It's Showtime: 98 percent sample king, two percent germs (Kalokalike)
Aired (October 12, 2024): Pumasa kaya sa mga hurado at sa madlang people ang 'Jhong Hilario' ng Tondo kahit 98 percent lang daw ang ipinakita niyang performance?
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00:00Here's contestant number 3. It's time for you to make us believe that you're the real Lodi Paso.
00:30What's up, Maglang people!
00:41Aria!
00:44Ami!
00:51I'm Bres Francisco, the John Hilary of Tondo, Manila.
00:58Don't worry, daddy's got to work.
01:06Go, Bres!
01:08I thought the pandemic was over.
01:29We're surrounded by John Hilary.
01:34I love you. Sorry, daddy loves you.
01:39I'm in the house!
01:45I'm in the house!
01:48I'm in the house!
01:51I'm in the house!
01:55I'm in the house!
01:58Let's welcome contestant number 3, Bres Francisco!
02:07The John Hilary of Tondo, Manila.
02:12There are so many of you.
02:15There are different stages of John.
02:18When is this?
02:20We're going to lose our franchise.
02:23We're going to fight for it.
02:25When we lost our franchise, you're going to vote for us again, congressman.
02:29Oh my gosh!
02:32That's when we lost our franchise.
02:36You're going to vote for us again, congressman.
02:38Oh my gosh!
02:40That's why you have to think well, Maglang people.
02:43How are you?
02:45I'm sorry I didn't vote for you.
02:47I wanted to show 100% of our popularity in 2014.
02:52That's why you only showed a little.
02:5598%
02:57Did you show your tears?
02:59Yes.
03:01Happy birthday to me!
03:04What do you think is the biggest John in you?
03:08I think it's my eyes.
03:10Your eyes?
03:12My eye bags.
03:14I don't know if I can say that my eyes are big.
03:16I heard your eyes are big, John.
03:18Yes, they're big.
03:20How did you make your eye bags big?
03:23Yes, it's up and down.
03:25That's natural, James Bird.
03:26And my face is like John, but my voice is like Mr. Bind.
03:31It's an effect.
03:33And your eyes are Mr. Bind, right?
03:36Yes.
03:38Those are my eyes, my bread and butter.
03:41Your bread and butter?
03:43Yes, that's what I use when I act.
03:45Oh, really?
03:47That's your bread and butter.
03:49What can your parents say now?
03:51Oh, there are three of you.
03:53Oh, there are four of you.
03:54That's why I'm so tired.
03:56There are things that I don't know.
03:58Actually, my mom will ask my dad.
04:03And his dad will say,
04:05Where did he come from? I don't know.
04:08I'm sorry, but I'm going to make you a hero.
04:10That's your comparison.
04:12When you first realized that you're John Hilario,
04:14how did you feel?
04:16Were you in denial?
04:18Or did you accept it right away?
04:20At first, I didn't see him.
04:22But in high school...
04:24You don't want to see him?
04:26No, not really.
04:28In high school, they told me that when I walk,
04:30I look like John Hilario.
04:32When you walk, you look like John Hilario.
04:34But when you run, you look like someone else.
04:36I just accepted it.
04:38It's true, I saw him.
04:40It's like you don't want to see him.
04:42No, I saw him.
04:44But he went through a lot of processes.
04:46There's denial,
04:48there's depression.
04:50There's anger, there's anger.
04:52There are different stages.
04:54What can you say about yourself?
04:56He's handsome.
04:58He's talented.
05:00He's talented.
05:02That's why I learned how to dance.
05:04That's true.
05:06You're good at tumbling and handstand.
05:08Yes.
05:10How long did it take you to learn that?
05:12Last night.
05:15In joining this show,
05:17did you lose your friends?
05:19No, I'm proud.
05:21The people who forced you to join?
05:22Yes.
05:24Will you continue to make friends?
05:26Yes.
05:28I remember we trended together
05:30when the camera was taken.
05:32Yes.
05:34Then they asked, who's John?
05:36Because you don't ask,
05:38he's one of our writers in Showtime.
05:40Yes.
05:42He's our writer.
05:44He was my writer in Gandang Gabi Vice.
05:46He was a writer in a lot of my shows.
05:48But now,
05:49he's just an ordinary citizen.
05:51That's why.
05:53There's a picture.
05:55You interviewed me too, right?
05:57It's you.
05:59You two look alike.
06:01Both of you look alike.
06:03Yes.
06:05But you still look like John.
06:07I still look like him?
06:09Yes.
06:11Bresh looks different.
06:13Why?
06:14Did he become fresh?
06:16No, he improved.
06:17That's great.
06:19It's like you're having fun
06:21when you see yourself in other people.
06:23It depends.
06:25It's your birthday today,
06:27you didn't tell us.
06:29Yes.
06:31Because I said,
06:33we can't do anything
06:35if there's someone like us.
06:37We just need to calculate our feelings.
06:39Because there's someone like you,
06:41you'll regret it.
06:43But don't make it obvious
06:45because you'll end up looking alike.
06:47You need to be flattered
06:49because there's someone
06:51who's impersonating you.
06:53It means you're iconic.
06:55Bresh is super iconic.
06:57Iconic, yes.
06:59If there's someone impersonating you,
07:01it means your idol is iconic.
07:03If you don't look alike,
07:05it means you're crazy.
07:07Some people say,
07:09why don't you look alike?
07:11Isn't it crazy or crazy?
07:13Not everyone looks alike.
07:15If everyone looks alike,
07:17it means you're iconic.
07:19Yes.
07:21Let's move on to the next person
07:23who looks like a crazy person.
07:25Is that right?
07:27Contestant number 3?
07:29Let's find out from Ryan and Lassie.
07:31Thank you, Toys R Us.
07:33What's a crazy person?
07:35Crazy people.
07:37Crazy or crazy alike?
07:39Stop it.
07:41He's crazy.
07:43But there's also crazy alike.
07:45Stand up.
07:47Let's find out.
07:49Hello, everyone.
07:51How are you?
07:53There's a lot of red.
07:55This one.
07:57What's your name?
07:59John Raymond Tapayon.
08:01John Raymond.
08:03What did you choose?
08:05Crazy.
08:07Why crazy?
08:09My first impression was that
08:11John was hilarious.
08:13But as time went by,
08:15he changed.
08:17His dancing wasn't...
08:19His dancing wasn't...
08:21He wasn't...
08:23What was it?
08:25He wasn't a singer.
08:27He was a sample king.
08:29Maybe the first impression was that
08:31John was hilarious.
08:33But as time went by,
08:35he changed.
08:37Do you have a crazy person?
08:39Yes, I do.
08:41Who?
08:43The woman at the back
08:44The camera is zooming in.
08:46It's scary.
08:48Maybe she's not there.
08:50It's like there's a soul
08:52that can't be silenced.
08:54Oh my God.
08:56How many times have we seen her
08:58on our tour?
09:00The camera is zooming in
09:02because she's not moving.
09:04Don't move.
09:06Let her be at the back.
09:08The camera is zooming in.
09:10That's why the lights blink.
09:11You look like Alden.
09:13You look like Alden Richards.
09:15Who do you look like?
09:17Alden Richards.
09:19I look like Kuya Puyat.
09:21Don't do that.
09:23When I send you money,
09:25I say,
09:27do it.
09:29They have a good movie.
09:31Oh my God.
09:33Catherine is here.
09:35Hi, Catherine.
09:37Where's Catherine?
09:39She's gone.
09:42That's the cat.
09:44Let's sing her a song.
09:46Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
09:48Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
09:51She just sang meow,
09:53but she's a dog.
09:55What's her name?
09:57Lily.
09:59What's her name?
10:01Lily.
10:03Water Lily?
10:05Lily.
10:07Lily looks like she has a hard time
10:08That's the guy on the cellphone.
10:10You're the one on the cellphone?
10:12Yes.
10:14Catherine, that's Alden.
10:19Kiss him, Alden.
10:21Kiss him.
10:23Kiss him.
10:26Those two were embarrassed to go to the beach,
10:29but only one of them went.
10:31The other one didn't go.
10:33The other one went to the beach.
10:35Alden, that's Alden too.
10:37Thank you very much.
10:39Thank you, too.
10:43Back to you, guys.
10:45Don't get confused.
10:47The crowd is getting confused.
10:49Don't worry about the crowd.
10:52Thank you, Ryan.
10:54And lastly, let's listen to the comments
10:56from Abe Jurado Gladys Reyes.
10:58Yes, later after the show,
11:00we will reach our dreams.
11:02Darwin Dada, happy birthday, my friend.
11:04And of course, Apple Jen of Apple Closet,
11:06thank you.
11:08You know, we weren't informed, sis,
11:10that today's Kalokalike episode
11:12is a tribute.
11:14It's a tribute, Abe.
11:16Abe, your birthday is still far away, right?
11:18Yes, it's still August next year.
11:20But you know,
11:22a big factor to become Kalokalike
11:24is the head-to-toe,
11:26to become Kalokalike.
11:28From the hair,
11:30especially the face,
11:32gestures, mannerisms, and all.
11:34But you know,
11:36it's a tight battle today.
11:38Not just one,
11:40but three of you
11:42joined Kalokalike.
11:44So for me,
11:46you are Hika.
11:48What is Hika?
11:50Yesterday, it was Pakaw.
11:52Now, it's Hika.
11:54No, it's Hika.
11:56For me,
11:58it's not Cafes,
12:00but I appreciate your effort.
12:02So congratulations to you
12:04for joining us.
12:06Now he's realizing
12:08that he has invited his friends.
12:10But again, thank you very much.
12:12Welcome to John Hilary Multiverse!
12:14Because of you, John Hilary,
12:16we're trending no. 1 on the X
12:19and in hashtag A Love Showtime.
12:22This is the reason why
12:24Spider-Man Multiverse is losing.
12:26Thank you very much,
12:28Miss Gladys Hurado.
12:30Hurados, please give your applause
12:32to Brash Francisco,
12:34Manila!