It's Showtime: 'Jhong Hilario' o Jhong Hilarious? (Kalokalike)
Aired (October 12, 2024): Hindi mapigilan ng Showtime hosts ang kanilang tuwa dahil isa na namang version ni Jhong Hilario ang sumalang sa kalokalike, at tila maraming alam ang contestant na ito sa ginagaya niyang artista.
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00:00Look at that, look at, look at that
00:03What's up with the people?
00:08Expectation versus reality
00:10You tried to get it right
00:11But when you zoomed in
00:13Suddenly you weren't sure
00:15Open your eyes wide
00:17So you won't get it wrong
00:18Here on
00:19The Local High Place 4
00:23The winning team will be coming to
00:25Local High of the Day
00:27And will win
00:2915,000 Pesos
00:31And here are the
00:34O.G.
00:35O.G.
00:37You're not vocalized today
00:40I'm sorry
00:41To the O.G.
00:43O.G.
00:44Rock and Roll Tandem
00:45Juice N Teddy
00:49O.B.M.
00:50Showbiz Royalty
00:51Kareel
00:54And Veteran Contra Vida
00:57Ms. Clarice Reyes
01:03Black Pink Boy
01:05So pretty
01:07That's just a simple look
01:09Of course
01:10Sis, not like that
01:12What's wrong with you?
01:13I know your personality
01:14You have that face
01:16That kind of face
01:18Oh, nothing else?
01:20Nothing like that
01:22You're so bright
01:24You're so bright for the future
01:26Of what?
01:27Don't be shy
01:29I'm not shy
01:30To the most
01:31You're so bright
01:32Like you shaved
01:33Correct
01:34When she raised her arm
01:35There was a message
01:36What did it say?
01:38You can't do it
01:40I love you, sis
01:41I love you, Clarice Reyes
01:43Here we go
01:44Will we be able to impress her
01:46At first sight?
01:47Let's see the looks
01:49Of the contestant
01:50Number 1
01:51What?
01:52What's up, Atlanta, Viva!
01:53Viva!
01:54Viva!
01:55Viva!
01:56Viva!
01:57Viva!
01:58Viva!
01:59Viva!
02:00Viva!
02:01Viva!
02:02Viva!
02:03Viva!
02:04Viva!
02:05Viva!
02:06Viva!
02:07Viva!
02:08Viva!
02:09Viva!
02:10Viva!
02:11Viva!
02:12Viva!
02:13Viva!
02:14Viva!
02:15Viva!
02:16Viva!
02:17Viva!
02:18Viva!
02:19Viva!
02:20Viva!
02:21Viva!
02:30See!
02:31Jhong is angly
02:34Yes, actually
02:35Micheal Seralta
02:36Is the super tall
02:37Jhong Hilario
02:39Of The 13th Mars
02:47Cardo!
02:49Cardo!
02:51Are you scared now?
02:54I'm brave!
02:56Do you know why?
02:58Why?
02:59Because I'm not a coward!
03:22Hey!
03:30Cut!
03:32I'm scared!
03:51Yes!
03:54Please welcome number 1, Michael Suralta!
03:57The John Hilary of 13, Martin Escavide!
03:59How are you?
04:01He's the one!
04:03This is John!
04:05I thought he's my real best friend!
04:07I thought he's the crazy one!
04:09Best friend?
04:11You're here!
04:13How are you, John?
04:15I'm okay!
04:16Busy!
04:17I know how to get famous!
04:19Get famous!
04:21Sorry!
04:23Stop it!
04:25Stop it!
04:27Again!
04:29Get famous!
04:31We're preparing to get famous!
04:33It's going to be easy!
04:35Because we're back-to-back!
04:37No pressure!
04:39You think you're going to win?
04:41I'm so proud of you because your eyebags are also back-to-back!
04:43For a double date!
04:45By the way, guys!
04:47SB!
04:49SB what?
04:51SB90s!
04:53SB90s!
04:55What's up?
04:57That's the concert of
04:59Backstreet Boys!
05:01Backstreet Boys?
05:03Street Boys!
05:05You became a member of Backstreet Boys!
05:07Before!
05:09Before!
05:11Backstreet Boys!
05:13Backstreet Boys!
05:15He doesn't know what he's saying!
05:17Backstreet Boys!
05:19November 8th!
05:21New Frontier!
05:23Do you have a message for your producer?
05:25Siroks, thank you so much!
05:27You're welcome!
05:29When did you organize the Backstreet Boys?
05:31That's how we are!
05:33We're different!
05:35When you talk about this, you can say
05:37that this is the political party!
05:39Yes!
05:41The talkative one!
05:43He doesn't know if it's SB90s
05:45or Backstreet Boys
05:47when there's a concert!
05:49Just listen!
05:51Do you want some water?
05:53A little bit!
05:55I have a question!
05:57Give him some water!
05:59I'll give him a bath!
06:01He's so drunk!
06:03He needs a bath!
06:05He's drunk!
06:07I have a question!
06:09How many faces do you have?
06:11We have a lot!
06:13Before it became a pharmacy,
06:15you're the real generic!
06:17He said that John Hilario is the most handsome!
06:19Of course!
06:21If you're the most handsome, what is this?
06:23The most delicious!
06:25John Hilario!
06:27The most what?
06:29The best person, John Hilario!
06:31So you're the best?
06:33But Michael,
06:35are you the one we talked about yesterday?
06:37No!
06:39No, that's different!
06:41There's a lot!
06:43We thought Tina was in the audience!
06:45It's true!
06:47The cloning started with us!
06:49And the AI!
06:51No!
06:53Your family mutates faster
06:55than the virus!
06:57You mutate faster
06:59than the virus!
07:01Maybe the monkey packs are gone!
07:03The monkey packs are gone!
07:05The packs are gone!
07:07That's too much!
07:09Alright!
07:11How well do you know John Hilario?
07:13From
07:15Baguing
07:17to...
07:19Baguing!
07:21Actually,
07:23John,
07:25we're almost the same age!
07:27John, I'm 40!
07:29Forty-something!
07:33Forty-something!
07:35Something is bigger than 40!
07:39Forty-something!
07:41When was your birthday?
07:43August?
07:45August 11?
07:4719...
07:49Forgotten!
07:51August 11!
07:53He's hard to talk to!
07:55He's not just hard to talk to,
07:57he's like that!
07:59He's hard for you!
08:01If you're scared, you'll be like that!
08:03I'm scared of you!
08:05You'll only look at him
08:07when he's like that!
08:09You're really hard to talk to!
08:11He's really like that!
08:13That's why he's like that,
08:15because if you're not there,
08:17he might fall!
08:21How's Sari?
08:23Sari!
08:25Who? Baby Sari!
08:27Hi, baby Sari!
08:29Daddy is just working!
08:31How's Sarina?
08:33Well, you know that kid,
08:35he's so naughty!
08:37Last time, he was sad
08:39because of his Tiktok!
08:41So he got more views!
08:43Daddy is proud!
08:45Daddy John!
08:47Message to Sarina,
08:49she's watching you!
08:51Baby!
08:53Okay, scare the kid!
08:55Don't do that,
08:57the kid might get traumatized!
08:59The kid might get traumatized!
09:01What's that face you're making?
09:03Who?
09:05Who? Ompong?
09:07Ompong is the best!
09:11You've been saying John for a long time,
09:13or you just realized it lately?
09:15I feel like I'm John!
09:17Maybe four?
09:19You're only four years old,
09:21but you're already John?
09:23No, four!
09:25Four already said it!
09:27Four already said it!
09:29But they got older,
09:31eventually,
09:33to become 42!
09:3542!
09:37What did John say to you?
09:39What did you feel?
09:41Of course, I'm proud!
09:43It hurts, right?
09:45It always hurts,
09:47I always get back pain!
09:49Are you proud that you're John Hilario?
09:51Of course!
09:53In Barangay Bankal,
09:55I'm 98% in being a councilor!
09:59They're serving as number one councilor!
10:05He really studied how many percent I am!
10:07What's your political color?
10:09Barangay Bankal!
10:11You're about to taste
10:13the Binangkal Recipe!
10:15What's your political color?
10:17Binangkal Recipe?
10:19But the Ibogs,
10:21when you walk around,
10:23what's your political color?
10:25Violet, Hilario Pierce!
10:27Why Violet?
10:29Why is your political color Violet?
10:31I just like it!
10:33Don't answer to Kim Choo!
10:35Can John Hilario still be humble?
10:37Can John Hilario still be humble?
10:39He can!
10:41I'm in the house!
10:43Ay!
10:45Ay!
10:47Ay!
10:49Ay!
10:51Ay!
10:53He's just handsome!
10:55John Hilario's face is handsome!
10:57But John is good at
10:59picking up lines
11:01and he can do it in dramas!
11:03Let's see if you can achieve that!
11:05Okay!
11:07Rice?
11:09Chicken?
11:11Are you a chicken?
11:13Why?
11:15Because you're always in my heart!
11:17Chicken?
11:19He said he's handsome!
11:21What did you say?
11:23Where's the chicken?
11:25It's not up to you!
11:27It's up to you!
11:29It's up to you!
11:31It's not up to me to follow you!
11:33Why?
11:35Where's the chicken?
11:37If it's John,
11:39it's up to you!
11:41It's up to me!
11:43Why?
11:45Because you're a chicken!
11:47See?
11:49You only have 4 options!
11:51Ah! Because you're a chicken!
11:53Ay!
11:55Ay!
11:57Ay!
11:59Because you're a chicken!
12:01What's your favorite part
12:03of John's face
12:05that you want to get?
12:07Look at John's face!
12:11But admit it, when you saw this,
12:13you realized that you're really handsome!
12:15You said that
12:17you're handsome because of Bong!
12:19When the street boys started,
12:21not the backstreet boys,
12:23when the street boys started,
12:25he's more handsome because of Bong!
12:27It's just harder
12:29to do the steps here!
12:31Tumbling!
12:33Bong only did the kneeling,
12:35Direk Cheeto only did the tumbling!
12:37Direk Cheeto really has a favoritism!
12:39That's why he's my bestfriend!
12:41What's your favorite part
12:43of his face?
12:45Eyes, nose, mouth,
12:47lips!
12:49Your face is still twitching!
12:51It's like he felt something!
12:53What?
12:55His lips!
12:57Oh!
12:59It's like you want to kiss him!
13:01Say goodbye to Ryan!
13:03It's like he wants to open your lips!
13:05Okay,
13:07just today!
13:09Don't you have a lot of things to do today?
13:11Tomorrow, I'll take care of him!
13:13His bestfriend was here earlier,
13:15James Reed!
13:17I hope you already asked James Reed
13:19if he's his bestfriend!
13:21He came from James,
13:23he said, is Ryan my bestfriend?
13:25Because he was briefed!
13:27But Joe, the truth is,
13:29what did you feel when you saw him?
13:31I said,
13:33it's like...
13:35it's like...
13:37Season 1!
13:39Season 1!
13:41Season 1!
13:43It was Season 4 or 6
13:45when we first met!
13:47It was Season 4 or 6!
13:49I just found out that
13:51our lights are really beautiful!
13:53It's really different!
13:55We have a glow-in-the-dark light!
13:57But there's also Joe!
13:59Where is he?
14:01In Alak-Alakan!
14:03I love Joe!
14:05Earlier, you were dancing, right?
14:07But you know,
14:09Joe also has another talent, he can sing!
14:11Yes, I'm good at singing!
14:13You know,
14:15you just did that,
14:17I hope you'll dance again!
14:23I don't know how to sing,
14:25a little bit!
14:27There!
14:29No, that's what we want!
14:35What do you want to sing?
14:371 in a Million!
14:39Just a little bit?
14:41Of course!
14:43Are you our pool song?
14:45James said,
14:47we edited the opening,
14:49and you're the pool song!
14:51James said,
14:53we're in the chorus!
14:551 in a Million!
14:59Go on!
15:011 in a Million!
15:07I'm just laughing!
15:09Why is Alex Kalie here?
15:11And Vong is doing that, not Joe!
15:13I'm just laughing!
15:15Yes, you're laughing!
15:17That's what you're laughing at,
15:19but the truth is, you're embarrassed!
15:21Sometimes,
15:23when I'm around him,
15:25he'll be like,
15:27it's hard for me to join!
15:29No, Vong,
15:31even if I'm with you on the street,
15:33I'll think of you as Jong Hilarion!
15:35I thought you're Jonggo!
15:37I didn't mention it,
15:39I just made it up!
15:43Yes, thank you so much,
15:45Michael Suralta,
15:47Jong Hilarion of Tres y Marches,
15:49Yai or Nay?
15:51What's the pulse of Madla?
15:53Jan, Quiz Ryan, and Ion?
15:55That's it!
15:57Thank you so much, Kimmy!
15:59Let's ask the Madlang people
16:01for their opinions!
16:03Kaloka or Kalokalike?
16:09Wow, Kalokalike!
16:11It's all Kalokalike, baby boy!
16:13I saw two Kalokas!
16:15Kaloka!
16:17Let's sit here!
16:23What's your name?
16:25Hello, Madlang people!
16:27I'm Mark Joseph Mangulabnan.
16:29Where are you from?
16:31I'm from Isabela, but I'm residing
16:33in Sampaloc, Manila.
16:35Sampaloc, Manila?
16:37He looks like a nice fresh graduate.
16:39Did you just graduate?
16:41Yes, I just graduated.
16:43He's trying to steal Baon.
16:47Kalokalike is...
16:51Yes, Ion?
16:53Kalokalike is
16:55the one that looks like Kuya Jong.
16:57So, you really believe that?
16:59Yes, I believe that it's Kalokalike
17:01because the first impression
17:03is lasting.
17:05I saw the resemblance
17:07of Kuya Jong.
17:09So, I believe that it's Kalokalike.
17:11Michael is so happy
17:13with what you just said.
17:15Maybe that's how Jong feels
17:17because you said it right in front of him.
17:19Maybe you already know
17:21that it's Kuya Jong.
17:23But you, have you heard
17:25that you have a Kalokalike?
17:27Yes, I have four.
17:29Just four?
17:31Who are they?
17:33Kuya Jugs.
17:35Kuya Jugs!
17:37Hi!
17:39Kuya Jugs!
17:41Come on in!
17:43Let's greet
17:45the members of Malang.
17:47Hi, Kuya Jugs!
17:49Kuya Jugs Season 1, right?
17:51Yes, Season 1.
17:53But to find out
17:55if Jugs really has a Kalokalike,
17:57ask him what his grandma's favorite food is.
17:59What's your grandma's favorite food?
18:01My grandma's favorite food
18:03is Adobo.
18:05No,
18:07it's not Jugs.
18:09Jugs' grandma's favorite food
18:11is Tobacco.
18:13Why?
18:15Look at me now, I'm so fat.
18:19I have an idea.
18:21What is it?
18:23I saw Season 1 of Kuya Teddy.
18:25Where is it?
18:27Where is it?
18:29Here it is.
18:31Jugs of Teddy.
18:33Oh, yes!
18:35Kuya Jugs!
18:37Jugs of Teddy, remember?
18:39He's so handsome in college.
18:41He's so handsome in college.
18:43He's so handsome in volleyball.
18:45Season 1 of Kuya Jugs.
18:47Kuya Teddy Season 1.
18:49Hi, Kuys!
18:51Hi, Kuys!
18:53Teddy always says
18:55rock and roll.
18:57Rock and roll.
18:59Malang people, rock and roll!
19:03Try to say
19:05someone texted you.
19:07Someone texted me.
19:09It's like a mission.
19:11It's like a mission.
19:13It's like Vice is also in season 1.
19:15I have a flashlight.
19:17What's your name, Kuya?
19:19Hardy.
19:21Hi, Meme.
19:23Hi, she's so happy.
19:25I love you.
19:27Her face is like a brain.
19:29She's like a brain.
19:31Just lengthen her bangs.
19:33She's like a globe.
19:35That's what I look like.
19:37Take off your eyeglasses.
19:39Oh, it's Tutoy!
19:43Oh, it's really Jugs.
19:45He doesn't want to wake up.
19:47Tell him to come in.
19:49Wake up, Tuy.
19:51Let's go in.
19:53Thank you to both of you.
19:57Welcome to Showtime.
19:59Back to you, guys.
20:01What can you say
20:03to contestant number 1
20:05in a Hurano duo, Jugs and Teddy?
20:07Mad love people,
20:09rock and roll!
20:17Alright.
20:19It's perfect.
20:21John Hilario.
20:23Quizjong.
20:25The real John Hilario.
20:27The real Teddy Corpuz.
20:29The real Teddy Corpuz.
20:31This is the real John Hilario.
20:33How about LA Tenorio?
20:35He's our whole team.
20:37It's Ruta Ruta.
20:39Yes, it's Ruta Ruta.
20:41Quizjong, you know what?
20:43Next week,
20:45you'll be sure.
20:47Because yesterday,
20:49Kareel,
20:51this is your audition.
20:53If you're sure,
20:55you'll be selected.
20:57But talent, check.
20:59Yes.
21:01Facial features, check.
21:03Earrings and eye bags, check.
21:05Chest hair.
21:07That's all that's missing.
21:09Why do you need chest hair?
21:11But there's also a fly under it.
21:15That's how it is,
21:17there's a Nike logo here.
21:19No, it's white.
21:21It's not a logo.
21:23It's a serum.
21:25Serum?
21:27Is that for eating pancakes?
21:29I have a secret.
21:31It's Maya.
21:33Garden soil.
21:35It's just Maya.
21:37It's for hotcakes.
21:39But we're the same.
21:41For you, for us.
21:43Good luck.
21:45Congrats.
21:47Thank you, Jukes and Teddy.
21:49Thank you, Jukes and Teddy.
21:51Thank you, Jukes and Teddy.
21:53Please give a round of applause
21:55to Michael Suralta
21:57and John Hilario
21:59of 13 Martinez Cavite.