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00:01Leo?
00:02Hey.
00:03That's Becca.
00:04We dated for a minute.
00:05Nothing serious.
00:06She cheated on you?
00:07Lucy!
00:08I missed you so much!
00:10I'm so excited.
00:11Do you guys know this girl?
00:12She hooked up with my brother.
00:13She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
00:15It's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
00:16You were not there.
00:17One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
00:20Pippa!
00:21It's like you don't listen to me.
00:22I'm having sex with Marianne's husband, Oliver.
00:24Pippa doesn't know.
00:25Your friend's missing you.
00:26I do feel kind of bad about Lucy.
00:28You told her you were with me.
00:29This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
00:32You can trust me.
00:33Is that your girlfriend?
00:34No, we're just hanging out.
00:35Is that what Molly thinks?
00:37I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
00:39See you around.
00:40Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
00:42Yeah.
00:43He's really upset with me.
00:44You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
00:46After everything Lucy said about you,
00:48I just thought you might at least be better looking.
00:51I know he's your brother, but he's a very bad person.
00:54What did she say to you?
00:55Someday I'm gonna find out what a bad person you are.
00:57Hey, I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
01:00I just ran into Steven and he said a bunch of shit.
01:02He twists shit all the time.
01:04He just left me the most disgusting voicemail I've ever heard in my life.
01:07You talked shit to my sister last night
01:09and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone.
01:11You're just a pointless fucking cunt.
01:21Listen to me.
01:22I'm getting married tomorrow.
01:24I have a chance to be happy, okay?
01:26Like, genuinely happy.
01:29This is my chance to have a family.
01:31To live a life that I don't feel like a fucking visitor in.
01:36So please just...
01:38Just leave me alone.
01:41I don't want to feel like a good person again.
01:46Hey.
01:47Hey.
01:48Jesus, Bree.
01:49You gonna do that outside?
01:50I'm sorry, I just...
01:52I didn't want your mom to see me.
01:54I told her I quit six months ago.
01:57Well, the car's here.
01:59I'll be there in a minute.
02:00Alright.
02:02Love you.
02:03Love you.
02:25Jesus.
02:26No, sorry.
02:27Sorry.
02:28You're jumping tonight.
02:29I...
02:30No, I'm just going over all the bridesmaid duties for tomorrow.
02:34Yeah.
02:35Yes.
02:41Hi.
02:42How you doing?
02:43Okay.
02:44You look so pretty.
02:47Hey, is, um...
02:48Is Lydia coming tonight?
02:50No.
02:51She wasn't feeling well.
02:52She's staying at the hotel tonight.
02:54But she will be there tomorrow.
02:57Cool.
02:58Good?
02:59Yeah.
03:08Bree?
03:09Did you...
03:10What is she doing here?
03:11I don't know.
03:12I don't know.
03:13Bree?
03:14Did you...
03:15What is she doing here?
03:16Did you invite Diana?
03:19No.
03:20No, I haven't seen her in years.
03:26Hey.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29No.
03:32Are we hallucinating?
03:36Oh, my God.
03:39Um...
03:40Hi.
03:41Hi.
03:42Hi.
03:43Guys, meet Diana, the woman that I've been seeing.
03:48Hi.
03:51Wow.
03:52Wow.
03:53Thank you so much for coming.
03:56Congrats.
03:57I hope this is okay.
03:59Yeah, it's great.
04:02Lucy, you're looking well.
04:04Yeah, you...
04:05Yeah, so are you.
04:06Thanks.
04:07So, I'm gonna go find our table and let you guys freely interrogate Pippa.
04:12Okay.
04:19Uh, how...
04:20How long?
04:21Can you guys just be cool about this?
04:22Things are good with her.
04:24Like...
04:25Like, really good.
04:28Yeah, okay.
04:29Okay.
04:30Obviously, if you're...
04:31If you're happy, then we're happy.
04:34This is just...
04:35So weird.
04:36Yeah, it's so weird.
04:37I know, I know.
04:44Wait, so how long have you two been together?
04:46Depends on who you ask.
04:52I'm gonna be that guy.
04:53Sorry.
04:57During Bree and Evan's relationship,
04:59I watched how Evan, who was always the best guy out of any of us,
05:03became an even better guy.
05:05Since then, through everything,
05:07they have worked to be good to each other.
05:10They've kept making each other better.
05:13I never got how any relationship could be worth so much work,
05:17but Evan has always been smarter than me.
05:20He figured out early what makes it worth the effort.
05:25Finding that one person worth changing for.
05:30It took me a lot of false starts,
05:32a few big mistakes,
05:33before I finally found my person worth changing for.
05:35She couldn't be here tonight,
05:36but please relay how adoring I have been.
05:42No, uh, Evan and Bree,
05:45thank you for showing us
05:48why it's worth it.
05:51Evan and Bree.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Cheers.
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06:56Hi.
07:00I think I need some fresh air.
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12:05Hey, Bree.
12:07Hey.
12:08How are you?
12:09Hey.
12:10It's been a minute.
12:11Good, yeah.
12:13Right now, I'm a little disappointed this Thanksgiving dinner is sold out.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Vodka and ramen in the dorms, it is.
12:20Oh, shit, that's bleak.
12:21Yeah, well, my Thanksgiving plans have never been that fancy anyway.
12:24You know how I feel about the holidays.
12:26They're always sort of... whatever.
12:28Yeah, I know.
12:30Well, at least it's not Taco Bell with that weird neighbor kid, though, right?
12:32Excuse me.
12:33That was one of the best Thanksgivings of my life.
12:37Anyway, I should break it to the girls.
12:39It's good to see you.
12:40Happy Thanksgiving.
12:41Happy Thanksgiving.
12:42Yeah, happy Thanksgiving.
12:46Dude, she was so nice to me.
12:48I think she wants to hang out.
12:50What?
12:51You got that from that short conversation?
12:52Yeah, I can read her.
12:54All right, I have an idea.
12:55We have Friendsgiving, and we invite her, since we're all stuck here anyways.
12:58Seems like a lot of work for one person.
13:00Well, she needs somewhere to go, and that place can be my house.
13:03Come on, man.
13:04Molly's on her way to Bedford.
13:05It's perfect.
13:06Okay.
13:07Let's do it.
13:09Okay.
13:13You would think that Oliver would be, like, a total food snob, but he loves Doritos.
13:19So he's gone all weekend?
13:21Yeah.
13:22They're visiting some of Marianne's friends in Vermont.
13:26Probably won't hear from him much.
13:28I'm sorry.
13:29Oh, my God.
13:30It's fine.
13:31I wouldn't expect to.
13:32I mean, he's stuck in a house with a bunch of old people,
13:35probably, like, eating Cornish game hen or something.
13:38And I am here with this feast.
13:48It's okay.
13:49I know the rules.
13:52Okay.
13:53Okay, hi.
13:54We've been invited to Evans for Friendsgiving.
13:57Wrigley says they're planning a whole thing, like, with real food.
14:02Lots of real food.
14:04They look very skeptical, Wrigley.
14:06You're going to have to convince them.
14:07Oh, yeah, girls.
14:08We got tiny marshmallows, potatoes you can mash, a juicy turkey, yams.
14:14Yo, send her a picture of the pie.
14:15Okay, I'm going to text you a picture of this pie.
14:17Make sure she invites Bree.
14:18Okay, I'm going to mute you guys.
14:23Honestly, they had me at Tiny Marshmallows.
14:26Are you serious?
14:27Bree doesn't want to hang out with Evan.
14:29It might be fun.
14:31Might be fun?
14:32Would you do Thanksgiving with your ex?
14:34I mean, we have no real food here, and honestly, it's kind of satisfying to see him grovel.
14:41I want the tiny marshmallows.
14:43What about Steven?
14:44He's not going.
14:45I already checked.
14:50Oh, yeah, okay, sure.
14:51Yeah, let's go do Thanksgiving with your ex-boyfriends.
14:54It's super normal.
14:57All right, we're in.
14:59Yeah, all right, okay.
15:07Are you sure you're not sleeping with Wrigley again?
15:11I promise.
15:12We just sleep next to each other, fully clothed.
15:15It is not sexual.
15:18Whatever you say.
15:19Great.
15:20It's really not like that.
15:21If I wanted to be sleeping with somebody, then I would be.
15:23But I don't.
15:34Hey!
15:35Where's your bag?
15:36You packed?
15:37No, we're not going to Connecticut.
15:39Uh, why?
15:40The train's not canceled.
15:41We can make it.
15:42It's not transportation-dependent.
15:43I just...
15:44I'm done with my dad.
15:46We just had a huge fight.
15:48You've been having these stupid fights with him all month.
15:51This was worse.
15:52He started talking to me like he talks to my mother.
15:55Like I'm suddenly this complete disappointment because I failed the LSAT.
16:00He's never spoken to me like that before.
16:02Yeah, I get it, I get it.
16:04But we need your dad's help, Diana.
16:06I'm thinking beyond some petty argument.
16:09I'm thinking about our future.
16:10You've got to talk to him face-to-face.
16:12What, you want me to just grovel?
16:14A little bit, yeah.
16:15He does so much for you, Diana.
16:17He's just, he's blunt.
16:18And if he's talking to you like he talks to your mom,
16:20maybe that's because you're acting like your mom.
16:27Um...
16:29I love you.
16:32Just, you're not...
16:35acting like yourself lately.
16:39I know.
16:41I'm sorry.
16:45He doesn't want me to come home.
16:46He doesn't want you to come home.
16:50Fine.
16:54Well, just, uh, I'll stay here then.
17:03Hey, it's Drew. Leave a message.
17:06Hey, it's me, your older brother, whose calls you won't answer.
17:10Just call him to say Happy Thanksgiving, asshole.
17:13Uh...
17:15No, I'm just kidding.
17:16I don't think you're an asshole.
17:18I, uh...
17:20Um, okay.
17:21Hopefully you call me back sometime.
17:24Bye.
17:29Whoa, this looks labor-intensive.
17:30Don't worry about it. I got it.
17:33You think I'm going to let you destroy this bounty alone?
17:44Hey!
17:45What are you doing here?
17:46The roads are crazy out there, so I'm just going to stay here.
18:09It's hot! It's hot!
18:10Be careful!
18:14Oh.
18:16Hey, uh, do you think I should warn Bree that Molly's here?
18:19She might not come if she knew.
18:20Oh, does Molly know that Bree's coming?
18:23Should I tell her?
18:24You're a mess, Evan.
18:26Hey, do you have napkin rings?
18:28Should I have napkin rings?
18:30It's fine. How many people are coming over?
18:33Uh...
18:34Us, Leo, Pippa, Lucy...
18:39Um...
18:40Um...
18:42Molly, I'm so sorry. I invited Bree, Evan's ex.
18:46Oh, she's coming today?
18:48Is that okay?
18:50Yeah, it's totally fine.
18:52You could have told me yourself.
18:57I'm not going to lie, I am enjoying your panic right now.
19:00Hello?
19:02Hey!
19:03Happy Thanksgiving! I'm sorry, we just kind of let ourselves in.
19:07It's so fucking cold.
19:09Don't worry, it's all good.
19:10Hey, what's up, man? Happy Thanksgiving!
19:12Hey!
19:13Hi!
19:14Happy Thanksgiving!
19:15Happy Thanksgiving!
19:17Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!
19:18Hey!
19:19Thanks for the invite.
19:21Glad you came.
19:22Happy Thanksgiving!
19:24Hi, Bree.
19:26Lucy.
19:27Happy Thanksgiving.
19:31Hey, I'm Molly.
19:32Hi, Bree.
19:33Oh, you're Bree. It's so nice to meet you.
19:36How do you know Evan?
19:38We've been hanging out.
19:40Oh, cool.
19:43Gobble, gobble.
19:47Does anyone know how to defrost this bad boy?
19:49It's always so warm in here.
19:53Why don't you try the microwave?
19:55No, it's too small. It won't fit.
19:57I know what to do. I'm going to have to fuck this bird.
19:59Everyone stand back as I fuck the bird.
20:01Stop, we have to eat that. We want to imagine your dick on it.
20:05What about a hairdryer or something?
20:07Why would Evan have a hairdryer? He doesn't really have hair.
20:10Hey, he has some hair.
20:12Hey, you know what? I think I left one in your bathroom.
20:14So, I'll just go get that.
20:17I remember where it is.
20:20That's lucky. Alright.
20:34Hey.
20:52Hey, you good?
20:54I've missed this hairdryer.
20:56You're always welcome to come and get it.
20:59Okay, okay, okay.
21:03Who's going?
21:04Alright, you're starting. Start, start, start.
21:06Go.
21:07Yeah.
21:12Hello.
21:14Happy Thanksgiving.
21:20Hey.
21:22Didn't know you were coming.
21:24Oh, right, I forgot I invited Steven.
21:32All good.
21:34We have enough food?
21:37Everyone's cool, right?
21:38Oh, yeah. I've had more fucked up Thanksgiving dinners than this.
21:42Diana, let me get that bag.
21:50I need a drink.
21:54Drink, drink, drink.
21:56Yes.
21:57Yes.
21:58You got it.
22:00Alright.
22:04This is quite an entrance.
22:11So, King's Cup, we've had a seven so far.
22:14Hold it.
22:15King's Cup, that's it.
22:17She did a ten. Maybe if you get another...
22:20What is it? What are you staring at?
22:22What are you staring at?
22:23No, no, I'm not.
22:25Just weird Pippin Diana acting so friendly.
22:38What was that for?
22:39Ah, because I don't have any Xanax.
22:42Alright.
22:43Alright, here we go.
22:44Yeah, get over here.
22:45You gotta get the whole turkey.
22:46You gotta move it. Just, you gotta move the hair dryer over.
22:48If you move the hair dryer over, just put it over here.
22:51I feel awkward with Lucy here.
22:53She hates me.
22:54She really hates you.
22:55Okay, well, we're not leaving.
22:57I didn't say we should leave.
22:59Good.
23:00Because your new daddy issues have eliminated any other option.
23:04I said I was sorry already.
23:06I was joking.
23:07Relax.
23:10Hey, Diana.
23:11Do you think you could help me make these boxed mashed potatoes?
23:16Here.
23:17There we go.
23:18You hear this?
23:20Great job.
23:21I don't know about this.
23:22Hey, guys.
23:27Wait.
23:29Okay.
23:33Nice.
23:34So cute.
23:35You got it?
23:36Yeah.
23:39Okay, wait.
23:40Sorry.
23:41Okay.
23:43That's a lot.
23:45Ew.
23:46I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
23:49I'll come with you.
23:55I think we did a great job, though.
23:57I agree.
24:01Am I crazy or is Pippa acting super close with Diana?
24:05Yeah, that is a little weird.
24:08And what about her and Wrigley?
24:10They must be having sex, right?
24:12I don't think so.
24:13I think she would tell us.
24:15Would she, though?
24:17I mean, she's kind of been off all semester.
24:20Have you...
24:21Have you asked her what's up?
24:23I mean, she might just be going through something.
24:26She's been hard to talk to.
24:33Okay, I said that I wouldn't,
24:35but I sent Oliver a picture of myself
24:38and he still hasn't answered and now I feel fucking crazy.
24:41It's Thanksgiving, Bree.
24:43I'm sure he's just busy.
24:46They're not even American.
24:47Like, why the fuck do they care about Thanksgiving?
24:51Well, at least Evan's drooling all over you.
24:54I probably shouldn't torture him.
24:57But I feel like he deserves it.
25:01It's a lot.
25:03I mean, I've never had the whole big family Thanksgiving reunion thing
25:07that everyone else has,
25:09and now I can't even have Thanksgiving with my boyfriend.
25:13Boyfriend?
25:15You know what I mean.
25:17Oh, my God, it's like Sub-Zero out here.
25:20When did you start smoking?
25:24Everyone tries smoking in college.
25:29So, what are we gossiping about?
25:36Okay, I feel like you guys are always talking about me.
25:40No, no, we're not.
25:42So then, what were you talking about?
25:47Lucy was wondering why you're hanging out with Diana.
25:53Sorry, I didn't think I was hanging out with her.
25:55It was just being polite.
25:56It's really okay.
25:58Let's just... It's fine.
26:00I just feel bad for her.
26:03Steven's being so mean to her today.
26:06Yeah, Steven's mean to a lot of people.
26:09Okay.
26:12I'm gonna go back inside.
26:21Sorry.
26:29Pippa, the potatoes are gray soup.
26:32I don't think that's right.
26:34I'm gonna get a drink.
26:37I win.
26:38You're so quick and good at this.
26:52Hey, can you make stuffing?
26:53What?
26:54Can you make stuffing?
26:55I can get you a beer.
26:57Works out for you?
26:59Sure, yeah.
27:01Hey, guys.
27:08Are we ever gonna eat?
27:10Who can say?
27:17Hey, where's Leo?
27:18Oh, in the kitchen with Evan and Steven.
27:26Hey.
27:27Hey.
27:36Hi.
27:37Hey.
27:38You're crying.
27:40It's the onions.
27:41Let me help.
27:43Leo, do you still talk to Becca?
27:48His ex?
27:49No, yeah. Yeah, I know who Becca is.
27:51Oh, so you've talked about everything.
27:54It's very mature.
27:55Dude, what are you doing?
27:56Steven, everyone has exes.
27:58Can you stop trying to search it, please?
28:00No, I know. I know everyone has exes.
28:03I just didn't know if you knew the specific history.
28:09Hey, do some power.
28:19Alrighty.
28:21It's hot.
28:26Come on.
28:27Come on.
28:28Come on.
28:29Come on.
28:54I wanna believe Katie,
28:56but it's, like, really hard to prove rape accusations
28:58when, like, both of them were drunk,
29:00and historically, nothing happens to a pledge with family money, so...
29:03You don't know that.
29:07Pippa, um, you wanna try this?
29:09I'm good, thanks.
29:13Um, I have to pee.
29:24Refill?
29:25Yes, please.
29:29I, uh, I hope this isn't awkward,
29:31but I have to ask.
29:33Uh, I was wondering if you had any, like, residual drama with Evan?
29:38No.
29:39No, not at all.
29:41Okay.
29:43Because I was sort of, like, picking up on some vibes.
29:47No, I promise.
29:49I'm sorry if it seemed like that.
29:53Evan's just a really...
29:56nice guy.
29:58To everyone.
30:01So why'd you break up?
30:05We're just better as friends.
30:11And I'm seeing someone new,
30:13so you really have nothing to worry about.
30:15Oh, rea... Yeah.
30:16Really?
30:17Yeah.
30:23No.
30:29I'm gonna check on the turkey real quick.
30:35What?
30:36Hey, um, what did, uh,
30:38what did Steven mean by the history of Becca?
30:43I don't know.
30:44Did she cheat on me or something?
30:47I don't know, he's just being a dick.
30:50Hey, Evan.
30:51I'm sorry to interrupt.
30:52Um, Molly and Bree are talking.
30:54Probably about you.
30:59Hey, Molly, uh, can I borrow you?
31:02Yeah.
31:08Well, Bree's great.
31:10Why are you talking to her?
31:14Am I not supposed to be talking to her?
31:16Well, I just don't want to rub it in her face and make her feel bad.
31:20Why are you so worried?
31:21She's seeing someone, she's fine.
31:23What?
31:24No, Bree's not seeing anyone.
31:25I would have heard about it.
31:28Evan, should I even be here?
31:30Of course.
31:32Of course, what do you mean?
31:42Well, this fucking sucks.
31:44All right, everybody get in here.
31:46Come on, get in here.
31:48It's time to play a game.
31:50We're gonna play Slap Shots.
31:52What is Slap Shots?
31:54We slap each other and we take shots.
31:57Yeah, I know, sorry, I'm not gonna play that.
31:59What's the matter, Leo?
32:01Can't handle a little controlled violence?
32:07All right, yeah, let's play.
32:19Get out, get out, get out.
32:25My fucking God.
32:26Why'd you hit me?
32:27I'm supposed to.
32:28I'm sorry.
32:29Kill her.
32:32Slap Shots.
32:33Get in there.
32:34Okay.
32:37Oh, no.
32:40Get in there, get aggressive.
32:41Ready?
32:43Steady.
32:49No!
32:52Me!
32:53I'm finished with my shot.
32:55There's a lot of aggression between these two.
32:57Yes.
33:00Wrigley, I nominate you.
33:03Yes, my lady.
33:04Glass?
33:05Yeah.
33:08Give it your all.
33:12Jesus Christ!
33:15Such a strong hand for such a slender arm.
33:19There you go.
33:20That was amazing.
33:21That was great.
33:22You, my liege.
33:24Oh, God.
33:25It's your head.
33:26It's red.
33:28Remember that I have strong affection for you.
33:35Wait for it.
33:42Here you go.
33:44Here you go.
33:58All right.
34:08Cheers.
34:15Oh, yeah.
34:16Nice.
34:17Good one.
34:18Good hit.
34:19Good hit.
34:20Yeah.
34:21Very good.
34:22All right.
34:23All right.
34:27Yep.
34:28Yeah?
34:29Mm-hmm.
34:35Ready?
34:36No.
34:37No, I can't.
34:38I can't.
34:39Oh!
34:40I can't work it out.
34:41I know.
34:42I saw it.
34:43I saw it.
34:44It's so lame.
34:45You did a lot of that.
34:46Okay.
34:47Um, who has not been slapped yet?
34:53Okay.
35:01That's a lot.
35:06Oh, my God.
35:07Okay.
35:08Ready?
35:09Mm-hmm.
35:10Ready?
35:11Mm-hmm.
35:12Spaghetti.
35:13Stop!
35:14You can do it!
35:16Aw!
35:18Aw!
35:22Okay, I'm getting you back.
35:24What?
35:25No.
35:26What?
35:27You guys are trying to give me wings.
35:29Ooh!
35:30I'm sorry.
35:38Oh!
35:39What the hell?
35:40That was like a real slap!
35:42Sorry.
35:43Sorry.
35:44Whoa!
35:45Do I have to wait for a shot, or can I just take one?
35:47Oh, my God.
35:52Oh, my...
35:53I'm so sorry.
35:56Okay, I can't...
35:57I can't slap you because you're the host,
35:59so who do you want me to slap?
36:00Stevie.
36:01Okay.
36:05Okay, sure, yeah.
36:06Fine.
36:07Mm-hmm.
36:08Oh, no.
36:12Oh, dear.
36:15Oh!
36:16Oh!
36:17Oh!
36:20Sorry.
36:22Are you all right?
36:23That was a nice one.
36:25Good job.
36:26Nice.
36:30Oh.
36:31Mm.
36:32Mm.
36:38Come on.
36:40Oh.
36:42Come on.
36:43Trying to get me drunk?
36:44Mm-hmm.
37:03Oh!
37:06Strong arm.
37:07Took it well.
37:14Let me give you a shot.
37:19Oh, man.
37:20Oh.
37:21Yeah.
37:32Mm.
37:39Ah.
37:52You're adorable.
37:55Keep the...
37:56Keep the sword sheathed, as they say.
37:59Ew.
38:03Fuck.
38:06All right, uh, I'm gonna take a turn.
38:08Mm-hmm.
38:12Um...
38:13Okay.
38:14Sorry.
38:15Mm-hmm.
38:28Oh, nice.
38:30Oh, boy.
38:32Um...
38:33Okay, who's next?
38:35Molly?
38:37Yeah.
38:38Mm-mm.
38:43Oh!
38:44Jesus Christ.
38:46Molly, Brie was supposed to slap you.
38:48Oh, fuck.
38:50Oh, God.
38:53That's probably the turkey.
38:54Okay, I'm gonna help her.
38:55Maybe you guys can set the table or something.
38:57Yeah.
38:58Um, I'm also gonna help with the, uh...
39:00With the...
39:01I don't know.
39:02I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here.
39:04Yeah.
39:05Yeah.
39:10You okay?
39:11Yeah, I'm fine.
39:18How many?
39:19Three.
39:21Lucy.
39:22Have you ever actually, like, met Becca?
39:25Dude, what's wrong with you?
39:26Seriously, why do you keep talking about shit that has nothing to do with you?
39:29Nothing to do with me.
39:31So you even told her?
39:33Told me what?
39:34Why do you insist on being the most annoying person in every room, Stephen?
39:39It's not a big deal.
39:40Uh...
39:42I told you that Becca cheated on me my sophomore year.
39:45Yeah?
39:47Stephen was the person that she cheated on me with.
39:49It mattered at the time, but it doesn't now.
39:53Wait, Stephen slept with your ex-girlfriend?
39:56Yeah, I mean, at the time, I was deeply ashamed.
40:00I'm not sure how much of this is edible, Dwight.
40:03Why didn't you tell me any of this before?
40:05We'll talk about it later.
40:06Well, Molly's gone, and I'm officially an asshole.
40:08Not to kick a man while he's down, but yes, you are.
40:11I feel really weirded out right now.
40:13You realize that this is what he wants.
40:14He's trying to upset you.
40:16Why would I ever want to upset Lucy?
40:18What are they talking about?
40:19Becca.
40:20Why are we talking about Becca?
40:22You knew about the Becca thing?
40:24Of course she knows.
40:25That's why she broke up with me sophomore year.
40:27And I had to spend all of last year trying to win her back.
40:30Can we drop this now, please?
40:32It's old news.
40:33This is why you started dating me in the first place?
40:35To get back at Stephen or something?
40:37Are you seriously asking me if I've been dating you for the last semester
40:41for some minor incident that happened two years ago?
40:44As I recall, it wasn't that minor.
40:46You've got to stop now, okay?
40:48Your obsession is pathetic.
40:49Get out of his face.
40:50Lucy's the one obsessed with me.
40:51She's acting all fucking clueless.
40:53Has she ever told you any of the shit she's done?
40:57Like what?
41:02The stuff with my sister.
41:03Halloween weekend.
41:04She didn't tell you what she did?
41:07No.
41:08Right.
41:09Well, she verbally assaulted a 16-year-old,
41:11harassed her on Facebook,
41:13made her cry.
41:14God, you are a psychopath.
41:15Do you honestly think that people are just going to put up with your bullshit forever?
41:19I cannot fucking wait for the day where you destroy every relationship you have
41:22and you are completely fucking alone.
41:24Because you realize everyone's just waiting for you to fuck them over, right?
41:27Your friends, your sister, Diana.
41:29You do not speak for me, Lucy.
41:31Come on.
41:32Really, Diana?
41:33You think this guy who treated every other girl like shit
41:35is going to treat you differently?
41:36Some girls make it easy to treat them like shit.
41:40Oh, my God.
41:42You okay?
41:49Get the fuck out of here.
41:50I'm sorry.
41:51Get the fuck out, Lucy.
41:55You all right?
41:56You okay?
41:57It's okay.
41:58I'm fine.
42:00Leo.
42:02Leo, come on.
42:03Please don't go.
42:04Are you fucking kidding me?
42:05What was that?
42:07I'm sorry.
42:08I apologize to Diana.
42:09I don't know what's wrong with me.
42:10Whatever.
42:11This thing with you and Steven,
42:13it's just too much.
42:16It's sick.
42:17He was doing this on purpose.
42:19He's trying to upset me.
42:20He's trying to do this to me.
42:21He didn't have to try very hard.
42:23Okay?
42:24I cannot stand Steven,
42:26but it wasn't just Steven in there.
42:28And if you say that you don't care about him,
42:30then why is it so easy for him to get under your skin?
42:33What about you?
42:35What about you carrying this secret grudge against him
42:38and just lying to me about him?
42:39I didn't tell you about Becca
42:41because it's not important.
42:43That is exactly what I'm talking about.
42:44You're hiding stuff from me,
42:45and then you have this detailed list of excuses
42:47of why you're hiding them from me.
42:48What? Like what?
42:49Like that.
42:50Like this shit with you and Steven
42:52or the drama with your family
42:54or why you head-butted someone.
42:56You just slapped someone.
42:58That is not the same thing.
42:59That is not the same thing.
43:00You've assaulted people.
43:02You assaulted someone right in front of me,
43:04and it's not like you ever gave me a real reason.
43:06You just brushed it off
43:08and told me you had anger problems
43:10and what, I'm supposed to act like that's totally normal
43:13and I should just trust you?
43:25Okay.
43:29When I was a kid,
43:30my dad used to just come for me all the time,
43:32like, physically.
43:34And then he'd go after my mom,
43:36and he just would never leave us alone.
43:39Until this one day
43:41when I just couldn't take it anymore,
43:43and I had him back.
43:45And honestly, it was the first time
43:47that he finally left me alone.
43:51And so this pattern started,
43:54and I've been trying really fucking hard
43:57to unlearn it,
43:59but it's really hard to break a habit
44:01when, honestly,
44:02it's the only thing that ever worked in my house.
44:12I'm sorry.
44:13It's not...
44:14I didn't know that.
44:15You know what, Lucy?
44:16You fight dirty.
44:21You use people's worst shit against them.
44:26I didn't know that that's what I was doing.
44:29I'm not...
44:31I'm not trying to do that.
44:34It was...
44:37obvious that this isn't about us anyway.
44:43And your head is just polluted with him.
44:49I don't think I can do this anymore.
44:52I just...
44:54It's not solid ground.
45:03But that's what you want.
45:07♪ ♪
45:38Ah.
45:43Hey.
45:46I'm gonna go.
45:47I'll go with you.
45:48No, it's...
45:49Just stay. It's fine.
45:54Diana, I'm sorry again.
45:57Shh.
46:01You're such a fucking asshole, Steven.
46:07Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
46:14Are you okay?
46:16Yeah, I'm fine.
46:19But, uh...
46:25Are you seeing someone?
46:34Yeah, I am.
46:36Fuck.
46:39Okay.
46:42Is this serious?
46:44Yes.
46:46We just broke up. How could it be serious?
46:48It's easy to move on
46:50when someone you trust totally disappoints you.
46:55Is it someone I know?
46:57It's not really your business.
46:59So it is someone I know.
47:01No. No.
47:03He's older.
47:05Why are you asking me about him?
47:07Wait, no, older like a grad student, older?
47:09No, he's not a grad student.
47:11So what do you mean, older?
47:12And why aren't you spending Thanksgiving with him, then,
47:14if it's so serious?
47:15Because he's an adult, okay?
47:17He's got other shit to do.
47:19He's 45.
47:25He's 45 years old?
47:28Are you serious?
47:31Guys are the worst at your age.
47:35Oh, this is awful.
47:37Don't judge me.
47:38I'm not judging you.
47:39Yes, you are.
47:40No, I'm not. I'm worried about you.
47:45Why?
47:49Because I fucked up things with us, okay?
47:51And now some creep is trying to take advantage of you.
47:53He's not a creep.
47:56A normal 45-year-old man
47:58does not want to date a 19-year-old.
48:01Okay, no, sorry, okay.
48:03Just think about it, okay?
48:05With the way you grew up,
48:08you can probably tell that you're looking for a father figure.
48:13Fuck you!
48:15You're nowhere near as nice as you fucking think you are.
48:34I think the jerky's still raw.
48:53Hey, are you all right?
48:55I still cannot believe that Lucy did that to you.
48:57I can.
48:59I'm fine now.
49:04I feel like I should go home.
49:06No, stay.
49:07It's late, and Stephen's got Evan on suicide watch.
49:11We can't leave him alone.
49:13Wow.
49:14Isn't Stephen just such a good friend?
49:22You know, he's not very nice to you.
49:26He's just upset with me because I fucked things up with my dad.
49:30It's a long story.
49:32We can be friends because we like each other,
49:35not just because we worry about each other, right?
49:42Yeah.
49:44Okay.
50:03Hi.
50:08I brought you some food.
50:10But I'm not really hungry.
50:21I said the worst things.
50:26I said the worst things.
50:29I said the worst things.
50:34How can I help?
50:38I don't know.
50:42I'm just so sad.
50:59I love you.
51:30This is fact, not fiction
51:34For the first time in years
51:47Morning.
51:48Hey, how you doing?
51:53Bad.
51:56You know, I keep trying not to upset people,
51:59and somehow I just end up upsetting them more.
52:01Yeah, I gave up on that a long time ago.
52:04Even my little sister hates me.
52:07I mean, I just stop caring if people think I'm a piece of shit.
52:14I think you care more than you like to admit.
52:26I love you.
52:33Hi.
52:34How was your holiday?
52:36So fun.
52:38I'm still recovering.
52:40Sounds like it was better than mine then.
52:43I'm sorry to hear that.
52:45I've been thinking about you all weekend,
52:48that photo you sent.
52:50Torture.
52:55What have you been thinking?
52:57This is fact, not fiction
53:00For the first time in years
53:26How'd the rest of your night go?
53:32You win.
53:36Okay?
53:38Can it please be enough now?
53:42Can what be enough?
53:44I never wanted any of this.
53:48I didn't want to be a part of this.
53:51I never wanted any of this.
53:54I didn't want to be at war with you, Stephen.
53:59I loved you.
54:03Even though I knew exactly who you were,
54:06all of the worst things about you.
54:11So why are you punishing me for that?
54:21Because all that's left is gone away
54:24And there's nothing there for you to prove
54:34Oh, look what you've done
54:38You've made a fool of everyone
54:46Oh, look what you've done
54:50You've made a fool of everyone
54:59A fool of everyone
55:15A fool of everyone