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00:00No, I will not go to the funeral of Bob Barker. The Price is Right sucks in my days. I want to go to McDonald's.
00:12Rosie doesn't want to go to McDonald's. Rosie wants to see Bob Barker get buried.
00:17We are not going to McDonald's. We are going to attend the funeral of Bob Barker and that is final.
00:22I agreed. Me and your dad were the big fans of the show The Price is Right. If you misbehave at the funeral of Bob Barker, you will be grounded for eternity.
00:31Alright.
00:32No, I will not go to the fucking funeral. Bob Barker sucks and he deserves to be in hell for being a bad game show host in the first place.
00:41Shut up Mandy. Me and your mom were big fans of The Price is Right. If you misbehave at Bob Barker's funeral, you will be grounded for millions of decades.
00:49Fine. I hate you mom and dad.
00:56Maggie, why did he have to go? Bob Barker was a good man.
01:00I know Vicky. Bob Barker was a great man. I was a big fan of The Price is Right. Hopefully that girl will wake up soon. She is still dreaming about outer space and catching a star.
01:11Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
01:20Would you please shut up about twinkle twinkle little star. This is a funeral, not a concert.
01:25Oh look, the funeral is starting.
01:28Ladies and gentlemen, here is George Grey.
01:30Hey are we on? Oh hi mama my. We're having a great time at the funeral today. How's the weather coming along huh?
01:38Can you please shut the fuck up George Grey and get on to the funeral before we throw things at you.
01:43Oh I'm sorry. We are gathered here today to bid farewell at the original Price is Right host Bob Barker. I'm gonna hand over to my good buddy Drew Carey.
01:53Thanks George Grey. Bob Barker was not only the man we all know. He was a great guy. He hosted The Price is Right. He hosted Truth or Consequences. He also appeared on Match Game, Tattletales, and hey, he also made appearances on Happy Gilmore, Yes Dear, and How I Met Your Mother. We are all going to miss him.
02:13The funeral can not go on any further. Come on Mandy let's go ruin it.
02:18Right away Caillou.
02:21We are all going to miss Bob Barker and his smiles every day and he also helped pets throughout his life. What the? Why is these two children coming up on the stage?
02:30Come on Mandy let's dance with a dead guy.
02:33Okay.
02:35Yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm a dead man.
02:38Yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm a dead man.
02:41Oh my god he's dead.
02:43What?
02:44Aw crap.
02:45Caillou and Mandy how dare you misbehave my speech. That is it. We are alerting you parents right now.
02:50Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please. The parents of Caillou and the parents of Mandy needs to come up on the stage right now. What the fuck is Caillou and Mandy doing up there? Come on let's go up there.
03:05Caillou.
03:06Mandy.
03:07We cannot believe you both misbehave at the funeral of Bob Barker. That is it we are going home and you will have nothing at all.
03:16Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. I'm sorry mom and dad. I didn't want to go to the funeral of Bob Barker. I just wanted to stay home. I'm sorry mom and dad. It won't happen again.
03:29Sorry isn't going to work. You are grounded grounded grounded for eternity. You will have no movies no TV no more video games no fun no life no McDonald's and furthermore and you will not be getting the entire first season of The Last of Us on DVD.
03:44You will be going to bed Caillou when we get home.
03:47Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. I didn't want to go to the funeral. All I wanted to do is to stay home. I'm sorry mom and dad for what I have done.
03:57Nope. Sorry isn't going to work. You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for millions of decades. That means you won't have any TV no computer no movies no video games no fun no life no McDonald's and furthermore and you will not be getting Ruby Gilman Teenage Kraken when it comes out on DVD.
04:15You will be going to bed Mandy when we get home.