(READ DESCRIPTION) Alternate Versions of Playhouse Video Promos (Part 2)
The Family Film Classics promo was originally uploaded by @matthewbayliss6757. The Great Western Round-Up promo was originally uploaded by @davidsmoviehouseakaferrisb898 (I DON'T SUPPORT HIM AFTER HE SAID THE N SLUR IN HIS CLAYTON CONDO RANT I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES).
0:00-3:30 Playhouse Video's Family Film Classics promo
3:30-6:20 Playhouse Video's Great Western Round-Up promo
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
0:00-3:30 Playhouse Video's Family Film Classics promo
3:30-6:20 Playhouse Video's Great Western Round-Up promo
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
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00:00CBS, Fox and Playhouse Video are happy to present Family Film Classics.
00:06From cartoon favorites that talk to the tiniest of tots
00:09to action adventures for the whole family
00:12and timeless classics that make perfect gifts for movie fans of all ages.
00:1612 films in all, each chosen for their special family appeal
00:21and each specially priced, making Family Film Classics the perfect gift idea for kids from 1 to 92.
00:28We begin with a holiday favorite.
00:30I'm Santa Claus.
00:31Little Natalie Wood doesn't believe this jolly old soul is for real.
00:35Just a nice old man with whiskers like my mother said.
00:38Until she discovers The Miracle on 34th Street.
00:42Story by Valentine Davis, written for the screen and directed by George Seaton,
00:46this Family Film Classic stars Maureen O'Hara, John Payne and Edmund Nguyen.
00:51Speaking of miracles...
00:52Look at that tree. See where it's coming from? Right up out of the cement.
00:56A tree grows in Brooklyn.
00:58The tender story of a young girl raised by a strong-willed mother
01:02and a father whose dreams of a better life are clouded in the shadows of alcoholism.
01:06Starring Dorothy Maguire and James Dunn,
01:09who won the Academy Award for this role for Best Supporting Actor in 1945.
01:14Coming of age can be just as tough in modern day middle America.
01:18Especially if you're in love with someone like her.
01:21But you look like this.
01:23Did you hear about Lucas?
01:27Suicide.
01:28Lucas.
01:29I'm a party animal.
01:30Starring Corey Haim and Charlie Sheen.
01:32On a more magical note, our animation favorites bring out the kid in all of us.
01:37Youngsters will marvel when two of their favorite dolls become living dolls
01:41in Raggedy Ann and Andy, a musical adventure.
01:44What a relief!
01:45Animation and live action combine to make Dodd and Santa Claus a video delight.
01:50He's Father Christmas.
01:52Our fairy tales will have you laughing and singing
01:55from the magic of Leslie Ann Warren in Cinderella
01:58You must leave before the stroke of midnight.
02:01to Larry, Moe and Curly getting slap happy.
02:04That's what you owe me.
02:05in Snow White and the Three Stooges.
02:10We go from fantasy
02:13to the fantastic.
02:15Walter Pigeon and an all-star cast take you into deeper dangers than you ever thought possible
02:21on a voyage to the bottom of the sea.
02:27On a lighter note, there's the campy adventure Five Weeks in a Balloon.
02:31My good man, we have a leaky balloon.
02:33Family Classics goes back down to Earth, way down,
02:37where James Mason and an all-star cast are lost in a maze of darkness,
02:41molten rock and creatures beyond belief.
02:46Journey to the center of the Earth.
02:49Travel to a land down under
02:51for a heart-stopping horse racing
02:53and spectacular photography of the Australian landscape.
02:56Family Film Classics is proud to present Far Land.
03:02Our package wouldn't be complete without the most popular Christmas carol of all time.
03:07Which is why I have come to see you, Ebony the Scrooge.
03:13Scrooge.
03:14You're a funny-looking little creature.
03:15A timeless classic starring Albert Finney, Sir Alec Guinness and the host of All-Star Ghosts.
03:21CBS, Fox and Playhouse Video are proud to present Family Film Classics.
03:31Listen up, folks, because environments at Playhouse Video
03:34have lassoed the best night-and-burn collection of cowboy movies you've ever laid eyes on.
03:40It's our Great Western Roundup and it's jam-packed.
03:44Gunfights, smooching and the greatest collection of stars ever to ride the range.
03:49Oh, yeah?
03:51Yes, it's a cast of thousands.
03:54I mean, hundreds?
03:56How about one little, two little, three little Indians?
04:00Burt Reynolds is sore as hell at Jim Brown.
04:03If you've got to kill him, why don't you let me have him?
04:06Raquel Welch wants revenge.
04:08They should have killed him.
04:09And we'll stop at very little.
04:12100 Rifles.
04:14Gary Grimes wants to hit the dusty trail.
04:17There's one big cowboy.
04:19More than anything, Mr. Culpepper.
04:21To prove to Billy Greenbush he's a man.
04:24Well, that's one thousand and fifty, boy.
04:26When he earns a summer job with the Culpepper Cattle Company.
04:31They killed him.
04:33Jesse did?
04:34Yeah, shot through the back when he wasn't looking.
04:38There's no other way they could have got Jesse.
04:40And Henry Fonda is mad enough to return.
04:44Good hunting, Frank.
04:46In the return of Frank James.
04:49You don't say. I didn't even know he was feeling poor anymore.
04:52This ornery fella sure is thirsty for blood.
04:56Because Richard Boone, Stuart Whitman, and Tony Franciosa are old cow hands on the Rio Conchos.
05:04Billy, you got any other bright ideas?
05:06It doesn't spur him enough.
05:08I wrote it, though. I wrote it clean.
05:11And this young Indian is capable of amazing rodeo feats.
05:15But he has reservations about the ways of the white man Richard Widmark.
05:20When the legends die.
05:23This guy's hot for a story.
05:25It's no story. Everybody knows about it.
05:28But the other guy's really good with secrets.
05:31You got my word.
05:32It's Sonora or Bust.
05:34When Jim Brown, Lee Van Cleef, Fred Williamson, Catherine Spock, Jim Kelly, and Barry Sullivan take a hard ride.
05:42You're bluffing.
05:43No. Two young outlaws are in the formative years just trying to polish their skills.
05:50William Catt and Tom Berringer star in Butch and Sundance.
05:54The early days.
05:59Sorry, Butch.
06:00Sorry.
06:01Yep, it's the best darned Butch and the shoot-'em-ups you've ever seen.
06:05Great Western titles with great Western stars.
06:08So saddle up and mosey on down to your favorite video saloon.
06:13And rustle up a good old time for Playhouse Video's Great Western Roundup.