Aired (October 6, 2024): You can't sit with Eva kung isa kang poorita!
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00:00I have a friend who came to my house, guys.
00:07He didn't just steal me, but he also sells alohas, guys.
00:12It's good that you know who to buy alohas because a lot of people are selling fake alohas now, guys.
00:18It's for your friends, guys.
00:20It's up to you guys to decide who's real and who's fake.
00:24For these alohas, guys, you can recognize them by their carats and weight.
00:29The higher the carats and weight, the more expensive it is.
00:32Just like your boyfriend, when your carats and weight go up,
00:35his love for you goes down.
00:37This is a friend of mine, guys. He really likes gintos.
00:40That's why he will buy a quintas.
00:42You might think that he's the one who will pay for it.
00:44No, guys. It's his boyfriend.
00:46He likes to date rich men and a lot of alohas in gintos.
00:51That's why he's a gold digger.
00:53This is a fashionista friend of mine, guys.
00:56He also looks at quintas.
00:58And what he will get is the same as what his ex-girlfriend got.
01:01But he's not the one who will wear it, guys.
01:04He will let his dog wear it.
01:06That's how the two of them run around, guys.
01:08They even hit each other in gintos.
01:10This is my neighbor, guys.
01:12He wants to get a bracelet.
01:13But his wife came and yelled at him.
01:16Why did he get an aloha, mister?
01:18They don't have food to buy.
01:20What will they eat, guys?
01:22Rocks?
01:23That's why mister went home, guys.
01:26This is how it became a rock.
01:28Speaking of rocks, guys.
01:30This is not the only thing that makes alohas fall in love.
01:32Rocks also fall in love.
01:34But be careful when choosing rocks, guys.
01:37Because not all of them fall in love for real.
01:39There are also a lot of fakes, guys.
01:41Just like what you see.
01:43That's called a pot of glass, guys.
01:46That's not a pot of glass, guys.
01:48That's what alohas wear.
01:50But if I'm the one who will buy alohas, guys.
01:52Of course, what I will get is diamonds.
01:54Because it suits me better to have diamonds.
01:58Because diamonds are forever.
02:05Oh my.
02:07Mr. Cheng, not yet.
02:10Not yet?
02:11I've been here for a while.
02:13Just wait for a while.
02:14Okay.
02:15Oh, is that so?
02:24Hey!