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00:00:00This video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:00:04Any similarity to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
00:00:30This video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:00:34Any similarity to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
00:01:01Mathieu, come to the table!
00:01:04I'm coming!
00:01:06Mathieu, hurry up!
00:01:07Shit!
00:01:13I'll wait for you in three hours, ok?
00:01:14Ok.
00:01:15See you later.
00:01:16See you later.
00:01:17Goodbye!
00:01:18Goodbye, Aurélie!
00:01:19Goodbye, Marie!
00:01:20Are you coming, Mathieu?
00:01:24Did I wash your hands?
00:01:25They're not dirty.
00:01:26We wash them after the langoustines.
00:01:28Anyway, I'll never get out of it.
00:01:30It's the pot of iron against the pot of earth.
00:01:32No, it would be enough to modernize the shop a bit, that's all.
00:01:35Well, there's work to be done.
00:01:37We didn't give you our opinion.
00:01:39But, Marteau, did you see his display case?
00:01:41It's not a funeral home, it's a supermarket.
00:01:43Exhibitions of coffins with American gadgets.
00:01:46It's art!
00:01:47Yes, but what do you want? That's what's working now.
00:01:50And we have to say that Marteau attracted the client.
00:01:53Maybe you should change your facade a bit too, no?
00:01:56Well, there are others who would like to change their facade.
00:01:58The real problem is that people are going straight to the cliff, the bluff.
00:02:01No, there's no room for two pompous companies in a small town.
00:02:04Well, we'll need more dead people, an epidemic.
00:02:06Do you realize what you're saying?
00:02:08Yes, dad, stop working.
00:02:10Right, dad?
00:02:11You could even do group rates.
00:02:12Two funerals for the price of one, for example.
00:02:14Well, shut up a bit, Mathieu.
00:02:15It often happens that there's no room for two, right?
00:02:19Listen, it's very simple, I don't have the profile for it, that's all.
00:02:22I'm a traditional company.
00:02:24Yes, but Bernard has to live with his time.
00:02:27Look at the Americans.
00:02:29With music in the circles.
00:02:31Doing business on the back of the dead would hurt my stomach.
00:02:33What?
00:02:34Well, what?
00:02:38Anyway, once we're underground, it's over.
00:02:41That's not true.
00:02:42My mother is not underground, she's somewhere in the sky.
00:02:45Right, dad?
00:02:47Of course, Mathieu.
00:02:50Well, we'll all meet again one day.
00:02:54When I saw my father die, I realized there was nothing left.
00:02:58So, for you, we're nothing more than pieces of meat wandering in the universe.
00:03:02That's not bad, is it?
00:03:04And when you look at me, you don't see anything else but a piece of meat?
00:03:08And you, when you look at me, what do you see?
00:03:11A pintade.
00:03:14So, where were you?
00:03:16At Mathieu's.
00:03:18Making useful relationships?
00:03:19Vacation lovers.
00:03:20Then we don't see each other anymore and we forget.
00:03:23He's my friend, we won't forget.
00:03:25And first of all, it doesn't concern you.
00:03:27Why are you following me?
00:03:29I have something to tell you.
00:03:30My mother bought a G-Test.
00:03:32And what is it?
00:03:33Poor asshole, you don't know.
00:03:34When you're a woman, you pee to know if you're pregnant.
00:03:37Ah, that's gross.
00:03:38Because your mother is pregnant?
00:03:40I'm not sure.
00:03:41Because if that were the case, your father would be pissed off.
00:03:43The bitch!
00:03:44So she doesn't take the pill anymore?
00:03:46Respect my mother.
00:03:47If she doesn't take it anymore, it's because your father wants to get her pregnant, that's all.
00:03:49Stop your bullshit.
00:03:50My father doesn't want another kid.
00:03:51She wants to force him to marry her.
00:03:53That's not right.
00:03:54Anyway, I don't want a little brother, is that clear?
00:03:56Me neither.
00:03:57So what do we do?
00:03:58You tell your father to wear the hood.
00:03:59If he doesn't want to, he won't.
00:04:00He doesn't like that.
00:04:01How do you know?
00:04:03I heard him say it.
00:04:05You have to watch out if your mother takes the pill.
00:04:08You just have to tell them that we can't stand you and me.
00:04:10They don't give a shit.
00:04:12You're right.
00:04:13Old people only think about themselves.
00:04:15No, not my mother.
00:04:16My mother thinks about me all the time.
00:04:18Your mother is no longer here.
00:04:20And your father will never be my father.
00:04:21And you will never be my brother.
00:04:22I'd rather die.
00:04:28Well, are you really sure about the GTS?
00:04:31Sure.
00:04:32Here's the notice.
00:04:39Always with those assholes from Paris.
00:04:41They don't give a shit about you.
00:04:42Are you their servant or what?
00:04:43And Marie, as soon as you have your back turned, she'll forget you.
00:04:47La bave du crapaud n'atteint pas la blanche colombe.
00:04:54Marie! Marie!
00:05:12I'm sorry.
00:05:16Elle a moitié fondue.
00:05:18Ouais.
00:05:23Qu'est-ce que t'as?
00:05:25Tu le dis Ă personne, hein?
00:05:27Catherine, la mère de Romain, elle prend plus la pilule.
00:05:31Elle essaie de se faire mettre enceinte par mon père pour se marier avec, quoi.
00:05:35Et alors?
00:05:36Tu comprends rien ou tu t'en fous de ce qui m'arrive?
00:05:38C'est ce mari.
00:05:39Elle vient vivre Ă la maison avec son fils.
00:05:41Un taré!
00:05:44Allez!
00:05:45Si vous arrĂŞtez pas, je m'en vais!
00:05:46Ben alors, va-t'en!
00:05:52Mais t'en vas pas, Philippe. Sans toi, on s'emmerde.
00:06:01Faut toujours que tu provoques, hein?
00:06:03Oui.
00:06:12Tu sais, la copine de ton père,
00:06:14si elle a décidé pour la pilule,
00:06:16y'a pas grand chose Ă faire.
00:06:18Allez, ça s'arrangera.
00:06:27Moi, les gros nichons, j'aime pas.
00:06:30Mais la copine de ton père, elle est enceinte, oui ou non?
00:06:32Ben, presque.
00:06:34Attends, on est quand même pas enceinte à moitié.
00:06:36Comment tu veux que je sache, moi, si elle est enceinte ou pas?
00:06:38Tout ce que je veux, c'est rester tranquille avec mon père.
00:06:40Mais qu'est-ce que tu vas faire?
00:06:42Écoute, si elle est enceinte, je me barre de la maison.
00:06:44Mais non, Mathieu, y'a un autre moyen.
00:06:46Tu laisses faire et puis nos prochaines vacances,
00:06:48on kidnappe le petit frère et le frangin.
00:06:50Allez!
00:06:51Ouais, mais qu'est-ce qu'on en ferait?
00:06:53Ça pourrait nous faire un peu de blé.
00:06:55Tu veux dire une rançon?
00:06:57Ben ouais, mais mon père paierait et on se retrouverait à la case départ.
00:06:59Bon alors, le grand jeu, on s'en débarrasse une bonne fois pour toutes.
00:07:01Tu veux dire la zigouillée?
00:07:03Julien, tu me fous la trouille!
00:07:05Ouais, de toute façon, ce serait dégueulasse.
00:07:07Non, non, je veux pas.
00:07:08Une fois qu'il sera lĂ , ce sera mon frangin.
00:07:10Faut savoir ce que tu veux, sinon tu feras jamais rien dans la vie.
00:07:12Oh, les mecs!
00:07:14Oh lĂ lĂ !
00:07:18Ils n'ont plus d'avoir pris la pilule.
00:07:20Hé, j'ai trouvé!
00:07:22La pilule?
00:07:23Ben quoi, la pilule?
00:07:24Tu lui fais prendre soin qu'elle le sache.
00:07:26VoilĂ , faut Ă©craser la pilule dans sa bouffe.
00:07:28Une par jour.
00:07:30Si elle est pas enceinte, y'aura pas d'enfant.
00:07:32Et si y'a pas d'enfant, tout est réglé.
00:07:33Elle est géniale, ma sœur.
00:07:35Mais comment j'en aurais, moi, des pilules?
00:07:37T'en fais pas, on les piquera à nos mères.
00:07:40Elle préfère un stérilet.
00:07:42Non, ma mère elle couche pas, elle est divorcée.
00:07:44Ok.
00:07:45Ouais, elle est vraiment super ton idée, Dorothée.
00:07:48Ça c'est une super idée.
00:07:50Elle est géniale, ma sœur, vous trouvez pas.
00:07:52Mais, si elle est déjà enceinte?
00:07:54Oh, non!
00:07:56En plus, il a raison.
00:07:58Alors lĂ , c'est mal, hein?
00:08:00Ouais, ben espérons qu'elle est pas enceinte, sinon c'est foutu.
00:08:02Et si on allait se baigner, tiens?
00:08:04Bonne idée, ouais!
00:08:05Moi, je bouge pas.
00:08:07Allez!
00:08:23J'ai jamais emmené personne ici.
00:08:25Même mon père, il sait pas que je viens.
00:08:29Regarde, c'est le bateau de ma mère.
00:08:34On l'a retrouvée à des kilomètres.
00:08:36Six mois plus tard.
00:08:53C'est ta mère?
00:09:06Oui.
00:09:21Écoute-moi bien.
00:09:23Romain, il sera jamais mon frère.
00:09:25Je préfère mourir.
00:09:27Je le jure sur la tête de ma mère.
00:09:29Mathieu, mon chéri, je pourrais pas passer de prendre à l'école.
00:09:32Ton goûter est prêt.
00:09:35C'est le dernier message que ma mère m'a laissé.
00:09:38Je l'ai jamais revu.
00:09:40J'ai pris la cassette du répondeur et je l'écoute.
00:09:43Il y a des moments oĂą j'ai l'impression qu'elle m'entend,
00:09:45mais c'est pas comme si elle Ă©tait lĂ .
00:09:48C'est l'heure passée.
00:09:52Mathieu, mon chéri, je pourrais pas passer de prendre à l'école.
00:09:55Ton goûter est prêt.
00:09:57Qu'est-ce qu'il prend?
00:09:59Là , tu sens la présence de ta mère?
00:10:01Je crois pas, non. Il faut que je sois seule.
00:10:21Alors?
00:10:22L'Ă©criture automatique. Tu connais?
00:10:25Non. C'est quoi, ce truc?
00:10:27Pour entrer en communication avec les morts.
00:10:29Mais t'es folle!
00:10:31Remets la bande.
00:10:33Encore?
00:10:34Mais avec tes cadres, tu vas me faire effacer le message.
00:10:40Mathieu, mon chéri, je pourrais pas passer de prendre à l'école.
00:10:43Bon, et après?
00:10:44Essaie de lui parler.
00:10:45Je peux pas, pas devant toi.
00:10:47Dis-lui simplement de se servir de moi pour Ă©crire.
00:10:49D'Ă©crire Ă toi.
00:10:51Elle est morte. Comment tu veux qu'elle Ă©crive?
00:10:53Oh, est-ce que t'es chiant?
00:10:55Viens près de moi.
00:10:56Mets ta main sur ma tĂŞte.
00:11:00Ça c'est le nouveau, elle doit se marrer.
00:11:12ArrĂŞte, elle est pas lĂ . Je le sais.
00:11:14Faut que je sois seule pour que ça marche.
00:11:29C'est quoi ce truc?
00:11:50Est-ce que t'es tendu?
00:11:51AĂŻe!
00:11:59AĂŻe!
00:12:22Bah, ta lampe ne marche plus.
00:12:24Si, si, si.
00:12:25Mais les bougies c'est plus... romantique.
00:12:37T'as passé une bonne journée?
00:12:39Tu t'es baignée?
00:12:41Ouais, pas mal.
00:12:47Qu'est-ce qu'il y a avec Romain?
00:12:49Pourquoi vous vous entendez pas?
00:12:51C'est lui! Il peut pas me blairer parce que t'as enterré son père.
00:12:54Mais il Ă©tait mort.
00:12:56Ça n'empêche pas.
00:12:57Tu sais, c'est un con ce mec.
00:12:58Il arrĂŞte pas de se foutre de ta gueule.
00:13:00Il t'appelle le croc mort.
00:13:04Et Catherine, elle veut prendre la place de maman.
00:13:09Personne ne prendra jamais la place de ta mère.
00:13:13Et puis elle est pas comme ça, Catherine.
00:13:15Elle est gentille avec toi, non?
00:13:17Ça n'a rien à voir.
00:13:22Tu sais, Mathieu...
00:13:26Je me sens seul quelques fois.
00:13:28T'as moi.
00:13:35Ça n'a rien à voir.
00:13:37Je sais, je sais.
00:13:41Non, tu sais pas.
00:13:43Catherine aura un peu la joie de vivre.
00:13:46Et puis c'est normal de pas vivre seul, non?
00:13:50C'est pas la mĂŞme chose.
00:13:55Ta mère, je l'oublierai jamais.
00:13:58Je l'aime toujours.
00:14:00Mais tu peux faire Catherine ou maman.
00:14:04Ça n'a rien à voir, mon chéri.
00:14:07Et si Catherine voulait faire un enfant avec toi?
00:14:11Où est-ce que t'as été chercher ça?
00:14:13C'est Romain.
00:14:14Quoi, Romain?
00:14:15Non, rien, rien.
00:14:16Ce que je veux dire c'est que c'est mon pire ennemi.
00:14:18Et tu peux pas m'obliger Ă le supporter tous les jours, d'accord?
00:14:24Vous nous rendez pas la vie facile, nous tous les deux.
00:14:27Et vous? Vous y pensez peut-ĂŞtre?
00:14:29Bien sûr que oui.
00:14:31On dirait pas.
00:14:44T'endors pas trop tard.
00:14:46T'endors pas trop tard.
00:14:48T'inquiète pas. Bonne nuit, papa.
00:14:54Il se plait Ă la montagne, ton copain Antoine?
00:14:57Ouais.
00:14:59T'as l'air triste ou néant, ce maman, mon bébé?
00:15:02Je suis pas un bébé.
00:15:03Et si tu veux savoir, je suis débordée de problèmes.
00:15:06Allons, t'es en vacances, t'as des copains, la vie est belle.
00:15:09Et puis les soucis ça passe.
00:15:11Tu verras en grandissant.
00:15:13Faut que ça aille doux.
00:15:19Et puis c'est pas vrai qu'en grandissant on voit que dalle.
00:15:22Regarde papa, il a que des emmerdes.
00:15:24Oui, c'est la vie mon grand, c'est la vie.
00:15:26Mais il y a aussi les bons côtés.
00:15:28Regarde, on est pas bien ensemble?
00:15:30T'as pas peur d'être virée?
00:15:32Si Catherine vient s'installer ici?
00:15:34C'est ton père qui en emploie, pas elle.
00:15:36Et puis ça fait longtemps que je travaille chez vous, on renvoie pas les gens comme ça.
00:15:39Elle t'aime pas parce que tu lui rappelles le temps de maman.
00:15:41Tu te fais des idées.
00:15:42C'est normal, ton père est jeune, il veut se remarier.
00:15:45Mais pourquoi toi tu couches pas avec lui?
00:15:47Ça arrangerait tout.
00:15:49Allez, va chercher le pote, tu me mens tard.
00:15:52Je peux garder la monnaie?
00:15:53Oui, oui.
00:15:54HĂ© Romain, Romain!
00:15:57J'ai trouvé un truc, la pilule.
00:15:59Tu vas la donner à ta mère sans qu'elle le sache.
00:16:01Tu lui colles tous les matins dans son jeu de fruits.
00:16:03Mais comment on les aura les pilules?
00:16:05Mes copains vont en piquer à leur mère, on en aura un stock.
00:16:07Et combien il faudrait lui en mettre?
00:16:09Les filles disent une, mais moi je pense que deux ou trois ce serait plus sûr.
00:16:12D'accord.
00:16:16De toute façon on en aura bientôt plus besoin de tes pilules.
00:16:18Parce que ton père il va être à la rue.
00:16:20Marteau va vous Ă©craser comme des merdes.
00:16:22Et bah ta mère, elle a qu'à se marier avec Marteau.
00:16:25Fous con.
00:16:26Tu sais mĂŞme pas que Marteau il trafique avec les morts.
00:16:28Il revend.
00:16:30Il revend quoi?
00:16:31C'est technique, tu peux pas savoir.
00:16:33Mais bientĂ´t ce sera officiel.
00:16:40Tiens Mathieu.
00:16:42T'en as enterré combien ce matin?
00:16:44Y'a pas un thermo tous les jours.
00:16:46Bonjour madame.
00:16:47Marie est dans sa chambre.
00:16:48Merci.
00:16:59Qu'est-ce que t'as te marier comme ça?
00:17:01C'est pas grave.
00:17:02C'est pas grave.
00:17:03C'est pas grave.
00:17:04C'est pas grave.
00:17:05C'est pas grave.
00:17:06C'est pas grave.
00:17:07Qu'est-ce que t'as te marier comme ça?
00:17:09Bah c'est parce que je suis content.
00:17:12C'est moi qui te fais marier?
00:17:13Non mais t'as vu un peu comment t'es fringuée?
00:17:15Qu'est-ce que je vois encore qui te plaît pas?
00:17:16Ton t-shirt est dégueulasse.
00:17:20Y'en a qui s'en foutent de mon t-shirt hein.
00:17:22Dorothée elle est pas tout le temps là à regarder si c'est nickel ou pas.
00:17:24Elle te regarde mĂŞme pas elle voit qu'elle.
00:17:26Fous tu parles.
00:17:27Ce qu'elle veut c'est qu'on la regarde elle.
00:17:29Pauvre débile.
00:17:32Mais t'es jalouse ou quoi?
00:17:37Je te plais avec ces tubes?
00:17:39Tu me plais tout le temps.
00:17:40Tu m'aimes toujours?
00:17:42Bah oui.
00:17:43Je pourrais jamais vivre sans toi.
00:17:46Moi aussi.
00:17:47Y'aura jamais un autre homme dans ma vie.
00:17:49Moi non plus.
00:17:51MĂŞme Ă Paris, j'arrĂŞte pas de regarder tes photos.
00:17:54Idem pour moi.
00:18:00Tiens, j'ai piqué les pilules à ma mère.
00:18:02Ah t'es génial.
00:18:03Dis, si un mec en prenait, qu'est-ce que ça lui fera à ton avis?
00:18:06Si j'en donnais à mon père pour voir.
00:18:12Ouais, c'est vrai que ça fait crade.
00:18:14Pas crade, t'es ancien.
00:18:15C'est une vieille affaire pour la famille depuis 100 générations.
00:18:18T'as vu les bouquets?
00:18:19Regarde, je te regarde.
00:18:20De toute façon, pour les morts, la façade, ça change rien.
00:18:23Ouais mais bon, c'est pas les morts qui viennent prendre la commande.
00:18:26Petite entreprise.
00:18:27C'est trop cafard de vous.
00:18:29Moi je veux traiter ma chambre.
00:18:30Ouais, génial avec du rock.
00:18:32Mais vous y connaissez que dalle.
00:18:36Merci.
00:18:42Tiens, ça te fera du bien.
00:18:43Merci.
00:18:46Oh la la, t'as l'air crevé toi.
00:18:48Écoute Catherine, dis pas ça ici.
00:18:55Qu'est-ce qu'il se passe?
00:18:58Il se passe que Marteau est en train de me bouffer toute ma clientèle.
00:19:01VoilĂ ce qu'il se passe.
00:19:03Je peux pas ligner mes prix sur lui.
00:19:04En plus, la banque vient de m'appeler pour me refuser le prêt pour la rénovation du magasin.
00:19:08Si ça continue, dans 15 jours, j'ai mis la clé sous la porte.
00:19:11Je vois vraiment pas comment je peux m'en sortir.
00:19:13Et si on partait vivre Ă Strasbourg?
00:19:17Je peux ouvrir un cabinet lĂ -bas.
00:19:19Mais pour moi, tu crois que ça se fait comme ça?
00:19:21Et puis ça risquerait de perturber Mathieu encore plus, non?
00:19:23Il est déjà suffisamment stressé comme ça avec notre histoire.
00:19:26Mais t'inquiète pas.
00:19:28Il finira bien par m'adopter, non?
00:19:31Oui, toi peut-ĂŞtre Catherine.
00:19:33Mais il s'entendra jamais avec ton fils, tu le sais très bien.
00:19:35Mais si, tu verras.
00:19:36Et puis je suis sûre que si on les punit ensemble, deux ou trois fois ils deviendront copains.
00:19:40J'ai déjà vu ça à l'école.
00:19:42Andouille.
00:19:57Ça c'est de la baraque.
00:19:59Ça donnerait presque envie de mourir.
00:20:01Ça fait multinational.
00:20:03Multinational.
00:20:05Je sais mĂŞme pas ce que c'est le multinational.
00:20:07De toute façon là , ton père il va faire faillite, il fait pas le poids.
00:20:11Sale enfoiré.
00:20:12T'as vu, ils font mĂŞme le promo.
00:20:14HĂ© les mecs, c'est le moment d'en profiter.
00:20:161000 balles la vache, ils s'emmerdent pas.
00:20:27Oh putain, il est beau.
00:20:31Qui c'est ?
00:20:33Le fils Marteau.
00:20:34Le roi de la frime.
00:20:36Bon, on y va ?
00:20:37Oh, il est mignon celui-lĂ .
00:20:39Oui, ben, on lève les épreuves et on verra ce qu'il reste à voir.
00:20:42C'est la tĂŞte.
00:20:43Elle demande que ça, hein Dorothée ?
00:20:45Si tu veux, en attendant, je suis lĂ .
00:20:48De toute façon, ce mec il est plus craquant que vous tous, alors.
00:20:51N'importe quoi.
00:20:52C'est moi.
00:20:53C'est moi.
00:20:54C'est moi.
00:20:55C'est moi.
00:20:56C'est moi.
00:20:57C'est moi.
00:20:58C'est moi.
00:20:59C'est moi.
00:21:00C'est moi.
00:21:01C'est moi.
00:21:09Tiens, la pilule.
00:21:10Mais il y a des marques différentes, ça fait rien !
00:21:12Mais non, ça fait rien.
00:21:13Il vaut mieux les faire prendre plusieurs par jours.
00:21:14Je crois que c'est plus sûr.
00:21:15Mais pour en crever !
00:21:16Mais non.
00:21:17Et ben, si elle crève avant, ça a que des problèmes.
00:21:19Très juste, je n'y avais pas pensé.
00:21:20Non mais déconnez pas, c'est vrai qu'il peut en crever.
00:21:22Est-ce que tu peux être influençable ?
00:21:24Bon, et si on allait faire une balade au cimetière ?
00:21:27Tu n'as rien de mieux Ă proposer ?
00:21:29Mathieu is going to show us around, isn't he Mathieu?
00:21:37There are a lot of spirits in the cemeteries.
00:21:39That's right, I never set foot in them. It brings bad luck.
00:21:42I take things to communicate with the dead.
00:21:45In addition, if we know how to be seen, they protect us.
00:21:47It will be great to see that they protect us.
00:21:49But the dead no longer live after death.
00:21:51That's not true, they transform.
00:21:53There are some who become a flower, we have some.
00:21:55The other one? No, I don't think there is anything after death.
00:21:58It seems that we reincarnate in the last thing we saw before we die.
00:22:01Wait, so if it's a fly, it becomes a fly.
00:22:05Be careful, you almost walked into it.
00:22:07What if it's a dog's tail?
00:22:09Well, then you're really in deep shit.
00:22:12Oh shit!
00:22:15He's dead, he's dead.
00:22:27Hey, tell me, are you sure that salt and garlic protect evil spirits?
00:22:32By the left shoulder, David.
00:22:34Oh no, they must have a hard time seeing us.
00:22:37It seems that there are a lot of vampires here.
00:22:40We shouldn't have come, I don't like that.
00:22:43Are your spirits in trouble?
00:22:46It's in the old tombs that the protective spirits are the strongest.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:51It's the ancients, they know everything.
00:22:59And the desserts, are they punished?
00:23:02Fortunately, I think of everything.
00:23:13Hey, Mathieu, is your mother here?
00:23:16No, her mother died drowning, we didn't find her body.
00:23:19The drowned are eaten by crabs!
00:23:21Yeah, shut up.
00:23:24How did it happen?
00:23:25She was making a boat and a storm broke out.
00:23:28How do we recognize the protective spirits?
00:23:30The protective spirit can be there, near you, and you don't even know it.
00:23:34It's like sympathy, it doesn't explain itself.
00:23:36She's taking our heads, this one.
00:23:39It's going to bring you bad luck.
00:23:41You too, man, you're not out of your mind.
00:23:51Philippe, someone's pointing at you.
00:23:54Shit, look at Philippe!
00:23:56What's up? What's the game?
00:23:58You've become old.
00:24:00It's crazy, have you seen?
00:24:02Wait, you're at least 60, full of wrinkles.
00:24:04White hair.
00:24:06Stop your bullshit!
00:24:08Don't touch your face, Philippe.
00:24:10So, how do you feel, Pépé?
00:24:13I'm suffocating, I want to die.
00:24:15No, you're not old, you're still walking.
00:24:20He's going to bury us!
00:24:22It's the night of the living dead.
00:24:25No, it's the Protective Spirit.
00:24:29Protect me, Mathieu.
00:24:31You, the dead, you know.
00:24:41You don't think you could change those curtains?
00:24:44Yes, but in that case, we'd have to repaint them.
00:24:47Yes, why not?
00:24:49It would change your coffins and your marble walls.
00:24:52You don't have to live in the dark because you do this job, Bernard.
00:24:55And you should see a little more people, it would do you good.
00:24:58You're right.
00:25:11Are you okay, Mathieu?
00:25:13Yes.
00:25:19Are you from the beach?
00:25:21No, I'm from the cemetery.
00:25:25What did you do there?
00:25:27We fed the dead.
00:25:30I'm going to make myself an orange juice.
00:25:32Don't move, don't move, I'm going.
00:25:40I'm going.
00:25:42I'm going.
00:26:09I'm sure you'd like Strasbourg.
00:26:11My parents want to meet you now.
00:26:13Thank you, Mathieu, you're an angel.
00:26:17You have black on your cheek. Come, I'll take it off.
00:26:41Aren't you going to finish your orange juice? It's not good.
00:26:44But it is, my dear, it's perfect.
00:27:04So, Mathieu, do we need a little hug?
00:27:12It's my mother's piano, no one touches it.
00:27:15Excuse me, old man.
00:27:17Well, we're going to make some baskets.
00:27:20Okay.
00:27:26You see, they don't get along, it's not that bad.
00:27:35Do you have them?
00:27:37Here, I'm going to put three of them in his orange juice.
00:27:39Tomorrow morning, you give them three and every day the same thing, okay?
00:27:42Great, I have my friends waiting for me, we don't need you.
00:27:45I don't give a damn.
00:27:47Do you know how to make pills?
00:27:49There are no written readings here.
00:27:56I like coming here, it's my place.
00:27:58On the weekend, it's the date of lovers, so I avoid it.
00:28:01You know, the fuckers...
00:28:03Damn, you have a way of expressing yourself.
00:28:05You see, Spring,
00:28:07I go up there to talk to my mother.
00:28:09I send her messages, it's my tree.
00:28:11If you want, I can lend it to you.
00:28:13No, you see, I'm no longer connected.
00:28:16In fact, it's a magical tree.
00:28:18Sometimes, when I'm at the top, everything becomes weird.
00:28:21My head turns, as if I had vertigo,
00:28:23nothing makes sense anymore.
00:28:25Yeah, that's my thing, it makes me feel the same.
00:28:28You know why we give names to things?
00:28:30You have to recognize them, idiot.
00:28:32There's another thing.
00:28:34Things, when you repeat their name several times,
00:28:36it doesn't mean anything anymore.
00:28:38Like this?
00:28:39Boat, boat, boat, boat...
00:28:41Storm, storm, storm, storm, storm...
00:28:47How are you going to do tonight?
00:28:49Easy.
00:28:50I'm going to tell you.
00:28:52I'm going to tell you.
00:28:54I'm going to tell you.
00:28:56How are you going to do tonight?
00:28:58Easy.
00:28:59After dinner, my mother takes her sleeping pills
00:29:01and my father plays the guitar.
00:29:26I'm going to tell you.
00:29:28I'm going to tell you.
00:29:30I'm going to tell you.
00:29:54Shh, don't make any noise, darling.
00:29:56Don't worry, my little rose.
00:30:00Shh.
00:30:30Shh.
00:30:49The billiard.
00:31:00Cough, cough, cough...
00:31:06Stop it, my heart hurts.
00:31:09Smoking, guys, is disgusting.
00:31:17So, we thought you were asleep.
00:31:23What's wrong?
00:31:24Nothing, nothing.
00:31:26So, the pills?
00:31:27I gave them to Romain, it works.
00:31:30Let's go.
00:31:38You have a great idea.
00:31:40We've never had so much fun.
00:31:42Yeah, because you're idiots.
00:31:44I feel good here.
00:31:46Hey, I have an idea.
00:31:49I'm going to do a striptease.
00:31:51With fire, it's going to be great.
00:31:53Yes, music.
00:31:55Marie, will you do the striptease with me?
00:31:58No, I'm cold.
00:32:01Are you afraid of the comparison?
00:32:03Calm down.
00:32:09How much do you give me?
00:32:19100 bucks, who says better?
00:32:28The next day.
00:32:47Hey, the 100 bucks were for all the clothes.
00:32:49And Mathieu didn't give anything.
00:32:53And you, what do you give me?
00:32:58Stop, you're crazy.
00:33:00It's a party, guys.
00:33:02You're really a bitch.
00:33:04He doesn't even have money to buy you one.
00:33:06It's okay, I'll send him another one.
00:33:08And he doesn't have anything, he only has a guitar and he doesn't even know how to play it.
00:33:11A whore, that's what you are.
00:33:12Anyway, I don't want to see you anymore, it's over.
00:33:14What's over?
00:33:16There's never been anything.
00:33:28It was just a joke.
00:33:36Here, my little mom, with a pressed orange.
00:33:39Thank you, Mrs.
00:33:47Listen, Rose.
00:33:49Hello.
00:33:50Hello, Mr. BĂ©raud.
00:33:52I forbid you to sleep with my girlfriend's father.
00:33:54What are you talking about?
00:33:55I saw him yesterday, he came out of your room.
00:33:57But my private life doesn't look at you.
00:33:59You're talking, you did it on purpose to choose him.
00:34:01To piss him off.
00:34:03But I didn't know it was your girlfriend's father.
00:34:05And he chose me.
00:34:07Yeah, but you're not great.
00:34:09Well, neither is he.
00:34:11It's true.
00:34:12Tell me.
00:34:13You won't tell your father anything?
00:34:15So you have to give me something.
00:34:17Don't take me for an idiot.
00:34:18Hello, ma'am.
00:34:19Hello.
00:34:20You'll give me 50 francs every time like yesterday.
00:34:22No, not enough.
00:34:23You have to give me something.
00:34:24Okay.
00:34:25I won't tell your father that you ride at night.
00:34:34What are you doing here, Mathieu?
00:34:36I was looking.
00:34:38Do you know her?
00:34:39No.
00:34:40The little Richaud, 15 years old.
00:34:42She was overturned by a truck, a holidayman.
00:34:46You have to know, you.
00:34:48The dead.
00:34:49When we put them in the pit,
00:34:51are we really sure they died for good?
00:34:53That's a question I've already asked myself.
00:34:55You know, sometimes I have nightmares.
00:34:57I dream that I'm on the ground,
00:34:59that I wake up in the box, I hit the lid,
00:35:01but I'm on the ground and no one hears me.
00:35:03Me too, this kind of dream.
00:35:04Your father also had hell.
00:35:06It's like a professional disease.
00:35:08Have you ever heard of scratching?
00:35:10No.
00:35:11I've never heard of it.
00:35:13Have you ever heard of scratching?
00:35:15No.
00:35:16I'm getting deaf.
00:35:17Can I come with you one night?
00:35:19No, Mathieu.
00:35:20It's not for you.
00:35:21No, no.
00:35:23LĂ©o,
00:35:24do you think we can trust girls?
00:35:27Yes, of course.
00:35:29Girls, boys, it's the same.
00:35:31You have the good ones, you have the bad ones.
00:35:36And a mom?
00:35:37Can't we make her a grave?
00:35:40Yes, but what are we going to put in it?
00:35:43Yes, you're right.
00:35:45We'd better have a roof over our heads.
00:35:52Go, Mathieu!
00:35:54Go, Mathieu!
00:35:55Come on, Marie!
00:35:57Come on, Marie!
00:36:11Here.
00:36:16Last year, a holidaymaker got his head cut off by a sea sculptor.
00:36:19That's good for your father. It makes his business work.
00:36:22No, holidaymakers are repatriated.
00:36:24My father has a contract with the city hospice, but it's a war.
00:36:27Who's going to be buried in this meadow?
00:36:29I don't have a sea sculptor. I wouldn't be anyone.
00:36:32But it's great to make the bathers angry.
00:36:34Pass it on my back, Mathieu.
00:36:36As you wish.
00:36:37Spread it out very slowly.
00:36:47Where are your father's sarcophagi?
00:36:49It's tailor-made, but there are models to choose from.
00:36:52The other day, Dr. Berreau's father came to choose his sarcophagi himself.
00:36:56They're the worst in this family.
00:36:58He was afraid we'd take a ugly one when he died.
00:37:00Will you show us the sarcophagi?
00:37:02Yeah.
00:37:05Ouch! Fuck!
00:37:06Be quiet!
00:37:07Ouch!
00:37:08It'll be fine.
00:37:09Asshole!
00:37:10Totally crazy!
00:37:11Fuck!
00:37:12Shut up!
00:37:14It'll be fine.
00:37:15Slowly.
00:37:23A day later
00:37:34Do you want some wine?
00:37:35No.
00:37:36It's crazy how children can change.
00:37:38Romain never did anything at home.
00:37:40Now, every morning, he brings me breakfast.
00:37:42With a pressed orange.
00:37:44That's nice. He takes care of his mother.
00:37:49Aren't you hungry? You haven't eaten anything.
00:37:51I don't know what's wrong with me. I have a liver crisis.
00:37:53I can't swallow anything.
00:37:55Don't force yourself.
00:37:56Except fruit juice.
00:37:57Fruit juice is good.
00:37:58It's full of vitamins. It's good for your health.
00:38:00Yes, but it's been ten days and I have migraines.
00:38:02Migraines are the liver.
00:38:04Let's say it's the liver.
00:38:05Bernard, you're not a doctor.
00:38:07Go see Berreau. He's a good doctor.
00:38:09No, it'll be fine on its own.
00:38:11It's weird. I don't eat anything during the day.
00:38:13And in the evening, I have cramps.
00:38:18No.
00:38:21It won't fix anything.
00:38:22Why do you say that?
00:38:26I wouldn't mind having a child of your own.
00:38:32Thank you. Don't make that face.
00:38:35You wouldn't mind?
00:38:40Tell him.
00:38:42Honestly, no.
00:38:43My situation right now, and the children, they'd never accept it.
00:38:47So it's going to last a long time.
00:38:49I'm sick of being taken hostage by those two idiots!
00:38:52Calm down, Catherine.
00:38:55Wait, Catherine!
00:38:59Be careful, shit!
00:39:03You know, flowers feel the same as us.
00:39:06They know if we're nice. They like music.
00:39:09I like listening to you because you're really not normal.
00:39:12Have you tried automatic writing to talk to your mother?
00:39:15No, I don't believe it.
00:39:16My mother, I see her in my dreams.
00:39:17Tell me.
00:39:18I forget.
00:39:19When I wake up, I remember, and then she leaves.
00:39:21How do you know?
00:39:22I know I dreamed about her, that's all.
00:39:24And where is she?
00:39:25With me.
00:39:26Yes, but where is this happening?
00:39:28I don't know. It's in a place I don't know.
00:39:30And is she happy?
00:39:31Yes.
00:39:33I think she's here right now.
00:39:35Stop saying that, Mom.
00:39:36No, I swear.
00:39:37I know she loves you. She told me.
00:39:39So, are we kissing to make her happy?
00:40:18Come on, let's go.
00:40:31Have you seen these?
00:40:32It's because you can't have them.
00:40:34I can have them whenever I want.
00:40:36Well, if you can have them whenever you want...
00:40:38Let's go and see.
00:40:39Leave me alone!
00:40:45Here, Mathieu.
00:40:46You're doing a great job.
00:41:11Let's go swimming.
00:41:13So, Marie?
00:41:14Aren't you coming to swim?
00:41:22What's wrong with him?
00:41:23Hey, Marie!
00:41:24She's screaming, can't you see?
00:41:45Fuck!
00:41:46The dog!
00:41:48Wait, that's not true.
00:41:50Yes, it's true.
00:41:52So, Mathieu?
00:41:53Can you do it?
00:41:54I don't give a shit.
00:41:55She's free.
00:41:56Well done.
00:41:57Come on.
00:41:58You didn't finish putting on the cream.
00:42:05Bitch.
00:42:09Yeah, that's where I found my friend.
00:42:14Mathieu?
00:42:15I'm going to your dad's.
00:42:16Are you coming?
00:42:24Mom.
00:42:26Mom!
00:42:28Mom!
00:42:30Mom!
00:42:32Mom!
00:42:34Mom!
00:42:35Mom!
00:42:36Mom!
00:42:37Mom!
00:42:38Mom!
00:42:39Mom!
00:42:40Mom!
00:42:41Mom!
00:42:42Mom!
00:42:44Mom!
00:42:49Mom.
00:42:52Is that you, my love?
00:43:14What's wrong with you?
00:43:15Nothing.
00:43:16You can't understand.
00:43:17My son, Marteau, he stole Marie from me.
00:43:19She's with that fucker.
00:43:20I was there putting on sun cream on Dorothée,
00:43:22he goes swimming with her,
00:43:23and Marie breaks up with him.
00:43:25Mathieu, it's not a tragedy.
00:43:27You're 11.
00:43:28Come on, help me.
00:43:29Pick up your clothes.
00:43:30She's really not the girl I thought she was.
00:43:32Tell me she's not the way you wanted her to be.
00:43:34She's not the way I wanted her to be.
00:43:36She's not the way I wanted her to be.
00:43:38She's not the way I wanted her to be.
00:43:39She's not the way I wanted her to be.
00:43:40She's not the way I wanted her to be.
00:43:41She's not the way I wanted her to be.
00:43:42She's not the way you wanted her to be.
00:43:43What do I know?
00:43:44You weren't there.
00:43:45I saw her snorting for that asshole.
00:43:46Come on, stop it.
00:43:47At your age, we have fun.
00:43:48Don't make life hard for yourself.
00:43:49It'll come quickly like this.
00:43:50Shit!
00:43:52Mathieu, I'm your father,
00:43:53not a friend of your gang.
00:43:55I'm warning you, if you keep this up,
00:43:56I forbid you to see your friends again.
00:43:58You hear me?
00:44:00They have a bad influence on you.
00:44:02Yeah, but she ridiculed me in front of everyone.
00:44:08Focus on what you're doing.
00:44:10I hate you.
00:44:12You make your bed like a rag.
00:44:13What does it matter?
00:44:14I undo it when I go to bed.
00:44:17In all this,
00:44:18it's your little pride that's hurt.
00:44:20Stop belittling me!
00:44:23Calm down.
00:44:24It doesn't matter.
00:44:25It's the love of your life.
00:44:26What do you know?
00:44:27You've always been old.
00:44:31I can never say anything.
00:44:40Forget all that.
00:44:41You old people never take us seriously.
00:44:43Everything we say is never important.
00:44:45Except for me, Marie.
00:44:46I really cared about her.
00:44:47I know.
00:44:48You'll see.
00:44:49It'll work out.
00:44:50She'll come back.
00:44:51You don't understand anything.
00:44:52I don't want Marie anymore.
00:44:54If Catherine leaves with someone else,
00:44:55would you want her to come back?
00:44:57It's not the same.
00:44:58You see, you're putting it back.
00:45:00Come on.
00:45:01For lunch,
00:45:02there's a cake shop,
00:45:03as you like them.
00:45:04Rose made it especially for you.
00:45:06I'm not hungry.
00:45:08And Rose,
00:45:09she stings other people's husbands.
00:45:13What am I getting myself into?
00:45:15Little fly.
00:45:20Shit! You're spying on everyone!
00:45:21Mind your own business!
00:45:22It's not my fault if I hear your conversations.
00:45:24It's not because you're sad
00:45:25that you're allowed to talk to Rose in that tone.
00:45:27They're still your friends.
00:45:28I don't want to see them,
00:45:29neither Marie nor the others.
00:45:30Everyone's mad at me.
00:45:31I want to be alone.
00:45:32And I don't want to eat.
00:45:34It's not normal.
00:45:35Anyway, I'll never be hungry again.
00:45:40And why do you want to be alone
00:45:42on that damn boat?
00:45:44You should have stayed with me
00:45:46because I'm unhappy,
00:45:47that I only do shit,
00:45:49that everything goes wrong.
00:45:53And why don't you do anything
00:45:54to stop Catherine from settling here?
00:45:59You could find a way
00:46:00to get the hammer
00:46:01to break his face on his board.
00:46:04You know I can't fight him.
00:46:06He's taller and stronger than me.
00:46:10In any case, she can stay with that jerk.
00:46:13Marie, I don't want to hear about it anymore.
00:46:15Do you hear me?
00:46:19Go to hell!
00:46:24Oh, darling.
00:46:26You'll see.
00:46:27We think everything's going wrong
00:46:28and the day after tomorrow
00:46:29things will get better.
00:46:30It's even better than before.
00:46:32I'm too small.
00:46:33No, no.
00:46:35Lots of people love you.
00:46:36You're not alone.
00:46:37And Marie will come back.
00:46:40Even with all the stupid things you do,
00:46:42you'll always be lucky.
00:46:45You're young.
00:46:46You have the future ahead of you.
00:46:49What's that?
00:46:54It's one of your friends.
00:46:55Fuck him.
00:46:57It's me, Philippe.
00:46:58Come on, I'm all alone.
00:47:00The others are sending me.
00:47:01We talked.
00:47:07Hi.
00:47:08We talked to the guys.
00:47:09Yeah, you already told them.
00:47:10Come on, let's not stay here.
00:47:12We're all with you.
00:47:13We want you to come back.
00:47:14We even fired Marie from the gang.
00:47:24She's a bitch.
00:47:25We decided on the way.
00:47:26You have to behave like a real guy.
00:47:28That's my opinion.
00:47:29Pretend she never existed.
00:47:32And...
00:47:34Dorothée wants you to come back.
00:47:35She asked me to decide.
00:47:36And she's really late, Marie.
00:47:39Yeah, you're right.
00:47:40She's really late.
00:47:55You're playing like a cow, Dorothée.
00:47:58It was better with Marie.
00:48:01Yeah, but...
00:48:02She has better things to do, Marie.
00:48:04With the son of a hammer.
00:48:05Right, Mathieu?
00:48:06Yeah, without Marie, it's not the same.
00:48:07You should bring her back.
00:48:08Yeah, but...
00:48:09You're afraid my sister will leave with Mathieu.
00:48:11Oh, Julien, it's okay.
00:48:13There's so much less to say about it.
00:48:14Don't you think?
00:48:15I thought we agreed.
00:48:16I don't want to see Marie again, okay?
00:48:26Stand up, morons.
00:48:27Shh, don't make any noise.
00:48:28She's mad.
00:48:29We should have taken the camera.
00:48:30For the souvenir photo.
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:32It's crazy.
00:48:34This is oak.
00:48:35And over there, there's also cashew.
00:48:37And the capitulation, in itself...
00:48:38We don't advertise, we're not buyers.
00:48:40But even on order, precious woods.
00:48:42How much does something like that cost?
00:48:43Professional secret.
00:48:45It's because you don't know.
00:48:47I'd say...
00:48:48In the 10,000.
00:48:50Your father makes them?
00:48:51You're crazy.
00:48:52No, no.
00:48:53We make them tailor-made.
00:48:54So these are ready-to-wear?
00:48:55Well, they're scented candles.
00:48:56You know, things to choose from.
00:48:58Do you want to try one?
00:48:59It's not my size.
00:49:00Ah, Philippe, there's one right at your size.
00:49:02No, let me go!
00:49:03No, no, let me go!
00:49:04Let me go!
00:49:05No, stop it!
00:49:06I bet you don't even want to go.
00:49:09I'm going.
00:49:12I'm going to open it.
00:49:13Be careful.
00:49:26Oh, you farted.
00:49:28Hey, I didn't fart.
00:49:29It's me farting.
00:49:30Then it's Philippe.
00:49:31Hey, what's wrong?
00:49:33It's a nightmare.
00:49:35It's custom-made, I told you.
00:49:36For kids, it's white.
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:39But we have to look good in there.
00:49:40You're really crazy.
00:49:41You can't look good.
00:49:42You're dead, you're nothing.
00:49:43That's why you don't stay in the coffin.
00:49:45You go in there.
00:49:46So what's the point of paying a fortune if we don't even stay in there?
00:49:49Maybe you'd rather they threw me in the trash.
00:49:51You know, I have nothing to be proud of.
00:49:53Being buried is better.
00:49:54Cleaner.
00:49:56And the soul?
00:49:57Well, you know, the soul.
00:49:58As soon as it smells the rust, it shoots.
00:50:00I don't believe in the afterlife.
00:50:01I'm an atheist.
00:50:02And you?
00:50:03You see, our parents are psychos.
00:50:05So it's fine like that.
00:50:06So you think we're just pieces of meat wandering around in the universe?
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:10But it's not true, we have an immortal friend.
00:50:12I want to see her.
00:50:13We have to go.
00:50:14Oh my, you guys suck.
00:50:16Come on, the visit is over.
00:50:19You know, your father is a serious guy.
00:50:27Don't worry, you know, Marteau.
00:50:29We'll take care of it.
00:50:30Come on, let's go.
00:50:57Here, Catherine.
00:50:58A fresh orange.
00:50:59You're nice, Mathieu, but I'm not thirsty anymore.
00:51:01I'd like some.
00:51:24Come on, let's go.
00:51:29Come on.
00:51:45Kiss me.
00:51:47Not like that.
00:51:59You're crazy.
00:52:13Are you going to let us go, asshole?
00:52:23We catch him and we kick his ass.
00:52:25He's crazy, he does karate.
00:52:26Where did you see that?
00:52:27I know.
00:52:29And we kick his ass with stones.
00:52:30Where did you see stones here?
00:52:32Anyway, I don't need you.
00:52:33It's a story to settle between guys.
00:52:34So you leave me alone.
00:52:35You talk.
00:52:41But you heard what he called you?
00:52:43Asshole.
00:52:44You're not going to let him do it, shit.
00:52:46Don't worry, don't worry.
00:52:47His whole family is going to pay.
00:52:48Okay, Zero.
00:52:49And Marie, you don't do anything to her.
00:52:51Marie is irresponsible.
00:52:54We know we can do it, come on.
00:52:55Wait a little longer.
00:52:56Wait a little longer.
00:52:58You have the gun, don't you?
00:53:00I don't have the gun.
00:53:01I'm sure I'm not going to send him straight to the hostel.
00:53:12I don't even want to keep your letters.
00:53:14I'm going to send them back to you.
00:53:15But he's in the trash, I don't care.
00:53:17Send me the class right away.
00:53:18I'll burn it.
00:53:19Fuck off.
00:53:20It's true that you're an asshole.
00:53:21He was right.
00:53:23On the other hand, send me back mine.
00:53:25No time.
00:53:26Come get them.
00:53:27I don't want to see you anymore.
00:53:29My father will give them to you.
00:53:30Come on, I have to leave you.
00:53:33Wait, you don't understand.
00:53:34I'm the one who's leaving you.
00:53:35Bye.
00:53:48Take this!
00:53:49Take this!
00:53:52I'll take it.
00:53:53Take this!
00:53:54It's a hammer!
00:53:57Come on!
00:54:07You little shit!
00:54:08How dare you mess with my showcase?
00:54:11But it's not me, sir.
00:54:15He's so cute.
00:54:16He's so cute.
00:54:18Did you see his face?
00:54:19Yeah.
00:54:23He's even worse.
00:54:25He's so cute.
00:54:34Rose,
00:54:35why is life so stupid?
00:54:37It's true, darling.
00:54:38Life is often stupid.
00:54:40But not always.
00:54:42Not always.
00:54:46Good evening, Mr. Selenier.
00:54:47Good evening, Rose.
00:54:49How are you, my son?
00:54:50Hi, Dad.
00:54:53Hi.
00:54:58Tell me, darling,
00:54:59tomorrow is Father Berrou's funeral.
00:55:00Mrs. Brouchard can't deliver the flowers.
00:55:02Do you want to come?
00:55:04What time?
00:55:06Around 10 o'clock.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:11Do you know why they take dwarves as delivery men?
00:55:14Because they pay them half the price.
00:55:17Oh, sorry!
00:55:19Excuse me.
00:55:50Stop! Stop!
00:55:54Did you see what you did?
00:55:55What's wrong with driving like that?
00:55:56Do you know what you're doing?
00:55:58It's my fault if they put their stop sign in the middle of nowhere.
00:56:01They change places and no one notices.
00:56:03Anyway, everyone is dead here.
00:56:04You're the first one.
00:56:05Do you want me to tell you?
00:56:06You're the one who makes me sick.
00:56:07You're unable to make a decision.
00:56:09There are too many gods at the moment.
00:56:10You can't do it.
00:56:12Slow down, for God's sake, Catherine!
00:56:15And it's going to be the Equinox.
00:56:19Go see Berrou, he'll give you some sedatives.
00:56:20Shit!
00:56:24Catherine!
00:56:36I want to leave.
00:56:42I hate your life.
00:56:54I hate your life.
00:57:05There are insects this year.
00:57:07Not more than the other years.
00:57:09What are you reading?
00:57:10A book in pink.
00:57:11Oh, do you know what that is? The Paludism.
00:57:14What's that book about?
00:57:15Psychoanalysis.
00:57:17It's about the rise of the Paludism.
00:57:19What does psychoanalysis have to do with Paludism?
00:57:22The phallus.
00:57:24You're too young to read that.
00:57:25Explain it to me!
00:57:26So, what's the phallus?
00:57:35It's a word we don't use anymore.
00:57:37But it's in the book.
00:57:39So, do you know or don't you know?
00:57:42Listen.
00:57:44It's a technical word to designate the penis.
00:57:47Why is it the phallus and not the penis?
00:57:50Because when it's small, it's called a penis.
00:57:54And when it's bigger, it's called a phallus.
00:57:56But it's the same thing.
00:57:58For example, a doctor doesn't say,
00:58:00Sir, show me your penis.
00:58:03For a man, it's the dick.
00:58:04Show me your dick, right?
00:58:06No, he doesn't say, show me your dick.
00:58:08And the medical name is the cock.
00:58:10So, show me your cock, right?
00:58:12No.
00:58:13You don't say anything.
00:58:14But no, we don't say anything, we understand each other.
00:58:17Just by looking at each other.
00:58:19Come on, stop it.
00:58:23And Marie, have you reconciled?
00:58:25No, she's not the girl I thought she was.
00:58:28Like that, all of a sudden, the other woman.
00:58:34And you, Catherine, she left you.
00:58:40I saw you on the Avenue des Pins.
00:58:42She's not well right now.
00:58:44By the way, you could try to be a little nicer to her.
00:58:47Yeah, right now.
00:58:49Tomorrow, go bring her flowers from the garden.
00:58:52Don't you think she'd rather you bring her the flowers?
00:59:10My dad sent this to her.
00:59:11Why did he send this to her?
00:59:13What's wrong with you?
00:59:15It's her, she's getting on my nerves.
00:59:17Come, let's talk.
00:59:24Hello, Catherine.
00:59:26From my dad.
00:59:27From the garden.
00:59:28Thank you, put it there.
00:59:30Go back to the kitchen.
00:59:31I'll make your fruit juice.
00:59:33Yeah, that's it.
00:59:35She's not in the mood, right?
00:59:37No, it's your dad.
00:59:38He's always mad, even on the phone.
00:59:39Your dad has no character.
00:59:41And he goes to the morgue.
00:59:43Your mother?
00:59:44She's hysterical.
00:59:45Everyone told me.
00:59:46We're going to steal her driver's license.
00:59:47Say that again!
00:59:48Can't you speak a little less loudly?
00:59:51She didn't speak like that before.
00:59:59It was your bastards who made her sick.
01:00:01We have to stop.
01:00:03What do you think?
01:00:04Did you have the idea?
01:00:06No, it's Dorothée.
01:00:07It's the last time I'm bringing her.
01:00:10All the girls we take, it doesn't make them sick.
01:00:13Your mother, she's always been crazy, that's all.
01:00:16It's more like that with my father.
01:00:17They're going to break up soon.
01:00:20The shit is that your father has a hard time placing himself next to the girls.
01:00:23He's going to hang on.
01:00:24As long as he wants, he has girls.
01:00:29It looks like you got married too.
01:00:32What, you too?
01:00:34Did you lose the son?
01:00:35Is it the hammer boy who stole your Parisian girl?
01:00:37Everyone's laughing!
01:00:39It's not over yet!
01:00:46What the hell is this mess?
01:00:48Your toy, we didn't do it on purpose.
01:00:49I don't care!
01:00:51You clean all this up.
01:00:52And you, Mathieu, you go home.
01:00:53You bring these flowers to your father.
01:00:55I'm allergic to worries.
01:01:05I'm sorry.
01:01:26Hi, Dorothée.
01:01:27Hi, how are you?
01:01:28Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
01:01:30Soon I won't have any more pills.
01:01:31I'm afraid my mother will find out.
01:01:33Well, you do as you feel.
01:01:34And where are you going?
01:01:35I don't know.
01:01:36Are you taking me home?
01:01:37If you want, yeah.
01:01:38Here, take it.
01:01:39Well, I'll keep it.
01:01:44Is there a attic in your house?
01:01:46Oh no, there's no attic, but I can show you something else.
01:01:48Okay, and you'll show me?
01:01:49If you want, yeah.
01:01:50We'll go through the cemetery, it's shorter.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:53Come on.
01:01:54You know, there are a lot of dead crows that wake up in their graves.
01:02:05If you stick your ear in, you can hear them scratching the lid of their coffins.
01:02:11You're trying to impress me, aren't you?
01:02:13I swear, it's the false healer who told me.
01:02:15He hears them at night.
01:02:20Would you take me to listen to them at night?
01:02:22Some of them even scream.
01:02:25Take me.
01:02:26No.
01:02:27I don't care, I'll go alone.
01:02:30Okay, so where's your attic?
01:02:31Well, the attic is always upstairs.
01:02:33It's different here.
01:02:34And you won't go alone to the cemetery.
01:02:37Anyway, I'll tell everyone that your father is so crazy that he buries people alive.
01:02:44I could do something great with this room.
01:02:47Do you think it's great the way it is?
01:02:49Yeah, well...
01:02:51At least we live in spiders.
01:02:53I like spiders.
01:02:54And it's their home here.
01:02:57Are you talking about spiders now?
01:02:58Let me see.
01:02:59You won't understand.
01:03:11Wow.
01:03:13What do you think of me?
01:03:20I'm better than Marie.
01:03:23Not the same.
01:03:26I like her.
01:03:32Will you give her to me?
01:03:33No, I can't.
01:03:34It's my mother's business.
01:03:40What if I give you a kiss?
01:03:43A real kiss on the mouth.
01:03:46Will you give it to me?
01:03:48Will you give it to me?
01:03:52I want it.
01:03:53Yeah.
01:03:57I shouldn't have brought you here.
01:04:00Oh, yeah.
01:04:01It seems that your sister is dating Mathieu now, right?
01:04:04I don't know, ask her.
01:04:06Hey, Louise, look.
01:04:08It seems that my sister-in-law is dating Mathieu.
01:04:10Fuck, I have nothing to do with your sister-in-law.
01:04:12Hey, Mathieu, what are we doing in your province?
01:04:14Next year, my parents will go to the CĂ´te d'Azur.
01:04:16We're going to sail.
01:04:17You're talking nonsense everywhere.
01:04:19Because you have nothing in your head.
01:04:20You really don't have anything in your head, all of you.
01:04:22Me, with a good book, I'm everywhere.
01:04:25Yeah, well, we're not going to wait for letters, let's go.
01:04:27Yeah.
01:04:38It's a stupid idea, we're all going to end up in jail.
01:04:40It's a Western, guys, we're going to live together.
01:04:43You stay here, only Julie and me.
01:04:46Look if there's no one.
01:05:02This one is too big, it's not possible.
01:05:04Wait, there's a small one over there.
01:05:07Hello.
01:05:12Come on, guys, there's the cow.
01:05:14Come this way, come this way.
01:05:18I have a hole, are we going?
01:05:30Hey, if we meet cops.
01:05:32It's okay.
01:05:33But what are we going to do with this cow?
01:05:35It's an adventure, we're beast thieves.
01:05:37Come on.
01:05:38Don't step on it.
01:05:42Come on, let's go.
01:05:46Don't push it.
01:05:47Don't step on it.
01:05:48She's pissed off too.
01:05:49But you just made a flight with effraction.
01:05:52Hey, you were with us too.
01:05:55Philippe is going to throw us.
01:05:58No.
01:05:59You have no interest.
01:06:01No, Philippe won't throw us.
01:06:02How do you know?
01:06:03Because he's our friend, Philippe.
01:06:04Thank you, Mathieu.
01:06:05But it's still a delirium that you make me do.
01:06:23Well, that's not all, but what are we going to do with this cow?
01:06:26Well, we should ask for a ransom.
01:06:28Julien has the biggest voice.
01:06:30Right, Julien?
01:06:31Well, it's not my idea, it's Mathieu's.
01:06:33Well, if no one wants to ask for a ransom on the phone,
01:06:35there's nothing to write.
01:06:36There's the postman's strike.
01:06:37It's really a three-way here.
01:06:39Anyway, the peasants don't care, they never pay a ransom.
01:06:41They have insurance.
01:06:42Why didn't you say so earlier?
01:06:43Well, it was funny.
01:06:44We'll bring this cow back tonight.
01:06:46Well, I have to go.
01:06:48You're not going to let her die of thirst all day.
01:06:50She didn't do anything to us, this poor beast.
01:06:51We are responsible, shit.
01:06:53But what are we going to put water in?
01:06:54We're not going to make her drink from the bottle, are we?
01:06:57We don't move anymore, children.
01:07:00The gendarmes are coming.
01:07:03We found her, sir.
01:07:05She was lost.
01:07:06We brought her to see you.
01:07:07You're talking.
01:07:08We saw you steal her tonight in my enclos.
01:07:10Mathieu, you're from the country.
01:07:12You had this idea.
01:07:14You stay here.
01:07:18But sir, it was a joke.
01:07:20We were bringing her to you.
01:07:22Well, I'm not going to call the gendarmes.
01:07:26At least they'll know there's someone who pays.
01:07:29What do you think, Mathieu of the funeral pumps?
01:07:33Come on.
01:07:34You bring her back to the farm.
01:07:36And since you love cows so much,
01:07:40you're going to cure my stables.
01:07:41Yes, sir.
01:07:43Wait, it's still more fair that we do it all together, isn't it?
01:07:47You fuck off as you want.
01:07:49But sir, he's the one who trained us.
01:07:51Yeah.
01:07:54Disgusting.
01:07:55Well, you're going to be clean.
01:08:12It smells like death.
01:08:13It's the cow.
01:08:14No, it's the pig.
01:08:15Come on, go away.
01:08:16It's the cow.
01:08:17She's going to kill us.
01:08:19She's going to stay in the country.
01:08:21She's going to kill us.
01:08:22She's going to kill us.
01:08:24She's going to kill us.
01:08:29And it was disgusting on our table.
01:08:32Yeah, you're right.
01:08:37Oh, yeah, fuck.
01:08:40Why am I not your girlfriend?
01:08:42It wouldn't work.
01:08:45Anyway, I won't come back next year.
01:08:47And no one will come back in this shitty place.
01:08:51Yeah.
01:08:59I have a headache.
01:09:04All this is your fault because you messed up with the hammer boy.
01:09:08In fact, you're like your father.
01:09:09When he leaves, he messes up with everyone.
01:09:11That's not true.
01:09:12In your family, you don't give a shit.
01:09:14What?
01:09:15You don't give a shit. You understood what I just said.
01:09:17Oh, well, you'll see.
01:09:21Come on.
01:09:42You know, I should have taken the camera.
01:09:44I would have filmed you opening the woods.
01:09:46I would have given you the cassette with the hammer.
01:09:48Are you okay?
01:09:50Do you think he's going to go to the cops?
01:09:53I'll prove to you that you were with me.
01:09:55I'll save you.
01:09:57I love you.
01:09:59I love you too.
01:10:18I love you too.
01:10:25Ah, you're here.
01:10:27No, but tell me.
01:10:28Your son, he's completely crazy.
01:10:30He just broke my window.
01:10:32You heard it, he broke the window.
01:10:34You know, it's going to cost you a fortune.
01:10:36I'm going to see if it's worth it.
01:10:37I'm going to eliminate you.
01:10:38You're going to disappear.
01:10:39You're going to die.
01:10:40You're going to bury yourselves.
01:10:43Mathieu, come here.
01:10:45What's up?
01:10:46Are you going crazy?
01:10:48What?
01:10:49Everyone saw you throw a stone in the hammer's window.
01:10:51He's going to file a complaint.
01:10:52But you want to fuck us in the street?
01:10:54But it's not me.
01:10:55I was with Dorothée.
01:10:56She can testify.
01:10:57Oh, yes.
01:10:58When?
01:10:59When were you with Dorothée?
01:11:00When I threw the stone.
01:11:01Well, you see you admit it.
01:11:02Why did you do that?
01:11:03To take revenge on his son, right?
01:11:05And it's going to fall back on me.
01:11:06But it's not me.
01:11:08But shit, if I don't pay back the hammer, he's going to file a complaint.
01:11:11And the insurance?
01:11:12But it has nothing to do with the insurance.
01:11:14But you want to put everyone in trouble.
01:11:16As if I didn't have enough shit in me right now.
01:11:18Listen to me, Mathieu.
01:11:20If you continue your bullshit, I'll have you thrown in jail.
01:11:29Mathieu, open up.
01:11:31You want to get rid of me, right?
01:11:33To marry you with this lunatic?
01:11:34Well, I'll tell the court.
01:11:36And it's not me.
01:11:37Swear it.
01:11:38And besides, you're unloyal.
01:11:41Okay.
01:11:42I'll let it slide this time.
01:11:43But you're going to pay for some of the damage.
01:11:45Half of your pocket money for six months.
01:11:50Six months?
01:11:51You're pushing it a bit.
01:11:53Six months.
01:11:57Okay.
01:12:10You son of a bitch.
01:12:12You're not embarrassed, are you?
01:12:14If you have to deal with the son of a hammer, you deal with him.
01:12:17Not with his father's showcase.
01:12:20Yeah, but he's taller than me.
01:12:21And that's disgusting.
01:12:22Yeah, what do you want?
01:12:23Life is unfair.
01:12:24You have to learn to accept, that's all.
01:12:27The strength of character is sometimes to accept without saying anything.
01:12:30You know yourself for that.
01:12:32Of course.
01:12:35Are you going to bed already?
01:12:36No, I'm not going to bed.
01:12:37I'm going to change.
01:12:38I'm going out.
01:12:39Dinner is ready.
01:12:40Have a good evening.
01:12:41Dorothée says that who doesn't know how to say anything is deflated.
01:12:44What are you waiting for?
01:12:46Go see the son of a hammer.
01:12:47You stick your fist in his face.
01:12:50Is Dorothée your new girlfriend?
01:12:52I don't know.
01:12:53And you, are you doing well with Catherine?
01:12:56Catherine, are you doing better?
01:12:59She's going to go to her parents' for a while to relax a bit.
01:13:02Do the point.
01:13:06The strength of character.
01:13:08You know, maybe it's over between us.
01:13:11Is it our fault, Romain and me?
01:13:14Partly, but it's more complicated than that.
01:13:17Come on, everything will end up getting better.
01:13:20Yeah.
01:13:21What you say all the time, nothing gets better.
01:13:26Hey, Rose.
01:13:27And my 50 francs from Mr. Tirolois?
01:13:29You told me every time he comes.
01:13:31Well, he's not coming anymore.
01:13:33Did he let you down?
01:13:36Don't worry, Rose.
01:13:37It's going to be all right.
01:13:39And you're young.
01:13:40You have the future ahead of you.
01:13:44I'm going to bed.
01:13:45I'm going to bed.
01:13:46I'm going to bed.
01:13:47I'm going to bed.
01:13:48I'm going to bed.
01:13:49I'm going to bed.
01:13:50I'm going to bed.
01:13:51I'm going to bed.
01:13:52I'm going to bed.
01:13:53Yeah.
01:13:54I'm going to bed.
01:14:00And that's one?
01:14:02That's awesome.
01:14:06You're going to pay for me?
01:14:07Why me?
01:14:10Because I'm your friend, you can pay for it.
01:14:11No, you're not my real friend.
01:14:14Really?
01:14:16Other than when you needed me.
01:14:19You're really crappy, Mathieu.
01:14:20Did you forget that I had to pay for the showcase?
01:14:22Yeah, because you had the son of a hammer.
01:14:27It's really disgusting to tell me that.
01:14:29Well, it's clear.
01:14:31Do you want to help me?
01:14:33I'm telling you I can't.
01:14:43You'll have to pay, kid.
01:14:45Shit, but it's not me.
01:14:47Yes, you were with her, I saw you.
01:14:49But I don't have any money.
01:14:51That's why she broke them.
01:14:53Well, you'll have to pay anyway.
01:14:55I'll call your father.
01:14:57I'll give you the money.
01:14:59Thank you, Philippe.
01:15:01And how much does it cost?
01:15:03150.
01:15:05Thank you, Philippe.
01:15:11You know, I don't know if I'll be able
01:15:13to give you your 150 bucks back.
01:15:15It's okay.
01:15:17You'll make a lot of money.
01:15:19And since she left my father,
01:15:21she gives me everything I want.
01:15:23Oh yeah?
01:15:25Yeah.
01:15:27To make up for my frustration.
01:15:29Anyway, my father was bothering me
01:15:31and forced me to go to the gym.
01:15:33Do you want us to become friends?
01:15:35Yeah, great, yeah.
01:15:39Here, it's for you.
01:15:41Thank you very much.
01:15:47♪
01:16:17♪
01:16:47The other day, when you saw us on the beach,
01:16:49he was only talking about basketball.
01:16:51You must have liked it.
01:16:55I'm glad you left Dorothée.
01:16:57We never even kissed.
01:16:59Neither did we, but you shouldn't push.
01:17:01I saw you.
01:17:03The other day, she wanted to annoy you.
01:17:05Like that?
01:17:07Come on, you didn't kiss like that before.
01:17:09Neither did you.
01:17:17You son of a bitch!
01:17:19You killed my mother!
01:17:21Are you crazy?
01:17:23I asked around.
01:17:25The son of the pharmacist says it's hormones.
01:17:27Women can go crazy with this drug.
01:17:29My mother got into a car accident.
01:17:31She's in the hospital.
01:17:33Shit.
01:17:35What's wrong with her?
01:17:37If my mother dies,
01:17:39I'll be all alone.
01:17:41It's your fault, you bastard, with your bullshit.
01:17:43What's wrong with her?
01:17:45Dorothée,
01:17:47it's because of your pills.
01:17:49You're going to jail.
01:17:51If you throw us out,
01:17:53we'll say you gave her the pills.
01:17:57Nobody said you were driving badly.
01:17:59Just a little nervous.
01:18:05Since we've known each other,
01:18:07we're always at the same point.
01:18:09If I don't take things into my own hands,
01:18:11it can still last ten years.
01:18:19I can't take it anymore, Bernard.
01:18:25You always find a good reason
01:18:27not to get involved.
01:18:31You suffer, you run away.
01:18:33You suffer, you run away.
01:18:41I understand your hunger, but it's not enough.
01:18:45Come on, Catherine.
01:18:47Don't say things like that.
01:18:57They're going to do tests on you.
01:18:59What tests?
01:19:03They always do tests.
01:19:07I'm going to bed now.
01:19:25Mathieu,
01:19:27I swear your mother never lost her mind.
01:19:29She was reckless to go out at bad times.
01:19:31She loved sailing.
01:19:33Big times.
01:19:35It was her only passion.
01:19:37Did she get bored?
01:19:39Sometimes you get bored in winter.
01:19:41Why did she tell Catherine?
01:19:43Because she's crazy.
01:19:45She doesn't know what she's talking about.
01:19:47She found hormonal disorders
01:19:49and traces of drugs she never took.
01:19:51As if she'd been taken something
01:19:53without her knowing it.
01:19:55What kind of things?
01:19:57For example, contraceptive pills.
01:19:59Don't take me for an idiot, Mathieu.
01:20:01Come on, get in.
01:20:07Do you know what this is called?
01:20:09Poisoning.
01:20:11We want to stop a woman from having a child
01:20:13and we put pills in her food.
01:20:15Because we don't care about her.
01:20:17We only think about ourselves.
01:20:19And because we're idiots,
01:20:21we risk killing her.
01:20:23How could I have done that?
01:20:25With Romain's help.
01:20:27I knew it was dangerous.
01:20:29All my friends' mothers take pills.
01:20:31Catherine didn't want a child.
01:20:33Neither did I.
01:20:35Romain told me she wanted a child.
01:20:37She even did the G-test.
01:20:39So what does it prove?
01:20:41She was afraid of getting pregnant.
01:20:43And she can't stand the pill.
01:20:47So she could have died?
01:20:51It could have been much worse.
01:20:57Dad...
01:20:59I don't want a little brother.
01:21:01I want us to stay together.
01:21:13So?
01:21:15It's not that bad, is it?
01:21:17Yeah, but we don't kill you all the time either.
01:21:21With your idea of a pill, Catherine,
01:21:23you almost killed her!
01:21:25So, did you get your Holy Mary back?
01:21:27Ouch!
01:21:33Are you okay?
01:21:35No, we don't know them.
01:21:37And they screw up.
01:21:39You didn't have to tell them anyway.
01:21:41You keep the secrets for me.
01:21:43I'm here.
01:21:45No, you're not.
01:21:47You're leaving in a week and I know you won't come back.
01:21:49Don't worry. If my parents want to go to Spain,
01:21:51I'll tell them I'm sick and want to come back.
01:21:53Okay.
01:21:59Come on, trust me.
01:22:07So, what's this surprise?
01:22:09Wait.
01:22:13I'm trusting you to find you another guy.
01:22:15No, I only like you.
01:22:17If you want, we'll make a vow.
01:22:23Here.
01:22:31Here.
01:22:33I found it this winter on the beach.
01:22:35That's our vow.
01:22:37It's great.
01:22:39It suits me.
01:22:43And on the day of the wedding,
01:22:45we'll be engaged.
01:22:47I'm not even sure we'll be back next year.
01:22:49Business is bad.
01:22:51Maybe we'll find another job.
01:22:53We'll always be together.
01:23:03I'd like us to go to my bed.
01:23:05Like we were married.
01:23:07Just a hug.
01:23:09Come on.
01:23:21Later, we'll live together.
01:23:23No one will order us around.
01:23:25We'll travel. We'll do everything we want.
01:23:27It's so far away, later.
01:23:29If we lived next door, maybe it would go.
01:23:31And when it's later, people always end up separating.
01:23:33Not us.
01:23:35Which one?
01:23:39Your breath tickles.
01:23:43Is it true you found the ring on the beach?
01:23:45You shouldn't lie.
01:23:47It would bring bad luck.
01:23:49It would make the beach more beautiful.
01:23:51Later, would you like to go back to your father's business?
01:23:53No, you wouldn't like it.
01:23:55And he's already screwed up.
01:23:57I'd like to travel, go to Egypt,
01:23:59discover unknown tombs.
01:24:01I'm thinking of something,
01:24:03but you're not going to lie.
01:24:05You know, my mother has books on Indian wizards.
01:24:07There are tricks to make enchantments.
01:24:09For your father, his job,
01:24:11we can make forces act.
01:24:13You're right.
01:24:19In the trees, there's a terrible force.
01:24:21This force, the wizards know it.
01:24:23This one is your friend.
01:24:25You're going to ask him to fix your iron,
01:24:27to make it disappear like a hammer.
01:24:29But I'd rather die like a hammer.
01:24:31I didn't mean to make him die,
01:24:33just to stop the competition,
01:24:35which settles elsewhere.
01:24:37Why would we ask him that? He won't understand.
01:24:49Ouch!
01:24:51Now you're like brothers.
01:24:53Say,
01:24:55Tree, my brother, spirit of the tree,
01:24:57I ask you to remove the hammer
01:24:59from my father's opponent.
01:25:01Tree, my brother, spirit of the tree,
01:25:03I ask you to remove the hammer
01:25:05from my father's opponent.
01:25:07Do you often do that?
01:25:09It's my destiny. I'll be a witness.
01:25:11Later, I'll take over my aunt's office,
01:25:13with computers and everything.
01:25:15I love you so much.
01:25:17Forever.
01:25:19He loves you for me.
01:25:21He loves you. It's horrible.
01:25:23It was to change.
01:25:25You know what?
01:25:27I'm going to bother my parents
01:25:29to invite you to Spain next year.
01:25:31You said you'd bother them to come back here.
01:25:33Yes, but Spain can be nice.
01:25:35You just have to bother your father on your side.
01:25:37With him, it's more like hugs.
01:25:47Hello.
01:25:49Hello.
01:26:09I assure you,
01:26:11closed, finished, rented, hammer.
01:26:13He bet on the spruces, but it doesn't work here.
01:26:15It's going to fix your things, right?
01:26:17Are you sure, Rose?
01:26:19Yes, because I'm telling you.
01:26:21Do you know the news?
01:26:23What?
01:26:25The hammer is going to Nantes.
01:26:27This time, I'm going to get it out.
01:26:29That's where we're going to play.
01:26:31Are you going to play there again next year?
01:26:33No, they won't come back.
01:26:35What if Marie's parents invite me to Spain this summer?
01:26:37Mathieu, things can happen
01:26:39in the summer.
01:26:41Did Marie write to you?
01:26:43Call her.
01:26:45Why? I don't want to beg her.
01:26:47She has my number, I write to her.
01:26:53And Catherine?
01:26:55She's fine. She's at her parents' in Strasbourg.
01:26:57She's being followed by a specialist.
01:26:59A draconian treatment.
01:27:01First, stop the pressed oranges.
01:27:05And then,
01:27:07a drug used against sterility
01:27:09so that she becomes like before.
01:27:11Before the fruit juice, you fool.
01:27:13But be careful.
01:27:15If it's a shock treatment, it can exceed
01:27:17your hopes.
01:27:19So, she might have a kid?
01:27:21No. No, no.
01:27:23Not one.
01:27:25Three.
01:27:33Now, don't forget
01:27:35that you almost poisoned someone.
01:27:37And that's a stupid thing
01:27:39to do with pocket money.
01:27:41Don't worry, Dad. I understand.
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