The Pink Panther Season 1 Episode 11
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00:30Hi, neighbor! Beautiful morning, ain't it?
00:37Just kind of makes you feel glad to be alive, doesn't it?
00:41See you around, pal!
00:43Hmm. That lawnmower Harry's using sure looks familiar.
00:49Yes, that certainly is your lawnmower, isn't it?
00:53Let's see now. How long's it been since Harry borrowed it?
00:57Last summer, wasn't it?
01:00Isn't it time you borrowed it back?
01:03After all, it is your lawnmower, isn't it?
01:07Boy, your neighbor's a strange one.
01:10Worried about his stupid lawnmower.
01:12You know you were planning to return it, weren't you?
01:15Then what's he getting so bugged about?
01:18But you watch. He'll come over and demand you return it.
01:22Yes, sir. Some neighbor you've got.
01:27So! Come for your lousy lawnmower, eh, neighbor?
01:33Figured I was gonna steal it, eh?
01:35We don't like your kind in this neighborhood, fella.
01:39And I'm returning your lawnmower, too.
01:45Anything else, neighbor?
01:49Hey! Aren't those your hedge clippers?
01:54Did you loan the hedge clippers to Harry?
01:58That's stealing!
02:01He saw you with those clippers, and he wants them back.
02:05You love those clippers, don't you, Harry?
02:09Didn't you spend over an hour sharpening them today?
02:12You bought those clippers, didn't you?
02:15Didn't you spend over an hour sharpening them today?
02:18You bought those clippers with your time.
02:20They belong to you.
02:22Are you going to let him take your clippers away from you, Harry?
02:27I'll be a bitch if he does!
02:31Wait a minute.
02:33Harry didn't ask you if he could borrow the clippers, did he?
02:37Then why ask for trouble?
02:39Just go into the garage and take them.
02:41Still, they're your hedge clippers.
02:55Looking for something, neighbor?
02:59Say, there is a way of getting even with Harry.
03:03Part of his tree is on your side of the property line.
03:06You know the one I mean.
03:08See how it messes up your yard?
03:10You like raking up Harry's leaves?
03:13You think Harry would ever cut that limb off?
03:17Then you cut it off.
03:22He's worried about his property line, Harry.
03:31Isn't that your house Harry is sawing on?
03:35You got a point, neighbor.
03:37We got to watch that property line, all right.
03:41To hear Harry, you'd think you didn't have a right to protect your own property.
03:46You ought to put up a small wall.
03:48You know, make sure that little old property line doesn't change.
03:53After all, even nations have boundary lines.
03:56Ever heard of the Berlin Wall, Harry?
04:00That might look like a wall to you, but it's really a fort.
04:05How do you know what kind of weapons he's going to put behind that fort?
04:09Harry, nobody likes war, but you've got to defend yourself.
04:20It's not a game anymore, soldier.
04:23Harry means business.
04:26You kidding, Harry?
04:28You'll lose this war with the first shot.
04:34You need help, Harry.
04:36Now, before the shooting starts.
04:39That's right, sir. We'll need the whole 48th Division.
04:57You know, of course, that the only one to survive will be the first one to attack.
05:04Shoot, dummy!
05:27Ow!
05:33You know, it might be a good idea to return that lawnmower you borrowed.