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00:01:43What Eve, what are you going to do?
00:01:46Going to go run into Matthew?
00:01:47You know she will, little tattletale.
00:01:50Then no one will.
00:01:52Stutter.
00:01:53Tattletale.
00:01:55Stutterer, stutterer, stutterer, stutterer.
00:01:59She's pathetic.
00:02:01Last time she tattled, I got grounded for a week.
00:02:05Cool it, Donna.
00:02:06You two sandy, Matthew's going to go crazy.
00:02:08No one is going to believe you over all of us.
00:02:11Stop, Donna, that's enough.
00:02:13She's scared.
00:02:14What, you in love with her, Tommy?
00:02:16What?
00:02:17Whose side are you on, Tommy?
00:02:18You're such a bitch.
00:02:19I'd rather be a bitch than a stutterer.
00:02:22Ah!
00:02:23Ah!
00:02:24Ah!
00:02:25Ah!
00:02:26Ah!
00:02:27Ah!
00:02:29Let's get her.
00:02:30Come on.
00:02:31Let's get her, go.
00:02:32Go.
00:02:33Go.
00:02:34Go.
00:02:35Go.
00:02:36Go.
00:02:39Oh, Matthew, please, help me.
00:02:42I can't see anything in here.
00:02:45Oh, oh, shit.
00:02:47Matthew, please, help me.
00:02:51Eve, I'm over here.
00:02:53Follow my voice.
00:02:55Where's that little bitch?
00:02:57Is that you, Matthew?
00:03:00I hear you, Matthew!
00:03:02I see her, I see her! Let's get her!
00:03:05Matthew!
00:03:07M-M-Matthew! M-M-Matthew!
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00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:20Eve!
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00:03:26Eve!
00:03:29Eve, please. Please wake up. Please wake up.
00:03:33Go get help. Please go get help. Hurry.
00:03:36Oh, my God.
00:03:37Eve, please. Please talk to me.
00:03:41Eve, oh, my God. What did we do?
00:03:43Please.
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00:04:43Hey, G, make sure you get all four of those wagons ready tonight.
00:04:46We're gonna need all of them, not just the ones you finished up, all right?
00:04:49Sure thing, boss.
00:04:52Really? Is that what your mother taught you?
00:04:54Stealing. First sign of being a serial killer.
00:04:56You want to kill women? Is that what you want to do?
00:04:58Hey, Tom. Really, with the cuffs, you don't have people talk around here.
00:05:01But these punks, they fight every inch of the way. Relax.
00:05:04What did you do this time?
00:05:06Pocketed a bunch of candies.
00:05:08I was gonna repay Mr. Billings.
00:05:10Shut up. Here, take my gloves. Help Eugenia do something.
00:05:12I have my own gloves because I'm a professional,
00:05:14and obviously the only person that cares about this place.
00:05:16Hey, wipe that smirk off of your face.
00:05:18Hope you end up in J.B. Hall.
00:05:20Great.
00:05:22Thanks, Sarah.
00:05:26Let him go, Tony.
00:05:28A what?
00:05:30It's my place. I'm not gonna push the issue. Let him go.
00:05:32Hey.
00:05:34You got three hours, you hear me?
00:05:36You pay me back, and I'm gonna put you to work.
00:05:38Thank you, Mr. Bates.
00:05:42You little shit.
00:05:44Hey, let it be.
00:05:46Yeah, keep letting it be, and these kids,
00:05:48they're gonna run all over you.
00:05:54Should we try on the other side?
00:05:56No. These are bags over here.
00:05:58This is just, like...
00:06:00They're all T-shirts. I don't...
00:06:02No, why? Did you check underneath there?
00:06:04I don't know. There's cups, bags.
00:06:06Hey, no.
00:06:08Oh, man.
00:06:10You scared the shit out of me, Gene.
00:06:12Sorry, boss. Yeah, I was cleaning the office,
00:06:14getting the booth ready for the tickets.
00:06:16We're actually looking for a box with the staff hoodies in it.
00:06:18You haven't seen this. Uh...
00:06:20Oh.
00:06:22Thank you, Rick. No problem, boss.
00:06:24Oh.
00:06:26Look, they look great.
00:06:28You can't see that?
00:06:30I mean, honestly, it's funny to you, isn't it?
00:06:32It's not funny. Who misspelled staff?
00:06:34Yeah, you know what?
00:06:36Give me a couple. I'll take them to my brother and his friends.
00:06:38That's a good idea.
00:06:40What a waste.
00:06:42All right. Bye, boys.
00:06:44Bye, honey.
00:06:48All right, look, Gene, I'm done.
00:06:50Why don't you and Sarah finish up here?
00:06:52I'm gonna, uh...
00:06:54I'm gonna go have lunch and make a few phone calls, all right?
00:07:00Yeah, I can't wait for that party tonight!
00:07:02That's right, yeah.
00:07:04It's gonna be a big-ass bonfire, man.
00:07:06We're gonna get beer.
00:07:08We're gonna get drunk on my acid.
00:07:10Yeah, that's right.
00:07:12Shit.
00:07:14Yo, how that your boy, bitch?
00:07:16What?
00:07:18All right, dickstick, we'll be there in a bit, all right?
00:07:20Calm down.
00:07:22Douchebag!
00:07:24This son of a fucking bitch right here
00:07:26is just talking like, I don't know,
00:07:28a fucking creep-ass motherfucker.
00:07:30All right, he sounds like he's choking on...
00:07:34Anyway, we gotta pick up the tickets by the farm
00:07:36before it gets too busy or some shit.
00:07:40What tickets?
00:07:42Don't you fucking move, I swear to God.
00:07:46Whoo!
00:07:50What do I look like, a hamster in a pet shop?
00:07:52You know, that's not very good customer service.
00:07:54Yeah, I reserve that kind of kindness
00:07:56for actual paying customers,
00:07:58not douchebags that come for freebies.
00:08:00I'm just having a thought here.
00:08:02I'm thinking, what if she cut off her hair, right,
00:08:04and took off those glasses,
00:08:06fixed up your face a little bit?
00:08:08That would actually be a hot piece of ass.
00:08:10But I'm thinking you might have to go the whole way
00:08:12and cut off your whole fucking head!
00:08:14Oh, funny!
00:08:16You know what's even funnier?
00:08:18I mean, even your boyfriends know the only vagina
00:08:20you've ever been in is the one you came out of
00:08:22about nine months after about a dozen other guys did.
00:08:24It's so strange.
00:08:26Everyone's fucked your mom!
00:08:28Fuck you, all right?
00:08:30Yeah, keep it up, keep it up. That's funny.
00:08:32Your problem here?
00:08:34Yeah, this co-worker of yours being a real bitch
00:08:36has a ticket.
00:08:38You look good down there, like mother, like son.
00:08:40Respect.
00:08:42R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
00:08:44Whatever, Donna Summers, all right?
00:08:46Assholes!
00:08:48Aretha Franklin, you piece of shit.
00:08:50Otis Redding.
00:08:52Huh?
00:08:54It was originally an Otis Redding song.
00:08:56It was fucked.
00:09:06Fuck.
00:09:28The party's about to begin, boys.
00:09:30You show you're fat.
00:09:32It is?
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:44Ow.
00:09:46Jesus.
00:09:48I'm too fat.
00:09:50Shit.
00:10:04Yes.
00:10:16Give me that.
00:10:32Ow.
00:10:36Ow, ow, ow!
00:10:38Ah!
00:10:40Ah!
00:10:42Ah!
00:10:44Ow!
00:10:46Oh, my God!
00:10:48Oh, my God!
00:10:50Oh, my God!
00:10:56What?
00:10:58What's going on?
00:11:00They were laughing at me!
00:11:02Who's laughing at you?
00:11:04Who's laughing at you?
00:11:06Come on, sit down.
00:11:08Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:10They were making fun of me.
00:11:12Who?
00:11:14Who was making fun of you?
00:11:16The window.
00:11:18I can't understand what you're saying.
00:11:20They were by the window, and they were laughing at me.
00:11:22Out the window?
00:11:24Who was out the window?
00:11:26My face.
00:11:28Your face. Okay, okay.
00:11:30Okay, it's okay.
00:11:32Hey, what happened?
00:11:34She said some guys are outside the window.
00:11:36They're making fun of her, and they saw her face.
00:11:38Yeah.
00:11:40Honey, are you okay?
00:11:42Which window?
00:11:44Over there. She said there were guys out there.
00:11:50What happened?
00:11:52I'm sorry.
00:11:54I'm gonna go find them, okay?
00:11:56Honestly, I don't see anything.
00:11:58Hey, Jean, why don't you go take a look for them?
00:12:00You go around the left. I'll go around the right.
00:12:02I'll be right out there.
00:12:04We'll go take a look.
00:12:06Hey, be careful, okay?
00:12:10Find anything?
00:12:12Nope.
00:12:14Send that light over.
00:12:16What are you guys doing?
00:12:18I need help down there.
00:12:20Somebody was looking at Eve through the window.
00:12:22What?
00:12:24Shit. Who was it?
00:12:28What's going on?
00:12:30Do me a favor. Go hold the store down until we get there.
00:12:32Yeah.
00:12:34Matt, what's going on?
00:12:36Somebody was watching Eve through the window
00:12:38while she was trying to get dressed.
00:12:40Eve?
00:12:42Yeah. Nicole's in there right now.
00:12:46I'm gonna call Dr. Young, okay?
00:12:48All right? He's got the castings for your face.
00:12:50We're gonna use the prosthetic
00:12:52I'm sorry.
00:12:56I didn't look so ugly.
00:12:58I know. You got it.
00:13:00And they saw it.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:04I looked so ugly.
00:13:06It's all right. No, you don't.
00:13:22I took you down to the river tonight
00:13:26And I watched your body float out to sea
00:13:30I went along for a one-way ride
00:13:34Come on, little girl, come rescue me
00:13:52I took you down to the river tonight
00:13:56And I watched your body float out to sea
00:14:00I had a feeling something wasn't right
00:14:04And it's a shame it wasn't there for you to see
00:14:08I went along for a one-way ride
00:14:12Come on, little girl, come rescue me
00:14:14Are you fucking kidding me?
00:14:16Come on, little girl, come rescue me
00:14:18I got lost for a long time
00:14:20I had a feeling something wasn't right
00:14:24And it's a shame it wasn't there for you to see
00:14:34This better be fucking good.
00:14:36Yeah? Who's this?
00:14:42Oh, yeah. Um,
00:14:44of course. I'll be there.
00:14:46I'm sorry for the attitude.
00:14:48Thanks.
00:15:06Min, door's open.
00:15:08Come in.
00:15:17Want some?
00:15:18Have I ever said yes?
00:15:20Then why do you continue to ask?
00:15:22Sorry.
00:15:30Wasn't sure if I was going to be able to get them in time.
00:15:33I won't catch you.
00:15:35You know, you had all day for a pot break.
00:15:37I guess I got a little ahead of myself.
00:15:45Now that you're here,
00:15:50maybe you can stay and hang out a bit.
00:15:55Ash, please.
00:15:58You know I'm with Kate.
00:16:02You know the guy that, um,
00:16:05called about the passes?
00:16:11He was really, really creepy.
00:16:22Does that turn you on?
00:16:29Does it turn you on?
00:16:36I guess the word sister means nothing around here anymore.
00:16:41What do you want me to say?
00:16:43Joe asked me out.
00:16:45You know damn well that I still had feelings for him.
00:16:48You could have thought about your sister for once
00:16:51instead of sneaking around with my boyfriend.
00:16:54He's not your boyfriend!
00:16:55And he hasn't been for months!
00:16:56Jesus Christ, you dumped him!
00:16:58Or did you forget that?
00:17:00And who's sneaking around?
00:17:02You are! You are sneaking around!
00:17:04And who hasn't been?
00:17:05I was trying to tell you earlier.
00:17:07Why don't I just go ask Ashley?
00:17:09She seems to know everything.
00:17:10That slut needs to keep her shit in her mouth.
00:17:12Oh, so she's a slut.
00:17:16Oh, God, you're pathetic.
00:17:19Was this your move, huh?
00:17:21Make this sound urgent?
00:17:26Please, like I wanted you here alone in my bedroom.
00:17:34I saw you with your little girlfriend's sister at Rudy's last weekend.
00:17:38We were talking. We're friends.
00:17:41Sure.
00:17:43Sure.
00:17:45Why are you acting like I did this on purpose?
00:17:47I didn't mean for this to happen, I swear to God.
00:17:49All I was trying to do was be a good friend to him.
00:17:52I am your sister!
00:17:54I know!
00:17:56Why don't you just go back to your married men?
00:17:59Fuck you!
00:18:00Fuck you!
00:18:01Why don't you say something?
00:18:02Oh, what?
00:18:05Hello?
00:18:07No, it's her sister.
00:18:08Give me the fucking phone!
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Give it to me!
00:18:13Thanks.
00:18:14Who was it?
00:18:15It's your stupid fucking farm friends, okay?
00:18:17Your complimentary passes are ready, princess.
00:18:19You sure it wasn't one of your elderly gentlemen?
00:18:28We'll see who Joe leaves with tonight.
00:18:32You know, you always do this shit.
00:18:35Always.
00:18:36I mean, you could have picked up the passes tonight when you got there.
00:18:38I don't even know why I'm still friends with you.
00:18:41Don't flatter yourself.
00:18:45I needed to pick up the passes...
00:18:48because that creepo guy from the farm...
00:18:51Nice try.
00:18:57I'll see you tonight.
00:18:59Your loss.
00:19:18Joe?
00:19:19Joe?
00:19:29Joe?
00:19:47Fucking window.
00:19:50Thank you, sir.
00:19:51Appreciate it.
00:19:54Well...
00:19:57Looks like it's bandages through the weekend,
00:20:00but we'll pick up your piece in a day, okay?
00:20:03I know, sweetie.
00:20:04I know.
00:20:05I know.
00:20:06I'm so sorry.
00:20:07Hey.
00:20:08How is she?
00:20:09Thanks.
00:20:11Hey, sweetie.
00:20:12It's okay.
00:20:14It's all right.
00:20:16I think it was that Rudy kid.
00:20:18I think it was that Rudy kid.
00:20:21It's okay, Eve.
00:20:23Okay.
00:20:24Shh.
00:20:28It's okay.
00:20:29It's okay.
00:20:30Hey, look.
00:20:31Hey, look, look.
00:20:32Look over your penny, doll.
00:20:33Remember how much he meant to you?
00:20:36Hey, it's gonna be okay, honey.
00:20:39I gotta head back up to the store, right?
00:20:41You gotta go.
00:20:42You gotta go.
00:20:43It's gonna be okay.
00:20:49It's okay.
00:20:50I got her.
00:20:53I think you're beautiful.
00:21:00I need your help at the store, okay?
00:21:19You're in the wrong decade.
00:21:21Someone's in the wrong decade.
00:21:24How are you?
00:21:25What are you doing?
00:21:26The party has arrived!
00:21:28Come on, give him a beer!
00:21:29Beer!
00:21:30Beer!
00:21:31Let's get a drunk.
00:21:32Let's get some drunk beer.
00:21:34Done.
00:21:35Look at that.
00:21:38Beer, beer.
00:21:39Give him a beer!
00:21:40We gotta get drunk.
00:21:41Beer!
00:21:42Let's get a drunk.
00:21:43Let's get some drunk beer.
00:21:44Done.
00:21:45Look at that.
00:21:47We've got to get drunk.
00:21:48Beer.
00:21:50Really, guy?
00:21:52Why don't you get your hands off her, huh?
00:21:53Yo, I'm not going to tell you twice.
00:21:54Come on, Joe, would you back off?
00:21:55You need to have some respect for me.
00:21:56If I see your hands on her again,
00:21:57we're going to have a problem.
00:21:59Joe, can you sit down? Come on.
00:22:00It's a party. Just let her go.
00:22:01I'm sitting.
00:22:02You can't show her a little respect?
00:22:03Relax, buddy, OK?
00:22:05Relax.
00:22:06She's a big girl.
00:22:07She'll take care of herself.
00:22:08No, hey, can't we all just get along?
00:22:12Cheers.
00:22:13That's what I'm saying.
00:22:14Come on.
00:22:15Give me some of that.
00:22:16Cheers.
00:22:17Give me that.
00:22:18Oh, yeah.
00:22:19Oh, yeah.
00:22:20I'm fucking cold.
00:22:21Do you have a sweater or a jacket or something?
00:22:24No, it's all right, man.
00:22:28So demanding.
00:22:29Fuck off, Ashley.
00:22:31Poof.
00:22:31The nails come out of me.
00:22:34You're such a whore.
00:22:36Here's a couple extra.
00:22:38Good thing your sister fucked up the order and put staff
00:22:40with two Ts and an F. Good call.
00:22:44Isn't that how staph infections spell?
00:22:45Really?
00:22:47Where the fuck is my weed, asshole?
00:22:51Oh, well, the hostility, really.
00:22:54You know, I just smoked you out a little bit ago.
00:22:55You should be nice to me.
00:22:57Yeah, I will when I get my fucking shit.
00:22:59I gave you $200 for an ounce.
00:23:00Where the fuck is it?
00:23:01I didn't blow your money, all right?
00:23:03My boy didn't show up yet.
00:23:05Well, is he coming?
00:23:08These are for him, all right?
00:23:10What, all of those are for him?
00:23:11No, they're not all for him, douche.
00:23:13Douche?
00:23:14My douche.
00:23:16She wants me, man.
00:23:17She wants me.
00:23:18Yeah, I'm sure.
00:23:19But listen, when you're talking about the tickets,
00:23:20can you please keep it on the down low, all right?
00:23:22Nicole will kill me if she knew I took them.
00:23:24God, you're killing me with this, dude.
00:23:26I'm being serious, all right?
00:23:28Yo, why don't we all meet up at 1130,
00:23:30go get our haunted hotel rocks off?
00:23:32Yo, you did clear the party with your sister, right?
00:23:34Oh, yeah, this is cool.
00:23:35Definitely cool.
00:23:36They're not using this this year.
00:23:37They're using the clown house.
00:23:38Next year, this is going to be like a pirate ship
00:23:40or something.
00:23:41That's good.
00:23:42Joe, what the fuck?
00:23:45What's wrong with you guys?
00:23:47Keep it up.
00:23:48Joe, what the fuck?
00:23:50Whoa, hostility over here.
00:23:53Hey, Ashley, give me a hug.
00:23:56In your dreams.
00:23:58Yeah, I'm going to cut off your balls until you get me my shit.
00:24:00I'm serious.
00:24:01Oh, all right.
00:24:02Hey, Tina, your turn.
00:24:05Maybe not in this lifetime.
00:24:08I'll give you a kiss.
00:24:09This is only actually for the head.
00:24:11I knew you went both ways.
00:24:12I don't doubt you'd make out with them.
00:24:14But in the meantime, see some clowns?
00:24:15So can we go see this new exhibit?
00:24:17You guys can go ahead and have fun.
00:24:19I'm terrified of clowns.
00:24:20I thought it was midgets that terrified you.
00:24:22Everything freaks her out.
00:24:23Clowns, midget, belly button lint, you name it.
00:24:26All right, I got one.
00:24:28A midget clown chasing a stray cat.
00:24:31Come on, Rudy.
00:24:32I like cats.
00:24:33That was weird.
00:24:34Yeah, all right, let's, uh, let me get out of here
00:24:36and see, uh, where are we going?
00:24:37Let's go. Where are we going?
00:24:38You guys want to go check out the corn maze?
00:24:39Where are we going?
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:42Let's go.
00:24:43Come on, baby.
00:24:44Come on.
00:24:45Come on.
00:24:46Come on, baby.
00:24:47Come on.
00:24:48Come on.
00:24:48Come on.
00:25:06Ha ha ha ha.
00:25:07Fuck me, the corn field maze.
00:25:09Let's go.
00:25:10Yo, yo, yo, I'm gonna sit this one out, all right?
00:25:12I got my boy rolling in right now.
00:25:13Are you serious?
00:25:14Come on, Randy.
00:25:15No, I'll meet up with you guys later.
00:25:16I'm coming with you.
00:25:17Why are you here?
00:25:17Why did you come?
00:25:18Ashley, you know you can't come.
00:25:19He's gonna split if I'm not alone, you know?
00:25:22Come on.
00:25:24All right, all right, you know what?
00:25:25Hey, let's burn one before I go, huh?
00:25:27Now you're talking.
00:25:28There you go, all right?
00:25:29Losers.
00:25:30Losers, what?
00:25:31Yeah, have fun on the magic school bus.
00:25:33Yeah, enjoy your day, pal.
00:25:34Go ahead.
00:25:35You're scary.
00:25:36You go.
00:25:37Oh, wait, where you at?
00:25:41I don't know if I'm ready for this.
00:25:43Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
00:25:53Don't you like clowns?
00:25:54She loves clowns, don't you?
00:25:55You're such an asshole.
00:26:01This is what an awesome spot I got.
00:26:02Come, come, come, come, come.
00:26:04Welcome, welcome.
00:26:06Oh, you know, Ashley, you will not believe
00:26:09the shit that happened to me tonight.
00:26:10What the fuck happened to you?
00:26:12It was, uh, good night.
00:26:16Oh, careful.
00:26:19I saw Eve tonight.
00:26:20It was fucking seriously scary.
00:26:23I saw her without the mask thing.
00:26:24Scared the shit out of me.
00:26:27You scared?
00:26:28I don't believe it.
00:26:29No shit, man.
00:26:31I'm serious, man, I'm serious.
00:26:33She, the whole half the face off,
00:26:36you don't want to do that.
00:26:38It's scary.
00:26:40Matthew, like, hit her with his tractor.
00:26:43Fuck.
00:26:47You know what's weird?
00:26:48Is, uh,
00:26:52they keep inviting us back, like, every single year.
00:26:55Like, why do they do that?
00:26:57I don't fucking know.
00:27:00I mean, yeah, it's, it's,
00:27:03it's weird.
00:27:06Yeah, I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for
00:27:09Roy and you guys and everything.
00:27:12Oh, dude.
00:27:15All right, gotta get going.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18You know what?
00:27:19Text me when you're done, and, um.
00:27:21Good boy.
00:27:22I'm gonna be by the greenhouse thingy
00:27:24with the scary moss people.
00:27:26Scary moss people, they got moss people there.
00:27:29Shit, I didn't even know.
00:27:30I'm just gonna finish this up and I'm gonna
00:27:32go see the other guys.
00:27:33Yeah, lots of scary people, I could stay with you.
00:27:34Mm-hmm, no need.
00:27:35No, no need?
00:27:36No, I'm just meeting you over there.
00:27:37All right.
00:27:38Get the good stuff.
00:27:39The good stuff, come on.
00:27:41I know, I'm just saying.
00:27:42I got what you need.
00:27:44Sure.
00:27:45You dealt me for a second.
00:27:46Not for a second.
00:27:47That hurts me.
00:27:48Deep down in here, all right.
00:27:50You stay good, all right?
00:27:51Yeah.
00:27:52I'll meet you soon.
00:27:52Mm-hmm.
00:27:54You didn't miss me, did you?
00:27:55I already miss you.
00:27:56Go, go.
00:27:57All right, just checking, I'm just checking.
00:28:02All right.
00:28:26Right up here.
00:28:27Well, good shit, our boy is on the way.
00:28:30A hookup for a hookup, baby.
00:28:32Yeah, come on.
00:28:34Hold on.
00:28:37Come on, hold on.
00:28:51Kero.
00:28:53Yeah!
00:28:56I scared the shit out of you.
00:28:58What the?
00:28:59What's up, Rudy?
00:29:00What's up, man?
00:29:01How you doing?
00:29:02What the fuck is up?
00:29:03This is my little cousin, Marty, man.
00:29:05He's cool.
00:29:06Dap it up with him.
00:29:07What's up, dude?
00:29:08Marty's becoming a man tonight.
00:29:09I'm gonna get him high for the first time.
00:29:11Yeah.
00:29:12Yeah, this man's getting high.
00:29:13Yeah, man, off that.
00:29:15Whoosh.
00:29:16Whoosh.
00:29:17Did you see his shit?
00:29:18Abra-Zombie and Twitch.
00:29:19I mean, that's just fucking lame as hell, dude.
00:29:22I gotta sit the fuck down.
00:29:22Y'all bet it's where you got this.
00:29:23I just hit my leg.
00:29:24He's like, yo, he's like, this is where I got this shit.
00:29:27So what the fuck you been up to, Rudy?
00:29:30You know me, you know.
00:29:31I got this honey all up all me tonight, yo.
00:29:33Yo, speaking of which.
00:29:34He's finally getting some pussy, huh?
00:29:35Finally.
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:37About time, motherfucker.
00:29:39You got my weed?
00:29:40Yeah, man.
00:29:41You know I'm the go-to guy.
00:29:43You know he's the go-to guy, right?
00:29:44The question is, do you have the VIP tickets
00:29:48for me and my cuz and the cash?
00:29:50You doubt me?
00:29:51Do you doubt me really?
00:29:52Bam.
00:29:54Bam.
00:29:55Bam.
00:29:56This 350?
00:29:58You said 300, dude.
00:30:00I'm just fucking with you.
00:30:01Just trying to make a couple extra dollars, you know?
00:30:04I got it for you.
00:30:05All right.
00:30:06Some kush.
00:30:08Oh no, shit.
00:30:10You're full of it.
00:30:11Yo, man.
00:30:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:13He ain't gonna know the fucking difference.
00:30:16He ain't gonna know the difference.
00:30:16Put that shit away.
00:30:17You're hitting it.
00:30:18Marty.
00:30:19Marty, yo.
00:30:20Yo, you should be honored to be on the first joint
00:30:22of his first joint.
00:30:23I feel privileged, Marty.
00:30:26That's how you do it, Marty.
00:30:27Watch me.
00:30:28Oh my God.
00:30:29That's that shit.
00:30:33Now you tell me that's some bullshit.
00:30:36Exactly.
00:30:37Hit you right there, don't it?
00:30:40No, just like.
00:30:41I already showed you what the fuck to do.
00:30:42Don't embarrass me.
00:30:43Hit it and then go.
00:30:44That's right.
00:30:45Like your mom's coming.
00:30:46Hit that shit.
00:30:48Hey, dude.
00:30:49He did the.
00:30:50Yo, I gotta go.
00:30:51I gotta go.
00:30:52Urging lungs over here.
00:30:54Give me the fucking joint.
00:30:55Oh, you're hacking them all off.
00:30:56Hit it one more time.
00:30:57Hit it one more time.
00:30:58Shit.
00:30:59Fucking virgin lungs.
00:31:00All right, all right.
00:31:01Man, man, man.
00:31:02Yo, I gotta go meet Ashley, dude.
00:31:02You gonna be at the party?
00:31:03Yeah, listen.
00:31:04We're gonna, um.
00:31:06We're gonna use these VIP tics
00:31:07and hit this fucking hayride
00:31:09and see what this shit is all about.
00:31:11You'll love it.
00:31:11You'll love it.
00:31:12You call me later.
00:31:13Marty, you ready?
00:31:14Marty.
00:31:15Huh?
00:31:16Smiling fucker's eye off one hit.
00:31:17Jesus Christ.
00:31:18Shit.
00:31:19To the hayride.
00:31:20Yo, catch you later, man.
00:31:22All right.
00:31:26Good luck.
00:31:50Eve.
00:31:52I heard a noise.
00:31:53What's going on?
00:31:53Just some of the local kids.
00:31:56They left.
00:31:59Are you okay?
00:32:02Listen, I know what happened tonight.
00:32:05And I promise you, I'm gonna take care of it.
00:32:14Tell me you won't look at me.
00:32:20I am looking at you.
00:32:27You're the only girl I've ever looked at.
00:32:33Listen.
00:32:36We need to have a talk.
00:32:38Miss Matt and Nicole about us.
00:32:41Are you sure you feel that way?
00:32:43I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.
00:32:48Listen, I gotta go.
00:32:57Shit.
00:33:01Babe, that was so scary.
00:33:03You're so brave.
00:33:04Get over here.
00:33:06What are we doing in here?
00:33:07I don't know.
00:33:08Why is that?
00:33:09We can't do anything in here.
00:33:11Stop it.
00:33:12What if someone sees us?
00:33:13Same.
00:33:18Oh my God, that was crazy.
00:33:19Could you imagine seeing his face in there?
00:33:21Oh my God.
00:33:23Oh, hey.
00:33:24Hey, I gotta call Patrick.
00:33:25He just texted me saying he was gonna leave.
00:33:27Oh, typical.
00:33:28Real typical.
00:33:29You have a boyfriend.
00:33:30Yeah, whatever.
00:33:31Whatever.
00:33:32These things are so cool.
00:33:33I'm gonna be right back.
00:33:34Do I look funny?
00:33:35I need to pee a piss.
00:33:39Oh my God.
00:33:41Wait, where'd you go?
00:33:42Come out!
00:33:52What do you think you're doing?
00:33:53What is this, you piece of shit?
00:33:55Joe!
00:33:56Joe, what the fuck are you doing?
00:33:57Joe!
00:33:58Get the fuck out of here!
00:33:59Get the fuck out of here!
00:34:00Get the fuck out of here!
00:34:01Get the fuck out of here!
00:34:02Get the fuck out of here!
00:34:03Joe!
00:34:04That's enough!
00:34:05Fuck!
00:34:06This is the way you thank us, huh?
00:34:07We give you free tickets and you come in here acting like a fool, huh?
00:34:12Nicole, we got a couple locals fighting down here at the pig shack.
00:34:19No, it's under control.
00:34:20It's your step-brother again.
00:34:22I didn't do shit.
00:34:23Be quiet, Roy.
00:34:25I knew damn well if it wasn't for Nicole, I'd call the cops.
00:34:28Touch her again, huh?
00:34:29Hey!
00:34:32Yeah, Matt.
00:34:33I'm sorry.
00:34:35What are you apologizing for?
00:34:36My asshole brother came out of nowhere and attacked you.
00:34:39Okay, he's your brother.
00:34:41He saw Roy groping your ass.
00:34:44I don't blame him.
00:34:45Fuck off, Tina.
00:34:46Jesus Christ, you're just as stupid as he is and I hate this huge motto shit.
00:34:49God!
00:34:50That's enough!
00:34:53Take Roy and his girlfriend up to the store and get them cleaned up, all right?
00:34:56Hey, boss, you all right?
00:34:59Yeah, just a little scuffle.
00:35:01Keep an eye on this one.
00:35:03Will do, boss.
00:35:05Get out of here.
00:35:19Hi.
00:35:20Did you find Sarah?
00:35:22Yeah, I did.
00:35:25I don't know how this keeps happening.
00:35:27Maybe she had to pee.
00:35:30I'm not talking about her.
00:35:32I'm talking about you.
00:35:33I'm used to her disappearing.
00:35:34Every year, it's something with you.
00:35:36Honestly, Nicole, it wasn't his fault.
00:35:38We were just holding hands and Joe freaked out.
00:35:41You were just holding hands?
00:35:42Seriously?
00:35:44You wonder why Matt has a problem with you?
00:35:46I'm sorry, Nick.
00:35:47You know what?
00:35:48I'm going to the car to get my phone.
00:35:49Hey, wait a second.
00:35:50I'll go with you.
00:35:51No, please.
00:35:52Just give me some time.
00:35:53I need to find Joe.
00:35:54I need to cool him off.
00:35:55Hey, fuck that motherfucker, all right?
00:35:57Hey, hey.
00:35:58Really.
00:35:59Your language.
00:36:00I got customers on the other side of this wall.
00:36:02Sorry.
00:36:03Fine.
00:36:04Go.
00:36:05Text me.
00:36:06All right.
00:36:09Um, I want to go to the corn maze.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:13Just be careful.
00:36:14I'll take your flashlight with you.
00:36:15Okay, good.
00:36:17Please make sure Sarah's out there.
00:36:19Yeah, okay.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:23I want to not tell my dad about this.
00:36:26You know how he gets with me.
00:36:28I'm not going to say anything.
00:36:31Okay.
00:36:33Don't tell his dad what?
00:36:35What happened?
00:36:36Nothing.
00:36:37Just a big brother protecting his not-so-innocent little sister.
00:36:41Where's Eve?
00:36:43Oh, she went to go look after Matt.
00:36:45He broke up the scuffle.
00:36:46I'm going to go look for her.
00:36:48You mean Matt?
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51Yeah.
00:36:53God.
00:36:59Matt, Matt.
00:37:01Matt!
00:37:02Matt!
00:37:03Matt!
00:37:04Matt!
00:37:05Matt!
00:37:06Matt!
00:37:07Matt!
00:37:08Matt!
00:37:09Matt!
00:37:10Matt!
00:37:11Matt!
00:37:12Matt!
00:37:13Matt!
00:37:14Matt!
00:37:16Ashley?
00:37:19Oh, come on!
00:37:21You know Rudy's got you weed.
00:37:23Huh?
00:37:24You're going to like what Rudy's got you, girl.
00:37:26This shit, oh my God!
00:37:29Rudy, Rudy, we'll not die
00:37:32Until dead pigs don't fly.
00:37:35Rudy, Rudy, we'll not die
00:37:37Until dead pigs don't fly.
00:37:39Rudy, Rudy, we'll not die
00:37:41Until dead pigs don't fly.
00:37:42Rudy, Rudy, we'll not die
00:37:44Until dead pigs do fly.
00:37:46Rudy, Rudy will not die
00:37:49until dead pigs do fly...
00:37:55Rudy, Rudy will not die
00:37:57until dead pigs do fly.
00:38:00Rudy Rudy will not die
00:38:03until dead pigs do fly.
00:38:05Alright, so you witches like to party, huh?
00:38:08Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:12ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:13ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:14ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:15ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:22ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:31ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:37ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:43ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:49ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:54ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:38:59ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:39:04ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:39:09ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:39:14ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:39:19ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
00:39:24how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how,
00:39:29how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how,
00:39:34how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how,
00:39:39how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how,
00:39:44how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how
00:40:14, how, how, how, how, how,
00:40:28how, how
00:40:35You've been a bad boy, Ruby.
00:40:39Time to be fucking punished.
00:40:42You get punished.
00:40:44Punished?
00:40:45Do you want to be punished?
00:40:47Yeah.
00:40:48Yeah?
00:40:49Yeah?
00:40:50Yeah?
00:40:51Yeah?
00:40:52Yeah?
00:40:53Yeah?
00:40:54Yeah?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:56Oh.
00:40:57Oh.
00:40:58Ashley's heart belongs to Joe.
00:41:02What the fuck?
00:41:05Blood out of Joe's head will flow.
00:41:09Ashley loves and Ashley dies.
00:41:13Ashley said that it's on the floor.
00:41:15Do I?
00:41:26What is wrong with you?
00:41:27Get in the car.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:29What is the matter with you?
00:41:30Joe's a fucking asshole.
00:41:31Seriously.
00:41:32He's fucking fighting with Roy again.
00:41:33What the fuck is that?
00:41:34You're with Joe again.
00:41:35You're always fighting with Joe.
00:41:36Well, it fucking pisses me off.
00:41:37I don't know.
00:41:38Is he trying to impress me or Tina?
00:41:39Jesus Christ.
00:41:40It's nothing.
00:41:41Jeez, you know, you need to calm down a little bit.
00:41:42And big Rudy's got a little something, huh?
00:41:44I mean, does he even like me or does he like Tina?
00:41:46I don't know.
00:41:47Because it doesn't impress me.
00:41:48You don't know shit about Tina.
00:41:49Look, just take a little.
00:41:50Take some of this.
00:41:51I don't smoke pot.
00:41:52You don't smoke pot.
00:41:53You never smoke pot.
00:41:54No, I never smoke pot.
00:41:55You and your Christian parents don't smoke pot.
00:41:56Because you're a good girl.
00:41:57What?
00:41:58You're too good.
00:42:00Yeah, I'm too good for Rudy.
00:42:02Whatever.
00:42:03That's right.
00:42:04Yeah, you follow all the rules.
00:42:05Is there something wrong with you?
00:42:06There's nothing wrong with me.
00:42:07I'm just saying, you know, you're a very obedient good girl.
00:42:09You're just high in a car by yourself?
00:42:10Yes, I'm high in a car by myself.
00:42:11Oh, no.
00:42:12Call the police.
00:42:13Well, I don't think I need to call them because they could just drive by at any minute.
00:42:16I don't know why you're fucking smoking pot.
00:42:17Oh, I see.
00:42:18You know what?
00:42:19I could roll this up right here.
00:42:20Jesus Christ.
00:42:21What if Tommy comes by?
00:42:22What if Tommy?
00:42:23Rudy, are you an idiot?
00:42:24Oh, please.
00:42:25Enough with that.
00:42:26You know, really?
00:42:27No, seriously.
00:42:28You know what?
00:42:29You want a little privacy, huh?
00:42:30You don't want this around.
00:42:31All right.
00:42:32Have you ever been on the hayride trail?
00:42:33No, I've never been on the hayride trail.
00:42:36Oh, I see.
00:42:37So you've never been to the biohazard place.
00:42:39No, I've never been to the biohazard place.
00:42:41So if you and me went to the biohazard place very secretly, very quietly.
00:42:45Very quietly.
00:42:46Took a little taste.
00:42:47Would you join me?
00:42:48Joe would kick your ass.
00:42:50Joe wouldn't know about it because I wouldn't tell Joe.
00:42:54Hmm?
00:42:57Oh, fuck it.
00:42:59Let's go smoke us some pot.
00:43:01Let's go.
00:43:11God damn it, Rudy.
00:43:12Where the fuck are you?
00:43:16Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:43:18Ah!
00:43:20Christ.
00:43:22Yeah, ha, ha.
00:43:23You scared me.
00:43:29Okay, don't you have someone else to go scare now or something?
00:43:40Okay, can you at least tell me where the greenhouse is?
00:43:42I have to meet a friend there.
00:43:44Ha, ha.
00:43:45Very funny.
00:43:46Ha, ha.
00:43:47Very funny.
00:44:13Somebody!
00:44:17Please.
00:44:22Somebody help me!
00:44:26Please.
00:44:34Please!
00:44:46Help me!
00:44:47Someone!
00:45:13Rudy!
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:20It's okay.
00:45:26Yo.
00:45:28Now this is the perfect climate to grow my weed in, bro.
00:45:32Perfect climate.
00:45:33Check it out.
00:45:35Oh, shit.
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:38Shit.
00:45:39What?
00:45:40This is a, uh, penis fly trap.
00:45:42I learned about this at the school.
00:45:43Fucking penis fly trap.
00:45:45It's a giant fucking vagina.
00:45:47That's what it is.
00:45:48It's like a giant pussy.
00:45:50A fucking man can get lost in that thing.
00:45:53Jesus.
00:45:57What the fuck?
00:46:00Please.
00:46:01Help me.
00:46:02Is she real?
00:46:03Please.
00:46:05Whoa, whoa.
00:46:06What are you doing?
00:46:07Hold on, you crazy bitch.
00:46:08Get off of him.
00:46:09Oh, my new pants.
00:46:10Oh, my new pants.
00:46:13Is that her fucking intestines?
00:46:19Oh, shit.
00:46:21Oh, shit.
00:46:22Is he taking her the fuck away?
00:46:23Oh, shit.
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:46:27What the fuck is going on?
00:46:30Yo, these actors here, shit is real.
00:46:33They deserve Oscars.
00:46:34This shit is so fucking real.
00:46:36Fantastic.
00:46:37Let's go.
00:46:38Let's go look at these guys.
00:46:40Shit.
00:46:43Jesus Christ.
00:46:48It's a fucking mess.
00:47:03This is gonna be so fun.
00:47:05Hell, yeah.
00:47:06Let's go, motherfuckers.
00:47:10Can you watch your language?
00:47:12All right, I'll watch my fucking language.
00:47:14Hey, watch your tongue.
00:47:15Watch your tongue.
00:47:27Oh, yo, we gotta find Ashley.
00:47:29Yo, I told her I'd meet her up with her.
00:47:31She's gonna be pissed.
00:47:33Better pissed off than pissed off.
00:47:36It's not even funny.
00:47:37I know.
00:47:39You're so stoned.
00:47:40I'm tired.
00:47:42Hey, come on.
00:47:43Yo, we gotta find Ashley.
00:47:44I texted her.
00:47:45You know what she did?
00:47:46She get crazy.
00:47:47I can't.
00:47:48She get crazy in the head.
00:47:49My legs feel funny.
00:47:52I think I can fly.
00:47:55Really?
00:47:56Nope, didn't work.
00:47:57You're gone, huh?
00:48:01All right, look.
00:48:02You clearly are incapacitated.
00:48:04You stay here.
00:48:07I'm gonna go find Ashley.
00:48:09I will bring her back here.
00:48:12So you stay put, all right?
00:48:15Tell Joe to come.
00:48:16Huh?
00:48:17Because he has to try this.
00:48:18It's so cool.
00:48:19Yeah, I'll see him.
00:48:20I'll tell him where you are.
00:48:21Okay, thank you.
00:48:22You hold on to that.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24In case, you know, you feel like smoking marijuana.
00:48:26I will hold it.
00:48:27I'll call you.
00:48:28All right.
00:48:29Look, you be careful, all right?
00:48:31Don't move.
00:48:32Stay here.
00:48:33Watch for the hayride tractors.
00:48:35Don't cross the road.
00:48:37With both ways.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:40Don't get hurt.
00:48:45I'm so tired.
00:48:48Joe!
00:48:49I...
00:48:50That was so fast.
00:48:52I...
00:48:53Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:55I was sitting here.
00:48:56My friend was right there.
00:48:58I was just tired, so I was just resting my eyes.
00:49:01Oh!
00:49:02Oh!
00:49:03Ruby!
00:49:04Oh!
00:49:05Why?
00:49:06Oh!
00:49:09Oh!
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:11Oh!
00:49:16Oh!
00:49:19Oh!
00:49:25Oh!
00:49:29Oh!
00:49:30Oh!
00:49:35Oh!
00:49:45Yo, Carone!
00:49:46The vampire just went right through her!
00:49:59Kate!
00:50:00Whoa!
00:50:02Look at this place!
00:50:04Oh!
00:50:05Oh!
00:50:09All right.
00:50:10They're not in here.
00:50:11Let's go.
00:50:12Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:14Um, maybe you could stay in here with me for a little bit.
00:50:19But they're probably...
00:50:21No, I mean, just...
00:50:22I mean, you and me.
00:50:26What are you doing?
00:50:29I don't know.
00:50:35Come on.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:37Really?
00:50:38Whatever.
00:50:39You know you want it.
00:50:51Get this off!
00:51:04Oh, shit.
00:51:35Wait.
00:51:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:38Quiet!
00:51:41I can't.
00:51:42Honey, you were already doing it.
00:51:45What is your problem?
00:51:47I'm with Kate.
00:51:50My sister is a fucking prude, okay?
00:51:53Besides, we were together long before you and her.
00:51:57No.
00:51:59You didn't want to date a jock, remember?
00:52:01You broke up with me.
00:52:03Oh, that was a long time ago.
00:52:09Besides, some guy from Hollywood, anyway.
00:52:14When?
00:52:15I don't know, but he told me that.
00:52:18It was all creepy.
00:52:20Breathing hard on the phone.
00:52:24She pretended she didn't know him.
00:52:26Yeah, right.
00:52:27Hey.
00:52:29What?
00:52:30What?
00:52:32Kate's with another guy?
00:52:34What do you want me to say?
00:52:37What are you doing?
00:52:39Where are you going?
00:52:41Hey, Joe, I didn't say he was here!
00:52:50Fuck!
00:53:02Fuck.
00:53:18You came back.
00:53:21I thought you would.
00:53:23I just didn't think it would take you this long.
00:53:27All right, well...
00:53:30What?
00:53:33The cigarette?
00:53:34For fuck's sake, Joe!
00:53:36I'm putting it out, okay?
00:53:39Come here.
00:53:41Let's resume.
00:53:47Stop it!
00:53:48Get off me, Joe!
00:53:49Stop it!
00:53:50Get off!
00:53:51Get off of me, Joe!
00:53:52Stop!
00:53:53I'm trying to talk to you!
00:53:56Stop it!
00:53:57Stop it!
00:53:58Stop it!
00:54:28Stop it!
00:54:32Stop it!
00:54:33Oh, that was so realistic!
00:54:35This is gonna be so cool!
00:54:47No, thank you.
00:54:48Are you sure I have to do it?
00:54:50You shouldn't.
00:54:51I'm sorry, I just forgot to.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54Why don't you do what I did?
00:54:57Hey!
00:54:58Why don't you leave the girl alone?
00:55:00Guys, can't we just have a good time?
00:55:02Party, bitch!
00:55:03Hey!
00:55:04Why don't you leave the girl alone?
00:55:06Man, shut the fuck up!
00:55:14Hey!
00:55:15Yo, Joe!
00:55:16Oh, yay, man!
00:55:18Yo, I kept looking for you.
00:55:20Where the hell is she?
00:55:21No, we were just...
00:55:22I mean, all of us were just hanging out
00:55:25by the Biohazard place on the A-Ride trail, man.
00:55:27Is she still up there?
00:55:28Yeah, man, I just left her, dude.
00:55:30I'm gonna go find Ashley,
00:55:31and we are gonna smoke us up some more!
00:55:34Smoke what?
00:55:36Is Kate smoking weed?
00:55:38God, give me a fucking kid in me!
00:55:40What?
00:55:41She's a big girl, dude.
00:55:42Listen, you sterner piece of shit,
00:55:44if anything happens to her,
00:55:45I'm gonna smash your ass and smoke it, you hear me?
00:55:47Hey, man!
00:55:48What?
00:55:50What's going on?
00:55:51I don't know.
00:55:52Dude's high strung.
00:55:53Said he wanted to smoke my ass.
00:55:55I mean, what the hell is that?
00:55:57What do you want?
00:55:59What?
00:56:00No, I...
00:56:01Just shut up.
00:56:02I was just looking for food,
00:56:03and I was, um...
00:56:04Just shut...
00:56:05Please!
00:56:06Please!
00:56:07Guys!
00:56:08What's going on?
00:56:09I don't know.
00:56:10Maybe we should call Tommy over
00:56:11and see if we can figure out
00:56:12what little Rudy here's on.
00:56:13I didn't...
00:56:14I wasn't doing anything.
00:56:15You didn't do anything.
00:56:16You're just like your parents, you know that?
00:56:18Total disregard for everything.
00:56:19Drinking, smoking.
00:56:20It's all a joke to you, isn't it?
00:56:22No.
00:56:23Isn't it?
00:56:24It wasn't...
00:56:25Hey, guys, come on, okay?
00:56:27Seriously, come on.
00:56:28Hey, babe, go check on Eve, all right?
00:56:30She went down to the wardrobe trailer
00:56:31to check on Roy and Sarah.
00:56:32Get out of here.
00:56:33I need the fresh air anyway.
00:56:36I'll see if I can find Sarah.
00:56:37Okay.
00:56:40It's getting ridiculous.
00:56:41What?
00:56:42Just...
00:56:43What was that all about?
00:56:47Nothing.
00:56:48What did my parents have to do with this, huh?
00:56:50Is he gonna call my dad again?
00:56:51He can't...
00:56:52Can you just calm down for a second?
00:56:53He's not gonna call anybody, okay?
00:56:54He's just upset.
00:56:55Well, what is he so upset about?
00:56:58He's upset about Eve's accident.
00:57:01Oh.
00:57:03Why is he upset about that?
00:57:06Well, you and your friend's parents
00:57:08weren't the nicest kids back then, okay?
00:57:11I didn't do anything.
00:57:13You never do anything.
00:57:14Did you do anything tonight?
00:57:17I...
00:57:18I...
00:57:19Get out of here.
00:57:21Try to behave yourself, all right?
00:57:25Oh, God.
00:57:26Where is Sarah?
00:57:27Oh, she said she was going to grab
00:57:28some register tape from the shop.
00:57:31Oh, fine.
00:57:32Help this girl.
00:57:34Get the smoke machine, Sarah.
00:57:36Everything's sold.
00:57:37Tickets.
00:57:38Kiss my ass.
00:57:41Hello?
00:57:44Somebody's in here!
00:57:46Probably doing your fucking job!
00:57:48Get out!
00:57:49Who did you just barge in on?
00:57:50You didn't do anything.
00:57:51You're a double-crosser.
00:57:52You only just got back.
00:57:53You're a double-crosser.
00:57:54I'm gonna have to fix you up.
00:57:56I'm gonna have to get you promoted.
00:57:57You're not gonna get any money.
00:57:58You're gonna go to jail for no reason.
00:57:59You don't even have a job.
00:58:00You're a dump.
00:58:01I'm only doing your fucking job.
00:58:04Goddamn, it's dark in this motherfucker.
00:58:09Ugh, this is disgusting.
00:58:13I should just do everybody's job here because that's what I do. Fuck!
00:58:17Are you guys serious?
00:58:21I think I lost my glasses, thank you.
00:58:24These stupid dummies aren't even supposed to be in here.
00:58:28They're just gonna get dirty and fucked up.
00:58:31Oh my God.
00:58:37Goddamn.
00:58:41Oh, fuck.
00:58:50Oh, come on.
00:58:58Oh God.
00:59:00I hate Halloween.
00:59:03I've even hit the Easter Bunny in the fucking head.
00:59:21Biohazard.
00:59:26What kind of hayride is this?
00:59:30I can't sleep.
00:59:34Ash, where you at?
00:59:40Yo, Ash.
00:59:43Look, dude, come on, don't be mad, alright?
00:59:45Look, I gotta hold up.
00:59:51Damn.
01:00:01Shit.
01:00:04Joe, look, I didn't force her to smoke, alright?
01:00:06She wanted to.
01:00:08Hey, where is she? Where's Kate?
01:00:10And where's this Biohazard place?
01:00:12Oh, that's right, Mr. Hayride Suck doesn't know where he's going
01:00:15because he can't ride on a wagon.
01:00:17Would you shut up?
01:00:19Look, when did you leave her?
01:00:21And I swear, if there's one hair wrong on her head, I'm coming after you.
01:00:24Just calm yourself down, dude, alright?
01:00:26Did you call her?
01:00:29Yeah, like, 50 times.
01:00:31Well, maybe she passed out.
01:00:33I mean, she did have a lot to smoke.
01:00:35Um, she was tired and she...
01:00:37I swear, when I find you...
01:00:39Calm down. Where are you?
01:00:41Like, some church thing.
01:00:43Oh, no shit.
01:00:45Did you see the Floating Coffin Gang?
01:00:47Oh, I think he's kick-ass, dude.
01:00:49I'm gonna bad-ass you in a minute.
01:00:51What's your problem, man?
01:00:53Come on.
01:00:56Um, okay.
01:00:58If you're looking at the, uh, church thing...
01:01:01Who are the kick-ass skeleton pallbearers, by the way,
01:01:04that I wish I had in my room,
01:01:06because they look...
01:01:08Rudy.
01:01:10Whatever. If you're looking at the church thing,
01:01:12you want to go to your right.
01:01:14Someone's close?
01:01:16I don't...
01:01:18Some ways, dude. Just keep walking.
01:01:20And, uh, watch out for those crazy assholes
01:01:22driving the hayride tractors.
01:01:24They drive like my mother.
01:01:26Look, dude, I'm gonna meet up with...
01:01:28I'm gonna find Ashley, and I'm gonna come your way.
01:01:30Oh, shit.
01:01:32Fuck it.
01:01:34Oh, yo.
01:01:38Oh, shit.
01:01:40Bloody chips?
01:01:42Ha-ha!
01:01:44Dude, this place is kick-ass every year.
01:01:47Oh.
01:01:49What?
01:01:55Kate!
01:01:57Kate!
01:02:24Kate!
01:02:55Donna?
01:02:57Hi.
01:02:59God, I haven't, um...
01:03:01I haven't seen you around the farm since we were kids.
01:03:03Yeah, I-I know.
01:03:05Um, my girls,
01:03:07I just want to drop these coats off for them.
01:03:09They sent me a text a little while ago asking for them,
01:03:12but they didn't tell me where to meet them.
01:03:15You know what? Leave them with me.
01:03:17It's okay. I-I'll give it to them later.
01:03:19Okay.
01:03:21You know what? Leave them with me.
01:03:23It's okay. I-I'll give it to them.
01:03:25I'm sure they're gonna come this way.
01:03:27No, it's fine. I-I brought Kate's extra key.
01:03:29Did you look in the back?
01:03:31Maybe alongside the building?
01:03:33Oh. Okay.
01:03:37Laura, I'm gonna go check on my brother.
01:03:39You're... Are you okay?
01:03:41Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
01:03:43Okay.
01:03:51Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
01:03:53Get the...
01:03:55It's the end of the ride for you two clowns.
01:03:57Yeah!
01:04:01Whoa!
01:04:03Driver, you can go now.
01:04:05Crash it, Bob.
01:04:07Fuck you!
01:04:09Oh, I'll see you when it goes back around.
01:04:11Fucking punk!
01:04:13What the fuck was that about?
01:04:15Oh, I have no fucking idea.
01:04:17I'm gonna beat his fucking ass.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:23That's good.
01:04:25Huh.
01:04:27It's a frickin' mess, though.
01:04:29Oh.
01:04:31Hey.
01:04:33Yo, what do we got here?
01:04:37No food?
01:04:39It's a bunch of shit like my mother would buy.
01:04:45What?
01:04:47What?
01:04:49What?
01:04:51I'll pick up the trash, all right?
01:04:53That bag isn't even mine.
01:04:55I didn't want to buy that crap.
01:04:57Hey, look.
01:04:59I don't mean crap. It's not crap.
01:05:01I'm just saying.
01:05:03Come on. Look, I'll pick everything up, all right?
01:05:05Hey, I'm fine.
01:05:07Just calm down, man.
01:05:09Just get away from me, all right?
01:05:11Get away from me!
01:05:13Somebody!
01:05:15What are you doing?
01:05:17Get away from me!
01:05:25Get away from me, all right?
01:05:33What do you want?
01:05:35I never need help!
01:05:37Get the fuck away from me!
01:05:41What do you want?
01:05:43What do you want from me?
01:05:45Get the fuck away from me!
01:05:51No.
01:05:53No!
01:05:55No!
01:05:57Help me!
01:05:59Help me!
01:06:01God!
01:06:15Help me!
01:06:39That shit was real as hell!
01:06:41So fucking realistic.
01:06:43So realistic.
01:06:45What the fuck is on your face?
01:06:47I don't know. It's part of the whole fucking thing.
01:06:49This is awesome.
01:06:51Fucking awesome, bro.
01:06:53This is so realistic.
01:06:55What the fuck is going on here?
01:06:57This is fucking crazy.
01:06:59Yo, did that look like Rudy's jacket to you?
01:07:03That is Rudy's fucking jacket.
01:07:07Oh, you must work here.
01:07:09That's how he got us the free passes.
01:07:11Oh, that's how we got in here!
01:07:17Hey, did you find the girls?
01:07:19No, just stopped for a breather.
01:07:21Check the petting zoo, actually.
01:07:23Just go up and around to the right.
01:07:25Thanks again.
01:07:27Sure, I'll see ya.
01:07:29Bye.
01:07:39Donna?
01:07:45It's so good to see you.
01:07:47Oh my goodness, what are you doing here?
01:07:49The girls are cold.
01:07:51Ashley, too.
01:07:53I haven't seen her since the kids graduated.
01:07:55Yeah, she went off to college. She's living in those dorms.
01:07:57No!
01:07:59How about this place?
01:08:13My girls rave about it every year.
01:08:15I just don't get this horror thing.
01:08:17Oh my goodness.
01:08:25Oh, hey.
01:08:27Sorry about earlier.
01:08:29I definitely feel a lot better.
01:08:33No! No, please, no!
01:08:35No!
01:08:45Hey, come on.
01:08:47We gotta go. We're closing up.
01:08:49Get up.
01:08:51Hey, wait.
01:09:05No!
01:09:35Help!
01:09:37Help me, please!
01:09:41No, no, no!
01:09:43Leave me alone!
01:09:55Donna, what's going on?
01:09:57It's Tommy.
01:09:59Where are my girls?
01:10:05Help!
01:10:19Anyone, help me!
01:10:35Help!
01:11:05Help!
01:11:31Oh, God!
01:11:33My baby!
01:11:35No!
01:11:41What did they have to do with this?
01:11:47No!
01:11:49Help!
01:11:51Oh, my God.
01:11:57Look what he's done! He's coming!
01:11:59What is going on?
01:12:01What is going on?
01:12:03He's gonna kill me!
01:12:05Help!
01:12:09You bastard!
01:12:11Let me out!
01:12:17Let me out!
01:12:31Help!
01:12:33Help!
01:12:39No!
01:12:41Here.
01:12:43Here, take this money.
01:12:49No!
01:12:51No!
01:13:01No!
01:13:09All right, Miss Donna.
01:13:11Finished my rounds, and as promised,
01:13:13no more TV.
01:13:15Okay.
01:13:17You need to rest.
01:13:19I'm gonna give you something
01:13:21for the pain.
01:13:23All right, and this should put you out, okay?
01:13:27There we go.
01:13:31Everything's looking good.
01:13:33Monitors look good.
01:13:39Thanks for being so nice to me.
01:13:41Oh, you're welcome. It's our pleasure.
01:13:43Now try and sleep.
01:13:45Good night.
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