DRАG RАСЕ S15Е06 (2023)
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00:00I'm sorry Amethyst girl, but I wasn't about to let you send me home.
00:14I was in the bottom and like, it was a blow to my freaking head.
00:18I don't mean to be a chiona, but this like woke me all the way up.
00:22Like Ruth threw that chancla at my head and now I'm like, bitch, I'm awake.
00:24So, bitches, put your seatbelts on, honey, cause...
00:28Like, are we going on a bus ride, a car ride?
00:30Bitch, the ride has begun.
00:32At this point of the race, the competition is getting more intense.
00:36The front runners are definitely me, Sasha, Anitra, and Lucy because we all have a challenge
00:40win.
00:41So how are we feeling?
00:43I'm feeling good.
00:44Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
00:47I feel like I deserved to win.
00:49I think I did a really good job and here's to many more.
00:54Being in the top was really like the validation that I needed and for something that I don't
00:58feel so strongly in, as far as like a sewing challenge.
01:01And I just hope that this upcoming week, I can really go for the win.
01:05When you were called as someone who was in the top or the bottom, you were the one where
01:09I was like, I don't know which way it could go.
01:11I think that Malaysia lacks a certain taste level.
01:14She has a severe case of drag delusion, girl.
01:17I know that these girls have been looking at me as the underdog, but at the end of the
01:21day, the underdog.
01:22It's about to be the top dog.
01:25If anybody need me to make anything for them, just let me know.
01:28Girl, another day, another day.
01:30Another day to slay.
01:32It's a new day.
01:33And we got to send the herd out a little bit more, honey.
01:36It's weird.
01:37We almost don't go all the way around the table anymore.
01:39I heard a big bird was saying like, I should have been in the bottom.
01:42I love this rap.
01:43Speak now if I ever heard you speak.
01:44Well, if you were listening, the big bird said you should have been in the bottom bit.
01:51Even though you're my friend, I'm always going to tell you the truth.
01:53Love to my Vixens.
01:54Whether you thought I should have been in the bottom or the top, beware, the baby doll
01:58is here.
01:59The fucking snake.
02:00Not Annabelle, bitch.
02:01Hello, hello, hello.
02:02Miss Paul, baby.
02:03Miss Paul.
02:04Miss Paul.
02:05Miss Paul.
02:06My queens, for this week's Maxi Challenge, we're going to flash forward 50 years into
02:14the future, so you can create three golden gal girl groups.
02:21And so I can watch you sing and dance your padded but slightly saggy asses off.
02:28This is what I'm good at.
02:29In the past weeks, I've been safe, and I feel like I haven't been seen by the judges.
02:33And this week, I need to make sure that I'm going to be at the top.
02:36First, you need to break into three groups of four.
02:40I'll give you a moment now to team up with your best Judys.
02:43I think all four of us will be very strong.
02:45Think fast, bitches.
02:47All right.
02:48Now, each of you will need to write your own verses to one of these brand new golden oldies.
02:54Oh, work.
02:55The first song is a heavy metal rock of ages anthem.
02:59The second is a country ditty that'll set your grandpappy's toes a-tappin'.
03:05And finally, a bop that puts the hip replacement in hip hop.
03:10Now, I'll let you decide which group gets which song in a minute.
03:15But before I go, I want to provide you with some golden words of wisdom.
03:21Oh, pit crew.
03:27Ladies, internet sensations, the old gays.
03:30I am so gagged when the old gays walk through the door.
03:33I follow them on TikTok.
03:34They're the cutest little old babies in the world.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38Welcome, fellas.
03:39Looking good.
03:40Trying.
03:42You all have been friends for many years.
03:45For inspiration, what's your secret?
03:47Laughing a lot together.
03:50Thank you very much.
03:51Racers, start your engines.
03:53And may the best old drag queen win.
03:58Ooh, pretty focus.
04:00Now it's time to listen to the three songs and decide who's going to get what.
04:04And I cannot wait to see how this is going to turn out.
04:08Ah!
04:10When the hip hop one comes on, I am living, bitch.
04:13This shit is popping.
04:15This is aggressive.
04:17I like this one.
04:18The one that's really sticking out to me is Heavy Metal.
04:21The vibe on this track is, like, sickening.
04:27Is this Trixie Mattel singing this?
04:29I feel like no one wants country just because it's a little on the nose.
04:33Like, old ladies doing country.
04:36It's just, like, eh.
04:38So I think that we should, like, congregate with our groups
04:41and, like, see, like, what we're thinking.
04:43I think the most potential for funny is hip hop.
04:46I like the Heavy Metal one.
04:47I think we should go for the Heavy Metal.
04:49Heavy Metal as grannies?
04:51That is just a built-in joke in itself.
04:53I think we should go with either metal or hip hop.
04:55I think metal is the strongest juxtaposition.
04:58Why don't Marshall change?
05:00I agree.
05:01Let's go.
05:02Are you girls ready?
05:03We personally would love to go with metal.
05:07Does that conflict with anybody?
05:08We want to do Heavy Metal.
05:12Let's do hip hop.
05:13So we'll take hip hop, then, if that's the case.
05:17Okay, well, we're doing metal, so I guess at least our country.
05:20No, we're gonna do metal.
05:21I think we're gonna do metal, yeah.
05:22I think that we should just get metal, period.
05:24Like, why do you guys think you can do Heavy Metal?
05:27I'm literally already wearing the Heavy Metal hat.
05:29I'm not taking it off.
05:30No, girl, we're doing metal.
05:32That's it, bottom line, cut and dry.
05:34We don't care about what the other team feels
05:36because this is what we want to do.
05:38I think we should just go metal.
05:39If we want metal, we just stick with metal.
05:41I mean, we gonna shine no matter what category.
05:43Yeah, we're not gonna just back down.
05:45Like, we're not doing it.
05:47To be honest, I feel like it's the slightest bit immature,
05:50but at the same time, I'm kind of living.
05:55What do you guys have against country music?
05:57You guys are gonna have to get really acquainted with the genre,
06:00and now you're gonna be doing country.
06:02I don't have a problem with country.
06:03I have a problem with the reason why y'all think
06:05y'all have a right to choose first.
06:06Exactly.
06:07And you gonna try me for real?
06:08Like, you just gonna dismiss me?
06:10Girl, child.
06:12O-C-P.
06:13O, child, please.
06:15Like, what makes you think that you're so metallic?
06:18I don't think we should have to sell it to you.
06:19I think the decision that we have to make now
06:21is who's gonna do it.
06:22We already chose that we're doing metal,
06:23so you just adapt the situation and make country fierce.
06:26Look, we are playing ping pong right now.
06:28Vanessa Williams, like, it's not stopping.
06:30Vanessa Williams?
06:31I meant to say Serena Williams.
06:32Okay, anyways.
06:33Okay, then do it.
06:34No, but, like, the thing is, I would do it,
06:36but we already chose metal, so it's like...
06:38Lux and Mistress are being mean girls.
06:41They're just, like, putting their foot down
06:43and claiming metal.
06:44I'm not a girl that's gonna back down,
06:46so let the war begin.
06:49Okay, then do it.
06:50I would do it, but we already chose metal.
06:53Group one and group three
06:55Head-to-head right now for metal.
06:57It is Metal Gate, baby.
07:00So we're doing metal, right?
07:01Okay, serious.
07:02I'm not backing down.
07:03Okay, but we need to resolve it.
07:05We need to resolve it.
07:06Marsha, you better not give in.
07:07I'm not giving in.
07:08The best way to do it is just to make it random.
07:11Do you guys want to do rock, paper, scissors?
07:13No, I'm not doing no rock, paper, scissors.
07:15You can hesitate and let somebody do whatever.
07:17I feel like we should put both of them in a hat.
07:19Just put metal or country,
07:20and then whoever picks what is what they do.
07:22No, because why would we even pick
07:24and go back and forth?
07:25No, let's just pick metal.
07:26Y'all, rock, paper, scissors, or a hat.
07:28Girl, this metal battle...
07:33I can't.
07:34Two choices stand before us.
07:37What is going on?
07:39Oh, my God, what does it say? What does it say?
07:43We got metal.
07:44Yeah!
07:46We won. We got what we wanted.
07:48We are doing heavy metal.
07:50We have won the first battle.
07:51You know what? It's fine.
07:53Go ahead with your metal.
07:54But it was nice that y'all was trying to piss over everything.
07:57That's real cute, though.
07:58Ooh!
07:59Girl, we were just cutting up.
08:01Why y'all so serious?
08:02All right, bitches.
08:03Now that that's resolved, let's get it done.
08:05I'm glad, but I know now how ruthless we can get
08:08when it comes down to a make-or-break winning challenge.
08:11Y'all want to take the childish route?
08:13We took the childish route, and we still came out on top.
08:15Now let's fucking kill it.
08:17I'm so happy to be on a team with a hip-hop icon,
08:20Lucy LaDuca.
08:23We're about to knock this shit out.
08:25I know Lucy's a vocalist, Robin is a vocalist,
08:27and Jax is a great dancer, so we're gonna really kill it.
08:30And who do you think actually listens to country music over there?
08:33Ni hao.
08:35Um...
08:37Okay.
08:38Even though we didn't get what we wanted,
08:40I think we're still gonna turn it out.
08:42I feel like we have a very, very strong group.
08:44I want to completely wipe out the other groups.
08:46I want to tear that ass up.
08:47Yeah, especially after.
08:48They probably think that we're already gonna do a bad job
08:50and we didn't get what we wanted.
08:52I fucking can't stand country, like, it's not my team,
08:54so I'm a little bit struggling with my lyrics.
08:56What do you need help with?
08:58Yeah, yeah, do you want help?
09:00I just need a few more seconds.
09:02Okay.
09:03I start, like, feeling a little insecure in the moment,
09:05because I'm like, well, I'm not a country bitch,
09:07I'm not a white bitch, I don't know what the fuck to write.
09:09I'm having a mental brain block right now,
09:11so I'm kind of stressed.
09:13Hello.
09:15Hello.
09:17I feel good going into the recording session.
09:19But and however, my personal worry
09:21is pulling off a hip-hop moment.
09:23This diva is not a rapstress,
09:25but she will be today.
09:28Welcome to the early bird special.
09:30I'm Leland, this is Freddie.
09:32Why don't we get started?
09:33Anitra, you're up first.
09:34Even if you don't have the experience,
09:36you have to feel like a pop star up here.
09:38You are gonna be acting this on stage,
09:40so give yourself something fun and animated
09:42to play into the character.
09:44You need to go from Anitra to Granditra.
09:47Get the fuck off my lawn!
09:50Oh, my God.
09:52Get the fuck off my lawn!
09:55The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
09:57These other stank hoes trying to get real slick.
09:59But if you're talking trash, you're gonna get the stick.
10:01Gonna play when I ain't in heels.
10:04Don't bite ya!
10:10Let's grab it one more time.
10:12I just want to hear you go for it.
10:13Oh, I was going through it.
10:14Yeah, let's go for it.
10:15All right.
10:16Hips giving out, don't do it.
10:18Music, I need to restart.
10:20That's why I wanted to review it.
10:24Robin, do the take.
10:27Stop worrying about embarrassing yourself
10:29and just sing something, Robin.
10:32Uh...
10:33Howdy.
10:35Listen, baby, even though we didn't get metal,
10:36our group is stepping up to the plate
10:38and we're gonna deliver this country...
10:40Ugh, country, whatever.
10:42We're gonna make it work, because that's the challenge.
10:44Marsha, how are you feeling?
10:46I have a resume along a professional theater experience.
10:50I was in Kinky Boots on Broadway for a little bit.
10:52Wow.
10:53I was on the national tour of Hello, Dolly.
10:55Amazing.
10:561, 2, 3.
10:58And we'll be chugging right along until the world ends.
11:05Might be old, but I'm having fun.
11:07Even at 100 lives, just be good.
11:09Yeah!
11:10Ow!
11:11Feeling fine, we don't need men, they waste our time,
11:13and we don't let these boys get us straight.
11:17This is definitely one of my favorite verses.
11:20Selena, think about infusing this track
11:23with all of your personalities.
11:25Even if she's not Southern.
11:27Selena has had some trouble in this competition
11:29to kind of just go with her instinct
11:31and get out of her head.
11:32Channel what you think you know about The Sal.
11:35Okay.
11:36All right, here we go.
11:37When I started to decay, my son, he sent me straight away.
11:40Oh, my God!
11:41Oh, medic!
11:42Oh!
11:43I mean, I think the foundation is there.
11:45Okay.
11:46You better rehearse the hell out of this.
11:50Hi.
11:51Hi, everyone.
11:52Are you feeling rock and roll?
11:53Okay.
11:54You really did pick the toughest song,
11:56because you really have to rise up to the occasion
11:59and just go for it.
12:01After Metal Gate, I know that, like,
12:03all the shady eyes are going to be on us,
12:05and, like, well, let's see what they really do
12:07if they were fighting so hard.
12:08Right now, I feel the pressure of honoring
12:10the heavy metal genre.
12:11One, two, three!
12:13Ooh, ah!
12:14Calling all grannies, put them dishes in the air
12:16Cracking this neck, thank God for medical care
12:18Damn!
12:19That's coming out of Sasha Colby.
12:21I'll be sexy and spicy till the day I drop dead
12:23Osteritis is my middle name
12:25I'm Gramps, not Krebs, come and leave my pain
12:27I'm scared to kind of, like, I don't,
12:29I've never sang like this before,
12:30so I don't know how I can do it
12:32and not, like, scratch or ruin my voice.
12:34We have a very limited amount of time to experiment.
12:36Have no fear.
12:37Okay, okay.
12:38Oh, shit, hold on, sorry.
12:40Aura is nervous AF.
12:43One, two, three.
12:44How dare you look me in the eye
12:46Still get this negative
12:48Enunciate, enunciate, enunciate.
12:50Alive, alive, golden yields alive
12:54Ah!
12:56Okay, you tapped into something.
12:59Yes!
13:00That is a wrap for you guys.
13:02What matters is if you don't bring that energy tomorrow,
13:04it is going to fall flat.
13:06So step your heavy metal pussy up.
13:08Now I'm already thinking, how am I going to choreograph this?
13:11Because watching Aura get nervous,
13:13I can't have that affect the group.
13:22Now it is time for us to figure out
13:24our choreography for our performance
13:26that's going to be in less than 24 hours,
13:28a song that we just recorded in less than 20 minutes ago.
13:32Okay, girls, in our group,
13:34we have performers that perform amazingly individually,
13:37so we really have to put something together
13:39that we can all really shine in.
13:41We want to start the number, like, with four walkers
13:44next to each other, now sway, now sway.
13:46I don't think we all should have walkers, though.
13:48I don't think we all need walkers.
13:50I would love to use a cane for my verse.
13:52From the front, it goes, walker, cane, walker.
13:54Well, no, you don't want to have a walker
13:56because then you have to walk around it.
13:58She's doing the, what is this, the wheelchair thing?
14:00Wait, what are you doing?
14:02Like, what's going on here?
14:04Time is ticking, and they spent the majority of their time
14:07just walking around talking.
14:09Baby, their time is up. It's time for us to go.
14:11Watching the hip-hop girlies is really helpful
14:14because it's showing me what not to do.
14:16Who's ready?
14:18How are we feeling choreography-wise?
14:20Y'all know this is kind of my vibe.
14:23Take the lead, baby.
14:25I really want to see what these bitches got
14:28because they were trying to take my heavy metal,
14:30and I want to see y'all rat-a-tat-tat-tat
14:32with your country selves.
14:34Let's just hope for the worst.
14:36They had that, like, great musical, like, dip on...
14:39And then we go like...
14:41Oh, that was too much.
14:43And then we'll be chugging right along.
14:45Chugging right along.
14:47Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
14:49These country hoes be tapping on my ass.
14:51I'm going to have to make sure this metal
14:53is out of the fucking park
14:55because I really want to win.
14:57Something like that.
15:00Okay, so, rockers aren't really, like, doing choreography.
15:02It's all about energy and popping to the crowd.
15:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:05When you doing heavy metal,
15:07you ain't got to cha-cha-cha slide, hip-hop and bop.
15:09All you got to do is jump around, act a little crazy.
15:18Bitch, y'all fought for this.
15:20No time for golden tears and big faces.
15:24Be yourself, yeah.
15:26All I'm seeing is a little bit of head-banging
15:28and whatever this move is.
15:30It's not giving.
15:32I am worried for the entire group except for Sasha.
15:34Ladies, y'all ready to go?
15:36Y'all got a lot of work to do.
15:38Only to say we got a lot of work to do.
15:40Bitch, don't even get me started.
15:42I am here to win this challenge, boo.
15:44And I'm going to show you why I deserve metal in the first place.
15:46So no amount of trolling that you do
15:48is going to knock me off, okay?
15:54Rockin' on, G.
15:56Oh!
15:58It is time for the golden gal group challenge.
16:00Thank you for being a friend.
16:02Stretch!
16:04This morning I'm definitely in a better space.
16:06We have a little bit more of a game plan
16:08of what we want to do,
16:10so I'm ready to just perform in front of the judges.
16:12We need to age.
16:14I've got a couple years to put on.
16:16Yeah.
16:18We're kind of giving, like, hot bod, but, like, old days.
16:20Isn't that, like, a circus act?
16:22I know that in a few drug clubs.
16:24Sasha, like, we all joke around, like,
16:26how you're, like, the old one and stuff,
16:28but, like, first of all, you're not old whatsoever.
16:30I mean, I take it as a badge of honor.
16:32Like, I know so many trans women
16:34that, like, don't even get to make it to 30, you know?
16:36Like, it's a blessing
16:38to just be able to, like, live your life
16:40and still be kicking.
16:42I definitely come from a place
16:44where we value the knowledge
16:46and wisdom of my older mahu contemporaries.
16:48I learned so much from not just, like,
16:50my drag mom and other aunties,
16:52but also what we've had to go through as queer people.
16:54Like, in Hawaii,
16:56there was this club called The Glades,
16:58and there was, like, trans performers,
17:00drag performers, male performers,
17:02and every Friday, they would get raided by the police.
17:04This is, like, probably in the 60s, 70s.
17:06And back then, when you were in drag,
17:08especially the trans women,
17:10had to wear a button that said,
17:12I'm a boy, because it was illegal
17:14to trick all the military guys and stuff.
17:16And then all the fish girls, like,
17:18would kind of, like, put their hair, like, to hide it,
17:20and all the girls, all the performers,
17:22lock them up for Friday,
17:24then they all just get released on Saturday,
17:26and it's just for being yourself.
17:28But, like, imagine, like, us all getting arrested
17:30every time we finish here. Like, that's insane.
17:32It's crazy when you really put it into that perspective.
17:34It's like, damn, we really are lucky,
17:36and, like, times have really changed.
17:38Like, the fact that this is on such a wide scale,
17:40and it's such a fringe art form,
17:42like, it was made to be unseen by people
17:44because we weren't allowed in mainstream.
17:46And now, look at it.
17:48I was so happy to be there
17:50that I was just so focused on this competition
17:52that it realized, like, wow,
17:54like, I'm here,
17:56and I get to show the world
17:58the happy trans woman
18:00being her authentic self,
18:02not hiding anything.
18:04To be a representative of that
18:06on such a large scale
18:08of a good example of a trans woman,
18:10it's so nice,
18:12and, um,
18:14oh, I'm just so happy.
18:16So happy.
18:20Oh, you look...
18:22lovely.
18:24You know, the challenge
18:26was old ladies, not clowns.
18:28Is that what you went for?
18:30No, that's what you went for.
18:32Malaysia, you were watching me,
18:34and you tried to copy me. Look in the mirror.
18:36Look at me and look at you.
18:38You have blue eyeshadow on your eye. I have silver.
18:40Girl, Malaysia and mistress.
18:42Sometimes I don't know if they're serious.
18:44I'm gorgeous. I am gorgeous.
18:46What are you? You have drag delusion.
18:48Yeah, you got drag confusion.
18:50At this point, I'm playing with Malaysia
18:52because I feel like she really made a big deal
18:54out of nothing, and that's just my way
18:56of showing love. She probably wants
18:58to intimidate me, but it's
19:00not gonna work. I make her day.
19:02Welcome
19:04to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
19:06My dear old friend
19:08Michelle Visage, you know,
19:10you look as young as the day we
19:12met. Oh, thank you,
19:14and thank God for your cataracts.
19:18The hilarious Ross
19:20Matthews. Now, what is your
19:22secret for looking so young?
19:24I hang out with people who are much, much
19:26older than me. Hi, Michelle.
19:28And the
19:30insanely funny Megan Stalter.
19:32Hi, Gay. You're looking
19:34absolutely delicious, and I'm so
19:36excited to be here.
19:38Racers,
19:40start your engines, and may the
19:42best drag queen win.
19:44Welcome
19:46to the shady pines of
19:48Palooza. Put your hands together
19:50for the banjo bitches.
19:52You've got your man.
19:54Well, I got my
19:56girlfriends, and we'll
19:58be chugging right along
20:00until the world ends.
20:02Ends.
20:04Ends.
20:06Oh!
20:08Howdy, folks. Let me give you a
20:10tease. My girls can always count on me.
20:12Never turn my back to a piece of trade.
20:14My life's just a song, so we all get laid.
20:16Been through some things, that's how it goes.
20:18Who said life was a one-woman show?
20:20Might be old, but I'm having fun.
20:22Even at 100, life's just begun.
20:24Looking good and feeling fine. We don't need men.
20:26They waste our time, and honestly, we don't have that much
20:28time left.
20:30Just like our wine, and like our love, we're
20:32just fine, cause we don't let these boys
20:34get astray.
20:36When I started to decay, my son
20:38he sent me straight away. I met these
20:40gals up in the home, and now I don't
20:42feel so alone. When I stop breathing
20:44in my sleep, or when I seem to have lost
20:46my teeth, my girls, they always have my back.
20:48Even if it's out of luck.
20:50Being old is hard, but being
20:52in love is harder. You love a man
20:54for all your life, and then he crunches
20:56in the middle of the night. What do you do when you reach
20:58the end? Look left, look right, you still got friends.
21:00Oh, I love you all so much, I could just
21:02die.
21:04Our hearts might be old,
21:06and yeah, we
21:08might swing low.
21:10We love our
21:12cruise ships,
21:14and who just let it
21:16rip?
21:18You got your money,
21:20I got my girlfriends,
21:22and we'll be chugging right along
21:24until the world ends.
21:26When your man
21:28walks out, and he don't walk back in,
21:30you'll be clutching your pearls,
21:32and I'll have my golden
21:34girls. Yee-haw!
21:36Yee-haw!
21:38Yee-haw!
21:40We just knocked the ball out of the park,
21:42bitch, and at the end of the day, we made
21:44country work, just like we said we would.
21:46This is the Rockin'
21:48OGs!
21:50Rockin' OGs!
21:52Oh-ha!
21:54Oh-ha!
21:56Oh-ha!
21:58Oh-ha!
22:00Oh-ha!
22:02Oh-ha!
22:04Oh-ha!
22:06Oh-ha!
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23:00Oh-ha!
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23:12Oh-ha!
23:14Oh-ha!
23:16Oh-ha!
23:18No time for golden tears
23:22Unless one of us dies
23:26Let's keep, let's keep, let's keep these golden years alive
23:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
23:34Give it up for Old Dirty Bitches
23:36Now sway, sway, not too hard, don't wanna break
23:40Old Dirty Bitch but she's on the beat
23:42Call him menopause cause mama's in heat
23:44I may be 86 but I can slip your discs
23:46Bounce up and down but you know it's high rev
23:48I may be sleep but I got tea to spill
23:50Can't keep it up then you're out of the well
23:52Well, well, well, smack it like well
23:54Just play my grind time
23:56Get back, get back
23:58Make some room, I got cataracts
24:00I don't wanna break, I don't wanna crack
24:02Help me up when I fall on my back
24:04I'm still gonna slay when I ain't in heels
24:06In a wheelchair, rims you wanna steal
24:08Dancing on graves and pushing off daisies
24:10Let me get up and play with these ladies
24:12Older the berry, the sweeter the juice
24:14All the younger men want a chance to let loose
24:16These other stank hoes trying to get real slick
24:18But if you're talking trash, you're gonna get the stick
24:20The trade keeps coming asking me what's up
24:22But they can't take it when I fall and then I can't get up
24:24All I need are my girls and my butterscotch
24:26Wanna know what time it is? Bitch, check the watch
24:28Hips giving out, don't do it like before
24:30Still turn it out, now I'm hitting the floor
24:32Used to drop it hot, now I drop it warm
24:34Baby, did you eat today?
24:36I'll hit you with my purse from the 5th and 10th floor
24:38Just thought I knew a hip so I'm giving more
24:40Just look at my dips, can't get off the floor
24:42Just look at my dips, can't get off the floor
24:44Oh Jesus, I feel like a whore
24:46Kiki on the floor
24:48Ashes keepin' lower
24:50Crinkles getting deeper
24:52Crank it, I'm a heavy sleeper
24:54We don't need no gold
24:56We like to party
24:58Like all the others
25:00But now we know
25:02We don't need to let her down
25:04Baby, the only thing's
25:06Feel like I did
25:08Me, my girls, my golden hips
25:10Sway, sway, sway
25:12Take off, don't play
25:14Now sway, sway, sway
25:16All the dirty bitches
25:18Get the fuck off my line
25:26The world is your runway
25:28Category is
25:30Tie-dye to die for
25:32Anitra
25:34That's tie-dye for
25:36Jacks
25:38You know what they say about big hoops
25:40What?
25:42That you slutty when you're wearing them
25:46Lucy LaDuca
25:48Cruella DeVille, more like Cruella DeChill
25:50Cause you look like you're in the snow
25:56The Robin Fierce
25:58Now she don't get cute
26:00She gets drop-dyed gorgeous
26:02Mistress
26:04Isabelle Brooks
26:06Hey sis, it's Amethyst
26:08She's back
26:10Lux Noir
26:12London
26:14This is the toxic Avenger now
26:16Feel old yet?
26:18Selena Estevez
26:20Well look what the tide washed in
26:22And by tide you mean detergent
26:24Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
26:26Mom always said don't play ball in the house
26:28This never happens when I get balls to the face
26:30Sasha Colby
26:32Yes honey, this bitch is painted
26:34This is what it looks like when I prolapse
26:36Oh dear
26:38Aura
26:40If Hillary would have worn this pantsuit, she would have won
26:42Thank you
26:44For your consideration, Spice
26:46You know what they say about redheads
26:48They'll steal your big green shoes
26:54Malaysia, baby doll
26:56Potts
26:58Somebody call the mover
27:00Jessica
27:02Okay, sure
27:08Welcome queens
27:10This week you performed as groups
27:12But tonight you'll be judged individually
27:14Lucy Laduka
27:16Lux Noir
27:18London
27:20Selena Estevez
27:22Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
27:24Spice
27:26Malaysia, baby doll
27:28You may leave the stage
27:34Now it's time for the judges critiques
27:36Starting with
27:38Anitra
27:40On the runway, I think this is great
27:42Like the girls who I loved in high school
27:44Who always tied their sweatshirt around their waist
27:46You know and had scrunchie on their wrist
27:48That's my type
27:50You had some really fun lyrics
27:52Your energy, fantastic
27:54But you forgot your lyrics a lot
27:56Gotta remember those lyrics when you're doing a lip sync
27:58It's important
28:00Alright, up next we've got Jax
28:02The line, dancing on graves and pushing up daisies
28:04Like I'm gonna get that tattooed to my back
28:06Like it's, it's poetic
28:08The orange jumpsuit, I don't quite get
28:10Cause it just looks like you went to where Donald Trump gets his spray tan
28:14You know that when you start on that stage
28:16It's game time
28:18Ironically tonight, there was a little timing issue
28:20You're always just slightly ahead of the beat
28:22So it threw you off
28:24You are not a chorus girl
28:26Cause there's a certain skill set
28:28To sort of blending in with the other performers
28:30Which is part of the challenge in a girl group
28:32Up next, V
28:34I'm gonna use a word for you
28:36You're not gonna be happy about
28:38Safe
28:40I feel like you're holding back
28:42We lose you
28:44Yeah, I would love to see you push yourself all the way
28:46There's something holding you back
28:48And I don't know exactly what it is
28:50I don't know what it is
28:52I think that I am
28:54Not a gambler
28:56In my life, I've seen people take risks
28:58And it just doesn't work out for them
29:00And I never
29:02Want that for myself
29:04Like I know it works for me
29:06I know what I like
29:08I don't even like trying new foods all the time
29:10I stick to what I know
29:12Yeah, yeah
29:14Here you are in this competition
29:16If you're gonna swing big, this would be the place to do it
29:18So now is the time
29:20Up next, it's Mistress
29:22Isabelle Brooks
29:24As soon as you took center stage
29:26I was like, oh my god, that's a star
29:28You were up there with
29:30Three other great queens
29:32Who were doing a killer job
29:34And you outshone them all
29:36This on the runway is wonderful
29:38You're always painted, you're always done
29:40Side note, when you're back there with Marcia
29:42And she thinks that her makeup is done
29:44Tell her, okay, you're only halfway done
29:46Okay, more
29:48More, more makeup
29:50I'm getting her together
29:52Up next, Sasha Colby
29:54Tonight you went so hard into this
29:56Rock character, it entered the zone
29:58Of just stupid, and we all know
30:00That is our favorite zone to be in
30:02That's
30:04How you play this game
30:06We want to see someone who's fearless
30:08Someone who's willing to go outside of their own box
30:10And you have done that, you look fantastic
30:12Tonight, alright, thank you very much
30:14Thank you
30:16Laura Maiari
30:18This runway look is so sexy
30:20Like, this is what I want to look like on the red carpet
30:22Not that I see the red carpet a lot
30:26Your performance was so good
30:30I could not take my eyes off of you
30:32You were fantastic tonight
30:34Who knew, until tonight, you had that kind of
30:36Power and presence
30:40I have a family at home
30:42That has gone through a lot in the past years
30:44And I'm just really happy that
30:46I get to be here and they get to celebrate this at home
30:48And my dad is proud of me
30:50Wherever he is
30:54Thank you
30:58Thank you ladies, I think we've heard enough
31:00While you untuck in the work room
31:02The judges and I will deliberate
31:06Welcome back ladies
31:08I've made some decisions
31:10Sasha Colby
31:12You're safe
31:16Laura Maiari
31:18Congratulations
31:20You are the winner of this week's challenge
31:24You've won a cash prize
31:26Of $5,000
31:28Thank you so much
31:30Bitch, I just won my first challenge
31:32Damn!
31:34Did you hear that?
31:36Mistress Isabel Brooks
31:38You are safe
31:44Anitra Jax
31:46The Robin Fierce
31:48This week
31:50When judging your charisma
31:52Uniqueness, nerve and talent
31:54We are splitting grey hairs
32:00Anitra
32:02You are safe
32:04Thank you
32:08I love you
32:10Jax
32:12Robin
32:14I'm sorry my dears
32:16But you are both up for elimination
32:18It's time to be the fierce bitch
32:20That I know that I am
32:22I have to stay in this competition
32:26The time has come
32:28For you to lip sync
32:30For your life
32:32Life
32:36Good luck
32:38And don't
32:40Fuck it up
32:42Come on y'all
32:46Come on y'all
33:02Come on
33:10Come on
33:12Come on
33:14Come on
33:20Come on
33:32As much as I love Robin, I gotta send the bitch home.
33:52Beautiful, beautiful, looks like the world out. Feels so good to have a kiss.
34:01Nobody ever made me crazy like this.
34:08In your eyes.
34:17In your eyes.
34:26Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:28Jax, Shantae, you stay. You may join the other girls.
34:39Thank you so much. I love you so much.
34:44Robin, you're a young queen, but you'll be fierce forever. Now, sashay away.
34:56Thank you guys so much.
35:00I love you, Robin.
35:03Darling, win with a smile and lose with a smile. And baby, she's still winning.
35:12I definitely wish that I could have shown a more fun side, a more relaxed side.
35:16But I am happy to have been a part of this drag race journey.
35:21I'm one of the legendary girls now, darling.
35:26Condragulations, queens. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
35:33Can I get an amen up in here?
35:35Amen.
35:36All right, now let the music play.