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00:00All right, pizza review time, Ironborn, hand forward to pizza, up there for what, top ten
00:26like pizza names of any pizza company we've encountered, obviously makes me think of Game
00:31of Thrones, right, Ironborn, isn't that the guy who gets his dick chopped off, what's
00:38his name?
00:39Theon Rangel.
00:40Theon, yeah, Theon Rangel, dick chopped off, you know what's not getting your dick chopped
00:43off?
00:44A little proper wild, keeps the energy up if someone's trying to come chop your dick
00:49off, you're going to be like nope, I'm wide awake, not happening today buddy, 30% off,
00:55use the code pizzaproperwild.com, keep your dick on your body, no one creeping up on you.
01:00I can only wear 47 brand hats, they're the best hats, but this hat was so cool I just
01:05had to show it off.
01:06All right, here we go, Detroit style, and you know what I say about Detroit style, it's
01:11going to be offense alignment, and if any city should appreciate that, it should be
01:16Pittsburgh, you're going to look heavy, be light on your feet, so here we go, Cam Hayward,
01:21defense alignment, who they got, Pounceys, they're not there anymore, one of the Pounceys,
01:25I don't know, that is a good looking Detroit style, sometimes, no I haven't felt it, sometimes
01:33in Detroit I feel like they don't put enough sauce on it, not the case here, in fact this
01:37one's drenched in sauce, so see what we got, I've been told this is the best Detroit style
01:42in the city, one bite, everyone knows the rules, Ironborn, just an intimidating like
01:48name, burned, stay with it, see, does this pass the test, does this look heavy and eat
01:58light, it looks heavy and it eats mediocre, not mediocre tasting, but it has some cold
02:16weather to it, Detroit style always for me, I really do like Detroit style, it's like
02:22a mid 7, that's the standard, if you're new to the pizza reviews, there's certain styles
02:28I like more, it doesn't matter if you make the greatest Neapolitan of all time, you're
02:32never going to get more than a low 7, most of the time high 6's, Detroit style lands
02:37mid 7's and that's exactly what this is, I'd say this is a 7.4, like it's a good, good
02:44Detroit style, Ironborn, and if you love Detroit, you'll probably go higher, Ironborn, hand
02:49forged pizza, maybe they named it after Game of Thrones, is that possible, I know the Iron
02:53City Steelers, all that, but when they say hand forged, it's got to be because of Pittsburgh
02:57not Game of Thrones, Ironborn, by the way, she's coming, she's coming.