Alternate Versions of Playhouse Video Promos (Part 1)
The Muppet Home Video promo was originally uploaded by @GregoryDiBruno (the VHS covers were added in by them). The Shirley Temple Collection promo was originally uploaded by @commercialspreviewstrailer350.
0:00-6:45 Muppet Home Video promo
6:45-10:58 The Shirley Temple Collection promo
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
0:00-6:45 Muppet Home Video promo
6:45-10:58 The Shirley Temple Collection promo
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
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00:00It's drama.
00:03What are you guys doing?
00:04Pigs are taking over the show!
00:06Yeah!
00:07You'll never get away with this!
00:09It's music.
00:10Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:16It's romance.
00:18Let me take you away from all this.
00:20A marriage made in heaven, a frog and a pig.
00:23We could have bouncing baby pigs.
00:25It's time to play the music!
00:27It's time to light the light!
00:29It's time to meet the Muppets!
00:33It's Muppet Mania.
00:35First, it's the Muppet Review.
00:37Kermit and Fozzie recall their most memorable moments
00:40with all your favorite characters.
00:42The Swedish Chef.
00:43It's good and useful.
00:45Good and useful.
00:51Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
00:53Is there a ghoula in here?
00:55Along with Paul Williams, Harry Belafonte, and Rita Moreno.
00:58And, of course, Miss Piggy and the rest of the gang.
01:07And the continuing story of a love so true,
01:10a love that's withstood the test of time.
01:13The Kermit and Piggy Story.
01:18I'm mad about that frog.
01:25Join Raquel Welch, Loretta Swit, Tony Randall, and Cheryl Ladd
01:30as they celebrate the love story of the century.
01:33And for the kid in us all,
01:35it's children's songs and stories with the Muppets,
01:38featuring John Denver, Julie Andrews, Brooke Shields, Twiggy, Charles Aznavour.
01:44And sing along with Judy Collins.
01:46I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
01:51I guess I'll die.
01:59Then it's musical madness with rock music with the Muppets.
02:03Jam with Alice Cooper, Linda Ronstadt, Deborah Harry, Ben Vereen, Helen Reddy, Leo Sayre, Paul Simon, and many others.
02:13Followed by a zany review of Muppet Treasures from Gonzo's Identity Crisis.
02:19Who are you?
02:20The biggest fool that ever hit the big time.
02:24To Miss Piggy's outer space crisis.
02:27Are you out of your mind?
02:31Join Paul Simon, Buddy Rich, Loretta Lynn, Peter Sellers, Zero Mostel, and Ethel Merman in Muppet Treasures.
02:42Then hook up with Gonzo and the gang.
02:45I tell you, this is the weirdest thing we've ever done on this show.
02:49As he recalls some fun-filled moments with his friends Gene Stapleton, Tom Deloise, Madeline Kahn, Vincent Price, Julie Andrews, and John Cleese.
03:00Which one are you?
03:02I'm the ugly, disgusting one who catches cannonballs.
03:05In Gonzo Presents Muppet Weird Stuff.
03:09Don't fret none, cause that ain't all.
03:12Country music with the Muppets rounds up everyone's favorite singers for a hoot of a time.
03:17Sing along with Loretta Lynn, Mac Davis, Roy Clark, Johnny Cash, Crystal Gale, Roger Miller, John Denver, and that down-home duo Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
03:32And then the fun continues when Fozzie Bear takes you back on a trip to remember when.
03:48This is a scrapbook of my comedy triumphs.
03:51Fozzie performing.
03:53A rabbit out of a hat. One, two, three, presto!
03:56Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
04:00Fozzie as a lover.
04:02Fozzie as Miss Piggy.
04:04Give us a little kiss, pork chop.
04:06Yes! Fozzie, come on, no sir!
04:10There's dancing.
04:11Himbo. Everybody himbo.
04:15There's singing.
04:16Ah, the plumber, where do you come with the dust of a sling?
04:30There's mishaps and mayhem. It's all fun and frolic.
04:34You'll love to reminisce along with Fozzie and his friends, Raquel Welch, Beverly Sills, Milt and Burl, in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.
04:43Now that's comedy!
04:46Then in Rolf's Rhapsodies with the Muppets, you'll swing with Rolf and Fozzie.
04:51A chorus of moppy Muppets.
04:53R-A-G-T-M-O-P-P-R-A-G-M-U-P.
04:56And an assortment of fruits and vegetables.
04:59Oh, I love my vegetables!
05:01How are you, cabbage?
05:02Oh, getting ahead.
05:04How's the artichoke?
05:06Singing my heart out.
05:08They'll serenade you.
05:10Party, big boy, if it's the chattanooga choo-choo.
05:19And they'll cry the blues.
05:21You've got a lot of soul, honey.
05:23Well, you're just one big hill.
05:26And above all, they'll leave you tapping your toes and stomping your feet.
05:31When they're joined by George Burns, Marissa Berenson, Steve Martin, Petula Clark, and Peter Sellers.
05:40Now that's my kind of art.
05:43Rolf's Rhapsodies with the Muppets.
05:48Finally, it's time for a little spring cleaning as Kermit and Fozzie dig out some classic Muppet moments.
05:54You know what this is?
05:56It's a saxophone and a bomb.
05:58Otherwise known as sax and violin.
06:01Witness historical moments.
06:03When you've been stood up for 4,000 years, you're glad to see anybody.
06:08Hysterical moments.
06:10Hello!
06:12Breakthrough medical moments.
06:14What happened to the rest of them?
06:15Maybe he got cold feet.
06:18And tropical moments.
06:28Pearl Bailey, Bernadette Peters, Lena Horne, Zero Mostel, Andy Williams, and Liza Minnelli.
06:36All agree it's time for Muppet moments.
06:39So join us for the one, the only, the Muppets.
06:45She's had more birthday parties than any kid in history.
06:49I'm not a kid, I'm a girl, and today is my birthday.
06:53She's lost more parents than any star in the movies.
06:57Really? Are they ever going to see Morgan again?
07:00I don't believe it. He isn't dead. He isn't.
07:05You mean my mother cracked up too?
07:16She's been called...
07:20Here comes Star!
07:25She's just like a little princess, isn't she? That's what she is, a princess.
07:29She's Curly Top, Shirley Temple, and she's back with an expanded collection.
07:34Nine new films to complete your Shirley Temple library.
07:38Oh, it's the best. It's the best ever.
07:421989 is the year to celebrate the magic of Shirley Temple.
07:46All the songs...
07:48Good morning, good morning, nature has a morning song.
07:54Dance and charm that may earn the most collectible star ever.
07:59The collection begins with the best classic Shirley Temple films.
08:03America's depression near gloom is cast aside as the nation joins Shirley in stand up and cheer.
08:10Well, Shirley Temple, throughout the nation, the people are happy again. We're all in the red!
08:15Next, Shirley's dancing her way into everyone's heart and onto everyone's rooftop in Baby Take a Bow.
08:22Come on, baby. Take a bow.
08:27Mother's going away for a little while. When she comes back, she won't be married to daddy anymore.
08:33Well, you'll be very cute, Mommy.
08:35Running away to escape the breakup of her family, it's Our Little Girl.
08:40Though they employ two flies, I'll be a pilot, too.
08:47Shirley's in for a high-flying adventure and down-to-earth fun in Bright Eyes.
08:53And it's off to the rugged coast of Maine to fight a wicked truant officer.
08:58Oh, please, Cap, don't let them take me away.
09:01Why are you waving? Take her!
09:03Join Shirley in Captain January.
09:06Next, it's Far Eastern Adventure.
09:09You see, the Colonel said we're happy, little girl.
09:12Well, I'm going to have to send a soldier.
09:15Well, I decided to be one.
09:17Then they'd be like me.
09:19It's about face. Forward March.
09:21For Rudyard Kipling's Wee Willie Winkie.
09:24Screenplay by Ernest Pascal and Julia Josephson.
09:27Directed by John Ford.
09:29This little girl was the only survivor of the wagon train.
09:32The Wilds of Canada sets the stage for a tale of war and peace.
09:39Randolph Scott is featured in Susanna of the Mounties.
09:43Is there a bluebird of happiness?
09:46What a stupid girl you are.
09:49Don't you know that the bluebird means happiness?
09:52Shirley sees the light and follows it to the end of the rainbow in The Bluebird.
09:58My wish is that my father will come back for sure.
10:01War tears a family apart.
10:04I've had enough of it. You must realize once and for all that your father is dead.
10:07Don't you say that. He's not dead. He's not.
10:10And you can't stop me from looking for him either.
10:13And Sarah searches for her missing father in the turn of the century classic, The Little Princess.
10:19And that's not all.
10:21Add these new films to the list of already released temple classics.
10:25Temples, Curly Top, Heidi, Just Around the Corner, The Little Colonel, Little Miss Broadway, The Littlest Rebel,
10:34The Poor Little Rich Girl, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, and Stowaway.
10:40It's the best of Shirley Temple.
10:42That's the most wonderful thing I've ever seen.
10:45The complete collection, specially packaged to compliment any video library.
10:50So sail off on the good ship Lollipop with the Shirley Temple Video Collection.
10:55Only from Playhouse Video.