ash vs. evil S2 - 07 - I certainly have my moments - video Dailymotion

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00:00Don't be so surprised, you know. I do have my moments. Like this one.

00:16You broke our truce. Why?

00:18I had no option. I had to summon you.

00:21What, so you could sit your creepy-ass kids on me?

00:23No. My children have turned on me. I have lost control of them. They want the Necronomicon.

00:29They're trying to destroy me.

00:31Poor Ruby. Yeah, welcome to my world, sweet cheeks. Doesn't feel so good, does it?

00:35At least you still have all your appendages.

00:38Now, Ash, I need your help.

00:41Oh. Oh, you need my help. Okay, first of all, screw you and your ugly-ass kids.

00:47Here's what I need. I need to be back in Jacksonville on my second keg of beer,

00:51putting my spicy man-meat into a mother-daughter sandwich. That's what I need.

00:55As unappetizing as that sounds, you can still have all of that. Just trust me. Help me stop it.

01:04Hey! I wasn't done with her!