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00:00L'horreur se trouve dans la grande ville.
00:02La catastrophe attend dans chaque allée sombre.
00:05La pérille derrière chaque banc de parc.
00:08Le monde a besoin d'un héros !
00:10Mais pas seulement d'un héros ordinaire, non !
00:13Un héros spécial !
00:15Un super héros !
00:17Je suis ce héros !
00:20Ils m'appellent Larry-Boy !
00:24Où qu'il y ait des problèmes, je serai là !
00:27Quoi qu'il s'agisse d'un végétal inutile, je répondrai !
00:31Faites attention !
00:33Vous n'êtes pas capable du super héros Larry-Boy
00:36et de ses oreilles de suction !
00:41Vous avez des doutes ?
00:42Une démonstration !
00:54Ouh ! Ouh !
00:56Ouh ! Ouh ! Ouh !
00:58Hum...
00:59Salut les enfants !
01:00Je suis Bob l'Oiseau
01:02et je pense que c'est Larry l'Oiseau.
01:05Je suis Larry-Boy !
01:06Qui êtes-vous ?
01:07Larry, c'est moi, Bob !
01:09Bob ?
01:10Bob ? Je ne connais pas Bob !
01:12Bonjour, citoyen !
01:14Pouvez-vous m'aider avec mon super suctionneur ?
01:16Il semble être mal fonctionné.
01:18Hum... OK !
01:20Que fais-je ?
01:21C'est juste que j'ai peur qu'il se laisse...
01:26partir.
01:27Aïe !
01:28Wow !
01:29Je ne savais pas que être un super héros pouvait être si douloureux !
01:32Peut-être que vous devriez retourner à être le vieux Larry.
01:36Mais je ne veux plus être le vieux Larry.
01:39Pourquoi pas ?
01:40Il n'y a rien de spécial avec le vieux Larry.
01:44Il ne peut rien faire, comme voler ou sauver les gens.
01:48Il n'est qu'un vieux dégueulasse.
01:51Oh... Pas très spécial, hein ?
01:54Non.
01:55Hum...
01:56Hé, je sais !
01:57Quoi ?
01:58Je pourrais...
01:59Oh, mon Larry !
02:00Mon...
02:01Vous avez mon...
02:02Bob ?
02:03Bob ?
02:04Retourne-toi !
02:05Retourne-toi, Bob !
02:07Hum...
02:08Eh bien,
02:09ce que je voulais dire,
02:11c'est que nous...
02:14Aïe !
02:15C'est bien !
02:16Hé, regarde !
02:17Je suis le vieux Larry !
02:20Comme je disais,
02:21nous avons reçu une lettre de Myra Eggleston,
02:24de Youngstown, en Pennsylvanie.
02:26Maintenant, Myra a beaucoup de frères et soeurs,
02:29et elles sont toutes plus grosses qu'elle.
02:31Elle dit qu'elles peuvent faire des choses vraiment cool,
02:34comme jouer au soccer et danser au ballet,
02:36mais Myra est trop petite.
02:38Donc, Myra veut savoir
02:40ce qui est spécial avec elle.
02:42Oh, Myra !
02:43Je sais comment tu te sens !
02:46Eh bien, Myra et Larry,
02:49je vais vous raconter un histoire
02:51avec un garçon nommed Dave.
02:56MILLER
02:57Dave habitait dans un pays nommé l'Israël
02:59depuis très longtemps,
03:01tellement longtemps qu'il n'y avait pas de voitures,
03:03de téléphones,
03:05de réveillers de vacances ou de tout,
03:07il y avait juste...
03:09des chiens,
03:11spécialement autour de la maison de Dave,
03:13Because Dave was a shepard.
03:15No, no, that's not him.
03:17That's one of his brothers.
03:19Nope, another brother.
03:21Ah, nope, another brother.
03:24Dave had a lot of brothers.
03:26Aha, there he is.
03:28No, not the sheep.
03:30He's behind the sheep.
03:32Shoo there, Fluffy.
03:36Hi, I'm Dave.
03:38I have a lot of brothers.
03:40Yep, seven to be exact.
03:42Now, Dave and his brothers
03:44spent most of their time in the fields
03:46taking care of their sheep,
03:48which could be hard work
03:50because their sheep had an unusual problem.
03:52They tip over.
03:54Oh, look, there goes one now.
03:56But Dave had an even bigger problem.
03:59You see, of all the brothers,
04:01he was the smallest.
04:03That's right.
04:05Everybody's bigger than I am.
04:07And sometimes his big brothers
04:09would pick on him.
04:11Oh, Dave, one of my sheep fell over.
04:14Would you come pick it up for me?
04:16I'm kind of busy right now.
04:18Do you remember the time
04:20we dipped you in tar and stuck you
04:22to the backside of an angry water buffalo?
04:24I'll be right there.
04:26Hey, Dave,
04:28one of my sheep fell too.
04:31Just a minute.
04:33Oh, look.
04:35Oh, my sheep fell over.
04:37Dave.
04:39Oh, Dave,
04:41after you pick up our sheep,
04:43could you run and get me a bite to eat?
04:45I'm famished.
04:47Oh, yeah, me too.
04:49Get me something too.
04:51You know, sometimes I think
04:53I could eat a whole camel.
04:55Oh, yeah, well, sometimes
04:57I think I could eat a whole spaceship.
04:59What's a spaceship?
05:01I have no idea.
05:03That's how things had pretty much
05:05always been for Dave.
05:07When their dad, Jesse,
05:09came running out with some horrible news.
05:15Dave, could you pick those up?
05:17Oh, boys!
05:19Oh, boys!
05:21I have horrible news!
05:23The phyllothemes
05:25are attacking!
05:29The lima beans
05:31are lacking?
05:33The nectarines
05:35are quacking?
05:37One more time, please,
05:39and let's work on our enunciation.
05:41The phyllothemes
05:43are attacking!
05:51Uh, Bob?
05:53What are the phyllothemes?
05:55The phyllothemes are a group of islands
05:57off the coast of Southeast Asia,
05:59but that's not important now.
06:01The phyllothemes were people
06:03who hated Israel.
06:05They wanted to take Israel's land
06:07and make the Israelites their slaves
06:09so they'd have to do whatever the phyllothemes told them to do.
06:11Oh, that's bad.
06:13You're right.
06:15So the Israelites needed to protect themselves.
06:17We need to protect ourselves!
06:19But how?
06:21King Saul
06:23is putting together an army
06:25to stop the phyllothemes.
06:27He needs your help!
06:29You must help save Israel!
06:31We must help save Israel!
06:33We must help save Israel!
06:35We must help save Israel!
06:37We must help save Israel!
06:39We must help save Israel!
06:41Hey, Dave!
06:43Where do you think you're going?
06:45I must help save Israel!
06:47I must help save Israel!
06:49It's very nice
06:51that you want to help,
06:53but saving a country
06:55is a big thing.
06:57You're a little guy.
06:59Little guys do big things
07:01and little people do little things.
07:03So, stay with the sheep.
07:05But...
07:13They're big.
07:15I'm little.
07:17They go.
07:19I twiddle.
07:23Why can't little guys
07:25do big things, too?
07:29By the time Dave's brothers
07:31arrived at King Saul's camp,
07:33battle lines had been drawn
07:35between the phyllothemes
07:37and the Israelites.
07:39And, as was the custom
07:41in their day,
07:43the armies lined up
07:45and yelled at each other.
07:47Hello, Israelites!
07:49Soon we'll put apples in your mouths
07:51and stick you in our toaster ovens!
07:53Yes, after we defeat you,
07:55you will be our slaves
07:57and iron our trousers!
07:59And wipe our little noses!
08:01And scratch that spot on our backs
08:03we cannot reach
08:05no matter how hard we try!
08:11Don't you have anything to say?
08:13Um, do you guys
08:15have any fried chicken?
08:17I've got a real hankering
08:19for fried chicken.
08:21Yeah, me too.
08:23This is going to be easier than we thought.
08:25You know, I think I can save us all
08:27a lot of time.
08:29How about if we bring out our strongest man
08:31and you bring out your strongest man
08:33and they will fight?
08:35If our champion beats your champion,
08:37you will be our slaves.
08:39But if your champion defeats us,
08:41we will be your slaves.
08:43What do you think about that?
08:45Well, the Israelites were getting
08:47kind of tired of the yelling
08:49and the phyllothemes did seem
08:51a little on the small side,
08:53a reasonable idea.
08:55All right, we agree.
08:57Send out your champion!
08:59Hey, Goliath!
09:23Who will I fight?
09:29The Israelites were so terrified
09:31of Goliath that they all ran away
09:33and hid.
09:35Nobody will fight.
09:37I'll come back tomorrow.
09:39And that's exactly what he did.
09:41Goliath came back the next day
09:43and the next day
09:45and the next day
09:47and the next day
09:49and the next day
09:51and the next day
09:53and the next day
09:55for 40 days.
09:57But every time he showed up,
09:59all the Israelites ran away and hid.
10:01Finally, Jesse started to worry
10:03about his boys, so he sent
10:05little Dave to the battlefield
10:07with some food.
10:09Now Dave got to King Saul's camp
10:11just about the time Goliath
10:13was going to come out,
10:15so all the Israelites were hiding.
10:17Hello!
10:19Hello!
10:21Is anybody here?
10:23Shh! He'll hear you.
10:25Who?
10:27Him.
10:29That big pickle over there.
10:31Who will fight me?
10:35Well, who's going to fight him?
10:37What are you, nuts?
10:39He'd have us for lunch.
10:41Speaking of which, what'd you bring us?
10:43Here you go.
10:45Mmm! Pizza!
10:47Oh, cheese in the crust!
10:49That's tremendous!
10:51Come on, guys!
10:55No one to fight.
10:57They told me that you
10:59are the children of God.
11:01You are cowards.
11:03I come back tomorrow.
11:05I can't believe
11:07you're letting him say that!
11:09Somebody's got to do something!
11:15What are you going to do, Dave?
11:17Remember, you're a little guy!
11:19Leave this big stuff
11:21to us big people!
11:25Do you think he saw me?
11:27No, you're okay.
11:29Phew!
11:31Well, Dave knew exactly what he had to do,
11:33so he went straight to King Saul
11:35and announced his plan.
11:37I will fight Goliath!
11:41King Saul took the news rather well.
11:43I'm sorry.
11:45My ears must be failing.
11:47I could have sworn I heard you say
11:49that you'd fight Goliath.
11:51But you didn't say that, did you?
11:53Yes, I did!
11:55Oh.
11:57I say, that's very kind,
11:59but let's be reasonable.
12:01You are a tiny little fellow,
12:03and, well,
12:05Goliath, he's enormous.
12:07No, no, no, no.
12:09That's a job for a big person,
12:11not a little boy like you.
12:15You're not going to sing, are you?
12:19Couldn't you just play your harp
12:21and I'll throw things at you?
12:23Oh.
12:25You're big.
12:27I'm little.
12:29My head only comes to your middle.
12:31But I say, little guys
12:33can do big things, too.
12:37Oh, I see what you're saying!
12:41All right, I understand.
12:43Now let's suppose that this is true.
12:45You still look rather weepy,
12:47but I know what we can do.
12:49Step behind the curtain.
12:51It will only take a minute.
12:53There's a closet in the corner
12:55and you'll like what I've got in it.
12:57You'll find my royal armor there.
12:59Now, Dally, put it on.
13:01Yes, now you'll look much bigger
13:03when the battle lines are drawn.
13:05One more thing you'll need, I think.
13:07Pick up my royal sword.
13:09Oh, dear.
13:11You know, I think maybe I should
13:13just be playing all to me.
13:15Oh, yes.
13:17Well, I suppose.
13:19But have you seen Goliath?
13:25Well, Dave wasn't exactly sure
13:27what he was getting into,
13:29so he went down to his stream
13:31and found five little fish
13:33swimming in the water.
13:35Well, Dave wasn't exactly sure
13:37what he was getting into,
13:39so he went down to his stream
13:41and found five smooth stones.
13:43Then he went back to the camp
13:45and waited for Goliath.
13:47Who will fight me?
13:49I will fight you, Goliath.
13:51You know, if I didn't know better,
13:53I'd say that sounded like Dave.
13:55Oh, yeah.
14:01You know, if I didn't know better,
14:03I'd say that looks like Dave.
14:05Huh?
14:07Dave?
14:11Goliath was equally surprised.
14:13Who said that?
14:15I did!
14:17Huh?
14:21Am I a dog
14:23that you come at me with sticks?
14:25Am I a dog
14:27that you come at me with sticks?
14:29I don't exactly know what you mean.
14:31We will see who defeats who.
14:33Now we fight.
14:37It's showtime!
15:01It's showtime!
15:05It's showtime!
15:07It's showtime!
15:09It's showtime!
15:11It's showtime!
15:13It's showtime!
15:15It's showtime!
15:17It's showtime!
15:19It's showtime!
15:21It's showtime!
15:23It's showtime!
15:25It's showtime!
15:27It's showtime!
15:29It's showtime!
15:33It's showtime!
15:35C'est pas vrai !
16:05Et c'est la histoire de Dave, un petit garçon qui a fait quelque chose de vraiment énorme !
16:35Alors, que pensez-vous de l'histoire ?
16:37Oh mon dieu ! C'était génial !
16:40Dave était juste un petit garçon, mais il a rencontré Goliath qui était le plus grand, le plus fort garçon qu'ils aient jamais vu !
16:46Oh mon dieu ! J'ai ri, j'ai pleuré, ça m'a touché, Bob !
16:50Eh bien, très bien !
16:52Dans notre histoire, personne ne pensait que David pouvait faire quelque chose d'important.
16:57Après tout, il était juste un petit garçon.
16:59Pourquoi même le roi Saul a essayé de le changer en mettant son propre armure sur lui ?
17:04Ça me rappelle un peu d'un autre garçon qui pensait qu'il devait mettre un costume pour être spécial.
17:09Ouais... Il a pris sur cet ancien Goliath quand tous les autres garçons étaient trop effrayés de l'essayer !
17:14Mais ce n'est pas tout, Larry ! David est devenu le roi de toute l'Israël !
17:19Wow ! C'est plutôt bien pour un petit garçon !
17:21C'est plutôt bien pour n'importe quel garçon !
17:23Ouais ! Alors je n'ai pas besoin de me dresser comme un super-héros pour être spécial !
17:27Non, Larry, tu es spécial juste comme tu es !
17:31Oh, merci Bob !
17:34Je suis le super-héros ! Je suis le super-héros ! Ils m'appellent Larry Boy !
17:47Bob ?
17:49Bob !
17:53Pouvez-vous... Pouvez-vous m'aider ?
17:57Hey, là-bas !
18:00Hey ! Hey ! Tu es là-bas !
18:04Regarde-moi ! Regarde-moi ! Regarde-moi !
18:09Bob !
18:11Oh, mon dieu...
18:14Ouch !