PAAGAL BETA 65 _ Jokes _ CS Bisht Vines _ Desi Comedy Video_Full-HD

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Funny cartoon video (full hd)

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Transcript
00:00Who's back at my shop, what ya want?
00:19**Spitting**
00:34Bittu, it's time for you to go to school
00:36Go to school, GO!
00:37School? I don't feel like going to school
00:41I feel like laying down and playing games on my phone
00:45Give me your phone
00:47Shut up! You don't know how to read or write.
00:49Your brain is useless.
00:50Your brain is filled with cow dung.
00:52Yes, yes. That's why you are licking my brain.
00:56Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
01:01Save me!
01:03Save me!
01:05Save me!
01:06What happened to the neighbour's sister-in-law?
01:08Sister-in-law, what happened?
01:09Do you know?
01:10There are some zombies roaming in the city.
01:12Whoever they bite, becomes a zombie.
01:15My husband went to the shop.
01:17A zombie came and bit my husband.
01:20And my husband became a zombie.
01:22Now my husband is after me.
01:24If my husband bites me, I will also become a zombie.
01:28I don't want to become a zombie.
01:30Save me!
01:31Save me from my husband.
01:34Save me!
01:35Save me!
01:36Sister-in-law, where is your husband?
01:42Here comes my husband.
01:43Save me!
01:44Save me!
01:45They will kill me.
01:46They will bite me.
01:47I will become a zombie.
01:49Save me!
01:51Hey! Move! Move!
01:54Hey!
01:59He didn't save me.
02:00He sat in my lap.
02:02Dad, he won't leave after saying move.
02:04I have seen in movies.
02:06These zombies are very dangerous.
02:08They kill others.
02:10They bite.
02:11They are very dangerous.
02:12He looks dangerous.
02:13What should we do now?
02:14I will see.
02:15Uncle! Uncle!
02:16Did you recognize me?
02:17I am Bittu.
02:18Your neighbor.
02:19The smartest boy in this neighborhood.
02:22The best boy.
02:23He listens to his father a lot.
02:26That boy.
02:27I am Bittu.
02:28Did you recognize me?
02:29Yes. Yes.
02:30You are the smartest boy in this neighborhood.
02:31Useless.
02:32Move!
02:33Brother, save me from my husband.
02:35I am scared.
02:37Hey! Move! Move!
02:38Dad, I will do one thing.
02:39I will become a fake zombie.
02:41Then he will think.
02:42He is a real zombie.
02:43He will think that I am a real zombie.
02:45And he will befriend me.
02:47Then I will tell him.
02:48You go.
02:49You are a very big zombie.
02:50What will you do by killing these small people?
02:53I will kill them.
02:54I am also a zombie.
02:55I will say like this.
02:56Then he will leave.
02:58What?
02:59I will become a fake zombie?
03:00He is a zombie.
03:01He is not mad like you.
03:03Dad, calm down.
03:04Calm down.
03:05I will see.
03:09I am a zombie.
03:12Save me.
03:13Save me.
03:14Save me.
03:16Dad.
03:17Bittu's dad.
03:18Save my son.
03:21Yes. Yes.
03:22Move! Move!
03:24He bit me.
03:27Move! Move!
03:28Hey, zombie.
03:33You shot my husband?
03:35He is not your husband anymore.
03:36He is a zombie.
03:38He had to die.
03:39Otherwise, he would have become a zombie.
03:42He bit me too.
03:43You will also become a zombie in some time.
03:46Because when he bit you,
03:48the infection inside him came inside you.
03:51I will become a zombie?
03:53I don't want to become a zombie.
03:55Dad, I don't want to become a zombie.
03:57Save me. Save me.
03:59Then why did you go to this zombie uncle?
04:01I will become a fake zombie.
04:02He will run away.
04:04Son, now you will not become a fake zombie.
04:05You will become a real zombie.
04:07Take this gun.
04:08If he becomes a zombie,
04:10shoot him.
04:12Otherwise, he will bite all of you.
04:14And all of you will become zombies.
04:16Don't shoot me.
04:17Don't shoot me.
04:20I am leaving.
04:21I have to kill more zombies.
04:27What is happening to me?
04:32What is happening to me?
04:34What is happening to me?
04:35He is going to become a zombie.
04:36Shoot him.
04:38Now you will have to shoot me.
04:40Don't shoot me.
04:42I have eaten your salt all my life.
04:45You have eaten my salt.
04:46Now shoot me.
04:48Dad, I am your son.
04:49Don't shoot me.
04:51Please. Please dad.
04:53I don't want to die.
04:55Because dad,
04:56don't shoot my son.
05:03Don't shoot me.
05:04Don't shoot me.
05:07Don't shoot me.
05:09Bittu is going to become a zombie.
05:10Do something.
05:12Save my Bittu.
05:13What should I do?
05:14What should I do?
05:15Should I become a zombie?
05:18Now you will have to shoot me.
05:22He shot me.
05:24He shot me.
05:26Dad, why did you shoot me?
05:28Why did you shoot me?
05:30Dad, why did you shoot me?
05:32Shut up.
05:33What happened?
05:35I was dreaming.
05:37I was dreaming.
05:39He didn't shoot me.
05:40I was dreaming.
05:42I am alive.
05:43I am alive.
05:44I am alive.
05:49Save me.
05:51Save me.
05:53Save me.
05:54What happened to the neighbour's wife?
05:56Aunty, your husband has become a zombie.
05:59How do you know?
06:00This is what I saw in my dream.
06:02My dream will come true.
06:04Dad will shoot me.
06:08Shut up.

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