Coronation Street 4th October 2024
Coronation Street 4th October 2024
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00:00["Pomp and Circumstance"]
00:30Oh, what are you doing up so early?
00:37I had a dream about Uncle Paul. Couldn't get back to sleep.
00:42Oh, sweetheart.
00:43Why are you up? Couldn't sleep either?
00:46Me? No, I just heard you get up.
00:50Do you think he'll be mad I didn't go to the funeral?
00:54Of course not. He'd understand.
00:57I feel bad.
00:59Hey, the last thing Uncle Paul had wanted for you to feel bad,
01:05you were upset.
01:07And that's because you love him so much, just as much as he loves you.
01:12Miss him already.
01:16Hey.
01:18You up with the lark?
01:20No, Joe couldn't sleep.
01:22No joy in the club.
01:25You all right, chicken?
01:27I'm all right.
01:28Do you reckon you'll be OK to go to school?
01:31Yeah, I reckon it'll take my mind off things.
01:35I'm gonna go get a shower.
01:40The maturity of that lad.
01:42I'd have jumped at the chance to skip school.
01:45Yeah, me and all.
01:48Talking of school, old school, that is,
01:51we are going proper rave today
01:56without the drugs and sticky dance floors, obviously.
02:01I can just see it now, Mam.
02:03Billy and Dev with the glow sticks shouting tune.
02:07It'll be better.
02:09You heard from Billy?
02:12Texted him twice, apologised again.
02:15Has he replied?
02:17I'll keep trying.
02:20I hope he's all right, Mam.
02:27WATER RUNNING
02:37How are you feeling?
02:40Sorry, stupid question.
02:44Thought you might want a solid hangover breakfast.
02:47I was baking an egg bomb.
02:49Sorry, I don't think I can face food.
02:53I'm glad you got back OK last night.
02:56Everyone was worried.
02:59Yeah, I just, erm...
03:02just needed some space.
03:08You gonna be all right for today?
03:10Big memorial rave?
03:13I don't know.
03:15I'll see how I feel after I've picked up the ashes from Shutterworth's.
03:19Yeah, of course.
03:21Any update on Bethany?
03:23Well, I spoke to Sarah before.
03:25She's on the mend, but they want to keep her in another week.
03:28Another week? A two grand a day?
03:30Yep.
03:32And then it's just 50 grand to have her medevaced home,
03:35so, bargain.
03:37How's that fundraiser looking?
03:39You mean since my gran dropped an atom bomb on it?
03:42Don't. She feels terrible.
03:45It's all she should.
03:47I've been thinking more about the house.
03:49Well, we can't sell it.
03:51It's my house.
03:52And we live in it.
03:54You know, you're family.
03:55Do you want to make us all homeless?
03:57It does sound a bit drastic.
03:59We've got to do something.
04:01And I can't think of another way.
04:07I'm gonna call it Singles Who Want To Mingles.
04:10It's good, innit?
04:12Brilliant.
04:13Either that or number ones without number twos.
04:15I think the first one's better.
04:17So far, I've got Izzy, Ryan and Steve.
04:20We're gonna have our first house in tomorrow, if you're free.
04:22I'm not.
04:23It's gonna be great.
04:24I thought we could all go to the pub, have a few drinks...
04:26Look, I would rather stick pins in my eyes
04:29than go to your blooming tragic singles club.
04:31All right? Now move.
04:33I'll be with me.
04:34Cheers.
04:37You don't have to be so harsh.
04:39What do you want, Ryan? I'm busy.
04:41This came for you.
04:42I thought it might be something to do with the play you're in tomorrow.
04:44Keep your voice down.
04:46Fine.
04:50Everything OK?
04:51Yes, fine.
04:53You sure everything's all right?
04:54Yes.
04:55Yes, I've got a lot on my mind, obviously,
04:57and I can't think straight with all these interruptions, that's all.
05:00In fact, I think I'm gonna go and work from home.
05:02You're not there today, are you?
05:04No, I'm doing DJing at the party for Paul.
05:06Might get a moment's peace then.
05:08All right.
05:09See you.
05:11All right, so I was just, er, restocked the kebab shop
05:14cos I reckon the rave is going to be ravenous tonight.
05:17You wouldn't have sold a thing in my day.
05:19Yeah? Why's that?
05:21Well, folk don't usually eat at raves.
05:23Yeah? Why not?
05:27Drugs?
05:28Yeah.
05:29There's not gonna be any of that today, is there?
05:31Well, I hear Brian's got a stash to sell.
05:34Brian? Packham?
05:36Yeah.
05:38Brian? Packham?
05:39Yeah.
05:40Stash?
05:45Hey!
05:46I was gonna call you.
05:49So what happened with Bill last night?
05:51Why do you ask?
05:53Well, you weren't after him.
05:55You make it sound like there's something I don't know.
05:57Course there isn't.
05:59I mean, he was in a bad way and I got him home and put him to bed.
06:03Right.
06:04Well, I've called him a few times, but he's not replied.
06:08I can't say I blame him.
06:11Look, you know I lied for his sake.
06:15And you went along with it too.
06:17And I shouldn't have. I should have told him the truth.
06:19We thought we were sparing his feelings.
06:21Well, instead you just, like, compounded his grief.
06:24Cheers, babe.
06:27I'm, um, on my way to pick up the ashes.
06:30Great.
06:32Great. Well, can you bring him to the party?
06:35Yeah, I want our parlay on the best dance floor spot, front left.
06:40Will do.
06:42Excuse me.
06:44Why is front left the best spot?
06:46Just is. Rave folklore.
06:52Follow single, we meet again to mingle.
06:55Oh, cheers.
06:56Maybe I could write a jingle that'll give us a tingle.
06:59We can all sing it when we meet up tomorrow.
07:01I did want to apologise for suggesting that you ask Carla.
07:04Well, she wasn't very happy, was she?
07:06Carla's got a lot on her mind at the minute, I should have realised.
07:10Let's just leave her be.
07:11Don't worry, I'll be staying well clear after this morning.
07:14Hiya.
07:15You're not single by any chance, are you?
07:18Are you asking me out?
07:19No.
07:20Oh, in fact, if you fancy a pint, then...
07:23Thank you, but no.
07:25Oh, I'm sort of relieved.
07:27Cos if you'd said yeah,
07:28then I wouldn't have been able to run my new singles club,
07:30cos we'd have been dating.
07:32Well, you can be safe in the knowledge that isn't going to happen.
07:35Phew. See you.
07:36See you, mate.
07:38Yeah, it's just...
07:40Just Kurt.
07:41Yeah.
07:43So, er, so Carla's a bit stressed then today?
07:46Yeah, I think the plea hearing's getting to her a little bit.
07:49But she only knocked a guy off his bike.
07:52You won't punish her too much, will you?
07:54Well, she should get a custodial, but it was ABH.
07:57But she'll go on her record.
07:59And she'll get community service, at least.
08:02Right, well, no wonder she's stressed.
08:07Ah, thought I heard you down here.
08:09Aren't you helping at Paul's Memorial?
08:11Yeah, heading over in a bit.
08:13Well, I'm, er, contemplating coming.
08:17It's a rave, Dad.
08:18I've done sufficient dancing over the years.
08:21What kind of music is it?
08:23B-t-t-t-t-t...
08:26Not that tuneless nonsense.
08:29Oh, online banking.
08:31I miss going to a high street branch.
08:33Just checking to see whether they've put any of Bertie's trust fund
08:36into my current account yet.
08:38Why are you doing that?
08:40To help Bethany.
08:42Mrs Bertie's money?
08:44I'm not going to use it all, and Bethany needs it right now.
08:47But this is your son's future.
08:49And she's my partner, so...
08:51With a large family who should be able to raise sufficient funds.
08:56Look, the old Bertie has his...
08:59I can't see Sinead's family putting much aside for him, can you?
09:05I just think that he should be a priority.
09:10Hey. You all right?
09:12You got them tunes I asked for? Yep.
09:14All downloaded. Top tuners there, I must say.
09:16Yeah, well, our Apollo had very good taste.
09:18Got it from me. Obvs.
09:20Yeah, you do know I can only do a couple of hours
09:22before me shift at the pub, right?
09:24Then me mate Chris is going to take over after that.
09:26Yeah, well, as long as he knows his stuff.
09:28He does, don't you worry. Don't you worry about that.
09:31Right. You got permission to close the street, then?
09:33Kind of. What does kind of mean?
09:35It means I didn't. But we'll be fine.
09:38I'll just flash my badge if anyone makes a fuss.
09:40Naughty, naughty.
09:42I'm sure Paul would approve.
09:44Yeah, I think he would, too.
09:46Yes, Rastafari.
09:48Ooh, there's a sight I never thought I'd see.
09:50Well, you see, I researched rape culture
09:52and this is the look that it gave me.
09:54Personally, I would have gone more for the whole disco thing
09:56with a satin shirt and button to the waist
09:58and the tight white pants.
10:00But this is just what suits me.
10:02If you say so, Dave.
10:04But anything to make Bernie happy, right?
10:06I'm sure she appreciates it.
10:08What about our Gemma? Is she all right?
10:10She's not stopped all morning, but she says she's fine.
10:13Hey, Manchester!
10:16Excuse me?
10:18You got any beer, Oz?
10:20Absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
10:23Salmon and trout?
10:25Never mind.
10:33Oh, wow, it looks great!
10:35And, ooh, so do you!
10:38Yeah, well, they sure do.
10:40Ooh, so do you!
10:42Yeah, well, this track is 35 years old.
10:45Been to some of the best club nights in the world.
10:47Yeah, Hacienda, back to basics,
10:49trade, amnesia, space,
10:52you name it!
10:54In fact, I might have been wearing this
10:57the night the twins were conceived.
10:59Well, Paul always said that this was his favourite dress of mine, so...
11:03You look fabulous.
11:05Cheers!
11:08Is Billy not with you?
11:10Erm, he was feeling a bit fragile.
11:13He'll be down in a bit.
11:19Hey.
11:21Hey.
11:23How did it go with Dr Gaddis?
11:25Yeah, fine.
11:27Booked an appointment at the clinic next week.
11:31It's the right decision.
11:33Yeah, yeah, I know.
11:36What are we gonna tell the girls?
11:38Can I have my tablet?
11:40No, you can't. We've spoke about this. Not during school hours.
11:43I'm not out of school, am I?
11:45You're suspended. You're not on holiday.
11:47Can I go out, then? I need a break.
11:49Have you done your homework? Yeah.
11:51Let's see. Fine, I ain't finished it.
11:53Well, then you're not going out.
11:55When are you gonna stop lying to us about everything?
11:57Take a chill pill, Mum. Stress isn't good for the baby.
12:02What?
12:04I'm not pregnant.
12:06It was a false alarm.
12:08What do you mean?
12:10Erm, we got it wrong.
12:12And I shouldn't have told you until we were sure.
12:20How are you feeling?
12:22I need to apologise.
12:24You don't. You really don't.
12:26I really do.
12:28Well, then, thank you for being understanding.
12:31Thank you for not...
12:33I don't even need to say it.
12:35Have you gone to pick up Paul's ashes?
12:39I'm just giving them to Bernie.
12:41You what?
12:43She's taking them to the rave.
13:03It's a good job. I love you, Devendrick,
13:05cos you are seriously reducing my screen time.
13:08Give me a canonic dance disco.
13:10Oh, come on! Come on, it's easy.
13:12Right, you and I'll head. So we go...
13:14Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
13:16Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
13:18You what? Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
13:20Come on!
13:22What have you done with Paul's ashes?
13:24He's here. Crime spot.
13:28I was meant to pick them up. We agreed to split them.
13:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, and I've already done it.
13:35There you go.
13:37Obviously, we need most of him to send up into space.
13:40What are you talking about?
13:42In a balloon!
13:44I just stepped into a parallel universe.
13:47I was going to tell you, but...
13:49I'm not having this tiny little bit of him.
13:52How dare you? Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower.
13:55Yeah, well, I didn't think you'd need any more.
13:59Right, let me tell you about the ashes.
14:01It is beautiful. So we launch you up into space...
14:04No, Paul is not going up into space.
14:07Nor should he be dumped on top of a speaker in the middle of the street.
14:10Paul would want to be here enjoying himself.
14:13I'm not having you dictate everything.
14:16You've manipulated me, you've lied to me.
14:19Yeah, well, I lied to protect you.
14:22Now you want all of his ashes and you're disrespecting him.
14:25Let's not do this here.
14:27I'm not standing for it!
14:29Yeah, and I'm not standing for you ruined today.
14:31This is about Paul, not you.
14:33I think it's OK to have Paul here at the party.
14:36Thank you!
14:37Well, you could have been more considerate about Billy's feelings.
14:40And I totally agree with him about the ashes.
14:42He deserves more than a tiny little box.
14:45He was his husband.
14:48Come on, let's go and sit down for a bit.
14:53What?
14:54I haven't said anything.
14:56I said...
15:03Hey.
15:05It's all kicking off out there.
15:06Aye, I can hear that.
15:07No, I mean Bernie and Billy.
15:09Ouch.
15:10Yeah, emotions are bound to be running high, though, aren't they?
15:13Mine are too, if I'm honest.
15:15Yeah, I'm not surprised.
15:17Bertie's picking up on it now.
15:19He's not sleeping through the night, which means neither am I.
15:22Come and stay for a bit, do some Uncle Adamant.
15:24I'll give you the odd night off.
15:26Seriously?
15:27Yes, please, that would be great, thank you.
15:30Just till Bethany gets back.
15:31No problem.
15:33I hear they want to keep her in for another week.
15:36She's desperate to come home, but the doctors insist.
15:40Meanwhile, the costs keep rising.
15:42And rising and rising and rising.
15:47I have been looking into ways to free up some of Bertie's trust fund money,
15:52but Dad doesn't think I should do it.
15:56I don't know what to do. We've got to raise the money somehow.
15:59The fundraiser's dead.
16:02Damon's offered to pay.
16:05What?
16:06This stays between us. I haven't told Sarah.
16:10Go on.
16:12She asked me to check her voicemail.
16:14Well, Damon's left her a message saying she's welcome
16:16to take the remainder of his money from the robbery.
16:18I don't know if he's playing games or if he means it.
16:21Either way, she can't accept it.
16:23But if he means it?
16:24It's stolen money, Adam.
16:25Yeah, but no-one knows about it.
16:27Adam, you're a solicitor.
16:29You know full well what would happen if the police found out.
16:31You said yourself we need to raise the funds.
16:33Yeah, but not like this.
16:38I don't think you should tell Sarah.
16:40I think you should just delete that voicemail.
16:43All right, Dave?
16:46Oh.
16:47Not seen you since we were inside.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Happy memories.
16:53How you doing, Andy?
16:54Gone straight, me.
16:56Really? Wow.
16:58I'll still watch my wallet, if that's all right.
17:00Probably best.
17:03Here's to Minty.
17:04Top lad.
17:05Top lad.
17:06Top lad.
17:07Top lad.
17:08Top lad.
17:09Top lad.
17:10Here's to Minty.
17:11Top lad.
17:13Yeah.
17:16Forgot you used to call him that.
17:18Always had a packet, didn't he?
17:20Brushed his breath in the clink.
17:37Gemma?
17:38You OK?
17:39Yeah.
17:40Stop asking me if I'm all right, Ches.
17:42I don't want to talk, I just want to dance.
17:52What's that?
17:53What?
17:54What's what?
17:55Are you taking drugs?
17:56Yes.
17:57Paracetamol.
17:58All that business with Billy's giving me a headache.
18:01Yeah, but that's because you haven't eaten anything all day yet.
18:04Come on.
18:05Let's get you a nice healthy kebab.
18:09Come on.
18:14I know you're upset.
18:17I'm all right.
18:18You don't need to babysit me, you know.
18:20Just go and dance.
18:22I just want to make sure you're all right.
18:24I'm all right.
18:25Go on.
18:26Go.
18:40It was nice getting a text from you, inviting me over.
18:43Yeah, well, I've been barred out of my mind.
18:46Oh.
18:47Well, I'll be happy to entertain you to the best of my abilities.
18:52And it's nice to get out of the flat, to be honest.
18:55It feels weird not having my dad there.
18:57I bet.
18:58Do you think they'll get back together?
19:00I hope so.
19:01But affairs of the heart are strange things.
19:04If you say so.
19:06Actually, I do want your advice.
19:08Of course.
19:10Dad told us Mum were pregnant.
19:13Wow.
19:15I mean, that's big news.
19:17How do you feel about it?
19:19I was excited.
19:20I mean, I know I hated Dorian when he first came,
19:23but it was fun to have a baby around.
19:26So what's the problem?
19:30Apparently it was a mistake.
19:32False alarm, they said.
19:34But I reckon there's something they're not telling me.
19:37Like what?
19:38I don't know, but they were shifty.
19:41And I know shifty when I see it.
19:44I hope it's not like with Toya.
19:46What happened with Toya?
19:48Well, they thought she was pregnant, but...
19:52..it turned out to be cancer.
20:05Gus.
20:07Dee Dee.
20:08Can you get whoever's in charge of searching for my son to come and see me?
20:12I've been waiting for hours. They keep fobbing me off.
20:15Look, I'll do my best, but I just wanted to ask,
20:17when was the last time you spoke to Joel?
20:19Er...
20:20A couple of days before he disappeared.
20:22He was distraught.
20:24Talked about ending it all.
20:26OK, but what if he didn't?
20:27I mean, is there anywhere he might go, if he was on the run?
20:30He's not gone. On the run.
20:32But he might have.
20:33OK, we've got to consider the possibility...
20:35My son was suicidal.
20:37He could be lying dead somewhere,
20:38and you've got the gall to suggest he could have faked it all.
20:40I'm sorry. I understand this must be hard for you.
20:42You! Get away from me!
20:47I'm so sorry, Mr Dearing.
20:48I understand this whole situation must be extremely distressing for you.
20:52If you'd like to take a seat, I will be with you shortly.
20:57Miss Bailey?
20:59Perhaps you'd like to come with me?
21:03Yeah.
21:18So what do I owe this pleasure?
21:21Sarah asked me to access her messages while she was in Turkey.
21:24I heard yours, about the money.
21:28I just want to know if you're being genuine,
21:30or if you're playing some twisted game.
21:33Oh, my God!
22:03Oh, my God!
22:33Oh, my God!
22:55How is she?
22:56Bethany. Not great.
22:58How'd it happen?
22:59I don't know all the details.
23:01I want to know what you're playing at.
23:02Does this money even exist?
23:03Are you trying to mess with Sarah's head?
23:05I'll be doing something to your head in a minute if you don't keep your voice down.
23:08You need to let it go, mate.
23:11This. Us.
23:13Do you still think we're fighting over Sarah?
23:16It's over.
23:18We both lost her.
23:21But I still love her.
23:23Look, whatever you think of me,
23:26whether you trust me or you don't,
23:29it doesn't matter.
23:30The only thing that matters
23:32is that I can get my hands on some money to help Bethany.
23:35So either you tell Sarah,
23:38or I'll just pick up the phone again and tell her myself.
24:01Bernie, this is really good.
24:04I'm just saying it's probably illegal to use an air horn in a residential area.
24:08How old are you?
24:10We are not related.
24:11That must be the only thing that makes sense.
24:14Oh, look at me. It's my day off.
24:16You all right, ma'am?
24:17Yeah.
24:18You?
24:19Yeah.
24:20Great!
24:30Where's Paul?
24:32He's been in the old disco biscuits.
24:35No, his ashes have gone!
24:38Someone must have moved them.
24:40We'll find them, all right? Don't panic.
24:46Do you think he could have got a fake passport?
24:49Joel,
24:50I'm not ruling anything out at the moment.
24:53Let me get you a herbal tea.
24:55No, I'd sooner have a proper cuppa as well,
24:57but apparently it's good for calming you down.
24:59Oh, I will calm down when you catch Joel.
25:02Look, what about this passport thing?
25:04We'll look into it.
25:06You're fobbing me off, Lisa.
25:08I am, but it's not working, is it?
25:10I just don't believe Joel is dead.
25:12Yes, you've made that pretty clear.
25:14His dad obviously does, though.
25:16Why is that not good enough for you?
25:18I just don't buy it, OK?
25:20He's putting it on and he obviously knows something.
25:24Hey, why don't you get someone to follow him?
25:26See if he leads you to Joel.
25:27You've been watching too many cop movies.
25:31You're not going to do it, are you?
25:33Am I going to get somebody to follow a grieving father?
25:36No, because that's harassment.
25:39Look, I know you want Joel to be alive so we can put him in the dock,
25:42but that doesn't mean he is.
25:44I've spoken to his dad a couple of times now.
25:46He's 100% sure his son is dead.
25:49And I think you need to start getting used to the idea as well.
25:58Where are you going?
26:00I'll give you a wild guess.
26:02What, you think Billy took the ashes?
26:04Well, I don't think he's been carried to heaven by a flight of angels,
26:06though Billy might be when I get hold of him.
26:08Are you going to go easy on him?
26:10Get out of my way. Move!
26:12I will move when you promise that you're going to go easy on him.
26:14Look, but his head's all over the place at the moment.
26:17He doesn't know what he's doing half the time.
26:19Last night...
26:21He's grieving, OK?
26:23And people do out of character stuff when they're grieving,
26:25so you just need to give him some leeway.
26:27Why do I have to give him leeway?
26:29What's he done?
26:31He's just taken the ashes.
26:33No, you said.
26:35You said last night.
26:37What happened?
26:39Todd?
26:40No!
26:42He just got a bit emotional, that's all.
26:44He probably just took the ashes to keep them safe.
26:46They were safe where they were.
26:48Like Billy's had his churchy thing.
26:50Am I not allowed mine?
26:52He's grieving.
26:54If you say he's grieving one more time,
26:55I'm going to put you through those speakers.
26:57Am I not grieving?
26:59I'm his mother.
27:01He was my son,
27:03and I wanted him here today with me for all this.
27:07I know you did.
27:09But all we're saying is that Billy is really going through it right now.
27:14Just don't make this worse for him.
27:17You already told him they didn't get to say a proper goodbye.
27:21Bernie, please.
27:23Today has been great.
27:25Just...
27:27don't spoil it.
27:36Are you alright? Are they for me?
27:38Yeah.
27:39Okay.
27:40What have you done?
27:41Nothing.
27:42Hmm?
27:43Well, you must have done something.
27:44Is it them flipping vapes again?
27:45Because if it is...
27:46If we find out you're on them now, Ruby...
27:49Come on, out with it.
27:51Have you got cancer, Mum?
27:52What?
27:54What...
27:56What makes you think that?
27:58Sam said...
27:59Toya thought she was pregnant and then it turned out to be cancer.
28:02Oh, so you thought...
28:04Oh, love.
28:08No, I haven't got cancer.
28:10You're not just saying that.
28:12No.
28:14It's all on Ruby's life.
28:15Why is it on my life?
28:18Girls.
28:19Come on.
28:20Girls.
28:21Come on, sit down, both of you.
28:23Come here.
28:28Look...
28:31I should have told you the truth in the first place, right?
28:35It wasn't a false alarm.
28:38I was pregnant.
28:41Well, I still am.
28:44But...
28:46me and your dad have decided...
28:48that we're not going to have the baby.
28:52So next week...
28:55I'm going to hospital.
28:59I'm going to have a termination.
29:02Look, I know it's a lot to get your heads round, right?
29:05But...
29:07we honestly think it's for the best.
29:10Because we've got two lovely kids.
29:12Well, you know, most of the time you're lovely.
29:15And three, you know, with Dorian, so...
29:21What I'm trying to say is...
29:24we're happy with our family the way it is.
29:29Does that make sense?
29:33Got anything you want to ask me?
29:36No?
29:38Well, if you think of anything, yeah?
29:40Well, if you think of anything, yeah?
29:46You OK?
29:48You sure?
29:51Come here.
29:55Sorry, won't be a sec.
29:57I've, er...
29:58just been doing the old...
30:02You all right there? Do you want me to call you an ambulance?
30:05Yeah, no, I've just been doing a set.
30:08Yeah, I know, I heard. We all did.
30:11What can I get for you?
30:13Er...
30:14I'll have a hot pot to go, please.
30:16Actually, you'd better make it to here in case Betsy's in.
30:19And a glass of white wine while I'm waiting.
30:21Coming up? Large.
30:25How is Betsy?
30:27OK, I think, considering.
30:30Bit glad to see the back of Joel.
30:33I'd be a lot happier if he was banged up with a couple of 18 stone bikers
30:36who don't like men who groom young girls.
30:39Sorry, shouldn't say that sort of thing, should I?
30:41It's all right.
30:46Listen, I, er...
30:48I went to see Carla earlier.
30:50She pretty much slammed the door in my face.
30:52Carla? She's a bit darker than me, you know.
30:54Good set, by the way.
30:56Techno, techno, techno, techno.
30:58Cheers. I think that's jazz hands, don't we?
31:00I don't think it's just the plea hearing.
31:02Is there something else going on?
31:05No. No, not that I know of.
31:08I'll leave you two.
31:11Have you changed your mind about joining our singles club?
31:13Yeah, you'll be the first to know.
31:15I haven't been doing the wrong counts.
31:30You couldn't even give me one day, could you?
31:34Yell, scream, kick the living daylights out of me.
31:40I don't think I can let go of him.
31:46You're going to make me get down there, aren't you?
31:50With my knees?
31:52It's not under your knees of battle,
31:54but I haven't seen you do it out there.
31:59You should have seen me in my A-day.
32:02My time to be alive.
32:09What am I going to do without him?
32:13I know, love.
32:15I know.
32:19You know, I'm always telling people
32:21that we're more than just flesh and blood.
32:26That death is in the end.
32:28This is all I've got left of him.
32:34And if I let go,
32:37it's going to be like losing him all over again.
32:42I'm such a hypocrite, aren't I?
32:45No.
32:47You're just a human being.
32:51My mum had me dad in the wardrobe for six months.
32:54My mum had me dad in the wardrobe for six months.
32:58His ashes, obviously.
33:01Couldn't think what to do with them.
33:05Anyway,
33:07it snowed one night and me dad loved the snow.
33:10Especially when it first came down, he was like a big kid.
33:15So me mum went out in her slippers
33:18and she sprinkled his ashes all over the front garden.
33:21Oh.
33:22Yeah, it's beautiful.
33:24Well, it is and it isn't.
33:27The snow melted and me dad was all over the path.
33:33Me mum had to sweep his ashes off.
33:35Is it supposed to make me feel better?
33:39Well, we wouldn't have that problem
33:41if we sent Paul into space, would we?
33:45Now, I know you think I'm off me head and maybe I am, but...
33:49The point being...
33:52..you do have to let him go, Bill.
33:56We both do.
34:00But that doesn't mean you're going to lose him again.
34:04Cos he'll still be in here.
34:08And he'll always be in here, won't he?
34:12Oh, I'm going to kill you.
34:15You've set me off now.
34:18I know.
34:41It's not hard bad being single,
34:43but I do miss having somebody to cuddle up to
34:45and not sleeping with the enemy with.
34:47Me and Beth used to love that movie.
34:49So romantic.
34:51Sleeping With The Enemy's about a woman who pretends to be dead
34:54so she can get out of an abusive relationship.
34:56I don't remember that bit.
34:58I know he misses his wife
34:59and his son makes a call to this radio shop.
35:03You're thinking of...
35:04You're thinking of Sleepless in Seattle.
35:06Sleeping With The Enemy's got Julia Roberts.
35:09Pretty woman.
35:10Now, that's a romantic movie.
35:12Isn't she a sex worker?
35:14Yeah, fair point.
35:16I believe you went to see him.
35:17We're running out of options.
35:18Look, nobody wants Bethany back more than I do.
35:20I think her mother might do.
35:22Listen, I'm going to tell Sarah,
35:23then it's up to her what she wants to do with the money.
35:25No, don't.
35:26Why not?
35:27Because she'll probably say yes.
35:29We're talking about the proceeds of an armed robbery here.
35:32The police will be all over it.
35:33Do you really want to get Sarah mixed up in all that?
35:36I'll do something, OK?
35:38Anything but this.
35:41Do you still have Damon's voicemail?
35:43Yeah.
35:44Delete it.
35:45I'm serious, Adam.
35:47You need to delete that message.
35:49Sarah can't know about it.
35:52Hey, Jenny, any chance you can give me a shift for ten minutes?
35:54Just need to pop that to the flat and check into it.
35:56Good to go back. Let me know.
35:57Cheers.
36:00See, told them that you're not keeping it.
36:03What a lovely way to put it.
36:05How did you put it?
36:06I told them I'm having a termination.
36:09Well, that's hardly better.
36:11We handled it well.
36:13They're too young.
36:14They're not stupid.
36:15They probably know more than we do.
36:18Don't you have to tell them everything?
36:19Yes.
36:20Just put them back in.
36:21No, they're going to burn.
36:22I don't mind. I like them like that.
36:23I like them crispy.
36:24Please, just talk to me for a minute, please.
36:26Look, I know you think they're still babies, Ty, but they're not.
36:32Found Hope with condoms the other week, didn't they?
36:35Come on, if it's not condoms, it's babes.
36:37They're growing up.
36:39They do biology in school.
36:41They know about sex and contraception and termination.
36:45I know, I know, but it's a different kettle of fish
36:48when the mother's having one.
36:50I had to tell them.
36:51Hope thought I had cancer.
36:53Look, I just don't want to lie to them, not any more.
36:56They deserve to know the truth.
36:58What, even if it upsets them?
37:02They seemed OK.
37:03I know, I know, but we don't really know how they feel, do we?
37:06Look, maybe they are OK.
37:08I don't know, I'm just saying.
37:10One minute they're getting excited because they think
37:12they've got a new little brother or sister on the way,
37:14and the next minute we're telling them that we don't want that.
37:17It's a lot for kids to deal with.
37:19Is your stomach burning?
37:20Go and wash your hands, please.
37:28Carla, are you in?
37:32Carla?
37:41SHE SNIFFS
37:52I should call her back.
37:54She probably thinks we're knocking seven bells out of each other.
37:57The night is still young.
37:59Even if we're not.
38:03Do you mind if I let a bit of light in here?
38:06You know, before you turn into...
38:08..Mrs What's-Her-Face,
38:10sat in her wedding dress with her curtains closed
38:13for the rest of her life.
38:15I've never been compared to Miss Havisham before.
38:18Havisham, that's the one.
38:20There we go.
38:22That's better, isn't it?
38:27Hey, what have God and my dev got in common?
38:31If this is going to be blasphemous, then...
38:33They'll be both moving very mysterious ways.
38:37Head's getting the hang of it.
38:40Not as good as me, mind you.
38:42Did I tell you I was once on The Hitman and Her?
38:46Yeah, I was on the stage with Clive.
38:48I met Jason Orange before he was Jason Orange.
38:51I'm impressed. Yeah, you should be.
38:56Paul would have loved today.
38:58Do you reckon?
39:03And I think that he would...
39:05..he'd love to be sent up to space.
39:09I know you ate the idea.
39:11I did, I did, but I'm slowly coming round to it.
39:15Seriously?
39:17Yeah, I'll keep my little box of ashes, but...
39:23..I'm happy for you to send yours up, up and away.
39:29I'm sorry I went to Todd behind your back.
39:32I should never have asked him that.
39:35He didn't seem to give me the urn.
39:37It's fine.
39:41You forgive me?
39:45So, shall we go back down there?
39:48For the last hurrah?
39:51Yeah.
39:53Come on, then.
39:55We're not...
40:05SHE SIGHS
40:19Take it, that's why you've been walking around like a bear with a sore head?
40:24You'll have a sore head if you open my letters again.
40:27You already opened.
40:31Divorce has come through, then?
40:34Yes, Ryan.
40:36I'm celebrating.
40:38Do you want one?
40:40No, I've got to get back to work in a minute.
40:47How was your set?
40:49Still got it.
40:51Ought to get yourself a little van.
40:53A few lights, glitter ball.
40:55Could do weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals.
40:57Lisa came into the pub. She's asking about you.
40:59I don't know what she's been saying and I don't want to know.
41:02I'm not interested.
41:04Must have known the divorce was coming, right?
41:06Yes, Ryan.
41:08But I also know I'm going to kick the bucket one day.
41:10It's not going to make it any easier when it happens, is it?
41:12It's just...
41:15It's a shock.
41:19I'll see you there in black and white.
41:24Is she around?
41:26I'm not going anywhere until you've deleted that voicemail.
41:28How are we going to get Bethany home?
41:30We'll find a way.
41:32Delete it.
41:35And don't even think about saying anything to those two.
41:42It's gone.
41:46A bridging loan?
41:48Yes, to pay for Bethany.
41:50I wanted to tell you last night,
41:52but I thought I'd better wait till after Paul's funeral.
41:55So you're selling the house, then?
41:57The value is coming around tomorrow morning.
41:59Thanks for nothing, girl.
42:01I'll look forward to my Christmas dinner in the homeless shelter this year.
42:04Look, I don't want to sell it.
42:06But if it's the only way we can raise the money...
42:12I just want to thank you all for coming today.
42:15It means a lot to me and my family.
42:18Kit, get up here, please.
42:22So, we've decided...
42:26We're going to send our Paul's ashes into space.
42:32Yeah, yeah, I thought you'd like that, but we can't do it tonight.
42:37But we have got some rockets we're going to let off.
42:41So I want you all to enjoy the fireworks
42:45and dance like there's no tomorrow
42:48to one of our Paul's favourites.
42:52Let me show you.
42:54Let me show you love!
43:07I am so sorry about...
43:12I'm mortified.
43:14Aren't you, mate?
43:18Are we OK?
43:19Of course we are.
43:25WHIMPERING
43:32Billy! Come here.
43:35Come on. Come on.
43:39WHIMPERING
43:54WHIMPERING
44:24WHIMPERING