It's Showtime: Magbalik-tanaw sa NAKARAAN kasama si ‘Jose Rizal’ ng Cavite! (Kalokalike)

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00:00Let's face check contestant number 2.
00:30Ladies and gentlemen, do you still remember me?
00:40I am here today to give a lesson to the youth of the country.
00:48Howdy people!
00:51I am Ferdinand Cabalhin, the Gato Serizal of Silang, Cavite.
01:01My son, my parents, my brothers and sisters,
01:08In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit,
01:16I thank you for giving me a chance to leave this life,
01:20which is always full of joy and happiness.
01:24We bid you farewell,
01:26My happiness is like an alien land.
01:33Farewell to you, my loved ones.
01:38Death is beautiful.
01:41It is quiet.
01:57Madla people, contestant number 249,
02:01please welcome Jose Rizal of Cavite.
02:04Pepe!
02:06Good afternoon to you.
02:08Hi Pepe!
02:10This is your friend.
02:12Yes, we are friends.
02:14Hi Pepe, how are you? It's been a long time, right?
02:16Yes, senorita.
02:18No habla espanol, un poquito na mas.
02:21Yes, but did you know that Jose Rizal is a polyglot?
02:25It means that he can speak almost 22 languages.
02:30He's so smart.
02:31Like what?
02:32Like what? Aside from Spanish.
02:34Korean.
02:35Korean, do you know?
02:36No.
02:37What?
02:39Chang, it's fake news.
02:41It's fake news?
02:42It's fake news, Chang.
02:43What other languages do you know?
02:46Aside from Spanish.
02:47Aside from Spanish.
02:49Latin.
02:50Latin.
02:51Okay.
02:52Sample.
02:53Sample.
02:54Latin.
02:55He forgot.
02:57Jose Rizal is getting nervous.
02:59It's been a long time.
03:01Chang, you said 20.
03:0322.
03:0422?
03:05Yes.
03:06Spanish, Latin, Korea.
03:09Spanish, Korea, Latin, he didn't say.
03:13Is this what he's going to say?
03:14Tagalog.
03:15Yes, Tagalog.
03:16The 20 is Tagalog.
03:18English.
03:21That's what he said.
03:22He's Japanese.
03:23He's Korean.
03:24He's Japanese.
03:26How are you?
03:28I'm okay.
03:30Do you remember when we went on a date?
03:32There.
03:33Where did you go?
03:34Chang.
03:35Chang is amazing.
03:36We went to Intramuros.
03:37We met there.
03:38Maybe you went to Luneta Park.
03:40That's where you went on a date.
03:41Yes, near Calabao.
03:43Did you forget?
03:44He's amazing.
03:46How do you feel now that you're here?
03:49I'm excited that I'm here as part of the history of the Philippines.
03:58You're nervous, right?
04:00A little.
04:01A little.
04:02You probably still remember your names.
04:05There.
04:06What are your names?
04:07Dolimitangire.
04:08Dolimitangire and El Pilibusterino.
04:11That's right.
04:12That's right.
04:13What is your real name, Jose Rizal?
04:16My name is Jose Protasio Rizal Mercado y Alonso Rialondo.
04:24Rialondo.
04:25That's great.
04:26When were you born?
04:29I was born on June 19, 1861.
04:35That's great.
04:37Do you remember that your mother operated on you?
04:39Yes.
04:40Do you remember that?
04:41Your mother's left eye.
04:43I was the one who operated on my mother.
04:46That's why I pursued medicine.
04:49That's right.
04:50Because you're a doctor.
04:51That's right.
04:52Because you're a doctor.
04:53Who was your partner back then?
04:56Mestiza?
04:57The one she replaced me with.
04:59He's still jealous.
05:01He's still jealous.
05:02Who was that?
05:03Josephine Brackett.
05:05That's right.
05:06She replaced me with her.
05:07Correct.
05:08She's amazing.
05:09Why weren't you with her today?
05:11Yes.
05:12Who is she?
05:13She's busy.
05:14Busy.
05:15Josephine Brackett is busy.
05:17See?
05:18I have time for you and you're not paying attention.
05:21But what do you feel?
05:23Because of the Gen Z and the Millennials,
05:26you don't remember anymore.
05:29And you don't know anyone anymore.
05:31What do you feel?
05:33I feel sad because
05:35most of the youth today
05:38don't know who the national hero of the Philippines is.
05:42So you should really remember.
05:45What can you do to remember and not forget?
05:49Make a TikTok.
05:54I will open the minds and hearts of every youth
05:59to bring back the history of the Philippines.
06:02That's right.
06:03But who are your fellow heroes that you see today?
06:07Who?
06:08Like Bayani and Agbayani.
06:10No!
06:12Who?
06:14Andres Bonifacio.
06:16Is he here today?
06:19Do you feel him?
06:21I feel him.
06:23Maybe he'll join us.
06:26That's scary.
06:28Besides him, who else?
06:30Don't say anything.
06:32Who else do you see?
06:34Who else?
06:35Emilio Aguinaldo.
06:37Emilio Aguinaldo?
06:38Where is he sitting right now?
06:41Do you also see General Luna?
06:45There he is, General Luna.
06:47Where?
06:48He's wearing an umbrella.
06:51That's Dambu.
06:53That's different.
06:54You mentioned someone there,
06:57someone you don't know.
07:01Someone I don't know.
07:03The one who doesn't know how to swim
07:05is...
07:06is more...
07:09in...
07:10can't reach...
07:15The one who doesn't know how to swim
07:17is not able to reach.
07:19Where?
07:20The one who doesn't know how to swim
07:22is more like a fish that can't swim.
07:27There!
07:29I feel dizzy.
07:32It's like a remix.
07:33It's a collab.
07:36The one who doesn't know how to love
07:38in their own language
07:40is more like a fish that can't swim.
07:45I'm watching my daughter, Atina,
07:47so she'll know.
07:48She's Tagalog.
07:49That's right.
07:51She's a bit confused.
07:53Thank you, Gladys.
07:55Gladys taught me.
07:57Don't imitate me.
07:58Am I imitating you?
07:59Are you joking?
08:00But you remembered it.
08:02Do you want to repeat it?
08:04Okay.
08:05The one who doesn't...
08:07The one who doesn't love in their own language
08:10is more like a...
08:12What?
08:13Where?
08:14It's like he hesitated at the end.
08:16It's like he's still in doubt.
08:17He's angry.
08:18He's angry.
08:19He just forgot.
08:20He's a superhero.
08:22He's nervous.
08:23No, it's like us too, Bob.
08:24Superhero.
08:26He forgot.
08:27Excuse me.
08:28Excuse me.
08:29Excuse me.
08:30The one who doesn't love in their own language
08:35is more like a smelly fish.
08:41Or smelly.
08:44Other than that,
08:45do you remember anything else?
08:48What I always think of for youth,
08:52I always say,
08:54youth is the hope of the people.
08:57That's right.
08:59What can you say?
09:00Before,
09:01your face on the bill was so big.
09:03Now, it's so small.
09:05The bill has shrunk.
09:08What can you say, sir?
09:10What can you say?
09:12On the bill.
09:15On the bill.
09:18You're small.
09:19Before, there were two bills.
09:21Paper.
09:22Right?
09:25You're small on the bill.
09:28I want to be seen on the bill more.
09:31Yes.
09:33So that at least,
09:34the youth can see
09:36that their countrymen are there.
09:40That's right.
09:41Let's just repeat it
09:42so that it's clearer.
09:45The one who doesn't love
09:47in their own language
09:49is more like a smelly fish.
09:58Don't forget that, sir.
10:01Yes.
10:02She's just nervous.
10:04Do you know why?
10:05Because you saw it.
10:06They're having a reunion today.
10:08We're not continuing that.
10:10Why did you choose me?
10:11Did you get hurt, Chang?
10:13I got hurt,
10:14but she didn't choose me.
10:15But who pursued you
10:17in court at that time?
10:18It was really Emilio.
10:19It was really him?
10:22Garcia?
10:23No.
10:24Sorry, sorry.
10:25Sir, what can you say?
10:26What can you say?
10:27Because in Luneta,
10:28there's a condo there.
10:30Yes, behind you.
10:31What can you say about that?
10:33I feel sad
10:34that there's a building there
10:38in Luneta
10:39that ruins the sight
10:41of my countrymen.
10:45But sir,
10:46what can you say
10:47to the youth
10:48that the small bill
10:49is being put in their ears?
10:52Even back then,
10:53it was small.
10:54Because it used to be big.
10:55Now, it's too big.
10:56It's too big.
10:57What can you say about that?
11:00Don't put the small bill
11:01in your ears anymore.
11:03Aside from that,
11:04what are your last messages
11:06to our youth
11:09that are watching right now?
11:11To all the youth,
11:13open your hearts
11:15and minds.
11:16Let the history
11:17of the Philippines
11:18come back.
11:19That's it.
11:21Amen.
11:23Thank you very much.
11:24But we really want
11:25to thank our countrymen
11:27because they really
11:29fought for our country.
11:31They fought for us
11:32and did a lot for us.
11:33Yes.
11:34Gato Serizal,
11:35we salute you.
11:36Long live.
11:37Long live.
11:38Okay, let's give a round of applause
11:39to our Madlang People.
11:40Ferdinand Cavalhin,
11:41Amos Serizal,
11:42and Kavide.
11:43Our Madlang People
11:44agree with
11:45contestant number 2,
11:46Jackie and Sean.
11:48Go.
11:49Thank you, Chang Ami.
11:50Let's get to know
11:51the Madlang People.
11:54Madlang People,
11:55Kaloka or Kalokalike?
11:59Raise your hands.
12:01There's a lot of Kaloka.
12:03Wow.
12:04The Madlang People
12:05are getting red.
12:07Let's find someone
12:08we can talk to.
12:09But some of them
12:10have Kalokalike.
12:11We're up here.
12:12I feel like we can...
12:13Leave the Hatol.
12:15Wow.
12:16Raise your hands.
12:17Raise your hands.
12:19We're here with Kuya.
12:20Kuya looks so happy.
12:22We're here, Kuya.
12:23He's different.
12:24He doesn't follow the majority.
12:26Kuya, come here.
12:27We need to talk to you.
12:28Get down, Kuya.
12:29You're too tall.
12:30Kuya, what's your name?
12:32I'm Ketch Justin Canopin.
12:34Ketch.
12:35Ketch Justin Canopin.
12:37Just say Justin.
12:38Justin.
12:39I saw you.
12:40Where are you from?
12:41I'm from Cebu.
12:43That's far.
12:44Shoutout to all Cebuans.
12:47Shoutout to all Cebuans.
12:49Wow.
12:50I saw you.
12:52I saw your Hatol is Kalokalike.
12:55Why?
12:56Based on the appearance,
12:58maybe it's just the shape.
13:00Okay-tol.
13:01Okay-tol.
13:02Yes.
13:03So it's really Jose Jose Rizal.
13:05And the movement is for the ancient.
13:08Ancient.
13:09Wow.
13:10Your words are so cute, Kuya.
13:13What are the ancients?
13:15It's for the past.
13:17Ah.
13:18It's beautiful.
13:19For the past.
13:21Yes.
13:22Yes.
13:23That's right.
13:24His face is really cute.
13:26Even the way he talks.
13:27Yes.
13:28It's possible.
13:29It's possible.
13:30Is it you, Kuya?
13:31If you have Kalokalike,
13:32who is it?
13:33We're a bit shy here.
13:35But we can say it's Zian Lim
13:37who has Kulangon.
13:38Wow.
13:39Zian.
13:40Zian Lim.
13:41Zian Lim.
13:42Zian.
13:43What do you think?
13:44Just Zian Lim.
13:45There's no other description.
13:47Zian Lim.
13:48Why?
13:49Okay.
13:50Please excuse us.
13:51Yes.
13:52Please excuse us.
13:53Please excuse us.
13:54Please excuse us.
13:55I'm the one here.
13:56Yes.
13:57Why Zian Lim?
13:58Where is he?
13:59Where is he?
14:00Where is he?
14:01Oh.
14:02Where?
14:03Maybe I left my glasses.
14:04You left your glasses.
14:05When he wears glasses,
14:06he looks like Zian Lim.
14:07Yes.
14:08It's possible.
14:09Does Zian Lim have a talent?
14:11Maybe.
14:12What?
14:13Nothing.
14:14It's okay.
14:15It's okay.
14:17It's okay.
14:18No.
14:19Maybe he likes it.
14:20Maybe he likes it.
14:21What do you want to sample?
14:23Let's just sing.
14:24Okay.
14:25Let's sing.
14:26Okay.
14:27One, two, three.
14:28Go.
14:29Turn me loose.
14:30Turn me loose.
14:31Let me fly to this land.
14:36Oh, yeah.
14:38Over green fields.
14:40Oh, yes.
14:41Trees and mountains.
14:44Flowers.
14:46It's cold.
14:47And Faris fountains.
14:49Wow.
14:50Thank you so much.
14:51Thank you so much, Kuya Justin.
14:54Thank you so much.
14:55Back to you, guys.
14:57Thank you, Zian Lim.
14:59Zian.
15:00Zian.
15:01Zian.
15:02Zian Lim.
15:03Zian Lim.
15:04Yes.
15:05Of course.
15:06And now, let's listen to their comments.
15:09Jurado Jugs and Terry.
15:11What's up, mad love people?
15:16For our hero,
15:19you're a hero for joining us.
15:21And you're very brave for joining us here at Kaloka Like.
15:24But Jugi and I are not that brave to face the comments
15:28and bash the mad love people
15:30that we can get from our comments for you.
15:33But we will use this opportunity
15:36to do a trivia.
15:38We call Dr. Jose Rizal,
15:41Gat Jose Rizal.
15:43Do you know what Gat means?
15:45What does Gat mean, Jugi?
15:47Gat is short.
15:49Gat Dula.
15:50It means honorable.
15:52That's what Gat Jose Rizal means.
15:55Because we don't know what Gat means.
15:57Correct.
15:58I thought it was...
15:59What?
16:00I thought it was MC.
16:02Huh?
16:03Gat.
16:04But it's Gout.
16:05Gout?
16:06That's different.
16:07That's different.
16:09Thank you very much, Dr. Jose Rizal, Gat Jose Rizal
16:12for inspiring the Filipino people.
16:14Thank you so much.
16:15Thank you so much.
16:16I love you.
16:18Thank you very much, Jurado Jugs and Teddy.
16:20Jurado, you can give your hat off
16:22to Ferdinand Capalino, Jose Rizal, and Kalvite.

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