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01:30Hey, what's all the fuss about here? What a wreckage. What are you doing? You are acting like a bunch of babies.
01:43All right already, give it a rest. I understand it ain't easy being born. But hey, we're here now, we're alive. Come on, you gotta love it.
01:54Hello? Is this thing on? It's show time!
01:57Oh, I hate a crowd that can't hold their formula. Grown-ups are weird, you ever noticed? They don't even chew their own feet.
02:03Oh, the food's here. Who ordered the poo-poo platter?
02:07Poo-poo! Pee-yew! Am I funny or what?
02:12Come on, forget your troubles, everybody up!
02:15Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your booties! Shake your booties! On your feet! Those are booties, kids!
02:23Uh-oh, nurse, everybody down. Act like a baby. And let's have fun, all right? Be punny! Come on, kids are punny!
02:32Punny? Kids are what?
02:35Is it putty or buddy?
02:37Puny!
02:39Yeah, I think you meant to say kids are funny.
02:45What is a moth's favorite kind of pillow?
02:50A caterpillar.
02:54He sleeps on the caterpillar.
02:58And it's a caterpillar.
03:02A joke is something that's so funny that you tell other people.
03:07That makes people laugh.
03:09Yeah! You're right, Teddy. I've heard a lot of them. Thousands.
03:14Millions.
03:16Hundreds.
03:17It's just I can't remember them all.
03:19Yeah.
03:32There's an old story I'm going to tell you, and it has a moral. And the moral, trust me, will be good for you.
03:39It's a story about three people who are waiting to get into heaven.
03:45A teacher, a lovely woman.
03:48A doctor, a very smart man.
03:51And a clown, a jokester.
03:54And suddenly, right before their eyes, such a cloud appears.
04:01What a cloud. It was moving. It was tumbling. It was changing. And would you believe it?
04:07It was God.
04:09And God said in a voice that only God could use.
04:13Which one of you three will be the first to enter heaven?
04:16And the teacher said.
04:17Oh, well, I should go first because I help people learn.
04:20I taught Plato. I taught Sophocles. Did you know that?
04:23Oh, how about the three little pigs? That was a great moral.
04:27And God said.
04:28Great moral, moral, moral. Next.
04:30Oh, and the doctor, who was a big doctor, said.
04:33Wait, wait, I should go first because I help people when they were sick.
04:36Oh, I cured stuffy noses, measles, malaria, chronic, quenching, re-quenching, high fret, bulging, clapping, hocking, scratching and lumps and bumps and boils and bunions.
04:48How about dandruff? Wait, wait, there's more.
04:50Oh, that's nothing. Look at me. You know what I taught? I taught Aristotle.
04:55How about Moby Dick, Little Red Riding Hood, short stories, long stories, medium stories, Sidney Shelton, Shakespeare and Jack and the Beanstalk.
05:04Enough! Tell me, what did you do?
05:09I don't know.
05:10God said.
05:11You don't know?
05:13And the clown said.
05:14Well, I told a few jokes. Well, I juggled a few balls, did a few tricks. You know, I just tried to make people laugh.
05:22And God said.
05:24Then you, my little friend, you shall be the first to enter Heaven.
05:30Me?
05:31Yes, you.
05:33I can't believe it. Why me?
05:35And God said.
05:36What most people don't know is that every time you make someone laugh, you get closer to me and you get closer to my angels. I love those kids.
05:47And that's how it came to pass that the clown led the good doctor and the fine teacher into Heaven.
05:54But the clown had tickled God's funny bone. Ha ha! He made her laugh. And laughter, in case you don't know, laughter is divine.
06:07It was God.
06:09No.
06:10Yes.
06:11Albert Einstein.
06:13Little Mona Lisa.
06:15George Washington.
06:17Sometimes Lincoln was more. He told a couple of jokes, but George Washington did not spend any time with humor. He just spent his time with working, working, signing contracts.
06:26I know who invented jokes.
06:29Could be Pharaoh.
06:30The guy who invented the bathroom.
06:35Let's welcome Josh Peck.
06:37Hey, everybody. How are you?
06:40A lot of people, they come up to me and they ask, Josh, boobie, baby, how'd you get into the business?
06:47Let me tell you a little bit about myself.
06:50I'm the son of a single parent. I was born during the Great Depression. My mother's.
06:58You know how the Chinese, they discovered pasta, but the Italians perfected it?
07:05That's what I do. Something happens and then I perfect it and put it in my act.
07:10I'm a fifth grader. I study entomology. The study of entomans.
07:19Number one, if you mess up, don't let the audience know because they haven't seen you.
07:25Number two, you have to really play with the audience. Have fun.
07:30Number three, dress in apparel that doesn't make you look like you've thought a lot about this.
07:37Oh, stop it. You're fabulous, darling. I love you all.
07:46A sense of humor means like you don't act like you're an animal. You act like you're a human.
07:52Your sense of humor is how you feel.
07:55It just kind of comes to you through experience.
07:58When I was in kindergarten, I told a lot of jokes, but they weren't funny, right Jet?
08:04That's true.
08:05But when I was going to first grade, they started to improve a little more.
08:10Now that I'm in second grade, everybody laughs almost every time when I tell one, right?
08:15Right.
08:16When you see a TV show and somebody has these gooky eyes that are going like that, that's a sense of humor.
08:21Right, Bradon?
08:22Yeah.
08:24If there was no laughter or the whole world would just go poo.
08:31Tito the Frog.
08:40Once upon a time, there lived an enormous unfriendly frog named Tito.
08:46Well, one day, this grumpy frog woke up feeling mighty thirsty.
08:51Tito was so big that when he hopped, the cactus shook.
08:55Tito jumped toward the closest river and began to drink.
08:59Tito drank all day and night until all the water in the Rio Grande and all the water in Mexico and all the water in the world was gone.
09:10The next morning, the animals woke up and there was no water in sight.
09:15What's going on?
09:17Hey, take a look at that.
09:19There's not a single drop of water left.
09:22Well, maybe one.
09:27So what do we do now?
09:29Let's ask the wise old talker. He knows all the answers to all the questions in the world.
09:37In order to recover the water, you simply must make Tito laugh.
09:42But he don't got no sense of humor.
09:44When he laughs, all the waters of the world will in fact be released and return to their rightful place.
09:52Let's go, let's go. We gotta try.
09:54Nothing's gonna make that frog laugh, nothing.
09:56And so the animals set out to make Tito laugh.
09:58Or maybe they could make him snort water out of his nose.
10:01They were desperate. That would at least be something, right?
10:05Any frogs in the audience here tonight?
10:08So why did the frog hop across the desert?
10:11Because he was happy.
10:33The animals were defeated.
10:35But there was one creature who hadn't spoken up.
10:38Hey guys, can you just let me try?
10:41Snakes know nothing about humor.
10:51Guys, can you help me a little? I can't seem to move.
10:55Yeah, I'll help.
10:56Help me a little, okay?
10:57That's my unit. Get out of my unit.
10:59What the heck?
11:02Hey, that tickles. Get off me.
11:05We did it. We're amazing.
11:07We did it.
11:08Actually, it was the simple snake that young snake fellow made laugh.
11:15And when Tito laughed, the whole world bloomed again.
11:21And from that day on, Tito and the snake were inseparable.
11:25Whenever that frog got grumpy, that snake got goofy.
11:28And Tito would just laugh and laugh.
11:31Laughter is like water. We can't live without it.
11:34To laugh is to make the whole world a better place.
11:44Why did the chicken cross the road?
11:46I don't know.
11:47To get to the other side. Everyone says it.
11:49My mom even knows it from when she was little.
11:52That's the oldest.
11:53That's the joke that everyone started to say.
11:57Hey, the person who made the chicken crossed the road joke.
12:00How about you make something funnier?
12:05A joke is something that makes you think.
12:07I would have never thought of that.
12:09I mean jokes.
12:10They surprise you.
12:12They're meant to make you happy.
12:14They're meant to make you know stuff that you didn't know before.
12:17Kind of like a crossword puzzle.
12:19What happens when Pink Panther steps on an ant?
12:22Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
12:26Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
12:28The most important part of a joke, well that's the punchline.
12:31A punchline is like when you feel something into your brain telling you,
12:40laugh, that is funny.
12:42And then we get these jokes into our brain and it's like a brainstorm.
12:48First you have to think of something that usually happens.
12:53And then you have to think of something unusual that doesn't usually happen.
12:58Like let's say chickens usually hatch eggs.
13:02And you usually brush your teeth.
13:05And then if you put them together, then you might get something really funny
13:10and that could be a new joke.
13:12What does the chicken do in the morning?
13:15What does the chicken do in the morning?
13:18Brush their eggs.
13:20It's like you have to make up a, it's like that.
13:24How Nehemiah got free.
13:26Here's a tale full of sly humor that slaves told.
13:30It was stories like these that carried them through the cruel centuries of slavery.
13:37In slavery time, there was a slave who did most what he wanted to do just by using his wits.
13:45Nehemiah was the one who believed he could outwit anyone.
13:52Nehemiah would always have a funny lie to tell
13:55or he made some laughing remark whenever the so-called master had a question or a scolding.
14:01Nehemiah was always being moved from one plantation to another.
14:05For as soon as the slave owner realized Nehemiah was outwitting him,
14:10he sold Nehemiah as quick as he could to some other slaveholder.
14:15One day, the man known as the most cruel slave owner in that part of the state heard about Nehemiah.
14:21I bet I could make that slave do what I tell him to.
14:26And he went to Nehemiah's owner and bargained for him.
14:30Nehemiah's new owner was Mr. Warden and he told Nehemiah,
14:36I bought you, now tomorrow you're going to work for me over there at my plantation.
14:43And you're going to pick 400 pounds of cotton a day.
14:49Well, sir, that's all right.
14:51But if I make you laugh, won't you let me off for tomorrow?
14:55Well...
14:56said Warden, who had never been known to laugh.
14:59If you make me laugh, I won't only let you off for tomorrow,
15:05I'll give you your freedom right then and there.
15:12Well, sir, I declare you sure are a good-looking man.
15:17I'm sorry I can't say the same about you, Nehemiah.
15:24Oh, yes, you could.
15:27You could if you told as big a lie as I just did.
15:31Warden threw back his head and laughed.
15:35It was a long, loud bellow.
15:38He had laughed before he thought.
15:43But true is true and facts are facts.
15:46And Nehemiah got his freedom.
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