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ash vs. evil S2 - 03 - i knew exactly what i was doing when i hacked my friends to pieces
ash vs. evil S2 - 03 - i knew exactly what i was doing when i hacked my friends to pieces
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00:00Oh, thank you.
00:01Oh, my gosh.
00:02Thank you so much.
00:03Yeah, well, let's, uh, get that one.
00:05Uh-huh.
00:12Ash?
00:14Ash Williams?
00:16Is that you?
00:17Linda Bates.
00:18Holy hell.
00:20Wow.
00:22It's been so long.
00:23You look great in that waitress getup.
00:25Probably even better out of it.
00:27Oh, same, Ash.
00:28All OK here?
00:29Yeah.
00:32Little Tommy Emery?
00:33It's Sheriff Emery now.
00:35And I'm all grown up.
00:36You can ask around.
00:37Oh.
00:38Oh, and you?
00:42No, you married Safety Boy?
00:44Who?
00:45That's what we called him back when he was a hall monitor.
00:47Remember the time you peed your pants outside the locker room?
00:49Because you were leaning on the door.
00:51Guilty.
00:52Hey, that was such a long time ago.
00:54Right, honey?
00:55No.
00:56Can you give us a second?
00:57Sure.
00:59Mm, mm, mm, mm.
01:01Hey.
01:03Hey.
01:05You got some huge balls showing your face in this town.
01:08Yeah, I do.
01:09Notice I never wear gym shorts?
01:11I'm here on business looking for a woman.
01:13She's bad news.
01:15If I don't find her, you might actually
01:16have something to do around here.
01:17Well, then let's find her for you.
01:19Everyone, this is Ash.
01:24Some of you may know him as Ashie Slashie
01:26because he went crazy and chopped up his friends.
01:29OK, that's not true.
01:30I did not go crazy.
01:32I knew exactly what I was doing when I chopped up my friends.
01:36And now, Ashie Slashie is back in town
01:39looking for a new woman.
01:41So what do people think?
01:43Should we help Ash find another victim?
01:46Or should we kick him back to whatever
01:48Rockie was hiding under?
01:49Fuck this shit, though.
01:50He's got to go.
01:51Yeah, get him out!
01:53Ashie Slashie!
01:54Ashie Slashie!
01:55Ashie Slashie!
01:57Ashie Slashie!
01:59Ashie Slashie!
02:01Ashie Slashie!
02:02Ashie Slashie!
02:04No.
02:06No more running away.
02:10All right, get the gum out of your ears and listen up,
02:12you inbred degenerate screwheads.
02:15Except you, Linda.
02:16You're so not like them.
02:18Yes, I am Ashie Slashie, the boomstick butcher
02:23with the chainsaw hand.
02:25But you nimrods got me all wrong.
02:27I'm here to save this town, to save my town,
02:30whether you like it or not.
02:32Now, I'm here looking for somebody.
02:37Check it out.
02:39She goes by the name of Ruby.
02:40Anybody?
02:42You use your chainsaw to draw that?
02:47Time to leave, Ash.
02:48Oh, I'm going to leave, all right.
02:50Don't you worry.
02:52After I save all your sorry asses,
02:54you won't see me again for another 30 years, dicksticks.
02:57Loser!