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00:00Now let me introduce to you the newest member of the all new,
00:06reorganized, restructured Million Dollar Corporation.
00:13I give you the new crowning jewel of my Million Dollar Corporation.
00:19I give you Sid.
00:22Ted DiBiase, hoping to make a huge deduction when it comes to
00:52the WWF Champion Diesel.
00:55Yes, it is Sid, or Psycho Sid, should we say,
00:58one on one with the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
01:02Hello everyone, I'm Vince McMahon along with Jerry, the King Rawler.
01:06That's right, it's not really a very taxing situation, if you know what I mean,
01:10for the Million Dollar Man, because he's in a win-win situation.
01:13Because next week, right here on Monday Night Raw,
01:16The Beast from the East, Bam Bam Bigelow, gets a shot at Diesel.
01:20Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen, and
01:22speaking of championships, right here tonight, the WWF Tag Team Title,
01:26up for grabs, Yokozuna and Owen Hart, meeting former champions, one, two,
01:30three, Kid and Bob, Sparkplug, Holly.
01:33And by the way, look who's coming right now to take the trash out.
01:37Duke, The Dumpster, DeRozan.
01:40Duke, The Dumpster, DeRozan.
01:44You can bet that trash man, unfortunately, has paid his taxes.
01:48The question is whether or not he's carrying around any residue from
01:52the Easter holiday yesterday.
01:55Business is picking up, you know that.
01:56Yeah, right, for him.
01:58I can see that your fingers are still stained from dying all those eggs.
02:01You know what I like to do, McMahon?
02:02What's that?
02:03I like to tell all the little kids I'm hitting the eggs.
02:05They go out looking for them.
02:06I didn't really put any out there.
02:08Ha, ha, ha.
02:09Yeah, that would be you.
02:10I got to watch the whole basketball game uninterrupted.
02:12Yeah, you being an egghead and I'll pay you.
02:15All right, here we go.
02:15Duke, The Dumpster, DeRozan kicking things off on Raw as Duke,
02:19The Dumpster, DeRozan meets a young man making his debut here on Monday Night Raw
02:24from Louisiana, here is Jean-Pierre Lafitte.
02:28What do you know about Jean-Pierre Lafitte?
02:30Well, I know a lot about him.
02:31And as a matter of fact, if we have time, I'll give all these morons out here
02:34a little history lesson.
02:35I'll tell them about his great, great grandfather who this country used.
02:39And I say the word used because that's exactly what they did.
02:43They used his talent, his ability, and his troops, as it were,
02:47to help run off a bunch of British soldiers.
02:49And then what thanks did they show him?
02:51They exiled him.
02:52They banished him.
02:53And now Jean-Pierre Lafitte is here to exact his revenge.
02:57And then again, there are others, historians,
02:59who would state that Jean Lafitte was simply a pirate.
03:04What do you mean a pirate?
03:05Simply put, a pirate.
03:07That implies like a thief or somebody dishonest.
03:11I believe that's exactly what it implies.
03:13Come on, don't cast aspersions on this man's background.
03:17Jean-Pierre Lafitte, ladies and gentlemen, taking off some of his accoutrement.
03:21And we are told that that pouch he wears around his neck
03:25contains gold coins of sorts.
03:27Gold doubloons.
03:28Doubloons?
03:30Oh, McMahon, you know, I'd like to take you out to lunch, but
03:32obviously you already are.
03:34Doubloons!
03:36Okay, in any event, coins allegedly, ladies and gentlemen,
03:39are blessed by a Cajun witch.
03:41Right.
03:42I wonder whether or not Jean-Pierre is superstitious in that matter.
03:47Handshake.
03:49There you go.
03:50And Duke the Dumpster, Trosey, turning his head.
03:53And right away, we know you don't do that against Jean-Pierre Lafitte.
03:56Look at him going to work now on Duke the Dumpster, Trosey.
03:59That's right, Lafitte is apparently quite adept at using his feet, isn't he?
04:03Yes, as well as his hands.
04:05Jean-Pierre Lafitte, somewhat impressive in the early stages of his matchup.
04:09Uh-oh, look at that.
04:10The Dumpster firing back now at Jean-Pierre Lafitte.
04:14What about those fists?
04:15Duke the Dumpster, Trosey, off the rope over Lafitte, right back in.
04:19Nice maneuver by Jean-Pierre.
04:22Jean-Pierre Lafitte with that patch over his eye.
04:26Somewhat at a disadvantage with using just, although you have to wonder whether or
04:30not he can actually see through that patch.
04:32I mean, is this for cosmetic purposes?
04:34What's going on here?
04:36Off the rope and down goes Jean-Pierre.
04:39The Dumpster from the far side now, over the hip, nice reversal.
04:43I tried to give him some advice before the match.
04:45And look at this, a scoop and what's he getting?
04:47Slash to the canvas.
04:48The Dumpster, drop kick, hop out back.
04:52Duke the Dumpster, Trosey, ready to take out the trash and over the top.
04:57The Dumpster cleaning the house here this week on Monday Night Raw.
05:02That would be the last thing in the world you would want.
05:04Duke the Dumpster, Trosey's feet in your face.
05:06I tried to tell Jean-Pierre Lafitte, don't wear that patch over your eye.
05:10Wear it over your nose when you're wrestling this guy.
05:12Wait a minute, outside now and throwing Lafitte right back in.
05:15Duke the Dumpster, Trosey.
05:16The Dumpster, quite a competitor indeed.
05:18And now, the Dumpster with some momentum.
05:21The elbow and perhaps a cover now.
05:23Off the rope, what's he gonna do?
05:25And to the knee.
05:26Here's a cover now, hooks the leg.
05:28And a kick out by Jean-Pierre Lafitte.
05:31Jean-Pierre right back up to the buckle and a whip to the near side.
05:39And Duke the Dumpster, Trosey, totally miscalculated that and, uh-oh.
05:43Look out.
05:44Neck twister and Jean-Pierre Lafitte now back on offense.
05:48Here's a good look at him.
05:49Again, you wonder can he see through that patch?
05:53Because if he can't, obviously, that's a bit of a handicap.
05:56Jean-Pierre Lafitte, nonetheless, in control at the moment of scooping.
06:00The Big Dumpster slammed to the canvas.
06:03Go ahead.
06:04Wasting a little time now.
06:06Uh-oh, look at this.
06:07High-risk maneuver and forget about it.
06:13That should be it.
06:14Time to take out the trash for sure now.
06:16A very impressive maneuver to cover the cannon.
06:19No, he did not.
06:21Jean-Pierre Lafitte had a great opportunity there to pin Duke the Dumpster.
06:26Trosey kicking things off here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
06:29There's the Duke's cap and, uh-oh, no.
06:33Look at this, from the other side now with momentum, Jean-Pierre, and down.
06:37Across the back.
06:39And Duke the Dumpster, Trosey, in pretty bad shape.
06:41He runs pretty good for a big guy, Lafitte does.
06:43You know, you're lucky I'm even here, McMahon.
06:45I passed up a chance to run in the Boston Marathon today.
06:48Yeah, I guess you did, huh?
06:50Well, yeah.
06:51I ran in the New York Marathon.
06:52You did?
06:53I would have won, but I got stuck behind Al Sharpton.
06:56I see.
06:57And locked up in the ropes, ladies and gentlemen.
06:58Look at this, and Jean-Pierre coming up and, no.
07:02Come on, ref, get in there.
07:04I did finish first in my category.
07:07What category was that?
07:08Look out, and another one.
07:11Guys wearing crowns named Jerry.
07:13I see.
07:16By the way, have you paid your taxes?
07:18What?
07:19Have you paid your taxes?
07:20Come on, don't make me laugh.
07:22Kings don't pay taxes.
07:24Kings don't pay taxes.
07:25We're above that.
07:27That's for the little people, peons.
07:30I see.
07:30All the rest of us is, as you can see, Jean-Pierre now pouring it on
07:34Duke the Dumpster Drosy.
07:35And the Dumpster is really having some problems.
07:38I must say, I'm very impressed thus far with the skills of Jean-Pierre.
07:42Although there's a reversal.
07:44Into the buckle, and the Dumpster, here he goes.
07:46Nobody home.
07:48Wow.
07:48Duke the Dumpster Drosy almost all the way to the outside,
07:51hanging onto the top rope.
07:54Come on, Lafitte, finish him off here.
07:56Duke the Dumpster Drosy hanging on his- Nice maneuver with the shoulder block.
08:01And another one.
08:02Duke the Dumpster Drosy, back on his feet, and look at this, yes.
08:06Trying to get him down, he almost has him, get him, go for a hold of the ropes.
08:12Almost, almost, stay with us.
08:16Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
08:17Jean-Pierre Lafitte continuing to be the aggressor in this matchup
08:23against Duke the Dumpster Drosy.
08:25Yet to come, the Tag Team Championship will be up for grabs.
08:28Joe Coleson and Owen Hart, his tag team partner, against former champions,
08:32one, two, three, Kane and Bob Holley.
08:34The Dumpster now, with a hard right hand, and another one.
08:37The Dumpster firing up a series of rights.
08:39Setting up Jean-Pierre Lafitte off the rope, and wow, gorgeous.
08:44That was great.
08:45That was devastating.
08:46He grabbed that long, stringy hair and shoved his face right into the mat.
08:52Quite surprising, indeed.
08:53Speaking of surprises, do you believe in today's paper?
08:56Allegedly, 70% of Americans say they never, ever cheated on their taxes.
09:02Who read that to you?
09:03Read it, I read it myself.
09:0570% of Americans.
09:06I guess we're a pretty honest lot after all.
09:09But you know, I told you before, royalty does not have to pay taxes.
09:12Speaking of royalty, do you know Princess Diana was seen shopping yesterday in
09:16Washington, D.C.?
09:18Matter of fact, yeah.
09:19What does that have to do with anything?
09:21What does that have to do with- Well, look at this.
09:22I had to pay for a lot of the merchandise she bought.
09:25Jean-Pierre Lafitte still in control of the Dumpster now, to the buckle.
09:28And Jean-Pierre, my goodness, beautiful, but everybody in the Dumpster.
09:32Took the Dumpster and a double clothesline, and both men go down to the canvas.
09:37What a surprising event with both men down at the same time.
09:40Well, surprising, but not nearly as surprising as what took place
09:44yesterday on the action zone, McMahon.
09:46What about that, huh?
09:47Are you referring to the Allied Powers defeating the Heaven and the Ghost?
09:49Come on.
09:50I'm referring to the fact that the- Wait a minute.
09:53No, almost a count of three.
09:55I'm referring to the fact that Sid has been announced as the newest
10:00member of the Million Dollar Corporation.
10:02Can you believe it?
10:03Yes, indeed, we can.
10:04And more on that later on.
10:05Look at this, Lafitte gets hit by a foot right in the bush.
10:11Yes.
10:12And once again, we find both men down.
10:14Although, here comes Duke the Dumpster drowsy.
10:17Duke the Dumpster getting his second win.
10:18Now, both men getting up.
10:20Lafitte coming over in a hard shot to the midsection.
10:24The Dumpster planting another one in the midsection.
10:26Look at this now.
10:27Duke the Dumpster drowsy setting up Jean Pierre Lafitte.
10:30Off the rope, back body drop, nicely done.
10:33Yeah, now it's time to take a closer look.
10:37The Dumpster coming on strong.
10:39Jean Pierre Lafitte having his problems with Duke the Dumpster drowsy.
10:43Off the rope and a big power slam.
10:46And go ahead, try it and say it.
10:51I think he's looking at you, King.
10:52He's coming after you, King.
10:54I'll be right back.
10:54No, he's not.
10:55He's going up to the top rope.
10:57A high risk maneuver.
10:59Duke the Dumpster drowsy and off the rope.
11:03Bobby Hall moving out of the way just in the nick of time.
11:08Jean Pierre Lafitte.
11:10He would have been compacted for sure had the Dumpster landed with that.
11:15How much damage did the Dumpster do to himself?
11:17Wait a minute, here we go.
11:19Now, sidewalk slam by Jean Pierre Lafitte.
11:23Now, look at this to the outside.
11:25This could be it for the Dumpster.
11:26He's never recovered from coming off the top rope yet.
11:29And now, the Jean Pierre with a high risk maneuver and he lands.
11:34Jean Pierre lands in the bread basket, hooks up the Dumpster and gets the victory.
11:39Great, take out the trash.
11:42A very competitive matchup and a very impressive debut on Monday Night Raw for
11:48Jean Pierre Lafitte.
11:51However, Bob Backlund was anything but impressive recently,
11:54ladies and gentlemen, on spring break.
11:57Can you believe this?
11:58The only thing impressive about Bob Backlund was his nose.
12:01This is an extraneous activity that's going on down here in the Florida area.
12:12And I'm down here to try to develop a super fleshiest
12:18attitude among the youth of America.
12:21And unlike the Clinton administration,
12:24I want our youth to understand the value of knowledge.
12:29Because knowledge is power, knowledge is freedom.
12:34It's the only permanent happiness, ladies and gentlemen.
12:40The pursuit of knowledge and the joy of understanding.
12:47You got that, ladies and gentlemen?
12:50Do you know what that's worth?
12:53What's happening down here is gonna cause a trigger,
12:59a cascade of chemical reactions within your body.
13:05That will affect your brain.
13:09And you will not be able to augment your ability to learn.
13:14And that is definitely a travesty.
13:17Listen to me, get your dictionary.
13:21By all means, don't leave home without that dictionary.
13:23We will continue with a cascade of chemical reactions here on Monday Night Raw.
13:28Matter of fact, let's take you now to the reaction from yesterday's action zone.
13:32It's Ted DiBiase in the ring with his million dollar corporation, San Juan.
13:38Yeah, a new reorganized million dollar corporation, all right.
13:42Better than ever.
13:43Yep.
13:44But you know we made reference earlier on to the fact that this was the public
13:48announcement, if you will, just yesterday of Sid joining the million dollar corporation.
13:53I believe DiBiase had Sid under contract for a long, long time.
13:58Come on, McMahon, why do you always try to find some underlying
14:02devious plot here by Ted DiBiase?
14:06Because that's exactly what happened.
14:08Not long ago, this is the man, you will recall, who attacked Shawn Michaels.
14:13Why would you attack someone for simply giving you the night off?
14:18There was an underlying reason there, and that reason was that Ted DiBiase
14:21knew of the friendship between Shawn Michaels and Diesel.
14:25Ted DiBiase knew that if Sid attacked Shawn Michaels and put him on the shelf,
14:30it would lead to a championship matchup with Diesel.
14:34And that's exactly what happened.
14:36DiBiase was behind this psycho, behind this psycho, Sid, all the time.
14:43But Bam Bam Bigelow may upstage everybody.
14:46Bigelow went his own on the action zone, challenged Diesel and
14:49got a match now prior to the matchup with Sid.
14:52And speaking of titles, stay tuned, everybody.
14:57Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
14:59The tag team title up for grabs momentarily over right now.
15:04Take a look if you would.
15:06Yes, piggyback style.
15:07That's Doink and Deke, Doink the Clown Prince of the WWF.
15:12Come on, McMahon.
15:12Why would you ever refer to these idiots in the same breath as royalty?
15:18Well, because they are.
15:19They're royalty in a manner.
15:20Speaking of Roy Raymond, ready to lock up with Doink the Clown.
15:24Warming up, ladies and gentlemen, the one, two, three kid, Bob Sparkplug Holly.
15:29They're ready to take the tag team championship.
15:32WWF Monday Night Raw brought to you by the United States Army.
15:36Learn how to get an edge on life.
15:38Be all you can be.
15:41Speaking of being all you can be, look at those stupid outfits.
15:45Doink and Deke are wearing a blue coat.
15:47It reminds me of my pajamas or something.
15:52Your pajamas?
15:53Yeah.
15:54Matter of fact, in the paper today, it states that 24% of the men
15:57wear nothing at all as far as night gear is concerned.
16:01Another 31% wear underwear.
16:04What does a king wear?
16:06Hey, let's not get personal now.
16:08No, I don't think we wanna know the answer to that.
16:09Doink the Clown on the receiving end of an elbow there.
16:12All right, then I'll tell you.
16:13No, I won't.
16:14Off the rope and Doink underneath.
16:17Nice slide there, he's safe.
16:19Yep, well, look at this.
16:19Going right after him, Roy Raymond.
16:22But Chase is on and, uh-oh, Roy Raymond may have set himself up.
16:26He did indeed, into Doinkster with a hard right hand.
16:29Look out, and Raymond is offensive ring the hard way.
16:35Speaking of the hard way there, King, what do you know about Duckman tonight?
16:38Duckman tonight is gonna be great.
16:40As a matter of fact, it's an all new episode coming up tonight.
16:43Back twister.
16:44The New Age takes Duckman into a realm of reincarnation.
16:48And Resident Kooks is gonna be great, don't miss it.
16:50All new Duckman tonight at 10, 9 Central, only on USA.
16:54What is this with you and Duckman?
16:56I mean, you with that ridiculous looking t-shirt underneath that.
17:00What do you mean ridiculous?
17:01This is a Duckman t-shirt.
17:03I understand that, but you wearing it?
17:06Well, I guess it goes along with wearing a crown and a cape.
17:09Come on, McMahon, now.
17:11Although, don't be confused by the look of Doink the Clown,
17:15who obviously is a rather ridiculous sort of attire.
17:18And as a matter of fact, there's Doink there to amplify it.
17:21But this man knows his wrestling skill.
17:25Doink the Clown drops the elbow.
17:27Doink was gonna run in the American Cluster Marathon today, but
17:30they knew he'd take a shortcut.
17:32That's not very nice to say.
17:34By the way, ladies and gentlemen,
17:35you can bet that there's no shortcut to the WWF Championship.
17:38Imagine Bam Bam trying to ingratiate himself, and
17:41has indeed, to Ted DiBiase and the other Million Dollar Team members.
17:45Maybe with the exception of Sid.
17:47Bam Bam on his own yesterday after the Action Zone challenged Diesel.
17:51And Diesel, given the fact that Diesel was the person who invited LT down to
17:56the Royal Rumble to begin with, Diesel readily accepted the challenge.
17:59So there we have it, next week on Monday Night Raw, Diesel versus Bam Bam.
18:04And I think Ted DiBiase's very happy about it.
18:07And the only one who isn't would be Sid.
18:10Well, Bam Bam, of course, is out to prove that WrestleMania and
18:13that loss to Lawrence Taylor was a fluke.
18:15And if you ask me, I agree with him.
18:18I couldn't think of anything better than to see right here next week on
18:21Monday Night Raw, Bam Bam Bigelow,
18:23the beast from the east, become the new World Wrestling Federation Champion.
18:27Certainly stranger things than that have occurred here in the World Wrestling
18:31Federation, you never can tell what's gonna happen.
18:32Give credit to Diesel for
18:34accepting that challenge from Bam Bam Bigelow just on the spur of the moment.
18:38Well, you mentioned earlier too about the fact that you think that Ted DiBiase.
18:43Sinister plot with Sid, I disagree.
18:47I think that he was just going out.
18:48I mean, this is like the NFL draft is coming up next Sunday.
18:51Sid is like a prideful legend.
18:52He's like Kajana Carter, everybody wants him.
18:55Wait a minute, wait a minute, more important than that.
18:58Is it the whoopee cushion?
19:00Certainly was, the sights and sounds of the whoopee cushion.
19:04Wait a minute, wait a minute, didn't cover his opponent.
19:08Wait a minute, here comes- No way.
19:10A little, maybe a mini.
19:12There's a mini whoopee cushion.
19:15And, uh-oh.
19:17And a little liberty here on the part of the official.
19:20The three count nonetheless.
19:22Duncan Dink very happy.
19:24Who knows, Duncan Dink may be your neighbor if in fact you're lucky enough,
19:28ladies and gentlemen, to win the WWF in your house.
19:32Orlando, by the way, Todd Pettigrew's gonna fill you in.
19:35Make sure you have a paper and a pencil.
19:38Hi, everybody, Todd Pettigrew with your very first In Your House report,
19:42right here on Monday Night Raw.
19:43Let me lay it out for you.
19:44The World Wrestling Federation In Your House is a brand new WWF pay-per-view event.
19:50In Your House will have all the unpredictability and excitement of
19:54WrestleMania and is available at only $14.95.
19:58So in other words, the World Wrestling Federation will come to your house and
20:01is available at only $14.95.
20:04So in other words, the World Wrestling Federation will come to your house for
20:07about half the price of taking a family of four out to the movies.
20:11How about that?
20:11Now, that's a great family value.
20:13And if you've never seen a World Wrestling Federation pay-per-view event before,
20:17this is a great opportunity at a great price
20:20to find out why the WWF is the leader in sports entertainment.
20:24It all happens totally live on Mother's Day,
20:27Sunday, May the 14th, from the Ahn Center in Syracuse, New York.
20:32It is exclusively on pay-per-view.
20:33I still can't get over what happened on Monday Night Raw just two weeks ago.
20:37Shawn Michaels, already battered and bruised following his title shot
20:41with WWF Champion Diesel at WrestleMania 11,
20:44made the huge mistake of turning his back on Psycho Sid.
20:48As a result of that incident,
20:50WWF Champion Diesel has insisted on a match with Sid.
20:55Now, Jack Tunney's office has granted Diesel's request, and
20:58the match has been signed.
21:00So that means the main event at the very first WWF In Your House
21:05will be Big Daddy Cool taking on Psycho Sid for the WWF title.
21:10That is, if Diesel's still champion.
21:12Now, since then, as we've seen, Sid has signed on with the Million Dollar
21:17Corporation, and you gotta wonder how that will affect the title match.
21:21What an emotional match this is gonna be.
21:23Now, Diesel's been in contact with Shawn,
21:25who's still recovering from back and shoulder injuries.
21:28And rumor has it that every time Diesel talks to Shawn Michaels,
21:32he gets very mad about Sid's cowardly attack.
21:36So look, you've got the WWF title on the line,
21:38a tremendous family value at just $14.95.
21:41What more could you want, huh?
21:43How about a house?
21:45I said a house.
21:46For the very first WWF In Your House, we're giving away a Dream Vacation Home.
21:52Yeah, while you're watching the WWF In Your House,
21:55you could win a Dream Vacation Home, courtesy of the WWF and your local cable
21:59company.
22:00Now, this beautiful home is in an exclusive neighborhood in Orlando,
22:04Florida, right on a golf course, three bedrooms, a swimming pool,
22:09maybe even a couple of movie stars.
22:11Got a two-car garage there.
22:13It's brand new, and it can be yours.
22:17Just send your name, address, age, and telephone number
22:19on a 3 by 5 piece of paper to WWF In Your House.
22:23PO Box 7406, Melville, New York, 11775.
22:28All entries should be handwritten, and you've got to have them to us by May
22:32the 12th, 1995, so you better get your pen out.
22:35Make sure you get that to us right away.
22:36Drawing will happen at the very first WWF In Your House pay-per-view
22:40extravaganza.
22:41So while you're in your house watching the WWF In Your House,
22:45you could win yourself a brand new house.
22:49Man, what a Mother's Day present that could be, huh?
22:51Imagine sitting back in your easy chair enjoying the WWF In Your House.
22:57The phone rings.
22:58Somebody tells you you've won a house.
23:00Pretty cool, huh?
23:01Man, I can't wait.
23:02It's going to be cool.
23:03You've got the WWF title on the line, a great family value,
23:06and a chance to win a house through the World Wrestling
23:09Federation and your local cable company.
23:11Not bad, huh?
23:12You can bet we'll have more great match-ups to tell you
23:15about in the weeks to come, as all the superstars in the World Wrestling
23:18Federation vie to be a part of the very first WWF In Your House.
23:24It all happens again, totally live, Mother's Day, Sunday, May the 14th,
23:28from the ON Center in Syracuse, New York.
23:30And it's exclusively on pay-per-view.
23:33All right, folks, get ready, because the tag team title is on the line.
23:37And here come the 1, 2, 3 Kid and Bob Ops.
23:41Do you believe in miracles?
23:44These two individuals do indeed.
23:46They're miracle, ladies and gentlemen, occurring
23:48at the Royal Rumble, they became tag team champions,
23:51defeating Bam Bam Bigelow and Native American Tataka.
23:56They worked long and hard to get this shot.
23:58Indeed, what a tremendous opportunity to once again beat champions, Bob Holly,
24:04the 1, 2, 3 Kid, in the title match-up against Yokozuna and Owen Hart.
24:12We're back with more Monday Night Raw, and here they come.
24:14Here comes Jim Cornette, the manager of the tag team title holders.
24:17And yes, Owen Hart, along with Jim Cornette,
24:21pulling off that huge surprise at WrestleMania.
24:24And we mean huge, take a look, if you would, at Yokozuna.
24:30That's right, they're the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.
24:34But I'll tell you something, man, I feel a little uneasy about this.
24:37I was talking to him earlier in the dressing room,
24:39they may be a little overconfident.
24:41All right, who's gonna start things off for the respective teams?
24:48See that right there?
24:50That's what it's all about, and that's what we got.
24:53Maybe not for long.
24:54Just last week, ladies and gentlemen, Bob Holly defeated Owen Hart and
24:59actually embarrassed Owen and Yokozuna into putting up the titles this week.
25:04Yes, in the championship up for grabs.
25:06That's not the case, but speaking of cases, I wanna point something out.
25:10What?
25:10Take a look at the one, two, three kid, whether it comes in here.
25:13Take a look, look at that head of hair of his.
25:15Just look at- What's wrong with his hair?
25:16Well, doesn't it remind you of somebody?
25:18Look at that kinky, curly, greasy looking hair.
25:21Remind me from someone from where?
25:24I said speaking of cases, look, it looks just like Marcia Clark's old hair.
25:29It does not.
25:30It does, look at it.
25:32Maybe more like Johnny Cochran, I don't know.
25:34Quick go behind by the one, two, three kid.
25:37And nice reversal by Owen Hart.
25:38Nice takedown by the kid.
25:41And now let's see what Owen Hart's gonna do.
25:43Winding up with the rest of the one, two, three kid,
25:45trying to work on his shoulder.
25:46Nice takedown by the kid into a cover.
25:49Pinning combination, both men right back up.
25:52Tremendous maneuvering on the part of Owen Hart and the one, two, three kid.
25:57Quick go behind there, look at that maneuvering.
25:58Snapmare over goes the kid.
26:01And yes, nice reversal by the one, two, three kid.
26:04Lightning light quick.
26:06You know, the kid and Bob Holly realize- Wait a minute, look at this.
26:09This could be their last shot at a title here.
26:12Look at the one, two, three kid.
26:14Once again now with a hammerlock.
26:16Yes, it could be their last shot, but it could very well be not an ending.
26:19It could be a beginning, although you see the monster there on the outside,
26:23the kid, and Bob Holly must keep Owen Hart in the ring.
26:26They can't allow him to tag out.
26:28Lucky flip, look at that.
26:29What? It backfired.
26:30The kid's right on his feet.
26:31What agility by the one, two, three kid.
26:33And he's being applauded by his partner, Bob Holly.
26:37That's gotta make Owen Hart a little bit upset.
26:41Tough.
26:42What? Standing side headlock.
26:43Now let's see what happens.
26:45Off the rope, the kid goes downstairs.
26:46Owen Hart from the other side.
26:48Leapfrog by the one, two, three kid.
26:49And the kid, a little bit faster, yes.
26:51And now a maneuvering, uh-oh, kick out by Owen.
26:53And both men nip right up.
26:55Look at that.
26:57The dropkick on the kid.
26:58Owen Hart is down.
27:00The kid now, winding up.
27:01The King of March, here comes Bob Holly.
27:03He's got a lot of momentum.
27:04Winning his race just last weekend.
27:07Off the rope, double back body drop.
27:10And the kid being escorted out as a count of five to get out of there.
27:14And certainly, Bob Holly and the kid do not want to be disqualified.
27:17They cannot win the title in that manner.
27:20They must have a pin or a submission.
27:24And look at that maneuvering.
27:25Very cleverly done by Owen.
27:27Hey, come on.
27:27Yank in the hair.
27:29And Bob Holly winds up Owen Hart.
27:32Catches an elbow right on the jaw.
27:34Look at that maneuvering.
27:35And a fist, a series of them now by Owen Hart.
27:39Setting up Bob Holly.
27:41Off the rope, and Bob Holly now does what Owen Hart did.
27:44Yes, the very same thing.
27:46Hammering away, trying to set up the King of Hearts.
27:48Off the rope, and nice arm drag takedown.
27:51Bob Holly takes him down again, and maybe keeps him down.
27:54I'm telling you, I knew I had a bad feeling about this.
27:56I think Owen and Yokozuna are a little overconfident.
27:59Well, Yokozuna hasn't even been able to get into this matchup.
28:03Clever maneuvering on the part of Bob Holly and the one, two, three kid.
28:08Owen Hart with his ego, best tag out, but I'm not too sure he's able to.
28:12Off the rope, and now he's able to.
28:14Come on, come on, tag.
28:16Here we go, here we go.
28:17Owen Hart now giving direction to Yokozuna.
28:20And no, there was the tag.
28:22Here he comes.
28:23Yeah.
28:24Take a look at this monster.
28:26And a hard right hand, and Bob Holly collapsing down onto the canvas.
28:30Just one time.
28:31Get ready to get out the Mrs. Butterworth.
28:33Go ahead and splash him.
28:34Make a pancake out of him.
28:35Wait a minute.
28:36What?
28:36We're talking about competition here.
28:39Yokozuna taking his time.
28:42And why not?
28:43He's in complete control.
28:45This man, ladies and gentlemen, outweighing Holly.
28:48Look at this.
28:49Missing, and missing with a jump again, and Bob Holly takes him over.
28:53Can you believe it?
28:55Bob Holly with a yank in the hair got the big man down.
28:57No, behind the official's back.
29:00Can you believe that?
29:01Owen Hart, he pulled the top rope down, and Holly crashed on the outside.
29:04Look at Yokozuna hammering the kid.
29:07Well, Holly should be used to that as many times as he's crashed and
29:09burned in his career, but he may not get up from this one.
29:13Yokozuna and Owen Hart, ladies and gentlemen,
29:15would be happy to accept a victory via count out.
29:19Wait a minute, the kid's back in there.
29:20He's not the legal man.
29:21Owen's on the outside.
29:24Look, Owen Hart behind the official's back again,
29:26ramming Bob Holly into the ring post.
29:30And the kid, unfortunately, distracting the official,
29:34allowing that activity to go on.
29:37And now the legal man in the ring is Owen Hart.
29:40Owen wants the victory.
29:41He wants revenge on Bob Holly.
29:43That's what he wants.
29:44That's right.
29:45Bob Holly looks like he's had a little blowout down there.
29:47He may need a pit stop to be able to continue in this match.
29:51No, on the outside, and Holly thrown back in.
29:56Owen Hart sensing that the timing is right.
30:00And he could be very well correct as we go up in the air.
30:03Snapmare by the King of Earth to cover the count and again.
30:07No, he didn't.
30:08Bob Holly's still able to kick out.
30:10Bob Holly and the one, two, three kid will never give up.
30:13Tremendous tenacity on the part of these two former WWF Tag Team Champions.
30:19And the key question here is continuity.
30:22Notwithstanding the awesome size of Yokozuna, if collectively,
30:26notwithstanding the weight disadvantage, if collectively, Bob Holly and
30:30the kid can persevere, they will once again be wearing the gold around their waist.
30:37But how can you say, McMahon, that they will never give up?
30:39You don't know the pain.
30:41You don't know what that feels like.
30:42The more pressure, the more punishment they put on Bob's back.
30:46He's liable to give up.
30:47Bob Holly now, ladies and gentlemen, trying to get out of this.
30:50And Holly- Come on, Owen.
30:51Yes, trying to spin Owen on the round of dust.
30:54No. But Owen Hart spins him right back around as well.
30:57And that punishment to the lower back area is certainly not gonna help
31:01Bob Holly's racing career at all.
31:04Why? What difference does that make?
31:05All he's gotta do is sit in a car for a couple hours and turn left.
31:08Bob Holly hoping, ladies and gentlemen, this weekend to be victorious as he was
31:13several weekends ago down in Mobile, Alabama.
31:16As a matter of fact, Bob Holly's racing in Martinsville, Virginia,
31:19at the Martinsville Speedway this weekend off the road.
31:21Over the hip now, wait a minute, what's this?
31:23Trying to get right back up, backslide.
31:25Can he do it?
31:26Yes, one, the tag title changes.
31:29No, that was so close.
31:30And Owen Hart right back with retaliation.
31:33Just like that.
31:35Owen Hart signaling Yokozuna.
31:38No, Holly head first in the huge head of Yokozuna.
31:42Stay with us, everybody.
31:43Welcome back, everyone.
31:46Bob Holly and the one, two, three kids still very much in this matchup.
31:50And Yokozuna has been pummeling Bob Holly all the way through the break.
31:54And look at Jim Cornette out making fun of a two-sport superstar, Bob Holly.
31:58I think it's great.
32:00They've been working on his back.
32:02I think they're intent on giving him some back problems just like Shawn Michaels
32:05have.
32:06Yes, but nonetheless, Shawn Michaels is recovering from his back injury.
32:09It will, however, be some time before he's back in action.
32:13And you hope that Yokozuna doesn't put either Holly or
32:16the kid out of action because he can do it in a split of a second.
32:20Who hopes he doesn't?
32:22I would certainly hope not.
32:24Yeah, well, I would certainly hope- Yokozuna could do it even accidentally.
32:28I think that'd be nice.
32:30Yokozuna, ladies and gentlemen, content right now to apply pressure on Bob Holly.
32:36You know, the last thing I'd like to see is Bob Holly driving around that speedway
32:40in Martinsville, Virginia, not only waving a checkered flag, but
32:43holding the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team belt out the window.
32:46Imagine that as a license plate.
32:48Yokozuna now, continuing to apply the pressure.
32:53Nonetheless, this young man giving credit for God, look at that.
32:56Elbow to the midsection, another one.
32:58Yokozuna may be off his game a bit this week.
33:01Off the rope and Bob Holly, no.
33:04Off of the top rope.
33:05Spin out, spin out.
33:06Yokozuna sidestepping and Bob Holly went over the top.
33:13And wait a minute, behind the official's back again.
33:16No, yes, keep him away.
33:17Now, Owen Hart bringing Bob Holly over here, then Ramses head down into the apron.
33:24And the official finally now is warning Owen Hart, wait a minute, come on.
33:29The official's lost control of this match.
33:33I think everything's under control.
33:35Yes, Yokozuna- He's trying to get to Yokozuna.
33:38The legal man is Bob Holly, and he's on the outside.
33:42Right back in.
33:44And Yokozuna is waiting for it.
33:48Yokozuna, this massive 600 pounder, now tagging in Owen Hart.
33:53You gotta give credit to Cornette, he's a mastermind.
33:55Cornette's a mastermind.
33:56Yeah, he's directing this whole thing, look at this.
34:00Not much credit should be given to this official.
34:03Although it would be tough for any official to maintain control in a matchup.
34:06No, he's still got the presence of mind to kick out.
34:11Have you noticed that Owen Hart is intent on being the man to pin Bob Holly?
34:15Yes, I've noticed that.
34:16But Bob Holly must tag those partner, the one, two, three kid, small package.
34:20He got him, he got him.
34:22No, he didn't.
34:23No, he didn't, so close.
34:26Bob Holly must tag his partner, the one, two, three kid.
34:30And Holly has been pummeled on the outside as well as the inside.
34:35I'm a king.
34:36Listen to this, Owen Hart shouting, I'm a king.
34:39And he is.
34:40Yeah.
34:41The current king in the ring, yes, granted, that he is.
34:45But Owen Hart may not be a tag team champion for much longer.
34:49Although, wait a minute, he gets Bob Holly up.
34:51I believe he has- Got a leg over there.
34:53Now, ladies and gentlemen, look at this.
34:57On the top rope, it's Owen Hart and, no, no, drops the body, so he got him.
35:04He didn't get him, he did not get him.
35:06Now, give Owen Hart some credit.
35:07How did he kick out of that?
35:09I don't know.
35:09The official a little slow on the mark, and there's the tag, yes, no.
35:13Owen Hart preventing the tag.
35:15Bob Holly so very close to tagging in the one, two, three kid.
35:19Holly now, off the rope, and with, on the side of the head.
35:24Did you hear that?
35:25Yes, and the cover that could do it.
35:28No, still, Bob Holly will not surrender.
35:31Give credit to the guts and gumption of this two-sport superstar.
35:36Holly won't give up.
35:37But Owen is so determined to be, there you go, now.
35:40That's right, don't be so determined to be the man in pinning.
35:42Let Yokozuna soften him up.
35:45Double team effort coming.
35:47Ooh, slide.
35:49Yeah, and look at this.
35:50Yokozuna just came crashing down on Bob Holly.
35:56Bob Holly has to get out of there.
35:58Something has to happen here.
36:00Yokozuna has to be a bit overconfident.
36:03Bob Holly must tag in the one, two, three kid.
36:06Although that obviously as well would be a mismatch one on one.
36:11Collectively, they must do something to Yokozuna.
36:15They have to be a team.
36:16Fortune is a unit.
36:17Fortune is one.
36:20And Yokozuna is just simply wearing down Bob Holly.
36:26A little consultation here.
36:26Hey, don't listen.
36:27Don't listen to that.
36:28He just told Owen Hart to tag back in.
36:31Since the good timing is right.
36:33And it could very well be because Owen Hart wants to avenge that loss last week
36:37against Bob Holly.
36:38Owen Hart wants to pin Bob Holly.
36:40And rightfully so.
36:42Rightfully so.
36:43Of course.
36:45Now look at the referee.
36:47And reaching for the hair, Bob Holly.
36:50And I would suggest that Bob Holly and the one, two, three kid are beginning to be
36:54a little bit desperate.
36:56Back to his feet now.
36:57Holly trying to use a shot to the midsection.
37:01Bob Holly off the rope and the leapfrog from there.
37:04Down go both men.
37:06That's a head-on collision.
37:07Holly should have tagged when he had the opportunity just then.
37:10You might be right.
37:14And Bob Holly now still down on the canvas,
37:18trying to get the presence of mind to tag in the kid.
37:20The monster lurking is- Yes, here we go.
37:27Bob Holly is trying to make his move.
37:29Owen Hart trying to hang on to the toe.
37:32Bob Holly must tag the one, two, three kid.
37:35And Owen Hart is trying to tag in Yokozuna.
37:39Both men crawling to their respective corners.
37:42Yokozuna tags him again.
37:44And Bob Holly, here he comes.
37:48What can the kid do to get Yokozuna?
37:51Look at that.
37:52That's what he can do.
37:53The kid and Yokozuna right now goes after Owen Hart.
37:57Look at that, the number.
37:59Yes, using his feet to the head.
38:03Come on, two, three kid again with a pack in the head.
38:05Yokozuna just troubled the kid going after it.
38:08To get his head, honey.
38:09The kid again, and down they go.
38:13Look at that.
38:14Owen Hart is not gonna be interfering anymore now after that maneuver.
38:19This kid has gone nuts.
38:19He has completely gone wild.
38:22On the top rope, the one, two, three kid and, no, no.
38:29And the three count.
38:31The victory for Yokozuna and Owen Hart nonetheless.
38:34Give the kid credit.
38:36Give Bob Holly and the one, two, three kid credit.
38:39What a gallon effort.
38:40Yeah, a gallon effort.
38:41But I'll tell you this.
38:42The kid is just lucky that Yokozuna didn't land right on his face.
38:45Or he'd be sitting there with a broken nose just like Alundra Blaze.
38:50Speaking of Oak, ladies and gentlemen, Jim Ross interviewing Alundra Blaze at
38:54her home.
38:54That's on option six on the WWF Superstar line.
38:57The number 1-900-737 for WWF, open seven days a week, 24 hours a day.
39:03$1.49 per minute.
39:05Billing, of course, begins when you choose your option.
39:08You must be 18 years of age or older or have your parents' permission before
39:12calling.
39:12It's a WWF Superstar line.
39:15The interactive game awaiting you, superstar daily interviews,
39:18you name it, you got it.
39:19Speaking of phones, give me that phone right now, McMahon,
39:21before you get a call.
39:23You'll see.
39:26If you drink and drive, sooner or later, you're going to meet the Undertaker.
39:34Very good advice, ladies and gentlemen, don't drink and drive.
39:56Although here comes the man right now who drives his hogs, if you would,
39:59to mark it.
40:00Yes, we're talking about Henry Godwin on his way to the ring.
40:03I'm sitting next to a ham, and I believe we have a ham on the line, do we?
40:08Duckman Detective Agency, Duckman 8 here.
40:10This is Corn Fed speaking, your time, your time, go ahead.
40:14There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, Corn Fed is gonna be with us.
40:17We'll be right back with Corn Fed and the matchup.
40:20We're back, everyone, with more WWF action.
40:34We have Henry Godwin one-on-one with Rich Myers.
40:38Ready to lock up here momentarily, unquestionably.
40:40Henry Godwin has proven himself through the weeks as being an accomplished
40:44rustler, notwithstanding an accomplished hog farmer.
40:46And a whip to the buckle there, Rich Myers.
40:49Yeah, and Henry Godwin right away asserting himself, uh-oh, wait a minute.
40:52Take a look at this, face first for the canvas, my goodness.
40:56And still on the line, we hope.
40:58Corn Fed, are you there?
40:59Still with you, gentlemen.
41:00Well, you have obviously survived yet another Easter.
41:03Many individuals certainly enjoying the taste of ham.
41:06Actually, any Easter I survive without ending up on a platter is an Easter
41:09well-spent.
41:10Eat more beef, eat more beef, eat more beef.
41:13Okay, okay, listen, he's trying to hog the spotlight,
41:16just like he does on the show Duckman.
41:19It's Duckman, not Pigman.
41:21Is that correct?
41:22Well, that must be a mere technicality having something to do, I suppose,
41:25with the fact that D comes before P.
41:27In all modesty, I must tell you, gentlemen, that I generally carry the show.
41:31In fact, I demand that Duckman be given the same opportunity which you afforded
41:34William Shatner.
41:35I saw him come on your show and shamelessly plug his show,
41:39which I might add boldly goes where many shows have gone before.
41:42Well, let me invite you to personally come on down here, Pigboy,
41:45because I'll do the same thing that I did to William Shatner.
41:48I'll turn your butt into bacon.
41:49How would that be?
41:50You know what? Nothing would stop me from a six-man tag team,
41:52save the fact that I'm mildly allergic to spandex.
41:55I chafe.
41:56What about one-on-one, if not with Jerry The King Lawler?
42:01One-on-one with Henry Godwin?
42:03Well, one-on-one would do just fine.
42:05Mud wrestling actually helped put me through divinity school at one time.
42:08Henry O'Godwin, however, I believe I should keep a distance from.
42:11Hog farmers and I don't get along.
42:13I wouldn't think so, and
42:15it looks like this hog farmer is pretty much having his way with Rich Meyers.
42:19Eat more beef, eat more beef.
42:21Meyers off the rope, Henry Godwin there with a headbutt to the mitts.
42:26Wait a minute, look at this, a slop drop.
42:28Henry Godwin now rooting his opponent, Rich Meyers.
42:32Covers him up, the count and a victory, yes, for the hog farmer.
42:37What about it, Corn Fit?
42:38Well, one for him is one less for us.
42:41Take a look at that.
42:42There's your lunch, Corn Fit.
42:44Oh, is that a slop bucket?
42:48Did you read the report in the Times today?
42:50What was that, dearie?
42:51That the World Wrestling Federation could have prevented the Great Plague had they been around in the Middle Ages.
42:56Good sir.
42:57And that they could have prevented both world wars.
43:00Could have saved us some grief at Dunkirk.
43:02I read the Great Depression could have been eliminated had they been on the scene.
43:05Aren't there still some berks around who feel that the WWF lacks cultural merit?
43:11The same bloody idiots who still cut down the rainforest.
43:14Destroy the ozone.
43:16And even colorize old classic movies.
43:22The new WWF generation, no added colors or preservatives.
43:28Well, I guess it's tea time here in the WWF.
43:30You know, McMahon, those are my kind of people.
43:33As a matter of fact, I was hosting that little tea party.
43:35I just happened to be out of the room getting everybody a Duckman t-shirt.
43:38You like one?
43:39No, thank you, thank goodness it's not an overcoat.
43:41Next week, ladies and gentlemen, here on Monday Night Raw,
43:44in addition to the WWF Championship matchup, we will speak of extensively
43:47momentarily, scheduled to make her debut in the squared circle is Bertha Faye.
43:52The lady, if you would, responsible for breaking the WWF champion,
43:57Alundra Blades' nose.
43:58And by the way, there's a shot of Alundra with her mom recuperating.
44:02She's doing very well and hopefully will be back in action very soon.
44:06Now, let's go to the WWF Championship matchup.
44:09Next week, right here on Monday Night Raw, one-on-one,
44:13it's Diesel, the champion against the challenger, Bam Bam.
44:16That's right, and I'm excited about this, McMahon, because you see,
44:19Bam Bam has been ostracized as of late by the Million Dollar Corporation.
44:22Yesterday, as a matter of fact,
44:23when all the members of the corporation were introduced.
44:25I mean, they didn't even shake Bam Bam's hand.
44:27It seemed like they were a little embarrassed by the association.
44:30That's true.
44:30He has suffered a little embarrassment at the hands of Lawrence Taylor.
44:34But I'm gonna be telling you something,
44:36that Bam Bam is too big of a man to tell you.
44:38At WrestleMania, Bam Bam had the flu.
44:42He was under the weather, he didn't feel exactly right.
44:44And like I said, he won't tell you that himself, so I'm telling you.
44:47But now, Bam Bam is 100%, and Diesel, look out, the match is set.
44:52It's signed, sealed, it's gonna be delivered next week.
44:55And after that, I can assure you, the Million Dollar Corporation,
44:58they're gonna be so proud of Bam Bam.
45:00Ted DiBiase is gonna be so happy with Bam Bam.
45:03Of course, Sid's not gonna be too excited about it, because you see,
45:06that's gonna cost him his shot on Mother's Day.
45:09He'll still get the WrestleDiesel, but it won't be for
45:11the World Wrestling Federation title, because Bam Bam will have it after next week.
45:16I'm inclined to agree with Jerry The King Lawler, ladies and gentlemen.
45:19Yes, Bam Bam Bigelow, unquestionably a tenacious competitor.
45:23One of the great ones here in the WWF.
45:25And in this impromptu match, Bam Bam is certainly not going to be embarrassed.
45:30I believe Bam Bam Bigelow is gonna give the performance of his life.
45:34Maybe the performance that he thought he was gonna give at WrestleMania.
45:37The title's up for grabs right here next week on Monday Night Raw.
45:41So long, everybody.
45:44The World Wrestling Federation, for over 50 years.
45:48The revolutionary force in sports entertainment.