El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00All right, pizza review time.
00:21We are at Benny's, Benny's Brick Oven Pizza.
00:25All time, looks pretty good.
00:27All time moment in there.
00:29We walk in, the guy behind the register, who I like, he looks like a Brooklyn guy.
00:34I'm like, Austin Larch, he's like, oh, I don't have it, you must have called the other Benny's,
00:38there's two.
00:39We're like, really?
00:40So I'm like, Austin, you called the other Benny's?
00:41He's like, no, I definitely called this one.
00:42He's like, no, you didn't.
00:43So I'm like, let me see your phone, Austin.
00:47So I take the phone, I go, is this the number?
00:49He goes, that's actually the other one.
00:51I go, all right, Austin, call that number.
00:53Calls the number, hello, Benny's right in front of us.
00:57I mean, we showed you the phone number.
01:02Yeah, I feel like a zigzag.
01:04Five minutes?
01:05Yeah.
01:06First bite.
01:07I got you, I got you, don't worry.
01:08All right.
01:09All right?
01:10I don't know what type of chop shop thing you're doing here.
01:11Yeah, chop chop.
01:12You came to the right Benny's, though.
01:13This one is the, I guess.
01:14Is it?
01:15Yeah, you told me.
01:16This guy's telling us he called the other place.
01:17Oh, it's okay.
01:18Well, we didn't, because then we called.
01:19We didn't call.
01:20We didn't call.
01:21We didn't call.
01:22We didn't call.
01:23We didn't call.
01:24We didn't call.
01:25We didn't call.
01:26We didn't call.
01:27We didn't call.
01:28We didn't call.
01:29We didn't call.
01:30We didn't call.
01:31We didn't call.
01:32We didn't call.
01:33He's like, all right.
01:34It's just, that was Costanza.
01:35He's like, prickly Pete.
01:36We're going all the way to the Hamptons, this guy.
01:37They made me a pie anyways.
01:38I like that.
01:39He's like, all right, you got me.
01:40You probably called this one.
01:42Yeah, because you just picked, by the way, God bless that guy.
01:47He didn't think quick enough on his feet.
01:49He saw us calling him, and he's like, look.
01:51He's like, I'm like, call.
01:53You call.
01:54He's like, hello.
01:55He's like, fuck.
01:56One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:58Shout out to Lady.
02:00Lady, come here my love.
02:02Super sweet pit bull.
02:04Has the same temperament as
02:06Miss Peaches. She loves Miss Peaches.
02:08So sweet. Shout out
02:10all pit bulls. He said the same thing, they are
02:12the sweetest dogs in the world.
02:14She's a chunky one. She is, but
02:16dude, I spoiled her. We found out she had
02:18lymphoma in December.
02:20So she eats
02:22twice a day. Boiled chicken. You're a cutie.
02:24Go say hi.
02:28Yes.
02:30What a cutie.
02:32The biggest sweetheart. No barking,
02:34nothing. People run across the
02:36street, they leave their kids on this side and they go flying
02:38when they see her. But I'm like, it's just
02:40a breed. Beautiful dog.
02:42So sweet. You can tell she's sweet.
02:44What a cutie. Make sure that's
02:46in there.
02:48One bite, everyone knows. Benny's.
02:50Good undercarriage.
02:52I don't want to burn my mouth.
02:56Good.
02:58Amazing.
03:00What's popping?
03:02What's popping, man?
03:04What's popping?
03:06Good, light.
03:08I'm not even going to take a point
03:10off for this guy
03:12trying to pull a fast one on us because
03:14I've never been
03:16clearly lied to like that,
03:18but like the guy at the same time.
03:20Excuse me. Sorry to bother you.
03:22You try a margarita also.
03:24Try it out. This is known to be
03:26one of the best ones over here.
03:28Margarita. Frankie, get the good shot
03:30right there.
03:32It's crazy. People haven't picked up that
03:34Frankie hasn't been doing this for
03:36literally years.
03:38The margarita, I'm so full.
03:40This is my ninth pizza review.
03:46Good. Margarita's
03:48good.
03:56I'm going to pizza it out.
03:58All right.
04:04What's the famous number, Dave?
04:06What you give it?
04:08I don't know yet. I'm marinating it in my brain.
04:10I'll watch your YouTube.
04:13I'll go
04:157-7.
04:17I like both of them. Margarita may have been
04:197-8. Cheese, 7-7.
04:23That guy behind the register.
04:25He has my heart. He has my heart.
04:27What a brutal lie
04:29just to be caught in.
04:317-7.
04:33Benny's. That's a review.
04:357-7.
04:39Come here, lady. Come on.
04:41What a good girl.
04:43What a good girl.
04:45You get it?
04:47Thanks a lot, man.
04:49Bye, lady.