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00:00Ueda Channel!
00:02Thank you for having us!
00:06Ueda Channel has been a top-notch show since last week.
00:10We had you on the show for the first time in 18 years.
00:13Last week, the first episode of the show was called
00:16The Greatest Showman of the Entertainment World.
00:19It was a lot of fun at first.
00:21Yeah, it was.
00:23To tell you the truth,
00:25I don't know if it was 40 or 50 minutes last week,
00:28but I was more tired than I was on a 24-hour TV show.
00:32What? No way!
00:34No, I'm serious.
00:36I was able to have a good time on a 24-hour TV show,
00:39but now I'm exhausted.
00:41The moment it ended, the two of us were like,
00:43I'm so tired.
00:45I'm out of oxygen.
00:47I'm so bad at this, but I'm still doing it.
00:50Yeah.
00:51Continuing from last week,
00:53we're going to have you compete in this week's show.
00:56This time, we're going to do
00:58the OBAKA Entertainment Check!
01:01Oh!
01:02The OBAKA Check!
01:04The four OBAKA members
01:06will check their ability to adapt
01:08to the entertainment world.
01:12The first OBAKA Check is
01:13a food report competition
01:15where you can tell us how good the food is in one minute.
01:18This time, we're going to try
01:20Kinbei, which is a popular dish in Japan.
01:22Kinbei.
01:23It's a delicious bento.
01:24Are you confident in your food report?
01:26Yes.
01:27I am.
01:28Do you do that kind of work?
01:30I've done it a lot.
01:32If you're confident.
01:34Yes, I've done it.
01:35Beppu, are you confident, too?
01:37Yes, I'm doing a cooking show
01:39in my hometown.
01:41Oh, really?
01:42You're a cook, right?
01:44Yes, so I'm pretty confident.
01:46Beppu might have an advantage.
01:47What about you, Ishimoto?
01:48I've been cut twice in the past.
01:50Twice?
01:51Twice?
01:52Twice?
01:53Yes.
01:54First of all,
01:55Mashiko Atsuki, who played Haku
01:57in Sen To Chi Hiro no Kamikakushi.
02:00I played Haku.
02:01Yes, in Sen To Chi Hiro no Kamikakushi.
02:03I flew to London for about a month and a half.
02:06No, I didn't fly.
02:09I went to the United States.
02:10Oh, you went to London.
02:11You went to the United States.
02:12Wow.
02:13That's right.
02:14You sang and danced hard.
02:15You were born handsome.
02:17You didn't think you'd be in this circle, did you?
02:20Don't you think so?
02:21But now,
02:22you know,
02:23Kinbei's bento box has been delivered.
02:25At that stage,
02:26it looks delicious.
02:27It's a lie.
02:28At that stage,
02:29it looks delicious.
02:30I don't know.
02:32Look at that.
02:33It looks delicious.
02:34That's a lie.
02:35Mr. Ueda, let's stop.
02:37Let's stop being common sense with them.
02:39Let's stop.
02:40That's true.
02:41Let's stop being common sense.
02:42Then, Mashiko, please.
02:44Yes.
02:45Please look.
02:46This label.
02:47It's only one minute.
02:48The letters are very...
02:49I can't make a bento box.
02:51I don't know what to do.
02:53It looks like he drew it himself.
02:55It's very...
02:56What are you doing?
02:57No, no.
02:58It looks like a souvenir.
02:59No, no.
03:00I don't know what I know.
03:01I don't know what I know.
03:03Then,
03:04I'll eat it.
03:05Hurry up.
03:06It's only one minute.
03:07Two layers.
03:08Oh, I see.
03:09Oops.
03:10It's a two-layer composition.
03:11It looks very delicious.
03:12Don't you say it's a composition?
03:13It doesn't look delicious yet.
03:15It's a two-layer composition.
03:16It looks very delicious.
03:17Let's look inside.
03:18Why is it a two-layer composition?
03:19Ta-da!
03:20It's good that it's not broken.
03:22This is a fish dish.
03:24I see.
03:25And edamame.
03:27Macaroni salad.
03:29And an egg-like thing.
03:31It's an egg.
03:32It's not like that.
03:33It's definitely an egg.
03:34This is what my grandmother often made.
03:36It's like a yellowtail radish.
03:39There's no yellowtail in it.
03:40There's no yellowtail or radish in it.
03:42There's no yellowtail or radish in it.
03:43It's the worst.
03:45Time's up!
03:46What?
03:49That's ridiculous.
03:50He didn't eat it at all.
03:52He didn't eat it at all.
03:53You're late!
03:54Mashiko, you're late!
03:56Mashiko!
03:57It's only one minute.
03:58Why did you say it's over?
03:59Why did you say it's over?
04:01Mashiko!
04:02Eat it!
04:03That's ridiculous.
04:04One minute has passed.
04:05One minute has passed.
04:06One minute has passed.
04:07It's over.
04:08It's over.
04:09He said it's over.
04:10He said it's over.
04:12He opened it and made a mistake.
04:14It's over.
04:16Kinbe-san will be angry.
04:17He made a mistake.
04:19I didn't know.
04:21Mashiko, what was your plan?
04:24I wanted to convey the taste of salmon
04:27not only with the ingredients
04:29but also with the feelings of the person who made it.
04:32I wanted to convey the taste of salmon
04:34not only with the ingredients but also with the feelings of the person who made it.
04:37It's not short.
04:38You can say it's the last 10 seconds.
04:40I wanted to convey the taste of the lunch box.
04:4250 seconds.
04:43That's not salmon.
04:44That's mackerel.
04:45Mackerel.
04:46It's mackerel.
04:47Mackerel.
04:48I wanted to convey the taste of mackerel.
04:49If you think about the feelings of the person who made it,
04:51don't make it stand up.
04:53I think it will stand up.
04:54What would you do if it was mackerel miso soup?
04:56The inside was a little different from what I thought.
04:59I was surprised.
05:00You don't know what's in the lunch box.
05:03You can't make it stand up.
05:04You can't make it stand up.
05:05But I'm glad I made it.
05:07You're satisfied with yourself.
05:10Next is the challenge of Aopon, a model specializing in nuts from Anegal Police Station.
05:16The meaning of the phrase,
05:18which is the same meaning as falling from a monkey's mouth, is
05:19Kappa's
05:20What is it?
05:21Kappa's history.
05:23I'm dead.
05:24But
05:25I'm dead.
05:26Well, well, well.
05:27The food report of Aopon is a little good.
05:30That's right.
05:31It's fresh.
05:32I want to see you eat.
05:34We only have one minute.
05:36So, Aopon's food report starts.
05:38Yes.
05:39Well, I'll wash my hands first.
05:42I don't need an explanation.
05:44I'll wash my hands.
05:45It's time.
05:46I wonder if I'll make it in time.
05:47Can I eat this?
05:49It's chicken.
05:50It says chicken, so I'm sure there's chicken in it.
05:54Absolutely.
05:55Absolutely.
05:56Why are you lying?
05:57You said it was chicken.
05:58It's my first time eating this.
06:00It looks delicious.
06:01You haven't opened it yet.
06:02It's like eating with your girlfriend.
06:04That's right.
06:05That's right.
06:06Wow, it's fashionable.
06:08It's fashionable.
06:09It's fashionable.
06:10It's fashionable.
06:11It's fashionable.
06:12I can tell it's going to be delicious.
06:13It may be hard to eat if it's stuffed.
06:15It's stuffed.
06:16You always eat it.
06:19Well, what should I eat first?
06:22I'll eat the pickled plum first.
06:24Why?
06:25You should eat the chicken first.
06:27We only have one minute.
06:29You should eat the main dish first.
06:31I wanted to eat something sour.
06:32Go ahead.
06:33I'll eat it.
06:34You should eat the rice first.
06:35And it's not plum.
06:36It's not rice.
06:37How is it?
06:38It's over.
06:40You should comment.
06:42I ate the pickled plum.
06:44You should eat the meat and comment.
06:47What are you doing?
06:48It's delicious.
06:49It's delicious, but it's too late.
06:51It's delicious, but it's too late.
06:52You ate only rice.
06:54What?
06:55You betrayed me.
06:56It's a waste.
06:57It's a waste of personal delivery.
06:59It's a waste of personal delivery.
07:02It's a waste.
07:04I wanted to eat rice.
07:05I'm sorry.
07:06I didn't do it well this time.
07:08You haven't done it yet.
07:09You should eat it.
07:10You should eat it.
07:11You're hungry.
07:13I'm sorry.
07:15You can eat rice there.
07:17You should eat rice there.
07:18You should eat rice there.
07:21I'm hungry.
07:23Next, Shoki Ishimoto, who has eaten all the food reports twice, will challenge.
07:30Can you do it?
07:31Yes.
07:32Leave a piece of cucumber in your mouth.
07:35What does that mean?
07:37What does that mean?
07:40Leave a piece of cucumber in your mouth.
07:42You should do it well.
07:43You haven't done it yet.
07:45Let's get started.
07:47I'm going to eat a lunch box from a fish shop.
07:51I'm going to eat it now.
07:54Why do you eat it all at once?
07:56You should eat it all at once.
07:58You should eat it all at once.
08:00I'll explain the side dishes first.
08:02I don't have time.
08:05I'll explain the taste first.
08:08You should eat it with time in mind.
08:10There are many kinds of rice.
08:15What?
08:16You know what the taste of white rice is.
08:20I'll explain the main dish first.
08:23I'll explain the main dish first.
08:25What do you mean?
08:27You don't eat fish?
08:28You don't eat fish?
08:29You said you were a fish shop.
08:34Why do you try to be sexy?
08:37What was that?
08:39It was a gag.
08:41I can't do it.
08:43I can't do it.
08:44I can't do it.
08:45What's the taste?
08:47What's the taste?
08:48The end.
08:50You won.
08:52You won.
08:54He can't speak because he eats too much.
08:56It's big.
08:58You should eat it all at once.
09:02Are you still eating?
09:05I did it.
09:07I did it.
09:09You didn't do it.
09:11You did it.
09:12You should go home.
09:14Tamagoyaki is delicious.
09:15I'm glad you said that.
09:16I'm glad you said that.
09:17You shouldn't say that here.
09:20You should say it to the viewers.
09:24Tamagoyaki is really big.
09:26I couldn't bite it.
09:28It's big.
09:30It's easy to explain the taste.
09:34Why are you telling me the secret?
09:37I'm really going to eat it.
09:40You don't tell me the main thing.
09:44I'm going to tell you what it tastes like.
09:46I'm going to tell you what it tastes like.
09:48I'm going to tell you what it looks like.
09:50I'm glad you said that.
09:52I'm glad you said that.
09:54I'm a chef.
09:56I cook a lot.
09:58At the end of the show, there are many food reports.
10:02The former chef, BEPPU.
10:05BEPPU's answer.
10:07It's a dish with a lot of salt.
10:09I won't go there.
10:11I'll get sick.
10:13I thought he was a chef.
10:16Let's start BEPPU's food report.
10:19I'm BEPPU.
10:22This is a lunch box.
10:28I'll open it.
10:30It's amazing.
10:35What's amazing?
10:39The color is vivid.
10:41It's like a forest.
10:45It's amazing.
10:47I'll take off the paper.
10:50I'll eat the main dish.
10:53This is a fish.
10:55It's pink.
10:57This is good.
10:59I'll eat the bones first.
11:01What is it?
11:02It's a bone.
11:07I'll eat this bone.
11:09It's a bone.
11:13I'll eat it.
11:15Don't eat it with your hands.
11:17You are a primitive man.
11:19It's over.
11:25It's so good.
11:27I can't understand it.
11:29I'm sorry.
11:31I was confident.
11:33You four should apologize to Kinbu.
11:35It's a piece of egg and a piece of salmon.
11:37It's a piece of egg and a piece of salmon.
11:39It's a piece of egg and a piece of salmon.
11:41It's a piece of egg and a piece of salmon.
11:43I don't know how long it is.
11:45I know.
11:47You know.
11:49You should do it again.
11:51You should do it again.
11:53You should do it again.
11:55You should do it again.
11:57You should do it again.
11:59He used too much time.
12:01He used too much time.
12:03He couldn't tell the taste of the food.
12:09Will he be able to correct his mistake?
12:11Will Beppo be able to redeem himself?
12:13Will Beppo be able to redeem himself?
12:19Don't lick it.
12:21I'm sorry.
12:23Sorry.
12:27You shouldn't participate in this program.
12:29You shouldn't participate in this program.
12:31It's a bad idea.
12:33You shouldn't participate in this program.
12:35I'll leave this program.
12:37I'll leave this program.
12:39You're not supposed to eat it!
12:41You're not supposed to eat it!
12:43You're not supposed to eat it!
12:45I'll eat it.
12:47Yuki's Extra Stage
12:491 minute food review, start!
12:51I'll eat it.
12:53I'll eat it.
12:55I'll eat the salmon.
12:57I'll eat it.
12:59I'll eat it.
13:01I'll eat it.
13:03It's delicious.
13:05It's delicious.
13:07I don't know.
13:09I can feel the brotherhood of the fish.
13:11I can feel the brotherhood of the fish.
13:13It's a grilled fish.
13:15It has a delicate
13:17and high acidity.
13:19It goes very well with white rice.
13:21I'm not eating yet.
13:23I know it's delicious.
13:25I know it's delicious.
13:27I don't know what to say.
13:29It's better than the grilled fish.
13:31It's the worst!
13:33You don't have to do that!
13:35It's good!
13:37It's as good as yakiniku.
13:39Then eat yakiniku!
13:41You don't like yakiniku that much.
13:43It's the first time I've ever seen a fish that looks like yakiniku.
13:46It's amazing that I can't eat it.
13:49I think it's because of the fishermen.
13:51Time's up!
13:53Disqualified!
13:55Disqualified!
13:57It's rude.
13:58It's as good as yakiniku even though you're eating fish.
14:01I'm sorry. I wanted to say that it's delicious.
14:05Because there are people who like fish more.
14:08Not everyone likes yakiniku.
14:11You said it like yakiniku is the best.
14:13Yakiniku sounds better.
14:15Listen to me.
14:17Listen to me.
14:19It's as good as yakiniku even though you're eating fish.
14:22You can't see it.
14:24Don't make fun of me.
14:26You can't see it.
14:28Don't make fun of me.
14:31It's as good as yakiniku...
14:33Don't make fun of me!
14:36I'm not making fun of you.
14:38I'm Kozaka.
14:42Ishimoto, do you want to try again?
14:45I want to get the result here.
14:47You want to get the result.
14:49The result.
14:51Here.
14:53It's like the Olympics for him.
14:56I want to get the result here.
14:58I want to get the result here.
15:04Ishimoto couldn't get the result.
15:12Will he be able to get the result?
15:15Ishimoto will get the result.
15:19He's doing his best.
15:21He's going to get the result.
15:23Go, go, go.
15:25Is this the plan?
15:27He's doing his best.
15:29He's doing his best.
15:31Ishimoto's extra stage.
15:33Let's eat!
15:34Let's eat!
15:36He's fast.
15:37Today, I'm going to eat Kinbe.
15:41I'm going to show you what's inside.
15:44It's colorful.
15:47Look.
15:49Pickles and...
15:51This is the main dish.
15:55It has a lot of smells.
15:58It's a traditional dish.
16:01It's a traditional dish.
16:03Look at the fish roe.
16:05It has a lot of bones.
16:08It has a lot of bones.
16:11It has a lot of bones.
16:13I can imagine how it tastes like in Japan.
16:16I can imagine how it tastes like in Japan.
16:18He's trying to be sexy.
16:22I can feel the creaminess of ginger.
16:25The creaminess of ginger?
16:27The creaminess of ginger?
16:29Why are you trying to be sexy?
16:33It has a lot of fish roe.
16:35Time's up!
16:37You can tell just by looking at it.
16:40It has a lot of fish roe.
16:42You can tell just by looking at it.
16:44It has a lot of fish roe.
16:48I'm tired.
16:51I can't do this.
16:53Thank you for your cooperation, Kinrei.
17:00Next, we'll have a debate.
17:04We'll have a three-minute debate.
17:08It's important to express your opinion.
17:12You can't lose to the other three.
17:14You can't lose to the other three.
17:18The commentators are excited.
17:23You want to do that kind of work, right?
17:25Yes, I want to do it.
17:27You want to do it?
17:32You want to be a commentator?
17:34Yes, I want to be popular.
17:36You want to be popular?
17:38Why do you want to be popular?
17:40Do you want to be popular?
17:44I want to be popular.
17:46The topic of this debate is...
17:48Who is the most popular person in Japan now?
17:54Who is the most popular person in Japan now?
17:57You can debate about that.
18:00You can have an opinion.
18:02Let's start the three-minute debate.
18:07Please.
18:10You can't start like that.
18:12Me?
18:13The most popular person is Ueta Aya.
18:17Why?
18:19I'm Nagasawa Masami.
18:21I don't know.
18:23Tamaki Kouji.
18:25Tamaki Kouji?
18:27Tamaki Kouji is the most popular person.
18:31Aoi Matsumoto Jun.
18:33Aoi Jun?
18:35Matsumoto Jun.
18:37Matsumoto Jun.
18:39Matsumoto Jun.
18:41When I saw Nagasawa Masami in a movie,
18:45he was really cute.
18:47He is popular, right?
18:49He is popular.
18:51Who is he?
18:53Nagasawa Masami.
18:55You guys are at Starbucks.
18:57Nagasawa Masami is tall and has a good figure.
19:01But Tamaki Kouji's singing voice is so good that you can get pregnant.
19:06I've heard that before.
19:08He is popular.
19:10Me?
19:11You are popular.
19:12Me?
19:13You are popular.
19:14I'm conscious of Tamaki Kouji.
19:16Are you conscious of Tamaki Kouji?
19:18I'm excited about him.
19:20I'm not conscious of Ueta Aya.
19:22I'm not either.
19:24I'll delete you.
19:26But Matsumoto Jun is called MJ.
19:31Michael Jackson is also called MJ.
19:34Michael Jackson is also called MJ.
19:37Michael Jackson is also called MJ.
19:39You are wrong.
19:41You said Japan.
19:43No, no.
19:45He is the coolest in the world.
19:47Then I'm DeCaprio.
19:49Why?
19:50If you look at the world.
19:51No, Japan.
19:52If you look at Japan.
19:54Who?
19:56Ueta Aya.
19:58I'm Nagasawa Masami.
20:00Nagasawa Masami.
20:02I forgot.
20:04Tamaki Kouji.
20:06Time loop.
20:08Three minutes have passed.
20:10Who do you want to date the most?
20:12Let's say it at the same time.
20:14Why do we have to say it at the same time?
20:17It's not the same.
20:19Why do we have to say it at the same time?
20:21Let's say the name we just said at the same time.
20:25Nagasawa Masami.
20:27Me?
20:29Why me?
20:31Nagasawa Masami.
20:33Nagasawa Masami is beautiful.
20:36Nagasawa Masami.
20:38It's a conversation, right?
20:42Let's debate.
20:44Let's say the name of the world.
20:46The name of the world.
20:48That's a different theme.
20:50It's hard to understand in Japan.
20:52The name of the world is hard.
20:54Let's say it together.
20:56Ueta Aya.
20:58Time's up.
21:00Time's up.
21:03Why did you confirm it at the end?
21:06Who did you say?
21:08It's not time's up.
21:10It's a debate.
21:12What is a debate?
21:16It's Ueta Aya in Japan.
21:18It's Ueta Aya in the world.
21:21Why is it a debate?
21:25Is there a debate in time's up?
21:28What was that?
21:30It's a debate.
21:32If I were Ueta Aya,
21:34I would have said
21:36it's Matsumoto Jun.
21:38You have to try to convince
21:40other people
21:42with your opinion.
21:44You have to convince them.
21:46You can't just say,
21:48I know, I know.
21:50I know.
21:52It was great.
21:54I laughed a lot.
21:56You are like twin brothers.
22:00Can you do it on YouTube?
22:02I will watch it.
22:04I will watch it.
22:06I will watch it.
22:08I will watch it.
22:10So,
22:12we have done
22:14the debate.
22:16Who was the best
22:18in total?
22:20Okay.
22:22Finally,
22:24the top judges
22:26make their choice.
22:28Yes!
22:30The official X program has been made.
22:32What is this?
22:34You can watch the replay
22:36and many more great scenes
22:38after the recording.
22:41Please check it out!
22:43What?
22:45What?
22:47Free Streaming
22:49Search Tver, Avema, Hakonohoso
22:51on Terasa.
22:53The strongest finalist, Chijouha, has made his wish come true, so let's decide here.
22:58Yes, please.
23:00Doro!
23:05That's right.
23:06I bet on it.
23:07In this case, the word Doro also means mud.
23:10Doro!
23:11It's not Ah, it's not that kind of meaning.
23:14Next time, the position of Airi Shimizu is targeted.
23:17The 8th place is already open!
23:21Ah!
23:22How is it, Ben-kun?
23:24It's soft.
23:26Look forward to it!
23:28It's better than the four of us and Airi-chan.
23:31It's too obvious.