Introducing the Tesla CyberCab : Tesla's Game-Changing Trio: Cybercab, Robovan, and Optimus
Elon Musk, the visionary entrepreneur behind Tesla, has revolutionized the automotive industry with his electric vehicles and ambitious plans for sustainable energy. From the sleek Model 3 and Model X to the futuristic Cybertruck, Tesla's lineup has captured the imagination of consumers worldwide.
Tesla's commitment to sustainability extends beyond its vehicles. The company's Solar Roof and Solar Panels offer homeowners the opportunity to generate their own clean energy. This aligns perfectly with Musk's goal of accelerating the world's transition to sustainable energy.
Beyond cars and energy, Musk's empire also includes SpaceX, a company focused on space exploration and commercial spaceflight. SpaceX's Starlink satellite constellation aims to provide high-speed internet access to underserved areas around the globe.
Musk's entrepreneurial ventures have made him one of the richest men in the world, and his influence extends beyond business. He is a vocal advocate for artificial intelligence and has expressed concerns about its potential risks. Musk's company Neuralink is developing brain-machine interfaces with the goal of enhancing human cognition.
Tesla's success has been reflected in its stock price, which has seen significant growth in recent years. Investors have been drawn to the company's innovative products, strong market position, and Musk's visionary leadership.
As Tesla continues to expand its operations and introduce new products, the company's future looks bright. With Musk at the helm, Tesla is poised to play a major role in shaping the future of transportation and energy.
Tesla's commitment to sustainability extends beyond its vehicles. The company's Solar Roof and Solar Panels offer homeowners the opportunity to generate their own clean energy. This aligns perfectly with Musk's goal of accelerating the world's transition to sustainable energy.
Beyond cars and energy, Musk's empire also includes SpaceX, a company focused on space exploration and commercial spaceflight. SpaceX's Starlink satellite constellation aims to provide high-speed internet access to underserved areas around the globe.
Musk's entrepreneurial ventures have made him one of the richest men in the world, and his influence extends beyond business. He is a vocal advocate for artificial intelligence and has expressed concerns about its potential risks. Musk's company Neuralink is developing brain-machine interfaces with the goal of enhancing human cognition.
Tesla's success has been reflected in its stock price, which has seen significant growth in recent years. Investors have been drawn to the company's innovative products, strong market position, and Musk's visionary leadership.
As Tesla continues to expand its operations and introduce new products, the company's future looks bright. With Musk at the helm, Tesla is poised to play a major role in shaping the future of transportation and energy.
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00:00Sweet Jesus, save me!
00:03You almost got me with that one, Elon.
00:06Oh, hi there. I'm Sam Tucker from Tesla, and today we're so excited to introduce our all-new
00:13Tesla CyberCab!
00:15Based on the Tesla Model Y, as in, why did we make this? The Tesla CyberCab is
00:22completely driverless and is operated only by a friendly computer.
00:27How did I get in this taxi? The door open? You got in? Which might take a little while to load, so
00:35please be patient.
00:36Settle down, man. Don't worry, if anything goes wrong,
00:40we're happy to say that there's no steering wheel or pedals in the car. So I hope this goes well.
00:47No, no, no, listen, don't worry, live audience. It's okay.
00:51We have insurance. As far as your health, well, don't worry, there's a little fence there.
00:56So you're all safe. But when the cab is on the road, you're probably wondering, what about
01:03obstacles like
01:04pedestrians and bikers? Well, we are pleased to say that the cab can fire laser beams directly out of the front,
01:11which will specifically target anybody wearing lycra. And this community service is free of charge.
01:17When parked in a garage, the cab can charge wirelessly,
01:21although I would highly recommend not getting in between it and the charges. Also, while it's charging, a
01:28robo-butler can clean the car. We'll probably get a Ford to do this. Yeah, suck it up, Ford.
01:34You're our bitch. Yeah, as you can see, we like to keep our cars looking fancy.
01:40Why did we choose this particular color scheme for the cyber cab? Well, as our head of materials put it,
01:46I love gold.
01:49In fact, our prototype gold car was a little too schlong, I mean long.
01:55So we redesigned it. And ladies and gentlemen,
01:59here is the bigger model. And we call it the prison cube. I mean, the Lego brick.
02:06Oh, no, sorry. It's actually called the Reboven. Really? Why did my example sound better than that?
02:13Designed after a shoebox, the Reboven can transport up to 20 people at once.
02:19Think of it like a bus, if it cost like a house. But who would risk their lives in this new
02:27experimental automotive technology? Well, please welcome our first customers,
02:33the Tesla bots. As you can see, these optimist robots are a little bit nervous and have shat their pants.
02:40Well, but that's all part of the plan. You see, they were just emptying their cache.
02:46And as you can see through this robo colonoscopy we did, their insides are clean.
02:52And we have to take good care of these robots in case they decide to kill us one day. In fact, Elon,
02:58what's the odds of these bots turning evil? 80% probability of good, a good outcome.
03:04Look on the bright side. Well, that's better than 50-50.
03:08Please, please be nice to the optimist robots.
03:11Seriously, though, the threat is real. As you may have noticed, we named our event
03:16We Robot, as these mechanical men might just remind you of the ones in iRobot
03:23that ended up turning evil. You know, the movie that featured Will Smith.
03:28Keep my name out your mouth!
03:31But I'm just mentioning the movie that you were in. Oh crap, turns out he's the robot that turns evil.
03:37The all-new Tesla CyberCab. For those who can't afford a real Tesla,
03:43well, you won't be able to afford this one either.
03:45Subscribe today!
03:48Will Smith, iRobo arsehole. Oh, hey everyone. Thanks for watching the video.
03:54So, what do you think of the CyberCab? Would you pay money for a car that you can't even technically drive?
04:00Let me know in the comments below. And subscribe for more fun tech parodies.
04:04But until then, we've got to oil up these robots. Someone call P. Diddy!