Movie in Action (1987) Action War
A movie crew is shooting in Thailand when some military guys kidnap the female star. The crew decide to fight back to get the movie star while shooting their movie.
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00:05:03Move forward! Move, move! Do it!
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00:06:17Good work, buddy.
00:06:19I liked it myself.
00:06:21Kid!
00:06:22You.
00:06:24Okay, let's pick up the harvon,
00:06:26go up the ridge,
00:06:28carry them this way,
00:06:29then we'll cut,
00:06:30go on the other side,
00:06:31and then we'll be shooting down this way,
00:06:33and then we'll pick them up left to right.
00:06:35Okay, works for you?
00:06:36For me, it's better if we can shoot from this angle
00:06:38because of the light.
00:06:40Okay, well, then we're gonna have to shoot Susan...
00:06:43No, it won't work.
00:06:44She will not let us shoot her right profile.
00:06:46Would you believe that?
00:06:47No, you're gonna have...
00:06:48Let's put her here, and then we'll take...
00:06:50Yeah, we can work around it.
00:06:51We can work around it.
00:06:52Uh...
00:06:53Tony! Billy!
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Looking good, Mike.
00:06:57Yeah, your movies give me a good workout.
00:07:05Excuse me, Mike.
00:07:06Um, we'll be doing scene 82A.
00:07:09Um, do you have any questions about it?
00:07:11Uh, no, I've gone over this already.
00:07:13It's okay.
00:07:14Okay, thank you very much.
00:07:18That was really great, Mike.
00:07:20Ah, certificial danger.
00:07:22Quality.
00:07:23Quality.
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Ah, certificial danger.
00:07:28Well, what kind of excitement are you looking for?
00:07:30A real war?
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:32Oh, yeah?
00:07:34Would you like to come to my room tonight?
00:07:36Now you're being too brave.
00:07:38You ever been ripped by a wildcat?
00:07:40No!
00:07:41Oh, yeah?
00:07:43Brian.
00:07:45Time's all right?
00:07:46Yeah, everything's okay.
00:07:48Okay.
00:07:49Told you.
00:07:52Hey, sit up!
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:58What we need now
00:08:00is an explosion right there in front of the hub.
00:08:03One right in front of the door
00:08:05and one behind of the hub.
00:08:07You take your stuff with you.
00:08:09You wire it out already.
00:08:12Hey, sit up!
00:08:14How about this?
00:08:17I don't like the way the, uh,
00:08:19Thai army guy is treating the express.
00:08:22Please.
00:08:24Make sure he stops it.
00:08:25Make sure he stops it, okay?
00:08:26All right, I'll take care of it.
00:08:28In 79, how short were we?
00:08:30320.
00:08:33Okay.
00:08:34Uh...
00:08:36Let's see if we can pick it up in 82 Apple.
00:08:3882 Apple?
00:08:39Yeah.
00:08:40Yeah, okay, got it.
00:08:41Billy, we're ready to do 82 Apple,
00:08:43but we can't shoot it without a leading lady.
00:08:45Do you have any suggestions?
00:08:47She must get caught up in traffic getting out of Bangkok.
00:08:49She'll be here any minute now.
00:08:51Any minute, huh?
00:08:53That's what you said yesterday,
00:08:54and yesterday she was 4 1⁄2 hours late.
00:08:57Look, Frank, the distributor wanted her,
00:08:59and I'm stuck with her.
00:09:00And I can't recast the film here
00:09:02in the middle of Thailand.
00:09:04You know, you're getting so excited
00:09:06you're gonna blow a fuse.
00:09:07Relax, pal, I'm just ragging your ass.
00:09:10What do you want me to do,
00:09:11call my mother and complain to her?
00:09:12Huh?
00:09:19That's it.
00:09:20That's terrific.
00:09:21Three hours and 45 minutes.
00:09:23That's better than yesterday.
00:09:24Huh?
00:09:25Come on, Frank.
00:09:26We're gonna see if we can make it back.
00:09:27Come on.
00:09:28Aren't you gonna meet the lady?
00:09:30Billy.
00:09:31Well, look who's here.
00:09:33The leading lady herself.
00:09:35You better get a move on,
00:09:37or you might not have a job in her next picture.
00:09:39What makes you think
00:09:40she's going to have the next picture?
00:09:48Real nice of you to join us.
00:09:50Why, am I late?
00:09:51Oh, only a couple of hours.
00:09:53I just couldn't wake up this morning.
00:09:55That shoot yesterday really got to me.
00:09:57Okay, okay.
00:09:58Let's just get started.
00:09:59Susan, why don't you get your makeup and get ready?
00:10:01Let's get your makeup on.
00:10:02Well, at least you have some makeup on already.
00:10:13Who was it this time, Susan?
00:10:15The room boy?
00:10:16Why do you ask?
00:10:18Have you had any more luck with the makeup girl?
00:10:20Hmm.
00:10:29Hello, Susan.
00:10:30Hello.
00:10:31I gotta put this body mic on you.
00:10:33Sure, Brian, go ahead.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:36How are you today?
00:10:37Oh, except for a splitting headache,
00:10:40but everything's okay.
00:10:42Feeling much better.
00:10:44What about yours, Mike?
00:10:45Is it still on?
00:10:47Yeah, mine's okay.
00:10:49Okay.
00:10:53Okay, Miss Jackson,
00:10:55we'll be doing scene 82A.
00:10:57You go up to that hut up there,
00:10:59and you'll be rescued by Mike, okay?
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02Okay, thank you.
00:11:06What are we waiting for?
00:11:08Ready.
00:11:11Camera's ready.
00:11:19I can hear you, Brian.
00:11:21Testing Mike.
00:11:22One, two, three.
00:11:23Testing Mike.
00:11:24One, two, three.
00:11:28Sound.
00:11:29Speed.
00:11:31Camera.
00:11:33Rolling.
00:11:34Okay, looking good.
00:11:37Action.
00:11:38Hold it!
00:11:45Keep rolling.
00:11:47What the hell's going on here?
00:11:49We're doing 82A.
00:11:50What are you guys doing here?
00:11:52Hey, Frank, get up!
00:11:57What the hell's going on here?
00:11:59We're doing 82A.
00:12:00What are you guys doing here?
00:12:02Hey, Frank, get up!
00:12:04Hey, Frank, get up!
00:12:08What are you doing?
00:12:09Don't touch me!
00:12:10Frank!
00:12:11Don't touch me!
00:12:12Who the hell are those people?
00:12:13Hold on.
00:12:15Where's Interpreter?
00:12:16Jen, Jen!
00:12:17Do it!
00:12:18Who are those people?
00:12:20I don't know.
00:12:22Right.
00:12:34Stop it!
00:12:35You're crazy!
00:12:36Stop it!
00:12:37Stop it!
00:12:38Shut up!
00:12:39What do you mean, shut up?
00:12:43Okay, okay, I'll shut up.
00:12:45For now.
00:12:50Frank!
00:12:54Frank!
00:12:55Frank!
00:12:56Frank!
00:12:57Frank!
00:12:58Frank!
00:12:59Frank!
00:13:00Frank!
00:13:01Frank!
00:13:02Frank!
00:13:03Frank!
00:13:06Everybody okay?
00:13:08Dick!
00:13:11Get the doctor over here!
00:13:12Frank!
00:13:27You all right there, bro?
00:13:29You all right?
00:13:33Frank!
00:13:44Why don't we just go home and forget this show?
00:13:47I think we should go after her.
00:13:48We can't let her live.
00:13:49Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody!
00:13:52Shimmer down, please!
00:13:53Knock it off!
00:13:54Come on.
00:13:55Give it a break.
00:13:56Okay, everybody.
00:13:57There's nothing we can do here right now.
00:13:59We'll report it to the authorities immediately.
00:14:02and let the Thai military handle this.
00:14:05Credit to Rep, everybody.
00:14:07OK, Ben, see that everybody gets back to the hotel safely.
00:14:10All right.
00:14:10The bus is over here now.
00:14:11Let's move out.
00:14:13OK, Frank, let's get this leg of yours fixed up
00:14:16and go report this to the United States Embassy in Bangkok.
00:14:20Yeah.
00:14:20I keep over here?
00:14:21Yeah.
00:14:27That's room 701, please.
00:14:30You know, I really think that we should have gone out there
00:14:33and kick ass, damn Charlies.
00:14:35Don't bring up Charlies.
00:14:3710-11.
00:14:38How do you know?
00:14:40After all the movies we did, I know their costumes.
00:14:44All right, all right.
00:14:45Let's go to our room for a drink, and we'll talk some more.
00:14:48Yeah, why don't we get cleaned up first?
00:14:53I'm not sure, guys.
00:14:55I think I'll follow later.
00:15:01Hey, Ben, how are you?
00:15:02I've been better.
00:15:03Good.
00:15:04Come out this way.
00:15:06OK.
00:15:07You're welcome to have this.
00:15:08You're welcome.
00:15:09Hey, last time I saw him, he was high and tight.
00:15:12You guys know each other?
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14We were stationed over here 18 years ago.
00:15:17Or was it 20 years ago?
00:15:19A long time ago, partner.
00:15:20A long time.
00:15:21I didn't know you were in the military, Frank.
00:15:23Well, there are probably a couple of things
00:15:25I don't know about you either.
00:15:30Well, what about this Susan Jackson kidnapping?
00:15:34What do you want me to do about it?
00:15:36Call out the military.
00:15:37Send in a rescue team.
00:15:39Bill, this is Thailand.
00:15:41This is not the United States of America.
00:15:45My hands are tied.
00:15:47All we can do is wait.
00:15:49Wait?
00:15:50You know how much money it cost me to wait?
00:15:52Money?
00:15:54Well, I presume you're insured.
00:15:57Insured?
00:15:58Who's thinking about insurance?
00:16:00I'm concerned with poor Susan.
00:16:02She'll rot in the jungle.
00:16:25You just imagine.
00:16:27Us making a movie about the war.
00:16:29Their barge in.
00:16:32A bunch of real cutthroats.
00:16:35Cutthroats.
00:16:37Stealing our star.
00:16:39Knowing Susan, I doubt they have a lot of fun with her.
00:16:44Oh, please don't step on my toe.
00:16:47It might break my knee.
00:16:49Come on, you guys.
00:16:50You're being real jerks.
00:16:51There's nothing to laugh about.
00:16:53Nothing to laugh about?
00:16:54Susan broke her toenail?
00:17:08Drowning your frustrations in booze again, Mike, are you?
00:17:11Not really.
00:17:12But there's no work tomorrow.
00:17:15Maybe not.
00:17:17In the meantime, the Thai authorities are doing what they can.
00:17:20I don't expect much, though.
00:17:22But that could take some time.
00:17:24I don't know about you guys, but I could party every night.
00:17:27Or until she gets back.
00:17:30Knock it off.
00:17:34How would you all like to be in her shoes?
00:17:38Think about it.
00:17:39It's just that it's Susan of all people.
00:17:43Whether you like her or not, it's got nothing to do with it.
00:17:48We came here together, and we're going to leave here together.
00:17:51You got that?
00:17:53We're going to do our damn best to get her out of whatever mess she is in.
00:17:58Yeah, I'm just wondering about Susan.
00:18:01I wonder where she could be right now.
00:18:21Oh, my God.
00:18:52Don't touch me.
00:18:59Now, wait a minute, Frank.
00:19:01Are you actually suggesting that we personally do something about the kidnapping?
00:19:05Why not?
00:19:06We don't even know where she is.
00:19:08Well, let's find out.
00:19:09I have a suggestion.
00:19:11We get Tom, the Cambodian production coordinator.
00:19:14He might be able to tell us.
00:19:16Then I'll have another suggestion.
00:19:18Have him locate some maps over the region.
00:19:21Anything he can get his hands on.
00:19:23Go get it.
00:19:24Go.
00:19:49Maybe here?
00:19:51What do you think, sir?
00:19:54Here's Pye Army.
00:19:56Here's NBR.
00:19:58I think only place no control.
00:20:01That's a pretty large area, isn't it?
00:20:05Come in.
00:20:11Sorry to disturb you guys.
00:20:13You see, I have two body mics missing.
00:20:16I was wondering if maybe anybody or somebody found it.
00:20:20Might be in my uniform, Pye.
00:20:21Let me check.
00:20:23Was Susan wearing her transmitter when she was kidnapped?
00:20:26Yes, sir.
00:20:27She had one on.
00:20:28I'm afraid I might not even see that one again.
00:20:31It was so horrible.
00:20:32I could hear her screaming while she was being dragged away.
00:20:37What would you say the maximum effective range on that transmitter is?
00:20:41Well, I think about 500 yards.
00:20:47What would you need to increase that range?
00:20:52I would need a PCM-50 model 20D.
00:20:55Then that would boost my range for another 50 miles or so.
00:20:59Where could you pick one like that up?
00:21:01Well, I think the time and the time I have one.
00:21:04But they'll never give us one.
00:21:06Well, then we'll have to rip it off, won't we?
00:21:10What the hell are you laughing at?
00:21:12Let's rip one off.
00:21:16Okay.
00:21:37This is crazy.
00:21:39We just can't go in there and grab the booster.
00:21:41Look, it's crawling with carts.
00:21:43Brian.
00:21:44Just go on with it.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46Let's go, Brian.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:50Mike, wait.
00:22:02Robert, how about it now?
00:22:15Come on, Robert.
00:22:16Come on.
00:22:44Let's go.
00:23:14Come on.
00:23:33Freeze.
00:23:35Don't even breathe.
00:23:37Where's your supply room?
00:23:40It's over there.
00:23:42Take it easy.
00:23:45Brian, get his gun.
00:23:46What, that gun?
00:23:47Get his gun.
00:23:49Take it easy.
00:23:53All right, move it.
00:23:54Move it.
00:23:55Move your ass, boy.
00:24:02It's out of range.
00:24:03We have to get closer.
00:24:07Let's go.
00:24:14Let's go.
00:24:44Let's go.
00:25:15Help.
00:25:16Help.
00:25:17Please don't be too hard to do.
00:25:20Help me.
00:25:45Oh, God.
00:25:46Hey, Mike.
00:25:48It's all here, the works.
00:25:52Guess what I found.
00:25:54A mini boosting unit.
00:25:56I can use this, too.
00:25:58Okay, go ahead.
00:26:10Robert, meet Brian.
00:26:11He's on his way down now.
00:26:13Brian is coming.
00:26:14Let's go back.
00:26:16Do we leave now?
00:26:17Yeah, come on.
00:26:26You.
00:26:31Come on.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:33Let's go.
00:26:34Let's go.
00:26:42Stay right there.
00:26:49Try this.
00:26:53Shit.
00:27:12Everybody all right?
00:27:13Sure.
00:27:14Ready?
00:27:15Let's go.
00:27:24What is this?
00:27:25It's empty.
00:27:31Oh, Miss Jackson.
00:27:34I'm eager to see you.
00:27:36You have to understand I'm a real fan of yours.
00:27:38And please don't be mad about this unfriendly circumstance of a fine meeting.
00:27:43Who are you?
00:27:45Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:47Hora Van Thieu.
00:27:49Patriot leader of the Khmer Rouge.
00:27:52Take her to her quarters and be sure to give her the best of everything.
00:27:56Yes, sir.
00:28:09I estimate it will be about 20 miles east of the Cambodian border.
00:28:14Well, if you are right, then she must be somewhere around here.
00:28:21Then let's go and get her.
00:28:23He's absolutely right.
00:28:24Now or never.
00:28:26It's crazy.
00:28:27He just can't go into Cambodia.
00:28:29Why not?
00:28:31We're in movie biz, pal.
00:28:33We can do anything we want to.
00:28:35We're in movie biz, pal.
00:28:37We can do anything we want to.
00:28:39It's all done with mirrors anyhow.
00:28:41Go on.
00:28:42Yeah, let's go.
00:28:44Hey, look, count me out.
00:28:46I'm not going under no circumstances.
00:28:50I'm not so sure we want you.
00:29:05This jeep will get you anywhere, brah.
00:29:08Good.
00:29:10Van.
00:29:12Lose the dayglow orange.
00:29:19I got enough explosives right here.
00:29:23What can I help you with?
00:29:25If they catch us, we get deported.
00:29:30Besides, we need to find...
00:29:33Brian, now what?
00:29:35Well, I'm not going to get in that jeep.
00:29:38No way.
00:29:40Let's get the hell inside.
00:29:43Now.
00:29:49There's no reason for him to shout at me.
00:29:52Right.
00:29:54Let's help him aboard.
00:29:56Let's help him aboard.
00:29:58I've got it.
00:29:59I've got 905.
00:30:01Every two hours, I want to hear from you.
00:30:04I'll be waiting by the transmitter.
00:30:06Good luck and bring that bitch back here.
00:30:09Van.
00:30:16Van, let's move it out.
00:30:21All right.
00:30:22All right.
00:30:24Shall we land?
00:30:26Let's go.
00:30:27Shall we land?
00:30:53How's it going, Brian?
00:30:55I can pick up a clear signal in that direction.
00:31:13Stop! Stop!
00:31:17What's wrong?
00:31:18Some kind of checkpoint up ahead.
00:31:20What?
00:31:22I count...
00:31:24six soldiers.
00:31:25Six?
00:31:26Oh, God.
00:31:29Hey, Mike, you said there's going to be no problem.
00:31:32Nothing's happened yet.
00:31:35Let's pull off here. I have an idea.
00:31:54Let's go.
00:32:24Let's go.
00:32:54Let's go.
00:33:24Papers.
00:33:33Check the cart.
00:33:36Go! Go! Go!
00:33:54Go!
00:34:16Hey.
00:34:18We're alive.
00:34:20Yeah, because of my trick.
00:34:22No, it was my makeup.
00:34:24No, it was because of my keen observation.
00:34:29No, because we're a team.
00:34:39How's it going, Bill?
00:34:42What, more bad news?
00:34:44That depends on how you take it.
00:34:46What do you mean?
00:34:47I just sent your movie crew into Cambodia to rescue Susan.
00:34:51What?
00:34:52They've got a pretty good chance of making it.
00:34:55You can't be serious.
00:34:58I've had enough.
00:34:59Let's pack up the whole thing and go home.
00:35:03Wait a minute.
00:35:07Why don't you give them 72 hours before you pull the plug?
00:35:10There are no soldiers.
00:35:11And time is money, damn it!
00:35:13There are no soldiers.
00:35:14And time is money, damn it!
00:35:20All right.
00:35:2272 hours, and not a minute more.
00:35:43Jan, this is our present location.
00:35:49Yeah, that's right.
00:36:14Hey, guys.
00:36:15Enemy patrol.
00:36:16Mike.
00:36:17Oh, God.
00:36:18Everybody in the jeep.
00:36:19Now.
00:36:20Move it.
00:36:21Faster, faster.
00:36:22Let's go.
00:36:24Move it.
00:36:26Come on, Keith.
00:36:28Come on, man.
00:36:36Over there.
00:36:43Come on.
00:36:54Drop the shield.
00:37:10Johnny, it's time to go.
00:37:13Come on.
00:37:43Come on.
00:38:07Mike.
00:38:09That's the last gas.
00:38:14Okay, Jan.
00:38:15Get some sleep.
00:38:23Keith, Robert.
00:38:24Let's get some sleep.
00:38:28Smoothie Warriors calling Lippy Snake.
00:38:30Come in.
00:38:32Smoothie Warriors calling Lippy Snake.
00:38:34Come in.
00:38:44Smoothie Warriors calling Lippy Snake.
00:38:57I just called.
00:38:58They're inside, Cambodia.
00:39:01Good.
00:39:02By the way,
00:39:04I just arranged for a press briefing on the latest events.
00:39:07I'm on my way there now.
00:39:08Do you want to join me?
00:39:10They've got to be kidding.
00:39:11No way.
00:39:16Frank?
00:39:20Just keep me informed.
00:39:32Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:39:34Mr. Frank! Mr. Frank!
00:39:36It is, it is, ladies and gentlemen.
00:39:39I have something exciting to tell you.
00:39:41Part of my movie production crew, including Mike Connery,
00:39:45have taken off for Cambodia to rescue Susan Jackson.
00:39:48Mr. Frank, one minute, please.
00:39:50What is your reaction then?
00:39:52Of course, I'm very proud for them.
00:39:54In fact, I'm financing the whole rescue operation.
00:39:57Mr. Frank, that's a good story for a good movie, huh?
00:40:00Sounds like a good story for you people.
00:40:02Mr. Frank, do you really believe that they can bring her back safely?
00:40:06I'm full confident in this.
00:40:08I know.
00:40:11But have you ever heard of Bill Pryde financing a failure?
00:40:14Mr. Frank! Mr. Frank!
00:40:16Okay, I think you have enough for today.
00:40:18I still have a meeting with Mike, Mr. Director, and...
00:40:20Susan.
00:40:21Goodbye for the day.
00:40:22Oh, no, Mr. Pryde.
00:40:24Mr. Pryde, just one more question.
00:40:29Shit, I'll leave the plate.
00:40:31Damn it.
00:40:39I hope I don't disturb you.
00:40:43It's just that, uh...
00:40:46I hope you don't find me insulting when...
00:40:49I ask you to...
00:40:53give me your autograph.
00:40:56I've had enough!
00:40:57Who do you think I am?
00:40:59You bring me to this goddamn cheap place just to ask for an autograph?
00:41:03Now get the hell out of my room!
00:41:09That's it.
00:41:10We just used up our last drop of gas.
00:41:12Now where are we gonna get to?
00:41:13We're gonna have to walk it from here.
00:41:15Walking!
00:41:16Hey, this isn't a Sunday outing.
00:41:18Let's go.
00:41:19We don't have much time.
00:41:21Walking is dangerous.
00:41:22You know, there could be enemies out there.
00:41:25If anybody would have told me that...
00:41:28Oh, don't be sad.
00:41:30I'm sure we'll find a way.
00:41:32I'm sure we'll find a way.
00:41:34I'm sure we'll find a way.
00:41:36Come on.
00:41:40I'll go ahead first.
00:41:54Hold it!
00:41:55There's a checkpoint. Everybody hide!
00:41:58Trant, is there any other way to get around?
00:42:01I'm afraid not. That's the only trail.
00:42:05Don't worry.
00:42:06I think I know how to eliminate them.
00:42:09You wait.
00:42:57Come on.
00:43:27I made miracles with this tip.
00:43:29Just watch.
00:43:57Come on.
00:44:21All right, let's move.
00:44:27Come on.
00:44:57Come on.
00:45:27Come on.
00:45:58I'm tired. Can't we rest for a while, Mike?
00:46:02All right.
00:46:04Trant, let's check them out.
00:46:13There should be a reaper in this valley.
00:46:16I'll go ahead.
00:46:17I'll go ahead.
00:46:18I'll go ahead.
00:46:19I'll go ahead.
00:46:20I'll go ahead.
00:46:21I'll go ahead.
00:46:22I'll go ahead.
00:46:23I'll go ahead.
00:46:24I'll go ahead.
00:46:25I'll go ahead.
00:46:27Yeah.
00:46:29What about them?
00:46:32Robert, you want to join me? We'll go take a look.
00:46:36Okay, sure, sure.
00:46:37Keith, this way.
00:46:41Trant, you stay here with Lee and Brian.
00:46:44Let's go.
00:46:56Let's go.
00:47:27There's a patrol coming.
00:47:30We must wake up Brian.
00:47:33And look for Mike.
00:47:38Wake up, Brian.
00:47:39We have to run.
00:47:41They are coming.
00:47:42I knew something was wrong.
00:47:45I'll go.
00:47:46I'll go.
00:47:47I'll go.
00:47:48I'll go.
00:47:49I'll go.
00:47:50I'll go.
00:47:51I'll go.
00:47:52I'll go.
00:47:53I'll go.
00:47:54I'll go.
00:47:55What are you doing?
00:47:56I knew something like this was going to happen.
00:47:57Come on, hurry up.
00:47:58Wait.
00:48:11Come on.
00:48:12Hurry up.
00:48:17Wait.
00:48:25Wait.
00:48:45Come on.
00:48:49Follow me.
00:48:55Follow me.
00:49:16Mike, go to the aides.
00:49:25Mike, more M.A.S.H.!
00:49:45Take cover!
00:49:51Get out of here!
00:49:52Let's move, now!
00:49:53Move it! Go! Come on!
00:50:23Stop!
00:50:34Get down!
00:50:41There's a couple of them here.
00:50:44You all stay.
00:50:45I'll go and check.
00:51:04It's trying to wake up.
00:51:06Oh, just great.
00:51:07Listen, guys, there must be another way.
00:51:09They have a truck.
00:51:11Good.
00:51:12Let's take a closer look, you guys.
00:51:14What?
00:51:15No, I'm staying here.
00:51:16You go on ahead.
00:51:17I'm not going down there.
00:51:18Come on, let's go.
00:51:19No, there's an enemy down there.
00:51:21Go on ahead.
00:51:24Wait!
00:51:36A truck is exactly what we need.
00:51:46There's a patrol leaving the camp.
00:51:50We can use them, too.
00:51:52Lee, come with me.
00:51:54Right.
00:52:00Hey, guys, what's happening?
00:52:30Come on.
00:52:53This is the last time I play bait for you, Michael.
00:52:58Come on, help me get their uniforms.
00:52:59Yeah.
00:53:08Robert, set up a smoke screen upwind of camp and make it thick.
00:53:14Jan, put this on.
00:53:34Come on.
00:53:55Come on.
00:54:13We all know what to do.
00:54:15Now we just have to wait for the right time.
00:54:30Fire!
00:54:31We're fired!
00:54:46Looks good.
00:54:47Let's move.
00:55:11Come on.
00:55:38Come on.
00:55:46Put those hands up.
00:55:48Come on.
00:55:49Don't move.
00:55:52Get up!
00:56:17Marty!
00:56:19The gate is open!
00:56:20Come on!
00:56:30Let's go!
00:56:34Hey, stop!
00:56:48Go!
00:56:49Move it!
00:56:50Move it!
00:56:51Go!
00:56:52Go!
00:56:53Mark!
00:57:10Okay!
00:57:15Right on!
00:57:17Hey, Mike, here.
00:57:43This is movie warriors calling limping snake.
00:57:55Come in.
00:57:56Movie warriors calling limping snake.
00:57:58Come in.
00:58:01Limping snake, over.
00:58:03We are nearing our destination.
00:58:04No casualties.
00:58:06And we even conquered a new vehicle.
00:58:08Over.
00:58:09Good.
00:58:11Wait, Frank.
00:58:12There's something coming up.
00:58:14I'll call you back.
00:58:15Over.
00:58:39Damn!
00:59:08Come on, come on, guys.
00:59:38Go ahead.
00:59:40Everything all right back there?
00:59:42Yeah.
00:59:57It's movie warriors calling limping snake.
01:00:16Come in.
01:00:17Limping snake, what happened?
01:00:19Roadblock.
01:00:20No problem.
01:00:21We estimate only seven more kilometers to go.
01:00:24Over.
01:00:25Roger.
01:00:28We're seven kilometers away from the target.
01:00:31You've got to admit, they don't put it anywhere.
01:00:35Better tell them the timing's fast running out.
01:00:38Why don't you lighten up, Bill?
01:00:40I'm not pessimistic.
01:00:42I'm just concerned about my money.
01:01:41Come on, Bill.
01:02:10Come on, Bill.
01:02:39Come on, Bill.
01:03:08Come on, Bill.
01:03:37Come on, Bill.
01:04:06Come on, Bill.
01:04:35Good afternoon, sir.
01:04:36We've been traveling a great distance,
01:04:38and we still have a long way to go.
01:04:40We're hoping that you could be so kind
01:04:42as to sell us your buffalo and cart.
01:04:49No way.
01:05:01Let's teach this guy a lesson.
01:05:03He deserves it.
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:08Oy.
01:05:30Ooh.
01:05:58Everything's okay.
01:05:59I got rid of him.
01:06:00Okay, hook up the cart.
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:22Oh, come in, for Christ's sake.
01:06:32I'm sorry to disturb you so early.
01:06:34Yeah, what is it?
01:06:36I have bad news.
01:06:38My boss just called up and wants you eliminated.
01:06:41He says there's a rescue team coming.
01:06:44What?
01:06:47I'm in a real predicament.
01:06:49Our only chance is to go wild, just the two of us.
01:06:54Guys, I can hear Susan's voice.
01:06:56What?
01:06:58Give her the beat, though, so she knows we can hear her.
01:07:03What was that?
01:07:04I think I heard something.
01:07:05Did you?
01:07:07About your plan.
01:07:09Just give me a little time to think about it.
01:07:12Sure.
01:07:13I'll have some quotes sent for you.
01:07:15Good day.
01:07:21Brian, if you're listening, when they brought me here,
01:07:25there was some mountains in the west and a river in the east.
01:07:30Please hurry.
01:07:32Shh, shh, shh.
01:07:33She said a river in the east and a mountain range on the west.
01:07:38Jan, check the map.
01:07:45A mountain range to the west.
01:07:48River to the east.
01:07:51It must be here.
01:07:53Yes, it's not far from here.
01:07:56We are on the right way.
01:07:57Hey, good.
01:07:59Keep listening, Brian.
01:08:00I'll inform Frank.
01:08:02This is movie warriors calling Limping Snake.
01:08:04Over.
01:08:06This is movie warriors calling Limping Snake.
01:08:08Over.
01:08:10This is movie warriors calling Limping Snake.
01:08:13Over.
01:08:16Roger, this is Limping Snake.
01:08:17Over.
01:08:19Just picked up Susan's voice.
01:08:20We're close.
01:08:21Over.
01:08:22Good.
01:08:23Let me know when you need the chopper.
01:08:24We'll check out the place first.
01:08:26Over.
01:08:27Roger, I'll let Bill know.
01:08:29Gotcha.
01:08:30Over and out.
01:08:32Bill.
01:08:38The team has located Susan.
01:08:39What?
01:08:40Impossible.
01:08:42They're going to need a helicopter to get her out.
01:08:44Do they have her already?
01:08:45Not yet.
01:08:47Okay, stay with the radio.
01:08:49I'll contact the airport.
01:08:57Okay.
01:08:58You can take the rest of the day off.
01:09:04Good day.
01:09:21Hello, this is Bill.
01:09:23I need a helicopter within an hour.
01:09:26No, I don't need the 12-seater.
01:09:29A small one would be quite enough.
01:09:37That's it.
01:09:38Jesus Christ.
01:09:39Why, that's an army camp.
01:09:41We just can't go in there.
01:09:43We'll have to put all our skills together.
01:09:47Okay, here's what we'll do.
01:10:25Let's go.
01:10:56What's going on?
01:11:02Somebody's coming.
01:11:03That's perfect.
01:11:04Everybody knows what to do?
01:11:05You bet.
01:11:06Let's go.
01:11:07Wait.
01:11:12Let's go.
01:11:18Let's go.
01:11:45This is our last chance.
01:11:46My boss is here.
01:11:47I should have killed you already, but I just couldn't do it.
01:11:50Come on, let's go away together.
01:12:08Wait.
01:12:11You go ahead.
01:12:12I'll get those two.
01:12:13All right.
01:12:24Let's go.
01:12:25I'm not going anywhere with you.
01:12:26I'm expecting my friends.
01:12:28What friends?
01:12:32Right.
01:12:33Yeah.
01:12:34That was a nice shot.
01:12:35Where?
01:12:36You stay here.
01:12:55What?
01:13:02Don't move.
01:13:03Don't move.
01:13:04Hey, stop him.
01:13:05Hey!
01:13:06Hey!
01:13:15Hey!
01:13:16Hey!
01:13:17Hey!
01:13:18Hey!
01:13:19Hey!
01:13:20Hey!
01:13:21Bill!
01:13:22Bill!
01:13:23Come here!
01:13:24We're all over here!
01:13:25Hey!
01:13:26Shut up!
01:13:29You're a dead man if you don't stop!
01:13:35Hey!
01:13:59Mike!
01:14:00They're all coming!
01:14:06Go ahead!
01:14:07I'll blow them away!
01:14:15Bill?
01:14:17In the flesh.
01:14:18Put your gun down, or I'll shoot your little friend here.
01:14:22And don't worry.
01:14:24You can't expect any more help.
01:14:31Take them out to join the others.
01:14:36Come on!
01:14:37Hurry!
01:14:38Move!
01:14:50Move it!
01:14:51Move.
01:14:55Knee down there.
01:14:57Knee!
01:14:59Knee!
01:15:04Before my comrades here put a tragic end to your lives,
01:15:09I think I may owe you an explanation.
01:15:17Since our little movie was becoming a disaster financially,
01:15:23I had to act.
01:15:24So I decided to end the shooting
01:15:27in such a way that I could collect the insurance.
01:15:30Damn you!
01:15:34I engaged my Chimera friends here,
01:15:36who I've done business with over the years,
01:15:39but they bungled the job.
01:15:40Otherwise, we'd never have found Susan still alive.
01:15:47You son of a bitch!
01:15:55Okay, shoot me.
01:15:57But who's going to support you from now on?
01:16:09All right, you take command from now on.
01:16:24Move out the door!
01:16:54Move out the door!
01:17:24Move out the door!
01:17:55Move out the door!
01:17:59You son of a bitch!
01:18:03We have to get to a clear for the helicopter.
01:18:05Where's Brian?
01:18:11There's Brian.
01:18:12There he is.
01:18:14Get your hands off him.
01:18:16Brian, calm down.
01:18:19I know we can work something out.
01:18:20Come on, just think.
01:18:21I could cut you in for a split of the insurance money.
01:18:27It's a deal?
01:18:28Yeah.
01:18:51Brian!
01:19:13Come on, move it!
01:19:14Go! Come on, move it!
01:19:15Go!
01:19:21Go!
01:19:32What's the meaning of this?
01:19:34You ruined everything!
01:19:36Now you pay!
01:19:51Come on!
01:20:09Come on, Susan, move it!
01:20:21Come on!
01:20:42Go!
01:20:45Go!
01:20:51Go!
01:21:16Well, that's it. What do you think?
01:21:18It could be a blockbuster movie.
01:21:21You got that right.
01:21:23I will say I buy 400 prints.
01:21:26Oh, come on.
01:21:27400 prints for a distributor?
01:21:29That's not a whole lot.
01:21:30How about 750?
01:21:31It's worth it.
01:21:33Come on, 750 prints, huh?
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:38I buy 750 prints.
01:21:40Okay.
01:21:41You got it.
01:21:42All right.
01:21:44All right.
01:21:45Goddamn.
01:21:47Yeah.
01:21:48Okay.
01:21:50You guys did a hell of a job.
01:21:51In the film as well as outside of the film.
01:21:54You did a hell of a job.
01:21:55I want to thank you.
01:21:56Thanks a lot.
01:21:57Yeah, it's too bad Susan couldn't be here.
01:21:58I guess she overslept again.
01:22:01That's kind of in keeping with her personality, isn't it?
01:22:06So, what's next?
01:22:07Afghanistan?
01:22:08Yeah, I heard Reagan was asking us to do a movie
01:22:10about rescuing hostages in Beirut.
01:22:12Oh, that's even a better idea.
01:22:13I love shooting in the deserts.
01:22:15Deserts?
01:22:16I love shooting, period.
01:22:18Any place, any time, you got it.
01:22:21I'm ready.
01:22:23Thanks, guys.
01:22:24See ya.
01:22:25And I suppose I don't need this one anymore, right?
01:22:28See ya.
01:22:29All right.
01:22:30Yay!
01:22:45See ya.
01:23:09What's your problem?
01:23:10Move!
01:23:12I said move!
01:23:13Move it!
01:23:15Come on.
01:23:16Come on.
01:23:30Move faster.
01:23:34Hey, move it!
01:23:37Get up.
01:23:45Ow!
01:25:15Ow!
01:25:16Ow!
01:25:17Ow!
01:25:18Ow!