It's Showtime: 'Jhong Hilario' version 1 ba ito? (Kalokalike)
Aired (October 12, 2024): Tila muling bumalik ang Showtime hosts sa Showtime season 1 matapos nilang makita ang 'Jhong Hilario' ng Las Piñas.
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00:00The face of Contestant No. 2 is quite magical.
00:02Let's take a look.
00:30What's up, Madlang People!
00:37Alakdang is here and he's the sample king of Madlang People.
00:41I'm Serzond Dakara Jr. and I'm the Jong Hilario of Las Piñas City!
00:48No one will let you go until you're fed up!
00:51Oh, yes!
00:58He's the one who filed for candidacy.
01:20He's the one who filed for candidacy.
01:50Yes, Madlang People, Contestant No. 2 is Serzond Dakara Jr. and he's the Jong Hilario of Las Piñas City!
02:05Yes!
02:07Have you seen Jong Hilario?
02:09Yes.
02:10He's been swimming in the pool for a long time.
02:12He's been swimming in the pool for a long time.
02:17His fingers and feet are shaking.
02:20He's shaking.
02:22There's really a Jong Hilario.
02:24There's a Jong Hilario.
02:26There's a Jong Hilario.
02:27There's a Jong Hilario.
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04:24You know what?
04:25It's fun when there's a lot of people but it depends on what kind of a lot.
04:31Jong Hilario.
04:33Even the movement?
04:34Yes.
04:35Everyone.
04:36Who told you, who convinced you that you are Jong Hilario?
04:39Just four?
04:40There's a lot.
04:41How many?
04:42I can't count.
04:43But you, did you see in the mirror?
04:45It's like Jong.
04:46It's really like him.
04:47When Jong appeared on TV, it's like me.
04:50It's like my face.
04:53There.
04:54If you are siblings, who is older?
04:56Of course him.
04:58Ouch.
04:59It's okay.
05:00It's okay to be older as long as it's not obvious.
05:04That's right.
05:05Because you're young but you don't look old.
05:11Do you also dance?
05:13Are you also a dancer?
05:14Yes, before.
05:15Before.
05:16What are you now?
05:17I'm a dancer.
05:19He doesn't dance because he's a dancer.
05:21I'm a dancer.
05:22Why?
05:23Because I thought I was the only one who danced like this.
05:27Everyone is laughing at you.
05:28Everyone is laughing at me.
05:30Even Lorde, maybe he should get a buffer.
05:34Just in case it doesn't continue.
05:37No, Os.
05:38I'm happy.
05:39Maybe Lorde said, this is so handsome.
05:41Maybe I should get a lot like this.
05:45I love you, Kim.
05:46Maybe I should get a lot like this.
05:47I love you, Kim.
05:48Maybe Lorde said, this is so handsome.
05:50Maybe I should get a lot like this.
05:54And then?
05:55What version is this?
05:56If you're the only one, it means you're wrong.
05:58It's not repeated.
06:01He's talented because he's also an actor.
06:03Talented?
06:04You're so talented.
06:08You're also an actor?
06:09Yes.
06:10Are you talented?
06:11No.
06:12You're also an actor?
06:13No.
06:15He's an actor.
06:16You're a juggler.
06:17You're not denying anything.
06:19He's an actor.
06:20He's a juggler.
06:22Maybe he's just low on energy.
06:24He's not in the mood.
06:25Because he's practicing.
06:26Nocturnal.
06:28He's not an owl.
06:31He's not a tarsier.
06:32He's nocturnal.
06:35But you have to defend him.
06:37Even when he's acting.
06:38Yes.
06:39Yes.
06:40You said he's a juggler.
06:41Call him a juggler.
06:42No, it's over.
06:43It's Mara Clara again.
06:44Oh, it's Mara Clara.
06:45You're Mara.
06:46You're Clara.
06:49You're on the same side.
06:50So you're Mara.
06:51You're Clara.
06:52Okay, I'll be Susan Afrika.
06:58Sis, you're right.
06:59Susan Afrika.
07:00You're right.
07:02Sis, you're right.
07:03She's always right.
07:04She's always in our movies.
07:06My grandmother is also Susan Afrika.
07:08She's also in that movie.
07:09Yes.
07:10She's also sick.
07:11She's close to Shakira, right?
07:12Who?
07:13Yes.
07:15Okay.
07:16I'll imitate John.
07:17He has a joke.
07:18They're close to Shakira.
07:19To Shakira?
07:20I'm sorry.
07:21He's just joking.
07:22No, no, no.
07:23Hurry up.
07:24They're close to Shakira.
07:25Eh?
07:26Eh?
07:27Eh?
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07:39Eh?
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07:41Eh?
07:42Eh?
07:43My gangster.
07:44Errrrr.
07:48They're just making fun.
07:50What is he doing?
07:51Making fun.
07:52Why won't you act?
07:53He should look like you.
07:54As in smooth running while taking a shower.
07:55Why did you talk rubbish to him?
07:56Acting, sweetie.
07:59Who is Tugtoy?
08:01Who is Tugtoy?
08:03Who is Tugtoy?
08:06Tugtoy is Tugchai.
08:07Tutoy's mom is Tutoy.
08:09Who's Tutoy?
08:11Who's my real mom?
08:13I can't answer that.
08:15Why not?
08:17Dad, tell me.
08:21Mom, I'm telling you.
08:23You're not my real son.
08:25Who is it?
08:27Son, be thankful that she's not your mom.
08:29How are you going to take her to school
08:31if she's being called your daughter?
08:33Are you going to make your representative
08:35in the PTA?
08:39Who is he?
08:41Is he my brother?
08:43No.
08:45What am I?
08:47You're in front of the camera.
08:49You're in front of the camera.
08:51Explain yourself.
08:53You're a human.
08:55You were born a human.
08:57You were born a human.
08:59A male human.
09:01Who's Tutoy?
09:05He's Tutoy.
09:07You're Tutoy.
09:09Talk to him.
09:11He's Tutoy.
09:13I didn't know you were there.
09:15Why did you come back here?
09:17What do you want from our family?
09:19Why did you come back?
09:23What time are you going to answer?
09:25I came back
09:27to tell you
09:29that he's not my real son.
09:31We didn't force our family
09:33to accept him.
09:35Why are you forcing yourself on me?
09:41We gave up the hope
09:43that you're going to accept this family.
09:45So if you don't want us,
09:47you can leave.
09:49We don't want to see your face anymore.
09:51I told you I don't want to see your face.
09:53I told you to leave.
09:55I told you to leave.
09:57I told you to leave.
09:59I told you to leave.
10:01Wherever I go,
10:03I'll be seen.
10:05Don't look at me too much.
10:07You might fall.
10:09My hands are ready.
10:11Don't look at me.
10:13I'm confused.
10:15You even have eyebrows.
10:17Let's welcome
10:19the host of the show.
10:25Please welcome
10:27the host of the show.
10:29Please welcome, Jocky and Lassie.
10:31Thank you, Chris John.
10:33Let's welcome
10:35the host of Mad Love People.
10:37Mad Love People,
10:39Kaloka or Kalokalike.
10:41Let's go.
10:43Let's go.
10:45Kalokalike, Lassie.
10:47There are so many Kalokalike.
10:49They're surrounding us.
10:51Yes, they're surrounding us.
10:53This is it.
10:55I'm seen.
10:57Hello, Ate.
10:59Hello.
11:01She's like a turtle.
11:03She's like a turtle.
11:05She's like a turtle.
11:07What's your name, Ate?
11:09Stella Maris.
11:11Stella Maris.
11:13That's a beautiful name.
11:15Her book looks like a flight attendant.
11:17Her book looks like a flight attendant.
11:19She even has a bookmark.
11:21She even has a bookmark.
11:23She's like a teacher.
11:25She's like a teacher.
11:27She's like a teacher.
11:29So, ma'am, why Kalokalike?
11:31Because of her beard
11:33and her tumbling.
11:35She's like Sir Jock.
11:37She's like Sir Jock.
11:39She's like Sir Jock.
11:41Yes, that's why it's Kalokalike.
11:43Don't move.
11:45Don't move.
11:47Don't move.
11:49Don't move.
11:51Don't move.
11:53She's still alive.
11:55Don't move.
11:57Don't move.
12:01I can see that you have a little
12:03roof over your head.
12:05Go, go, go.
12:07Yes.
12:09Who's your Kalokalike?
12:11Miss Gladys.
12:13Yes.
12:15She's our Jurado.
12:17She's our Jurado.
12:19Yes.
12:21Just a little.
12:23Mara, what are you doing there?
12:25Didn't I tell you to clean up?
12:27Clara, Mara is here.
12:29Who are you talking to?
12:33But she's good.
12:35Yes, thank you very much, ma'am.
12:39Back to you, guys.
12:41It's funny what they did to Ate.
12:43Why?
12:45They sampled her and stopped her.
12:47Sample her again.
12:49Thank you so much.
12:53She's beautiful.
12:55Thank you, ma'am.
12:57Sample her again later.
12:59Commercial.
13:05Thank you, guys.
13:07Let's hear what
13:09Jurado Carril has to say.
13:11What's up, Madlam people?
13:13Shout out to Alyssa Aquina
13:15and Silencio Pagan for our cute bracelet.
13:17Thank you so much, girls.
13:19There.
13:21Jongski, how are you?
13:23I'm good, ma'am.
13:25You know, when you turned around,
13:27I was like, oh, it's Jong again.
13:29And it's funny because
13:31most of the street boys,
13:33do you know the sign?
13:35Of course, we know.
13:37Isn't that for Gulapa?
13:39Isn't it?
13:41It's open.
13:43It's closed, ma'am.
13:45It's closed.
13:47It's open.
13:49It's open.
13:51It's open.
13:53It's like that.
13:55It's closed.
13:57Oh, that's how it is.
13:59Street boy.
14:01This is the biggest A.
14:05You're so cute.
14:07I googled and
14:09I saw Virgilio Viernes Hilario Jr.
14:11Is that you, sir?
14:13Yes, ma'am.
14:15And the latest gossip about you is that
14:17Sample King's artistry
14:19is a bit backward.
14:21Why is your artistry a bit backward?
14:23Because, look,
14:25you turned around.
14:27Isn't it better?
14:29He said,
14:31you should have continued your plan.
14:33That's why I was acting earlier.
14:35But, you know,
14:37you have stage presence.
14:39When you're on the line with Kim and Darren,
14:41they're clapping their hands
14:43and doing this.
14:45So, you have John Hilario
14:47and Kawangis.
14:49Good luck to you.
14:53Thank you very much, Horado Karil.
14:55Horado, you can now give your hat
14:57to Shell Sodacara,
14:59the John Hilario of Las Piñas City.
15:01You're right, Darren. Thank you very much.
15:05You're right, Darren.
15:07You can now give your hat to Shell Sodacara,
15:09the John Hilario of Las Piñas City.
15:11You're right, Darren.