Nineties Eastenders (1st April 1997)
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00:31What's going on?
00:33I don't know, but he's facing the wrong way for Mecca, isn't he?
00:39Auntie Cathy, you sure you don't mind me staying here?
00:41Well, you know what I think.
00:43I should go home.
00:47I can't do that.
00:49Well, then, I'd rather you were here than anywhere else.
00:52DOORBELL RINGS
00:54DOORBELL RINGS
01:06Hiya. Is, um, is Sarah here?
01:09You'd better come in.
01:14Hiya.
01:16Hi.
01:17Look, I'm going to go out for a while.
01:19Maybe you can talk some sense into her while I'm gone.
01:22What does she mean, talk some sense into you?
01:25She thinks I should go home.
01:27I saw you come back the other day. I called out, but you didn't hear me.
01:30Oh, sorry.
01:31Oh, it's all right.
01:33I've been worried about you.
01:35I'm OK. Look, how did you find out I was here?
01:38I went round your house and your dad told me.
01:43You, um...
01:45didn't seem very happy.
01:52I know what you did to Robbie.
01:54What everyone's been saying and that.
01:57I just wanted to let you know.
01:59If I'd found out sooner, I would have told you.
02:01Yeah, I know.
02:03Is that why you don't want to go home, cos of what your dad did?
02:06Well, I just want to spend some time on my own and work things out.
02:11Listen, I know it's not much, but...
02:14if you need me, you know I'm always here for you.
02:17I know.
02:21Mum said the police would want to speak to you now that you're back.
02:24Yeah.
02:26What are you going to tell them?
02:28I don't know.
02:31I really missed you.
02:37Me too.
02:39Oh, I bet that poor bloke doesn't know if he's coming or going.
02:43If you're worried about anybody, shouldn't it be Robbie?
02:46All I'm saying is, Ted did what he thought was right at the time.
02:49I'm not blaming him for that.
02:51Yeah, well, I doubt the old bill would see it that way.
02:53You really think they might prosecute?
02:55Depends. It's his word against Robbie's, isn't it?
02:57But if Ted is denying it, well, they'll either come up with some proof or someone to back Robbie up.
03:01Yeah, but how can he deny it? Everybody knows it was him.
03:03Yeah, well, I haven't seen a line of people queuing up to talk to the old bill, have you?
03:06Well, that's awful. He beat that poor kid half to death for something he hadn't done.
03:10Yeah, I suppose he did go a bit over the top.
03:13But say Courtney grows up and some slimy little toad like Robbie starts drooling all over her,
03:16well, I'd snap him in half and all.
03:18You have to let her have some life.
03:20They can look, they're just not allowed to touch.
03:22How's she ever going to have a boyfriend if you keep frightening them off?
03:24She's not or not until she's 30.
03:26You know, I can't remember, but I'm sure I must have dropped you on your head when you was a baby.
03:31So what do they do then, do you know?
03:33Well, it's a blood test, isn't it?
03:35Yeah, I know that, but what's that mean?
03:36It means that they test your blood.
03:38I know that, don't I? I just wonder how it works.
03:40Well, they take a sample from me and Courtney, then one from Tony and then one from Grant.
03:43And then they work it out from there, the DNA or whatever it is,
03:45and then that tells them who Courtney's father is.
03:47It's amazing, isn't it, what they can do?
03:49Mind you, it's a good job you've narrowed it down to two, isn't it?
03:51Otherwise you'd have an empty arm.
03:54It was a joke.
03:55No, jokes are funny.
03:56I still don't know why I can't even go and see her.
03:59I'm not saying she's got to come home.
04:01I just want to talk to her, that's all.
04:03Well, she doesn't want to talk to you.
04:05Anyway, you'll only end up shouting at each other and making things worse.
04:09Oh, worse? How much worse can it get?
04:11My daughter thinks I'm a monster, along with Arthur Walford.
04:13I've got the police crawling all over me.
04:15Have they been back?
04:16Not yet, but they will be.
04:18Look, let me try talking to her again, all right?
04:22She's had a bit of time to think things over.
04:24Maybe she'll listen.
04:25I did it for her. Why can't she understand?
04:27Well, she will, but you can't make her.
04:30She'll have to work it out for herself.
04:33All right.
04:34But can you phone me, let me know what's going on?
04:36Of course I will.
04:38Now, you try and stop worrying, all right?
04:40Everything will work out.
04:42Just wait and see.
04:46So what are you doing now, then?
04:47A bit of shopping, then back home to meet Madam.
04:49Oh, are you a bit worried about tomorrow?
04:51Yeah, of course I am. Aren't you, babe?
04:53Well, no, I couldn't ever imagine wanting Grant Mitchell to be the father of Maggie.
04:55Yeah, well, I love him.
04:57So I suppose you want Grant to be the father,
04:58and you and Courtney to live happily ever after in the bit?
05:00Oh, yeah. What's wrong with that?
05:02Mark!
05:03Come on, there you go.
05:04Do us up a basket of fruit, will you, please?
05:06Auntie Nellie's just phoned. She's not well.
05:08Well, what's up with her?
05:09Oh, I don't know. Probably that flu.
05:10But you know what she's like when she's ill.
05:12Yeah, I do. What time are you going to go?
05:14Well, it's afternoon.
05:15OK, Mum, I'll sort something out for you.
05:16Cheers. I'll see you later.
05:17All right.
05:18Hello, Mark.
05:19Hello, darling.
05:20Pound of carrots, please.
05:21That's what I'm here for.
05:22So, how's the little one?
05:24Oh, she's all right.
05:25Given you plenty of sleepless nights already, has she?
05:27Haven't you heard? Her heart's a square, has.
05:29Not me. I'm out like a light as soon as me head hits the pillar.
05:32Oh, Mark, go out for some.
05:33That'll be 30, please.
05:34Anything else?
05:35No, see you.
05:36See you.
05:37See you, darling.
05:38Kiss me.
05:40You all right?
05:41Yeah, thanks.
05:44Been hoping to see your dad.
05:47He's worried sick about you.
05:48Yeah, but I'm fine.
05:49Well, he isn't.
05:50I don't want to talk about this.
05:52No.
05:53But I do.
05:56All you've got to do is be yourself.
05:58What do you think they'll ask me, though?
06:00Well, they'll probably try and find out if you're taking an interest in the news,
06:03especially what's happening locally.
06:04Yeah, well, I've been reading the papers, haven't I?
06:06Probably be all right, then.
06:07Trouble is, I'm not even sure what the job is.
06:09I mean, what's an office junior do, exactly?
06:12Well, general dog spotting, I think.
06:14Making tea, running errands.
06:15Simon, I'm taking the officers for now.
06:17Yeah, OK.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Come and see us when you're back.
06:21Yeah, all right.
06:22Good luck.
06:25Is it busy out there?
06:26I've seen more life in a tramp's vest, which is just as well.
06:29Really?
06:30Well, Simon's on his own, isn't he?
06:33What are you being so worried about?
06:35You said so yourself.
06:36They're not going to be able to tell us much today anyway, aren't they?
06:39They'll tell us how much it's going to cost.
06:41Look, we'll manage. We've got a few quid put by.
06:43What if it's not enough?
06:45Don't you think he knows what he did?
06:46No, I don't think he does.
06:48In the same circumstances, he'd do exactly the same thing again.
06:51It's the way he is.
06:52How can you say that, Sarah? You won't even talk to him.
06:55Because I know him.
06:56Well, then you know him better than I do, and I'm his sister.
06:59Look, if I forgive him, it's like I'm saying I understand what he did.
07:03Well, I don't.
07:04But he's your father.
07:06You owe him the chance to explain.
07:08And if you give him Robbie the chance to explain,
07:10time to tell him what had happened, we wouldn't even be having this conversation.
07:13But he didn't, did he?
07:15He just went in there and behaved like an animal.
07:17He thought he was protecting you.
07:18From what?
07:19He thought Robbie had raped you.
07:21And if I walk into a door later and get a black eye,
07:24will he think you did it?
07:25Will he come round here and beat you up?
07:27Where do you draw the line?
07:28When do you say that is enough, you can't behave like that any more?
07:30I don't know.
07:31Well, I do.
07:33I know he's your brother and you're trying to help him.
07:35I don't blame you for that.
07:37But if either of you think that this will all blow over and everything will get back to normal,
07:40you're both wrong.
07:43What he did was wrong.
07:45And if I don't try and make him see that, who will, Aunty Kath?
07:48You?
08:00All right, Nudge?
08:01Yeah, brilliant.
08:02What are you doing?
08:03Look.
08:04What is it?
08:05A pound coin.
08:06A pound coin?
08:07I superglued it to the pavement.
08:08What?
08:09Well, it's April Fool's Day, isn't it?
08:11He was number 11.
08:13Don't you think you're a bit old for all this?
08:15On the outside.
08:16Inside this not inconsiderable frame of a 38-year-old sex god
08:19is a 16-year-old fighting to get out.
08:21What, just the one?
08:22This is all muscle, mate.
08:23It just loosens up a bit when I'm not using it.
08:25Actually, that's why I came round.
08:26Are you still on for this run tomorrow?
08:27Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:28Right.
08:29Well, I thought I was about to tell them you stepped it up again, yeah?
08:31Right, yeah.
08:32Start early, do a couple of hours, say half five?
08:35Half five in the morning?
08:36Yeah, well, you've got to start putting the hours in to build up your stamina.
08:38Well, my stamina don't get up till about half eight, though.
08:41Well, you should breeze through it,
08:42if you've been sticking to the training schedule I gave you.
08:44Yeah, of course I have.
08:45Right, then, no problem.
08:46I'll see you outside the Vic half five.
08:48And don't be late.
08:49Right.
08:54There you go, love.
08:55Thanks very much.
08:56Right, Simon, we're off.
08:57See you later, yeah?
08:58Yeah, OK.
08:59If you have any problems, Neelan's at home.
09:00Right.
09:01What time will you be back?
09:02I don't know, but we'll be back to help you pack up, yeah?
09:03OK.
09:04And don't forget to tell him about the jackets.
09:05Eh?
09:06Well, the whole sailing.
09:07We were two jackets short last time.
09:08Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll tell him.
09:09Don't worry.
09:10OK, come on.
09:23Oh, where have you been?
09:25I went to see Nigel.
09:26Why, what's up?
09:27I need some crisps out of the stockroom,
09:28and I've just done me nails.
09:29It's another world, isn't it?
09:30Can I, love?
09:32I found him wandering the streets
09:33in search of a bacon sarnie.
09:35Come upstairs, and I'll do you some breakfast.
09:37No, I'm OK.
09:38A sandwich would be great.
09:39I've got a nice bit of ham.
09:40Great.
09:41Right, any news on Ted?
09:43No, not really.
09:44Oh, what a business, eh?
09:45Yeah, well, he brought it on himself, didn't he?
09:47I suppose.
09:48He was only doing what he thought was right,
09:50and there but for the grace of God go all of us.
09:52Yeah, well, as much as I like the occasional philosophical debate,
09:54any chance of a drink?
09:55You can do it yourself.
09:56I'm going to do Phil's sandwich.
10:02So, what's the news on Ted and the old Bill thing?
10:05Well, I can't say they've got enough to charge him,
10:07otherwise I would have dragged him in by now.
10:09But, no, I thought I might stick him with the Marcus, just in case.
10:12You'll be lucky, I'm not trying to get hold of him all week.
10:14What for?
10:15Sort out a divorce.
10:17You know she'll take you to the cleaners, don't you?
10:19Especially if it does turn out to be your kid.
10:21She is mine.
10:23Eh?
10:24I just know it.
10:25Cheers, thank you.
10:26You'll see him.
10:27Have a look, please.
10:28Bye.
10:30Hello?
10:34That was quick.
10:35Oh, someone is playing silly beggars with my mobile phone.
10:37That's the 15th one I've had this morning.
10:39Well, maybe you've got a secret admirer.
10:42Cheers.
10:43Cheers.
10:47Hello?
10:48I don't understand you, Sarah.
10:50I really don't.
10:52For months now, the whole family's been sitting there,
10:54listening to you going on and on about God and religion
10:57and what we should and shouldn't do.
10:59Love and forgiveness, wasn't it?
11:01And the first chance you get to put it into practice,
11:03you behave like this.
11:04Your own father.
11:06You can't turn my beliefs around to suit yourself.
11:08That's what Alistair tried to do.
11:10Look, there's nothing you can say that will make me think
11:12that what Dad did was justified or right or a mistake.
11:18Although he deserves any sympathy,
11:20however long we discuss this,
11:22my Dad knew exactly what he was doing.
11:24So that's it?
11:25You're just going to turn your back on him?
11:27I'll do what's right.
11:28Oh, no.
11:30You are blaming him for something you feel guilty about.
11:33Me?
11:34Well, you started all this.
11:36It was you who slept with Robbie Jackson in the first place
11:38and ran off, leaving us all to jump to our own conclusions.
11:41So if you're dishing out the blame,
11:43maybe you should start looking a bit closer to home.
11:45That's not fair.
11:46Isn't it?
11:47And what about your Dad sitting home on his own, eh?
11:49Worried sick.
11:50Is that fair?
11:51Then what do you want me to do?
11:53You said you want to do what's right.
11:55Yes.
11:56Well, then stop sitting there in judgement on everyone else.
11:59Stop running away and face up to what's happened.
12:01Sort this mess out.
12:08Hello, sweetheart.
12:09How are you feeling?
12:10I'm OK.
12:11I've got you some things.
12:13Oh.
12:14Yeah, we just spoke with the nurse.
12:15She's rooting to have her let you out soon.
12:17I hope so.
12:18Have you seen Sarah?
12:20What?
12:21Sarah, have you seen her?
12:22No, why? Should I have done?
12:23I want to know how she is, if she's all right.
12:25Well, judging by the state you got yourself into last time you saw her,
12:28I think you're better off without her, don't you?
12:30I want to talk to her.
12:31Yeah, we'd have to wait.
12:32You concentrate on getting yourself better.
12:33Here you go.
12:36Well, I think I got through to her.
12:38She promised she was going to stop running away from everything.
12:43Well, I don't know.
12:44She left here about five minutes ago.
12:46She might have been her way over to you now.
12:48Ted, look, why don't you just let her say her piece
12:51and then agree with her and kiss and make up?
13:02Hello?
13:05Tony, come here.
13:08Sorry to keep you hanging about. Mini crisis.
13:10Did someone get you a cup of tea or something?
13:12No, but I'm fine.
13:13Grab a chair.
13:14I'll just chuck them on the floor.
13:16So, Tony, do you live in Walford?
13:19Yeah, Albert Square.
13:21So why do you want to work on a newspaper?
13:23Seems more interesting than most jobs I've come across.
13:26Oh, so it's not that you want to be part of the community,
13:29put something back in, raise issues that affect the East End?
13:32Oh, well, I mean, I...
13:35It's all right. I'm only winding you up.
13:39When I first started,
13:40I wasn't exactly sure why I wanted to be a journalist.
13:43Once I got involved, I was completely hooked.
13:45So you didn't start?
13:46No. Fleet Street.
13:48Yeah?
13:49Mind you, that was in the days before bingo and free lottery numbers,
13:52when you got your stories by using shoe leather instead of a checkbook.
13:56So what sort of stories are you interested in?
13:59Anything, really.
14:00The only thing I insist on for this paper
14:02is that we tell stories that matter to the people who live around here.
14:06The victims of crime,
14:07people forced out of their homes by the local council.
14:10Those who live and work in the East End.
14:13Why?
14:14The sleaze we leave to the tabloids.
14:17If people want to gossip, they can go and stand at a bus stop.
14:20You see, I think we can make a difference.
14:23Good, honest reporting.
14:25Local issues affecting local people.
14:28And whatever level you work on this paper,
14:30top reporter or office junior,
14:32that's what's important.
14:34I'd really like to have a go.
14:36So, what have you been doing lately?
14:38So, what have you been doing up till now?
14:40Well, me old man's got his own business, building supplies and that.
14:44I've been working with him mostly.
14:46But not now?
14:47No.
14:48Anything else I should know about?
14:50Well, I haven't got any fancy qualifications or anything.
14:53And I'm not going to pretend to you that I know a lot about newspapers,
14:56cos I don't.
14:57But I work hard and I learn fast.
15:00I'm pleased to hear it.
15:02Look, an office junior is exactly like it sounds.
15:06You do all the things that everyone else either can't be bothered to do themselves
15:09or are too busy.
15:11But it's the first rung on the ladder.
15:14And it's a great way to learn how everything works.
15:17That's what I want.
15:24I don't know why I never thought of this before. It's brilliant.
15:26It's better than watching telly.
15:28Neil!
15:32Neil!
15:33Before I took you back on, I thought we had a conversation
15:36about upping your work rate a few notches.
15:38You know, raising your game just above the coma level.
15:42Good. Right, as long as we understand each other.
15:46I think I'll pop round the corner, you know, while we're quiet.
15:50Neil!
15:51Yes?
15:52I'm going to go out for a minute.
15:55Come on.
15:58Well, thanks for coming in.
15:59Cheers.
16:00You find your own way out, yeah?
16:01Yeah.
16:04I know you from somewhere, don't I?
16:07Albert Square.
16:09You were poking your nose in where it didn't belong.
16:11I'll throw you out the coin, Vic.
16:13Tony Hills.
16:15So, how's your sister? Sarah, wasn't it?
16:18Yeah, she's fine.
16:19She's home, then?
16:20Yep.
16:22Oh, look, I'm really sorry about that night in the pub.
16:25But it's my job to find a story.
16:27Yeah, yeah, I know.
16:29So, what are you doing here?
16:31I've just been for an interview. For a job.
16:34Oh, right. How did you get on?
16:36I'm not sure yet. Max said he'd let me know.
16:39Well, good luck.
16:41All right. See you.
16:44Tony!
16:48The other night, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't mention it.
16:52If you get the job, I mean.
16:55I wasn't there for the gazette.
16:57I just got a moonlighting.
16:59Tell you what. You put in a good word with Max.
17:02Tell him we met on the way out and I seem perfect for the job.
17:05Then I promise not to say a word.
17:08It's a deal.
17:30Call for you.
17:34How are you?
17:37Look, I just need some time to think.
17:39I'm OK now.
17:41I know what I have to do.
17:44To put things right.
17:49All right, Dad?
17:51Hello, son.
17:55What's up?
17:56I thought you were Sarah.
17:58Sarah?
17:59Yeah, Kathy talked to her again this morning.
18:01Said she was going to come and see me.
18:03Mind you, that was an hour and a half ago.
18:05It's women for you.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Anyway, what are you doing here?
18:10I just got back from the interview at the gazette.
18:12Oh, yeah.
18:14How did it go?
18:16Yeah, it went really well.
18:18That's why I'm here. I want to take you out for a pint to celebrate.
18:21I don't think that's a very good idea, do you?
18:23Oh, come on. You can't hide in here forever.
18:25What about Sarah?
18:27Leave her a note. She can come and join us.
18:30I'll do it.
18:31Come on.
18:33Take your mind off things for half an hour, eh?
18:37Hang on.
18:39I'll see if I can find some paper.
18:43Can I have half of an orange juice, please?
18:45Oh, come on, Guy. It's not all bad news.
18:48£3,000 isn't bad news.
18:50At least they say it has a good chance of success.
18:52Well, they would, wouldn't they?
18:54Well, it's a chance. Come on.
18:56Besides, we've got half of that put away, haven't we?
18:58That's £1.90, please.
19:00Thanks a lot.
19:01But if it doesn't work this time, then that's another £3,000.
19:04Well, then we'll find it, won't we?
19:10Hello, love.
19:11Hello, Mum. How did it go?
19:13Oh, all right. You know Aunty Nellie.
19:15Never one to suffer in silence.
19:17It's Ethel I'm worried about, though.
19:19Ethel?
19:20Yeah, well, she's got it in all now.
19:22Might have to go back tomorrow.
19:23I shouldn't worry, Mum. Ethel's as tough as old boots.
19:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
19:27Can I get you a drink?
19:28No, no, I'd better get back now. She'll be home soon.
19:31I'll see you later, yeah?
19:32OK, Mum.
19:33Oh.
19:34I suppose there is the money from your father's will.
19:36That'll help.
19:37No.
19:38Why not?
19:39We can't rely on that.
19:40No, but we can borrow, knowing it'll be here sooner or later.
19:43Listen, why don't you ask Neelam how long it'll be before it comes through?
19:46No.
19:47It's important, Sanjay.
19:48Gia, I said no.
19:49Why not?
19:52Because the will has already been read.
19:55It was read weeks ago.
19:57Everything's gone to Mum.
20:00You should have told me.
20:02I know.
20:03I didn't want to disappoint you.
20:05Nothing changes, does it, Sanjay?
20:07What?
20:08The lies.
20:09Telling Neelam we still had the factory, now this.
20:11What next?
20:12Look, Gia, I was as disappointed as you are.
20:15But there's nothing I could have done.
20:17You could have told me the truth.
20:19Anyway, so now we explain the situation to Neelam
20:21and we ask her to help us out.
20:23No, no, no.
20:24Isn't a baby worth a small dent in your pride?
20:26You know Neelam wants this as much as we do.
20:28She'd be glad to help.
20:29Look, Gia, this is our business, all right?
20:31It's got nothing to do with anyone else.
20:33So what do we do, then?
20:35Just give up?
20:36I'll try the bank.
20:38And what if the bank won't lend us the money?
20:42I'm going back to the office.
20:44I'm going back to the office.
20:47I'm going back to the stall.
20:49Well, finish your drink first.
20:51I don't want it.
20:53What are you having, love?
20:55Oh, I'll just have the usual, please.
20:57Turn.
20:58A pint, please.
20:59Have these on me.
21:01Good night.
21:04Someone will be with you soon.
21:12I don't know how he's got the cheek to show his face in here.
21:17It was brilliant.
21:18It was one old geezer, must have been about 93,
21:20trying to dislodge it with his Zimmer frame.
21:22Yeah?
21:23It was blokes like you who have made my life a misery this morning.
21:26I've had calls for cabs from Basil Fawlty,
21:28Arpo Marks and Mike Tyson.
21:30We don't even do cabs, we're an executive transport firm.
21:33Oh, and an hour ago some bloke phoned up,
21:35wanted us to pick up a Mr Dodd and Mr Piggott
21:37from outside the tax office.
21:41They weren't there, then?
21:44Right, once more into the breach and all that.
21:46See if there's any change.
21:48Any change, get it?
21:50I thought April Fool's Day was supposed to finish at 12.
21:53I'm on overtime. See you.
21:59Pop round.
22:00You're going to get caught if you keep doing this.
22:02Why?
22:03I ain't doing no harm.
22:04I'm bringing music into people's lives,
22:06helping them forget their problems.
22:08You're busking.
22:09No, I'm performing in public.
22:11In the streets?
22:12That's public, innit?
22:13Ain't I got eight quid yesterday?
22:15If you keep throwing all your money around,
22:16you're bound to get caught.
22:17So?
22:18You don't want any sweets, then?
22:20No.
22:21Music magazine's out.
22:23So?
22:24It's got a Peter Andre poster.
22:26In colour.
22:27Well, I suppose it's a good way for you to practise.
22:30Exactly.
22:40So how'd it go?
22:41Huh?
22:42Was there a...?
22:43No, it didn't. I'm still waiting.
22:45She left ages ago.
22:47I waited here and she never showed.
22:49I left a note.
22:50Oh, well, maybe she's bumped into Joe or something.
22:53Yeah, well, it might be way back in a minute.
22:55There you go, Ted.
22:56Oh, cheers, Sanjay.
22:57Thanks.
22:59Hang on, someone's come through.
23:01Where's Brian Rapper?
23:02Ask how old they are.
23:0818!
23:09Yes!
23:10Ask where they live.
23:14I've been, er, I've been trying to phone you.
23:16We're surfing.
23:17Surfing?
23:18Oh, right.
23:19The World Wide Internet Web Surfing thingy.
23:22Yeah, we're in a cyber cafe. Do you want to go?
23:24Er, no, no, no.
23:26It's, er, it's all right.
23:27I just wanted to see how you were.
23:30Well, I can't understand where she's got to.
23:32Maybe I should have stayed at her house.
23:33We left the note.
23:34Well, she might not want to come in the pub.
23:36Look, the important thing is she's come round a bit.
23:39She'll show.
23:44Are you OK?
23:45Fine.
23:46So you're not going to tell me then?
23:48Tell you what?
23:49What it is that's been bugging you?
23:51It's nothing. I'm just being stupid.
23:53Well, what about?
23:54Well, it was a bit of a shock this morning,
23:56seeing you and Tiffany with a baby.
23:58I bumped into her. I could only blank her.
24:00Could I not when she's been calling?
24:01No, of course not.
24:02What's the problem?
24:03Well, it's nothing. I just wanted...
24:06So, er, what are you doing here?
24:08Claire's surfing the World Wide Web with Annette.
24:10You what?
24:11Exactly. Have a pint, please.
24:12You haven't forgotten you're getting up early tomorrow morning, have you?
24:15I'm glad you mentioned that.
24:16You see, I've been getting this twinge.
24:18No chance, mate.
24:19You're either outside the vicar past five tomorrow morning
24:21or I come and drag you out of your pit.
24:23You're enjoying this, aren't you?
24:24Yeah.
24:25Did you find what you were looking for, Nige?
24:27Eh?
24:28This morning.
24:29You were on all fours outside the shop.
24:31Oh, that.
24:32Oh, that.
24:33No, I was conducting an experiment in greed in the 90s.
24:37And?
24:38It was even worse than I thought.
24:40What, you, er...
24:41You come unstuck, did you, Nige?
24:42I was robbed.
24:44Talking of which, I gave you a fiver.
24:46Oh, sorry, mate.
24:47Can't trust anyone these days.
24:48And a one!
24:49Makes five.
24:50April Fool!
24:51April Fool!
24:59I should have seen you, maybe.
25:01All over he was.
25:02I felt a lump in me throat when he picked her up.
25:04Mum, get me a bucket.
25:05You don't understand me.
25:06There's a special bond between father and daughter.
25:08What, like with you, you mean?
25:09No, Grant's different.
25:10He'll look after Courtney.
25:11I know he will.
25:12Yeah, well, I'm sure he will.
25:13But before you start going all gooey,
25:14don't you think you should find out who the father is first?
25:26Hiya.
25:27Peggy.
25:28How's Robbie?
25:29Great.
25:30He'll be home soon.
25:31He's doing really well.
25:36Look, I don't want any trouble.
25:39Grant?
25:40It's OK.
25:41Come on, Ted, let's go.
25:42Leave it, Alan.
25:43Ted, please!
25:48You've got some fun coming now.
25:50Now that everyone knows what really happened.
25:52Just having a quiet drink.
25:54Look, get him out of here.
25:55Ted!
26:01Drink.
26:05Why don't you sit down and finish your drink?
26:11Here, grab him!
26:13Edward Hills.
26:14Ted, where have you been? What's happened?
26:16Edward Hills.
26:17Get to it!
26:18Dad, calm down!
26:19Edward Hills, I'm arresting you on suspicion of causing
26:21grave responsibility and harm to Robbie Jackson.
26:23You do not have to say anything.
26:25However, it may harm your defence if you do not state when
26:27questioned something which you later rely on in court.
26:29Anything you do say may be given in evidence.