Coronation Street 4th October 2024
Coronation Street 4th October 2024
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00:00ELEGANT PIANO MUSIC
00:18Oh, what are you doing up so early?
00:20I had a dream about Uncle Paul. Couldn't get back to sleep.
00:23Oh, sweetheart.
00:26Why are you up? Couldn't you sleep either?
00:28Me? No, I... I just heard you get up.
00:34Do you think he'll be mad I didn't go to the funeral?
00:36Of course not. He'd understand.
00:40I feel bad.
00:41Eh, the last thing Uncle Paul had wanted was for you to feel bad.
00:47You were upset.
00:49And that's because you love him so much, just as much as he loves you.
00:54I miss him already.
00:58Hey.
01:00You're up with the lark.
01:02Yeah, Jo couldn't sleep.
01:05Yeah, joined the club.
01:07You all right, chicken?
01:09I'm all right.
01:10Do you reckon you'll be OK to go to school?
01:13Yeah, I reckon it'll take my mind off things.
01:17I'm gonna go get a shower.
01:22The maturity of that lad.
01:25I'd have jumped at the chance to skip school.
01:28Yeah, me and all.
01:30Talking of school, old school, that is,
01:33we are going proper rave today
01:38without the, er, drugs and sticky dance floors, obviously.
01:43I can just see it now, Mum.
01:45Billy and Dev with the glow sticks shouting tune.
01:49It'd be better.
01:51You heard from Billy?
01:54Texted him twice. Apologised again.
01:57Has he replied?
01:59I'll keep trying.
02:02I hope he's all right, Mum.
02:19How are you feeling?
02:22Sorry, stupid question.
02:25I thought you might want a solid hangover breakfast.
02:28I was making an egg barb.
02:30Sorry, I don't think I can face food.
02:37I'm glad you got back OK last night.
02:39Everyone was worried.
02:42Yeah, I just, erm...
02:45I just needed some space.
02:51Are you gonna be all right for today?
02:53The memorial rave?
02:55I don't know.
02:57I'll see how I feel after I've picked up the ashes from Shuttleworth's.
03:01Yeah, of course.
03:04Any update on Bethany?
03:06Well, I've spoke to Sarah before.
03:08She's on the mend, but they want to keep her in another week.
03:11Another week? At two grand a day?
03:13Yep.
03:15And then it's just 50 grand to have her medevaced home,
03:18so, bargain.
03:20How's that fundraiser looking?
03:22You mean since my gran dropped an atom bomb on it?
03:25Don't. She feels terrible.
03:28So she should.
03:29I've been thinking more about the house.
03:31Well, we can't sell it.
03:32It's my house.
03:33And we live in it!
03:35You know, your family. Do you want to make us all homeless?
03:38It does sound a bit drastic.
03:40We've got to do something.
03:42And I can't think of another way.
03:44I'm going to call it Singles Who Want to Mingles.
03:47It's good, isn't it?
03:48Brilliant.
03:49Either that or number ones without number twos.
03:52I think the first one's better.
03:54So far, I've got Izzy, Ryan and Steve.
03:56We're going to have our first house in tomorrow, if you're free.
03:58I'm not.
03:59It's going to be great.
04:00I thought we could all go to the pub, have a few drinks.
04:03Look, I would rather stick pins in my eyes
04:05than go to your blooming, tragic singles club.
04:07All right?
04:08I'm not going.
04:09I'm not going.
04:10I'm not going.
04:11I'm not going.
04:12Singles club.
04:13All right?
04:14Now move.
04:15I'll be with me.
04:16Cheers.
04:18You don't have to be so harsh.
04:20What do you want, Ryan? I'm busy.
04:22This came for you.
04:23I thought it might be something to do with the play you're in tomorrow.
04:26Keep your voice down.
04:27Fine.
04:31Everything OK?
04:32Yes, fine.
04:34You sure everything's all right?
04:35Yes.
04:36Yes, I've got a lot on my mind, obviously,
04:38and I can't think straight with all these interruptions, that's all.
04:42In fact, I think I'm going to go and work from home.
04:44You're not there today, are you?
04:45No, I'm doing DJing at the party for Paul.
04:48I'm going to get a moment's peace then.
04:50All right.
04:51See you.
04:57All right, so I've just restocked the kebab shop
05:00because I reckon the raver's going to be raving us tonight.
05:02You wouldn't have sold a thing in my day.
05:04Yeah? Why's that?
05:06Well, folk don't usually eat at raves.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Why not?
05:12Drugs?
05:13Yeah.
05:14We're not going to be doing that today, is there?
05:16Well, I hear Brian's got a stash to sell.
05:19Brian?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Packer?
05:22Yeah.
05:23Stash?
05:26Hey!
05:28I was going to call you.
05:31So what happened with Bill last night?
05:33Why do you ask?
05:34Well, you weren't after him.
05:36You make it sound like there's something I don't know.
05:39Of course there isn't.
05:41I mean, he was in a bad way
05:43and I got him home and put him to bed.
05:45Right.
05:46Well, I've called him a few times,
05:48but he's not replied.
05:51I can't say I blame him.
05:53Look, you know I lied for his sake.
05:57And you went along with it, too.
05:59And I shouldn't have.
06:00I should have told him the truth.
06:02We thought we were sparing his feelings.
06:04Well, instead you just, like, compounded his grief.
06:07Cheers, babe.
06:08I'm, um, on my way to pick up the ashes.
06:11Great.
06:13Great, well, can you bring them to the party?
06:15Yeah, I want our parlay on the best dance floor spot, front left.
06:21Will do.
06:23Excuse me.
06:25Why is front left the best spot?
06:27Just is.
06:28Rave folklore.
06:33Follow single.
06:34We meet again to mingle.
06:36Cheers.
06:37Maybe I could write a jingle that'd give us a tingle.
06:40We could all sing it when we meet up tomorrow.
06:42I did want to apologise for suggesting that you ask Carla.
06:45She wasn't very happy, was she?
06:47Carla's got a lot on her mind at the minute.
06:49I should have realised.
06:50Let's just leave her be.
06:52Don't worry.
06:53I'll be staying well clear after this morning.
06:55Hiya.
06:56You're not single by any chance, are you?
06:59Are you asking me out?
07:00No.
07:01Oh, in fact, if you fancy a pint,
07:04In fact, if you fancy a pint, then...
07:06Thank you, but no.
07:08I'm sort of relieved, cos if you said yeah,
07:10then I wouldn't have been able to run my new singles club,
07:12cos we'd have been dating.
07:14Well, you can be safe in the knowledge that isn't gonna happen.
07:17Phew. See you.
07:18See you, mate.
07:21Yeah, it's just... just Kurt.
07:23Yeah.
07:25So, er, so Carla's a bit stressed, then, today?
07:28Yeah, I think the plea hearing's getting to her a little bit.
07:31But, I mean, she only knocked a guy off his bike.
07:33I mean, you won't punish her too much, will you?
07:36Well, she shouldn't get a custodial, but it was ABH.
07:39But she'll go on her record.
07:41And she'll get community service, at least.
07:44Right, well, no wonder she's stressed.
07:49Ah, thought I heard you down here.
07:51Aren't you helping at Paul's Memorial?
07:53Yeah, heading over in a bit.
07:55Well, I'm, er, contemplating coming.
07:59It's a rave, Dad.
08:01I don't have sufficient dancing over the years.
08:03What kind of music is it?
08:08Not that tune, this nonsense.
08:11Oh, online banking.
08:13I miss going to our high street brunch.
08:15I was just checking to see whether they'd put
08:17any of Bertie's trust fund into my current account yet.
08:20Why are you doing that?
08:23To help Bethany.
08:24But this is Bertie's money.
08:26Well, I'm not gonna use it all, and Bethany needs it right now.
08:30But this is your son's future.
08:32And she's my partner, so...
08:34With a large family who should be able to raise sufficient funds.
08:40Look, the old Bertie Harris is...
08:42I can't see Sinead's family putting much aside for him, can you?
08:48I just think that he should be a priority.
08:53Hey. You all right?
08:54You got them tunes I asked for?
08:56Yep, all downloaded. Top tuners there, must say.
08:59Yeah, well, our Apollo had very good taste.
09:01Got it from me. Ops.
09:03You do know I can only do a couple of hours
09:05before me shift at the pub, right?
09:07Then me mate Chris is gonna take over after that.
09:09Yeah, well, as long as he knows his stuff.
09:11He does, don't you worry. Don't you worry about that.
09:14You got permission to close the street, then?
09:16Kind of.
09:17What does kind of mean?
09:19Means I didn't.
09:20But we'll be fine.
09:21I'll just flash my badge if anyone makes a fuss.
09:23Naughty, naughty.
09:25I'm sure Paul would approve.
09:27Yeah, I think he would, too.
09:30Yes, Rastafari.
09:32Ooh, there's a sight I never thought I'd see.
09:34You see, I researched rape culture
09:36and this is the look that it gave me.
09:38Personally, I would have gone more for the whole disco thing
09:41with a satin shirt and button to the waist and the tight white pants.
09:44But this is just what suits me.
09:46If you say so, Dave.
09:47But anything to make Bernie happy, right?
09:50I'm sure she appreciates it.
09:52What about our Gemma? Is she all right?
09:54She's not stopped all morning,
09:56but she says she's fine.
09:58Good.
10:00Hey, Manchester!
10:02Excuse me?
10:04You got any beer, Oz?
10:06Absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
10:09Salmon and trout?
10:11Never mind.
10:18Oh, wow, it looks great!
10:21And ooh, so do you!
10:24Yeah, well, this track is 35 years old.
10:26Been to some of the best club nights in the world.
10:29Hacienda, back to basics,
10:31trade, amnesia, space,
10:33you name it!
10:35In fact,
10:37I might have been wearing this the night the twins were conceived.
10:40Well, Paul always said that this was his favourite dress of mine, so...
10:44You look fabulous!
10:46Cheers!
10:50Is Billy not with you?
10:53He was feeling a bit fragile.
10:55He'll be down in a bit.
11:02Hey.
11:04Hey.
11:06How did it go with Dr Gaddis?
11:08Yeah, fine.
11:10Booked an appointment at the clinic next week.
11:13It's the right decision.
11:15Yeah, yeah, I know.
11:17Hmm.
11:19What are we going to tell the girls?
11:21Can I have my tablet?
11:23No, you can't. We've spoke about this. Not during school hours.
11:25I'm not at school, am I?
11:27You're suspended. You're not on holiday.
11:29Can I go out, then? I need a break.
11:31Have you done your homework? Yeah.
11:33Let's see. Fine, I ain't finished it.
11:35Well, then you're not going out?
11:37When are you going to stop lying to us about everything?
11:39Take a chill pill, Mum. Stress isn't good for the baby.
11:44What?
11:46I'm not pregnant.
11:48It was a false alarm.
11:50What do you mean?
11:52We got it wrong, and I shouldn't have told you until we were sure.
12:01How are you feeling?
12:03I need to apologise.
12:05You don't. You really don't.
12:07I really do.
12:09Well, then, thank you for being understanding,
12:12and thank you for not...
12:14You don't even need to say it.
12:16I've got to pick up Paul's ashes.
12:19I'm just giving them to Bernie.
12:21You what?
12:23She's taking them to the rave.
12:25It's a good job. I love you, Devendra,
12:27cos you are seriously reducing my treat rate.
12:30You can only dance disco.
12:32Oh, come on. Come on. It's easy.
12:34Right, you and I'll head. So we go...
12:36One, two, three.
12:38One, two, three.
12:40One, two, three.
12:42One, two, three.
12:44One, two, three.
12:46One, two, three.
12:48One, two, three.
12:50One, two, three.
12:52One, two, three.
12:55So we go, big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
12:58Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
13:00Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
13:02Come on!
13:04What have you done with Paul's ashes?
13:06He's here. Crime spot.
13:10I was meant to pick them up. We agreed to split them.
13:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
13:15And I've already done it.
13:17There you go.
13:19Obviously, we need most of them to send up into space.
13:22What are you talking about?
13:24In a balloon!
13:26I just stepped into a parallel universe.
13:29I was going to tell you, but...
13:31I'm not having this tiny little bit of him.
13:34How dare you? Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower.
13:37Yeah, well, I didn't think you'd need any more.
13:41Right, let me tell you about the ashes.
13:43It is beautiful.
13:45So we launch you up into space...
13:47No, Paul is not going up into space.
13:49Nor should he be dumped on top of a speaker in the middle of the street.
13:53Paul would want to be here enjoying himself.
13:55I'm not having you dictate everything!
13:58You've manipulated me, you've lied to me!
14:01Yeah, well, I lied to protect you.
14:04Now you want all of his ashes, and you're disrespecting him!
14:07Let's not do this here.
14:09No, I am not standing for it!
14:11Yeah, and I'm not standing for you ruined today.
14:13This is about Paul, not you.
14:15I think it's OK to have Paul here at the party.
14:17Thank you!
14:19Well, you could have been more considerate about Billy's feelings.
14:22I don't agree with him about the ashes.
14:24He deserves more than a tiny little box.
14:26He was his husband.
14:30Come on, let's go and sit down for a bit.
14:35What?
14:37I haven't said anything.
14:39Your face did.
14:45Hey.
14:47It's all kicking off out there.
14:49Hi, I can hear you.
14:51Ouch.
14:53Yeah, emotions are bound to be running high, though, aren't they?
14:56Mine are too, if I'm honest.
14:58Yeah, I'm not surprised.
15:00Bertie's picking up on it now.
15:02He's not sleeping through the night, which means neither am I.
15:05Come and stay for a bit, do some Uncle Adamant,
15:07give you the odd night off.
15:09Seriously?
15:11Yes, please, that would be great, thank you.
15:13Just till Bethany gets back.
15:15No problem.
15:17I hear they want to keep her in for another week.
15:20The doctors insist.
15:22Meanwhile, the costs keep rising.
15:24And rising and rising and rising.
15:28I have been looking
15:30into ways to free up some of Bertie's trust fund money.
15:33But Dad doesn't think I should do it.
15:38I don't know what to do. We've got to raise the money somehow.
15:41The fundraiser's dead.
15:45Damon's offered to pay.
15:47What?
15:49It stays between us. I haven't told Sarah.
15:53Go on.
15:55She asked me to check her voicemail.
15:57Well, Damon's left her a message saying she's welcome
15:59to take the remainder of his money from the robbery.
16:01I don't know if he's playing games or if he means it.
16:04Either way, she can't accept it.
16:06But if he means it?
16:08Stolen money, Adam.
16:10Yeah, that no-one knows about.
16:12Adam, you're a solicitor.
16:14You know full well what would happen if the police found out.
16:16You said yourself we need to raise the funds.
16:18I don't think you should tell Sarah.
16:20I think you should just delete that voicemail.
16:30All right, Dave?
16:32Oh.
16:34Not seen you since we were inside.
16:36Yeah.
16:38Happy memories.
16:40How you doing, Andy?
16:42Gone straight, me.
16:44Really? Wow.
16:46I'll still watch me wallet, if that's all right.
16:48Probably best.
16:50Here's to Minty. Top lad.
16:53Yeah.
16:56Forgot you used to call him that.
16:58Always had a packet, didn't he?
17:00Freshest breath in the clink.
17:02Freshest breath in the clink.
17:18Gemma, are you OK?
17:20Yeah. Stop asking me if I'm all right, Ches.
17:23Don't want to talk, just want to dance.
17:32What's that?
17:34What? What's what?
17:36Are you taking drugs?
17:38Yes. Paracetamol.
17:40All that business with Billy's giving me a headache.
17:42Yeah, but that's cos you haven't eaten anything all day yet.
17:45Come on now.
17:47Just give me a nice healthy kebab.
17:56I know you're upset.
17:58I'm all right. You don't need to babysit me, you know.
18:02Just go and dance.
18:04Just want to make sure you're all right.
18:06I'm all right. Go on. Go.
18:25It was nice getting a text from you, inviting me over.
18:28Yeah, well, I've been barred out my mind.
18:30Oh.
18:32Well, I'll be happy to entertain you to the best of my abilities.
18:36And it's nice to get out of the flat, to be honest.
18:39Feels weird not having my dad there.
18:41I bet. Do you think they'll get back together?
18:44I hope so. But affairs of the heart are strange things.
18:48If you say so.
18:50Actually, I do want your advice.
18:52Of course.
18:54Dad told us Mum were pregnant.
18:57Wow.
18:59I mean, that's big news.
19:01How do you feel about it?
19:03I was excited.
19:05I mean, I know I hated Dorian when he first came,
19:07but it was fun to have a baby around.
19:10So what's the problem?
19:14Apparently it was a mistake.
19:16False alarm, they said.
19:18But I reckon there's something they're not telling me.
19:20Like what?
19:22I don't know, but they were shifty.
19:25And I know shifty when I see it.
19:27I hope it's not like with Taya.
19:29What happened with Taya?
19:31Well, they thought she was pregnant,
19:33but...
19:35it turned out to be cancer.
19:46Gus?
19:48Dee Dee.
19:50Can you get whoever's in charge of searching for my son to come and see me?
19:53I've been waiting for hours. They keep fobbing me off.
19:56Look, I'll do my best, but I just wanted to ask,
19:58when was the last time you spoke to Joel?
20:00Er, a couple of days before he disappeared.
20:03He was distraught.
20:05Talked about ending it all.
20:07OK, but what if he didn't? I mean, is there anywhere he might go?
20:09If he was on the run?
20:11He's not gone. On the run.
20:13But he might have. OK, we've got to consider the possibility.
20:16My son was suicidal.
20:18He could be lying dead somewhere,
20:20and you've got the gall to suggest he could have faked it all.
20:22I'm sorry, I understand this was a must-be-have.
20:25Get away from me!
20:29I'm so sorry, Mr Dearing.
20:31I understand this whole situation must be extremely distressing for you.
20:34If you'd like to take a seat, I will be with you shortly.
20:39Miss Bailey?
20:41Perhaps you'd like to come with me?
20:55So what do I owe this pleasure?
20:57Sarah asked me to access her message while she was in Turkey.
21:01I heard yours, about the money.
21:05I just want to know if you're being genuine,
21:07or if you're playing some twisted game.
21:10I just want to know if you're being genuine,
21:12or if you're playing some twisted game.
21:39Come on, come on!
22:09Come on, come on!
22:11Come on, come on!
22:13Where's he been?
22:37How is she?
22:38Bethany. Not great.
22:40How'd it happen?
22:42I don't know all the details.
22:43I want to know what you're playing at.
22:45Does this money even exist, or are you trying to mess with Sarah's head?
22:47I'll be doing something to your head in a minute if you don't keep your voice down.
22:51You need to let it go, mate.
22:53This. Us.
22:55Do you still think we're fighting over Sarah?
22:58It's over.
23:00We've both lost her.
23:03But I still love her.
23:06Whatever you think of me,
23:08whether you trust me or you don't,
23:12it doesn't matter.
23:14The only thing that matters
23:16is that I can get my hands on some money to help Bethany.
23:19So either you tell Sarah,
23:22or I'll just pick up the phone again and tell her myself.
23:42Bernie, this is really good.
23:44I'm just saying, it's probably illegal to use an air horn in a residential area.
23:48How old are you?
23:49We are not related.
23:51That must be the only thing that makes sense.
23:53Oh, look at me. It's my day off.
23:55You all right, ma'am?
23:57Yeah.
23:58You?
23:59Yeah.
24:00Great!
24:06You all right?
24:08Yeah.
24:10Where's Paul?
24:12He's been in the old disco biscuits.
24:15No, his ashes have gone!
24:19Someone must have moved them.
24:21We'll find them, all right? Don't panic.
24:27Do you think he could have got a fake passport?
24:29Joel, I'm not ruling anything out at the moment.
24:33Let me get you a herbal tea.
24:35Ugh.
24:36No, I'd sooner have a beer.
24:38No, I'd sooner have a proper cuppa as well,
24:40but apparently it's good for calming you down.
24:42Oh, I will calm down when you catch Joel.
24:45Look, what about this passport thing?
24:47We'll look into it.
24:48You're fobbing me off, Lisa.
24:50I am, but it's not working, is it?
24:52I just don't believe Joel is dead.
24:54Yes, you've made that pretty clear.
24:56His dad obviously does, though.
24:58Why is that not good enough for you?
25:00I just don't buy it, OK?
25:03He's putting it on and he obviously knows something.
25:06Hey, why don't you get someone to follow him?
25:08See if he leads you to Joel.
25:10You've been watching too many cop movies.
25:14You're not going to do it, are you?
25:16Am I going to get somebody to follow a grieving father?
25:19No, because that's harassment.
25:21Look, I know you want Joel to be alive
25:23so we can put him in the dock, but that doesn't mean he is.
25:26I've spoken to his dad a couple of times now.
25:29He's 100% sure his son is dead.
25:31And I think you need to start getting used to the idea as well.
25:35Where are you going?
25:37Give me a wild guess.
25:39What, you think Billy took the ashes?
25:41I don't think he's been carried to heaven by a flight of angels,
25:44though Billy might be when I get hold of him.
25:46Are you going to go easy on him?
25:48Get out of my way. Move!
25:50I will move when you promise that you're going to go easy on him.
25:53Look, Billy's head's all over the place at the moment.
25:55He doesn't know what he's doing half the time.
25:57Look, last night...
25:59He's grieving, OK?
26:01And people are going to be mad at him.
26:04He's grieving, OK?
26:06And people do out-of-character stuff when they're grieving,
26:08so you just need to give him some leeway.
26:10Why? Why do I have to give him leeway?
26:13What's he done?
26:15He's just taken the ashes.
26:17No, you said. You said last night.
26:20What happened?
26:22Todd? No!
26:24It just got a bit emotional, that's all.
26:26He probably just took the ashes to keep them safe.
26:29They were safe where they were.
26:31Right, Billy's had his churchy thing. Am I not allowed mine?
26:34He's grieving.
26:36If you say he's grieving one more time,
26:38I'm going to put you through those speakers.
26:41Am I not grieving?
26:43Now, I'm his mother.
26:45He was my son, and I wanted him here today with me for all this.
26:51I know you did.
26:53But all we're saying is that Billy is really going through it right now.
26:57Just don't make this worse for him.
27:01You already told him they didn't get to say a proper goodbye.
27:04Bernie, please.
27:06Today has been great.
27:08Just don't spoil it.
27:18Are you all right? Are they for me?
27:20Yeah.
27:22OK. What have you done?
27:24Nothing.
27:26You must have done something. Is it them flipping vapes again?
27:29If we find out, you're on them now, Ruby.
27:31Come on, out with it.
27:33Have you got cancer, Mum?
27:37What?
27:39What...
27:41What makes you think that?
27:43Sam said Taya thought she was pregnant
27:45and then it turned out to be cancer.
27:47Oh, so you thought...
27:49Oh, love.
27:53No, I haven't got cancer.
27:55You're not just saying that.
27:57No.
27:59So why run Ruby's life?
28:01Why is it on my life?
28:03Girls.
28:05Come on, sit down, both of you.
28:07Come here.
28:11Look...
28:15I should have told you the truth in the first place, right?
28:18It wasn't a false alarm.
28:20I was pregnant.
28:24Well, I still am.
28:27But...
28:29me and your dad have decided
28:31that we're not going to have the baby.
28:35So next week...
28:38I'm going to hospital.
28:42I'm going to have a termination.
28:46Look, I know it's hard to get your heads round, right?
28:49But...
28:51we honestly think it's for the best.
28:53Cos we've got two lovely kids.
28:56Well, you know, most of the time, you're lovely.
28:59And three, you know, with Dorian, so...
29:05What I'm trying to say is...
29:08we're happy with our family the way it is.
29:13Does that make sense?
29:18Got anything you want to ask me?
29:20No?
29:22Like you're thinking anything, yeah?
29:26You OK?
29:28You sure?
29:32Come here.
29:36Sorry, won't be a sec.
29:38I've, er, just been doing the old...
29:43You all right there? Do you want me to call you an ambulance?
29:46Yeah, no, I've just been doing a set.
29:49Yeah, I know, I heard.
29:51We all did.
29:53What can I get for you?
29:56Er, I'll have a hot pot to go, please.
29:58Actually, you'd better make it to here in case Betsy's in.
30:01And a glass of white wine while I'm waiting.
30:03Coming up. Large.
30:07How is Betsy?
30:09OK, I think, considering.
30:11Mm, but you've had to see the back of Joel.
30:14I'd be a lot happier if he was banged up
30:16with a couple of 18 stone vikers
30:18who don't like men who groom young girls.
30:20Sorry, shouldn't say that sort of thing, should I?
30:23It's all right.
30:25It's all right.
30:30Listen, I, er, I went to see Carla earlier.
30:33She pretty much slammed the door in my face.
30:35Carl, she's a bit narky with me, you know.
30:38Good set, by the way. Techno, techno, techno, techno.
30:41She is. I think that's jazz hands, though.
30:44I don't think it's just the plea hearing.
30:46Is there something else going on?
30:48No. No, not that I know of.
30:51I'll leave you two.
30:55Have you changed your mind about joining our singles club?
30:57Yeah, you'll be the first to know.
30:59I haven't been doing the wrong hands.
31:14You couldn't even give me one day, could you?
31:18Yell, scream,
31:20kick the living daylights out of me.
31:22I don't think I can let go of him.
31:28You're going to make me get down there, aren't you?
31:31With my knees?
31:33It's not under your knees are bad,
31:35all that bouncing you're doing out there.
31:37Oh!
31:40You should have seen me in my A-day.
31:44About time to be alive.
31:46About time to be alive.
31:53What am I going to do without him?
31:56I know, love.
31:59I know.
32:03You know, I'm always telling people
32:05that we're more than just flesh and blood.
32:10That death is in the end.
32:12This is all I've got left of him.
32:18And if I let go,
32:21it's going to be like losing him all over again.
32:26I'm such a hypocrite, aren't I?
32:29No.
32:31You're just a human being.
32:35My mum had me dad in the wardrobe for six months.
32:38His ashes.
32:41His ashes, obviously.
32:44Couldn't think what to do with them.
32:48Anyway,
32:50it snowed one night and me dad loved the snow.
32:53Especially when it first came down,
32:55he was like a big kid.
32:58So me mum went out in her slippers
33:01and she sprinkled his ashes all over the front garden.
33:05Yeah, it's beautiful.
33:07Well, it is and it isn't.
33:09The snow melted
33:11and me dad was all over the path.
33:15Me mum had to sweep his ashes up.
33:18Is this supposed to be making me feel better?
33:22Well, we wouldn't have that problem
33:24if we sent Paul into space, would we?
33:28Now, I know you think I'm off me head
33:30and maybe I am, but
33:33the point being
33:36you do have to let him go, Bill.
33:39We both do.
33:43But that doesn't mean you're going to lose him again.
33:47Because he'll still be in here
33:51and he'll always be in here, won't he?
33:55Oh, I'm going to kill you.
33:59You've set me off now.
34:01I love you.
34:24It's not half bad being single
34:26but I do miss having somebody to cuddle up to
34:28and not sleeping with the enemy with.
34:30Me and Beth used to love that movie.
34:32So romantic.
34:34Sleeping with the enemy's about a woman
34:36who pretends to be dead so she can get out
34:38of an abusive relationship.
34:40I don't remember that bit.
34:42I know he misses his wife
34:44and his son makes a call to this radio shop.
34:46You're thinking of...
34:48You're thinking of Sleepless in Seattle.
34:50Sleeping with the enemy's got Julia Roberts.
34:52Pretty woman.
34:54Now, that's a romantic movie.
34:56Isn't she a sex worker?
34:58I believe you went to see him.
35:00We're running out of options.
35:02Look, nobody wants Bethany back more than I do.
35:04I think her mother might do.
35:06Listen, I'm going to tell Sarah, then it's up to her
35:08what she wants to do with the money.
35:10No, don't. Why not?
35:12Because she'll probably say yes.
35:14We're talking about the proceeds of an armed robbery here.
35:16Police will be all over it.
35:18Do you really want to get Sarah mixed up in all that?
35:20I'll do something, OK?
35:22Anything but this.
35:24Do you still have Damon's voicemail?
35:27Yeah. Delete it.
35:29I'm serious, Adam.
35:31You need to delete that message.
35:33Sarah can't know about it.
35:35Hey, Jenny, any chance you can give me a shift for ten minutes?
35:38Just need to pop that to the flat and check on something.
35:40Good to go back. Let me know. Cheers.
35:44See, I told them that you're not keeping it.
35:46What a lovely way to put it.
35:48How did you put it?
35:50I told them I'm having a termination.
35:52Well, that's hardly better.
35:54We handled it well.
35:56They're too young.
35:58They're not stupid. They probably know more than we do.
36:01Do you have to tell them everything?
36:03Yes.
36:05I don't like them like that. I like them quickly.
36:07Just talk to me for a minute, please.
36:09Look...
36:11I know you think they're still babies, Ty,
36:14but they're not.
36:16Found Hope with condoms the other week, didn't I?
36:18Come on, if it's not condoms, it's vapes.
36:21They're growing up.
36:23They do biology in school.
36:25They know about sex and...
36:27contraception and termination.
36:29I know, I know, but it's a different kettle of fish
36:31when the mother's having one.
36:33I had to tell them. Hope thought I had cancer.
36:36Look, I just... I don't want to lie to them, not any more.
36:39They deserve to know the truth.
36:41What, even if it upsets them?
36:45They seemed OK.
36:47I know, but we don't really know how they feel, do we?
36:49Look, maybe they are OK.
36:51I don't know. I'm just saying.
36:53You know, but one minute they're getting excited
36:55because they think they've got a new little brother or sister
36:57on the way, and the next minute we're telling them
36:59that we don't want that.
37:01It's a lot for kids to deal with.
37:03Got to wash your hands, please.
37:11Carla, are you in?
37:15Carla?
37:23SHE SNIFFS
37:35I should call her back.
37:37She probably thinks we're knocking seven bells out of each other.
37:40The night is still young.
37:42Even if we're not.
37:46Do you mind if I let a bit of light in here?
37:49You know, before you turn into...
37:51..Mrs Watsonface.
37:54Sat in her wedding dress with her curtains closed
37:56for the rest of her life.
37:58I've never been compared to Miss Havisham before.
38:01Havisham, that's the one.
38:03There we go.
38:05That's better, isn't it?
38:10Hey, what have God and my dev got in common?
38:14If this is going to be blasphemous, then...
38:16No, they both move in very mysterious ways.
38:21Ted's getting the hang of it.
38:24Not as good as me, mind you.
38:27Did I tell you I was once on The Hitman and Her?
38:30Yeah, I was on the stage with Clive.
38:32I met Jason Orange before he was Jason Orange.
38:35I'm impressed.
38:37Yeah, you should be.
38:40Paul would have loved today.
38:42Do you reckon?
38:47And I think that he would, er...
38:50..he'd love to be sent up to space.
38:54I know you ate the idea.
38:56I did, I did, but I'm slowly coming round to it.
39:00Seriously?
39:02Yeah, I'll keep my little box of ashes, but...
39:07..I'm happy for you to send yours up and away.
39:14I'm sorry I went to Todd behind your back.
39:17I should never have asked him to give me the urn.
39:20It's fine.
39:24You forgive me?
39:28So, shall we go back down there?
39:31For the last hurrah?
39:34Yeah.
39:36Come on, then.
39:38I know.
39:50Take it, that's why you've been walking around
39:52like a bear with a sore head.
39:55You'll have a sore head if you open my letters again.
39:58I'm already open.
40:02Divorce has come through, then.
40:04Well...
40:06..yes, Ryan.
40:08I'm sorry.
40:10I'm sorry.
40:12I'm sorry.
40:14I'm sorry.
40:16I'm sorry.
40:18Yes, Ryan.
40:20I'm celebrating. Do you want one?
40:23No, I've got to get back to work in a minute.
40:30How was your set?
40:32Still got it.
40:34You ought to get yourself a little van.
40:36A few lights, glitter ball.
40:38Could do weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals.
40:40Lisa came into the pub. She's asking about you.
40:43I don't know what she's been saying,
40:45and I don't want to know. I'm not interested.
40:47You must have known the divorce was coming, right?
40:49Yes, Ryan.
40:51But I also know I'm going to kick the bucket one day.
40:53It's not going to make it any easier when it happens, is it?
40:56It's just...
40:58..it's a shock...
41:02..to see it there in black and white.
41:07See you around.
41:09I'm not going anywhere until you've deleted that voicemail.
41:12How are we going to get Bethany home?
41:14We'll find a way.
41:16And don't even think about saying anything to those two.
41:23It's gone.
41:27A bridging loan?
41:29Yes, to pay for Bethany.
41:31I wanted to tell you last night,
41:33but I thought I'd better wait till after Paul's funeral.
41:36So you're selling the house, then?
41:38The value is coming around tomorrow morning.
41:40Thanks for nothing, girl.
41:42I'll look forward to my Christmas dinner in the homeless shelter.
41:46Look, I don't want to sell it.
41:49But if it's the only way we can raise the money...
41:55I just want to thank you all for coming today.
41:58It means a lot to me and my family.
42:01Kit, get up here, please.
42:04So...
42:06..we've decided...
42:08..we're going to send our Paul's ashes into space.
42:12Yeah, yeah, I thought you'd like that,
42:14but we can't do it tonight.
42:17But we have got some rockets we're going to let off.
42:21So I want you all to enjoy the fireworks
42:25and dance like there's no tomorrow
42:28to one of our Paul's favourites.
42:31Let me show you.
42:34Let me show you love!
42:38Let me show you love!
42:51I am so sorry about...
42:55I'm... I'm mortified.
42:58Won't you unite?
43:02We OK?
43:08SHE WHIMPERS
43:15Billy! Come here, son.
43:18Come on. Come on.
43:25SHE WHIMPERS
43:38SHE WHIMPERS