PAAGAL BETA 75 _ CS Bisht Vines _ Desi Comedy Video _ Jokes_Full-HD
Funny cartoon video (full hd)
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00:00Where are you coming from?
00:02Where are you coming from?
00:04We went out to play.
00:06Went out to play?
00:08Your mom and I are going to the market
00:10to buy household items.
00:12Don't go anywhere. Stay at home.
00:14Yes, yes. Papa, you go.
00:16Go.
00:18Son, take care of the house.
00:20Thieves are roaming around a lot these days.
00:22Yesterday, a gas cylinder was stolen
00:24in the neighbor's house.
00:26So, take care of the house.
00:28Did you hear me?
00:30Yes, Papa. I heard you.
00:32Now go.
00:34And bring a lot of food items for us.
00:36Toffee, biscuit, chocolate.
00:38Papa, bring a lot of food items
00:40for me as well.
00:42Then I will eat.
00:44I will eat like this.
00:48I will eat like this.
00:52I will eat like this.
00:54I will eat like this.
00:56Shut up!
00:58Are you both mad?
01:00What are you doing?
01:02You are disturbing me.
01:04Eat the food at home.
01:06Eat rice, lentils, bread.
01:08Toffee, biscuit, chocolate.
01:10Papa, how can you talk like this?
01:12Anyway, leave it. Go.
01:14Go.
01:16Son, Bittu.
01:18Don't pay attention to your father.
01:20Your father is like this.
01:22Go.
01:28Mom and dad have gone.
01:30What should we do?
01:32What should we do? You tell me.
01:34I will do one thing.
01:36I will bring food items from the shop.
01:38Yes. Go and bring it.
01:40But I don't have money.
01:44Yes. We don't have money.
01:48What should we do?
01:50What should we do?
01:52There are a lot of thefts these days.
01:54I will do one thing.
01:56I will take the gas cylinder of the house.
01:58I will sell it in the shop.
02:00I will tell mom and dad.
02:02We were sleeping.
02:04A thief came and stole the gas cylinder.
02:06Yes. Go.
02:08Sell the gas cylinder.
02:10Should I sell it?
02:12Yes. Sell it.
02:14I will bring it.
02:20I will sell this gas cylinder.
02:22I will bring a lot of food items.
02:26We will sit and eat comfortably.
02:32Should I go?
02:34Yes. Go.
02:36You take care of the house.
02:38I will sell it and come.
02:46Uncle. Hello.
02:48I am very tired.
02:50This gas cylinder is sold.
02:52Will you buy it?
02:54Gas cylinder is sold?
02:56From where did you steal it?
02:58Uncle.
03:00You are calling me a thief.
03:02Is it?
03:04Tell me.
03:06I am not a thief.
03:08I brought this gas cylinder from my house.
03:10You brought it from your house?
03:12There are a lot of thieves like you.
03:14I understand everything.
03:16I don't want to buy it.
03:18Sell it somewhere else.
03:20I don't want to buy this gas cylinder.
03:22Go away.
03:24Thief.
03:26Uncle.
03:28I am not a thief.
03:30My father told me to sell this gas cylinder.
03:32You can eat whatever you want.
03:36I came to the shop.
03:38I swear on your father.
03:42Your father told me to sell this gas cylinder.
03:44You can eat all you want.
03:46I am not a thief.
03:50Will you buy it?
03:52I will sell it at a very cheap price.
03:54I will sell it at a very cheap price.
03:56I will sell it at a very cheap price.
03:58I said I don't want to buy it.
04:00Uncle.
04:02Please buy it.
04:04I will sell it at a very cheap price.
04:08Give me this gas cylinder.
04:10And take this gas cylinder.
04:12Hey, should I give you the whole shop?
04:14You are the smart one. I am mad.
04:17Come on, get out of the shop.
04:19Otherwise, I will throw you out.
04:21Hey, don't be angry.
04:23Take it uncle. Take it.
04:24I have kept it. Take it.
04:25Hey, are you mad?
04:28I have told you.
04:29If you don't want it, then don't take it.
04:30You are troubling me.
04:31Go. Go. Go. Go.
04:33Okay. Okay. Don't buy it.
04:35Happy?
04:36How much trouble you get, shopkeeper?
04:39Do one thing.
04:40Give me all the food items.
04:42Toffee, biscuit, chocolate.
04:43Whatever is there in the shop, give it to me.
04:45Take a loan.
04:46Happy now?
04:47Is it your father's shop that I should take a loan?
04:51Lala ji, greetings.
04:52Hey, priest. Come. Come. Come.
04:54How did you come to my shop today?
04:56Lala ji, I came to the shop next door to buy a phone.
05:00New mobile.
05:01What?
05:02I bought a new mobile.
05:03Wow.
05:04Yes, I bought it.
05:06See, how is it?
05:10It is a good phone.
05:12It is a good phone.
05:13What should I tell you, Lala ji?
05:14These days, in the era of inflation,
05:16there is nothing left to buy.
05:18I bought a phone worth 25,000.
05:20What? 25,000?
05:22I cheated you.
05:23This mobile is not worth 25,000.
05:27Show me.
05:28Who is he?
05:29I don't know who he is.
05:30He is saying to buy a gas cylinder.
05:32Cylinder?
05:34Is it?
05:35Yes.
05:36He must have stolen it from somewhere.
05:37Yes. Yes.
05:38He looks like a thief.
05:40Why are you standing?
05:41Go.
05:42Go. Go.
05:43Go. Go.
05:44Uncle, don't listen to him.
05:45Show me.
05:46Show me the mobile.
05:48No. No.
05:49This mobile is not worth 25,000.
05:52Show me.
05:53Just like this uncle,
05:54there are so many shopkeepers in the market.
05:57One after the other.
05:59I cheated you.
06:00What?
06:01Cheated?
06:02This phone was worth 40,000.
06:04I joined my hands and feet.
06:06Then he gave me 25,000.
06:08Show me.
06:09I will do a test.
06:10Test.
06:11Now you will know
06:12whether I cheated you
06:13or it is a strong mobile.
06:15One minute.
06:16One minute.
06:17Give. Give. Give.
06:18I don't give my phone to anyone.
06:20Give it to me.
06:22Take this.
06:23See it quickly and return it.
06:27What are you doing?
06:28What are you doing?
06:31Huh? Huh?
06:34You broke my phone.
06:36You broke my phone worth 25,000.
06:38What did I say?
06:39I cheated you.
06:41In 25,000,
06:42such phones should come
06:43which should be kept under the train's tyre
06:46or under the truck's tyre.
06:48It should not break.
06:50Why, shopkeeper?
06:51Did I say wrong?
06:52Shut up.
06:53Such phones are made in your father's factory.
06:56Hit him.
06:57Under his ears.
06:59Ouch!
07:01Don't hit me like this.
07:02Do I have any respect?
07:04Give me 25,000 rupees.
07:06Okay.
07:07Such a big thing.
07:09Okay.
07:10I will give you money.
07:11I will call my father
07:13and ask for 25,000 rupees.
07:15Not 25,000 rupees.
07:17I will ask for 1 lakh rupees.
07:20Shopkeeper.
07:21Give me the phone.
07:22Phone. Phone.
07:23I will call my father
07:24and ask for 1 lakh rupees.
07:26Give me the phone.
07:27Take this.
07:28Ask for money quickly.
07:32Hello.
07:33Hello.
07:34Dad.
07:35Bring 1 lakh rupees.
07:37Okay.
07:38Bring 2 lakhs.
07:39Two poor people are standing.
07:41I have to give them.
07:43What?
07:44No sound is coming.
07:45What do you know?
07:46There is no network in the shop.
07:48I will go outside and talk.
07:53Hello.
07:54No sound is coming.
07:55Hello.
07:56Hello.
07:57Hello.
07:58I will go outside and talk.
08:06He has not come back yet.
08:12He ran away.
08:14He broke my phone and ran away.
08:16Leave your phone.
08:18He took my mobile too.
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