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00:00:00You can learn everything you need to know about ovulation, time, and fertile
00:00:05dates and all the scientific stuff, but when it comes right down to it, good old
00:00:10fashioned lovemaking is the way that most babies are made.
00:00:15Baby.
00:00:16Baby.
00:00:17You did it again.
00:00:18You fell asleep.
00:00:19I'm sorry.
00:00:20I'm sorry.
00:00:21I don't want to keep you up.
00:00:22It used to be so easy.
00:00:23Honey.
00:00:24Honey.
00:00:25Honey.
00:00:26Honey.
00:00:27Honey.
00:00:28Honey.
00:00:29Honey.
00:00:30Honey.
00:00:31Honey.
00:00:32Honey.
00:00:33Honey.
00:00:34Honey.
00:00:35Honey.
00:00:36Honey.
00:00:37Honey.
00:00:38Honey.
00:00:39Honey.
00:00:41It used to be so easy.
00:00:42Honey.
00:00:43Honey.
00:00:44John.
00:00:45Good morning.
00:00:46Good morning.
00:00:47Hey, when I get home tonight, I want to have that baby talk again.
00:00:48What?
00:00:49Honey, we've been through this.
00:00:50Okay?
00:00:51I know, but it's really important to me.
00:00:52Okay?
00:00:53Kids are important.
00:00:54Okay?
00:00:55Okay.
00:00:56Okay.
00:00:57Okay.
00:00:58Okay.
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00:01:00Okay.
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00:01:02Okay.
00:01:03Okay.
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00:01:06Okay.
00:01:07Okay.
00:01:08Okay.
00:01:09I love you always honey.
00:01:10Okay?
00:01:11Kids were always part of our plan.
00:01:12I know.
00:01:13I know.
00:01:14I know.
00:01:15Sunday is our anniversary.
00:01:17We should take advantage of that.
00:01:21Okay.
00:01:22Okay.
00:01:24I got to go.
00:01:27You sure?
00:01:29Yeah.
00:01:30Okay.
00:01:31Love you.
00:01:32Love you, always.
00:01:34Hello, sweetheart.
00:01:36Happy early anniversary.
00:01:39Hi, Mom.
00:01:40You sound great.
00:01:41How's Dad?
00:01:42Oh, he's fine.
00:01:44You and John excited about this weekend?
00:01:47We are.
00:01:49When your father and I were younger,
00:01:50we didn't have much money.
00:01:51So he made me breakfast in bed every morning for a week,
00:01:54right up until the main event.
00:01:56That's what John did this morning.
00:01:57He made me pancakes and with maple syrup.
00:02:01He's so sweet.
00:02:05So, uh, are we gonna be grandparents anytime soon?
00:02:09We are.
00:02:10We're talking about it again, Mom.
00:02:13Oh, honey, talking doesn't make babies.
00:02:17Yes, I do know that, Mom.
00:02:19I know how babies are made.
00:02:22It's gonna happen, sooner or later.
00:02:25Hey, Mom, I gotta go.
00:02:26I gotta watch the road.
00:02:28Okay, honey.
00:02:29I'll call you over the weekend.
00:02:30Be safe.
00:02:31Okay, I will.
00:02:32Thanks.
00:02:33Love you.
00:02:34Bye.
00:02:35Bye.
00:02:36Bye.
00:02:37Bye.
00:02:38Bye.
00:02:39Bye.
00:02:40Bye.
00:02:41Bye.
00:02:42Bye.
00:02:43Bye.
00:02:44Bye.
00:02:45Bye.
00:02:46Bye.
00:02:47Bye.
00:02:48Bye.
00:02:49Bye.
00:02:50Bye.
00:02:51I'll chat with you about your air time.
00:02:52That'd be great.
00:02:53Thanks.
00:02:54How do you maintain that feverish exhilaration?
00:02:58Isn't it obvious?
00:02:59I'm pregnant.
00:03:00Are you?
00:03:01I'm so excited about my baby shower next week.
00:03:05Thank you so much for hosting this for me.
00:03:07It is gonna be incredibly beautiful, I promise.
00:03:09Can't wait.
00:03:10So, what do you got?
00:03:12Here's some themes for today's show.
00:03:13Are you okay with these?
00:03:18Yeah, they look fine.
00:03:20Well, then, let's go save the world,
00:03:22one couple at a time.
00:03:29Good morning, Sam.
00:03:31Got a minute?
00:03:32Sure.
00:03:35Aww.
00:03:36I love this one.
00:03:39What can I do for you, Dave?
00:03:42Are you planning on having children in the near future?
00:03:45I know there's a lot of young mothers out there
00:03:47that could really use your help.
00:03:49From first-hand experience, of course.
00:03:52Many of our callers are parenting couples.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:56Well, the more the better.
00:03:59It's a huge market share.
00:04:01I just got out of a meeting with our advertising department,
00:04:04and, you know, the show's ratings are holding steady at that market, but...
00:04:08We're adding markets steadily.
00:04:11Your point?
00:04:12There's always room for improvement.
00:04:14It's all about the revenue.
00:04:16Is it?
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:21Are we done?
00:04:23Sure.
00:04:24Maybe now's a bad time.
00:04:26Okay, well, you think about what I said,
00:04:28and we'll talk about it another day.
00:04:31Ciao.
00:04:45Hi, Jenna. How are you?
00:04:48Can I help you?
00:04:51Yeah, I'm here to see Samantha.
00:04:53And you are...?
00:04:55John, her husband.
00:04:57Oh, that's right. You're that actor.
00:05:01I'll let her know you're here.
00:05:03Okay, great.
00:05:14Mrs. Gray, there's a man here to see you.
00:05:20I'll tell him.
00:05:27She's on her way.
00:05:30Hey.
00:05:31Hey.
00:05:32Oh, what a surprise.
00:05:35Hi.
00:05:36Is everything all right?
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah, no, I just thought I'd stop by, see if you wanted to maybe go to an early lunch.
00:05:42Oh, honey, no, I can't.
00:05:44We are preparing for airtime. I'm sorry.
00:05:46Right. No, it's fine. I should have called.
00:05:49Um...
00:05:51What is it?
00:05:52I'm excited for tonight. We'll have our talk over dinner.
00:05:55Yep. Yeah.
00:05:57Um, as promised.
00:05:59Okay.
00:06:00Okay.
00:06:01You sure everything's all right?
00:06:03Yeah, I'm good.
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05I'm good.
00:06:06Okay.
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:08Oh, hey, John, will you pick up my dry cleaning on your way home?
00:06:11Yeah.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:13Sure. I got nothing else to do.
00:06:18Good to see you again.
00:06:26Ah.
00:06:42Yeah, can I talk to Vince?
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:47Yeah, it's John Gray.
00:06:49Uh-huh.
00:06:50Hi. Can I have a black coffee?
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Well, listen, I've been leaving him messages for weeks.
00:06:57Guys, I have a little notice on top.
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:00You know what? Tell him his silence is deafening.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:05All right.
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:09You gonna take a message?
00:07:10You know what? No, don't take a message.
00:07:12Here, just keep it.
00:07:13I'm coming down there, all right?
00:07:15Yeah, I'll see you guys in a minute.
00:07:19Okay, so what about the web series thing?
00:07:22Ooh, the producers loved you on that show.
00:07:25Well, good. That's great.
00:07:28Yeah, but not for that show.
00:07:32What are you talking about? You just said that they love me.
00:07:34They do, John.
00:07:36They just thought you were incapable of dumbing down the character.
00:07:38Vince, I'm an actor, okay?
00:07:40I take what's on the page. I bring it to life.
00:07:42That's my job.
00:07:44Look, I don't make the decisions, John.
00:07:46That's just what they said.
00:07:47I need to work, all right? I...
00:07:50All right, look, man, I'll make some calls,
00:07:52and I'll find you something, okay?
00:07:55Yeah, you said that six months ago.
00:07:59Everybody goes through this, John.
00:08:01You know it's a tough business, man.
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:05Take care.
00:08:10Welcome back.
00:08:11We still have our last caller on the line,
00:08:14but we are running out of time, so in closing...
00:08:17May I?
00:08:18It's cliche, but I'm not getting any younger.
00:08:21The reason you have children is so they can take care of you when you're elderly.
00:08:24It's like breeding your own caregiver.
00:08:27That seems like a selfish reason to have a child.
00:08:31I'm just planning ahead.
00:08:36Unfortunately, we are out of time today.
00:08:39I'd like to thank all of our callers and listeners.
00:08:42Join us tomorrow as we talk about couples in their 30s and 40s having babies.
00:08:47And every father's responsibility.
00:08:51I'm Dr. Sam, addressing what most affects your life
00:08:55with straight talk and answers.
00:08:57Until next time, have a cozy weekend.
00:09:04Breeding your own caregiver?
00:09:07Who let that last caller through?
00:09:09She sounded sane when I was vetting her.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:17Go.
00:09:36Go, Philostrate.
00:09:38Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments.
00:09:41Awake the purge of nimble spirit of mirth.
00:09:44Turn melancholic forth to funerals.
00:09:46A pale companion is not for our part.
00:09:49Yes.
00:09:53Well done. Brilliant.
00:09:56I gotta say, it feels amazing being here.
00:09:59Thank you again, you know, for letting me sit in.
00:10:01Oh, John, anytime. This is your home, too.
00:10:04All right. I'll see you in there.
00:10:10Any special plans for your anniversary?
00:10:12Oh, I'm hoping we don't leave the house. I'm ovulating.
00:10:15Baby plans. I didn't know.
00:10:17It's been in the cards a long time.
00:10:19Good afternoon, ladies.
00:10:21Interesting show this afternoon.
00:10:24Here are your reports.
00:10:26Excuse me.
00:10:30I'm so happy for you both.
00:10:32Can't wait to hear about the details.
00:10:37Nice hand. Nice hand.
00:10:39Dude, you don't look so good.
00:10:44I slept on the couch last night.
00:10:46Something new?
00:10:47It's a little dance we do.
00:10:49You know, I snore, she nudges, she can't sleep,
00:10:52so I go on the couch.
00:10:56God, she wants to have the baby talk again tonight.
00:10:59You've reached the having a baby crisis.
00:11:01Don't worry, that's just the natural progression.
00:11:03Whoa. Where's that written?
00:11:05No, no, no.
00:11:06Pushing the issue is the unnatural progression.
00:11:08Let's be honest, my career, it's in the tank right now.
00:11:11I'm not ready to have this talk again.
00:11:13It's hard watching my married friends
00:11:15lose their manhood one by one.
00:11:17Case in point.
00:11:18We go from the living room to the kitchen,
00:11:20and now we play cards in your garage.
00:11:23Hey, I like my garage, and it's attached, so relax.
00:11:28How many do you need?
00:11:29Uh, two.
00:11:30Two.
00:11:31One.
00:11:32I'll take two.
00:11:37Are you making any plans this weekend for the anniversary?
00:11:40No.
00:11:41No?
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:44Well, you didn't forget at least, right?
00:11:46No, no, he should pretend that he did.
00:11:48Oh, it's every man's safety net.
00:11:50What?
00:11:51Dude, that has literally never worked for me.
00:11:54You love her too much.
00:11:56If you want to regain your manhood,
00:11:58you need to change her perception.
00:12:00I love her too much.
00:12:01It's that easy.
00:12:02That's idiotic.
00:12:03I'm only trying to help here.
00:12:05Just ponder that while you're snoring on the couch tonight.
00:12:07Would you shut up?
00:12:08Look, just tell her the truth.
00:12:10No, tell her you don't want kids.
00:12:12Done deal.
00:12:13No, I do.
00:12:14I want kids.
00:12:15You know, someday.
00:12:17I just, you know, I thought I'd have a series by now
00:12:22or something, you know, some stability, man.
00:12:24Like I said, change her perception.
00:12:26We know where you stand on this.
00:12:28I mean, I can't even afford an anniversary right now.
00:12:32She knows that.
00:12:33Just get her something sentimental.
00:12:35I wouldn't do anything.
00:12:36Look, I'll loan you a couple of bucks.
00:12:39You can get her an inexpensive necklace.
00:12:43I fold.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:56They're gone.
00:12:58I got your favorite.
00:13:02What is this?
00:13:04You want to open a bottle of wine?
00:13:08Mm-hmm.
00:13:09OK.
00:13:12Uh, you know, I went by the actor's studio today.
00:13:16It's been a while.
00:13:18Did you sit in?
00:13:19Yes, I did.
00:13:21I did, yeah.
00:13:23Just for, you know, a little bit.
00:13:26I don't know.
00:13:27I just, I lose myself in that place, you know?
00:13:32You know, I was thinking, let's just
00:13:34take it easy this weekend.
00:13:36Maybe I'll pack us a picnic basket.
00:13:38We can go to one of those wineries.
00:13:41I thought you wanted to.
00:13:42Yeah, no, let's not talk tonight.
00:13:45Let's just enjoy an evening together.
00:13:49Well, that sounds great.
00:13:54Cheers to a beautiful weekend.
00:13:56Cheers.
00:14:00Mm.
00:14:02Looks good, huh?
00:14:03Mm-hmm.
00:14:06Hey, honey?
00:14:07I got to run a quick errand, all right?
00:14:09I'll be right back.
00:14:10Can it wait?
00:14:21Hello?
00:14:22Where have you been?
00:14:27What is that?
00:14:29A puppy.
00:14:32I got us a puppy.
00:14:36That could have waited.
00:14:38Look at this little thing.
00:14:39Look how precious.
00:14:40John, John, we were supposed to take a drive to the vineyard.
00:14:44Now we have to stay home and take care of a puppy?
00:14:49You will go to any lengths to avoid this conversation,
00:14:51won't you?
00:14:52Whoa, whoa, time out.
00:14:53No, no.
00:14:54Come on, I thought, you know, this is
00:14:57a romantic, thoughtful gesture.
00:15:00No, a picnic is romantic.
00:15:02A puppy is responsibility.
00:15:04Well, so is a baby, Samantha.
00:15:06Yeah, John, yeah.
00:15:07Yeah, baby is responsibility.
00:15:09It's also a decision that two people make together.
00:15:13You don't just show up at the door with a baby under your arm
00:15:16and say, hey, honey, look what I got you for our anniversary.
00:15:19OK, calm down.
00:15:20I think you are totally overreacting on this, OK?
00:15:24Samantha, I thought you would see this as me,
00:15:26you know, taking responsibility for something
00:15:29other than myself.
00:15:30No, I see this as a passive aggressive move
00:15:33to quell my motherly instincts.
00:15:35Wait a minute.
00:15:36Wait a second.
00:15:37Stop.
00:15:38Hey, there's lunch in that picnic basket for two.
00:15:40You and the puppy enjoy.
00:15:43I'm going for a drive.
00:15:45Samantha, are you serious?
00:15:54Wonderful, ladies.
00:15:56Good extensions all the way to the horizon.
00:16:00Soft gaze.
00:16:02Looking wonderful.
00:16:05All right.
00:16:06We know the next position.
00:16:09Soft gaze.
00:16:10And remember, bent knees are beautiful.
00:16:13Hey.
00:16:14Come on, let's talk.
00:16:16Well, you can't convince him to have a baby.
00:16:19He's broken.
00:16:20Well, actually, we're all broken.
00:16:22Namaste, doctor.
00:16:23Save the shtick for the radio folk.
00:16:25All right, now, hands to your heart.
00:16:28Breathe and chair pose.
00:16:34You have a successful career, so now you
00:16:36think a baby is going to be the little bow
00:16:39on top of your perfect life.
00:16:41You know, John is the actor, but you are the dramatic one.
00:16:45You should know by now that life is not
00:16:47a Norman Rockwell painting.
00:16:49He made an effort.
00:16:50He did bring you a puppy.
00:16:53I can't.
00:16:54OK.
00:16:56Oh, you know, I really miss that happy-go-lucky you.
00:17:01You know I hate that statement.
00:17:04It implies a lack of substance.
00:17:06All right.
00:17:07You're in a sensitive place right now.
00:17:09I get it.
00:17:11I feel like I can help everyone else with their relationships,
00:17:15and I can't handle my own.
00:17:18Don't you have any spiritual uplifting words for me?
00:17:24Life is a series of sequences that don't
00:17:27always fit together perfectly.
00:17:29Every now and then, you have to smooth over the rough edges
00:17:32so the pieces fit again.
00:17:34Do you memorize that from a book?
00:17:36Yes.
00:17:38How about a marriage counselor?
00:17:40I did think of that.
00:17:42You know what?
00:17:44Spongey helped Brad and I.
00:17:48You and Brad had problems?
00:17:50Well, it was a long time ago.
00:17:53He was hard to train.
00:17:55She's great, though.
00:17:57Now, come on.
00:17:58Take off your wedgies.
00:18:00Whew.
00:18:02Hey, Jake.
00:18:05Jake?
00:18:07Hey, buddy.
00:18:08It backfired.
00:18:09What are you talking about?
00:18:10I bought her a puppy, OK?
00:18:12I thought it would be, you know, two for one deal.
00:18:16What?
00:18:17You know, I got a little bit of a fever.
00:18:18I have a fever?
00:18:19I'm sorry.
00:18:20I have a fever.
00:18:21OK.
00:18:22I'm sorry.
00:18:23I'm sorry.
00:18:24I'm sorry.
00:18:26I'm sorry.
00:18:27I'm sorry.
00:18:28you know, a two-for-one deal.
00:18:30What?
00:18:31The anniversary, her ticking clock.
00:18:33Oh, not a good idea.
00:18:35You should have run this by me first.
00:18:37I am your attorney.
00:18:38I know you're my attorney,
00:18:40and you told me to change her perspective,
00:18:42so that's what I did.
00:18:44I thought it was a good idea.
00:18:45A woman's ticking clock is a primal urge.
00:18:47You need a little more than some cute little puppy.
00:18:50Oh, I knew I shouldn't have listened to you.
00:18:52Yes, you should.
00:18:53All right, let's see what I'm dealing with here.
00:18:55We're getting a drink.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:58I'm just gonna get my keys.
00:18:59Okay.
00:19:01♪♪♪
00:19:04♪♪♪
00:19:07♪♪♪
00:19:10♪♪♪
00:19:14Makes sense.
00:19:15It's that time, but...
00:19:17I don't know. I just...
00:19:20I-I know...
00:19:21I know you were just trying to help, okay?
00:19:23You've been that way since you were kids,
00:19:24so thank you.
00:19:26Comrades for life, baby.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:29Mmm.
00:19:30Mmm.
00:19:31Okay, but listen, let's be honest with me.
00:19:34Out of all of our friends, you are the last man standing.
00:19:37Best man standing.
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:39Why haven't you settled down?
00:19:41It's just not in my DNA.
00:19:43Okay, but let's-let's be honest here, really.
00:19:46We're both on the wrong side of 30, okay?
00:19:48Debatable.
00:19:50I mean, do you really want to be alone
00:19:51for the rest of your life?
00:19:53Well, there are two of my future ex-girlfriends
00:19:55right behind you.
00:19:57Uh-huh.
00:19:58That's what I'm talking about.
00:19:59That's what I'm talking about.
00:20:00Do you really want to do this?
00:20:02This, for the rest of your life?
00:20:03All right.
00:20:06Do you remember our gorgeous
00:20:08seventh-grade French teacher, Miss Clouge?
00:20:10Oh, yeah, of course.
00:20:11How could I forget?
00:20:12What was it she always used to-to make us say
00:20:14at the end of class?
00:20:15Au revoir, mademoiselle Clouge.
00:20:17Ah, that's where it all came together for me.
00:20:20Gentlemen, you ready for another one?
00:20:21All right, yeah, sure.
00:20:23There you go.
00:20:24He's paying. No, he's paying.
00:20:25Someone's paying.
00:20:28All right, enjoy.
00:20:29I'd look forward to when she'd walk down the aisle
00:20:32to check our schoolwork.
00:20:34Perfume, that long, beautiful hair.
00:20:37Ah, and that accent.
00:20:39Dear God, that accent.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:42There was some, uh, real emotion there.
00:20:45You never told me that.
00:20:47We had our class right before lunch.
00:20:49Why do you think I always had my hands
00:20:50stuffed in my front pockets
00:20:52while we were waiting in the lunch line?
00:20:54It wasn't to protect my lunch money.
00:20:55Ew.
00:20:56Uh-huh.
00:20:57No.
00:20:58Mm.
00:20:59That makes sense.
00:21:00Makes sense.
00:21:02You know, Samantha's always been...
00:21:05Samantha.
00:21:07Driven, quirky, outspoken, eccentric.
00:21:11She's wanted a baby as long as I've known her.
00:21:15What's changed with you?
00:21:17I mean, I just want to be ready, you know?
00:21:20I...
00:21:21Oh, hi.
00:21:23Hi.
00:21:24Hello.
00:21:27You were five minutes late.
00:21:28Oh.
00:21:29You're ten minutes late.
00:21:30What?
00:21:31That's terrible.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:44Come here.
00:21:46Oh, you really are adorable, aren't you?
00:21:52Aw.
00:22:10Right?
00:22:14Hello?
00:22:15Are you kidding me?
00:22:18John.
00:22:22What is a don't-dance?
00:22:24John.
00:22:25Drop those.
00:22:30Didn't think about the consequence
00:22:33There was nothing with the evidence
00:22:36Let's fight
00:22:44Let's fight, let's fight
00:22:52Uh-uh.
00:23:15No way, no way, no way.
00:23:17No.
00:23:18Oh, Samantha.
00:23:20Samantha.
00:23:22Samantha, are you serious?
00:23:24You changed the locks?
00:23:26What?
00:23:28Over a puppy?
00:23:31It's not about the puppy.
00:23:33Oh, come on.
00:23:34You are overreacting, okay?
00:23:37Really?
00:23:38Where were you?
00:23:39I was with Jake.
00:23:41I was with Jake, okay?
00:23:42And I was thinking about you.
00:23:44John, I called you.
00:23:46I heard female voices on the other line.
00:23:49Honey, honey, no, no.
00:23:51I can explain that, all right?
00:24:02I can't believe this is happening.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:20Hey.
00:24:22What?
00:24:24I can't let you in.
00:24:26What? Are you kidding me?
00:24:28I'm locked out of my house.
00:24:30Samantha, call Kiki, all right?
00:24:32She's getting ready to go over there right now.
00:24:34It doesn't look good for you, buddy.
00:24:36If I let you in, Kiki's gonna have me sleeping in the doghouse.
00:24:39Brad, are you serious?
00:24:41I can't.
00:24:43You can call me tomorrow.
00:24:45Let me talk to Kiki, all right?
00:24:47I'll explain.
00:24:48Get it?
00:24:49I have literally slept in our dog's house.
00:24:53Our dog's house, John.
00:24:56Okay.
00:25:03Hey, Dad.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08Yeah, this is fine, dude.
00:25:13What is that?
00:25:14Kombucha tea.
00:25:16It's good for the soul.
00:25:18Thanks.
00:25:23It's horrible.
00:25:25So, have you named him yet?
00:25:27No.
00:25:28Ooh, you should name him Killer
00:25:30and teach him to growl every time he smells John's scent.
00:25:41I cannot talk to my mom right now.
00:25:43Don't.
00:25:47I can't believe tomorrow is my anniversary.
00:25:50What is happening?
00:25:51All men need a wake-up call from time to time.
00:25:54It's the marital shock therapy of modern day.
00:25:57I changed the locks.
00:25:59Is that a little bit too much?
00:26:01All right, let's stand up.
00:26:03Hands to your heart.
00:26:05Breathe.
00:26:07And chair pose.
00:26:10Come on, let's go.
00:26:12Not right now, no.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:17Where do you think he is?
00:26:18You shouldn't be thinking about that.
00:26:21I hope he knows I was just trying to make a point.
00:26:23I mean, I...
00:26:27Maybe I should call him.
00:26:28No.
00:26:29If you do that, he won't learn anything.
00:26:35Now, are you sure it was women's voices you heard?
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43Yeah, loud music.
00:26:44He was definitely at a bar.
00:26:47Yeah, I'd make him sweat it out for an extra week.
00:26:52At least.
00:26:58Thanks for staying with me.
00:27:00Of course.
00:27:01Oh, and don't answer the phone if he tries calling.
00:27:04Hey, I have an idea.
00:27:06Brad and I are going horseback riding this afternoon.
00:27:08Why don't you come with us?
00:27:09I think it'd do you some good.
00:27:11Uh, honestly, I don't know if I'm in the mood,
00:27:14considering that...
00:27:15Oh, yeah, well, just give it some thought, okay?
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:20Love you.
00:27:22Love you.
00:27:23It's gonna be okay.
00:27:24Everything's gonna work out.
00:27:39Okay.
00:28:00You want to talk while I sing?
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:07Happy anniversary.
00:28:19I'm sorry, okay?
00:28:22I know what you must have thought.
00:28:24I know you were with some girls.
00:28:26That was Jake, okay?
00:28:29I wasn't even paying attention to him, baby, I promise.
00:28:31I mean, I was thinking about you.
00:28:34I called you back as soon as I saw that you called me.
00:28:38I trust you.
00:28:39It's just, all of this is happening
00:28:41because you are avoiding a conversation
00:28:44that we need to have sooner rather than later.
00:28:47I know, I just, I don't, I don't understand what the rush is.
00:28:50You know, we're both so young.
00:28:52It's our second wedding anniversary.
00:28:54I'm 34.
00:28:57My biological clock is ticking, and I'm...
00:29:01What?
00:29:02I'm, I'm worried.
00:29:04I'm really worried that we won't be able to have a baby.
00:29:10I just wish both of our careers were, you know, more successful.
00:29:16It's not about the money.
00:29:20We're doing fine.
00:29:21No, no, you're doing fine.
00:29:24You're great.
00:29:25I'm...
00:29:28I'm in a rut.
00:29:32It's not a rut.
00:29:34It's just an ebb and flow.
00:29:37It's the timing of it all, you know, I...
00:29:42I just feel like you have one thing on your mind, having a baby.
00:29:45And that's, that's all you're focused on.
00:29:48No.
00:29:51I'm focused on us.
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:59It just doesn't always feel that way.
00:30:08Maybe we should talk to someone.
00:30:12What, like a therapist?
00:30:13Like a marriage counselor.
00:30:16Honey, honey, you're, you're a doctor of psychology.
00:30:20I know I am, but I still think a third-party perspective would benefit us both.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:33Yes?
00:30:35No, it's okay, I guess.
00:30:38Close enough.
00:30:43Wow, you're on fire today.
00:30:46So, how was it?
00:30:48Did you stay in all weekend?
00:30:50Well, John got me a puppy.
00:30:52I got mad.
00:30:53He got drunk with a friend.
00:30:54I changed the locks and he slept in his car.
00:30:57And now we're gonna see a marriage counselor this afternoon.
00:31:00Well, the marriage counselor part of that is good then, right?
00:31:04I think so.
00:31:08Oh.
00:31:10Your baby shower is gonna be the best shower you have ever seen.
00:31:15Well, looks like we're back.
00:31:17All right.
00:31:18Let's keep this going.
00:31:25And welcome back to the show.
00:31:28We are going to end our show with a first-time caller.
00:31:32Let's welcome Pierre to the show.
00:31:34Pierre, you're on the air.
00:31:36Bonjour, mon chéri.
00:31:38Thank you for accepting my call.
00:31:40Pierre, you sound French.
00:31:42We don't get many European callers here in Albuquerque.
00:31:46Oui, oui, I understand.
00:31:50I was hoping that perhaps you may be able to guide me
00:31:55through a difficult time in my relationship.
00:31:59Of course.
00:32:00That is why I'm here.
00:32:02It is my wife.
00:32:04I love her with all of my heart,
00:32:08but sometimes I don't feel the same kind of love from her.
00:32:13And why do you feel that?
00:32:16I'm not sure.
00:32:19Well, the recognition of unconditional love
00:32:23is at the cornerstone of every relationship.
00:32:27It is important to remember that.
00:32:30How does one identify that?
00:32:33It's hard work.
00:32:35It is not easy.
00:32:37It sounds like you're having trouble
00:32:39identifying your role in your relationship.
00:32:43It's not uncommon.
00:32:46What is your wife's career?
00:32:49She's in the business of healing.
00:32:54That's wonderful.
00:32:56Oui, oui.
00:32:57Yes, she's very smart, very smart.
00:33:00But her perception of love and tolerance,
00:33:04it's almost regimental.
00:33:08Pierre, this is all we have time for today.
00:33:12I would love to continue this tomorrow.
00:33:16Would that be okay?
00:33:18Certainly.
00:33:20I can't wait.
00:33:23That is all we have time for today.
00:33:26I'm Dr. Sam.
00:33:28Until next time, bye-bye.
00:33:32That was an interesting conversation.
00:33:36That was an interesting call.
00:33:38Who doesn't love a French accent?
00:33:41I have a feeling there is something more
00:33:44under the surface with this caller.
00:33:46I hope he really does call back.
00:33:50Your decision to take this first step
00:33:52is the beginning of the healing process for many.
00:33:54So with that said, congratulations.
00:33:57Do you ask true or false questions?
00:34:00This is a process.
00:34:02We may discuss an array of issues
00:34:04over many sessions before we arrive
00:34:06at the root of what's causing marital conflict.
00:34:13Um, I don't know where to begin.
00:34:17I understand it was your second wedding anniversary yesterday?
00:34:21Yes, it was.
00:34:23And it was not what I expected.
00:34:26I'll take responsibility for that.
00:34:29Tell me, John, what does Samantha mean?
00:34:31Okay, I got her a puppy.
00:34:34We should name him, by the way.
00:34:36She wants a baby, okay?
00:34:38And I got her a puppy.
00:34:40A puppy is not a substitute for a child.
00:34:45That's what I really want for us.
00:34:48We were supposed to go on this romantic picnic.
00:34:52And instead, he came home with the puppy.
00:34:56Samantha, how am I supposed to take care of a baby
00:34:59when I can barely help take care of us?
00:35:01You don't have to help.
00:35:02Take care of us.
00:35:03We take care of us.
00:35:05This is good.
00:35:06We're wasting no time here.
00:35:08John, do you desire to feel the burden of responsibility?
00:35:13I think we're touching on self-esteem issues here.
00:35:17Self-esteem issues?
00:35:19Yeah, you know what?
00:35:20Wow, I can actually, this room,
00:35:22it just, it really brings the emotions out.
00:35:24I can feel it.
00:35:25Most arrive at this phase at about the same time.
00:35:28Their second anniversary.
00:35:30A colleague just published research on this phenomena.
00:35:34Couples who have not resolved their major differences,
00:35:37such as having a child,
00:35:38within those crucial early years,
00:35:40face a greater risk of failure.
00:35:42Yes, I did just read about this.
00:35:44Okay, that sounds a little ridiculous to me.
00:35:49What?
00:35:50John, it is my natural urge to have a child.
00:35:57Okay, well, it is my natural urge
00:36:01to discuss it and plan for it.
00:36:04That's my natural instinct.
00:36:19Babe, babe, come on.
00:36:21She can't be right about everything.
00:36:24She is a professional therapist.
00:36:27Oh, babe.
00:36:29Look, I love you, but I am exhausted,
00:36:31and I need to get a good night's sleep.
00:36:35Do you think you could sleep on the couch again tonight?
00:36:39What?
00:36:46Yeah, sure.
00:36:50Please take care of him.
00:36:56Okay.
00:37:09This is all your fault.
00:37:12You know that.
00:37:14We're both in the doghouse.
00:37:22Good morning.
00:37:23Hi.
00:37:26You look happy.
00:37:27I was just thinking we should travel to France someday,
00:37:32drive along the countryside,
00:37:34visit all the wineries.
00:37:36Oh, that would be so romantic.
00:37:39Yeah, yeah, I would love that.
00:37:41Learn the culture, the language.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:49Are you okay?
00:37:50Yeah, just finally got some sleep last night.
00:37:54Oh, I'm late. Okay, I gotta go.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Oh, reminder.
00:37:59Phoebe's baby shower is this Saturday,
00:38:01so I could really use your help with that.
00:38:03I will be there.
00:38:04Okay.
00:38:06Love you.
00:38:07Love you.
00:38:08Bye.
00:38:09Bye.
00:38:17Hello.
00:38:18You John Gray?
00:38:20Maybe.
00:38:22Mind taking this off my hands?
00:38:24Yeah.
00:38:25It's heavy.
00:38:26What is this?
00:38:27Sign on the line, please.
00:38:28What is it with you guys?
00:38:29You're always in a hurry.
00:38:30Is that like a job requirement?
00:38:33Okay, thank you.
00:38:36Have a great day, sunshine.
00:38:45What?
00:38:47What is this?
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:52Okay.
00:38:58Dude, you're gonna be a dad.
00:39:01Oh, no.
00:39:04A birth partner.
00:39:08You think Mommy's trying to tell me something?
00:39:10Huh?
00:39:13Congratulations.
00:39:16Our French caller, Pierre,
00:39:17has generated the biggest buzz from our listeners
00:39:20than any other caller in our show's history.
00:39:23Wow, that's wonderful.
00:39:25I guess he really struck a chord with our listeners.
00:39:28Mm-hmm.
00:39:31Hey, is there anyone else you want to invite
00:39:33to your baby shower?
00:39:34Preferably friends with kids, infants, toddlers.
00:39:39I don't have that many friends in Albuquerque.
00:39:41Acquaintances are fine.
00:39:43I was thinking of a more intimate baby shower,
00:39:46something small and quiet.
00:39:48Keep it simple.
00:39:49You know what? You're right.
00:39:51This is your shower.
00:39:53What about your husband's friends?
00:40:20All right, Eddie, see you tomorrow.
00:40:26Well, hello, sweetheart. Have a seat.
00:40:28Oh, okay.
00:40:30Hi, I'm John.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:34Not often a cutie like you walks in here.
00:40:37Uh, yeah.
00:40:39You know, I just wanted to see what kind of jobs you, um...
00:40:43You know, you know, you know.
00:40:46I just wanted to see what kind of jobs you, um...
00:40:49You had to offer, you know, what they might pay.
00:40:52Well, that depends on your skill set, sweetie.
00:40:55Uh...
00:40:57Have we met before? You look familiar to me.
00:41:00No, I don't... I don't think so.
00:41:02I mean, you know, I never forget a beautiful face, so...
00:41:05Oh, wide shot now. Okay.
00:41:07So tell me, handsome, what are some of your job skills?
00:41:10Job skills, uh...
00:41:12I was... I was an actor.
00:41:14You know, mainly in college, stuff like that.
00:41:17Well, this isn't central casting, so I can't help you there.
00:41:20Um... let's see.
00:41:23Here's something perfect for an actor.
00:41:25Have you ever waited tables before?
00:41:27No. No, no, I don't have the patience for that.
00:41:31I thought you were an actor.
00:41:33Okay, scratch that.
00:41:35How about construction?
00:41:37I'm more of a, you know, hang-a-shelf, birdhouse kind of guy.
00:41:41Probably shouldn't be building someone's house.
00:41:44Okay, so you're a challenge.
00:41:47Hmm. Can you drive?
00:41:49And don't tell me your feet are broken, neither.
00:41:51Yes. No. Driving, I can do.
00:41:54Okay, well, you don't need me then, sweetie.
00:41:57Call these guys.
00:42:04Well, not all people have the strength and fortitude
00:42:08to stay committed in the tough times of their relationship.
00:42:12It is time for a quick commercial break.
00:42:15We will be right back.
00:42:19Do you think Pierre will call in?
00:42:21Oh, I hope so.
00:42:23Well, our listeners are hoping so.
00:42:25They're calling in from everywhere,
00:42:27wanting to know more about our mysterious Frenchman.
00:42:30It's him on line one.
00:42:32Is it really? Okay, get him on, quickly.
00:42:34Gotcha.
00:42:39Welcome back to the show, everyone.
00:42:41If you recall, yesterday,
00:42:43we welcomed a first-time caller, Pierre, to the show.
00:42:47We didn't get a chance to finish our candid conversations,
00:42:51yet the response from our listeners has been overwhelming.
00:42:56Back on the line with us is Pierre.
00:42:58Welcome back to the show, Pierre.
00:43:00Merci beaucoup. Thank you.
00:43:02Your previous call has been on all of our listeners.
00:43:06Your previous call has been on all of our minds here at the studio
00:43:10and also our listeners back at home,
00:43:13and we are all dying to know,
00:43:16how are you doing right now?
00:43:19I wish I could tell you I was better, but I cannot.
00:43:24I'm sorry to hear that.
00:43:27Unfortunately, I have begun to believe
00:43:29that maybe we have reached the beginning of the end.
00:43:34Is that really what you want?
00:43:36Maybe it's for the best.
00:43:39Sometimes you can love enough to say goodbye.
00:43:44If you truly love someone,
00:43:47you never give up on them, no matter what the circumstances.
00:43:51It seems like you've already decided to give up.
00:43:55Well, lovers can change and grow apart.
00:44:00People do change, but love is love.
00:44:03The capacity to love never changes.
00:44:10Pierre?
00:44:12I think I will ask for a divorce.
00:44:18I'm so sorry to hear that.
00:44:23I should have asked you this before.
00:44:25Is your wife also French, or is she American?
00:44:29She's American.
00:44:32Any children?
00:44:34No, no, none.
00:44:36She desires children, but I am not ready,
00:44:39which is our biggest embassy.
00:44:42Why?
00:44:45The question not easy to answer.
00:44:48There is something that is not adding up here.
00:44:53What are you keeping secret?
00:44:55I answer your questions honestly.
00:44:58I speak from the heart, always.
00:45:06Pierre, it is time for us to take a commercial break.
00:45:10We will keep you on hold for a few minutes.
00:45:12Is that okay?
00:45:14Oui, oui.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:20Can you believe it?
00:45:23There is something about him.
00:45:28I can't quite put my finger on it.
00:45:30Good or bad?
00:45:32I don't know.
00:45:33Our phone lines are blowing up with callers.
00:45:35This guy is dynamite.
00:45:37Everyone has something to say about our Frenchman.
00:45:44You're awesome.
00:45:46He hung up.
00:45:52I can do this.
00:45:54I can do this.
00:45:56This is fine.
00:46:11What's going on?
00:46:12You sounded a little upset on the phone.
00:46:15Recently, I had this caller on the show.
00:46:19A French guy.
00:46:21Oh, la, la.
00:46:22Everyone loves a French accent.
00:46:25It's not just his accent.
00:46:27It's his choice of words.
00:46:31His tone of voice.
00:46:34I think he's really hurting.
00:46:37Pierre.
00:46:38Pierre?
00:46:39So he has a name?
00:46:41You've never said that about a caller before.
00:46:43There's just this sense of familiarity about him.
00:46:47Don't do anything you're going to regret.
00:46:49You know me better than that.
00:46:52I do have something I have to admit.
00:46:55I've been daydreaming about him.
00:46:57I don't know how he looks.
00:46:59I don't know anything about him.
00:47:01And you need to keep it that way.
00:47:03I'm smart enough to know what this is about.
00:47:06This is about John.
00:47:07I just wish that he viewed our marriage
00:47:09like this caller views his.
00:47:11You need to get that resolved with John.
00:47:14I mean, I know I'm a little bit hard on him,
00:47:16but you two really are meant for each other.
00:47:20You're both just a little off right now.
00:47:30Hey.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32What is that?
00:47:33I am going to cook us something special for dinner tonight.
00:47:37Chicken cordon bleu?
00:47:40You still have France on your mind.
00:47:42And I got this little number.
00:47:50What do you think about this for dessert?
00:47:55You know what?
00:47:56I just remembered I left my script at Jake's.
00:47:59What script?
00:48:01Oh, that's right.
00:48:02I never even told you about that.
00:48:04I have a producer's callback tomorrow.
00:48:08Babe, that's awesome.
00:48:10I know, yeah?
00:48:11So I'm going to go.
00:48:12I should probably go get it.
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:15Can it wait until after dinner and dessert?
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19Well, I should probably rehearse after dinner.
00:48:21So let me just go get it.
00:48:23I'll be right back.
00:48:24John.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:37Want another beer?
00:48:39No, I'm fine.
00:48:42Look, you can't keep hiding from her.
00:48:44I'm not hiding.
00:48:45I'm avoiding.
00:48:51So a French teddy.
00:48:53Mm-hmm.
00:48:54God, that's extremely sexy.
00:48:56I know.
00:48:57And so what she's into things French.
00:49:02Look, all I'm saying is you can't keep this up much longer.
00:49:05Lay your cards on the table and tell her.
00:49:08Kids are out of the question for right now.
00:49:14There's more to it than that.
00:49:16Like what?
00:49:20Nothing.
00:49:21Nothing.
00:49:22Swipe my imagination.
00:49:25Maybe you should just give in.
00:49:27Start learning nursery rhymes.
00:49:32Dave wants to talk to us.
00:49:33Both of us?
00:49:35What does he want to complain about now?
00:49:39Knock, knock.
00:49:41Who's there?
00:49:42It's Dave.
00:49:43Good morning, ladies.
00:49:44Good morning.
00:49:46We need to talk about the show's trajectory.
00:49:49The new demographics, to be more precise.
00:49:52Didn't we already cover this?
00:49:54Well, you know how those corporate folks and research groups are.
00:49:58Aren't you one of those corporate folks?
00:50:00Mm-hmm.
00:50:01Oh, can we get to the point?
00:50:03You know, corporate feels that we are neglecting the teen market.
00:50:08We're nearly 30% below in the percentile there.
00:50:11I'm sorry, teen market?
00:50:13I thought they wanted more listeners with children.
00:50:15Which is it?
00:50:17Don't shoot the messenger.
00:50:19Teens are not part of our demographic.
00:50:21We established that since day one.
00:50:24You know, your contract negotiations are coming up in a couple of weeks.
00:50:29We'd love it if you could be on board with us at that time.
00:50:32That sounds like a threat.
00:50:34We don't need a focus group determining the format of our show every week.
00:50:39Think about what I just said.
00:50:42No need.
00:50:44That is a knee-jerk reaction.
00:50:47But I'm sure we'll all be in agreement before our negotiations start.
00:50:52Strong-arming.
00:50:54That's not fair.
00:50:56Oh, haven't you heard?
00:50:58Life's not fair, honey.
00:51:00Ciao.
00:51:03That man is going to send me into labor.
00:51:07Early.
00:51:22Wow, this is phenomenal.
00:51:25I told you it was going to be the best baby shower you have ever seen.
00:51:29I don't know most of these people.
00:51:31Oh, who cares? They all brought gifts.
00:51:33Wow.
00:51:35I must say, I'm impressed.
00:51:37Congratulations.
00:51:41So, do you think you could have been a little more subtle?
00:51:44I know what you're doing.
00:51:46I do, too. I'm throwing a baby shower.
00:51:48You're a doctor of psychology.
00:51:50You're the dear Abby of modern times.
00:51:52But when it comes to your own relationship, you're a mess.
00:51:55I don't know what you're talking about.
00:51:57Inviting all these kids here is not going to help.
00:51:59You're scaring John off.
00:52:01I mean, even I'd scream foul.
00:52:03Wait, John, where did he go?
00:52:05He wasn't picking up his phone.
00:52:07I know I'm supposed to help you.
00:52:09Oh, hi. Hey.
00:52:11Oh, hey. Where have you been?
00:52:13Black car surgery. I'm sorry.
00:52:15Okay, well, you said you were going to help.
00:52:18Yeah, I know what I said.
00:52:20Okay, I'll do my best.
00:52:22Oh, my God.
00:52:24Go find your mom.
00:52:27Oh.
00:52:37I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:52:40Just go upstairs, please.
00:52:42You know what?
00:52:44Maybe I just should have never showed up in the first place, huh?
00:52:57Knock, knock, knock.
00:53:05What? What do you want?
00:53:10I just wanted to see if you were okay.
00:53:14I'm sorry about earlier.
00:53:17It was an accident.
00:53:21I honestly don't think that you care.
00:53:25Well, I could say the same thing.
00:53:29You know, when I first met you,
00:53:32I almost forgot to breathe.
00:53:35It was...
00:53:37It was like interpanamonium and perpetual bliss at the same time.
00:53:44And now I...
00:53:47I don't even know how I feel anymore.
00:53:54What is that supposed to mean?
00:53:57Please just leave me alone.
00:54:01Sam.
00:54:04Sam.
00:54:23Oh. Hey, Vince.
00:54:26You decided to call me on a Sunday.
00:54:28I hope this is good news.
00:54:30Yeah, sorry about that.
00:54:32How you holding up?
00:54:34Well, I need work.
00:54:36Okay, look, John.
00:54:38I gotta drop you from my roster, man.
00:54:42What? What are you...
00:54:44You're dropping me?
00:54:46Hey, it's not me, okay, buddy? It's the agency.
00:54:48They're telling me I need to drop all my dead weight around here.
00:54:52You understand, right?
00:54:54Oh. Oh, I'm dead weight.
00:54:56That's what I am? I'm dead weight?
00:54:58No, Vince, I don't understand, okay?
00:55:00Do you understand this?
00:55:03John. Hello.
00:55:09It's Pierre. He's on line one.
00:55:11Great. Keep him on the line.
00:55:13I'll bring him on air after the intro.
00:55:15He doesn't want to go live.
00:55:17He wants to speak with you privately.
00:55:27Pierre?
00:55:30I was hoping you would call.
00:55:32Why can't we put you on the air?
00:55:34I have a desire to speak with you
00:55:37without the ears of the world burdening my words.
00:55:41I would like that, but I am about to go on air.
00:55:45Leave me your number. I'll call you back.
00:55:48May we meet?
00:55:50At the cafe?
00:55:55Are you there?
00:55:57Sorry, I'm here.
00:56:02Yes, I will meet you.
00:56:04I believe it's worth it.
00:56:06I want to help you.
00:56:08I, as well.
00:56:12This is strictly professional.
00:56:14There is a small cafe on the corner of Rio Grande and Jackson.
00:56:20We are not at this 1 o'clock.
00:56:241 o'clock.
00:56:26Room 1.
00:56:32What are you doing?
00:56:40I heard the whole conversation.
00:56:42I'm doing this because I want to help his marriage.
00:56:45You realize you're tempting fate.
00:56:47You never meet with a caller.
00:56:49There's something resonating in his voice.
00:56:54I feel like I know him.
00:56:56That's exactly why you shouldn't meet with him.
00:57:23Hi.
00:57:41Hey.
00:57:42Hi.
00:57:49I can't believe you're here.
00:57:51I had lunch with a colleague.
00:57:56What about you?
00:58:00I auditioned downtown.
00:58:03Can you believe it?
00:58:05That's great.
00:58:07I'm happy for you.
00:58:15I know this is not the best time to say this.
00:58:20But...
00:58:23I can't get what you said last night out of my head.
00:58:28Yes.
00:58:36Is he or is she late?
00:58:41No.
00:58:45I'm just early.
00:58:47You know me.
00:58:49I sure do.
00:58:52I have to go.
00:58:54I'll see you at home.
00:58:56Good luck.
00:58:58Thanks.
00:59:11Why a French accent?
00:59:13Au revoir, mademoiselle Clouge.
00:59:17That's brilliant.
00:59:18Why didn't I think of that?
00:59:19No, I took it too far.
00:59:21She never has to find out.
00:59:23No, that's not it.
00:59:24It gets worse.
00:59:25What?
00:59:28I asked her to meet me at a cafe as Pierre.
00:59:33She agreed.
00:59:35That's not good.
00:59:36Then she showed up and she looked great.
00:59:40That's not good.
00:59:41I know.
00:59:42Sorry, buddy.
00:59:43It's over.
00:59:44Just as good as an affair.
00:59:45She went over the line.
00:59:46I don't even know why I tempted her, you know?
00:59:48Doesn't matter.
00:59:49Intent is nine-tenths of the law.
00:59:51Pierre isn't real.
00:59:53I made him up.
00:59:54Yes, he is.
00:59:56I'm looking at him.
00:59:58You know what?
00:59:59I need you to help me, not make fun of me.
01:00:04Unbelievable.
01:00:06Oh, Pierre, you're exactly as I imagined.
01:00:09So handsome and debonair and French.
01:00:13Oh, hello, my beautiful flower.
01:00:16Mon chéri.
01:00:17Let us sip champagne and read poetry.
01:00:21Oh, your accent.
01:00:23I love the way the words, how they come out of your mouth.
01:00:26Ah!
01:00:28Sick.
01:00:34He didn't show up.
01:00:36I was hoping he wouldn't.
01:00:38I wanted to meet him.
01:00:39I had to know.
01:00:42Know what?
01:00:43What are you looking for?
01:00:45I told you, I'm trying to help him.
01:00:49Maybe it's better he didn't show up.
01:00:52You don't seem so sure.
01:00:55Nothing feels the same anymore.
01:01:12Pour you one?
01:01:13I'm okay.
01:01:21You know when you said that you don't know how you feel about me anymore?
01:01:28That really hurt.
01:01:36That's not always how I feel.
01:01:39I know.
01:01:40I just, I would, I would never say that to you.
01:01:49I don't know.
01:01:50Maybe this marriage counselor's right, you know?
01:01:52Maybe, I don't know, if we can't agree on having a baby by now, maybe we never will.
01:01:59I think we can.
01:02:01I think we're eight days past our second anniversary, so maybe we're the exception.
01:02:14I think we both need to figure out what's broken.
01:02:20What are you, what are you saying?
01:02:25I think we need some time apart.
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:50Surprise!
01:02:51Hi.
01:02:52Mom.
01:02:53Dad?
01:02:55Your mother just drove seven hours straight.
01:02:58What a wonderful surprise.
01:03:00Kevin?
01:03:01He's still upstairs, Phil.
01:03:03When did you guys get a puppy?
01:03:05Oh, what's your name?
01:03:07We haven't named him yet.
01:03:09He's a rescue.
01:03:10Seven straight hours, I'm telling you, your mother's trying to kill me.
01:03:15Mom, why didn't you call us and tell us that you were coming?
01:03:18We wanted to surprise you both.
01:03:20Your father and I needed to get out of the house.
01:03:22He'll be there for half an hour.
01:03:24Let's talk.
01:03:26I'll put your stuff in the guest bedroom.
01:03:32Mom, I love you, but what are you really doing here?
01:03:37Honey, I'm your mother.
01:03:38You think I don't know if something's wrong with my baby girl?
01:03:42Nothing's wrong.
01:03:43Everything's fine.
01:03:46A mother always knows.
01:03:48I am telling you, you drove down for no reason.
01:03:51Oh, honey.
01:03:52Fine.
01:03:53Hey, you are all set.
01:03:56I'll leave you two alone.
01:03:57I've got to unpack.
01:03:58Okay.
01:03:59Good night.
01:04:08I don't want them to know that anything's wrong.
01:04:11How long are they staying here?
01:04:12I don't know.
01:04:13I didn't even know they were coming.
01:04:16Act like everything's fine.
01:04:18I didn't even know they were coming.
01:04:21Act like everything's fine between us.
01:04:23Right now.
01:04:24Yeah.
01:04:26Fine.
01:04:27I'll play along.
01:04:49Good night.
01:05:00How long has he been sleeping on the pouch?
01:05:02Oh, his snoring keeps me up at night.
01:05:05The cushions are molded to his body.
01:05:07Mom, you are reading way too much into this.
01:05:10Am I?
01:05:11Yes.
01:05:12You're not the only relationship specialist in this family.
01:05:15Mom, I love you, but I have to go to work.
01:05:18You still have that grill in the backyard?
01:05:20Um, yeah.
01:05:21Why?
01:05:22Your father and I want to make a barbecue this afternoon.
01:05:25Oh, God.
01:05:26I'm really not up for that right now.
01:05:28Oh, come on.
01:05:29It'll be fun.
01:05:30We'll take care of everything.
01:05:31Invite your friends.
01:05:34You know what?
01:05:35That sounds great.
01:05:41Bye.
01:05:45We'll run it back.
01:05:46Yeah, for sure.
01:05:49Hey, I didn't know you guys got a puppy.
01:05:50What's his name?
01:05:51Oh, he doesn't have a name.
01:05:54First round's ready.
01:05:58This is incredible.
01:06:00Thank you so much, everyone.
01:06:01Mom and Dad put everything together.
01:06:04How about a toast?
01:06:06I got this.
01:06:07I got this.
01:06:11A wise old man once said something that I'll never forget.
01:06:14Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.
01:06:19John, Samantha, I'm glad you guys are working things out.
01:06:24You are such an idiot.
01:06:26What?
01:06:27That was heartfelt.
01:06:29You never cease to amaze me.
01:06:30Are you two cut from the same cloth?
01:06:32Hey, I know he's an idiot sometimes,
01:06:34but he's still my best friend, so take it easy, all right?
01:06:36Hey, will you pass the coleslaw, please?
01:06:38So, everybody here knows.
01:06:42Who cares?
01:06:43All right, let's all just calm down and everybody take a breath.
01:06:46Okay, why don't you have another drink, Kiki?
01:06:49Okay, Jake, you need to leave.
01:06:52No, Jake, you don't need to leave.
01:06:54This is my house, too, okay?
01:06:55Well, someone here has to take charge,
01:06:57and I say he's leaving.
01:06:58Oh, really?
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:00Oh, there she goes again, everybody.
01:07:01Dr. Sam, taking charge of the world.
01:07:04I've heard enough.
01:07:05You know, this was your idea in the first place,
01:07:07putting on the charade for your family.
01:07:09I was ready to leave before they got here.
01:07:11Really? Go ahead.
01:07:12I'd like to watch you try.
01:07:14I am the only one supporting us.
01:07:20Wow.
01:07:31John, John, I shouldn't have said that.
01:07:33Yeah, but you did.
01:07:34You're really going to go through with this?
01:07:37I'll be back tomorrow to get more of my things.
01:07:39I mean, if that's okay with you,
01:07:40or do you want to change the locks again?
01:07:42God, can we have a conversation without insulting each other?
01:07:45Why do you always get to decide when we talk?
01:07:48Was leaving me part of your anniversary plans?
01:07:50No, not getting you pregnant was part of my anniversary plans.
01:07:55I just want us to have a family.
01:07:57Well, so do I, Samantha.
01:07:59But what I don't need is a marriage counselor
01:08:01or your biological clock forcing the issue.
01:08:05I'm just...
01:08:06You know what?
01:08:07I'm never going to live up to your standards,
01:08:09and that's fine.
01:08:23Is...
01:08:24Is that John?
01:08:27I...
01:08:28I don't want him parked out in front all night.
01:08:31Well, maybe we should just invite him in.
01:08:37No, I don't want him in the house.
01:08:40Come on.
01:08:43Show him the dog's house.
01:08:45He can be so cold.
01:08:51All right.
01:08:52All right.
01:08:54He can sleep on the cot in the garage.
01:08:57One night.
01:08:58Okay.
01:09:01I'll go get him.
01:09:07You've shed some light on this whole thing,
01:09:09but you still need to man up and make amends.
01:09:12For what?
01:09:13Her forcing me into fatherhood?
01:09:15I'm sorry, I cannot be steamrolled like Brad, all right?
01:09:18Hey, I... I didn't...
01:09:21I didn't mean it like that, okay?
01:09:23Brad is an amazing stay-at-home dad.
01:09:25We chose what works for us, right?
01:09:28Yeah.
01:09:29Right.
01:09:30Are you just afraid of being responsible
01:09:32for something greater than yourself?
01:09:34No. No.
01:09:35Then what's the problem?
01:09:37Samantha believes in you.
01:09:39She's been supportive with the ups and downs of your career.
01:09:43But you have to start looking at the situation through her eyes.
01:09:48Yeah, otherwise you're just being selfish, you know?
01:09:51Yeah. Yeah, selfish.
01:09:53Selfish.
01:09:54Start acting like the husband she knows you are.
01:09:58And stop running away from her.
01:10:05Honey, can I come in?
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:10I'm sorry, Mom. I just...
01:10:13Oh.
01:10:14I didn't want to disappoint you and Dad.
01:10:17You know you could have always talked to me about this.
01:10:20I would never judge you.
01:10:27What's that?
01:10:29Something I put together for your anniversary.
01:10:34A photo album?
01:10:36Take a look.
01:10:38I don't know if right now is the best time.
01:10:42Actually, this might be the perfect time.
01:11:08I bet him a kiss that Denver would beat Buffalo.
01:11:18Oh, wow.
01:11:22Feels like such a long time ago.
01:11:38I love you.
01:11:40I love you, too, baby.
01:12:01Samantha told me I might find you here.
01:12:05Are you a good listener?
01:12:08I should be.
01:12:10I've been married to Samantha's mother for almost 40 years.
01:12:14It's been a rough couple months.
01:12:19It's not easy.
01:12:21We've all been through this before.
01:12:23Yeah, it's...
01:12:25It feels like an eternity, you know?
01:12:28A couple rough patches are irrelevant
01:12:31in the span of a solid marriage.
01:12:36John, you shouldn't make a long-term decision
01:12:39based on a short-term emotion.
01:12:45Who are you?
01:12:48Never heard you say more than five words in my life.
01:12:54Okay, everybody, good job.
01:12:56Goodbye. See you next week.
01:12:58Get off book.
01:13:03John!
01:13:05Oh, my God, I was gonna call you after class.
01:13:07Oh. Um...
01:13:09Can I... Can I talk to you for a minute?
01:13:12Is everything okay?
01:13:14Yeah.
01:13:17Not really, no.
01:13:21Maybe being in your element for a while will help with that?
01:13:24Yeah, you know, I was...
01:13:26That's actually why I came by.
01:13:28I was gonna talk to you about maybe studying with you again.
01:13:30What? If that's okay.
01:13:32You know I would love that.
01:13:34Oh, this is perfect.
01:13:36What are you talking about?
01:13:38I have a family matter back east.
01:13:40I have to leave the day after tomorrow,
01:13:42and I would love for you to fill in for me.
01:13:44It could be a week.
01:13:46Are you kidding? I would be honored.
01:13:48Yes, thank you.
01:13:50Great, great.
01:13:52I'm teaching a workshop here at the studio if you're interested.
01:13:54Really? Yes.
01:13:56I'm... I'm interested.
01:13:58Thank you so much.
01:14:00Great. I gotta run.
01:14:02Okay. All right.
01:14:04Do you still have keys to lock up when you're finished?
01:14:06Yeah, I do.
01:14:08Okay. I will.
01:14:10Goodbye. Thanks.
01:14:22Bye.
01:14:52Bye.
01:15:22Bye.
01:15:34Are you okay?
01:15:38No, I'm not.
01:15:40I tried to call John,
01:15:42and I even went to the actor's studio.
01:15:46No marriage is bulletproof.
01:15:48I know what's in your heart.
01:15:50You ready?
01:16:06Welcome back to the show, everyone.
01:16:10Before we take another caller,
01:16:12there is something I feel
01:16:14I need to share with my listeners.
01:16:16I have given you
01:16:18a lot of advice
01:16:20over the years, but
01:16:22it is just that.
01:16:24Advice.
01:16:28We all make hard decisions in our lives.
01:16:30We determine the choices
01:16:32we make for love,
01:16:34and hopefully nobody gets
01:16:36heartbroken along the way.
01:16:40Maybe it's in our genes
01:16:42to make our
01:16:44differences more complicated
01:16:46than they need to be.
01:16:48It's an explanation of something
01:16:50that we don't understand.
01:16:54Maybe the guidance
01:16:56that we have been looking for
01:16:58is right in front of us.
01:17:00It's in the power of the word.
01:17:02It's saying,
01:17:04I love you.
01:17:06I understand you,
01:17:08and I never want to lose you.
01:17:12I do.
01:17:20Welcome back to the show, Pierre.
01:17:22It's great to have you.
01:17:24Merci beaucoup, mon chéri.
01:17:26I've been looking forward
01:17:28to this call.
01:17:30I think we all have.
01:17:34I realize I haven't given you
01:17:36the proper advice that you were looking for.
01:17:38No?
01:17:40Then
01:17:42maybe I wasn't ready
01:17:44to give it,
01:17:46but I am ready now.
01:17:48That sounds positive.
01:17:50It is.
01:17:52I realize
01:17:54it wasn't advice that you were seeking,
01:17:56but rather
01:17:58validation for a decision
01:18:00that you had already made.
01:18:02Oui,
01:18:04that was true, but not anymore.
01:18:08I called today because
01:18:10I know that only you can help me.
01:18:14Tell me,
01:18:16do you have a perfect marriage?
01:18:24You're turning
01:18:26the tables here.
01:18:30No.
01:18:32I don't have a perfect
01:18:34marriage.
01:18:36I've listened closely to
01:18:38your words and advice when we
01:18:40talk.
01:18:42You talk from Zihan.
01:18:46I believe in true love.
01:18:48And so do I.
01:18:54I was selfish with
01:18:56my husband.
01:18:58I lost sight of what really
01:19:00matters in life, and I
01:19:04may have lost the only
01:19:06person I have ever loved.
01:19:12I was wrong.
01:19:16What's your truth?
01:19:18My
01:19:20truth is I was worried
01:19:22about losing my identity
01:19:24as much as losing my
01:19:26importance in my wife's eyes.
01:19:30I, too, was
01:19:32selfish,
01:19:34and I was wrong.
01:19:38Do you remember what you said to me
01:19:40the first time that we met?
01:19:56That you felt like you couldn't breathe?
01:20:04You said it felt like
01:20:06inner pandemonium
01:20:08and perpetual bliss
01:20:10at the same time.
01:20:14Now I know what that
01:20:16means.
01:20:22This is when
01:20:24I say I love you.
01:20:28I love you more than anything in the
01:20:30whole world.
01:20:32And I never want to lose you.
01:20:38I love you.
01:20:54I'm going to have to call you back.
01:21:08Okay.
01:21:16You wanted to see me?
01:21:18Samantha, have a seat.
01:21:30If this is about the last broadcast,
01:21:32I'm sorry.
01:21:34I got really emotional,
01:21:36and it won't happen again.
01:21:38You're sorry?
01:21:42I don't care
01:21:44if it was a stunt or if it was
01:21:46an act of God.
01:21:50It put the show over the top.
01:21:52Ask Dr. Sam
01:21:54is our highest-rated
01:21:56broadcast. You are number one
01:21:58in every market.
01:22:02With that said, we would like to
01:22:04renew your contract for
01:22:06three years, with a
01:22:08substantial raise, of course.
01:22:10And you would have full control of the show's
01:22:12content. Carte blanche.
01:22:14Wow.
01:22:16I don't know what to say.
01:22:18Say yes.
01:22:20Telling me you want to stay here
01:22:22with us and make history, that would be a good start.
01:22:26Oh, and isn't there
01:22:28something else that you would like to add?
01:22:34Samantha,
01:22:36I'll support you in whatever you need.
01:22:38I'll ride for the brand.
01:22:42Done.
01:22:44I just have a favor to ask.
01:22:50I need some time off.
01:22:52A little vacation time to spend
01:22:54with a special man.
01:22:56You got it.
01:23:04Hey.
01:23:06Can I come in?
01:23:08Hey, Samantha?
01:23:10Honey? Can Jake come in?
01:23:12I'm kidding. Yes, come in.
01:23:16Nice shirt.
01:23:18Borrowed it from your closet when you weren't looking.
01:23:20Hey.
01:23:22What's going on?
01:23:24I wanted to say this
01:23:26to both of you together.
01:23:28I feel horrible about the last two weeks,
01:23:30and I want to buy you both a gift
01:23:32to make up for it.
01:23:34Not another puppy.
01:23:36No.
01:23:38Okay.
01:23:40What is this gift you speak of?
01:23:42How about an all-expenses-paid stay
01:23:44at the best resort in New Mexico?
01:23:46I'm also inviting Kiki and Brad,
01:23:48and I'm going with a special lady.
01:23:52What special lady?
01:23:54Oh, it's a surprise.
01:23:56Someone I've been interested in for a while.
01:23:58Well, look at that.
01:24:00I'm there after all.
01:24:02Staying for dinner?
01:24:04Yes.
01:24:16High five.
01:24:18Yes.
01:24:20Uh-huh.
01:24:22We'll hit the drive-in soon.
01:24:24Look at this. It's Jake and his mystery woman.
01:24:26Looks like everyone's here.
01:24:28Uh-huh.
01:24:30Bonjour,
01:24:32mademoiselle Cruz.
01:24:34Comment ça va?
01:24:36The French teacher?
01:24:38Yeah, yeah.
01:24:40Oui, it is me.
01:24:42You're even hotter
01:24:44than when we were in high school.
01:24:46I'm just saying.
01:24:48I'm very proud of you.
01:24:50You should be.
01:24:52Good to see you again.
01:24:54We've got tea time in 30 minutes, okay, guys?
01:24:56Bonjour.
01:24:58I've got to keep some things in history.
01:25:00Come on, right?
01:25:02Oh, my goodness.
01:25:04Look at that face.
01:25:06Congratulations, guys.
01:25:08We wish you were here.
01:25:10We do, too. Enjoy your freedom now, you two.
01:25:12Yeah, because once you have
01:25:14one of these little guys,
01:25:16there's no more vacations for a while.
01:25:20You should think of a name for the puppy
01:25:22before you come home.
01:25:24You're right.
01:25:26What do you think?
01:25:28Pierre.
01:25:32Really?
01:25:34Yeah.
01:25:36Okay, I love it. Pierre. Pierre it is.
01:25:38We miss you, guys.
01:25:40Keep the pictures coming.
01:25:42We will, okay?
01:25:44Bye, guys.
01:25:46See you later, little Pierre.
01:25:48Au revoir.
01:25:50Bye.
01:25:52Oh.
01:25:54You know,
01:25:56I would give up all of this
01:25:58for one of our own.
01:26:00Yeah?
01:26:02Me, too.
01:26:06Really?
01:26:08Do you mean it?
01:26:10Oui, mon chéri.
01:26:16Oh.