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Aired (September 16, 2024): Kung kagwapuhan lang din pala ang usapan, umatras na kayo dahil narito na si ‘Long Mejia’ ng Rizal! #GMANetwork

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00:00Let's get to know him better, show us your fans, contestant number 3!
00:30Let's get to know him better, show us your fans, contestant number 3!
01:00This is Ernesto Rejero, the lookalike of Long Miya, auntie Rizal's daughter.
01:11Can you see what I'm holding?
01:14One five-peso coin.
01:16This lady is coughing.
01:18Don't cough, and you can breathe.
01:21I'll make her spit it out without a lid.
01:24Ready?
01:26One, two, three.
01:30Don't move!
01:33Don't move!
01:37Did you see that?
01:43This is Ernesto Rejero, the lookalike of Long Miya, auntie Rizal's daughter.
01:47Long, how are you?
01:49I'm fine.
01:50I was in the movie with Mr. Suave.
01:52I hope you didn't split up.
01:54We'll keep our distance.
01:56Long, how are you?
01:58I'm fine.
01:59Where are you going now?
02:01I'm going to the fishpond.
02:03I bought a fishpond.
02:05Are you going to the fishpond now?
02:07No, actually, I'm just going there for fun.
02:10Is the fishpond peaceful?
02:12Yes, it's peaceful.
02:18Why?
02:20What does that mean?
02:22The fishpond is peaceful.
02:24There are crosses there.
02:26Fishpond?
02:27Fishpond?
02:29Peace.
02:31What else is there to eat?
02:33Let him go to the fishpond.
02:35He'll come back.
02:38He's just passing by.
02:40If you love him, let him go.
02:42If he wants to go to the fishpond, let him go.
02:44He'll come back.
02:46He's back.
02:48Do you know what he said?
02:50Peace, ma'am.
02:52He's caught.
02:55Are you in a movie now, Long?
02:58Actually, I'm with Coco Martin now.
03:02Really? What movie?
03:04No, it's not a movie.
03:06They have a project with Coco Martin.
03:08We're together.
03:10Sometimes, I'm with Reggie.
03:12Teddy?
03:14Bing, bing, bing, bing.
03:16Bing, bing, bing, bing.
03:18Reggie is always with you.
03:19Reggie is always with you.
03:21You're so close to Reggie.
03:23My ears are ringing, but I can still hear it.
03:26It's like EDAD.
03:29No, it's in his gluteus.
03:31It's in his gluteus.
03:33It's reaching.
03:35What are you busy with right now?
03:37Other than brushing your teeth?
03:40No.
03:42He doesn't brush his teeth.
03:44Because one day, I saw him brushing his teeth.
03:46I asked him, what are you doing?
03:48He doesn't have anything to do.
03:50That's why his girlfriend wants to start a business.
03:53Hold on.
03:55Long, your Bluetooth is going down.
03:57I charged it first.
03:59Oh, you didn't charge it.
04:01Do you have a love life right now, Long?
04:03Love life?
04:05I'm looking for one because there are too many.
04:08Oh, you're really looking for one?
04:09How about Rupa May?
04:11How about Rupa May?
04:13She will make you feel like you're falling for her.
04:16And she has something special in her heart about you.
04:19Can you give her a chance?
04:21How about Rupa May?
04:23About her?
04:25I'm thinking about it.
04:27Because?
04:29Because she's too beautiful.
04:31Why? Do you look down on yourself?
04:34Aren't you beautiful?
04:36What do you look for in beauty?
04:37I look for...
04:43He's reflecting.
04:45He's reflecting.
04:47He's reflecting because he's looking for something.
04:49He's just guessing.
04:51He's just guessing.
04:53He's just guessing.
04:55Oh, yeah.
04:57He's bringing up the dressing room.
05:00He's just guessing.
05:02He's waiting for the GZ.
05:04John, did I hear it right?
05:05We've known each other for 15 years.
05:10We've known each other for 15 years.
05:12Wait for the GZ later.
05:14How are you?
05:16Bret, did I hear it right?
05:18Bret, did I hear it right?
05:20Is it really me?
05:22Yes!
05:30I love this.
05:32Yes.
05:34Who's the top 3 most handsome in Showbiz?
05:40Top 3.
05:42But you should be included in the top 3.
05:44We want to know how many of you are in the top 3.
05:46Bong, Jong, Long.
05:48Bong, Jong, Long.
05:50Bong, Jong, Long.
05:52Don't lie.
05:54He's serious.
06:00Bong, Jong, Long.
06:01He's serious.
06:03He's really serious.
06:05Bong, Jong, Long.
06:07Are you happy with that?
06:09Of course.
06:11Bong, Jong, Long.
06:13Are you happy with that?
06:15Are you the second?
06:17Yes.
06:19But you're close to him.
06:21It's okay.
06:23He's handsome.
06:25He's handsome.
06:27He's handsome.
06:29He's even facing his teeth.
06:31Don't do that.
06:33He's facing his teeth.
06:35There are a lot of people who are in love with him.
06:37He's colorful.
06:39He hasn't spoken yet, but he already likes him.
06:41What if he has a punchline?
06:43What's your best asset?
06:45My best asset?
06:47Liability.
06:49Of course, asset.
06:51What's your best asset?
06:53Smile.
06:55Inner smile.
06:57This is the smile that will bring you home.
07:01This will bring you home.
07:03This is the smile that will bring you home.
07:05This will bring you home.
07:07What if he's in the shower, but he's smiling gently.
07:10You will not give him the smile.
07:12You have to wait for him to get excited.
07:16You won't give him a whole smile.
07:18You have to give him a whole smile.
07:20You have to die waiting for his smile.
07:23Like this.
07:25While the Madlan people are smiling.
07:27While they are smiling.
07:28That's it, right?
07:30That's it, that's it.
07:32But you have to beat them, okay?
07:34Later, later.
07:36Later, you might throw up.
07:38You might throw up.
07:40That's it, that's it.
07:42But slowly, you won't give it all, okay?
07:44Okay, wait.
07:46Wait for our signal, okay?
07:48Okay, okay.
07:50There, there.
07:52Five.
07:54Six.
07:56You'll start with one.
07:58Ah, one first?
08:00Wait for it.
08:02One first?
08:04Yes, just one.
08:06His teeth are so cool, right?
08:08It's like a government fund.
08:10There are a lot of missing teeth.
08:14It's like a government fund.
08:16There are a lot of missing teeth.
08:18Can you explain where they are?
08:20Five, four, three, two, one.
08:26The teeth are small.
08:28Don't give it all.
08:30Just a little.
08:32Give it a little.
08:34Give it a little.
08:36Just a little.
08:38But he won't get it all.
08:40Just a little.
08:42Give it a little.
08:44There, there.
08:46Come closer.
08:48Add a little.
08:50Give it a little.
08:52Give it a little.
08:54Give it a little.
08:56Give it a little.
08:58Give it a little.
09:02There.
09:04He's so happy.
09:06Imagine, while you're doing that,
09:08there are a lot of people eating.
09:10But you're slowly letting go of your spoon and fork.
09:12Why?
09:14Why are you letting it go?
09:16So you can stick it in.
09:18It's like a pig.
09:20It's your fault.
09:22He's so cute.
09:24He's so cute.
09:26He's so handsome.
09:28What you were doing earlier,
09:30when you were getting closer to the TV,
09:32Lassie fell in love with you.
09:34That's it.
09:36That's it.
09:38It's over.
09:40We've been fooled by the darkness.
09:42Lassie is so beautiful.
09:44Lassie is so beautiful.
09:46How?
09:48How?
09:50Lassie is so beautiful, right?
09:52Of course.
09:54Lassie is beautiful.
09:56Do you eat pudding?
09:58Pudding?
10:00No, because that's what makes her happy.
10:02Pudding is her favorite.
10:04What are you thinking?
10:06It's like bread, right?
10:08But it's delicious.
10:10Long?
10:12Lassie?
10:14Longcy?
10:16Long and Lassie.
10:18Long.
10:20Long.
10:22Long.
10:24Long.
10:26Long.
10:28Long.
10:30Long.
10:32Long.
10:34Long.
10:36If Lassie makes you feel love,
10:38what would you say to her?
10:40You even got a highlighter.
10:42Of course.
10:44Of course.
10:46I was looking for a highlighter.
10:48Emma is really different.
10:50Okay, Go. What would you say to her?
10:52Lassie?
10:58Give me money.
11:00Give me money.
11:02Wow.
11:04Your boyfriend is like this.
11:08Okay, but thank you so much.
11:10You made us so happy.
11:12We're so happy that you're here with us.
11:14Thank you very much.
11:16Thank you, Long.
11:18We already know who the winner is.
11:20From contestant number 3, Ryan and Lyle.
11:22Thank you very much, Long.
11:24Let's ask the people.
11:26Are you crazy?
11:28Or are you crazy?
11:30Wow.
11:32They're mixed, baby boy.
11:34Are you crazy?
11:36Yes.
11:38They don't believe it.
11:40There.
11:42Let's sit here.
11:44Hi.
11:46Hello.
11:48What's your name?
11:50I'm Alex.
11:52Where are you from?
11:54I'm from Samar.
11:58Your eyes are so solid.
12:00Your eyes are so solid.
12:04What kind of eyes?
12:06Bottom and long.
12:08When I saw him, I was like this.
12:10But when I saw him here,
12:12it was like he was in the picture.
12:14Just in the picture?
12:16In the picture.
12:18Even in person.
12:20But did you see him in person?
12:22Long is far away,
12:24but he's like this in the picture.
12:26You're far away like this?
12:28Yes, like this.
12:30At least you saw him.
12:32Who's your look-a-like?
12:34My look-a-like is called Kuya Lassie.
12:36Kuya Lassie?
12:38Yes.
12:40But my look-a-like is CMC.
12:42Oh, CMC.
12:44MC Lassie.
12:46He's our legendary duo.
12:48Two in one.
12:50Legendary duo.
12:56Back to you, guys.
12:58Thank you, boys.
13:00If you don't win as Long,
13:02we'll go to Miranda.
13:04Yes.
13:06Don't even think about it.
13:08Let's not wait for our 999.
13:10We want to know
13:12what Long has to say.
13:14We can't wait.
13:16Comment.
13:18What's up, mother people?
13:20Thank you so much, Ann.
13:22We support you, Ann.
13:24We love you, Ann.
13:26I don't know who my teammates are.
13:28I love you.
13:30We'll see you tomorrow at Sikihor.
13:32We'll see you at Rocksteady
13:34on the 18th, Wednesday.
13:36We'll be at the Penafranca Festival in Maynaga.
13:38Long,
13:40did you know
13:42that you'll be a backup dancer?
13:44Of course.
13:46That's what we want.
13:48I don't know why,
13:50but I remember Daomingz.
13:52He defended you.
13:54Yes.
13:56It's okay.
13:58If they don't believe me,
14:00I believe in myself.
14:02Just answer them.
14:04What she said is right.
14:06She's a cheater.
14:08Especially when she sings
14:10Hoi Hoi Hoi.
14:12Good luck to you.
14:16You can be Daomingz too.
14:18Hoi!
14:20Thank you so much,
14:22Horados, Jugs, and Teddy.
14:24Horados, you can give
14:26a big round of applause
14:28for Ernesto Reguero,
14:30Long Mejia of Taytay Rizal.

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