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ash vs. evil S1 - 38 - same shit, different day
ash vs. evil S1 - 38 - same shit, different day
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00:00Okay, how'd you know it was really me?
00:04Well, first off, you're racist.
00:07But not against Asians.
00:08Well, why would I be?
00:09They give such incredible massages.
00:11With those teeny hands.
00:12Also, you tried to take the easy way out.
00:15Total ashmove.
00:16What?
00:17Come on.
00:18The only person you're willing to lay down and die for is you.
00:21Well, that's because I'm very important to me.
00:24Yeah, we definitely shot the right one.
00:26I'm reconsidering.
00:27Still, I might have given my life for her.
00:31God, we would have made such a handsome couple.
00:35So how did that happen?
00:38My asshole hand.
00:39It came back, grew another me.
00:42Same shit, different day.
00:44Things were going fine with Amanda, too, but that went south.
00:46All because of that goddamn book.
00:48No disrespect, you were the one who read from it.
00:52No disrespect, Kelly.
00:53If you live in the past, you hurt the future.
00:56Now, this book has some freaky, weird power.
00:57The sooner it's six feet under, the better.
01:01First, we got to deal with these bodies.
01:02We can't have hot and sexy coming back to ruin our day.
01:06Can I say that with all due respect to her?
01:09Well, brains before beauty.
01:12Hello?
01:19Oh, shit.
01:21We got company.
01:23Happy campers coming at you.
01:25Hello?
01:28Uh, hey.
01:31Uh, what are you guys doing here?
01:33Brad got us lost.
01:35It wasn't my fault. The trees, they, uh, you know,
01:38it's like the trail map just stopped making sense.
01:41Can we crash here, maybe?
01:43In this tiny cabin?
01:45No, no, no, the three of us here,
01:46we kind of fill it up to capacity.
01:48Plus, there's a few dead bodies in there.
01:51Dead animal bodies.
01:53Right, because maybe we're vegetarians.
01:56Uh, really bad ones.
01:57We specialize in a very radical form of surgery.
02:01Or we're just hunters.
02:02I think the point is, there's no room at the inn,
02:04so you guys might just have to beat it.
02:06Sorry.
02:06But maybe we could, uh, just camp in the front yard.
02:11Can you give us a second?
02:14OK, look.
02:15There is no way in hell they're going to stay here,
02:18because they're going to get possessed.
02:19Then they're going to be on the night train to Killadelfia.
02:21With stops in Choclohoma City and Diamey.
02:24Nice.
02:25I thought you'd like that.
02:26Oh, hey, sorry to break up your moment,
02:28but we can't just send them back into the woods.
02:30Who knows what else is out there?
02:31It's a hell of a lot safer out there than here.
02:33And you're just worried about the little sister.
02:36God, it's a chance we're going to take.
02:38Yeah, I am.
02:39Her name's Heather, and she's super cute.
02:42I don't know much else about her.
02:43That's all you have to know.
02:45OK, look.
02:46You two are going to take him the back way to Elk Rapids.
02:48Man, what back way?
02:49There's a trail right out behind the cabin.
02:51Go to civilization and get your asses back here,
02:53because I need you.
02:54In the meantime, some of us have to slice and dice.
02:57Good luck.
03:01So, change of plans.