World Vision
World Vision
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00:30Sainte-Anne-Californie, 92711.
00:33Demande offert numéro 2436.
00:39Next, stay tuned for VeggieTales,
00:42the fabulous fantastic fun for the whole family.
00:45Next on TBN.
00:49Celebrating the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ.
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01:07VeggieTales educates and informs children ages 2 to 12
01:11about citizenship, obedience, caring and life lessons
01:16from the Bible through animated stories and songs.
01:25OK, Larry, it's time for the theme song.
01:27Ah, not this time, Bob.
01:29You better get on out there.
01:31No, really, I'm not doing the theme song.
01:33What do you mean, you're not doing the theme song?
01:36Bob, it's time to wake up and smell the future.
01:46Where are we?
01:48The future.
01:50Wow, the future sure is white.
01:53Yep, the future's been white since the 70s.
01:56Wow, I didn't know that.
01:58So, what about the theme song?
02:00Bob, the future holds no theme songs.
02:02Huh?
02:03Theme songs are too predictable, too repeatable, too ordinary.
02:07The future is about the unpredictable, the unordinary, the unexpected.
02:13You know why this is funny, Bob?
02:15Uh...
02:16Because it's unexpected, that's why.
02:19That's what makes this chicken head funny.
02:21You weren't expecting me to put on a chicken head, were you, Bob?
02:23Uh...
02:24Of course you weren't.
02:25If you knew I was going to put on a chicken head, it wouldn't have been funny.
02:28Well, I don't know about that...
02:30Comedy is like the future itself, unexpected.
02:33That's why, in the future...
02:35Uh, Larry, you can take off the chicken head now.
02:38Oh, right.
02:40That's why, in the future, entertainment will be randomly generated.
02:44Randomly generated?
02:46Randomly generated.
02:47What better way to achieve the unexpected?
02:50We've seen the future, Bob.
02:51And the future is auto-tainment!
02:58Hi, Rusty!
02:59Hi, Ventrilomatic!
03:00Hi, Larry!
03:01Hi, Bob!
03:02Greetings.
03:03Hey, those are robots!
03:06Affirmative.
03:07Not only that, but these guys represent the hosts of the future.
03:11Unlike us, their humor can be truly randomly generated.
03:14Right, guys?
03:16Why did the chicken cross the road?
03:18I don't know.
03:19Why did the chicken cross the road?
03:23Weed-eater.
03:25Now that's funny!
03:27That doesn't make any sense.
03:29It's funny because it's unexpected.
03:31Well, whatever happened to, it's funny because it's true.
03:352 plus 2 equals 4 is true, but not funny.
03:39Guys?
03:40What is the solution to the equation 2 plus 2?
03:42I don't know.
03:43What does 2 plus 2 equal?
03:46Weed-eater.
03:48That's a good one.
03:49I don't know about this.
03:51It seems like we got a pretty good thing going.
03:53And I like my job.
03:55I don't want to give it up to a couple of robots.
03:57You can't stand in the way of progress.
03:59It's veggie versus machine, Bob.
04:01And the machine's got the upper hand.
04:03The upper hand?
04:04Yep.
04:05Besides, if you think kids learn a lot with us,
04:07just wait till you see all the great lessons they'll learn with auto-tainment.
04:10Here's how it works.
04:11Mr. Lunt?
04:14Hi, I'm the techno-gord of the future.
04:18I've secured future employment by becoming one of them.
04:23We'll engage the wheel of veggies and the swarming balls of disorder.
04:28The wheel of veggies will choose a performer at random,
04:31and the swarming balls of disorder will determine both the topic and the genre of the song.
04:37Okay, robots, techno-gord, take it away.
04:43The future is now.
04:46And now, coming to you live from the future,
04:51it's Larry's Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment.
04:55It's Larry's Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment.
05:02Uh, Larry, I thought you said the future didn't have theme songs.
05:05I did, so you didn't expect it.
05:08And that makes it funny.
05:11Starring those adorably amusing artificial intelligence units,
05:15the ventrilomatic and Rusty,
05:18with the techno-gord of the future, Mr. Lunt.
05:22Hola.
05:26The future is now.
05:29The future is now.
05:33Where does a sheep go to get its hair cut?
05:36I don't know. Where does a sheep go to get its hair cut?
05:40So he says, what are you talking about? That's not my dog.
05:46Please activate courteous recognition sequence for...
05:53The French Peeves.
05:55It's happening.
06:01With a song regarding...
06:04Nautical refuse.
06:10Hello, young love. It appears there's a problem in the sea.
06:14There's a deeper hole, and it's accumulating a lot of junk.
06:21Oh-ho!
06:22There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
06:24There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
06:27There's a hole, there's a hole,
06:29there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
06:33See, I told you.
06:34Wahoo!
06:35Uh-huh.
06:36There's a lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
06:39There's a lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
06:42There's a lock, there's a lock,
06:45there's a lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
06:48But that's not all. We've only just begun.
06:52There's a bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
06:55There's a bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
06:59There's a bump.
07:00Oh!
07:01There's a bump.
07:02Oh!
07:03There's a bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:05Oh, I love this song, young love.
07:07Wonderfully repetitive, Philippe.
07:09There's a frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:13There's a frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:17There's a frog, there's a frog,
07:19there's a frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:23Oh boy, this is crazy.
07:25It's getting nuts, no?
07:27There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:32There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:36There's a fly, there's a fly,
07:39there's a fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:43Oh, I'm getting dizzy.
07:45Okay, again.
07:46Ah, here we go.
07:47There's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:52There's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
07:57There's a wing, there's a wing,
07:59there's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
08:05Oh, je m'en classe, you are looking great.
08:07Of course.
08:08There's a fly on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
08:13There's a fly on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
08:19There's a fly, there's a fly,
08:21there's a fly on the wing on the fly on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
08:27There's a fly, there's a fly,
08:29there's a fly on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
08:34There's a fly on the wing on the lock in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
08:38Thankfully, the fly is clean.
08:40Oh yeah.
08:42The Harmonizing Peas provide a most entertaining demonstration,
08:45which serves as a reminder.
08:47How do you sink a submarine full of peas?
08:50I don't know. How do you sink a submarine full of peas?
08:55Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
08:58Oh, you're killing me.
09:00But seriously, folks, next up, we have a very talented performer.
09:04Ah, super !
09:09On va faire une chanson sur le thème de...
09:13Les Dwarfs Bibliques.
09:20All right, here we go.
09:22The peas was a wee little man
09:25And a wee little man was he, really little
09:29He climbed up in a sycamore tree
09:32For the Lord he wanted to see
09:35Hello !
09:36As the Savior passed that way
09:39He looked up in the tree
09:42And he said,
09:43Zacchaeus, you come down
09:47For I'm going to your house today
09:50Yes, I'm going to your house today
09:54Hey, what's with the Egyptian thing ?
09:57Here we go. One more time.
09:59Zacchaeus was a wee little man
10:02And a wee little man was he, very tiny
10:06He climbed up in a sycamore tree
10:09For the Lord he wanted to see
10:12And as the Savior passed that way
10:15He looked up in the tree
10:18And he said, Zacchaeus, you come down
10:24For I'm going to your house today
10:27Yes, I'm going to your house today
10:37Zacchaeus was a wee little man
10:40But a happy little man was he
10:43Zacchaeus saw the Lord that day
10:47And a happy little man was he
10:50And as the Savior passed this way
10:53He looked up in the tree
10:56And he said, Zacchaeus, you come down
11:01And a happy little man was he
11:04Yes, a happy little man was he
11:16You know, Zacchaeus and I have a lot in common
11:19Qu'est-ce qui fait qu'on a un lien ?
11:21C'est qu'il était un collecteur d'argent dans un arbre
11:24Et j'ai un protégeur de recherche dans mes jambes
11:29Larry, ce n'était pas une blague générée par chance
11:32Ça avait du sens, un peu dégueulasse
11:34Mais ça avait du sens
11:36C'est bizarre
11:38Fascinant, vous avez des similitudes
11:40Peut-être que vous venez de la même facilité
11:43Hey, qu'est-ce que tu m'as dit de ma famille ?
11:46L'insulte évoquée n'était pas intentionnelle
11:49Oh, je te déconne, mon garçon
11:51Oh
11:53Et maintenant, un film random sur un sujet random
12:16Un film random sur un sujet random
12:46Un film random sur un sujet random
13:16Un film random sur un sujet random
13:46Musique jazz
14:16Musique jazz
14:47Musique jazz
14:52Musique jazz
15:05Quelqu'un m'a dit que c'était de l'ice-cream
15:08Négatif, cela nullifie l'ironie
15:11Répétez la séquence de la reconnaissance courte
15:17Archevaux d'asparagus
15:19Oh, mon Dieu
15:22Répétez la séquence de la reconnaissance courte
15:25Militaire
15:27Intelligence
15:29Musique jazz
15:39C'est parti
15:42Je suis le modèle du général moderne
15:45Information, légumes, animaux et minéraux
15:47Je connais les rois de l'Angleterre et je cite les faits historiques
15:50De Marathon à Waterloo, en ordre catégorique
15:54Je suis aussi très bien habitué aux matières mathématiques
15:56Je comprends les équations, les simples et les quadratiques
15:59Sur le théorème binomial, je travaille avec beaucoup de nouvelles
16:02Beaucoup de nouvelles, voyons
16:04Avec de nombreux faits chouettes sur la square de la hypothèse
16:07Avec de nombreux faits chouettes sur la square de la hypothèse
16:10Avec de nombreux faits chouettes sur la square de la hypothèse
16:12Avec de nombreux faits chouettes sur la square de la hypothèse
16:16D'accord, attendez
16:18Je suis très bien à l'intégralité et au calcul différentiel
16:21Je connais les noms scientifiques des êtres animaux et des maléficiaires
16:24En termes de matières courtes, légumes, animaux et minéraux
16:26Je suis le modèle du général moderne
16:29En termes de matières courtes, légumes, animaux et minéraux
16:31Je suis le modèle du général moderne
16:35D'accord, restez avec moi
16:38Je suis le modèle du général moderne
16:41En termes de matières courtes, légumes, animaux et minéraux
16:45Je connais les rois de l'Angleterre et je cite les faits historiques
16:49De Marathon à Waterloo, en ordre catégorique
16:54Je suis très bien à l'intégralité en termes de matières mathématiques
16:57Je comprends les équations, les simples et les quadratiques
17:01Sur le théorème binomial, je travaille avec beaucoup de nouvelles
17:05Beaucoup de nouvelles
17:07Avec de nombreux faits chouettes sur la square de la hypothèse
17:10Avec de nombreux faits chouettes en ordrecatif sur la square de la hypothèse
17:15Beaucoup de nouvelles
17:20Je suis très bien à l'intégralité en termes de calculs différents
17:22Je connais les allocumes de Open Theory de l'animal
17:24Et jezt en termes de bonnes valeurs en termes de matières et en termes de minéraux
17:27Je suis le modèle du général moderne
17:34Oh jewels, j'adore
17:37Oh merci
17:39J'ai fini.
18:09Il n'est clairement pas aussi intelligent que l'Asparagus qui a joué il y a quelques instants.
18:13Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ? Bien sûr qu'il l'est !
18:15Ça lui aurait pris deux fois plus de temps pour peindre la couche !
18:17Ça serait déshonest.
18:19Quoi ? Tu m'appelles un con ?
18:21Tout d'abord tu insultes ma famille et ensuite tu m'appelles un con ?
18:24Est-ce que c'est un autre exemple de ton...
18:26...témoignage ?
18:27Je ne sais pas ! Qu'est-ce que tu penses ?
18:29L'intensité de ton réaction est irréprochable.
18:32Oh ! Donc maintenant je suis classifié comme irréprochable, hein ?
18:35Larry, qu'est-ce qu'il y a avec Rusty ?
18:37Je pense qu'il a des difficultés techniques.
18:40Des difficultés techniques ? Un hôte ne peut pas avoir des difficultés techniques au milieu d'un défilé !
18:44Qu'est-ce qu'il s'est trompé de ?
18:46Je ne sais pas !
18:48J'ai une idée ! Peut-être que je peux l'encourager !
18:50Attends ici !
18:51Larry !
18:52Quoi ?
18:53Hey ! Tu es censé être sélectionné de toute façon !
18:56C'est une emergency !
19:02Tu es mon soleil,
19:06mon seul soleil.
19:09Tu me fais heureux
19:13quand le ciel est gris.
19:17Tu ne sauras jamais, mes amis,
19:20combien je t'aime.
19:25Tu es mon soleil aujourd'hui.
19:32Tu es mon soleil,
19:36mon seul soleil.
19:39Tu me fais heureux
19:42quand le ciel est gris.
19:44Tu ne sauras jamais, mes amis,
19:47combien je t'aime.
19:49Tu es mon soleil aujourd'hui.
19:54Un petit soleil,
19:56Dieu aime le soleil.
19:59Il nous rend heureux
20:02presque tous les jours.
20:04Rappelez-vous toujours
20:07combien il vous aime.
20:09Puis vous pouvez lui donner
20:11son soleil.
20:14Tu es mon soleil,
20:17mon seul soleil.
20:19Tu me fais heureux
20:22quand le ciel est gris.
20:24Tu ne sauras jamais, mes amis,
20:27combien je t'aime.
20:29Tu es mon soleil aujourd'hui.
20:34Tu es mon soleil aujourd'hui.
20:39Tu es mon soleil aujourd'hui.
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22:25Big Band?
22:26Big Donkey!
22:27Big Band?
22:28Big Donkey!
22:29Big Band?
22:30Big Donkey!
22:30All right, is everybody ready?
22:32Did I ever mention that I used to live in Buffalo?
22:36Oh yeah, it's true.
22:38Me and my pet mule!
22:40Did I mention I had a mule?
22:42It goes something like this.
22:44I got a mule, her name is Sal.
22:4715 years on the Erie Canal.
22:50She's a good old woika and a good old pal.