Bubble Gang: Kontrabida sa karate class
Aired (October 8, 2023): May mga tao talagang walang ibang trip sa buhay kung hindi kumontra pero wala naman talagang binatbat, puro epal lang.
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:45 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:45 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Transcript
00:00 [music]
00:04 [music]
00:11 Sorry, sorry, I'm hot. Sorry.
00:14 Let's start.
00:16 [music]
00:19 Okay, ready?
00:21 Let's play.
00:23 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:26 Now we go to slow pass.
00:29 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:41 Let's loosen those hips up.
00:43 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4.
00:52 Now we go to squats. Ready?
00:55 Squat, and squat, and squat, and hold.
01:02 Hold, 1, 2, 3.
01:06 What is this?
01:08 I think you entered the wrong room.
01:10 Isn't this room 139? Aerobics class?
01:14 No, this is 138.
01:17 You did this to my friends.
01:20 [music]
01:32 [music]
01:35 Good evening to all of you and welcome to our karate conference.
01:39 Tonight, I will teach you a Japanese martial art.
01:43 This is called karate.
01:46 Karate means emptiness.
01:49 So what I will teach you now is how to fight without weapons.
01:53 That's why this is called emptiness.
01:55 Wait!
01:57 You know, that karate of yours is crazy.
02:01 Instead of studying that, I will just bring a gun.
02:05 [crowd cheering]
02:07 Why?
02:09 You know sir, you can't just bring a gun.
02:14 First of all, the process is very hassle.
02:18 You need to pass tests, you need to have different forms.
02:21 And second, a normal person should not have a gun.
02:26 [crowd cheering]
02:28 Can I continue?
02:30 Okay.
02:32 So the first thing I will teach you is the correct form.
02:36 So the correct form is, your legs should be apart,
02:40 and you need to have one on the back.
02:42 Wait!
02:44 You know, not a gun.
02:47 Okay, I will just bring a knife instead of studying that karate.
02:52 [crowd cheering]
02:54 Why?
02:56 You know sir, you can't just bring a knife.
03:01 If you bring your knife to the mall,
03:04 the guard will confiscate it and they will say it's a dangerous weapon.
03:07 So, you can't do anything.
03:09 [crowd cheering]
03:11 Okay.
03:14 Now, I will teach you the basic form.
03:17 So, for the basic form, all the power comes from the back.
03:22 So, you need to have all of this, and you need to be straight.
03:25 Hey! Wait!
03:27 Okay, like this.
03:29 You can't bring a gun, you can't bring a knife.
03:32 I have a plan.
03:34 This, you can bring it to the mall.
03:36 You can also use it to hit someone.
03:38 That's why I don't need to study that karate.
03:42 [crowd cheering]
03:43 Why? Is it still prohibited?
03:45 What?
03:47 It's still not allowed?
03:49 Okay, since you've been asking for it,
03:51 come here and let's see how you will do it.
03:54 [crowd cheering]
03:56 You're chasing me?
03:58 Come here.
04:00 Let's see if your empty hand is effective on my baton.
04:03 Okay, ready.
04:05 I don't care.
04:07 Get ready.
04:09 Ready.
04:11 [screams]
04:12 Ouch!
04:14 That's my kidney.
04:16 Excuse me.
04:18 Stop!
04:20 I'll be the empty handed one now.
04:22 Okay, now how can I beat you?
04:25 If you listened to my lecture earlier,
04:28 you wouldn't know what you're doing.
04:30 And since you didn't listen,
04:32 I'm sorry.
04:34 I'll beat you up with your karate.
04:37 You don't know how to be an empty handed, right?
04:40 [outro music]
04:42 Anytime, anyone, anyhow.
04:43 [speaking in foreign language]
04:45 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.
04:47 Click and subscribe now.
04:49 [outro music]
04:51 You know.
04:53 [outro music]
04:55 Click and subscribe now.
04:57 [outro music]