It's Showtime: Mga may ‘Kalokalike,’ nagkalat sa Madlang Pipol! (Kalokalike)
Aired (October 11, 2024): Hindi lang si Karylle ang may kalokalike, pati na rin sina Jhong Hilario, Buboy Villar, Brod Pete at Tirso Cruz III!
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00:00Hey!
00:01Hey!
00:02Hey!
00:03The crazy people are counting, baby boy.
00:05Crazy people.
00:06Just two.
00:07Buddy.
00:08We're here.
00:09We're here.
00:10We're here.
00:11I saw you.
00:12Come here.
00:13Hi, brother.
00:14Hi.
00:15He didn't raise his hand.
00:16You didn't raise your hand.
00:17There.
00:18There.
00:19There.
00:20There.
00:21There.
00:22There.
00:23What's your name?
00:24I'm Kim Jemar from Lipa, Batangas.
00:26What's up, badlang people?
00:28What's up?
00:30He's happy with the eyebags up and down.
00:33That's a trend now.
00:34The eyebags up and down.
00:36Yes.
00:37That's a trend now.
00:38Brother.
00:39Yes.
00:40For you, what's Ate Karell's name?
00:41For me, she's a localite.
00:44Ah.
00:45Localite.
00:46Yes.
00:47You're convinced that you really got Ate Kim.
00:48Because her appearance, her accents, and her way of speaking.
00:55She really got it.
00:56So she's a localite.
00:57A localite.
00:58Yes.
00:59Let's ask who your localite is.
01:00Yes.
01:01Who's your localite?
01:02I don't think I need to ask who my localite is.
01:06Why?
01:07Who is it?
01:08Your councilor.
01:09Ah.
01:10Jong Hilario.
01:11What's up, badlang people?
01:12Jong Hilario.
01:13Oh, badlang people.
01:14Hey.
01:15Who's Jong?
01:16Hey.
01:17Hey.
01:18What's up?
01:19Your eyebags up and down are really strong.
01:20Brother Jong.
01:21Brother Jong.
01:22Put it on.
01:23Brother Jong.
01:24Put it on.
01:25Put it on.
01:26Put it on.
01:27Put it on.
01:28Put it on.
01:29Put it on.
01:30Put it on.
01:31I'm the best of friends.
01:32I'm prouder to be his best friend.
01:33Hey, hey.
01:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:35Hey, hey, hey.
01:36Sit down.
01:37Sit down.
01:38Sit down.
01:39Sit down, such beautiful people.
01:40Nice to meet you.
01:41He's come for November considered one of the awards.
01:41Yes.
01:41Yes.
01:42Yes.
01:42Yes.
01:44Brother Kim, you thought that you have no problem with the score?
01:47But next time I see you, you'll end up crying.
01:49He's good at crying.
01:50You have many other problems.
01:52I see EveryJongthin.
01:53That's super dance?
01:54I don't know what you're doing to our celebrities.
01:56You're stupid.
01:58And in the promo of the movie,
02:00if you're wearing this, you're stupid.
02:02There's a jacket like that.
02:04Jhon was wearing it when he was campaigning.
02:06Yes, of course.
02:08But we have someone you want to talk to.
02:10Who?
02:11Poboy Pilyar.
02:12That's the one you want to talk to.
02:14Yes, it's Poboy.
02:16Poboy Pilyar.
02:18How are you?
02:20Wait, wait.
02:21How are you, Poboy?
02:23I'm okay. I'm just busy.
02:27How's the house of the happiest person?
02:29How are you?
02:33How's the house of the happiest person?
02:35There's someone who looks like that.
02:37That's a leg walk.
02:41How are you?
02:43I'm okay, brother.
02:45Say hello.
02:47Say hello to the Madlang people.
02:49What's up, Madlang people?
02:53His hair looks like it was shaved.
02:57Poboy is next to...
02:59Mr. Pringles.
03:01Mr. Pringles?
03:03We have a lot of locals like Mr. Pringles.
03:05Ryan, on your right,
03:07you're MC. I thought it was Pilyar.
03:09MC.
03:11I thought it was Pilyar.
03:13He's getting fat.
03:15He doesn't speak Tagalog.
03:17Singaporean.
03:19Aunt MC.
03:21Hello.
03:23We have a lot of locals like you.
03:25Those are the contestants.
03:29They look like they're the best.
03:31I wish you were here to audition.
03:33You're in the studio.
03:35Introduce him to MC.
03:37Tell him about MC.
03:39Talk to him.
03:41One of our hosts
03:43looks like you.
03:45You want to see
03:47who your local is?
03:49Search on Google.
03:51MC.
03:55He's not Filipino, right?
03:57Singaporean.
03:59He can speak a little.
04:03Too deep.
04:05A little.
04:07He's Singaporean.
04:15Welcome to the Philippines.
04:19He's also the host of Brad Pitt.
04:21Alien.
04:23Alien.
04:27You're still getting auditions.
04:29You're here in the studio.
04:31Danny Javier.
04:33Danny Javier.
04:35One of you is Buboy Pilyar.
04:37He's also the host of Two Way.
04:39Who?
04:41The one who snatched Quintus.
04:43He's the host of Two Way.
04:45Yes, I snatched him
04:47in MEU when I was still studying.
04:51There's also a local
04:53in Babaayon Rayo.
04:55Who?
04:57Tirso Cruz III.
05:03That's right.
05:05That's right.
05:11Tirso Cruz III is the one
05:13who snatched Quintus.
05:21How are you, Tito Pip?
05:23I'm okay.
05:25I'm fine.
05:29Tito Pip and Joey.
05:33Tito Pip and Joey is their group.
05:37We have a lot of crazy people.
05:39Here they are.
05:41Who won?
05:43Four of them.
05:45We only need three.
05:47Let's take a look.
05:49Do you know who Tirso Cruz looks like?
05:51Has anyone told you?
05:53There's also Ate Gay.
05:57Ate Gay is a paparazzi.
05:59Ate Gay is a mashup.
06:05There's more.
06:07There's also Juggz.
06:13If you're Juggz,
06:15where's your grandma's favorite?
06:19Tobacco.
06:21Why?
06:23Look at me now.
06:25I'm fat.
06:37I'm fat.
06:41I'm fat.
06:43I'm fat.
06:45I'm fat.
06:47I'm fat.
06:49I'm fat.
06:51I'm fat.
06:53I'm fat.
06:55I'm fat.
06:57I'm fat.
06:59I'm fat.
07:01I'm fat.
07:03I'm fat.