Mankind Vs. "Santa Claus" (Boiler Room Brawl)
WWF Raw Is War (December 20, 1999)
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00:00Mankind moments from now inside this boiler room you're being forced to take
00:03on Santa Claus in a boiler room brawl now I know what Santa means to you I
00:07mean I read the book Santa villages the visits with the family I mean you can't
00:11be too happy about this I'm not happy at all about this my kids love that guy
00:15Christmas a few days away I love Santa Claus now tell me what am I supposed to
00:19do to prove what a tough guy I am do I slap him in his cheeks that are like
00:23roses do I kick him in his dimples so merry or better yet do I put a big boot
00:27to his nose which is just like a cherry does that make me a tough guy better yet
00:31maybe Mankind the king of the boiler room should give him a big knee to his
00:36little round belly and watch it shake like a bowl full of jelly would that
00:40finally make me look like a tough guy you answer me Michael Coase I really
00:44don't know am I supposed to take this match am I supposed to I think you must
00:51feel a goofy from Brad shows tear shot cuz I'm having an interview with Santa
00:54Claus right now I don't really need the they're in the boiler room wait did I
01:10just get my ass kicked by the Main Street posse that's embarrassing
01:15Santa there you are you old son of a gun listen I don't know what this is all
01:23about but you and I are supposed to have a match of boiler room brawl right
01:27now me and you you know what that means means I've got to kick your ass and I
01:31don't really want to do that I don't want to be on the bad boys list so I'll
01:36tell you what I'm going to do this is a boiler room batch the way you win is by
01:40leaving the boiler room first so look I really don't need this on my reputation
01:44or my conscience I'm gonna turn my back you walk out of the room you win that
01:49way you go back to the North Pole you tell mrs. Claus all the elves that
01:53you beat man kind of boiler room brawl probably good for okay okay I'll put you
02:00over don't worry about that
02:23I don't meet anyone in a boiler room brawl at that time
02:43again the object is what the hell there's two more
03:13here and later on the concrete floor man what a setup by Triple H it's
03:20different that's all this has been mankind's being decimated in the steel
03:28and concrete environment and mr. has just ate some steel there if that is the
03:34road dog and we think that it is oh look out here look out that is the road dog
03:41Michael that was a cookie sheet nothing sweet about it J.R.
03:47roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose
04:12I've got two words for all
04:19Triple H I know that nose anywhere Triple H Michael what a setup
04:28here's the winner of Santa Claus
04:31Stephanie and Triple H are making a mockery out of the holidays
04:35Frost nipping at your nose
04:39Oh Jesus Christ
04:43Oh no
04:45Oh Jesus Christ
04:47Oh
04:49That's it he's down
04:51I heard him explain as he rose out of sight
04:55I've got two words for all
04:57That's right
04:59Come in
05:02Triple H
05:04This is Bumsley
05:06I figure Hanukkah's just over with and Christmas is just right around the corner and it's the given season
05:11so I thought I'd come in here and ask
05:13not ask demand
05:15a match with The Rock tonight
05:17and not just any match because I want to make him pay
05:19for sticking his nose between me and Mick again
05:21I want a Brahma bull rope match with him
05:25Hey
05:27something funny
05:29Hey Al
05:31let me make something clear to you
05:33you never ever walk in here
05:35and demand anything
05:37you got it
05:39right
05:41shut up
05:43alright you got your match
05:45Brahma bull rope match
05:47you and The Rock
05:49you're on
05:51I'm going to take that bell
05:53I'm going to polish it up real nice
05:55I'm going to turn it sideways
05:57Al
05:59could you describe it in the hallway
06:01thank you
06:03I don't need any help this time
06:05you need help
06:07he's sick
06:09what's the matter with him