The Rock Gets Interrogated By The Police

WWF Raw Is War (November 15, 1999)

Transcript

00:00The Big Boss Man has challenged you to a hardcore match tonight.

00:10The winner to become number one contender for the World Wrestling Federation title.

00:14Do you accept?

00:15Finally, The Rock has come back to Pittsburgh.

00:16The Rock says this, does The Rock accept The Boss Man's challenge, hardcore match for

00:33the WWE number one contender spot?

00:37Well considering the mood that The Rock is in, you're damn right, that's exactly the

00:41type of match The Rock wants.

00:43Exactly the type of match that makes The Rock's bacon sizzle, so you're damn right, you got.

00:50Speaking of bacon, are you aware that the car that hit Stone Cold was registered in

00:58your name?

01:00Of course, jabronis, The Rock is aware.

01:04If you wouldn't have been aware yesterday and not at Dunkin' Donuts stuffing your faces

01:07with all the donuts, The Rock says this, he called it in yesterday that The Rock's car

01:13was stolen.

01:15So The Rock just wants to know, are you going to arrest The Great One?

01:21No, you're not under arrest, we just have some questions to ask you.

01:24Exactly, because there is no reason to arrest The Great One.

01:27The Rock says this, you have the nerve to come in front of The Rock and interrupt The

01:32Rock and you two jabronis don't even have enough class to introduce yourself?

01:41What is your name?

01:42It doesn't matter what your name is.

01:43The Rock says this, right now, as The Rock speaks, there are literally millions of Rock's

02:01fans and if you all just know your role, shut your mouth, you, you, and especially you,

02:07in four seconds, they will all chant The Rock's name.

02:14Now, seeing as you jabronis really want to find out who is driving The Rock's stolen

02:25car, well, The Rock has one question for you.

02:30Write this down, do you like donuts?

02:34Sure, we like donuts.

02:38What's your favorite donut?

02:39Jelly.

02:40Oh, you like jelly, well, jelly is a good one.

02:44The Rock says this, write this down, when you leave here, go down to Dunkin Donuts,

02:48get the biggest jelly donut you can find, write it down, hold that jelly donut up, squeeze

02:58all the jelly out, squeeze all the jelly, write it down, you like writing things down,

03:03squeeze all the jelly out, and then write this down, you don't want to forget this,

03:07turn that son of a bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass.

03:13So The Rock says this, if you don't want to write anything else down, you definitely

03:20want to write this down in big, bold letters, if you smell what The Rock is cooking.