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00:00Last night, Chiefs beat the Saints 26-13 on Monday Night Football.
00:07Chiefs are now 5-0. They're the greatest team ever.
00:10I mean, some nights they don't even look that great offensively,
00:14and they still win by 10-plus points.
00:16Last night, how about Xavier Worthy again getting in the end zone?
00:20This time a rushing touchdown, Scottie.
00:22Chiefs radio 96-3 in Kansas City.
00:25Carson Steele is the running back.
00:27Chiefs in a power pistol look here.
00:29They will shift to Kelsey. Kelsey's in a wildcat position.
00:33They're going to give it off to Worthy.
00:35On the right side, Worthy sneaks into the end zone.
00:38Touchdown, Kansas City, on an RPO handoff from Travis Kelsey.
00:44And lowering that shoulder and ducking under the defender,
00:48and the Chiefs go up 22-13.
00:51All right, I hate to go back, but I have to say this.
00:54I just saw the NHL pregame show for this game with the Blues,
00:58and they're actually talking about Philip Broberg.
01:01If anyone on the face of the earth knows who the F that is,
01:05I'll buy you dinner anywhere you want.
01:08They're talking about Philip Broberg.
01:10That is the excitement of this pregame show.
01:13They're talking about some guy that used to play on the Oilers,
01:16or that, you know, no one's ever heard of Philip Broberg.
01:19Who is Philip Broberg?
01:22You might as well have Nate Hackett playing on the Blues.
01:25At least people would know who it is.
01:27They're actually talking about players that no one's ever heard of.
01:31Is that – there's something wrong with that.
01:34There really is.
01:35Like, this might as well be a Chick game.
01:37It might as well – I'd rather watch Chicks play hockey,
01:40and I mean it, than this Blues team or the Smoke Kraken.
01:44Now, as far as the Chiefs, there's one thing that stood out to me,
01:48is that it is beyond me.
01:50Someone explain this to me.
01:52Honestly, I need a drink.
01:55This guy Smith Schuster went to New England
01:57and evaporated from the face of the earth.
01:59He literally became nonexistent.
02:01He was the – literally the mocking of him last year
02:05that he was the worst receiver in the NFL.
02:07And then he goes back to Kansas City.
02:09They pick him up, and the guy's catching like 15 passes.
02:13He's running all over the field.
02:15He's one side to the next, running down the sideline,
02:19down the middle with the ball.
02:21And then how about Hunt?
02:22He was there like years ago.
02:24And what does he do?
02:25A buck two.
02:27And then Kelsey.
02:28He brings back the rock star with him.
02:30She's in the crowd.
02:31He has nine catches.
02:33Like, it is beyond me how all these guys that don't matter,
02:38when they play for this team, they matter again.
02:40Like, Smith Schuster's career was over.
02:43Literally no one wanted him.
02:45The Chiefs bring him back, and he's their top receiver.
02:48It just makes you so mad if you're not a fan of theirs.
02:52Like, if you're not a Chief fan, it gets you so annoyed.
02:56Remember my aunt and uncle.
02:57My uncle played in Missouri.
02:58And, you know, the woman is like in her mid-80s, whatever.
03:03She's rubbing it in my face last night, giving me the business.
03:07She's like, you enjoying the Royals game?
03:09What about the Chiefs?
03:11I know how much you like them.
03:12I'm having dinner right now.
03:14I'm having a blast.
03:15What a night in Kansas City.
03:17And she sent me a picture of her celebrating
03:19and gave me the business.
03:20Some 85-year-old woman, my aunt, giving me the business.
03:24And then remember I told you I gave my buddy the Philly stand
03:26of business?
03:27He hasn't talked to me since.
03:28I got some woman giving me the business.
03:30I gave it back to her.
03:31I go, you old hag.