Treasure Island!/ A Funny Mini Movie

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00:00Yo-ho! And a bottle of brew!
00:02Oh!
00:04Oh my gosh! Are you okay?
00:06Well, a parrot ate a cracker?
00:08I don't know. This is New England. Not a lot of parrots around here. Do they?
00:11They do indeed! And I'm okay. Just give me a minute.
00:15Sure I can't give you a hand?
00:17Ah, could ya?
00:19A hand would be great.
00:21Ah! I'm sorry.
00:23I'm okay. I just need a rest. And I've had quite a journey.
00:27Pirates, buried treasure, typhoons, sharks, etc. etc.
00:33Whoa! Really?
00:35Yeah! Grrr! And now I need a place to lie low. Hideout!
00:39Ooh! Are you hiding from pirates?
00:42Yes, I am!
00:44Cool! Well, you can hide out here as long as you want.
00:48We got a bed and breakfast upstairs.
00:50Great! And could ya hide my truck? Back there ought to work just fine.
00:54Sure thing! It looks like a treasure chest.
00:57Yo-ho-ho! What a monocore!
01:02And that's how I met the sea captain. After that, my life changed forever.
01:08Pretty soon, everybody in town was friends with the sea captain.
01:12For somebody who was hiding out, he sure did a lot of talking.
01:16He told all kinds of wild stories, like time.
01:20Got my head bitten off by a vicious barracuda.
01:23Hey! I fought off a shark with one hand! Not today, hammerhead!
01:29And then there was the sea captain's number one hit.
01:32The time I found Captain Flint's treasure map, I was on the run from Long John Silver.
01:39You know Long John Silver, right?
01:41Yes!
01:42He's got a penguin and a hoof hair and an eye patch.
01:47And thank goodness for that patch, because his one eye is the evilest eye you ever saw!
01:53If you had two evil eyes, one look from him, and he'd strike you dead!
02:00And get this, he even has a path that sits on his shoulder.
02:04Okay, so, back to the treasure map, did you find the treasure?
02:08No, sadly, I never got the chance.
02:11Long John Silver chased me halfway around the globe!
02:14Try to get that map.
02:16Is Long John Silver still chasing you?
02:18I reckon he is. If he ever shows up here, well, old Jimmy's gonna give me the signal.
02:24Yeah, like this.
02:32Arr, that's a good signal.
02:34And lickety split, I'll be gone.
02:36And then I'll go find the treasure.
02:38The old rubies, diamonds, you name it!
02:40Pearls?
02:41Yeah.
02:42Sapphires?
02:44For sure.
02:45Chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil?
02:48Probably.
02:49Wow!
02:50I don't know how to follow through!
02:53La la la la la!
02:55Every day with the sea captain was full of tall tales and excitement.
02:58But then, one day, the sea captain got sick.
03:02So sick, in fact, that he couldn't get out of bed.
03:05So sick, he couldn't go on any new adventures.
03:08That's when he told me to open the trunk.
03:11He said there was something special in there.
03:13He said...
03:14When you find it, you'll know what to do.
03:16My time is up, little buccaneer.
03:19This is your story now.
03:22Eww, some dirty socks.
03:28Hello?
03:30Ahh!
03:32Ahh!
03:35What's this?
03:38Holy macaroni!
03:40It's the treasure map!
03:42But to find a treasure map and have absolutely no idea what to do about it...
03:46Well, that just doesn't feel so good.
03:49And, as bad luck would have it, guess who showed up?
03:54Peg Leg?
03:55Hook Hand?
03:56Eye Patch?
03:57Evil Eye?
03:58Shoulder Pad?
03:59Squawk?
04:00Long John Silver's here!
04:01Squawk?
04:02Make way for Long John Silver!
04:04Time for the signal.
04:05Ahh!
04:07Woo!
04:09Woo!
04:17Yeah...
04:20But then, I remembered that the sea captain was gone.
04:23This was my fight now.
04:25I had to be brave.
04:27Oh, hi.
04:29What's up?
04:30Can I help you with something?
04:31Yes, I think you can.
04:34Has an old sea captain been through these parts?
04:37Perhaps dragging a trunk that looks like a treasure chest?
04:41A hook for a hand?
04:43Like this?
04:45Let me think...
04:47Uh...
04:49Yeah, nope, that doesn't sound familiar.
04:51Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my cat.
04:55She's lying! She's lying!
04:57Liar, liar, pants on fire!
04:59What?
05:00No!
05:02The sea captain.
05:04He has my treasure map.
05:06I want it back.
05:07Alright, one moment.
05:19What's that say?
05:21Need help?
05:23I've got your back.
05:25Selina Garns, attorney at law.
05:27The shot!
05:32Hi.
05:34I need some help.
05:36Long story, but here goes.
05:38So I met the sea captain.
05:40I thought maybe he was a pirate.
05:42But he wasn't.
05:44He was just a regular sea captain.
05:46But he was running from a real pirate.
05:48A treasure map, huh?
05:50That leads to real treasure?
05:52Yeah.
05:54Hmm.
05:56I can work with that.
05:5810% of the cut, plus expenses.
06:0110% of the cut, plus expenses, and I'm in.
06:03So Selina Garns, attorney at law.
06:05Helping charter a boat.
06:07I found a boat captain.
06:09And a crew.
06:11We even went shopping for some new pirate-y treasure hunting duds.
06:17And then we were off.
06:19Sailing away from home.
06:21And headed out into the great wide open.
06:25Setting sail on our maiden voyage.
06:27Heading down to the sunny tropics to get some treasure in.
06:37Now I'm seasick.
06:39Once I got my sea legs,
06:41I went for a little looky-loo around the boat.
06:49That's when I heard something interesting.
06:52Ooh.
06:54I think that's a whale.
06:56But not that.
06:58This.
07:00Listen.
07:02So L.J.S. is on his way.
07:04As soon as we get to Skeleton Island,
07:06we'll mutiny.
07:08And then we'll take the treasure.
07:12Mutiny?
07:14That doesn't sound good.
07:16Wait, what does that mean?
07:18I better go ask the captain.
07:20But wait a second.
07:22Who's L.J.S.?
07:24It's not...
07:26Long John Silver says
07:28these guys don't know nothin' about pirate stuff.
07:30They'll be total pushovers.
07:34Long John Silver.
07:36I should've known he was gonna chase after us.
07:40Uh-oh.
07:42This is not good.
07:44So off I went to find the captain.
07:46Captain!
07:49Captain Smallish!
07:51Captain!
07:53Captain!
07:57Captain!
08:01I'm glad I found you.
08:03You better hear this.
08:05I overheard the other three guys
08:07saying that Long John Silver,
08:09the pirate,
08:11is chasing us.
08:13And when we get to the island,
08:15we're going to mutiny.
08:17Treasure?
08:19By the way, what does mutiny mean?
08:21It's when a ship's crew
08:23takes over and asks the captain
08:25to pull them off.
08:27What's ask mean?
08:29It means to get rid of.
08:31That's not good.
08:33Right.
08:35So what do we do?
08:37We play it cool.
08:39Okay.
08:41So like, wear sunglasses
08:43and say things like,
08:46No, we actually welcome
08:48to this loud number.
08:50You can play for
08:52literally two weeks.
08:54So we play it cool,
08:56but in the meantime,
08:58we'll make a plan.
09:00Okay, so the plan
09:02is to make a plan. I like it.
09:04They're hella close to Long John Silver.
09:06I mean,
09:08he's probably way
09:10behind us.
09:12There may be
09:14Giddy up!
09:16Let's go!
09:18That treasure map will be mine
09:20in no time!
09:22Ha ha ha!
09:24Giddy up! Giddy up!
09:26Ha ha ha!
09:28Back on our ship,
09:30we were still hatching our plan.
09:32Hey, no one ever said
09:34treasure hunting would be easy.
09:36Okay, so when
09:38we land on the island,
09:40let's tell the bad guys
09:43we're gonna split up.
09:45Then we run and get the treasure.
09:47Hop on the boat,
09:49and hightail it outta there.
09:51Ah!
09:53Hey, we're making lemonade.
09:55Y'all want some?
09:57No, thank you though.
09:59Alrighty.
10:01Sheesh, that was close.
10:03Okay, back to the plan.
10:05So we split up.
10:07We should be ready
10:09for battle at all times.
10:11Hey,
10:13what's up?
10:15Hey, sorry
10:17to interrupt.
10:19We're running low on toilet paper.
10:21Just wanted to give you a heads up.
10:23Okay, okay, good to know.
10:25Thanks.
10:27Weesh,
10:29I think this boat is too small
10:31for secrets.
10:33So, what were we saying?
10:35Now let's not forget the other big threat.
10:37What if Long John Silver
10:40catches up with us at sea?
10:42They're sure to have
10:44all kinds of fighting things.
10:46Swords, bows and arrows,
10:48water balloons, cannons.
10:50Ah!
10:52He's here!
10:54He's here!
10:56Long John Silver, he's here!
11:02One, hurry, get up!
11:04Two!
11:06You're gonna love
11:08a fight if you want to.
11:10In case you could pretend
11:12you're actually bad guys.
11:16Check out all our swords
11:18and stuff. We're total baddies.
11:20Don't show
11:22them the secret sword stash.
11:24Oops, sorry.
11:26Um, so,
11:28really, what's the plan now?
11:30We can sue them for
11:32damages and psychological
11:34distress.
11:37Or we could try to steer the ship
11:39out of the line of fire.
11:41Yeah, you do that.
11:43I'll think on how to get rid of these two.
11:55Hey, I changed course.
11:57How's that?
11:59Just turn the caddies
12:01towards them.
12:03Um, Captain?
12:05It might be a little bit
12:07later, but...
12:13Lanto!
12:15Lanto! Lanto!
12:17Squawk!
12:19Ha! They crashed!
12:21Also, look! We've reached Skeleton
12:23Island! Woohoo!
12:25I'm just gonna sail to the other
12:27side of the island before we
12:29disembark. Good thinking.
12:31I'd like to
12:34avoid Long John
12:36if we can.
12:38Um,
12:40but what about
12:42these guys?
12:58Oh, I almost
13:00forgot!
13:04Whoa!
13:16Well, that was easy.
13:18You saved my life!
13:20Now she'll learn to do that.
13:22Guess I picked up a thing or
13:24two from the sea captain.
13:30Just need a little bit more practice.
13:34So,
13:36let's see.
13:38According to this map,
13:40the treasure
13:42is...
13:44Um...
13:46Captain
13:50North
13:52Two Stars.
13:54Over that way.
13:56That way!
13:58Well, okay then.
14:00I guess the captain would have a
14:02good sense of direction.
14:06Uh, yeah.
14:08Sorry, guys.
14:10I think the map is
14:12upside down.
14:18Ah!
14:20Boogs just landed on me!
14:22Ah!
14:24Ah!
14:26Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:31You know what?
14:33I'm just going to hang by the ship.
14:35You know, keep watch.
14:37You should know bad guys take it.
14:39Good thinking.
14:43Ah!
14:45See?
14:47There?
14:49Uh, I...
14:51I think they're everywhere.
14:53Wait,
14:55what's that sound?
14:57Sounds like
14:59a kookaburra.
15:01Really?
15:03I don't know.
15:05I've just always wanted to say kookaburra.
15:07Any luck with that map, captain?
15:09I think we go
15:11that way.
15:13Ah!
15:15Ah!
15:17Sinking sand!
15:19I bet you this is
15:21a booby trap set to keep us away
15:23from the treasure.
15:26Classic pirate's joke.
15:28That must mean we're close.
15:30Cool! Let's go.
15:32Uh, captain?
15:38Don't move.
15:40Good boy.
15:42Yep, just
15:44sniff and move along.
15:46Nothing to see here.
15:52I'm getting out of here!
15:54Get out of here!
16:04Take that, pirates!
16:08Okay,
16:10let's go.
16:12Yeah, booby traps
16:14won't work on us.
16:20Ow!
16:24Ow!
16:26Maybe
16:28let's try another direction this time.
16:30Roger that.
16:36Okay, as soon as
16:38we change direction,
16:40we heard this.
16:42Ah!
16:48Huh?
16:54I think he wants food.
16:56Oh!
17:02Got some cookies!
17:08Oh, that was
17:10scrumptious.
17:14Please do pardon my behavior
17:16before I was simply ravenous.
17:18I've been living off grubs
17:20and worms.
17:23How long?
17:25I've lost track of time.
17:27I guess it's been about
17:29three years, four months,
17:31two weeks, and six days.
17:33So almost three years,
17:35four months, and three weeks,
17:37give or take.
17:39Oh, wow.
17:41How'd you end up here?
17:43Shipwreck? Balloon mishap?
17:45I was captured at sea by pirates
17:47then abandoned here.
17:49Can you believe that?
17:51We were actually chased here by
17:53Long John Silver.
17:55No!
17:57Yes, do you know him?
17:59He's the one who captured me.
18:01He's the gnarliest, crustiest,
18:03meanest, stinkiest
18:05pirate there ever was.
18:07Yeah.
18:09We have a treasure map
18:11and he followed us all the way here
18:13to get it.
18:15Captain Flint's treasure?
18:17Yeah.
18:20Come on, man.
18:22Don't be a farty pooper.
18:24Why would you say that?
18:26That treasure is cursed.
18:28Cursed?
18:30Cursed!
18:32Okay, well, can you explain?
18:34Like, what kind of curse?
18:36Like, whoever finds it
18:38will turn into a frog
18:40and then it's just fine
18:42until every prince and queen
18:44before he's dead will pop in
18:46at midnight.
18:48No way! Worse!
18:50Okay, so what is it?
18:52I tell you, anyone
18:54who seeks the treasure
18:56is cursed
18:58to the point of despair.
19:00What does that mean?
19:02Well, look at me.
19:04I thought I would find the treasure
19:06but I got captured by pirates
19:08who love to eat grubs
19:10and worms.
19:12That doesn't necessarily mean
19:14there's a curse.
19:17Maybe you're just so lucky.
19:19Well, your friend the sea captain
19:21didn't seem so lucky either.
19:23That's true.
19:25Or Long John Silver.
19:27I mean,
19:29his ship just crashed.
19:31Yeah.
19:33And we got rained on
19:35by cannon fire
19:37that went up to our neck
19:39and you almost got gobbled up
19:41by an anteater.
19:43These are all good points.
19:45Yes.
19:47Sea cursed!
19:49But wait, you said that anyone
19:51who looks for the treasure
19:53is cursed?
19:55Yes, indeed.
19:57Well, we already started looking
19:59so I guess we're already cursed.
20:01Might as well keep going.
20:03Am I right?
20:05Yeah.
20:07Why not?
20:09Well, I've got nothing to lose.
20:11So let's keep going.
20:14Let's get some treasure.
20:16Which way should we go?
20:18How about
20:20that way?
20:26Gotcha.
20:28These guys again?
20:30I'll just whip out my sword
20:32and do some fierce
20:34pointy jabs
20:36and they'll go running back
20:38to Long John Silver.
20:40Oops.
20:46It was scarier last time.
20:48Yeah.
20:50I didn't have much time to practice.
20:52Well, looks like
20:54we have all the swords
20:56so don't just do as
20:58we say. Got it?
21:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:02So, what are we doing?
21:04Working the plant?
21:06You need a ship to do that.
21:09You're gonna give us that
21:11treasure map.
21:13The treasure map? Never.
21:15Give it. No way.
21:17Come on.
21:19Please.
21:21Keep dreaming. Hand it over.
21:23I'll eat it before I
21:25give it to you.
21:27Oh yeah? Yeah.
21:29Well, do it then.
21:31Okay.
21:39Oh.
21:45Delicious.
21:47You didn't have to actually do it.
21:49Neither did I.
21:51Yeah, me neither.
21:53Now it's next level.
21:55Oh.
21:57Help. Oh man.
21:59How are we gonna find the treasure
22:01now? Spit it
22:03out. Never.
22:05Help. Well then,
22:07you're coming with us. Where?
22:09To love
22:11John Silver.
22:13No. Not him.
22:15You know him?
22:17Yes. I'm his former
22:19prisoner. Great.
22:21I'm sure he'll be happy
22:23to see you again.
22:25Now chop chop.
22:27Let's go. See?
22:29I told you
22:31my friend.
22:33We're cursed.
22:36This situation is not ideal.
22:38But we'll turn it around.
22:40You see,
22:42I'm an optimistic
22:44person.
22:46I look on the bright side of life.
22:48The sunny
22:50side.
22:52You
22:54were
22:56saying?
22:58That everything's
23:00gonna be okay.
23:02I'm gonna look on the bright
23:04side. Through
23:06lemons is a lemonade.
23:08Et cetera. Et cetera.
23:10Give me that treasure
23:12map. I know
23:14you have it.
23:16Ha ha.
23:18Ha ha.
23:20Ha ha. What's so
23:22funny? I love
23:24to give you the treasure map.
23:26But I can't. You can't?
23:28You can't. You
23:30can't. It's impossible.
23:32Then why is that?
23:34So, she, uh,
23:36ate it.
23:38She ate it? You can't?
23:40You can't. You can't.
23:42Would you quit repeating
23:44everything? Let's quit repeating
23:46everything. Huh? Oh, forget
23:48it. Forget it. Forget it.
23:50We were all like,
23:52what? What?
23:54Alright, spit it out.
23:56Never.
23:58Then I'll just have to
24:00make you spit it out.
24:06And so operation
24:08get the treasure map began.
24:10First, they fed me
24:12terrible flavor combos
24:14like tuna salad
24:16topped with hot fudge.
24:18Cake pops
24:20frosted with ranch
24:22dressing. Gross.
24:26No.
24:28Toothpaste.
24:30Orange juice.
24:40Why? Why is it the worst taste
24:42in the world?
24:44But the smorgasbord of
24:46yuckiness didn't do the trick.
24:48So they told me to spit it out.
24:54Now smell this suck.
24:58Finally, they sent me
25:00afloat to let my sea sickness
25:02take over.
25:04Oh.
25:06I could feel the grody food
25:08commingling with the
25:10old crusty treasure map
25:12in my belly.
25:14And the raft just kept bobbing
25:16and my head was spinning
25:18and...
25:20Excuse me.
25:28He got the map.
25:30Your
25:32treasure map, sir.
25:34Oh. That treasure
25:36map. That pink sauce
25:38smudgy. That's just
25:40great. That's just great.
25:42That's just great. But meanwhile
25:44I was just out there
25:46floating, drifting further
25:48and further away.
25:50Hey.
25:52I can't swim.
25:54Hey.
25:56Captain Smallish.
25:58Beardy Guy.
26:00I'm sorry I didn't get
26:02your name, but please.
26:04Oh.
26:06Phew.
26:08Hey. Maybe it's someone
26:10here to rescue us.
26:12Yeah. I meant to leave a
26:14signal for help and then
26:16this ship full of good guys
26:18showed up to rescue us.
26:20Hey.
26:22Down here.
26:24Look.
26:28They'll pull you up.
26:30Yes. I knew it.
26:32We're saved.
26:34Oh. I hope they have some ginger ale up there.
26:42Hi.
26:44My name's Jenny.
26:46Hello. My name is
26:48Captain Foxy.
26:50Hi.
26:52Come on.
26:54Pleased to meet you, Captain.
26:56That's my friend's name, too.
26:58Anyway, you came
27:00just in the right time.
27:02The super scary pirate long-dragged
27:04sailor is over there on
27:06Scout Island. Did you say
27:08Scout Island? Yeah.
27:10That's a scary name, right?
27:12Let's take Beardy's
27:14land home. Let's go
27:16treasure.
27:18But first,
27:20tie this one up.
27:22They're here to rescue us.
27:24Uncover her mouth.
27:26She's too yappy.
27:42We're here.
27:44Drop anchor.
27:48Let's go get
27:50that treasure.
27:56Okay.
27:58Looks like Long John Silver
28:00is going treasure hunting.
28:02Now, where are
28:04Captain Hookseed and her cronies?
28:06There she is.
28:08She's on their trail.
28:12And poor Captain Smallish
28:14and Beardy. Tie it up.
28:18Ah.
28:22Not the best idea
28:24I've ever had, but it'll have to do.
28:32This is kind of fun, though.
28:34Wee!
28:50That was incredible.
28:52Yeah.
28:54Now untie us,
28:56please.
29:00You guys are never going to believe this.
29:02There are new pirates
29:04here. I thought it was bad enough
29:06that Long John Silver's here.
29:08Now there's this
29:10Captain Hookseed to deal with.
29:12No!
29:14No! No! No!
29:16No!
29:18No!
29:20Um,
29:22something you want to share with the group?
29:24Captain Hookseed
29:26is the other pirate
29:28that captured me.
29:30Captured by pirates more than once?
29:32Yes.
29:34How did you leave that out of your bio?
29:36Well, it's a little embarrassing.
29:38I almost
29:40escaped Skarsgård
29:42a couple of years ago.
29:44Built a boat
29:46and sent Silver home.
29:48Then boom!
29:50Captain Hookseed caught me
29:52and made me work as her
29:54butler.
29:56A woman
29:58doesn't sound so bad.
30:00But then I messed up her teeth
30:02and she made me
30:04walk the plank.
30:06Always remember,
30:08two lumps of sugar.
30:10Not one, two.
30:12And so you wound up
30:14back here on Skeleton Island?
30:16Correct.
30:18See? Old John cursed.
30:20So what's she like?
30:22Beyond the two lumps of sugar
30:24and everything.
30:26She's a real baddie.
30:28Almost as bad as
30:30Old John Silver.
30:32Of course.
30:34But everyone says Old John Silver
30:36is the meanest, stinkiest
30:38pirate there ever was.
30:40Oh, she's mean
30:42all right and stankin'.
30:44I want Silver
30:46to make a flamenco walk the plank
30:48at me, a flamenco.
30:50If I just throw it, of course.
30:52But still.
30:54Well, we have two choices.
30:56Get back to the ship
30:58and go home. No treasure.
31:00Or we stick to the plan
31:02and find the gold.
31:04Maybe find a few pirates
31:06along the way.
31:08I won't go home.
31:10I will stay and find
31:12the treasure.
31:14Hmm. Not to me
31:16the deciding vote, huh?
31:22Who am I
31:24the treasure?
31:26Will we ever get another chance
31:28to find real treasure?
31:30Okay, let's
31:32giddy up.
31:34Um, one problem.
31:36Learn at the map.
31:38All right.
31:40Can you remember at all
31:42what it looked like?
31:44Any landmarks?
31:46There were drawings
31:48of trees, but there
31:50are trees everywhere.
31:52Think. Think.
31:54Ask me something you remember.
31:56Something that can help us.
31:58There was some writing on it.
32:00A poem or something.
32:02Oh, yeah.
32:04Maybe that's a clue.
32:06It said,
32:08it always runs, but never leaves.
32:10Leaves?
32:12Trees?
32:14Like I said,
32:16there are a lot of trees on the map.
32:18No,
32:20that's not it.
32:22It always runs,
32:24but never leaves.
32:26A refrigerator?
32:28Perhaps a hamster
32:30on one of those wheels.
32:32Water runs?
32:34Is there a spout somewhere on the island?
32:36No, there's no running
32:38water here.
32:40If you need fresh water, you have to go to the waterfall.
32:44It must be buried
32:46near the waterfall.
32:48The water runs, but the waterfall
32:50never leaves.
32:52Sure.
32:54Let's go.
32:56So we were off to see the wonderful
32:58Wizard of...
33:00Wait, no.
33:02We were off to find the treasure of Skeleton Island.
33:04The
33:06Treasure Island.
33:10But something was
33:12telling us the pirates were on the same path.
33:16Are you okay?
33:18Yeah, I just fell into this hole here.
33:20Looks freshly dug.
33:22The pirates must have
33:24been here, digging for the treasure.
33:26Whoa!
33:28Yes!
33:30You're right!
33:32Yes, I guess they were just being
33:34thorough.
33:38Well, guess I left
33:40no stone unturned.
33:42No hole undug.
33:44I don't think it's here,
33:46Captain Oxy.
33:48You're that
33:50deep!
33:52I don't think it's here, Captain Oxy.
33:54Just dig!
33:56Yes, I will.
33:58We better hide!
34:02We're not leaving till we've dug
34:04up every bit of dirt on this
34:06island. I'm going to find
34:08this treasure before last thing
34:10I do.
34:14What?
34:16What is it?
34:22You're
34:24so tight! Thank you!
34:26Shh! Who's there?
34:28Oh, I'm
34:30glad that you're back.
34:32You? I thought
34:34I lost you, darling.
34:36I should have known
34:38that you boys had
34:40gotten here.
34:42You see
34:44the map?
34:46The treasure is down there.
34:48What? Me?
34:50Yes, I just
34:52saw it. Did you see that?
34:54That, too. Yes.
34:56Everyone know what it means.
34:58That's a treasure map.
35:00Huh? I've just been
35:02telling a few people.
35:04I didn't say that.
35:06I said that.
35:08A treasure map.
35:10Why, why, why,
35:12why, why, tell
35:14me where the treasure is
35:16and I'll let you leave the island
35:18in one piece.
35:20Because
35:22you're not a
35:24dinosaur. What?
35:26I said
35:28I'm not a dinosaur.
35:30Oh!
35:32Why?
35:34Why?
35:36Why?
35:38Why?
35:40Why?
35:42Balance!
35:48What?
35:52So I think it's somewhere
35:54near this waterfall.
35:56Okay, start digging.
35:58Me? I'm going to show it.
36:00Use your hands.
36:02Can I dove?
36:04Can I dove?
36:06Can I dove?
36:08Can I dove?
36:10Can I dove?
36:12Can I dove?
36:14Can I dove?
36:16Can I dove?
36:18You dig?
36:20Finally.
36:22I found something.
36:24A treasure map?
36:26Hey, this looks just like the one the sea captain
36:28gave me. Open it.
36:30Open it.
36:32Patience doesn't hurt you.
36:34Open it.
36:36Okay, now would be a really good
36:38time for my friends to come and save me.
36:44What is
36:46the hold up?
36:48I'll do it.
36:54Hello, ladies.
37:00That's right.
37:02Can you take me to that treasure?
37:04I don't think
37:06so.
37:10Big star.
37:14Another big star.
37:32Big star.
37:34Big star.
37:36Big star.
37:38Big star.
37:40Big star.
37:42Big star.
37:44Big star.
37:46Big star.
37:48Big star.
37:50So, guys.
37:52Really.
37:54How long can you
37:56buy a food bike?
37:58I'm going to get
38:00over here.
38:02Wait a minute.
38:04If you're distracted, then maybe I can
38:06just
38:08sneak away
38:10with it.
38:14Okay.
38:16Easy does it.
38:18Few more steps
38:20and I'll be in the clear.
38:22And then
38:24I looked up
38:26and saw this.
38:30We are
38:32coming down
38:34to save you.
38:36No.
38:38Shh.
38:40We're about to make a clean
38:42getaway.
38:44What did you say?
38:46I don't know.
38:48What did you say?
38:54Thank you, but no thank you.
38:56I'm good.
39:00What?
39:02I think she said thank you.
39:04Oh, thank you.
39:06Wow.
39:08Look.
39:10That's nice.
39:12Well,
39:14let's go.
39:16Be quiet.
39:18Yes.
39:20No.
39:22No.
39:24No.
39:28All right.
39:30Just when I was about to sneak
39:32away from the pirates,
39:34once in a while,
39:36I got a clean get
39:38rescue.
39:42Wow.
39:44Wow.
39:52What do we
39:54have here?
39:58You just wait
40:00till I get out of here.
40:02I'm gonna teach
40:04you a lesson.
40:06Hurry up.
40:08Yes, we will,
40:10chef.
40:14Looks like I gotta
40:16rescue the rescuers.
40:18Okay.
40:20Thanks, Jimmy.
40:22Where are they?
40:30No.
40:38It's me,
40:40my cat.
40:42Why are you
40:44smashing me?
40:46I didn't smash.
40:48You smashed.
40:50It's gone.
40:52My treasure
40:54is gone.
40:56Your treasure?
40:58It's my
41:00treasure.
41:02Papa, we have to go
41:04while the getting's good.
41:06Okay.
41:08Let's follow Scram,
41:10Jimmy.
41:18We stole your
41:20ship.
41:22No.
41:24Yep.
41:36No.
41:38No.
41:42We were cursed.
41:44Found it.
41:50I found the
41:52treasure.
41:54It's mine.
42:00I saw it
42:02first.
42:04Hello.
42:06Yeah, hello.
42:08Paper, rock, scissors
42:10for it.
42:12Fine.
42:14Paper, rock, scissors
42:16for it.
42:18You can't
42:20use hook.
42:24Gotcha.
42:26I win.
42:28I win.
42:30There.
42:34It's me.
42:36It's just a little
42:38jar and rocks.
42:40It was that
42:42girl.
42:44She stole my
42:46treasure.
42:48Let me at her.
42:50We just got to set sail
42:52before the bad guys
42:54find out.
42:56Pull back, Captain.
42:58Aye, aye.
43:00And
43:02hoist the sail.
43:04Aye, aye.
43:06Now let's go.
43:10I said let's go.
43:16Did you pull the anchor?
43:18Yeah.
43:20Hoist the sail.
43:22Yeah.
43:24I'm moving
43:26first.
43:30Hello.
43:32Waiting
43:34for
43:36the
43:38pirate.
43:40Ow.
43:42I am
43:44cursed.
43:46I have the worst luck in the
43:48world.
43:50Oh, Jim.
43:52Jimmy.
43:54What?
43:56We're moving
43:58forward.
44:00We are?
44:02We are.
44:12Bye-bye, pirates.
44:14See you
44:16never.
44:18Yay.
44:20We did it, gang.
44:22Woo.
44:24What an adventure.
44:26Pirates, sinking sand,
44:28cannibals, sword
44:30fights, buried treasure.
44:32Wait.
44:34The treasure.
44:36That was our one chance
44:38to get away.
44:40I know it's sad,
44:42but we had to leave it
44:44behind.
44:46Did we?
44:48Yes.
45:02I pulled the old
45:04classic switcheroo,
45:06put the rich stuff
45:08in my boots,
45:10and filled the treasure chest
45:12with dirt rocks
45:14while the pirates weren't looking.
45:16Woo.
45:18Amazing.
45:20Talk to me.
45:22The diamonds were
45:24really poking my feet
45:26when we were riding to the ship,
45:28but it was all worth it.
45:30Now let's
45:32just get by and live
45:34happily ever after.
45:46Bye-bye, pirates.
45:48See you
45:50never.
45:52Yay.
45:54We did it, gang.
45:56Woo.
45:58What an adventure.
46:00Pirates, sinking sand,
46:02cannibals, sword
46:04fights, buried treasure.
46:06Wait.
46:08The treasure.
46:10That was our one chance
46:12to get away.
46:14Why
46:16did I leave?
46:44Bye.
46:46Bye.
46:48Bye.
46:50Bye.
46:52Bye.
46:54Bye.
46:56Bye.
46:58Bye.
47:00Bye.
47:02Bye.