Aired (May 18, 2024): Vice Ganda, ikinuwento kung saan nga ba nagsimula ang kanyang panliligaw dati.
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00:00 You told your parents, your father, your boyfriend?
00:05 Before?
00:05 Immediately? Or you hide it first?
00:07 Not first because when it's red, the father will get more angry.
00:14 Huh?
00:16 It's like, it's just a change, don't do it first.
00:18 Not first?
00:20 Yes or no?
00:22 How many years before you introduced him to your father?
00:24 When was that? It's been a long time.
00:26 No, how many years have you been together?
00:28 In the Philippines, when they found out that you and Gerald broke up.
00:32 When we found out that you were crying on your TV series, "Ending."
00:36 It's a movie, "Ending My Darling."
00:40 Is that a movie?
00:42 They're not there anymore.
00:44 They broke up, you didn't confess.
00:46 That day, I was so sad.
00:48 But what's harder to tell your parents?
00:52 The son of a woman or the son of a man?
00:54 Because it's not that easy to open up to your parents.
01:00 "I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend."
01:02 Especially if you're still young.
01:04 Where are you more attached?
01:06 To the son of a woman or the son of a man?
01:08 It doesn't matter.
01:10 When you're young.
01:12 Women mostly.
01:14 Women mostly.
01:16 Maybe it's like a woman.
01:18 Because women are very invested.
01:20 Poor gay people, they have no choices.
01:22 You're the one who's in the team.
01:24 You're the one who's in the team.
01:26 You're the one who's in the team.
01:28 We're in the channel.
01:30 We say goodbye to our parents in the parlor.
01:36 Because in our house, we're not out and about.
01:40 To our mothers outside the house,
01:42 to other families, we say goodbye right away.
01:46 What if you say goodbye to your father or mother?
01:50 Oh, this one. No chemistry.
01:52 I told my father before,
01:54 the one I'm courting.
01:56 How did you tell him?
01:58 I told him.
02:00 Because there's always someone who's always on the phone.
02:04 The one who's always on the phone.
02:06 The one who's always on the phone.
02:08 How old was he?
02:10 Young. High school. Teenager.
02:12 14, 15.
02:14 How did you approach him?
02:16 I was always on the phone.
02:18 My father's house is near his house.
02:20 He's drinking there.
02:22 He's drinking Philip.
02:24 He's putting it in his pocket.
02:26 I was always on the phone.
02:28 He said, "Toy."
02:30 I said, "Dad, I'm courting someone."
02:34 What did you say?
02:36 I said, "Toy, of course."
02:38 He's handsome.
02:40 He's handsome.
02:42 He's the same age.
02:44 I was 12 years old.
02:46 My father died when I was 13.
02:48 He was in grade 6.
02:50 I was courting someone.
02:52 40 years ago.
02:54 But the truth is,
02:56 I didn't...
02:58 He's only 14 years old.
03:00 I was 23.
03:02 I was 23.
03:04 I wish you were my roommate.
03:06 You were just born again.
03:08 He called you.
03:10 The phone went off.
03:12 I was a pendejo.
03:14 You were courting someone.
03:16 I said, "Yes, dad.
03:18 I'm courting someone."
03:20 I said,
03:22 "But I wasn't really courting him."
03:24 "What was it?"
03:26 "I was just talking about my assignment."
03:28 "But I was courting him."
03:30 "So that I can keep my promise to my father."
03:32 "Because that would make my father very happy."
03:36 He was courting someone.
03:38 He was even spreading rumors about his friends.
03:40 Who's his name?
03:42 I don't want to say.
03:44 Go ahead.
03:46 What's his name?
03:48 He's here.
03:50 This is Nana's short hair.
03:52 No.
03:54 Don't fool me.
03:56 This is Raul. He's with Professor X.
03:58 He's not Professor X.
04:00 He's X-Men.
04:02 Hello.
04:04 Hello.
04:06 See?
04:08 Everyone around him is laughing.
04:10 He's the one who's laughing.
04:12 He's still looking at you.
04:14 He's still asking, "Who's Professor X?"
04:16 Don't do that.
04:18 He might leave.
04:20 He's our sponsor.
04:22 [END]