Gulzar Hussain Best Funny Scene_s Collection 2019__Ehd-e-Wafa All Best Funny Scene_s(360P)
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00:00For God's sake, no moustache, no moustache, no moustache, for God's sake, no moustache.
00:07It was nice meeting you.
00:08Brother, I was shocked to meet you.
00:11You are the first person in the last 8 hours who is talking so comfortably.
00:17Otherwise, whatever he has got, he has destroyed it.
00:20It's like I have stolen his money and sold it.
00:27Who did this?
00:30I didn't do it, sir. The chair did it, sir.
00:33English. Only English.
00:37Sir, chair did this to you, sir.
00:42Shut up.
00:50He has gone. Look ahead.
00:53Vishal, I have a doubt.
00:56What?
00:57Either we are in the enemy's territory or the enemy has taken over our territory.
01:01And the British army doesn't do this to us.
01:03Confused?
01:04No, brother.
01:05Destruction.
01:06This is called destruction.
01:08Let me tell you one thing.
01:09As long as I was standing with Amma Baba under the wall of PMA,
01:14this army was respecting me so much, so much, as if I was their master.
01:19That's it.
01:20It was too late for Amma Baba to leave.
01:22They did that to me.
01:24What do you think?
01:27What do you think?
01:32He has gone.
01:33Shut up, man.
01:36He has gone.
01:38One more will come.
01:40He has gone.
01:42I mean, all day long, they make me write on papers,
01:45make me sign on papers,
01:47and make English people go crazy.
01:48They don't leave a single hair on their head.
01:51I mean, people in our village do better hijab than this.
01:55They don't even follow the protocol given by Khotas.
01:58This is destruction.
02:00My name is Gulzar Hussain.
02:03I am from Bastimalook, Tehsil, Tausa Sharif, Zilla Dera.
02:08I mean, District DG Khan.
02:12My father is Niaz Hussain.
02:15He is a...
02:18Who the hell was singing?
02:19Me, sir.
02:21Quiet.
02:22Are you son of Tansen?
02:23No, sir.
02:25I am son of Niaz Hussain.
02:27I was not singing, sir.
02:29I was just praying
02:30that Allah Almighty will do His Fazl-o-Karam
02:33and these hardships will be dead one day.
02:50Shut up, man.
02:56Don't make me feel small.
03:02Make God a witness and tell me
03:04if I have committed a crime or not.
03:06Something must have gone wrong.
03:08He didn't fail like this.
03:10I saw the accident.
03:12He was looking at me like a Muslim.
03:15You are walking like Babbu Malang.
03:18Babbu is a Malang of our village.
03:20When he gets a tail,
03:21his face looks exactly like yours.
03:24Look what I have brought for you.
03:26My mother has made it with her own hands.
03:28If there was no problem of melting,
03:30I would have brought Kulfi from the village.
03:46He used to tell my grandfather
03:48that if a person goes to the washroom alone,
03:50he will die.
03:52But if there are two people,
03:53they can walk from Taunsa to Karachi.
03:56What do you think?
03:59About your grandfather?
04:01No, man.
04:02I was thinking about my grandmother.
04:04What do you think?
04:06By saying this,
04:07you have awakened my dead conscience.
04:09I swear to God,
04:10I didn't understand.
04:12But the pressure with which you have spoken,
04:14I think it is of some use.
04:16I am with you.
04:18Take care of yourself.
04:20There are thousands of them in front of you.
04:24Do you know why they are called thousands?
04:26Why?
04:27Because one punch of theirs is equal to a thousand punches.
04:30Why do I feel that
04:31you have trapped me by pretending to be a sister-in-law
04:34as if you hunt a lion by pretending to be a goat?
04:36You have crossed the limit, Lala.
04:38You don't need a limit,
04:39you need prayers.
04:40May God save you and your nose
04:42from the clutches of Rajab Ali.
04:44May God make you spend these three minutes
04:46and three seconds of the doomsday.
04:48Amen.
04:49Amen.
05:18Alzar Hussain doesn't just cook good food,
05:20he also cooks good food.