Aired (June 16, 2024): 'Yung Kurutin itself nga masakit na, what more pa 'pag may Plus 'di ba?
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00I feel beautiful because I treat my hair with kurutin.
00:04Kurutin?
00:05But not just kurutin, dapat may plos.
00:08May plos?
00:10Kaya I choose yung kurutin na may plos.
00:13Kurutin plos!
00:17Hoy! Bakit mapuulit-ulit ka sa mga sinasabi mo?
00:21Ang sarap mong kurutin!
00:23Sarap kurutin?
00:24Oo!
00:26Aray!
00:28Kurutin plos!
00:31Aray!
00:55WALANG HIYAK KASI WAGAS NANG MAGBIGAY NGATUWAK
00:57JUST DO IT WITH A B-B-L
00:59HALIGANA!
01:00KABUKAN, BABYGAN!
01:01KABUKAN, BABYGAN!
01:03KABUKAN, BABYGAN!
01:05KABUKAN, KABUKAN!
01:07KABUKAN, BABYGAN!
01:09KABUKAN, BABYGAN!
01:14Aray! Aray!
01:16Masuk!
01:17Ikaw!
01:18Walao akatin!
01:19Bisa po!
01:21Tara! Tara!
01:22Aray!
01:23Po! Po! Pune!
01:24Ito na, boss!
01:25Ninid nap namin!
01:26Anak mayamon niya!
01:35Si Roger to ha?
01:38Eh, si Dindo to eh!
01:40Malaki utang sakin ng hayop na to eh!
01:43Lagi sinasabi magbabaya daw sa katapusan
01:45hanggang umabot na ng isang taon!
01:48Ako wala pa akong pambaya dito!
01:50Kaya nga ako naninid nap eh!
01:52Kapal ng muka!
01:55Nung hindi makabayat, kinitnap ako!
01:59Kung sabihin ko kaya na ipawas talagang sa ransom yung utang ko
02:02Hmm...
02:04Babatiin ko ba ito?
02:05O iiwasan?
02:14Ladies and gentlemen!
02:15Naninig natin na Salovey ni Dindo!
02:17May utang pala siya sa taong kinitnap niya
02:19kaya ngayon eh medyo
02:21meron siyang hiya at takot na nanaramdaman
02:24Ano ba ang dapat niya gawin?
02:25Malanaman natin yan!
02:26Dito sa
02:27Babatiin o iiwasan!
02:30Babatiin
02:32o iiwasan!
02:34Babatiin
02:36o iiwasan!
02:38Ah! Ah!
02:40Ah! Ah! Ah!
02:43Yes!
02:44Ako po si Ronnie DeLeon
02:45at kagaya ng dati
02:46nakasalalay sa online phone tours natin
02:48na magiging desisyon ni Dindo!
02:50Dindo, come here!
02:51Dindo, halika dito Dindo!
02:53Kamusta ngayon?
02:54Kinakabahan ka pa ba?
02:55Medyo kinakabahan po ako eh
02:56Alright!
02:57Tutulungan ka ng online voters natin
02:59kung ano ang gagawin
03:00Dapat bang
03:01Babatiin
03:02o iiwasan!
03:05Babatiin
03:06o iiwasan!
03:08Babatiin
03:10o iiwasan!
03:12Ah! Ah!
03:14Ah! Ah! Ah!
03:17Okay!
03:18Heto na!
03:19Online voters natin!
03:20Voters!
03:22We have 5 seconds
03:23and timer starts now!
03:265
03:274
03:283
03:292
03:301
03:32Alright!
03:33Time's up!
03:34Nagsalita na po ang viewers natin
03:36at ang kanilang naging desisyon
03:38ay
03:40Babatiin!
03:42Babatiin!
03:44Ah! Ah!
03:46Ah! Ah! Ah!
03:48Huwag akong kalahatin to
03:50dahil
03:51sa vote na yan
03:52kayon
03:53alam mo na ang gagawin
03:54you now have the floor
03:56Ladies!
04:00Roger
04:01Pare
04:03Alam ko matagal-tagal na yung ano
04:05yung utak ko sa iyo
04:06at sinabi ko na
04:07magbabayad ako sa katapusan
04:09eh kaya lang wala pa talaga eh
04:11konting alukulan
04:13Ganun?
04:15Oo
04:17Wish
04:19Uy! Uy! Uy!
04:21Upo!
04:23Ito! Ito!
04:25Ang nangyari ng katapusan mo
04:27Eh! Pano? Pano?
04:29Hoy! Kayo!
04:31Ako na ngayon ang kumikidnap dito
04:33so bayaran niyo ang ransom nya
04:35para quits na kami!
04:37Ha?
04:39Ano yung ganoon?
04:41At yung mga katapus
04:43ang isang namang episode
04:44ng Babatiin o Iwasan
04:45I'm Ronnie DeLeon, and I'll see you next time!
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07:01Yes!
07:05I feel beautiful because I treat my hair with keratin.
07:09Keratin?
07:10But not just keratin,
07:12there should be a plus.
07:13There's a plus?
07:15That's why I choose the keratin with a plus.
07:18Keratin plus!
07:21Hey, you're doing it again.
07:26There, you're a keratin now.
07:30Keratin plus!
07:33See? My foot got stuck.
07:35Mine got stuck too.
07:37Let's buy ice cream.
07:39What?
07:40I'm the first one to buy here,
07:42and you're so stingy.
07:43I'm hungry. You go ahead.
07:45You're so stingy.
07:47Wow, she's so stingy.
07:50You know what?
07:51That's the number one trend in the market.
07:54Oh, yes.
07:55Yes, I watched it.
07:56It's so beautiful.
07:58It's so beautiful.
07:59It's so beautiful.
08:00It's like a musical.
08:02Wait, who are the characters here?
08:04Who else?
08:05It's the band of that guy.
08:07Yes, guess who's with him.
08:10It's that soloist girl.
08:12Oh, yes.
08:13She's one of the shorties.
08:15And here's the story.
08:17They were both invited to a party,
08:20but last night,
08:22they couldn't perform.
08:24Yes.
08:25So the girl joined them,
08:26but she got kicked out.
08:28Because the guy's band was on stage.
08:31Oh, yes.
08:32But the reviews said
08:34that the producer was the troublemaker.
08:38But the highlight of the night
08:41was that while the girl was singing,
08:44the guy was playing his guitar.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:48Oh, my God.
08:49It was so loud.
08:50It was so loud.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:52So what happened?
08:53The sound track was so loud.
08:54Oh, true.
08:55I thought my speaker was broken.
08:57Wait, wait, wait.
08:58Who's the troublemaker?
09:00Is it the girl or the guy?
09:02You're so slow.
09:04Watch the video again
09:05and add subtitles
09:07so you can guess.
09:08No, it's okay.
09:10Ask them.
09:11Here they are.
09:12Just ask them.
09:13Here they are.
09:14Here they are.
09:15He's going to ask something
09:17about the scene at the party.
09:19Oh, yes.
09:21Yes, because there were too many versions.
09:24We wanted an original version
09:26with no cuts.
09:27Yes.
09:28Yes.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30Just let it be.
09:31We already casted.
09:33It's already done.
09:35Oh, okay.
09:37It's already done?
09:38What?
09:39Is it a limited series?
09:40Yes.
09:41It's the second season.
09:42Let's move on to another series.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:45Wait.
09:46Why are you here?
09:48We're just going to buy juice.
09:51Give me an orange juice.
09:53Lemon juice.
09:54Orange juice.
09:55Lemon juice.
09:56Orange juice.
09:57Orange juice.
09:58Orange juice.
09:59Oh, my God.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:01It's already uploaded.
10:02It's already uploaded.
10:03Wait.
10:04Is it okay?
10:05Yes.
10:06It's our scene.
10:07It's okay.
10:08Don't be jealous.
10:09Don't be jealous.
10:10Respect.
10:11You're right.
10:12You're right.
10:14You don't have originality.
10:18Orange juice.
10:19Lemon juice.
10:20Orange juice.
10:21Orange juice.
10:31I feel beautiful because I treat my hair with kerosene.
10:35Kerosene?
10:36Not just kerosene, there should be plus.
10:39There should be plus?
10:40That's why I choose the kerosene with plus.
10:44Kerosene plus.
10:49You're a jerk! You stole my wife!
10:52You deserve a Kerosene Plus!
11:04Kerosene Plus!
11:09Oh, my God!
11:14Help!
11:17Oh, my God!
11:19I can't see!
11:20Help! There's someone in here!
11:22Help!
11:25Help me!
11:27Help me!
11:29This kid looks familiar.
11:31Oh, my God!
11:32This is Mrs. Reyes.
11:34She's the teacher of my high school.
11:37Oh, I remember now.
11:40It's Julio.
11:41The student who's weak.
11:44The one who's a jerk.
11:46How many times has he hurt me?
11:48And he's always around me.
11:50I'm the only one who sees him.
11:52Now that I've seen him,
11:54he's the one I'm going to beat up.
11:55Anyway, he's going to take care of another friend of mine.
11:58Should I beat him up or avoid him?
12:02All right!
12:04Ladies and gentlemen,
12:06let's hear what Julio has to say.
12:08He has a chance to get back at his terror teacher.
12:10But the question is, why is he turning his back?
12:12Is that right?
12:13Let's find out the answer here on
12:15Babatin o Iiwasan!
12:19Babatin o Iiwasan!
12:23Babatin o Iiwasan!
12:27Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
12:31Ouch! Good evening, I'm Ronnie DeLeon.
12:33Like always, it's up to our online voters
12:36to decide on Julio's decision.
12:38Julio, come on down!
12:40Julio!
12:42It's hard for you to decide, huh?
12:44Hey, don't worry.
12:46Our online voters are here to help you
12:49if you're going to beat him up or avoid him.
12:53Babatin o Iiwasan!
12:57Babatin o Iiwasan!
13:00Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
13:04All right, voters!
13:06You have five seconds.
13:08Your timer starts now!
13:11Five, four, three, two, one!
13:17And time's up!
13:19Our viewers voted.
13:21It's written on the screen that they chose
13:24Babatin!
13:27Babatin!
13:29Babatin!
13:31Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
13:35That's it, Julio.
13:37I hope you have the courage to do the right thing.
13:41Okay?
13:42Here it is.
13:43This is your chance.
13:45Let's go.
13:49Get ready.
13:51Ma'am!
13:53Ma'am!
13:55Do you know me?
13:57Do you know my school?
13:58You made me do it.
14:00Because of that, my father beat me up.
14:03I almost lost my mind.
14:05Julio, Julio, I'm so sorry.
14:10I was just being strict as a teacher.
14:14I didn't know it would affect you that much.
14:18I'm so sorry.
14:20It's okay, ma'am.
14:21Just forget about it.
14:23I'll still save you.
14:24Let's go, boys!
14:25Get him!
14:26Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
14:31Ma'am!
14:33Here, here.
14:37Good luck.
14:38Thank you.
14:41Don't let me down, okay?
14:43You're safe.
14:44All right!
14:46This is the end of the Babatin fight.
14:50I'm your host, Ronnie DeLeon.
14:53I'll see you next time!
14:56Babatin o iiwasan!
14:59Babatin o iiwasan!
15:03Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
15:19I feel beautiful because I treat my hair with carotene.
15:24But not just carotene, there should be a plus.
15:27There's a plus?
15:28That's why I choose the carotene with a plus.
15:32Carotene plus!
15:35You know, ever since I met you,
15:37you've been repeating yourself as a...
15:39Ah!
15:41You're so annoying! You keep repeating yourself!
15:44Carotene plus!
15:48Carotene plus!
15:51Maria Clara.
15:53My love, Ibarra.
15:54You're still fine.
15:56I'm sorry.
15:58You made me regret my decision to come here.
16:03What's the reason, my love?
16:06Did the Spaniards tell you to come here?
16:09Or did you ask for help from the Catipunan?
16:12No, Maria Clara.
16:14But the Catipunan has something to do with my decision to come here.
16:19The Catipunan trafficked me.
16:22That's why I didn't make it to the C-Pipe.
16:26Is that so?
16:28I wish you'd just leave your car and take a cab.
16:32It's hard to book a cab.
16:34And my cell phone is dead.
16:38I'm so sad, my love.
16:40You're so mean, my love.
16:48Wow!
16:50I wish that was true.
16:52Good day, Father Salvin.
16:55Maria Clara,
16:57what am I telling you?
17:00Don't believe her.
17:02She's just making excuses.
17:05I really love Maria Clara.
17:08She won't believe your lies.
17:12You're so mean.
17:16Sir Peguenza,
17:19what are these words I hear coming out of your mouths?
17:23Cell phone?
17:25Lobot?
17:26Traffic?
17:28Father Damaso, these are words that are trendy these days.
17:32Trendy?
17:33You're so stupid.
17:35You shouldn't have fallen for those words.
17:39But Maria Clara has a point, Father.
17:44One more thing.
17:45Son of all, son of all.
17:48You're so arrogant.
17:50I won't accept your words.
17:54Don't be arrogant, Father Damaso.
17:57Well, I'm going to the church now.
18:01I want to see you there so I can pray for you.
18:06How about it?
18:07You haven't prayed for a year.
18:10Father, are you just waiting for your carwahe?
18:13Where are you?
18:14Carwahe?
18:16I don't want it. It's too slow.
18:19This is what I need.
18:29Brother,
18:31let's go.
18:32Let's go to the church.
18:34Let's go.
18:43Do you usually drink a lot?
18:46Or are you the one who can't resist?
18:50Brother, I'm going home. I'm drunk.
18:53I drank too much.
18:54No, let's drink one more round.
18:56One more?
18:57One more round.
18:58Okay.
18:59Okay, one more round.
19:01Cheers!
19:02Cheers!
19:04One more.
19:07If that's the case, here's the answer to your problem.
19:09The new Akay app.
19:11Download it and I'm sure you'll have an alarm at home.
19:14Just register your weight and your size
19:17so I'm sure you'll be able to go home when my assistant arrives.
19:21Next question. Let's drink.
19:24Cheers again!
19:25Cheers! Let's drink.
19:27Brother, can you go home? Do you want me to take you home?
19:30It's okay.
19:31I have an Akay app.
19:36Just enter the address of the place you're going to drink
19:39and your home address, and presto!
19:41Your Akay assistant will arrive.
19:47All of our Akay assistants are well-trained.
19:50They'll be strong, hopeful, and reliable.
19:54Marie.
19:55Sir.
19:56Why do you look like you're drunk?
19:58I just drank a little.
20:01Just a little, sir.
20:02No, I'm fine.
20:04Really?
20:05We're still drinking.
20:07That's right.
20:08So, what happens if we're both drunk?
20:13Who's going to be our Akay?
20:15No problem.
20:18Really, sir?
20:19Let's call another Akay assistant.
20:22Okay?
20:23Okay, sir. Sounds good.
20:25Okay, sir.
20:26That's approved, sir.
20:28Let's drink.
20:29I told you.
20:31Cheers!
20:34Cheers!
20:44Good morning.
20:47I just woke up.
20:49I had a good sleep.
20:51Woke up like this.
20:53Super mousy!
20:57I love you.
20:58I'm so happy that we're working together again.
21:02I still remember when you told me
21:06that you're a welcome bubble.
21:09We've known each other for a long time.
21:13It feels like forever.
21:14Congrats to your future wife.
21:19Hello, Shira.
21:21Last question.
21:26One year of marriage.
21:33I told you it's not a one year.
21:35I'm just kidding.
21:37What do you think?
21:38Do I look like this?
21:45Thank you so much.
21:48It's a good thing you helped me because if not,
21:51I don't know what I would've done.
21:52That's why I got drunk.
21:54That's okay.
21:56Let me pay you back for what you did.
22:00Grandpa, it's okay.
22:03I did what I had to do.
22:05No, look at your back.
22:11E-bike?
22:12What am I going to do there?
22:14Am I going to get hit?
22:15No, you're not going to get hit.
22:18From now on, you're the one who's going to get hit.
22:24You're the one who's going to be the defender of the women.
22:29You're going to fight the bad guys.
22:32And from now on,
22:33you're going to be called E-bike Rider Black.
22:41E-bike Rider Black?
22:43Yes.
22:45You're going to have a different kind of power and strength.
22:51And it will take you to the places where you need help.
22:58Really? Anywhere?
22:59Yes, anywhere.
23:02It can fly.
23:03It can fly over water.
23:05It can fly over the sea.
23:08It can fly over mountains.
23:13And even over the moon.
23:15Really?
23:16Yes.
23:17This E-bike is really good.
23:18This E-bike is really good.
23:20Help us!
23:22Help!
23:22Help!
23:23Help!
23:25What happened?
23:25There's a fight over there.
23:27Where? Where am I going?
23:28To the highway.
23:29Please, help us.
23:31Help us.
23:32Sir.
23:33I'm going to use this super E-bike.
23:35Don't!
23:37Why? You said you're going to take this anywhere.
23:40Yes, outside the highway.
23:43E-bikes are not allowed on the main road.
23:45You're going to be added to the buses.
23:50Tr iz
23:59Faith
24:04Faith
24:10First time
24:11We met on Zoom
24:17You have a strong aura.
24:19Don't think that my love is just for show
24:36It was so hot that summer special
24:39Everyone was looking for you
24:41We were all sweating
24:44Even you, it was so hot
24:46You even came along
24:48I feel
24:53I feel
24:59You're beautiful
25:00I'm happy that we're friends
25:04I'm just jealous of Buboy
25:07Because you two are so sweet
25:19Wait!
25:21Help!
25:23Help!
25:25Don't do that!
25:27Where did you come from?
25:29Huh?
25:30I'm sorry, I'm late
25:32I came from the front office
25:36I wasn't waiting for you
25:38We're going to share this adequate amount of bread
25:41I'm hungry
25:43Don't eat that!
25:45Why?
25:46Someone stole my heart
25:48From someone who's in a long-sleeve shirt
25:50Outside the front office
25:52What's that?
25:53Are we going to have a good life there?
25:55Of course!
25:56This heart is from someone who's in a long-sleeve shirt
25:59Outside the front office
26:02Okay, what's that about?
26:06This is called
26:08Intermittent Fasting
26:11What's that?
26:13I just heard
26:14It's healthy
26:16If it's healthy, it cleanses the intestines
26:19If it cleanses the intestines, it becomes stronger
26:22Okay, what's that intermission?
26:25Intermission? Car?
26:26Intermittent Fasting!
26:29They say
26:30You can only eat for 6 hours
26:34Huh?
26:35Yes!
26:36What's that?
26:38I just heard
26:39While they were talking
26:41They said there's a window
26:44That window
26:45Within those 6 hours
26:46They can only eat there
26:48Within one day
26:51Isn't that annoying?
26:52We do that all the time
26:54Sometimes, in one day
26:56We can barely eat
26:58Huh?
26:59Really?
27:01We're not
27:02We're not doing it on purpose
27:04That's why we can't say
27:05It's Intermittent Fasting
27:08Annoying
27:09You know what?
27:10I'm just hungry
27:11Let's split up
27:12Let's just eat
27:15Okay
27:17Tomorrow
27:18We'll start
27:19Intermittent Fasting
27:21Okay
27:23I don't have bread anymore
27:35Thank you so much
27:36For joining us tonight
27:38See you next Sunday!
27:40And of course, thank you
27:41Anna and Pete
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