It’s Showtime: Isang MALUPITAN NA DANCE SHOWDOWN with ‘Vice Ganda’ ng Baguio! (Kalokalike)
Aired (October 16, 2024): Kung mayroon tayong UNKABOGABLE na Meme Vice Ganda, mayroon din tayong kalokalike na hindi magpapatimbog at pakak sa sayawan mula sa Baguio! #GMANetwork
Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso
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Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso
Watch It's Showtime full episodes here:
https://www.gmanetwork.com/fullepisodes/home/its_showtime
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00:00So let's give it up for contestant number one, Rafa!
00:30Hi!
00:32Hi!
00:34Hi!
00:36Hi!
00:38Hey!
00:40Hey!
00:42Thrift shop!
00:44What's up?
00:46I'm your new host,
00:48and model,
00:50Pipo!
00:54I'm going to do this
00:56because your host is here
00:58ready to find
01:00uncommunicability.
01:02I am Deja, the beautiful host
01:04of Baguio City!
01:08She's also wearing a thrift shop.
01:16That's not me!
01:18I never split!
01:20Sample!
01:22Sample!
01:24Sample!
01:26Please welcome
01:28Deja, the beautiful host
01:30of Baguio City!
01:32She's not a host.
01:34She split.
01:36She's a vice reel.
01:38I'm ready to get famous.
01:40You're rehearsing to get famous?
01:42Yes.
01:46How are you, Brit?
01:48I'm okay.
01:50I just came from the US.
01:52I bought a lot of labubo.
01:54Labubo is a song.
01:56What is it?
01:58Labubo ka ang bulak-lak.
02:00Yes!
02:02That's a joke.
02:04I'm sorry.
02:08Jackie,
02:10send me the wardrobe
02:12I'm going to wear today.
02:14Jackie!
02:16I just want to know
02:18what I'm going to wear today.
02:20Huh?
02:22You're wearing a skirt.
02:24It looks good on you.
02:26That's why
02:28you said you're going to make
02:30your outfit bigger.
02:32You're wearing a thrift shop outfit.
02:34She's really wearing a thrift shop outfit.
02:36Where did you buy your clothes?
02:38She split,
02:40but this is what's left.
02:42Look at the other side.
02:44What's that?
02:46She's wearing
02:48a tie.
02:50The back is torn.
02:52She's wearing a tie.
02:56Where did you buy that?
02:58Your face.
03:00No, your clothes.
03:02She's wearing labubo.
03:04Labubo is a collector's item.
03:08Where did you buy your clothes?
03:10This is from a thrift shop in the US.
03:12From a thrift shop
03:14in the backstage.
03:16But look at this.
03:18This is a nice vest.
03:20You know what's underneath?
03:22It's Peter Pan.
03:24Where did you buy your shoes?
03:26She took it off a while ago.
03:28Let me see your shoes.
03:30That's you.
03:32That's not mine.
03:34Do you know where that is?
03:36Where?
03:38It's on your hip.
03:40That's not a shoe.
03:42It should be a whore shoe.
03:44That's too much.
03:46That's too much.
03:48That's too much.
03:50That's too much.
03:52She should be good with shoes.
03:54Why?
03:56She's the only one who can wear shoes
03:58with a tie like that.
04:00That's 20.
04:04That's hard to wear.
04:06How are you, guys?
04:08I'm busy because I'm getting ready
04:10for the fashion show.
04:12What are you going to do?
04:14Did you see that?
04:16This is where I come from.
04:18Show them the performance
04:20you rehearsed yesterday.
04:22Show them.
04:24Music, please.
04:42Like that.
04:44Wait a minute.
04:46You can't do that.
04:48She got dizzy at the end.
04:50I'm tired.
04:52We want to see the real Bicep.
04:54Can you do that?
04:56Chinese dance.
05:12Hey!
05:14Hey!
05:16Come back here.
05:18Hey!
05:20What happened?
05:22She ran away.
05:24She ran away.
05:26The two cameras
05:28were alerted.
05:30They're coming back.
05:32The cameras are coming back.
05:34There will be another camera there.
05:36Mimi is breathing.
05:38How's your movie?
05:40It's almost Christmas.
05:42Are you watching?
05:44Is it right or wrong?
05:46She's answering.
05:48She might answer wrong.
05:50She might answer wrong.
05:52Mimi, I heard
05:54that you're crying.
05:56She got dizzy.
05:58I heard that
06:00you're shooting a movie.
06:02Your movie is good.
06:04You're different from Bicep.
06:06You're beautiful.
06:08You didn't expect this.
06:10What's that?
06:12The unexpected.
06:14That's right.
06:16Instead of a horse,
06:18I'll be
06:20a fish.
06:22It's underwater.
06:24That's why she doesn't have a fishnet.
06:26That's why she got caught.
06:28She'll be a petrified fish.
06:30She'll get dizzy.
06:32Ayun might be watching.
06:34What do you want to say to Ayun?
06:36To your wife.
06:38Did you ask her to wear her shoes?
06:40That's Ayun.
06:42Ayun?
06:44I have an Ayun.
06:46Ayunman.
06:48That's a joke.
06:50I hope that
06:52your jokes don't fit.
06:54I hope that while you're traveling here,
06:56you're thinking about LX.
06:58Wait.
07:00I want to do something.
07:02Can you act
07:04like you're looking at a mirror?
07:06That's nice.
07:08You're just a guest here.
07:10You're directing.
07:12I thought I'm the only one with a script.
07:14You can do it.
07:16Bella, you'll like it.
07:18All the things you hate in life,
07:20all the things you don't like in your face,
07:22all the things you don't like in your life,
07:24all of it in your face.
07:26That's how it is when you're at home.
07:28In the mirror, right?
07:30You're replacing the things you don't like in your face?
07:32No, it's him.
07:34It's an exercise.
07:36It's an exercise in the workshop.
07:38Get ready. Think carefully.
07:40Talk to yourself, Tito Boy.
07:42Will the mirror answer you?
07:44Let's see how the mirror will feel.
07:46It's like the angle of the mirror is higher.
07:50It's like a different angle.
07:52Lights, camera, action.
07:58Really?
08:02They agreed right away.
08:04Sorry, sorry.
08:08You too?
08:20How are you?
08:22Do you want to meet?
08:28For my family in Baguio.
08:32You didn't understand the direction.
08:34Talk to yourself.
08:36Talk to yourself.
08:40Why did you sell your wallet to yourself?
08:44Are you so stingy?
08:48You're buying a lot of new shoes.
08:50I hope that before you fix your bicycle,
08:52you check your average in NCEE.
08:56Take 2.
08:58Talk to yourself.
09:00Are you still in NCEE?
09:02Tell him everything you heard.
09:04Lights, camera, action.
09:10Hi, Self.
09:12Say hello.
09:16That's the mirror.
09:20You know,
09:22last month,
09:24I was questioning myself.
09:26Am I worthy?
09:30If
09:32am I enough?
09:38Sometimes,
09:40He's taking off his clothes.
09:42I don't know
09:44where I'm going.
09:48Then suddenly,
09:50I'll turn around.
09:54And I'll say,
09:56You,
09:58You're beautiful.
10:02Salawit is laughing.
10:06That's what I meant before.
10:10If you want to talk to him,
10:12what do you want to say?
10:14She's scaring us.
10:18She's just a guest.
10:22Action!
10:24How are you?
10:30How are you?
10:34Are you still happy?
10:36It's amazing.
10:38I'm this mirror,
10:40but you look more broken.
10:42Bye.
11:12You're different.
11:14You're different.
11:16You're not like anyone else.
11:20Think about how dark the world is
11:22if you're two.
11:26Do you know why you're alone?
11:30God only created you once
11:34because He doesn't want to make mistakes.
11:38Sometimes, He makes mistakes
11:40and He'll do it again.
11:44I love you.
11:48That's one of my jokes for today.
11:52That's a joke.
11:56She's crying.
11:58She's crying.
12:00It's like a personal message.
12:02She's crying.
12:04Why?
12:06You know.
12:08I told you before.
12:10What did you tell me?
12:12Whatever happens,
12:16you'll just look at the clouds.
12:20You'll shout your anger
12:22and when you look,
12:24you'll be like this.
12:26Why are you crying?
12:28You're happy.
12:32This is such a dream come true for me.
12:34I love you so much.
12:36You're my icon, my diva,
12:38my legend, my myth.
12:40What is one of the things
12:42that inspires you?
12:44Growing up,
12:46as a young little gay in the province,
12:50I see myself in her.
12:54It's like a representation in the media.
12:56It's so important to me
12:58that when I was young,
13:00I was just figuring out
13:02if there was something wrong
13:04with what I was feeling.
13:06But when I saw her,
13:08I realized that I wasn't alone.
13:10Thank you so much, Meme.
13:12Thank you to myself.
13:18What happened?
13:20What about yourself, Il?
13:22Why are you looking at me?
13:24That's the effect of chicken.
13:26You ate a lot of chicken.
13:28Don't look at yourself.
13:30I used to watch her.
13:34She also won in a drag show.
13:38It was a reality drag show
13:40in the Philippines.
13:42It was so good.
13:44She won there in the second season.
13:46Right?
13:48You were so good.
13:50If you used to watch me,
13:52I also watched you.
13:54That is the sweetest thing ever.
13:56It's a wrap.
13:58And when I saw you,
14:00I also saw myself.
14:02I was like, that's me.
14:04That's why I was happy when you won.
14:06Because I want to see myself winning.
14:12I'm very proud of you.
14:16Representation matters.
14:18That's right.
14:20Very true.
14:22Congratulations, Ma. You've come a long way.
14:24How did you win?
14:26She's a contestant.
14:28Thank you so much, Deidre.
14:30Where did you perform?
14:34Now,
14:36I reside in Manila.
14:38I have shows.
14:40You can follow me
14:42on my Instagram.
14:46I will post my shows.
14:48I will go around the Philippines.
14:50That's my goal.
14:52To catch barangay people.
14:54Bring drag to the province.
14:56Because I'm from the province.
14:58Mama has a goal.
15:00You should audition there.
15:02Yes, I should.
15:04We need a kitchen.
15:06You should be a waiter.
15:08Congratulations.
15:10Now, we know
15:12what the judges think
15:14about Ryan and Jackie.
15:18Thank you, Kimmy.
15:20Now, we know what the judges think.
15:22The judges vote for
15:24Kaloka or Kalokalai.
15:28Kalokalai!
15:30Kalokalai!
15:32Kalokalai!
15:34Let's go, Ryan.
15:36Go, Mommy!
15:38That's her mom.
15:40She's dancing.
15:42She's a proud mom.
15:44Hi!
15:46Hello, Mommy.
15:48What's your name?
15:50Mommy Emma.
15:52Your hat is Kalokalai.
15:54Of course, she's her daughter.
15:56That's her mom, Jackie.
15:58It hurts if she calls her daughter
16:00Kalokalai.
16:02Look at her face.
16:04Ha!
16:06Ha!
16:08Did you say
16:10she looks like Vice Ganda?
16:12Yes.
16:14Didn't you get scared?
16:16Baby Vice.
16:18She's a pony.
16:20Baby Vice, little pony.
16:24For example, she's Vice Ganda.
16:26Who's your Kalokalai?
16:28Are you
16:30Rosario's mom?
16:32No, I'm Janet Napoles' mom.
16:36Who's your Kalokalai?
16:38Mommy Emma.
16:40Don't be shy.
16:42Rhea Luxin.
16:44Rhea Luxin.
16:46Rhea Luxin.
16:52Can Rhea Luxin dance and sing?
16:54What's Rhea Luxin's talent?
16:56Acting.
16:58Can you act?
17:00Do you remember her line?
17:02No, I don't.
17:04Can Rhea Luxin do voodoo?
17:06Show us.
17:08Show us.
17:10Let's go.
17:12Oh, yes.
17:14Oh, wow.
17:16Oh, wow.
17:18So funny.
17:28Thank you, mommy.
17:30Okay.
17:32Back to you, guys.
17:38What's up, Mad Lab people?
17:40Wow.
17:42For the second time around.
17:46Hi, Kim.
17:50You know it.
18:04Wow.
18:10Wow.
18:20I love you.
18:22Thank you so much for your performance.
18:32Hopefully,
18:34you'll achieve your dreams in life.
18:36Like Vice.
18:38So, yeah.
18:40Sweetest ever.
18:42This is like a tribute to you.
18:44A tribute to your messages.
18:46Thank you so much.
18:48Jurado Gazzini.
18:50Jurado, you can give your hat to
18:52Deja, the beautiful Vice of Baguio.