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00:00What's up, Batang People!
00:10You guys are so beautiful!
00:14Bella suffered again.
00:18Bella suffered again.
00:20Zoom in! Zoom out!
00:22Who will be the copycat to stand out here in Kalalakalak Phase 4?
00:29Three people will stand up to prove that they are the Kalokalaik of the day.
00:35The first to pass the duplicate will be the Kalokalaik of the day.
00:39And the prize is...
00:4115,000 pesos!
00:44Their eyes will judge if the stars we will see will pass.
00:49First up is the OG Rockista Tandem, Juggs and Teddy.
00:54Wow!
00:56Actress, dancer, and social media star, Chi Filomeno.
01:03And Miss Universe Philippines 2019, Gazzini Gamado!
01:09Hi, Gazzini!
01:11Hi!
01:13The red corset looks like it has power.
01:15I know! I love it.
01:17Like a superhero.
01:19It looks like it has wings.
01:21And her opponent is Chi.
01:23What's Chi?
01:25The son of Dracula.
01:27He has a standing collar.
01:29He looks like Chiki Holman Yulo from Lunch Date.
01:32Madiel, do you know Chiki Holman Yulo?
01:35From Lunch Date!
01:37He has a standing collar.
01:39It's so beautiful.
01:41Is that a trend now?
01:44Chiki Holman Yulo.
01:46It's Chika Chika Chicks.
01:48Chiki Chika Chicks.
01:50Chuchi is the one you're talking about.
01:52Ask Chang.
01:55He eats at Dada's house.
01:57He's with Chang Ame, the one who pulled out the sedula.
02:00That's great.
02:02That's the song, right?
02:04Here in Lunch Date, it's so fun.
02:09Are you the one who sang the theme song?
02:11No, I just heard it.
02:13Her grandfather knows her.
02:15He's a boxing referee.
02:17Let's go.
02:19Our sister is wearing flat skates.
02:22Because we're preparing for Magbasykan.
02:266 AM.
02:28I'm pointing my toes.
02:30Do you know why Kuish Jong is not here?
02:32Why?
02:34He's still looking for his localite.
02:36He's not convinced anymore.
02:38He's still hungry.
02:40I told him to go to the big world.
02:42It's still raining.
02:44Miss Granny, right?
02:46Why are you asking me?
02:48Miss Granny, our outfit for today.
02:50As Nova Villa or as Sarah Geronimo?
02:53Who's the other one?
02:55As James Reid.
02:57That's James Reid's song.
02:59It's another day.
03:01It's a kayak.
03:03Watch the Korean version of Kayak.
03:05I watched the Korean version.
03:07I was so confused.
03:09I didn't understand anything for 2 hours.
03:11I didn't understand anything.
03:13That's why I cried.
03:14I cried for 2 hours.
03:16I thought about it for 2 hours.
03:18I thought about it for 2 hours.
03:20So here we are.
03:22We have a contest.
03:24You may sit down.
03:28They've been standing for a long time.
03:30It's like when I went to the church.
03:32The priest was waiting for me.
03:34I asked him when he will make me sit down.
03:36It hurts.
03:38The priest forgot to tell me to sit down.
03:40We didn't sit down.
03:42But he's a priest.
03:44He's a father.
03:46He's a mother.
03:48We love mothers.
03:50I have a lot to tell.
03:52You go first.
03:54I will tell you.
03:56We had a church last Thanksgiving.
03:58The priest was already praying.
04:00He was already praying.
04:02He was doing a prayer.
04:04He was doing a prayer.
04:06He was doing a prayer.
04:08He was doing a prayer.
04:10He was doing a prayer.
04:12He was doing a prayer.
04:14He was doing a prayer.
04:16I told Darin,
04:18it's like we're praying to our father.
04:20We're waiting for him to give us food and drink.
04:22We're like this.
04:24Were you hungry when you were praying?
04:26Yes.
04:28But I just wanted to share.
04:30This is what we will see.
04:32This is what we will see.
04:34Here's contestant number 1.
04:45Wow!
04:57He's doing this.
04:59He's showing off.
05:01He's tiring the dancers.
05:05Wow!
05:07We're surprised.
05:09Mudlung people,
05:11let me apologize.
05:15I made a terrible mistake.
05:20Miss Colombia
05:23is the first runner-up.
05:27And the 2015 Miss Universe is...
05:37I'm just kidding.
05:39What's up Mudlung people?
05:41I'm your guide from Family Feud.
05:45And of course,
05:47your favorite host
05:49in Miss Universe contest.
05:52I'm Jose Sandoval,
05:54the Steve Harvey
05:56of Quezon City.
06:02Hello!
06:04Are you excited?
06:06Yes!
06:08And by the way,
06:09I've learned how to speak Tagalog
06:12and I also learned
06:14how to sing a Filipino folk song.
06:17Do you want me to sing a Filipino folk song?
06:20Yes!
06:22Okay!
06:30Leron lero na sinta
06:34Poko ng papaya
06:36Dala dala'y buslo
06:39Sisitla ng bunga
06:42Pagdating sa dolo
06:45Nabari ang sanga
06:48Kapus kapalar
06:50Bumanap ng iba
06:53Leron lero na sinta
06:56Poko ng papaya
06:59Dala dala'y buslo
07:02Sisitla ng bunga
07:04Pagdating sa dolo
07:07Nabari ang sanga
07:10Kapus kapalar
07:12Bumanap ng iba
07:19Hello!
07:21Please welcome contestant number one,
07:23Jose Sandoval,
07:25the Steve Harvey
07:27of Quezon City.
07:29Hi Steve!
07:31How are you doing?
07:32Yes, I'm fine.
07:34How's your brother, Luigi?
07:36He's the Mario brother.
07:38I'm sorry, sorry.
07:40Hello!
07:42It's good that Steve Harvey is speaking.
07:44It's like he's going to have a bingo in SM.
07:46Of course!
07:48Do you know how to sing Tagalog?
07:50Of course!
07:52I thought you were going to have a blackout bingo.
07:54Thank you for learning that Filipino song.
07:56Can you say, sa letrang B?
07:58Sa letrang B!
08:00You know, a big shell of plastic is the grand prize.
08:04If Steve Harvey was like this,
08:06Pia would have opened it when she made a mistake.
08:09But she's a big chef.
08:11So Steve Harvey,
08:13how sorry were you when you made that terrible mistake?
08:16Well, I'm so sorry because
08:19I have offended two beautiful ladies.
08:23Not just two beautiful ladies,
08:25but two countries.
08:27Yes, of course.
08:29I'm so sorry for it.
08:31Until now,
08:33I'm still regretting what I have done.
08:36And until now,
08:38we're still mad.
08:40We're just kidding.
08:42What were you thinking?
08:44Why did you say the wrong name?
08:46What was happening in your mind?
08:48I don't know.
08:50Perhaps I'm thinking something.
08:52I don't know.
08:54What really happened?
08:56It's a mystery until now.
08:58Nobody's perfect.
09:00Nobody's perfect.
09:02Too long.
09:04Did you get a stroke?
09:06Well, of course.
09:09But what's important is you admit your mistake.
09:12Yes.
09:14You know, if he didn't win,
09:16he can still come back here.
09:18Why?
09:20He's a Monopoly guy.
09:22But his voice is like Gus Abel-Gus.
09:24It's popping.
09:26So,
09:28when is your due date?
09:31It's overdue.
09:33It's overdue.
09:35It's overdue.
09:37It's like he's selling his 680 Home Appliances.
09:40It's like he's selling his 680 Home Appliances.
09:42It's overdue.
09:43He's also a comedian, right?
09:45Delivery Home, Mrs.
09:48Yeah.
09:50So, what's keeping you busy nowadays?
09:52Because, you know,
09:53this course is going to happen sometime
09:56in the future.
09:58But for now, what's keeping you busy?
10:01I'm still hosting Family Feud.
10:04Yes.
10:06Celebrity Edition.
10:08He has another show.
10:10He has another show.
10:12Mr. Steve Irving.
10:14That was Little Big Shots.
10:16Little Big Shots.
10:18It was ended in 2020.
10:20Yeah, the TNT boys were there.
10:21They guested your show.
10:23Yes.
10:25How did you find them?
10:27Amazing.
10:29Aside from hosting,
10:31what other talents do you have?
10:33As you can see,
10:35I cannot sing.
10:37As you have seen,
10:39I sing and I dance.
10:43You dance?
10:45We didn't see the dance.
10:47What do you call that dance?
10:49The side by side.
10:51Mr. Sash, Mr. Steve.
10:53Self-made.
10:55Choreography.
10:57Self-made choreographer.
10:59Sir Steve Irving is a self-made billionaire.
11:02Self-made choreographer.
11:04His head is so funny.
11:06It looks like it's fun to put a loobit,
11:08then it will go like this.
11:10It's not a drum.
11:12Then it will go like this.
11:15He's balancing it.
11:17Do you have kids?
11:19No.
11:20Because they are not kids anymore.
11:22Because they are not kids anymore.
11:24They are not kids anymore.
11:26So you are their kids now.
11:28Of course.
11:30Because you are the one
11:32who stayed looking like a kid.
11:34Young at heart.
11:36Yeah.
11:38I envy your mustache.
11:40Why?
11:42I want that to be my bangs.
11:44Really?
11:46You are so blessed
11:47because your hair is very healthy here.
11:49Yeah, what happened here?
11:51It's just a question.
11:53Do you have any problem?
11:55Who is asking that?
11:57Who is asking that?
11:59Okay, Steve.
12:01Fella, add a name
12:03so I know who you are talking about.
12:05Why? Is there anything else
12:07that can be opened in that question?
12:09The localize statue.
12:11Who is he talking about?
12:13Maybe it's Steve.
12:15Why do you need a name?
12:17Who is he talking about?
12:19He said it's a name.
12:21Who is he talking about?
12:23Your hair is very healthy.
12:25Really?
12:27Come here.
12:29Don't talk to him.
12:31Someone wants to buy roses.
12:35I will sell roses.
12:37She really is Maria Mercedes' friend.
12:40Okay.
12:42Was that a serious question?
12:44Yeah.
12:45Do you like to shave your head?
12:47Or is this nature's doing?
12:49Or is your shampoo clear?
12:51That's why it's clear now?
12:53Yes.
12:55I used to shave my head
12:57at least three times a week.
12:59But you forgot something.
13:01You forgot something here.
13:03Here, look.
13:05Yes, there is.
13:07I think your barber didn't see that.
13:09That's the real sideburns.
13:12It's just here on the side.
13:13Yeah, it's nice.
13:15He has a lot of hair.
13:17You'll know what he studied.
13:19Sir Steve is really smart.
13:21Yes.
13:23When was the last time you talked to Professor X?
13:26Oh, the X-Man?
13:29No, the X-Woman.
13:31Now a transgender male.
13:35I will replace him someday.
13:38Oh, you also do movies.
13:40You also want to be an actor?
13:41Of course.
13:43Is that your dream?
13:45Can you act?
13:47I'm a comedian.
13:49But comedians are also actors.
13:51Of course.
13:53Who's your favorite Filipino comedian?
13:55Dolphie.
13:57Pick me also.
13:59Top three.
14:01With the top three,
14:03I'll give you another point.
14:05Who else?
14:07Don Pepot.
14:09You like Don Pepot also?
14:11Who else?
14:13Wendell Bunce.
14:15That's his time.
14:17Wendell Bunce.
14:19He's crazy.
14:21He's really famous in America.
14:24So now, we'll talk to the judges.
14:27Let's see if they like you.
14:30If they are convinced that you are really Steve Harvey.
14:33Let's find out what the judges think
14:36of contestant number one,
14:38Bulacan Arayan and Ayo.
14:41Let's ask the opinions of many people.
14:44Many people,
14:46crazy or crazy-like?
14:51There are many crazy-like.
14:53Crazy-like.
14:55All crazy-like.
14:57Let's go upstairs.
14:59Let's go here.
15:01Hello, welcome to Showtime.
15:03Hello.
15:05What's your name?
15:07I'm Charmaine.
15:09Charmaine.
15:11Charmaine.
15:14You're crazy-like.
15:16Crazy-like.
15:18Your answer is crazy-like.
15:21You're crazy-like.
15:23So you believe that you look like Steve Harvey.
15:26Yes, I believe that I look like Steve Harvey.
15:30Steve Harvey.
15:32Is he the singer of Last Christmas?
15:36Steve Harvey.
15:37This is our Steve Harvey.
15:39Steve Harvey.
15:41Did you watch Miss Universe?
15:43Yes.
15:45It's a shame that he didn't say what he said in Miss Universe.
15:48He added more points.
15:50So,
15:52in the picture and next to the hosts,
15:56do you really believe that he looks like Steve Harvey?
15:59Yes, I believe that he looks like Steve Harvey.
16:02Even his hair and mustache.
16:05Where's his hair?
16:07On his mustache.
16:09On his mustache.
16:11But you should also imitate his posture.
16:13His confidence.
16:19His height, sir.
16:21There.
16:23Do you have a local-like?
16:25Yes, we have a local-like.
16:27They said that I'm Binimangay.
16:29Why are you listening?
16:31Because they said that.
16:33Of course, I have a voice.
16:35I'm listening.
16:37Who told you that you have a local-like, Binimaloy?
16:40My friends.
16:42Your friends.
16:44You just have a lot of ribbons.
16:46Maloy has a lot of ribbons.
16:48Are you studying?
16:50No, I'm not.
16:52You're studying.
16:54Just kidding.
16:56Have you graduated?
16:58No, I haven't.
17:00You stopped studying.
17:02Thank you for coming.
17:04Thank you so much.
17:05Thank you, guys.
17:07Ryan Bang is so hot right now.
17:09Ryan Bang is so popular.
17:11He's like a handsome guy or a drag queen who hasn't gotten her hair done.
17:16Drag queen?
17:18Get ready with me, boss.
17:20Drag queen who's undrag.
17:22Get ready with me.
17:24Most of the drag queens are handsome when they don't get their hair done.
17:26Like Baxi.
17:28Baxi, Silakiana.
17:30They're handsome when they don't get their hair done.
17:32See you, Vice Comedy Club.
17:35Thank you so much, Ryan and Aion.
17:37And now, let's listen to the comments of our beautiful superhero for the day,
17:41Gerardo Gazzini Ganados.
17:45What's up, madlife people?
17:49Gazzini is so beautiful.
17:51She doesn't look like a real person.
17:53Right? She looks like a witch.
17:55Correct. Her arms, her color, her face.
17:57Thanks, ma'am.
17:59It's so annoying.
18:01Good afternoon.
18:03You're going to get hurt.
18:06It's a shame that Kim isn't here.
18:08I can't do Bisaya.
18:10You can do Bisaya.
18:12It's okay.
18:14My Miss Universe flashed back.
18:16I didn't know that Steve Harvey can speak Tagalog.
18:20He studied because he came back from the Philippines.
18:22Is he also the host of your batch?
18:25Yes, he is.
18:27And because of that, you're Steve Harvey to me.
18:29Nice.
18:31What did he ask you?
18:33He just asked my name.
18:35Because my name is so long.
18:37It's only five.
18:39What's your real name?
18:41Gazzini, Christiana, Jordi.
18:43I'm Piado Ganados.
18:45That's long.
18:47So imagine, when I was young.
18:49I was about one-fourth sheet of paper.
18:51The teacher was at number five,
18:53and I was still at the top.
18:55And maybe if you won Miss Universe,
18:57he wouldn't even mention your name.
18:59He would also sneeze.
19:01He would apologize again.
19:03No.
19:05Your execution was so good.
19:07And we laughed a lot at your performance earlier.
19:13Thank you so much.
19:15The people at Gazzini were just laughing.
19:17Especially earlier when he wasn't moving at all.
19:20Correct.
19:22I also noticed.
19:24He's so good at Tagalog.
19:26He has a lot of power.
19:28He's like a superhero of floor wax.
19:30Thank you, Gazzini.
19:33Beautiful Jorado Gazzini, Ganados.
19:35Jorados, you can give your applause
19:38to Jose Sandoval,
19:40the Steve Harvey of Quezon City.
19:42Let's see if we can win
19:44when we see the contestant number two.
19:46Applause!
20:01I'm so nervous.
20:20You thought I was going to guest speak?
20:23You thought I was going to guest host today?
20:26You're wrong.
20:28What's up?
20:29What's up?
20:31What's up, people?
20:33I'm here in front of you.
20:35I'm Kimmy's mom,
20:37and I'm Yankee's mom.
20:39I'm also a regular here at Showtime.
20:41But there's no punishment.
20:44I am Christine Sarile,
20:47the Bella Padilla of Marinduque.
20:55Do you know what hurts?
20:58The fact that I can't accept
21:01that we're not fighting.
21:04When we last met, we were okay.
21:09When I'm with him,
21:12I can see that he loves me.
21:16When I'm with him,
21:18I can see that he's happy.
21:21That's what I don't understand.
21:23Why can't I?
21:27Why can't I?
21:42What's up, people?
21:44This is number two, Christine Sarile,
21:46the Bella Padilla of Marinduque.
21:48Hi, Bella!
21:50Hi, Tawan!
21:52Hi, Tawan!
21:54How are you?
21:55We're happy that you're here.
21:57But what did you think when you got a talent?
22:00You're more instrumental than the car.
22:03And the way you came in.
22:05But you got Bella's voice right away.
22:07Why?
22:09She was shocked.
22:11Can you do that?
22:13Not today.
22:15Not today.
22:17Not today. Tomorrow.
22:19Don't mind her, people.
22:21Don't look at the picture.
22:23Don't worry.
22:25Don't look at the picture.
22:27Don't look at Bella's face.
22:29I was cooling down.
22:31I was like, why don't you look at the picture?
22:33I was talking at the World Systemic Forum.
22:36I was a speaker.
22:38That's why we're so formal.
22:40That's why you followed Bella.
22:42Let's turn around.
22:44Is this also a get-spotted?
22:46That's a lot of effort.
22:48It's easy for you to get a talent.
22:50I can see the answers.
22:52That's why.
22:53I'll talk to her now.
22:55Because I don't know what to say.
22:57So, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella.
23:00You admitted it.
23:02Are you happy?
23:04I'm happy.
23:06When you were called Bella,
23:08did you feel awkward?
23:10I wanted to be Bella.
23:12How's your love life, Bella?
23:15It's okay.
23:17I'm going strong, of course.
23:19How long have you been together?
23:21How long have we been together?
23:23It's been 4 years, right?
23:25It's been 4 years.
23:27I'm not joking.
23:29It's been 4 years.
23:31It's been 3 years.
23:33It's been 4 years.
23:35It's been 4 years.
23:37It's been 3 years.
23:39It's been 3 years.
23:41What's the most…
23:43Because Bella, when we talk,
23:45she shares a lot of wisdom.
23:47But in your relationship now,
23:49what's the best thing you've learned?
23:50Don't listen to me.
23:52Don't listen to me.
23:54I'm talking to you properly.
23:56If your father comes,
23:58you'll have more problems.
24:00Just tell me the answer
24:02so I can explain to him when he comes.
24:04Whatever issue I share,
24:06let's just love each other.
24:08Let's just love each other.
24:10You should study after this.
24:12Bella is fond of pulling.
24:14Yes.
24:16What are you pulling now?
24:18What?
24:20Be quiet.
24:22Let's just continue.
24:24Where?
24:26Let's just continue.
24:28To everything you're doing?
24:30Do you message that to everyone?
24:32Even to pushers?
24:34To corrupt politicians?
24:36To thieves?
24:38Do we say, let's just continue?
24:40Let's just continue.
24:42What if you give Darren…
24:44He's shy already.
24:45If you give him a love advice,
24:47what advice would you give to him?
24:49You look extra handsome today, son.
24:51Why?
24:53It's like you did something again.
24:55Fresh.
24:57It's like your face is covered with a veil again.
24:59Thank you for the tea.
25:01Your corset is closed again.
25:03I went to the beach yesterday.
25:05You went to the beach?
25:07Yes.
25:09So the seawater helped?
25:11He just went to the beach.
25:13What will happen to you?
25:15You're so privileged.
25:17What love advice would you give to Darren Espanto?
25:21Darren, my advice to you is,
25:24if you're in love, don't give everything.
25:27Save money for yourself.
25:29It's like you're not supposed to say that to me,
25:31to one of our besties.
25:33It's like you're not supposed to.
25:35I didn't say anything.
25:37Why? Does he give everything?
25:39So he's in love now?
25:40Yes.
25:42Okay, okay.
25:44I didn't say anything.
25:46He's not in love now.
25:48But if you give everything to him,
25:50he'll give you everything.
25:52It's not easy to love our bestie, right, Kim?
25:54To all people, not just in a relationship.
25:56Okay, let's save it.
25:58Oh, this one.
26:00For example, Boy Abunda.
26:02You're looking in the mirror now.
26:06You're looking in the mirror now.
26:08What do you want to say
26:10to yourself?
26:13Just go on with your life.
26:16Whatever you're going through now,
26:18it will pass.
26:21She's going to answer herself.
26:23Why? I don't have a problem anymore.
26:26She's fighting with herself.
26:28When you're talking,
26:30you think she's going through a hard time.
26:32She's going through a hard time today.
26:34I'm so happy to be in the show.
26:36She's blushing.
26:38It's the time of the month.
26:40She's serious.
26:42This is self.
26:44What do you want to say to yourself?
26:46Always be kind.
26:48Write.
26:50Eat.
26:52Grow foods.
26:54Three times a day.
26:56Why does she need to continue
26:58in the month of August?
27:00Is she trash?
27:02Am I stuck?
27:04Are you stuck?
27:06Do you feel anything?
27:08You know, I've been through a lot
27:10but what we're experiencing
27:12is just a continuation.
27:14What have we been through?
27:16Asabela Padilla,
27:18of course, I have a lot of work.
27:20I have upcoming movies.
27:22Sorry, you're the one who's busy.
27:24You're not doing anything.
27:26We're not in demand.
27:28We don't have accounts.
27:30I'm sorry.
27:32Congratulations, you're number one
27:34in the showbiz.
27:37I was surprised there.
27:40Speaking of movies,
27:42there are 100 songs
27:44for Stella.
27:46Yes, the sequel.
27:48Are you writing a script
27:50for a movie?
27:52No, I'm just waiting
27:54for the 100 songs for Stella.
27:59This is the follow-up
28:01of my viewers
28:03because of the 100 songs
28:05for Stella.
28:06Let's see
28:08what are the updates
28:10in Fidel's life after college
28:12and what are the updates
28:14for Stella.
28:16Wow!
28:18This can be a promo.
28:20Can you come here tomorrow
28:22and promote me?
28:24This can be a promo.
28:26Like those who promote
28:28Marlboro in restaurants.
28:30The one with a free lighter
28:32when you buy three.
28:34In events,
28:36there are free lighters.
28:38Now, let's find out
28:40what Madla's huddle is
28:42with contestant number 2,
28:44MC Atlassi.
28:46Thank you, Bella.
28:48And of course,
28:50Madla's huddle is
28:52Madla People,
28:54Kaloka or Kalokalike.
28:56Let's go up.
28:58There are more Kalokalikes.
29:00There are so many.
29:01What's that, Bella?
29:03I don't know.
29:05She's asking if MC's T-shirt
29:07is still there.
29:09Where?
29:11Wow!
29:13Your outfit looks like
29:15you're going to enroll in a church.
29:17That's too much.
29:19It looks like a goat.
29:21It's hard to walk.
29:23That's injured.
29:25Welcome back, MC.
29:27Come here.
29:29Don't be fooled.
29:31This is style Bukas.
29:33Look at my styling.
29:35Pinterest is downloading
29:37so they can get an inspo.
29:39I found out that brown and black
29:41are a good combination.
29:43And panda shoes.
29:45So, we chose this one.
29:47Bella!
29:49Bella from Twilight.
29:52She's contactless.
29:54She's contactless.
29:56She's a goat.
29:58What's your name?
29:59Hi, I'm Jean.
30:01Just call me Taylor.
30:03Taylor!
30:05She called you ring.
30:07So, why are you a Kalokalike?
30:10Stage presence, aura, and face.
30:14Kalokalike.
30:16100%
30:19What about her acting?
30:21Very amazing.
30:23Very amazing.
30:25And your nose line.
30:27Very amazing.
30:29Very amazing.
30:31Her nose line is amazing.
30:33She's so shy.
30:35It's like a bridge.
30:37It's beautiful.
30:39Open the highlighter.
30:41Oh my God.
30:43Highlighter.
30:45Her eyebrows are straight.
30:47Oh my gosh.
30:49Her lips are beautiful.
30:51It's easy.
30:53It's beautiful.
30:55Even your contact lens
30:57looks like Aquaman's.
30:59Actually, Aquaman and I have a resemblance.
31:02No, your resemblance is a woman.
31:05No, no.
31:06Sita Astaus.
31:08You're concerned about that.
31:10Right?
31:11Aside from Sita, who else is your resemblance?
31:13Aside from Sita Astaus.
31:15Why are you looking at me?
31:17I'm kidding.
31:18Aside from Sita Astaus,
31:20I consider myself a Kalokalike of Princess Diana
31:23because she's my idol
31:25related to fashion icons.
31:27Aside from her leadership and queen.
31:30Thank you, Candidate No. 1.
31:32Thank you so much.
31:34Princess Diana.
31:37You're an Englishwoman.
31:39Just a slight one.
31:41Why are you an Englishwoman?
31:43Because...
31:45Because I'm half Filipino,
31:47half...
31:51Thank you so much.
31:55Back to you guys.
31:57Thank you, MC.
31:59Lastly, let's listen to her comment.
32:01She's one of our dance sirens.
32:03Hurado Chi Philomeno.
32:05Hello, Madlang people!
32:09Your aura is so different
32:11from your aura in ASAP.
32:13Your look.
32:15We're different on stage.
32:17Of course, it's our outer ego.
32:19Outer ego.
32:21Yes. Hello, Ms. Bella Padilla.
32:24Actually, hello.
32:25Hi.
32:27Hello, Westy.
32:29Your execution of being Bella Padilla was great.
32:32We enjoyed it.
32:34I could see the mannerism of Ms. Madge.
32:38There's a bit of howegg in Ms. Madge.
32:41We enjoyed what you showed us.
32:44Your spoken poetry
32:46and your acting also.
32:52Did you know that Ms. Gaye joined us
32:53as Bella Padilla?
32:55Really? Let me see.
32:57Didn't Ms. Gaye join us as Bella Padilla?
32:59Yes, she did.
33:01The organizer was talking to her.
33:03He said, we'll let you win,
33:05just replace me with Dennis.
33:07So I became Dennis Padilla.
33:09There, I won.
33:11Congratulations.
33:13Can I just replace her with Marjorie?
33:15No, Dennis Padilla.
33:19I put a nunal here
33:21to make you look like Dennis.
33:23You're not.
33:25That's MC.
33:27Thank you very much, Horado Chi.
33:29You may now give the hat to Christine Sarile,
33:33the Bella Padilla of Marinduque.
33:35Let's give our next carbon copy.
33:38Here's contestant number 3.
33:54You might get mad.
33:57You might get mad
33:59if I don't visit Showtime
34:01after my concert.
34:03I just want to thank everyone
34:05because they don't get
34:07so sick of my love songs.
34:10So sick of my love songs.
34:12You might get mad
34:14if I don't visit Showtime
34:16after my concert.
34:18I just want to thank everyone
34:20because they don't get
34:21of my love songs and the only thing that I am came back here always in the
34:27Philippines is his song because of you what's up my love people I am Alexis
34:37Layson your Neo of Malate, Manila
34:50happy that you're here in showtime after your wonderful concert in Araneta
34:55Coliseum yes I'm still happy about my concert last Thursday in Araneta
35:00Coliseum so many Filipino fans out there so many Filipino love me that's why I
35:06love all Filipinos. Can you say Mabuhay Philippines? Mabuhay Philippines! He says it so well because he's been here so many times yes I've
35:18been always getting back here in the Philippines because I love the
35:22Filipinos and the hospitality of the all the Filipinos and he went around the
35:28Metro he went to the mall yes yes I go around Mega Mall, MOA, I go Mega Mall, MOA, SM Manila
35:38and SM San Lazaro, you went to SM San Lazaro? Yes, I went to SM San Lazaro and SM Grand Central in Monumento he went there. You feel at home in Manila? Yes I feel at home at
35:53Manila because oh my god all the Filipinos I always love all Filipinos
35:59what is your favorite Filipino delicacy? Delicacy? Yeah, delicacy.
36:05Si Aling Delicacy!
36:07Ang kapit bahay namin na si Aling Deli
36:09Siya ang tahilan kaya si Aling Delicacy
36:13Oh my god, delicacy.
36:15Or food.
36:17My favorite food is marinated chicken.
36:19Marinated chicken.
36:22Marinated chicken.
36:24Balut? Balut.
36:26I tried balut once but
36:28so yummy, so delicious man.
36:30Kala ko ayaw.
36:32Kala ko so sick.
36:34You know the best part of your concert was when you asked
36:36some members of the audience to come up
36:38the stage and dance with you.
36:40Would you like to ask
36:42our girl audience
36:44nasan yung mga dancers natin?
36:46Baby dolls.
36:48Where are the baby dolls?
36:51So we asked
36:53two of our dancers here to
36:55dance with you.
36:57Let's make it live.
36:59But make sure it's for TV
37:01consumption.
37:03TV consumption.
37:05Here we go.
37:15Oh yes.
37:17Neo.
37:20Usher.
37:24Neo and Chris Brown ladies and gentlemen.
37:50Yeah.
38:00After the members of the audience, we have invited the organizers
38:02of the fiesta.
38:045, 6, 7, 8.
38:06Hey, hey, hey.
38:08You are still here.
38:10Said I'm so sick
38:12of the song.
38:14So fast and slow.
38:16Why can't I turn up
38:18the radio?
38:20Why can't I turn up
38:22the radio?
38:28Wait, we're not done yet.
38:30Why?
38:32The members of the audience dance with you, the organizers,
38:34and of course, the PTA president
38:36is here.
38:38Can you play it once more please?
38:40Play it once again.
38:42Hey, hey.
38:44Okay.
38:47I'm gonna change my answer
38:49reaching
38:51now that I know
38:53cause right now it says that we
38:55can't come to the floor
38:57and I know it
38:59makes no sense
39:01to walk out the door
39:03Thank you so much.
39:09Yes, yes.
39:12Yes.
39:16Yes.
39:20Yeah, Gen Zs.
39:22Yeah.
39:24Yes.
39:26Yes.
39:28Yes.
39:30Yes.
39:32Yes.
39:36Yes.
39:38Yes.
39:41Nice movie.
39:43Nice movie.
39:45You can sing while you were sweeping.
39:47Thank you so much.
39:49You're also the
39:51Child Wonder.
39:53Why?
39:55Sorry.
39:57Red Neo.
39:59Congratulations and thank you so much for visiting the Philippines.
40:01It's so dirty.
40:03Where did you wear it?
40:05He did a lot in the Philippines.
40:07He's from the sea.
40:09He has a band, right?
40:11Neo Colors.
40:17Don't fool him. You don't have any respect.
40:19Why?
40:21He's a saint.
40:23Okay.
40:25He's a saint.
40:27Why? It's Christmas, right?
40:29You like Christmas, right Neo?
40:32Why?
40:36He's a saint.
40:38Let's find out
40:40who are the Madlang people.
40:42Contestant No. 3 is Jackie and Shawn.
40:46Let's find out
40:48who are the Madlang people.
40:50Madlang people.
40:52Madness.
40:54Madness.
40:56Madness.
40:58Madness.
41:01Yes, there are a lot of Madlang people.
41:03They have a name.
41:05Come on, Shawn. Let's find out who we can talk to.
41:07Wow.
41:09There are a lot of Madlang people.
41:11Hi.
41:13She's so good. Her dad is so tall.
41:15Hello.
41:17I'm not making it obvious.
41:19Are you sure it's her dad?
41:21Yes.
41:23I know him.
41:25I know him.
41:27I know him.
41:30Yes, he's one of my parents.
41:32So this is Neo Mulak.
41:34The sign is upside down.
41:36What's your name?
41:38I'm James.
41:40James.
41:42Just James.
41:44James, why did you choose to be a localite?
41:46He looks like a localite.
41:48He has a good vibe.
41:50That's why we're dancing here.
41:52Yes. Did he get your talent?
41:54Yes.
41:56He looks like a localite.
41:58He looks like James.
42:00Are you a localite, James?
42:02Yes.
42:04Who?
42:06MC Mua.
42:08Thank you. You didn't say Juggs.
42:10He's so funny.
42:12You can't say Juggs is a localite.
42:14Why?
42:16Let's ask him first.
42:18What's your grandma's favorite?
42:20Juggs, what's your grandma's favorite?
42:22I don't know.
42:24Juggs, what's your grandma's favorite?
42:27Her favorite is tobacco.
42:29Why?
42:31Look at me now. I'm fat.
42:35You're running for one month.
42:37I'll take care of it.
42:41Everyday.
42:43Does Ms. MC have a talent?
42:45Her dancing.
42:47My dancing?
42:49Do you want a sample?
42:51Sample.
42:53Let's go, Ms. MC.
42:57Hey, hey, hey.
42:59MC.
43:01Showtime.
43:03Hey, hey, hey.
43:05Hey, hey, hey.
43:07I thought you have an injury.
43:09MC, MC.
43:11We just realized.
43:13You have a crop top.
43:15Two crop tops.
43:17Beautiful.
43:19I like that.
43:21What do you want to fight?
43:23That's right.
43:26You deserve it.
43:28Thank you, James.
43:30Back to you, guys.
43:32Thank you, Sharon and Jackie.
43:34Now, let's listen to the comments
43:36of our duo, Juggs and Teddy.
43:38Mother people.
43:40Rock and roll.
43:48Hello, Neo.
43:50Oh, my God.
43:52Seeing you in person, it's amazing.
43:55We need to teach you the
43:57Tagalog version of So Sick.
43:59How?
44:01Sample.
44:03You said my face is ugly.
44:05My nose is big.
44:07If I'm the ugly one,
44:09I'll have a cramp.
44:11I know I have no sense.
44:13What now?
44:15I'm the one holding the microphone.
44:17I'm the one holding the microphone.
44:19I'm the one holding the microphone.
44:21I'm the one holding the microphone.
44:24Season 1.
44:26Season 1.
44:28Juggs.
44:30In the voice, check.
44:32In the form, check.
44:34In the shades, check.
44:36In the face, check.
44:40In the face, it's okay.
44:42We'll have it.
44:44I have good news, Ate.
44:46What is it?
44:48Ate.
44:50I have good news.
44:52It's okay.
44:54You haven't been to the Solaire Sky Bar.
44:56Yes.
44:58He'll be back.
45:00For real?
45:02He'll be back.
45:04No.
45:06He'll be back on New Year's Eve.
45:08He'll be back on New Year's Eve.
45:10There's a New Year's party.
45:12You should go there.
45:14I should go to the after party.
45:16I was invited to the after party.
45:18Wow.
45:21Not by NEO, by Solaire.
45:23For us, Juggie,
45:25good stuff.
45:29Thank you, Juggs.
45:31Teddy, you can give the hat to Alexis Lezon,
45:35the NEO of Malate, Manila.
45:37Bye, see you.
45:39Yes, let's call her again.
45:43No, because we're commenting on the staff.
45:45I said, the three of them are okay.
45:47It's funny.
45:50Sometimes, they're not together.
45:54Let's call them again.
45:56Number 1 and 2,
45:58Bella and Steve.
46:00Wow.
46:02Who will have a commercial?
46:04Yes, Lebron James already has one.
46:06Really?
46:08Yes.
46:10Let's stop this.
46:12Hi, Rexona fans.
46:14We used to be afraid of AI.
46:16Yes.
46:19Let's go back to the manual.
46:21Here it is.
46:23For contestant number 1,
46:25Jose Sandoval and Steve Harvey of Quezon City.
46:27This is the hat of the jury.
46:31Calocalike.
46:33Calocalike.
46:35Calocalike.
46:37Wow.
46:39Three calocalikes.
46:41For contestant number 2,
46:43Christine Sarili,
46:45Bella Padilla of Marinduque.
46:47This is the hat of the jury.
46:51Calocalike.
46:53Calocalike.
46:57Calocalike.
46:59She gave it to her.
47:01Bella also got it right.
47:03This is exciting.
47:05For contestant number 3,
47:07Alexis Layson,
47:09the Neo of Malate Manila.
47:11This is the hat of the jury.
47:13Calocalike.
47:16We're still listening to the radio.
47:18We're still listening to the radio.
47:20Someone is washing the dishes.
47:22Yes.
47:24Sometimes, we're on the radio.
47:26Sometimes, it's small.
47:28What's the last one?
47:30I'm nervous.
47:32Calocalike.
47:34Our Calocalike winners are
47:36three of them.
47:38Jose Sandoval of Steve Harvey of Quezon City,
47:40Christine Sarili,
47:42Bella Padilla of Marinduque.
47:45Marinduque.
47:47Alexis Layson,
47:49the Neo of Malate Manila.
47:51What's the name of Marinduque?
47:53Triple Tie.
47:55Congratulations.
47:57You won Php 15,000.
47:59If you have a place,
48:01or a famous star,
48:03this is the time to go to
48:05Calocalike Facebook.
48:14Calocalike.