(April 1998) Disney Channel Commercials
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00:00You are being a wacko and you can quote me on that.
00:03Big time weekend starting at 1pm 12 central on Disney.
00:06Yes!
00:07Tonight on Magical World of Disney.
00:09Two movies with the answers to the questions nobody's asking.
00:13No way!
00:14Like what could these kids have done to make this man so angry?
00:17And you'll also find out.
00:18Who said that?
00:20Who said what?
00:20What this kid is hearing.
00:21Never mind.
00:22And you'll see what's in this coffee.
00:25How the spaceship flies and why this man is quacking like a duck.
00:29We'll quack you up and we answer the questions nobody's asking.
00:31In The Mighty Ducks and Flight of the Navigator.
00:34Tonight on Disney.
00:35Movies at 7, 6 central.
00:37Weekend afternoon movies are Disney distractions and tomorrow.
00:41Abracadabra!
00:42Two heads are better than one.
00:43Oh yeah, right.
00:45Does that mean that four heads are better than two?
00:47I'm open to the idea.
00:49Or eight heads are better than four?
00:51Or sixteen?
00:51Do you drink a lot of coffee?
00:53I like the way you think.
00:55Two Olsens for the price of one.
00:57In Double Double, Toil and Trouble.
00:59This guy needs to get out more.
01:01Tomorrow at 3.20, 2.20 central.
01:03I can hardly wait.
01:06On Disney.
01:07Sunday nights magical world of Disney becomes Disney's magical world of animals.
01:11So got a question?
01:12I'm a macumba.
01:13Oh, what's the question?
01:17Oh, what's the answer?
01:21What kind of bird lays the largest egg?
01:23Oh, that's the answer.
01:28Oh, one more question.
01:32If I was a gorilla, how much would I eat in a day?
01:35Oh, what a question.
01:39Oh, what an answer.
01:43What is the most mysterious planet?
01:45It's Earth.
01:46Of course.
01:48I'm a macumba.
01:48Tomorrow at 7.30, 6.30 central.
01:51On Disney.
01:54What's the question?
01:56What's the question?
01:58What's the question?
02:00What's the question?
02:18He's good, he's good, no one should
02:21terrify their neighborhood.
02:23Where Heathcliff just won't be undone
02:26Playing pranks on everyone
02:33There's a race to be undone
02:36The competition doesn't stop
02:38It's mixing with the ladies' flair
02:41Being charming, never hair
02:43The game will reign supreme
02:46And no one can deny
02:48They'll make up history
02:51And always have an alibi
02:54So join in the jubilee
02:56The cats are great, they're all agree
02:59Finding each calamity
03:01The cats are very R.S.D.
03:14Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should
03:17Terrify the neighborhood
03:19But Heathcliff just won't be undone
03:22You should realize he can win with you
03:28Stay tuned, Heathcliff the Movie will be right back
03:33Tuesday on Magical World of Disney
03:35These two movies are gonna show you that all dogs are different
03:39Some dogs can brave harsh elements and drag a sled through icy terrain
03:43Others like to spin around really fast in a circle
03:46Some dogs can avoid perilous danger to get their team home safely
03:50Other dogs like to scare themselves in the mirror
03:53Disney's gonna show you all dogs are different in Balto and Scooby-Doo in a ghoul school
03:58Tuesday on Magical World of Disney, movies at 7, 6 central
04:08Hey guys, it's Tina from the Movie Surfers, here on Disney
04:11Today we're going behind the scenes of the new Walt Disney Pictures comedy, Meet the Deedles
04:16Which opens March 27th
04:17Two Hawaiian brothers trade their surfboards for survival gear
04:20When their father sends them away to a wilderness camp to grow up
04:23Ultimately, the Deedles soar to success and become heroes when they save Yellowstone's famous geyser
04:28Dude, it's a good thing you packed the jammers
04:35Killer dismount
04:37Man, those boards are awesome
04:39Tina, do the actors really get to ride them?
04:41Yeah, if you click on the focus on icon
04:44They'll tell you about the jammers and all the extreme stunts
04:53Since we've been up here, I've learned to land luge and ride gas-powered skateboards
04:59It was fun because we brought out our camcorders and we were videoing each other
05:07Paul and I both got our bruises and battle wounds, you know
05:11But the Deedles do more than just skateboards
05:14They even go rappelling
05:16Steve came up at one point and he's like, yeah, I feel like I got this down
05:19It's been extremely fun, I think it's really exciting
05:21Cool, a bear
05:23A bear!
05:28And that's our focus on Disney's Meet the Deedles
05:31In theaters on March 27th
05:33We now return to Heathcliff the Movie
05:35Right here on Disney