DRАG RАСЕ S15Е09 (2023)
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00:00It is the top nine and I'm feeling fine to have survived the lip-sync Lollapalooza on my first lip-sync. Feels really good.
00:07Oh.
00:08Jaxi.
00:09Jaxi has just gone home and it kind of felt like a long time coming.
00:13In total, she lip-synced five times this season.
00:16And she's a sick performer, but I mean, after all this time, she's still got it.
00:19She's got it.
00:20She's got it.
00:21She's got it.
00:22She's got it.
00:23She's got it.
00:24She's got it.
00:25She's got it.
00:26She's got it.
00:27I love you all and cannot wait to see you on the road.
00:34P.S., Aditya, I will get you back.
00:38Girl, I have some battle scars from this fucking lip-sync smackdown.
00:42They put me through the ringer bitch, and I had to battle Simone Biles, but I did come out a winner.
00:48How's everybody feeling after surviving Lollapalooza?
00:51I was fully kidding when I said my top era started yesterday.
00:54It's starting today.
00:55Not today, it's not even today.
00:57And not today.
00:57I agree, I'm starting my congeniality era right now.
01:00Yeah.
01:02Hello, hello, hello.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Not a cool thing.
01:06Oh my God.
01:08My queens.
01:09Now, as you all know, this season marks
01:12the 15th anniversary of RuPaul's Drag Race.
01:15And this week is our 200th episode.
01:20Can I get a gay man?
01:21Yeah.
01:22Oh my God.
01:23And we are going to celebrate.
01:27First, for today's mini challenge,
01:29through the magic of green screen,
01:31you need to photobomb iconic moments
01:34in drag race herstory.
01:36Oh, word, okay.
01:37Now, you'll have 15 minutes to get
01:39into quick, attention-grabbing drag
01:42using items provided by Pretty Little Things.
01:45Ooh.
01:47Go.
01:49This is cute.
01:51Thank God I'm so pretty.
01:52All I need is five minutes to do my makeup.
01:55All right, Ladykins, time is up.
01:59First up, Selena Estetiz,
02:01photobombing Laganja Estranja's season six entrance.
02:07Come on, season 15, let's get Estetiz.
02:09You want it a twist, eh?
02:12She's leaving it all on the floor.
02:15Anitra, photobombing Willow Pill.
02:18Oh, is that Brad?
02:19From her toaster.
02:21If you stay bready, you ain't got to get bready.
02:26What about like jumping into the bathtub?
02:27How are you going to capture that in a still?
02:29Ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, girl.
02:33She don't want no Will Pill,
02:34but she do want a bubble bath.
02:36Malaysia, by Big Doll Fox.
02:39Photobombing Miss Vanjie.
02:41Miss Malaysia, Miss Malaysia.
02:45Space, photobombing Lady Gaga.
02:49Oh, are you going to show your disco stick?
02:51Luxe Noir London, photobombing Vivacious and Ornatia,
02:57leaping into season six.
03:00It's the grunting for me.
03:03Here's to the ladies who launch.
03:05Mistress Isabel Brooks,
03:07photobombing me and Morgan McMichaels.
03:11Morgan, over here.
03:15Up next, we've got Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
03:17Oh my God, you've never looked prettier.
03:20Now you'll be photobombing the crowning of Jinx Monsoon.
03:24Oh, I see some Linda Evangelista there.
03:27Sasha Velour has never looked so good.
03:31Talk about bald ambitions.
03:32Sasha Colby, photobombing me at the Despy Awards.
03:40This was the time that I saw Michelle
03:42out of hair and makeup.
03:43Lucy, photobombing Serena Cha Cha in the water tank.
03:49Oh, I think your Leduca is showing.
03:54Ladykins, the winner of today's mini challenge is
04:02Anitra.
04:08You've won a cash prize of $2,500,
04:12courtesy of Pretty Little Thing.
04:14Come on, Miss Cannonball.
04:17My queens, to keep this party going,
04:19for this week's maxi challenge,
04:21we are throwing a ball.
04:27And since the traditional 15th anniversary gift is crystal,
04:32we're having ourselves a crystal ball, darling.
04:37Now you need to serve three sickening looks.
04:40Look number one, start your engines.
04:43An update of my classic racing suit,
04:47like we've never seen it before.
04:50Look number two, my favorite ball.
04:53You take on an eleganza look from one of our past balls
04:57and make it your very own.
05:00Look number three, crystallized eleganza.
05:05Using accessories and materials from Zaloof Fabrics,
05:09you need to create a look from scratch
05:11that is dripping in crystals.
05:16And Ladykins, whatever you do,
05:18go balls to the wall, period.
05:21I've been waiting for this since I've gotten here
05:23because I love to sew my own costumes.
05:26And it's my job now to show these people
05:29that I am the one to beat.
05:31Racers, start your engines
05:33and may the best drag queen win.
05:39Oh my God.
05:41Baby, it's the 15th anniversary of RuPaul's Drag Race,
05:44so we are throwing crystal ball, baby.
05:46We gotta serve three different looks on the runway.
05:48The first two looks we get to bring from home,
05:49but the last look, baby, we have to make that here.
05:52Got all my stuff all in.
05:54It's crystal Armageddon.
05:55Fabric is being pulled and torn.
05:57Nobody is safe.
06:01Come on, Lucy.
06:03The girls are girly.
06:04The girls are definitely girly.
06:06These girls aren't playing any games, girl.
06:09I literally, I lifted it up.
06:11Yeah, you lifted it up, but you didn't grab it.
06:12Okay.
06:14I'm trying to win a crown and some money.
06:16So like, I'm thinking about myself.
06:17I'm worried about Heidi.
06:20Mama.
06:21Oh my gosh, no one's going for gold.
06:23Everyone's going for silvers or whites.
06:25So I got the perfect fabric
06:27that would match my skin perfectly.
06:28And I got all these appliques.
06:30I am not a sewer by any means,
06:32but I know my body and I love fashion.
06:35So I'm just hoping it's enough.
06:40Crystallize.
06:41How'd you crystallize?
06:43The inspiration for this is Kennedy Davenport's
06:46Trey didn't like the session.
06:47So he had gut in me.
06:49But you know, I didn't die.
06:51I crystallized.
06:53This gown is stressing me the fuck out.
06:55Like crystals can take a lot of time,
06:57especially if you're working with a lot of them.
06:58So time is definitely up the Jada Essence haul.
07:01And now my glam is on, bitch.
07:02Ready for the runway.
07:04I hope.
07:06Hey, squirrel friends.
07:07Hi.
07:08We've got company.
07:12Oh, it's just me.
07:13Don't worry.
07:14That's me.
07:15Hi everybody.
07:16Hi, angels.
07:18Come on, darling.
07:18Okay.
07:19All right, Spice, come on over.
07:2250% less sugar.
07:25Everyone's doing it.
07:26So let's talk design.
07:28Well, basically I'm all about the purse.
07:29I love an outfit that kind of revolves around a purse.
07:32Yes, of course.
07:33So I saw this and I was like,
07:34So I saw this and I was like,
07:35ooh, kind of like a disco night, almost.
07:37If you come out just holding a disco ball,
07:39like Christmas tree ornament as a bag,
07:41not gonna cut it.
07:42A lot of the silhouettes that you have come here with
07:45are very similar.
07:46So this being a design challenge
07:49is an opportunity to maybe switch it up.
07:51Yeah.
07:52We all know you're gorgeous,
07:53but some of your looks have lacked personality.
07:57We know that you have it.
07:58This is your storytelling moment.
07:59Who is Spice?
08:00Give us a little bit extra.
08:02After hearing Carson's critiques,
08:03we have to make this more.
08:05And by more, I'm just assuming more fabric.
08:07The last design challenge, I was safe.
08:09So I'm excited for this one.
08:10I'm like, we're gonna up the ante.
08:12I may not know how to sew,
08:13but I can give you a longer skirt.
08:15You know, I might still have a slit up to the cooch,
08:17but it's still gonna be more fabric, so.
08:21All right, mistress.
08:22Are you learning how to work that sewing machine?
08:25Actually, quite the opposite, love.
08:26I was offering her some advice.
08:29I hope you get it, baby.
08:31Oh, thanks.
08:32Child, this saucy bitch.
08:34Oh, she's done a board, a board.
08:36I wanna really just go full glam,
08:38like full pageant Texas tease.
08:40I know a lot of other girls are doing gowns,
08:42but some things are looking very gluttonous and gaudy.
08:45So I wanna make sure that I'm utilizing the embellishments
08:49and kind of using them to still shape my body.
08:51Sure, okay.
08:52I think that most of the time,
08:53the big girls aren't necessarily known for their fashions.
08:56So I'm hoping to shake things up this go round.
08:58So now you've revealed your big personality.
09:00How do the other girls react to that?
09:03I think that the other girls
09:05can be intimidated by it at times.
09:06I might come off a little aggressive
09:09because at the end of the day, I'm here to win.
09:10I think that at times the girls think I'm playing games,
09:13but one thing they can't deny is that I keep it real.
09:16That's right.
09:17All right, kiddo.
09:18I can't wait to see what you do on the runway.
09:19Knock them dead.
09:21Selena S. Titties.
09:24Oh, she bringing everything over here.
09:25Oh, good, yeah.
09:26So what do you have there?
09:27I'm giving very like beautiful evening gown,
09:29like red carpet moment.
09:31Ooh, okay.
09:32This is like the base.
09:33And I was thinking of using this pretty lace to go over it.
09:36So I was gonna layer this on top to give a nude illusion
09:38and it's like sparkly, but I have all this trim.
09:41So I was gonna maybe use this to like do the trim
09:43and like the slit, there's a slit down the leg.
09:45Well, I'm hearing a lot of stuff.
09:47I'm hearing a lot of stuff.
09:49This is pretty busy.
09:50Then you have that tape
09:52and then you have this nude illusion burnout.
09:54That's three very busy things.
09:56If style is not maybe your forte,
09:58keep it simple, but make it amazing
10:00and make sure you sell it on the runway.
10:03I need that.
10:04Only cause my last design moment landed me in the bottom.
10:07I just wanna make sure I deliver this time.
10:09Sure.
10:09So how are you doing emotionally?
10:13I think coming here,
10:14like I walked through the entrance room very confident
10:16knowing exactly who I was.
10:17And the minute I got out of drag here, I was like,
10:20this is weird.
10:20And there's like a lot of confidence everywhere else.
10:23I felt like I shrunk myself.
10:24It has to do with the saboteur trying to rear its ugly head.
10:29It's not as important as it's making itself out to be.
10:32Listen, let the emotions come.
10:34It's okay.
10:35Let it all hang out.
10:36We fall in love with you because of the emotions.
10:39Don't be afraid of it.
10:40You know, having been in the bottom
10:42from a design challenge already,
10:44like I'm going into this with a little more pressure.
10:46I'm tired of being safe
10:47and I'm damned if I'm gonna be in the bottom again
10:50on a design challenge.
10:53Thank you so much.
10:58So Lucy.
10:59Yes, baby.
11:00Do you think you have a chance of winning this challenge?
11:01Yeah, I definitely think I have a chance
11:03of winning this challenge.
11:04Cause I think the girls got really scared last week.
11:06Cause I feel like you got really mad that you didn't win.
11:10You're really trying it today.
11:11Lucy just admit that you wanted to win the challenge.
11:14That part.
11:15There was no winner of the challenge.
11:16No, they're talking about the one you was going crazy about.
11:18That I was going crazy about?
11:21I'm fucking pissed.
11:22I'm very, very upset that I was not in the top.
11:26Y'all can have literal mental breakdowns.
11:28I say once that I was pissed, I was shaped.
11:31And now we have to talk about it the rest of the season.
11:33Why is she standing up, Lucy?
11:37Mistress is doing this thing.
11:38I think half of it is joking.
11:39And I think half of it is her trying to get in my head.
11:43And you know what?
11:44Fine.
11:45I'm just gonna keep winning challenges.
11:46Who is the bitch in here
11:47who knows how to dart stuff to make it smaller?
11:50The one you've been reading this whole time.
11:53–
11:56Sleeping Beauty has arrived.
11:58Okay, barely.
11:59It is the runway day of runway days.
12:01It is the crystal ball.
12:03We have to present three looks on the runway tonight.
12:05We are also hitting the 200th episode
12:09of RuPaul's Drag Race.
12:10And honestly, I feel so honored to be here.
12:15Does anybody have, like, queer siblings?
12:18I have a gay brother.
12:19What? Older or younger?
12:20He's a year younger than me.
12:22You have siblings now, you're the oldest?
12:23Yeah, I have three younger siblings,
12:26but my mom and I don't speak.
12:28Oh, really?
12:29And it's been like five years.
12:31What happened?
12:32I used to live in a house with my stepfather,
12:34my mom's kids, my brothers.
12:36She kind of found my drag and my wigs
12:38and my makeup in my closet one day.
12:40And she like confronted me about it
12:42and she was like, it's okay, you can come out
12:46and you can like be who you are.
12:48You don't have to hide yourself.
12:50So for like a week, I was like feeling really good.
12:53I was like really comfortable in the house.
12:55And then like a week later,
12:59after a week of, you know,
13:01having that conversation with her,
13:03she told me that I was making everybody
13:05in the house uncomfortable.
13:07And then I had to leave, like right away.
13:16And,
13:20I had to leave the house without saying goodbye
13:23to my brothers and my family.
13:27And I had to,
13:31I'm sorry.
13:36I just want to like hug you, like.
13:38Fucking sucks, bro.
13:40Yeah.
13:41One positive thing that came out of it
13:42was I ended up reconnecting with my biological father.
13:46He and I had a really rocky relationship.
13:49Rocky relationship when I was a kid,
13:51but he actually ended up being
13:53one of my like greatest supporters now.
13:57And he ended up taking me in
13:59and he bought me my first sewing machine.
14:02Is there still part of you that wants to go home, you know?
14:05For me, like my entire life, I felt like
14:09I can't be who I am.
14:10And then I was told that I could be
14:12and then nevermind.
14:14So I still think that kind of like lingers.
14:18I'm not going to complain because I love my life.
14:21I'm so happy with my partner and my career.
14:25I'm on fucking RuPaul's Drag Race.
14:28But I do wish that I had my mom.
14:32Love you.
14:33I love you.
14:35I'm sorry if I got makeup on your shirt.
14:36No, please.
14:37I'm going to sell it and make money off of it.
14:39Stop.
14:40I got the fucking duck on my shirt.
14:45Okay, y'all.
14:46It's the 15th anniversary of RuPaul's Drag Race.
14:49There has been some crazy moments on this show
14:52that are iconic.
14:53I quote it all the time.
14:55The fight between Shangela and maybe I'm first.
14:57I don't have a sugar daddy.
14:58I've never had a sugar daddy.
15:00If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes,
15:01I probably could go out and get one
15:02because I am what?
15:03Sickening.
15:04You bitch.
15:06Alyssa Edwards in general, just doing anything.
15:09I do a really good Alyssa Edwards.
15:12Coco, you guys have to put a little pick up in that eye.
15:14Girl, look how orange you fucking look, girl.
15:18Bianca's Judge Judy was pretty iconic.
15:20Baloney.
15:21It is correct, Judge Judy.
15:22Not a match, Your Honor.
15:24Baloney.
15:25I love.
15:26Appley.
15:27You earn everything.
15:31One of my favorite moments was Angina being so vulnerable
15:33and coming out as HIV positive.
15:36I've been living with HIV for the last two years of my life
15:39and this means so much to me.
15:42Oh my God.
15:44Angina, you are an inspiration.
15:48It was just an amazing moment for the show
15:49and for gay culture, period.
15:52I'm sorry, Rebecca Glasscock walking in in jeans,
15:54paved the way for me and Sugar walking in
15:56with our little mini skirts.
15:57Rebecca Glasscock walked so y'all could, what do you do?
16:01She walked so we could try.
16:05Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
16:08Michelle Visage.
16:10Do you know what today is?
16:11Ru, can we talk?
16:12I don't even know what year it is.
16:16Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
16:18Do you know what today is?
16:20Oh, is it hump day, Ru?
16:23I love hump day.
16:25The incredible Julia Garner.
16:27Welcome to our show.
16:29Do you know what today is?
16:30Just the best day of my life.
16:33Thank you very much,
16:35but that is not the answer I was looking for.
16:39Today is our 200th episode.
16:43Can you believe that?
16:44You don't look a day over 100.
16:46I agree.
16:47And to celebrate, I brought some cake and candy.
16:53All right, let's get this crystal ball rolling.
16:55Category is, start your engines.
16:59Up first, Mistress Isabel Brooks.
17:03The first category is our interpretation
17:05of RuPaul's famous racer outfit.
17:07My racer suit is fully embellished
17:10with all the sayings of every big girl
17:12who's ever been on RuPaul's Drag Race.
17:13I'm gonna read her.
17:15Okay.
17:15No, really.
17:19Spice.
17:20I took Ru's classic jumpsuit.
17:22I made it into a short little miniskirt
17:24and try not to trot
17:25because I know Michelle doesn't want me to do it.
17:26And of course I turned my little flag
17:28and it says ding-a-ling
17:29because the boys found out where my ding-a-ling go.
17:33Luxe Noir London.
17:35I chose to interpret the RuPaul iconic pink racer look
17:38as like a edgy motocross vibe.
17:41It's a RuPaul tribute act for sure.
17:43Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
17:45I've got my helmet in one hand,
17:47my rainbow road eleganza on my body.
17:50I am giving the judges supermodel.
17:52I feel like Cyndi Crawford, honestly.
17:54Selena Estetic.
17:55She's just like saying that.
17:57Vroom, vroom, I'm walking down the runway
17:59feeling like that bitch.
18:00Yeah, she's a little baggy
18:01because you know what?
18:02She's a hip hop girl California love, honey.
18:05Malaysia Baby Doll Fox.
18:07Baby, this car got hydraulics, honey.
18:09She goes up and down.
18:12She's putting the ass in NASCAR.
18:16Lucy LaDuca.
18:18I chose to interpret Ru's racer look
18:20as Barbie on wheels, Princess Peach,
18:23and a female speed racer.
18:25It almost looks like a crash test dummy
18:26decided to be a sex worker.
18:29Sasha Colby.
18:30Oh, talk about a move in violation.
18:33Hey.
18:34I'm giving you if RuPaul had to crack the champagne bottle
18:38off of the winning car at the Monaco Grand Prix.
18:40I feel like a million bucks.
18:42The drug everyone's on, Anitra.
18:44On this runway, we're representing mom and dad
18:47on both arms.
18:48We have on my father's side,
18:49the Filipino and Japanese flag.
18:51And on the left side, we have the German side,
18:53the Puerto Rican side, the zesty side.
18:56I feel very prideful in it.
18:57Do not operate heavy machinery when on Anitra.
19:04Category is my favorite ball.
19:07First up, it is Mistress, the balls ball.
19:12Resting beach face.
19:14For my runway, my entire outfit is made
19:16of deconstructed beach balls.
19:18I am the summertime girl.
19:21Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, the bag ball.
19:24I chose the bag ball for this because bags
19:26are made of fabric.
19:28I made this look entirely out of canvas bags.
19:31If milkmaids were featured in New York Fashion Week,
19:33this is what they would be wearing.
19:35Malaysia baby, Doll Fox, the hair ball.
19:39Tonight, I chose the hair ball because, baby,
19:41I'm a hairstylist and I knew that I would
19:43slay this category.
19:44Not the devil wears Prada, the devil wears hair.
19:47Spice, the ball ball.
19:50I chose furry, fluffy, pom-pom balls
19:52because I feel like a fuzzy little furby.
19:55Oh.
19:56It's not the first time she's spit out some balls.
20:00Selena Estetiz, the money ball.
20:04Ooh, girl, you down with EBT?
20:06I am a palm tree.
20:08It's made of custom-made food stamps with my face on it.
20:11Growing up, I was no stranger to government cheddar.
20:13There is no room for shame here.
20:15Lucy Laduca, the bag ball.
20:17I've got a beautiful flower crown
20:20that's made out of the little doggy poopy bags.
20:22And I pull out of my bra a little doggy bag
20:25like I just picked up after my puppy.
20:27That's puppy Laduca.
20:30Luxe Noir, London, the hair ball.
20:33This look is heavily inspired
20:35by a Terry Mugler collection from the 90s.
20:38My waist is whittled down to a mere 20 inches.
20:41Pain is beauty, and I am the prettiest
20:43on the runway tonight.
20:45Sasha Colby, the bag ball.
20:48I hate to be blunt, but is that a bag of weed?
20:51I am a full-on rhinestone bag
20:54of grade A Colby Cush, baby.
20:57There's a big old red light that shows
20:59that I am what-less.
21:02Anitra, the sugar ball.
21:04I picked the sugar ball because it was
21:05the most unique out of the balls.
21:07I've got the lollipop on my hip.
21:09I've got some gumdrops on my waist.
21:11I am loving these taffy titties.
21:13So much sugar, she gave herself dia-booty.
21:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
21:21Category is crystallized eleganza.
21:24First up, mistress, Isabel Brooks.
21:28Oh my God.
21:29Oh, look at the size of those jewels.
21:32And by jewels, I mean her tits.
21:34Yeah.
21:35I have the beautiful beaded French crystals
21:37on my shoulders.
21:38As I raise my arms, I know the light
21:39is radiating off of them.
21:41As well as the crystallized trim on the bottom
21:43that's just holding down the perfect length.
21:45She's not a whore.
21:46What is she?
21:47She's an expensive whore.
21:49Spice.
21:50Takes a lot of disco balls to wear an outfit like this.
21:53My top is fully disco ball realness.
21:56Of course, I want to trot so bad,
21:58but I'm trying to be a little bit more model-esque,
22:00a little bit more calm and subdued.
22:02She's a baller.
22:04Certainly is.
22:05Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
22:07Let them eat cake.
22:08Let them eat all of this cake.
22:10Head to toe, I am decked out in my crystals.
22:13On my panty, I have my brooch baguette.
22:16I'm looking like a dreamy old stripper.
22:20Yes, you can, can.
22:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
22:23Malaysia baby doll, Fox.
22:25You heard of Red Fox?
22:26Yeah.
22:27This is Pink Fox.
22:29I am dripping in crystals,
22:31because anything that blings is my thing.
22:34Beat it for her pleasure.
22:36Selena Estetiz.
22:38Hail Satin.
22:41Estetiz was driving down the PCA,
22:42she took in the sights of the palm trees,
22:44now she at the Emmys.
22:45It's very simple, my lines are gorgeous,
22:47and I look really pretty.
22:48Crystals are a queen's best friend.
22:50Yes.
22:52Lucy Luduca.
22:53Hey, Lucy, losing is the new winning.
22:56For this runway, I wanted to go with the concept
22:58of a small town girl who's won all of her local pageants,
23:02but this time, she didn't get the gold.
23:05Miss Garlic 1987 is my title.
23:08And honestly, I'm getting flashbacks to episode one, okay?
23:11And I'm not enjoying it.
23:12Hey, Lucy, your ass is mint.
23:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
23:16Luxe Noir London.
23:18Ice Ice Baby.
23:19My runway look is kind of like one of those
23:22Swarovski trinkets, you know?
23:24It's so delicate and so impractical,
23:27but fashion is not meant to be practical.
23:29I'm wearing a piece of art.
23:32Come on, Sugar Plum Fairy.
23:34Sasha Colby.
23:35Hawaii Five-Ho.
23:37For my crystallized eleganza look,
23:39I am giving you golden coral goddess
23:42emerging from the lava of Hawaii.
23:46I own 51% of this tree.
23:49Ha ha ha ha ha!
23:51Anitra.
23:52Ooh.
23:53Hello, Met Gala.
23:55I thought this dress was extinct.
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
23:58I've got a full-blown crystallized spine
24:01coming out of this gown.
24:02It looks dangerous.
24:03It looks like it might hurt you,
24:05but don't worry, it's actually very, very...
24:08I'm lying. It's very painful.
24:09It's worth it because it's so goddamn beautiful.
24:11She's a triceratop, or so I've heard.
24:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:18Welcome, queens.
24:20I've made some decisions.
24:23Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
24:25Malaysia Babydoll Fox.
24:28Luxe Noir London.
24:30Ladies, you are safe.
24:34You may leave the stage.
24:36♪♪
24:41Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
24:44Up first, Selena Estetiz.
24:46The first look starts your engines.
24:48It was fun.
24:49You were wearing it, and that's really important.
24:51And then Moneyball.
24:53What a great idea.
24:54Whoever is on those notes...
24:55It's her.
24:56Oh, is that you?
24:57Because it's like, I didn't know
24:59Thomas Jefferson was a cross-dresser.
25:00Yeah.
25:01So the details are all there,
25:03but visually, it just looks bulky and messy.
25:06And then your Crystal Eleganza.
25:08This is a tough fabric to work with, that satin.
25:11To me, it looks like it needs to be pulled up a little bit.
25:13Ha ha ha ha!
25:14Yeah, it needs that.
25:16You do have such a beautiful body.
25:18You have such a beautiful figure,
25:19and I would love to see more of that.
25:21You always get so close, Selena.
25:24And your personality is what I'm in love with.
25:27But I also want to be in love with your drag.
25:30All right, up next, Spice.
25:32Your Start Your Engines look.
25:33Talk about nailing the details.
25:35Having that checkered flag with the ding-a-ling messaging.
25:38And then there was a checkerboard crystal detail
25:40on the boots, which was incredible.
25:42Your favorite ball, you did the balls ball.
25:45It was cute.
25:46Many people do the hairball routine,
25:48so it becomes redundant.
25:49And this, the corset on this is really cute.
25:52The skirt is the piece of fabric tied together.
25:54There's no finished hem on that.
25:55Is that just cut?
25:56It's glue, hot glue.
25:58I think the biggest sin of the outfit for me
26:00is that you took the balls ball, and you just
26:02covered it in disco stuff.
26:04Oh, yeah, I didn't make that connection.
26:05Yeah.
26:06I was like.
26:07I think my favorite thing about your whole performance
26:09tonight was watching you fight the urge.
26:12Fight, yeah.
26:14You literally were like.
26:17We could get her one of those shocker collars,
26:19and you could have the button.
26:20I need to go.
26:22Up next, Mistress Isabel Brooks.
26:26Start Your Engines was fun.
26:28Catchphrases from so many different queens.
26:30This beach ball look, it's iconic.
26:33It's high drag.
26:34It's really chic.
26:36And then this, you had the high art,
26:38and then you had old Hollywood glamour,
26:41and you just looked like a star.
26:42It's all beautiful.
26:44As the weeks go on, Mistress, I keep getting
26:46more and more impressed.
26:49Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
26:51Start Your Engines I thought was really fun.
26:52It was kind of Judy Jetson goes into the futuristic pit stop
26:56and gets her chassis lubed and all sorts of fun things.
26:59What let me down tonight, Lucy, was your bag ball.
27:02I thought it was too simple.
27:03It looked like an afterthought.
27:05That whole skirt should have been made out of plastic bags,
27:07because then the bodice, while it was pretty,
27:09it was just St. Pauly girl.
27:11This look, I do love that see-through quality.
27:14For me, where it goes a little south
27:16is that, you know, mermaid detail at the bottom.
27:19I would have lowered that trim of stones an inch or two
27:23to just give you more of that, you know, mermaid shape.
27:27All right, up next, Sasha Colby Carrington, Zeta Jones.
27:31In every look, you look absolutely stunting.
27:36That first Start Your Engines look was very elegant,
27:39but also very sexy.
27:40When you went into your bag ball and you wear a dime bag,
27:43I loved the details of the blonde hat,
27:45the giant weed across the bodice.
27:48It was just all really beautiful.
27:50And your crystallized look is, I mean, it's so stunning.
27:54It looks like something that would be from the Met Gala.
27:56You know, Sasha, you're also a success
27:58story of the house system.
28:00I know that you come from the Colbys.
28:02How did you find them?
28:03I was really fortunate to enroll in dance
28:06when I was in high school.
28:07And I was a closeted Jehovah's Witness,
28:10so I wasn't scared to tell anyone how feminine I was
28:13or that I already felt trans.
28:15And my queer family, who are all dancers, took me in,
28:19took me to my first drag show.
28:21And it saved my life.
28:23And it's made this such a joy, this life such a joy to live.
28:28You do your house very, very proud.
28:32And sharing your story, it lasts forever.
28:37But not least, Anitra is here.
28:40Start your engines.
28:41Oh, my favorite color, neon green.
28:46Actually, I loved the way you wore it.
28:48There's just a lot of details that you do so well.
28:51The sugar ball for me, you know, the bustier thing,
28:53I wasn't quite sure what that was.
28:55Those were my taffy titties.
28:57Mm.
28:59It just looked a little incomplete to me.
29:02And then when you compare it to what you have on now,
29:04I mean, the fact that you made this overnight
29:07and you have the perfect trumpet hemline,
29:09the craftsmanship is like couture.
29:12It's gorgeous.
29:13I don't think I've ever seen a dress like that.
29:15It's a beautiful silhouette.
29:16But you've added this sort of McQueen danger to it
29:19with the shards that looks like vertebrae.
29:22I want to give you a little note.
29:24From one resting bitch face to another.
29:26No.
29:27I already knew it.
29:29When we're in drag, we're in character.
29:31So remember to tell your face that you're having fun.
29:35You don't have to fake it.
29:37But instead of looking like you're going to kill someone,
29:40you can even smize.
29:41Just remind yourself not to look like the Deathly Hallows.
29:44OK.
29:45OK?
29:45Sorry.
29:46It's all right.
29:48Thank you, ladies.
29:49While you enjoy delicious House of Love
29:51cocktails and mocktails in the workroom,
29:55the judges and I will deliberate.
29:59Welcome back, ladies.
30:00I've made some decisions.
30:05Anitra, Sasha Colby, Mistress Isabel Brooks.
30:09Tonight, you prove that you earn everything.
30:16Sasha Colby, contragulations, you're the winner
30:19of this week's challenge.
30:20Yay!
30:22You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
30:25I feel gagged that I won a design challenge.
30:28The three of you may join the other girls.
30:31Like, I won the ball.
30:32I'm just over the moon.
30:33I just feel invigorated, like I could do anything
30:35they throw my way right now.
30:40Lucy LaDuca, tonight, you're a lovely third runner up.
30:47You are safe.
30:51You may join the other girls.
30:54Selena Estides, Spice, I'm sorry, my dears,
30:58but you are both up for elimination.
31:02So here I am in the bottom once again,
31:04and now I have to fight for my life.
31:09The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
31:20I actually know this song a little bit
31:21because me and Sugar did a TikTok to it once.
31:23I'm excited to have fun.
31:24Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
31:54I'm missing out, I know.
31:57These days are way too long, and I'm
31:59not forgiving love away, but I want someone to love me.
32:06I need someone to ease me.
32:11Because it don't feel right when a sweet at night
32:14is just me and my dreams.
32:16So I want someone to love.
32:20That's what I really want.
32:22Just glitter and ball everywhere.
32:24Oh, Spice, you getting dangerous, baby.
32:26I want someone to love me.
32:32I need someone to ease me.
32:36That's what I really want.
32:38I want someone to love me.
32:43I need someone to ease me.
32:49Because it don't feel right when a sweet at night
32:51is just me and my dreams.
32:53So I want someone to love.
32:58That's what I really want.
33:04Ladies, I've made my decision.
33:12Selena's titties.
33:14Shante, you stay.
33:18You may join the other girls.
33:22Spice, thank you for spicing up our lives.
33:27Oh, my Spice.
33:29Now, sashay away.
33:32I just want to say thank you.
33:33Being here, I know that now I can stand on my own
33:35and be the strong twin as well.
33:40I may not know how to lip sync, but I do know how to trot.
33:44Trot.
33:56I'm feeling all the things right now, but I'm mostly proud.
33:59I know there's a lot more for Spice and for me.
34:02Well, I am Spice, though.
34:04Love you, sugar.
34:09Contractulations, ladies.
34:11And remember, if you can't love yourself,
34:13how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
34:15Can I get an amen up in here?
34:16Amen!
34:18Now let the music play.