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00:00This is what you'll see in the first look-a-like of our contestant No. 1!
00:05♪♪♪
00:35Wow! It's him! My God! We were so surprised!
00:39Madlang people, let me apologize.
00:45I made a terrible mistake.
00:50Miss Colombia is the first runner-up.
00:57And the 2015 Miss Universe is...
01:06I'm just kidding.
01:09What's up, Madlang people?
01:13I'm your guide from Family Feud.
01:17And of course, your favorite host in Miss Universe Contest.
01:23I'm Jose Sandoval, the Steve Harvey of Quezon City.
01:31Hello! Are you excited?
01:36And by the way, I've learned how to speak Tagalog.
01:41And I also learned how to sing a Filipino folk song.
01:46Do you want me to sing a Filipino folk song?
01:50Okay!
01:51Okay!
02:21♪♪♪
02:51Hello!
02:53Please welcome contestant No. 1, Jose Sandoval, the Steve Harvey of Quezon City!
02:59Hi, Steve!
03:01How are you?
03:03I'm fine.
03:05How's your brother, Luigi?
03:07He's Mario's brother.
03:09Hello!
03:11It's so nice to have Steve Harvey here.
03:14Of course!
03:16And you know how to sing Tagalog?
03:18Of course!
03:19I thought you were going to black out, Bingo.
03:22Thank you for learning that Filipino song.
03:24Of course!
03:25Can you say, in the letter B?
03:27In the letter B!
03:30You know, a big plastic shell is the grand prize.
03:34If Steve Harvey was this small, Pia would have opened it and put it in front of him.
03:39But I'm bigger than him.
03:41So, Steve Harvey, how sorry were you when you made that terrible mistake?
03:46Well, I'm so sorry because I have offended two beautiful ladies.
03:53Not just two beautiful ladies, but two countries!
03:56Yes, of course.
03:58And I'm so sorry for it.
04:00Until now, I'm still regretting what I have done.
04:05And until now, we're still mad.
04:08No, we're just kidding.
04:11What were you thinking?
04:13Why did you say the wrong name?
04:14Why did you say the wrong name?
04:16What was happening in your mind?
04:18I don't know. Perhaps I'm thinking something.
04:22I don't know. I don't know what really happened.
04:24I don't know.
04:25It's a mystery until now.
04:27Well, nobody's perfect.
04:30Nobody's perfect.
04:32It's too long.
04:34Did you get a stroke?
04:39But what's important is you admit your mistake.
04:42Yes.
04:44If he didn't win, he can still come back here.
04:47Why?
04:48He's a Monopoly guy.
04:50But the boss is Gus Abel-Gus.
04:58So, when is your due date?
05:02It's overdue.
05:04It's overdue.
05:06It's overdue.
05:08It's like he's selling his 680 home appliances.
05:11That's a classic.
05:12It's overdue.
05:14He's also a comedian.
05:19So, what's keeping you busy nowadays?
05:22Because Miss Universe is going to happen sometime in the future.
05:29But for now, what's keeping you busy?
05:32I'm still hosting Family Feud.
05:35Celebrity Edition.
05:38He has another show.
05:40He has another show, Mr. Steve Irving.
05:44That was Little Big Shots.
05:46Little Big Shots.
05:48It was ended in 2020.
05:50Yeah, the TNT boys were there.
05:52They guested your show.
05:54They are very good singers.
05:56How did you find them?
05:58Amazing.
06:00Aside from hosting, what other talents do you have?
06:03As you can see.
06:05I cannot see.
06:07As you have seen, I sing and I dance.
06:13You dance?
06:15We didn't see the dance.
06:17What do you call that dance?
06:19The side-by-side.
06:21Can you teach us, Mr. Steve?
06:23Self-made.
06:25Choreography.
06:27Self-made choreography.
06:29He's a self-made billionaire.
06:32Self-made choreographer.
06:34His head is so funny.
06:36It looks like he's enjoying putting his hair up.
06:39This is a forum.
06:47Do you have kids?
06:49No.
06:50Kids?
06:52I forgot.
06:54Because they are not kids anymore.
06:59Because they are not kids anymore.
07:01So you are their kids now.
07:03Of course.
07:05Because you are the one who stayed looking like a kid.
07:07Young at heart.
07:10I envy your mustache.
07:13Why?
07:15I want that to be my bangs.
07:17Really?
07:19You are so blessed because your hair is very healthy here.
07:22What happened here?
07:24Do you have any problem?
07:26No.
07:27Who are you asking?
07:29Who are you asking?
07:30Okay, Steve.
07:32Fella, add a name.
07:34So that I know who you are talking to.
07:36Why? Is there anyone else who can answer that question?
07:38The localite statue.
07:40No, I'm talking about the statue.
07:42Who is he talking to?
07:44Maybe it's Steve or the statue.
07:46Why does he need a name?
07:48Who is he talking to?
07:50He said it's his name.
07:52Who is Bella's brother?
07:54Herb is so healthy.
07:55Don't talk to her anymore.
07:57There's someone who wants to buy roses.
08:04I didn't know about the roses.
08:06Maria Mercedez's friend.
08:10Was that a serious question?
08:14I just want to know, do you like to shave your head?
08:17Or is this nature's doing?
08:19Is your shampoo clear?
08:21That's why it's clear now?
08:23Yes.
08:25I shave my head at least three times a week.
08:29But you forgot something.
08:31You forgot something here.
08:33Here, look.
08:35Yes, there's something.
08:37I think your barber didn't see that.
08:40That's the real sideburns.
08:42It's just here on the side.
08:44It's nice.
08:46He has a lot of hair.
08:48He has a shape.
08:50Sir Steve is really smart.
08:52When was the last time you talked to Professor X?
08:56Oh.
08:58The X-Man?
09:00No, the X-Woman.
09:02Now a transgender male.
09:06I will replace him someday.
09:10You also want to be an actor?
09:12Of course.
09:14Can you act?
09:16I'm a comedian.
09:18But comedians are also actors.
09:20Of course.
09:22Who's your favorite Filipino comedian?
09:24Dolphie.
09:26Pick me also last time.
09:28Top three.
09:30With the top three, I'll give you another point.
09:33Who else?
09:35Don Pepot, you like Don Pepot also?
09:37Yes, Don Pepot.
09:39And Tochi Kids.
09:41Who's Tochi Kids?
09:43Wendell Bunce.
09:45Those are his times.
09:48Wendell Bunce.
09:50He's really quiet in America.
09:53So now we talk to the judges.
09:56Let's see if the Madlang people like you.
09:59If they are convinced that you are really Steve Harvey.
10:02Let's find out what the Madlang people think.
10:05Contestant number one.
10:07Ryan and Ayo.
10:11Let's ask the opinion of the Madlang people.
10:14Madlang people.
10:15Madlang people.
10:17Madlang or Madlang?
10:22There are a lot of Madlang people.
10:24Madlang people.
10:26All Madlang people.
10:28Let's go upstairs.
10:30Let's go here.
10:32Hello, welcome to Showtime.
10:34Hello.
10:36What's your name?
10:38I'm Charmaine of Cavite.
10:40Charmaine of Cavite.
10:42Yes.
10:44You intentionally look like a local.
10:47Intentionally?
10:49Your term is really bad.
10:51Intentionally.
10:53You intentionally look like a local.
10:55So you really believe that he looks like Steve Harvey.
10:57Yes, I believe that he looks like Steve Harvey.
11:00Steve Harvey.
11:02Steve Harvey.
11:04Is he the one who sang Last Christmas?
11:07Steve Harvey.
11:09Steve Harvey.
11:11Have you watched Myth Universe?
11:13It's a shame that he didn't say what he said in Myth Universe.
11:16It's a shame.
11:18He added more points.
11:20So, in the picture and next to the hosts, you really believe that he looks like Steve Harvey.
11:28Yes.
11:30Yes, I believe that he looks like Steve Harvey.
11:32Even his hair and mustache.
11:34Where's his hair?
11:36On his mustache.
11:38On his mustache.
11:40But you should also imitate his posture.
11:43His confidence.
11:49His height, sir.
11:51There.
11:53Are you a local?
11:55Yes, I'm a local.
11:57They said that he's Binimangay.
11:59Why are you listening?
12:01What did they say?
12:03Of course, there's a reason why I'm listening.
12:06Binimangay.
12:07Who told you that you look like Binimangay?
12:10My friends.
12:12Oh, your friends.
12:14You're just making up a story because he has a lot of ribbons.
12:17Binimangay has a lot of ribbons.
12:19Are you studying?
12:21No, I'm not.
12:23You're studying.
12:25Just kidding.
12:27Are you graduating?
12:29No, I'm not.
12:31You stopped studying.
12:33Thank you for coming.
12:37Ryan and Aion,
12:39Ryan and Aion informed us that
12:41the guy who looks good
12:43is a drag queen who hasn't fixed her hair yet.
12:46Drag queen.
12:48Drag queen who's undrag.
12:50Get ready with me.
12:52There are a lot of drag queens who look good when they don't fix their hair.
12:55Like Maxi.
12:57Maxi Silakiana.
12:59They're the ones who look good when they don't fix their hair.
13:01See you, Vice Comedy Club.
13:04Thank you so much, Ryan and Aion.
13:05And now, let's listen to the comment
13:08of our beautiful superhero for the day,
13:11Gerardo Gazzini Ganados.
13:13Thank you, thank you.
13:15What's up, madlife people!
13:19Gazzini looks good.
13:21He doesn't look real.
13:23Right? He looks like a lizard.
13:25Correct. The color of his arms and his face are beautiful.
13:27Thanks, ma'am.
13:29It's annoying.
13:31It's a good afternoon.
13:33It's good to get hurt.
13:35It's a shame that Kim isn't here.
13:37I can't do Bisaya.
13:39You can do Bisaya.
13:41It's okay.
13:43It's like my Miss Universe flashback.
13:46I didn't know that Steve Harvey can speak Tagalog.
13:50He studied because he came back from the Philippines.
13:52Is he also the host of your batch?
13:54Yes, he is.
13:56And because of that, you're Steve Harvey to me.
13:58Nice.
14:00What did he ask you?
14:02There's a casual interview, right?
14:03Yes, he just asked me my name.
14:06Because I have a long name.
14:08I only have 5 names.
14:10What's your real full name?
14:12Gazzini Christiana Jordi.
14:14I'm Piado Ganados.
14:16That's long.
14:18So imagine, when I was young,
14:20I had a 1-4 sheet of paper.
14:22The teacher was on the number 5,
14:24and I was still on the name.
14:26And maybe if you won Miss Universe,
14:28he wouldn't mention your name on the long sheet of paper.
14:30Yes, he would.
14:31He would say sorry again.
14:33No, your execution was amazing.
14:37And we really enjoyed your performance earlier.
14:43Thank you so much.
14:45The people at Gazzini were really impressed.
14:47Especially earlier, when he wasn't moving at all.
14:50Correct. I also noticed that.
14:52He's so good at speaking Tagalog.
14:54His clothes are so powerful.
14:56The red leather is so powerful.
14:58He's like a superhero of floor wax.
15:00Thank you, Gazzini.