Ranma ½: Akumu! Shunmin Kou EP 1 ENG SUB
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00:00This video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:03It may be disrespectful to viewers.
00:06Please beware of the dialogue boxes and the atmosphere of the video.
00:15Hey, hey, Kyouda Joe.
00:17Tell me the melody.
00:19Wakuto, wanna go together?
00:21Hey, hey, she's my girlfriend, idiot!
00:24Shut up!
00:26I'm a MAN!
00:29Hi, everyone. How are you? I'm fine.
00:43A demon?
00:45We're going to have a wonderful party today.
00:49There's a demon in this era too?
00:51Everyone, I hope you'll have fun.
00:55I'm going to get rid of you!
01:01Sit down!
01:03What was that?
01:04Hey, Inuyasha, what are you thinking about?
01:08Huh? I don't know where I fell into.
01:14You look like you're half-asleep.
01:18You sound like me.
01:25What are you doing?
01:27You look better like this.
01:33You look great too.
01:35What's your name?
01:37Where are you from?
01:39I'm the descendant of Lord Miroku.
01:41How dare you look at me like that?
01:48Everyone, let's get along.
01:50Stop it.
01:52Here I go!
01:55Wait!
01:57I won't forgive you for cheating!
02:03I'll protect Kagome!
02:05Tengu Soka!
02:10You've touched me enough!
02:12I won't forgive you!
02:14Shishi Houkoudan!
02:16Mount Takamisa!
02:23Here I go!
02:28Wait!
02:30I won't let you get away!
02:34And so, for the 50th anniversary of Weekly Shonen Sunday,
02:38we've prepared a wonderful party for everyone!
02:41Happy Halloween!
02:53The next day
03:06Wait!
03:08Someone catch him!
03:10Here I go!
03:16Ranma, catch him!
03:18It's the Happousai!
03:20How dare you!
03:23I did it!
03:29The Utsusemi Jutsu?
03:33You're too naive!
03:35I'm not done yet, Ranma!
03:37This Happousai can't be defeated so easily!
03:42How dare you!
03:44Then I'll do this!
03:46Ranma?
03:48Here I go!
03:50Bye-bye!
03:54I did it!
03:56I'll catch you this time!
04:04You got caught so easily!
04:07What are you doing?
04:09If you have time to be proud of yourself,
04:11hurry up and get rid of him!
04:13I told you to catch him!
04:15Choose your weapon!
04:17How dare you!
04:19How dare you!
04:20Shut up!
04:21You pervert!
04:23How dare you!
04:25How dare you!
04:27I won't forgive you!
04:37Damn you, Ranma!
04:40Remember this!
04:44I won't forgive you!
04:46I won't forgive you!
04:48I won't forgive you!
04:50I won't forgive you!
04:52I won't forgive you!
04:54I won't forgive you!
04:56I won't forgive you!
05:14It's finally done!
05:16If I give this to Ranma...
05:19What's going to happen?
05:21Once you buy this,
05:24you won't be able to wake up until spring.
05:27In the meantime, Ranma will...
05:29Oh, me?
05:32I can't let you give me that!
05:34When did you get here?
05:36If I keep listening to you all night,
05:38no one will notice!
05:40If you keep listening to me, no one will notice!
05:42Then I'll get to the point!
05:48I won't forgive you!
05:49Be quiet and stop right here!
05:52Stop it!
05:54Stay away from me!
05:56I won't forgive you!
06:05I won't forgive you!
06:07I won't forgive you!
06:09I won't forgive you!
06:11I won't forgive you!
06:15What are you doing here so early in the morning?
06:22I won't let you get away!
06:24Ranma!
06:34Akane!
06:35Oh, no!
06:37Akane bought Shunminko instead of Ranma!
06:43What a tragedy!
06:45Oh, well!
06:47Until Akane wakes up,
06:49I'll sleep with her!
06:51Hey, old man!
06:54No!
06:58I don't get it!
07:02Shunminko?
07:04It's nothing.
07:06So it was an old man's mistake.
07:10I don't need straw dolls.
07:13Is that so?
07:20It doesn't matter.
07:22I couldn't sleep well because of the commotion.
07:27I might be a little sleepy.
07:31How long are you going to stay?
07:34I'll stay seven days.
07:36What is the purpose of your visit?
07:38For sightseeing.
07:40This is...
07:45Oh, Tendou!
07:47Hey, Akane!
07:49You shouldn't sleep during class!
07:54I'll punish you!
07:58Akane!
08:01Tendou!
08:04Tendou!
08:07It's rare for Akane to go against the teacher.
08:11Hey, Akane!
08:16What's going on?
08:19It seems that Shunminko's power has finally appeared.
08:23What?
08:24Akane, sleep with me.
08:27Hey, old man!
08:30What's going on?
08:32I want to know!
08:33That's strange.
08:35It's supposed to be a secret book.
08:38Let me see.
08:40Oh, here it is.
08:42Shunminko was created by a secret book.
08:45It is a magical book that can be created for people who have no time to sleep.
09:00Read it carefully before you make it!
09:03Right, Ran-chan?
09:05So, what are you going to do?
09:08I don't know what to do.
09:11At this rate, Akane will continue to sleep until spring comes.
09:27Akane!
09:28Akane, where are you?
09:30Here I am.
09:32I'm thirsty. Bring me a drink.
09:35Here you are, Shunminko-sama.
09:36That's right.
09:39Maids work hard like maids.
09:42Here you are, Master.
09:43Akane, I'm hungry.
09:46Here you are, Master. I'll be right back.
09:49This is my special dish.
09:51This is my special dish.
09:55How dare you!
10:05What a terrible death.
10:07I don't know.
10:08It looks like she's dreaming.
10:12But it's okay.
10:14No matter how tired I am, I'm happy to be by my beloved husband's side.
10:23She's perfectly immersed in her dream world.
10:27How long are you going to sleep? Wake up!
10:32A dream?
10:33Oh, no. What kind of dream did I have?
10:45Mama, I want to eat my special dish.
10:48Dan-chan, I want to eat my special dish, too.
10:52Don't eat so much.
10:57That's terrible.
10:58I thought it was a dream.
11:01You idiot!
11:03Idiot!
11:07Akane!
11:08Don't sleep!
11:10What's wrong?
11:11Just kidding.
11:14I see.
11:19Are you making fun of me?
11:25How dare you try to wake her up by force.
11:28You're as ugly as ever.
11:31What did you say?
11:33It's been decided that the one who wakes up the sleeping beauty is Prince Lilith.
11:44Prince Lilith
11:49Beautiful.
11:51Now is the time for me to wake you up.
11:55Let's go!
12:05Wow, that was a big jump.
12:08I guess it didn't work.
12:11Hey, what are you wearing?
12:13I'm just trying to help Akane.
12:18Shut up!
12:20You're just a poor creature.
12:25I missed the warning on the next page.
12:30According to this,
12:32sleeping beauty is always a weapon for those who are forced to fight.
12:37However, if you use it when it's not dangerous,
12:40it can be dangerous for you to be attacked.
12:45So be careful.
12:48What did you say?
12:50It didn't work?
12:54Oh, no.
12:55It's already started.
12:57We have to stop it.
12:58Let's go, Ukyo.
12:59Yes.
13:00Wait!
13:01Wait!
13:06What is this place?
13:20What is this?
13:25Hey, you!
13:27Kick me!
13:29Then you can come at me.
13:33What?
13:41No!
13:42Don't come!
13:49Dan-chan!
13:50This is bad.
13:51We have to stop it before it causes more damage.
13:54Let's go!
13:59Let's go.
14:09It's no good to escape from class.
14:12I'll punish the bad student.
14:19This is it!
14:20What is that?
14:21I finally found it.
14:23It's a golden statue of illusion.
14:25But it's so dirty.
14:27I don't know if it's real or not.
14:29I have to polish it cleanly.
14:36Oh, no.
14:37It's over there.
14:40Principal.
14:42What are you doing?
14:44I'm sorry.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:46I'm sorry.
14:47I'm sorry.
14:48Principal!
14:49What a complicated trick.
14:52Akane...
14:53She went outside.
15:02What a mess.
15:07Uncle!
15:08Dad!
15:10Did you see Akane?
15:12Yes.
15:13I'm sorry.
15:14It's been a long time since I went to the road work.
15:19What a mess!
15:21Mom!
15:23I'm sorry.
15:24Did you come to date me?
15:29I'm so happy.
15:30It's not the time for that.
15:32Akane!
15:33We have to find Akane.
15:35Akane came to my store.
15:38What?
15:39That's not good.
15:40The store is in danger.
15:42Why?
15:44Hey, Ranma!
15:45Hey, Ranma!
15:48What a girl!
15:51Oh, no.
15:52I'm late.
15:54She's still eating while sleeping.
15:56This is the 24th cup.
15:58Good morning.
16:00Is she really sleeping?
16:05The final match is between Akane and Piccoli.
16:0830 seconds left.
16:11The winner is Akane Tendou!
16:16I did it!
16:19The winner is Akane Tendou.
16:21As a reward,
16:22you'll get a hot kiss from Master Happosai.
16:32I finally found you, Akane!
16:35Akane!
16:36Akane!
16:37I finally found you, Akane!
16:45Take this!
16:49Stop it!
16:54Everyone!
16:55We're still in class.
16:57Hurry up and go to school!
17:02I hate you!
17:07This is getting out of hand.
17:11At a time like this...
17:14I guess I have no choice.
17:21I did it!
17:23Nice, Ukyo!
17:24Ms. Neko,
17:25please suck out your fighting spirit now!
17:29Everyone!
17:33You're the only one left,
17:35Ms. Tendou Akane.
17:37Here I come,
17:38Happo 50 yen!
17:40I won't lose!
17:46That's terrible!
17:47Ms. Tendou,
17:48you idiot!
17:53She's like a kindergarten kid.
17:59Kodachi-sama,
18:00you've finally caught hold of Tendou Akane.
18:03Thank you for your hard work.
18:05I, Tendou Akane,
18:07will make you taste the pain of hell today!
18:15She finally calmed down.
18:17Anyway,
18:18it's best to let her sleep like this.
18:20I'll let her listen to some relaxing music.
18:30The time has finally come!
18:32Tendou Akane!
18:37Die in pain!
18:42Someone...
18:44I...
18:46Akane!
18:47Ranma?
18:48Ranma!
18:51You came!
18:52I'm so happy!
18:54Hey, Akane-chan!
18:55What are you doing in the middle of the road?
18:58You're in big trouble, Ranma-kun!
19:00While I'm holding on to Ranma,
19:02Akane-kun won't get into trouble.
19:04It's for the sake of the world!
19:06Please be quiet and hold on to me!
19:08Don't be so selfish!
19:10Don't let go of me.
19:13Akane is smiling.
19:15I'm sure she's having a good dream.
19:17Ranma,
19:18you can't go against her.
19:20You're always saying you like her!
19:24Ranma...
19:30I...
19:32I...
19:35R-Ryouga!
19:36You don't even have a chance to settle things with me.
19:39Ranma, you...
19:41How dare you do this to me!
19:44Calm down, Ryouga!
19:46There's a deep reason for this!
19:47Shut up!
19:48I don't want to hear it!
19:50I'm going to punish you with my own hands!
20:00Stop it!
20:05Stop it!
20:06Why do you have to fight each other?
20:09Don't stop me, Master!
20:11This is a man-to-man fight!
20:15Stop it, both of you.
20:17For my sake,
20:18stop fighting!
20:27What a stupid power.
20:30Ranma and Ryouga can't even beat her.
20:33Akane, was she that strong?
20:35It's her potential.
20:37What?
20:38Do you like colorful things?
20:40That's her potential!
20:41I see.
20:42People can't give 100% of their potential.
20:47But right now,
20:48Akane is fighting in a sleep state.
20:50That's why she's using her potential to the maximum.
20:55I won't accept it!
20:56I won't accept that Akane is stronger than me!
20:59Now's not the time for that.
21:01If we don't wake Akane up,
21:03the shop will be in a mess.
21:13What are you thinking in this situation?
21:21You!
21:30Akane!
21:34It can't be helped.
21:36I'll use this.
21:39What's that?
21:40Is that a firefly incense?
21:42It looks like it,
21:43but the person who smells this
21:45will definitely wake up.
21:47It's a firefly incense.
21:48Firefly incense?
21:49Yay!
21:50This will wake Akane up.
21:52Why didn't you say that earlier?
21:54Now, let's make Akane smell this.
21:59Okay.
22:15Damn it.
22:16What a speed.
22:18Is this Akane's potential?
22:20You're too naive, Ranma.
22:25You old man!
22:27There's no way this will work on Akane.
22:31Then what should we do?
22:35Let's break this.
22:37I see.
22:38So that's how it works.
22:40I see.
22:41We'll make her breathe with the firefly incense.
22:43What are you guys doing?
22:45I'll do that job.
22:47No,
22:48this firefly incense is more suitable.
22:50Give it to me.
22:572,000 yen.
22:582,000 yen.
22:59Who should I give it to?
23:01You.
23:02That's enough!
23:04Forgive me, woman.
23:06I'll give you the firefly incense,
23:08but at least give me a warm embrace.
23:10Who do you think you are?
23:19Akane Kendo!
23:20Akane!
23:22Akane!
23:24No!
23:28Darn it.
23:30They never learn.
23:34What are you doing?
23:36This isn't the time for that, Ranma.
23:39If you're a man,
23:40give Akane a wake-up call.
23:43Why me?
23:45Ranma,
23:46I don't want you to kiss my daughter.
23:51That's not what I meant.
23:55By the way,
23:56where did the firefly incense go?
23:58Huh?
24:01I, Hibiki Ryo,
24:03can't even kiss a woman in public.
24:07I can't even attack someone who's asleep.
24:10But I...
24:11I'll do it for Akane.
24:13I'll throw away my shame.
24:17Akane!
24:18I'll do it right now!
24:21Akane!
24:22What's with the weird logic?
24:25Don't get in our way.
24:28You old fart.
24:30I won't let anyone have
24:32Akane Kendo's lips.
24:36What's with this evil spirit?
24:38There it is again.
24:40That's the effect of the firefly incense.
24:42If someone with an evil intention
24:44puts out the fire,
24:45that evil intention will be put out.
24:47No way.
24:51Akane...
24:53Akane-chan!
24:55You guys,
24:56be serious!
24:57Use this.
24:59This is called the firefly incense.
25:01I don't really like your help,
25:05but this is for the sake of the store.
25:08I don't like how ungrateful you are,
25:12but I can't be extravagant right now.
25:14So,
25:15what are you going to do with that?
25:17Shut up and watch.
25:21No!
25:24This is bad!
25:25It's starting to get wild again!
25:27Musu!
25:28I know!
25:30Anyone who smokes this
25:32will end up looking like
25:34someone you love.
25:35It's a forbidden...
25:37Huh?
25:39It's here!
25:41I'm sorry.
25:44I'm going to make them pay for this!
25:47Who are you going to make pay for this?
25:49Whatever! I'll do it!
25:51Akane Tendo!
25:53Let's kiss!
26:01Master Happosai!
26:05Master Happosai!
26:07Akane is here!
26:09No, she's not.
26:12There's a lot of Akane-chan!
26:14You're right!
26:17I'm going to wake her up with my incense!
26:27No.
26:28I can't watch this.
26:33Sheesh.
26:34She's so nosy.
26:37Farewell!
26:42What are you doing?
26:44What are you going to do when you're like them?
26:47I'll forgive you.
26:48Huh?
26:49There's no one in the way.
26:51It's time for Akane to wake up.
26:54Master!
26:55Ran-chan!
26:56Do you know what happens when you kiss?
26:58It's fine.
26:59One or two kisses
27:01won't make it go away.
27:03Anyway,
27:04this is a magical incense that will make you want to kiss.
27:07How about a special 3,980 yen?
27:14I'll take one!
27:15No!
27:16I'll go first!
27:17Get out of my way!
27:22Princess!
27:23I can't take it anymore!
27:27You can't, Ranma-sama.
27:29Princess!
27:30No!
27:34Go, Ranma!
27:36Show some manliness!
27:38Don't push yourself so hard.
27:43Calm down.
27:45It's just a kiss.
27:47That's right.
27:48It's all to wake Akane up.
27:51This is my mission.
28:00What's wrong, Ran-chan?
28:02Where's the smoke?
28:03I smelled it.
28:05What did you smell?
28:06The smoke.
28:07It's a substitute for the pig smoke.
28:12What about Akane?
28:14She won't wake up until spring.
28:15Ranma, you...
28:21What's going on?
28:36It's already this late.
28:38Akane-chan, it's morning.
28:40Please wake up.
28:45Yes!
28:49Good morning.
28:50You seem to have slept well.
28:54Kasumi-oneechan!
28:56What am I doing here?
28:59What?
29:00Then...
29:01You don't remember anything?
29:03That's strange.
29:05Everyone said they wouldn't wake up at all.
29:08Huh?
29:09Why is that?
29:11What do you mean?
29:13That's what I want to ask!
29:14A sleeping beauty reacts to the murderers' murderous intent.
29:18But...
29:19Kasumi was the only one who didn't have the murderous intent.
29:23Maybe that's why she was able to do it.
29:26But what are we going to do?
29:28This place is a mess.
29:32That's right.
29:33Let's ask them to do something.
29:52Hey, Ranma.
29:56What is it?
29:57I had a weird dream.
30:01What kind of dream?
30:03Don't laugh and listen.
30:05In my dream, I saw Ranma dressed as a prince.
30:08And I...
30:10What kind of dream did I have?
30:14You're such an idiot!
30:16Stop joking around!
30:18Huh?
30:19I'm not going to get close to you!
30:23I'm the one who's in a hurry!
30:26If it wasn't a dream, you'd be dead by now!
30:29Don't give me that!
30:31It's 30 years...
30:32No, it's 50 years too early to have a dream like that!
30:34I'm going to kill you!
30:36What are you doing?
30:39I won't forgive you!
30:41What are you going to do?
31:00I'm going to kill you!
31:02What are you going to do?
31:04I'm going to kill you!
31:06What are you going to do?
31:08I'm going to kill you!
31:10What are you going to do?
31:12I'm going to kill you!
31:14What are you going to do?
31:16I'm going to kill you!
31:18What are you going to do?
31:20I'm going to kill you!
31:22What are you going to do?
31:24I'm going to kill you!
31:26What are you going to do?
31:28I'm going to kill you!
31:30What are you going to do?
31:32I'm going to kill you!
31:34What are you going to do?
31:36I'm going to kill you!
31:38What are you going to do?
31:40I'm going to kill you!
31:42What are you going to do?
31:44I'm going to kill you!
31:46What are you going to do?
31:48I'm going to kill you!
31:50What are you going to do?
31:52I'm going to kill you!
31:54What are you going to do?
31:56I'm going to kill you!