DRАG RАСЕ S15Е04 (2023)
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00:00I'm gagged that I'm still here y'all you know of course I'm feeling a little
00:26unsure of myself have I ever been funny have I been not
00:29funny this whole time I'm known for my comedic timing so to hear that that's
00:33the one thing that I messed up it's devastating
00:37so guys sit next to me all right bitches y'all are always together how'd it feel
00:41to like work separate from each other I think my group might have got annoyed at
00:44me because I'm used to working with spice and y'all know we're throwing out
00:48ideas we're having fun but then I had to check it in my group because not
00:52everyone works that way I mean I can be a little annoying sometimes I can be too
00:56much but you know what I'm done with apologizing for being too much like
01:00whatever let me own it can I just say congratulations to you
01:06I feel pretty good to have been in the top two I would like to say it's a top
01:14two okay okay so what's the rank I would say third second first I think first
01:23second okay I don't care what luck says I really slayed this challenge and what
01:33I really want is a win okay so it's been a very long day and I definitely want to
01:38get out of this almost winning look I'm sitting pretty on top winning but I feel
01:48like some of the girls are feeling the pressure to be seen I'm telling you
01:52right now don't take you my spot is this what waiting feels like another
02:01day of trauma it's a new day in the workroom and it's a new day of me being
02:06crazy now amethyst I'm curious do you play
02:09baseball because you know three strikes and you're out
02:22ladies when it comes to charisma uniqueness nerve and talent too much is
02:35never enough that is right so for this week's maxi challenge we'll be serving a
02:40double helping of the snatch game did she say snatch game this season snatch
02:55game is gonna be longer thicker and juicier than ever before for the first
03:03time in drag race her Street we'll be playing the game in two rounds with two
03:08different cast of characters now I'm gonna split this snatch game right down
03:16the middle everyone who lined up on the left you'll play in the first snatch
03:20game and everyone who lined up on the right you'll play in the second snatch
03:23game y'all know the rules you impersonate a celebrity that will make
03:28me laugh my yes I do all this shit I don't do impersonation so I'm literally
03:35shaking racers start your engines and me the best drag queens win make it work
03:43signers you know it is a known fact that snatch game happens every season no drag
03:49queen is sure not what are you doing a jam crouch okay who are you doing I'm
03:55Angela poor does it make you nervous that Trinity's already done it before no
03:58cuz she didn't do that kind of a job your words not mine are you gonna do
04:04Dolly because it was such a success no I mean I already showed my daddy and I'm
04:07actually even more so known for my Joan Rivers Joan is an absolute icon and I'm
04:12really staking my name on this so the pressure is on me I feel like I was like
04:17born to be Miley Cyrus and snatch game
04:22sugar what are you doing intranet pop star sensation Trisha Paytas no way and
04:28I know internet people always a bomb into obliviation but you know sugar's
04:32here to change that I'm letting out doing Trisha Paytas for snatch game the
04:35one and only mean Queen intranet troll of our generation no one is safe she's
04:40gonna interrupt everything I know I am taking a risk I'm just hoping it pays
04:43off I'm winning we let the girls have it and now sugar and spice are here to
04:50snatch up snatch game they're in the same group huh yeah it's gonna be a
04:54little bit chaotic with them I can tell yeah who are you doing I'm doing the
05:00coconut water connoisseur Bretman Rocks yes Bretman Rock is a YouTube star
05:06he's just really over-the-top he's Filipino and I could relate to him what
05:11you doing I am gonna be the plus-size diva lesbian comedian Rosie O'Donnell
05:15okay so I'm gonna channel my inner New Yorker who are you doing
05:19Saucy Santana I feel like I could relate to Saucy Santana because he's like very
05:24good bougie if y'all don't know who Saucy Santana is go on your computer and
05:29type in material girl Saucy Santana is a rapper he's very flamboyant and he
05:34represent for the community so I live is this a pregnant tummy yeah who is this
05:39the Virgin Mary yeah BC before Christ like God my take on the Virgin Mary is
05:47a horny virgin not overtly blasphemous but like just enough I don't know I'm
05:53nervous who knows what's gonna happen oh you see God is God is punishing me
06:02oh my god is God trying to tell me not to do the Virgin Mary
06:08live from Hollywood it's the supersize snatch game with your host Ru Paul
06:15welcome everybody let's hear from our contestants now he's been on drag race
06:21for six seasons say hello to Bruno you look great thank you I'm so excited to
06:28be here and you may remember our next contestant as Diesel O'Hara in the
06:33Daytona winds hi Calix hi Ruth are y'all ready to meet our stars I know you are
06:40first up fashion guru Tim Gunn is here what are the fashion trends we should be
06:46looking out for I mean the only fashion trends that I'm looking out for this
06:49season are some Beatles over there next up New York nightlife superstar hello
07:00Amanda Lepore oh I'm so sorry I was answering with my other pair of lips now
07:09it's the other material girl saucy Santana you call me a gummy today gummy
07:15what does that mean self-explanatory no teeth up next it's Rosie O'Donnell hey
07:24report I can see a fellow lesbian in a suit you look sharp next up we have chef
07:33Gordon Ramsay's sister hello hello yeah gorginia
07:39now where are you from I'm from Nevada yes I could hear it in your accent now
07:48we're moving on down to real housewife Karen Huger hello Karen what are you
07:53spending those millions on I mean my marriage is an institution and I have to
07:58keep my husband happy so it's real tight down here oh are you spending the money
08:01on vaginal rejuvenation the lips always need to be on point RuPaul I like the
08:07way you think thank you darling all right let's move on down to someone who
08:10does not need an introduction hello Virgin Mary are you still a virgin of
08:19course oh how dare you no I just save myself for the Lord okay I'm just really
08:25horny listen is that Mary or the Jersey who are Michelle Besson I can't believe
08:29what I'm hearing last from a sweetheart you're right it is
08:33all right y'all are you guys ready to play the game very much ready yes oh
08:39good all right here we go Bruno Candy Muse is coming out with a line of edible
08:44underwear bad news it tastes like blank celebrities go ahead and write your
08:50answers Bruno what say you Candy Muse
08:58all right let's go to our celebrities and see if you've got a match what say
09:02you Tim Gunn well I'm familiar with the work of Miss Muse yeah Candy Muse is
09:07eccentric but sassy professional but profound and most importantly she has a
09:13pretty sloppy list saliva honey okay not a match for you Bruno we're looking for
09:22Candy Muse Gorgina Ramsey
09:27okay so it's board where edible underwear yes yes I guess she wears them
09:33on her beautiful place for food it really is I agree
09:38I've said shite it tastes like shite straight-up shite well not a match for
09:43you Bruno maybe we will find it with Rosie O'Donnell my goodness you look
09:48very femme listen I'm a feminist what can I say let's stop playing games the
09:54shit tastes like nuts I personally don't think I've ever tasted a pair of nuts
09:59that I didn't well Salty Santana's right next to you take a lick very very close
10:06you've played this game before haven't you tax evasion lots of games yeah wait
10:10you've played tax evasion I'm sorry I'm thinking about Abilene Miller oh seeing
10:15sauce he's taking me back I'm seeing lots of imprisonment okay I'm done
10:21playing let's go to the next bitch okay all right coming up next Karen from the
10:25housewives we're looking for Candy Muse I'm ready for my lunch break so I just
10:29wrote ham hocks I'm just surprised that you would come up with something like
10:34ham hocks you know a refined woman like yourself darling I live in Potomac on
10:39the Grand Damme but I am from Surrey County I grew up on a farm well not a
10:43match let's go down to the Virgin Mary are you familiar with Candy Muse
10:48she's a sinner correct yes they taste like the devil okay honey a word of
10:54advice a devil is in a raw edge you mean the details right no look at those
11:00sleeves honey it wasn't me do we need to call a paramedic she didn't even know
11:24she was pregnant so Bruno no points no surprise so Calyx let's see if you can
11:30get one Michelle Visage spent so much time in the UK she's even started to
11:36blank on the left side of the street all right Calyx what say you I'm gonna say
11:42vote she's even started to vote yeah I love it let's start with Amanda well I
11:49would have to say that I don't really know much about miss Michelle Visage but
11:53my hair looks fear yes it does it does really really does not a match you say
12:01what Rosie you can take the whore out of Jersey but you can't take the Jersey out
12:04of the whore that she was caught soliciting on the left side the very
12:09good answer Rosie O'Donnell I know can't help it winner yeah told me she was
12:16replaced by a bitch named Merle Ginsberg I can't help you but I gotta be honest
12:20like the big knockers she made it work designers saucy what say you I said
12:30welcome like a dog walking like a dog she's even starting to walk like a dog
12:34on the left side of the street period I can never keep up with these trends I
12:38thought we were walking the fucking duck
12:43Mary what say you I said Kegel through I've been doing on this whole time to
12:47get the baby out of me oh now we're talking can you can you please I can't
12:54reach you get it it's the Virgin Mary baby you not turn Mary to a freak from
12:58down the street I don't know if RuPaul feeling this you better pray to God you
13:02don't come for you oh that buzzer means that round one is over but we'll be
13:08right back with a whole new batch of celebrities don't go away welcome back
13:14to the second half of the snatch game let's meet our new contestants first up
13:20he's in the pit crew and he's a rocket scientist Bryce is here our next
13:27contestant is from Israel with love awesome is here hello I just love that
13:34little Superman curl you have super juice I love that let's meet our
13:40celebrities please welcome a comedy legend Joan Rivers is here Johnny we
13:47have missed you so much Oh God I had a bit to say go out of you
13:53moving on down holy moly it's televangelist Jan crouch hello pastor
13:59room now Jan do you have a blessing or a prayer for us oh I have a bunch of
14:03prayers for this thing right here up next she has been serving face for
14:13centuries it's the Mona Lisa it was good at me you're good I'm gonna leave so
14:17happy to be here today can you flash me that Mona Lisa smile there you go girl
14:26up next YouTube sensation Trisha Paytas oh my god you're so pretty it's like
14:34looking in a mirror oh you're so kind all right up next we've got the one and
14:39only tan mom hello tan mom I rip all that's not barbecue you smell it it's
14:44me all right let's move on down to a superstar who has been here before put
14:50your hands together for Miley Cyrus what have you learned from being around
14:58so many drag queens let's move on down to a beauty influencer Bretman rock the
15:08real internet sensation Rube your hair is so gorgeous oh thank you so much
15:14what's your beauty regimen it's just some coconut water you know just putting
15:18it in there into the stump oh okay guys are you ready to play the game ready
15:24okay Bryce here is your first question before each show the pit crew stand in a
15:31circle and blank each other see all the celebrities are writing
15:36Joan Rivers he's a rocket scientist I've had a team of rocket scientists
15:39working on this face for years you do amazing amazing work I've been pulled so
15:43many times I put a tampon in my chin all right let's go to Bryce what say you
15:48I say it before they give their answer yes rocket scientist my ass we stand in
15:57the circle and we oil up each other oil up each other let's see if you've got
16:02any matches let's start with Miley Cyrus Miley you've changed well you know what
16:06they say real I got the best of both worlds what say you Miley well I wrote
16:12down my handy-dandy phone finger oh they okay yeah Miley that was not a
16:18match for Bryce over there I let's move on down to the queen of
16:23comedy Joan Rivers now don't we know you as Joan Rivers what's your middle name
16:27that bitch oh my parents hated me they used to encourage me to take candy from
16:33strangers okay it's not gonna be a match but I said they work out with each other
16:38because those bodies don't come easy now the super Jew didn't tell you this but
16:41he also won the Biggest Loser I don't want to say that he was fat but I saw
16:46him put mayonnaise on an aspirin let's move on down to tan mom hi tan mom
16:53I rip off oh my goodness your tan looks great thank you what is yours thank you
16:59now tan mom we are looking for boiling each other up what say you rip off I'm
17:03gonna be honest the pale white color of these cards almost set me off the edge
17:08oh my god that looks like Joan's can you let me fucking finish oh okay so I'm
17:15gonna say tan they tan each other with an oil-based tan no no okay well let's
17:24move on down to mr. rock over there do you know that I'm a singer and songwriter
17:30no I didn't know that but now I do well I actually wrote a song for you okay
17:35let's hear it you're my mother I'm your bitch and together we're the
17:41motherfucking beach oh so I wrote down they're gonna be singing to each other
17:46beach oh let's move on down to the Mona Lisa Mona Lisa what you know they say a
17:54picture speak what is that saying like a picture with a thousand words asshole
18:00Mona Lisa what did you say I can tell that you are a bit of a work of art just
18:06like myself so I believe the pit crew would be painting each other what kind
18:09of paint oil-based paint this one's for you
18:19Glamazonian Airways is spicing up their service the flight attendants don't just
18:24warm your nuts they blank your bags let's say you they tickle your bag they
18:31tickle your bags let's start with Joan Rivers you've flown for years you've
18:37flown Oh many many years and it's been awful every time the only thing that's
18:40worse than flying is that sex with my ex-husband I would say Edgar what part
18:44of me do you find sexiest he'd say I'd rather not find you at all what's your
18:49favorite position he'd say the neighbor's house so now we're looking
18:54for tickle your bags Joan what say you I said Miley's foam finger I just wanted
19:01to make fun of the dumb bitch in the front why is the white girl twerking
19:08they say I'm problematic she's problematic someone cancel her you can
19:12shut it Jesus oh okay the level of unprofessionalism far too much let's
19:26move on down to Trisha I just wrote down Jesus because you know we have a really
19:31special connection if you couldn't tell by looking at me Jesus you are my best
19:37not a match all right let's go to our next question this one is for Bryce Ross
19:43Matthews took a DNA test turns out he's 100% blank glitter let's go to Dan
19:54Crouch we are looking for glitter I do know her brother Ross he has come to the
19:59congregation once or twice that I must say he is a hundred percent a sodomite
20:03oh she really does know Ross all right let's go on down to Miley Cyrus because
20:10we have to Miley what did you say what'd you say Miley I'm sorry it just tastes
20:19so good just like my meemaw's home cooking you know we're country but we're
20:24not like that country where we're like fucking our cousins and stuff like that
20:33okay all right all right mom what do you say the name Matthews rings a bell yeah
20:43I hooked up with a Jimmy Matthews in the back of a long John Silvas once so I
20:46think he's 100% my son let's move on down to Bretman
20:57I wrote down wala akong pake kung anong gagawin nila magcrush man sila wala akong pake sa kanila
21:03it's a match bitch
21:05judges say no that is not a match we actually have some Filipinos in the
21:09judges booth yes putang ina hindi tumatawa si RuPaul
21:15it's over it's over well that's our show that means the winner of snatch game is
21:24science yes it's real it's really wild to see others drowning around here but
21:33we listen to them lyrics honey cuz you didn't listen to Ru
21:43we're the snatch slayers honey it's elimination day and I'm feeling good
21:50about myself which is a change that I needed mistress you could take the
21:55Rocio Donna mug off snatch games over how long have you been out for didn't
22:02come out until after high school which really surprises people because I'm so
22:05out there now but I actually still live in the town that I went to like
22:10elementary and high school and stuff and I'll be walking around my hometown and
22:14I'll be looked at like I don't belong there just like based off of like the
22:19way that you look based off the way I mean you know I like a short short and I
22:21like a crop top yeah you know I remember the first time I was ever called a
22:26faggot I remember it really distinctly I was in sixth grade I remember exactly
22:30who it was I heard teachers in my school join in and making fun of me I used to
22:38just like hope and pray that I could just be normal I just got to a point
22:45eventually after high school I was like I need to start actually living my life
22:50right the only thing that I could do to get people to stop laughing at me was to
22:57get them to laugh with me and so being bullied really helped me to hone in on
23:03my talent for comedy and so now I've been able to take what used to be a
23:08defense mechanism and now I've made a career out of it I think the reason why
23:13I am the way that I am why I wear the crop top and I wear the short short is
23:16because I'm making up for lost time I'm gonna be as gay as they come yeah you
23:19know I mean and with Selena in the room that's really hard I live out loud and
23:25out proud wherever I go I still have people ridicule me the difference now is
23:30that I found my voice welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's drag race she
23:35gives good blank it's Michelle Visage she gives good advice I'm sorry Michelle
23:43not a match style superstar Carson Kressley never met a guy he didn't blank
23:51like oh the correct answer is cornhole when did I have cornhole and the
24:00incredible Amandla Stenberg how's your blank no complaints Ru tonight on the
24:07runway category is beautiful nightmare racers start your engines and may the
24:13best drag queen win
24:19a first Marsha Marsha Marsha today Marsha's getting freaky I'm like a child
24:26nightmare of what the dentist is I'm like come on kids give me your teeth oh
24:31she's a filling Queen darling the thriller video auditions are next door
24:39I'm giving you bride whose husband threw her in the river and drowns her you
24:44better walk that fucking block Malaysia baby doll Fox oh the show ghouls have
24:52arrived I am giving you the living walking beauty dead fantasy I think I'm
24:56still beautiful even did get the flock out of here
25:00mistress Isabel Brooks she was in a terrible accident at the jewelry store
25:04we've got her in a neck brace trying to be just fine they say we eat six spiders
25:09a year in our sleep and those spiders laid some eggs and I'm busting through
25:13and his webs all over me don't be so cagey
25:18Anitra gonna walk that fucking spider I'm stomping down the runway licking
25:23these long spider fingers cuz I just swallowed my husband she is a man-eater
25:28latex me when you get home Selena a city Oh zombie titties baby I sold all these
25:36leather pieces together they'll make it look like human skin I am looking
25:40glamorous as a dead bitch she puts the lotion in the casket Robin fierce I
25:46think she found this look on the dark web I'm glamorously crawling down the
25:51runway with all of my legs and I am feeling like that tarantula bitch that
25:56will murder your husband and you will look at her see she's gorgeous and say
26:00okay Lucy LaDuca I am serving a dragged-out version of Jason Voorhees
26:06from Friday the 13th the judges expect bubblegum pink and big blonde hair but
26:12you never know what to expect from Lucy LaDuca why is she so two-faced Sasha
26:19Colby which please look at this day I look like a Tim Burton special I feel
26:25like the largest broom you've ever seen in life because I'm about to sweep this
26:29motherfucking competition Jax you better see that walk mm-hmm I am walking down
26:37this runway Percy is first I have my snake prosthetic because you know Lady
26:42Voldemort looks good right now oh yes she better Medusa sugar I am
26:46channeling all the creepy porcelain dolls at my grandma's this look would be
26:50nothing without booger you know sugar needs her booger I'm writing spice oh
26:59this is that new dance you know the popping and locking and I thought it was
27:04just polio I'm that doll up in your attic that gives you nightmares I'm
27:09giving you the scarier and spookier version sugar is giving you the more
27:13beautiful version you know I gotta tell you the zombies are getting younger and
27:16younger amethyst oh my gaga it's horror it's theatrics it's gaga and I think I
27:25look amazing this is a period costume
27:31aura Oh vertebrae you stay I'm giving the pain that the sadness and showing
27:41off my acting skills welcome Queens I've made some decisions
27:53Luxe Noir London Malaysia baby doll Fox Anitra Robin Fierce Selena as titties
28:02Sasha Colby Jax amethyst you are all safe you may leave the stage
28:15well it's foam now it's time for the judges critiques starting with Masha
28:23Masha Masha I thought you were absolutely wonderful in snatch game your
28:27impersonation was pretty impeccable so scandalous tonight on the runway the
28:32credit I want to give to you Marsha is I see more makeup on your face you could
28:36take it further I'm not crazy about this outfit you gotta learn how to drag this
28:40shit up you know I'm saying but good job today thank you so much up next
28:45mrs. Isabelle Brooks you can paint the motherfucking house down thank you these
28:51kids better recognize you were Rosie O'Donnell and we're like I'm also Abby
28:56Lee Miller and you just went with it as we kind of bought into whatever you were
29:02selling that is the magic and the key to snatch game you knew when to put in the
29:07jokes and you had I was very impressed I've got my eye on you
29:10thank you mama up next Lucy LaDuca Wow you are really really smart you are one
29:18of the best performances of snatch game I'd ever seen and you were able to
29:21banter to have a little bit of a condescending edge with the other girls
29:25and some of them needed it so thank you this look I love it because it's super
29:30chic a lot of style with a splash of camp so thank you yeah you had me
29:35laughing so hard we all knew Joan and she would be very proud up next sugar so
29:43you were Trisha Paytas Trisha's all about the mukbang so I thought it was
29:47interesting that you had really no food that you were eating she can be pretty
29:50weird like pretty bizarre and so I kind of wanted more of that you had the right
29:55idea which is engage with the room it was just taking the temperature of the
30:00room and knowing when to engage because it came off as being a little bit
30:03interruptive all right up next spice I love that you chose to do an older
30:10Miley I almost wish that you had just dug deeper into that era of Miley you
30:16know first of all you have to have that voice you know she had that voice and
30:19she was a little bit nasal when she talked she had that head cold we gotta
30:25go out go see Rico Danny I don't know what was going on you were beating
30:30yourself on the head with a mallet and it needed more laughs too all right up
30:35next or am I Ari ah this runway look when you turned around you gave us like
30:40this great like pearl clutching gay gasp reveal delicious so you were Bretman Rock
30:46he's so filled with energy and he's so silly and funny and quirky and that was
30:50missing for me it didn't really go anywhere I just wanted you to let loose
30:55a little bit more and have more fun sure thank you ladies I think we've heard
31:00enough while you untucked backstage the judges and I will deliberate
31:07welcome back ladies I've made some decisions
31:11Marsha Marsha Marsha you are safe
31:17mistress Isabelle Brooks you are safe
31:27Lucy LaDuca can we talk contragulations you are the winner of this week's
31:34challenge you've won a cash prize of $5,000 good I deserve it and I need to
31:42let these other girls know that I am the one to watch sugar your snatch was
31:50not on fire spice you came in like a wrecking ball
31:56Aura your runway was beautiful but your snatch game was a nightmare
32:06Aura you are safe you may join the other girls sugar and spice I'm sorry my
32:22dears but you are both up for elimination looking at that crazy bitch
32:27that I popped out of the womb with nothing else matters game is on and we
32:31are gonna give these bitches a show time has come for you to lip-sync for
32:41your life this is not about to be a regular smegular dagular lip-sync for
32:49your life this is about to be a twin sync for your life good luck and don't
32:55fuck it up
33:25what you trying to do to my soul
33:27what you trying to do to my soul
33:29what you trying to do to my soul
33:31what you trying to do to my soul
33:33when everything I had was yours
33:35and now I'm closing all the doors
33:37what you trying to do to my soul
33:39you better run
33:41you better hide
33:43you better leave
33:45from my side
33:47yeah
33:49yeah
33:51what is going on
33:53what is going on
33:55what is going on
33:57what is going on
33:59what are you trying to do
34:01they seem to have choreographed the entire thing
34:03somehow
34:05you better run
34:07you better hide
34:09you better leave
34:11from my side
34:13you better run
34:15you better hide
34:17you better leave
34:19Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:31Spice, Shantae, you stay.
34:42You may join the other girls.
34:49Sugar, you came to this competition with one sister, but tonight you leave here with
35:0015.
35:01Now, sashay away.
35:02Thank you, guys.
35:03We love you.
35:04I love you guys.
35:05You're amazing.
35:06Bye.
35:07Love you.
35:08Bye.
35:09Bye.
35:10Bye.
35:11Bye.
35:12Bye.
35:13Bye.
35:14Bye.
35:15Bye.
35:16Bye.
35:17Bye.
35:18At least they're a funny line, bitch.
35:19This bitch still might be in the competition, but I'm still hotter, better, and everything
35:20in between, bitch, so.
35:24Bye.
35:25That's better.
35:27I'm so grateful for this experience.
35:29It was so fun, and I'm so grateful to have Spice in my life.
35:35And she's so special to me, and I'm going to be rooting her on for the sidelines.
35:41Yay!
35:43Contragulations, ladies.
35:45And remember, if you can't love yourself,
35:47how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
35:49Can I get an amen up in here?
35:50Amen.
35:51All right, now let the music play!