• 2 months ago
El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
Transcript
00:00All right, pizza review time with Geronimo's, corner of 4th and O, Avenue O.
00:29Brooklyn, this guy, a little bit of time talking, I like the air vents by the way.
00:35Talked to him a little bit.
00:36So he's been here, first of all, there's an enormous amount of pressure on me in this
00:40review because he's so into his pizza, he loves the product, he's like we're doing okay,
00:46could definitely use a pump.
00:48So he's super excited for the review.
00:51That puts pressure on me and whenever the owner's putting pressure on me, people think
00:54I'm a black heart, I'm an evil guy, I'm a bad guy, I'm a good guy.
00:58Dave's a good guy and I like helping small business, local business, so I want to give
01:02him the bump, but I got to keep the integrity.
01:05So here we go, I hope I love it.
01:07One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:10Before we got in there, we saw some like, I don't know, high school kid, maybe college,
01:14like best pizza in the neighborhood, 15 years I've been coming here.
01:18Great.
01:19The only problem is he's only been open a year.
01:23One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:24Here we go, Geronimo's, what?
01:26Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm tired.
01:28Austin had to remind me and I'm the one who said I had to do it.
01:31I needed the proper wild because this is pizza review number eight or nine, at the end of
01:37these things, I'm gassed, I'm juiced, I don't want coffee, it's too much, so bang, down
01:42the hatch we go, you're ready to go.
01:4520% off?
01:4630% off.
01:4730, brain's not working, 30% off, go to a proper wild Dock on Musical Pizza.
01:52All right, there you go.
01:54Now into the pizza, looks good.
01:58If I'm just looking at it, it's like a mid to high seven based on my scale of what I
02:02like, doesn't have the, because I like things burnt, wow, more crisp than I thought, it's
02:15good.
02:16The guy said he was a teacher before getting involved, well, he's had pizza his whole life,
02:21um, was a teacher before he started this two years ago, seven, six, he's going to hate
02:34that.
02:35I don't know.
02:36Do you hear it, Austin?
02:37All right, I'm going to say seven, eight, just because I can't taste it, seven, six,
02:45on the record, seven, eight, I call that a white by and I get the fuck out of here.
02:49I really don't.
02:50Seven, eight.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Yeah.
02:54See ya.
02:55Thank you very much.
02:56Damn it.
02:57I wish I didn't lie there.
02:58Just give him a seven, eight.

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