WWF Raw Is War (December 6, 1999)
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00:00This big man having a bit of a soul there,
00:02and at least Mankind offering a little bit of tutoring,
00:06if you will.
00:07The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
00:08Making his way to the ring,
00:10being accompanied by Kraft,
00:12weighing in at allegedly well over 400 pounds,
00:16Hardcore Holly!
00:18Well, this match is a result
00:20of what happened earlier tonight.
00:22Rakeshi Fatu got dropped on his head
00:25by Hardcore Holly on a steel chair,
00:29and we'll show you what happened here
00:31just a little bit earlier tonight, King.
00:35And we're gonna get out of here,
00:35before this match is getting underway.
00:37We've been joined here at ringside
00:39by Too Cool, Grandmaster Sexy,
00:43and Scotty Too Hotty.
00:44What do you, what'd you call me?
00:46What's your name?
00:47My name is the Grandmaster Sexy.
00:50You gotta say it cool.
00:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:53He's from Oklahoma.
00:54He can't be cool.
00:55He's not cool.
00:57And, uh, uh-oh.
00:59Well over 400 pounds on Hardcore Holly.
01:03Look at that.
01:04If you ain't cool, that makes you a mofo.
01:07Just like Holly, no more mofos.
01:11J.R., you're a mofo.
01:12Oh, thanks.
01:13Yeah, J.R., now watch us get in here
01:15and show you what's cool.
01:17Yeah, right.
01:18Uh-oh.
01:19I think we're gonna see a little dancing.
01:20A little, hey, look at,
01:21Crash Holly is laughing at Hardcore Holly.
01:24That's the same thing.
01:25Scotty got squashed.
01:25Hey, wait a minute.
01:26The same thing that happened
01:27to Crash last Thursday on SmackDown.
01:30On UPN, just happened to Hardcore Holly.
01:32Holly never got out of the blocks.
01:34Now get ready to witness the personification of cool.
01:40Here we go.
01:40You ready?
01:43Ha!
01:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:45This is great, J.R.
01:48Yeah, fat, too.
01:49It's fat.
01:50I mean, not like you're fat,
01:51but I mean like P-H-A-T.
01:54Now look in the mirror there.
01:54Pretty hot.
01:55Look at this.
01:56Look at this.
01:58Rock QC can dance.
02:00Those other two jackasses ain't got a clue.
02:02What?
02:05Oh, what's this?
02:08That's Nurse Phoebe.
02:10What?
02:14Whoo!
02:15Lord have mercy.
02:16Is she coming out here?
02:17She's coming out of that dress, it looks like.
02:19Come on!